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>>52321345

get a job faggot

>>52321345
do a flip, faggot.

Is SF bridge 100% chance of death or could they revive you? t. Been contenplating suicide

>>52321345
sucks to suck.

Prove it’s not a larp and do the peace sign with your fingers with the bridge visible

>>52321345
don't do it broski, it's just some cash. if you were able to go to 2M you can go to 4M easy. or just fuck cash, and just be happy with normal life.definetely leave san fran you hippie

>>52321345
>killing yourself over 'meaningless earthly things'
Cringe