/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52330919
>umm they were on the [globohomo sports association that encourages you to consoom others exercising instead of getting /fit/ yourself] uniforms
>ummmmmmm that was ackshually the only reason I even bought in the first place, because I saw an ad, and din't look into it what-so-fucking-ever

Normies are literal cattle and they deserve everything that the globohomo is going to do to them.

>>52330919
we're so fucking close boys, hold out another few months and accumulate, and we're fucking golden

>>52330919
poor guy probably lost a lot on FTX. at least he has some updoots

>BTC might really be the only one we need

>>52330919
>MLB game
>pitch crypto

>space

>>52330919
>umpires uniforms
imagine caring about a spic sport

>>52330919
also kek
these are the people you have to outwit to make money in crypto
WAGMI

>>52330919
it's a good question

>>52330919
Regulation is coming. I hope your keeping that in mind as you invest in altcoins. When regulation happens, meme coins will go extinct overnight. You need to make sure your altcoins have a plan to be regulation compliant. Ideally, you want an altcoin that has been anticipating regulation since day one

>>52330919
not even close. Not until the zestimate spinsters go under. Not until circuit breaker days. Not until unemployment is 8%

>>52330919
Why did this faggot asshole lump crypto.com in with FTX? It's the one exchange that's proven itself somewhat sustainable and reliable. Boo hoo they slashed the free Netflix, that's just like an entire 36 bil company going illiquid

>>52331197
>Why did this faggot asshole lump crypto.com in with FTX? It's the one exchange that's proven itself somewhat sustainable and reliable.
for now

>>52331123
Cold beer on a Friday night

>>52331123
Epusteinu?

>>52330919

BTC might be the only one we need but FedCoin is the only one we're going to get.

>>52331123
I am going to buy as many of these as I can afford. A true collectors piece.

>>52330980
Normies are cattle because they are programmed that way and while you sit there and laugh at them, you need them which shows your true colors.

Without normies falling for dumb shit, how else would your income be maintained? By smart people, making smart purchases? Come on.

>>52331717
>IT'S NOT THE NORMIES' FAULT, I PROMISE
>[excuses, excuses, excuses]
Normalfags did this to themselves.
Everyone always talks about how being strong is a "privilege", without realizing that the ultimate privilege is the ability to live a life of weakness and ignorance, kept alive and propped up by the accomplishments of past men greater than they are.

I used to be a weak faggot, but then, guess what?
I self-actualized, because making excooses doesn't excuse you from reality.

And you're right - I'd be a hypocrite if I made profits from normalfaggots' stupidity.
That's why I don't have any positions in crypto.
I just like watching the elite implement Hell on Earth, because it makes me all the more right, and encourages me to become even stronger.

>>52330919
The nobody from /x/ is crashing this shit

>>52331248
no hover hand so he probably has white genes and an 8 inch johnson

Ahhahahahhaah

>>52330919
We tried to tell you niggas. A scare digital jelly bean is worthless. Go be poor somewhere else coiner.

>>52331001
this

>>52331108
It's not hard, don't hold shitcoins through the bear market.

>>52331799
bogs spirits will destroy the nothing

it's nice that people forget about celsius

Crypto.com is dead? When did that happen? I missed it lol

>>52330919
Coins at home, like Freedomcoin.
Tokens and exhanges will be your downfall.

>>52330980
but anon normie money = profit

>>52331108

>>52331119
It’s funnier that he’s more worried about how much harder it will be to shill

>>52331992
>Dragonchain
*drags cigarette*
>that takes me back

>>52332051
Deep brainchain was the best scam.

>>52331119
If they banned this kind of advertising normies would stop getting baited and there would be no need for other regulations, just saying

>>52331001
yes red IDs, keep giving dirty jews your money, NGMI

>>52330919
What a retard

>>52331119
no. normies bought on FTX.US which is not affected. if you VPN'd your way to FTX with a fake KYC you are a sophisticated investor.

>>52332051
>>52332087
someone tried to shill me both dragon and deep brain chain in late 2018...

>>52331136
Why would regulations affect any decentralized coins? Yes the coins on cexs would be delisted but the vast vast majority of the meme shitcoins are strictly on dexs. So regulations sound actually based if they only attack faggot shib and dogecoin and not the harryp0ttersonicinu on uniswap.

>>52331101
Based fuck people who use the s word

>>52331781
....based....wait only sorta based since you aren't raping normies via crypto and enlarging your stake of power in this fucked up reality.

Because of what use is your piousness when the tanks run over your corpse? I'll be behind fortified concrete because I bought shitcoins at the 2023 bottom.

>>52330919
Nah BTC is going back up again. If all these exchanges and coins going from billions of dollars to zero in a matter of days isn't enough to convince bitcoin cultists that crypto was invented to scam people then nothing will.

>>52330919
>centralized exchange
>it was supposed to be decentralized!!!!!

>>52332339
Ah, but, silly fool that you are, for I'd be stupid not to profit off of these shenanigans - I just don't profit directly from crypto, but I do have a little grift going - albeit in a way slightly more agreeable with my values.

I mostly stack PMs and prepping / agricultural equipment. I suppose it might be good to have a few positions in XMR/LINK/ETH/BTC.
But, for what it's worth, I hope we meet behind that concrete.
Cheers.

Alameda bailed out Tether when it depegged earlier this year. Money just doesn't disappear like that, even Bernie Madoff only spent a tiny fraction of what he took.

>>52332570
The money never existed.

>>52332601
It absolutely existed when the customers deposited their money.

>>52332570
the money was given to the government by the jewish guy who said they should ban it

>>52330919

Just a reminder BTC has never experienced a recession in its life. We're heading into the most severe recession in 50 years and no one is going to want to be pumping and dumping digital tulips.
This recession is going to last the rest of this decade, the stock market will also be abysmally slow.

You're going to wish you weren't a bagholder after this falls another 80%

>>52333119
oh it's the digital tulips bot again

>>52332570
FTX has been bailing out insolvent cryptos. That's why they went bankrupt. That money now belongs to the various tether holders who got bailed out.

>>52331001
God the delusion is so sad. This board has convinced me that most people deserve to lose money in the market.

>>52332953
>no do-kwon even though Luna shidding the bed played a big part in wrecking the market

Why are antisemites like this

>>52333213
Simple. Percentage of world population Chinese vs percentage of world population Jew.

Now weigh the odds for what race is likely to defraud everyone else based on the probability of the size of their global population.

>>52332953
Actually, that has bee debunked. While they may have both been part of the tribe, literally gods chosen people, who celebrate two overlapping triangles to show how smart they are, he cannot be guilty of doing anything wrong because he is jewish. As a global minority, which is also the vast majority of billionaires, he has the right to demand reparations for your oppression of him - which happened the second you tried to withdraw your money from his personal casino. So, be glad that he isn't going to pursue legal action aginst you and silence you (like Ye) for pointing out the utter idiocy required to give billions of dollars to an amphetamine user and some random teenagers.
>Your sacrifice for the cause of fighting anti-semitism is appreciated. Feel free to slurp this dip and pack your ftx bags a little heavier.

>>52330980
>t. wants normies to adapt
>t. holding normie bags now
This is 100% spicy, only CERN can fix this

>>52333249
This guy gets it

>>52331119
not your keys, not your crypto. thanks for playing

>>52333213
I avoid investing in Jews, chinks or any race that is not white and I've never been scammed.
Do the math Poindexter.

>>52333213
can't quite get the hook nose to show

>>52330980
anon...sportsball is all homosexual soft porn for closet fags

>>52333119
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>>52330919
>bitches about decentralization not keeping investments safe

What is decentralized about keeping your funds in a cryptocurrency exchange? If anything, these rugpulls show why centralization in crypto is a bad thing.

>>52331123
Uhhhh.... You don't get to bring "gains".

Redditors on suicide watch

>>52331992

>>52333682
Yeah I like BHP. I have some WDS I received as an in-kind dividend from BHP earlier this year, and that's a good stock too.

>>52330919
JUST BUY LONG STANDING POW CHAINS LIKE DOGE, LITECOIN and BITCOIN
IT'S NOT HARD
also MONERO

It's called crypto-currencies not crypto-"printed out of thin air"-fake-yield-scams

>>52330919
Why is everyone so obsessed with exchanges going bust? What do they have to do with the fundamentals of the tokens theyre selling? These people are so retarded it makes me feel like I'm in the twilight zone. When my local corner shop goes out of business I dont say "Fuck me I knew chocolate bars and shitty overpriced sandwhiches were a scam!"

>>52335697
people are not that rational with these things
we here understand, but normalfags don't really get it
but...
they're the same people that FOMO in during bull runs, we need them and their feeble minds to make money

>>52335697
You are a top tier idiot if you think exchanges stealing normie money isn’t going to crash the market. The fundamentals change because no one is putting new money into crypto ever again after this.

>>52330919
>"blockchain"
nigga like nobody fucking gets what this even is lol, a lot of people pretend they do, some even walk it about like a ginger stepchild they're proud of, but at the end of the day it's just jibberish that's meant to sound smart and nothing more
if you're invested in a "blockchain" I suggest you take the L and get out before you get RUG'd
or don't lol you dumb niggers will throw money behind the dumbest of shit and frankly I want to start my own (((blockchain))) thing so I can rug your nugs

>>52335765
>>52335776
People who treat crypto exchanges as gambling websites will just go to new exchanges. I've had plenty of friends get screwed over by actual gambling websites and they don't miss a stroke. If anything there will be more money coming in from people chasing losses

>>52335779
you sound really retarded man

>>52335882
agree with this too, i saw a statistic somewhere that 80% of crypto users that get scammed continue to buy as though nothing happened.
they'll seethe about this for a year or so but they'll be back.

>>52331108
>Normalfags
>U-um, my favorite ecelebrities shillied this coin...
>Haha, I like dragons!
>You don't understand the whitepaper!

>Anons
>Make at least a 10x on HPOS10INU, d0b0, and a dozen other rugpull shitcoins

>>52335887
beats being a retard

>>52335971
"normalfags" don't know what a "whitepaper" is
you might be thinking of normies

>>52335936
oh god you sound like a redditor... yeah no shit if you get scammed you don't just stop everything you're doing, you learn how to not get scammed.

>>52336071
oh yikes
faggot: it's logical to think that if you get scammed and lose a lot of funds, you'd stay away from it

>>52336102
thanks for proving you're from reddit

>>52336071
You need to take a break from the computer if you can really hear all these posts

>>52331001
>we're so fucking close boys, hold out another few months and accumulate, and we're fucking golden

lol, crypto topped just 1 year ago and you think this is over? you've got 3 more years

>>52332570
>Alameda bailed out Tether
alameda is owned by SBF just like FTX

>>52336141
we're close to the bottom, not to ATH kek
if you accumulate aggressively over the next 6-12 months you'll probably make it next run in a few years
ATH in early 2025

Once again
Why are retards using centralized exchanges?
Removing the need for trust is the entire philosophy of crypto. When I hear shit like this people deserve it for not understanding their investment.

Buy your crypto, put it in your fucking wallet, don't trust any amount to a central authority, you might as well just hold fiat

>>52336187
>Why are retards using centralized exchanges?
No other way to buy crypto.

>>52331001
2 more weeks cryptonigger

>>52331856
Holding asset that has practical applications is crucial. The reason I intend to hold Geeq for a long time is because of this. Enterprises will benefit a lot.

>>52330919
>btc might really be the only one we need
doesn't sound like capitulation to me

>>52331197
They've shelled out billions in sponsorship deals, before the market nosedived. There's no way they aren't in trouble.

>>52336187
>Why are retards using centralized exchanges?
Would you trade $1k worth of coins on Uniswap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>52331108
>that picrel
if he held that bag would be down even more

Time to start dcaing

>>52332570
You are a retarded nigger aren't you anon? FTX never bailed out anyone. We have the records now, Tether had 17 percent redeemed during the summer crash and never missed a beat and now they are almost 100 percent backed by T-bills.
On top of that they didn't sanction the Tornado cash faggots, so they took a large chunk of USDC market share. They also entered into an official partnership with Lugano Switzerland which is the 3rd largest financial center in the entire fucking country which is nothing but banks.
Tether is strong and not going anywhere for a while whether you like it or not.
You on the other hand are a stupid fucking nigger for sure and should kys immediately.

>>52336141
I will say we still have over one and a half years in this bear. The best is to identify blue chips and accumulate in bits. I have the likes of BETA, GSTAR, TEL, and POLYX on my radar.

>>52336395
time to buy?

>>52335776
ThIs TiMe ItS dIfFeReNt

>>52332087
Actually made money on this beautiful token

>>52331107
Spics and finance Jews. It's part of old wall street culture to give a fuck about baseball.

>>52336187
Exactly. But people need to learn the hard way. Exchanges know exactly what percentage of users that self custody, so they know exactly how much assets to keep for withdrawals. The rest are promise notes.

>>52331038
monero bro detected

>>52330980
More and more everyday do I start to side with the jewish elites on this in that only a select few people should be deserving while the rest perish or be subjugated.

>>52330980
So true

>outdated boomer coin might really be the only one we need
The irony is that BTC gets it's entire value from speculation on exchanges. Without exchange speculation from big players, it's just a slow and expensive piece of shit ill-suited for transactions. Even DOGE has better fundamentals outside of speculation compared to BTC.

>>52330919
JUST BUY ETH

>>52330919
Buy signal

>>52330919
After reading this thread yesterday I bought 2 BTC at 16k

>>52335776
>no one is putting new money into crypto ever again after this.
This exact thing has been said after every major crypto happening in the last 15 years and it sounds dumber every time.

>>52335765
Fiat isn't really money. It's a centralized, global, ponzi scheme backed by threat of legally enforced violence or otherwise, laundered and accounted for by an unelected few insiders.

Sad to say it but the state has no mechanism for rolling back on its reach.
Liberty on a global reach can be achieved with our own money, identity and God-given rights. But, with Jews you mostly lose, so pick your partners in credit and tokens of value wisely.

>>52331136
Sandclock $QUARTZ is in the process of obtaining SOC1 & SOC2. Price is extremely low right now.

Crypto (Real crypto not gay etherum shitcoins) was made for /g/ techies. You have no one to blame but yourself for buying into a pyramid scheme and literally investing in tulips by trusting centralized changes.

Get a wallet or fuck off, normal niggers.

>>52331856
Literally don't touch etherum, ever. This is the fault of shit coins and retards who buy into that normie shit.

Except Obamasoniuch, only coin worth a damn on the etherum network.

>>52331948
i mean its not DEAD, but it remains as 'dead' as it has been

I don't know what mumu is getting uppity for, we have been stuck in perpetual chopping for well over a month now.

>>52330919
michael saylor has to go bankrupt and then I'll buy

>>52330919
Bitcoin prices also fell sharply, Americans, Europeans and those first-world wannabes, will have a hard time coping with the fact that autistic hashing has no intrinsic value and that you cannot create wealth through an adult's toy currency sustained by a schizo libertarian conspiracy theories about the fed.

You knew it was coming, the crypto speculators should be judged and punished according to the islamic law.

Now go back to your wagie cage or lose hand.

>>52330919
I'm actually speechless at the normie reaction to this.
I remember growing up thinking about advertisements "Who falls for this shit?" That nicerdicer that QVC spent the last 3 hours shilling on their channel is up on ebay or amazon for a third of the price. That mercedes commercial during the superbowl? Meaningless, look at the forum posts that detail all the cut corners and ways this car is a bad value proposition.

I thought that anyone who grew up with the internet knew how the game was played. Yet these people fall for advertising strategies that were outdated when the first youtube video was uploaded.

>>52331119
Apparently all it takes are 30 second clips of Matt Damon talking about crypto and sponsoring the shirts of a major sports team.

>>52331001
>few months
You have capitulation to ride out,, then despair and then the slow buildup to thr next bull run. We will crypto winter until NFT are worthless and binace becomes as well known as bittrex. This cycle and all of its garbage must end until a new cycle with new garbage can begin.
>2017 oldfag

>>52330919
The funniest part is that FTX failed because crypto is too sound of money to try fractional reserve with. Sam was just doing what every Federal Reserve bank already does, but he didn’t have FDIC to fall back on because you cant just print crypto to bail yourself out of shady business practices like you can with fiat. This is literally what crypto was designed to do, force those who use it to keep honest balance sheets or be destroyed. Its crazy that theres people blaming crypto for this instead of Scam Bankrun Fraud.

>>52331028
"Not your key, not your coins"
When will they learn?
>>52331001
This is just what we needed.

>>52338987
I'm so happy based bugman CZ gets to eat that Jew's lunch. I couldn't stand that smug Jew. Fuck him and all the globohomo he stands for. His demise has saved the world so much suffering from defunding his destructive anti-human causes.

>>52331136
>Regulation is coming.
nope
FTX FAGGOT IS OUT

>>52331948
always has been - they need to pay to have users. Ever since they spent all their ICO money on the domain real OGs wouldn't touch crypto.com with a ten foot pole.

>>52336210
>Holding asset that has practical applications is crucial.
No cryptocurrency has "practical applications" beyond what bitcoin already does and has been doing for decades. Blockchain bullshit solutions only solve issues that blockchain causes.

>>52330919
how does this have anything to do with decentralization?

>>52331197
they had a bunch of layoffs before, also theres worry that since they had their own token maybe they did some shit using it as collateral like the others (though I don't think thats true)

>>52330919
well hes not wrong, btc is the only real decentralized cryptocurrency, everything else is vulnerable to many attack vectors.

>>52332087
My favorite scams were DMG and YAMs because I didn’t buy them and called them

>>52331248
based

>>52330919
Not yet. The feeling isn't quite the same as it was last time at $3000

>>52338557
If advertisement is this simple, then why is nobody using Tezos?

>>52331001
so much of this

>>52330919
>how do you even pitch crypto as a solid investment
It isn't, it never was, it was always current money and every earning everyone had was on exchange speculation. You get what you deserve.

>>52331992
I’m seeing that gaping butthole pic. 4chan has ruined me

>>52330919
>>52331136
>>52334066
>>52341381
we're at Anger

Get your coin of Binance lads, more news to follow soon

>>52338557
There is no limit to the depths of stupidity of npcs.

>>52331119
what happened to crypto.com?

>>52331781
normies are cattle to be exploited that wouldn’t hesitate to kill you for Baal for jews.

>>52331717
>you need normies
man apparently you can’t be a thinking man and have two working arms and legs.

>>52330919
I’m still seeing but the diperino sentiment literally everywhere, you haven’t seen nothing yet.
Wait till people start losing jobs and homes and watch their retirement savings lose decades of progress. Then the bottom is in. So many newfags don’t remember 2008.

>>52343779
We're at Anxiety

>>52331101
I want to use Tzuyus face as a piece of paper to wipe my ass after treating myself to a huge taco feast

Reminder: https://youtu.be/uymLJoKFlW8

>>52331001
bearish

As far as sentiment goes it's really clear a lot of you haven't been through other cycles. Shit can get really painful and then it gets even more painful and then you just go numb. I have no idea what's going to happen, only advice I can give is that if you're thinking about buying more today the only smart play in my mind is to leave yourself open to buy again in 3 months.

>>52330919
and the capitulation will last another year

>>52330980
FPBP
make crypto scary again

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e6Z2eNXE7gN

come vote vote vote

>>52345327
giga based

>>52330919
Sounds like someone missed the boat

>>52330980
>globohomo sports association that encourages you to consoom others exercising instead of getting /fit/ yourself
This is Deep
I mean bodybuilding fit is a psyop and bullshit and not good for you but light exercise is absolutely great

>>52332120
I only invest in what I can afford to lose, jeet. I am still buying the dips of some low cap: RAIL, ARC, SAUCE with the hopes of multiple flips when the market rebounds

>>52338035
by this logic the central bankers should also be punished according to the same law.

>>52343958
Based and POOP-pilled.

>>52331001
you have to be 18 to post here

>>52332953
Add galia benartzi too

>>52331781
>making excooses doesn't excuse you from reality.
Based

>>52332953
Forgetting someone?

>>52330919
>An opaque, centralized platform that users willingly gave their coins and money to, which ended up fraudulently using customer funds to gamble on illiquid investments and lost everything
vs
>transparent, on-chain traceable self custody of tokenized assets where none of the above is possible

Normies deserve everything they get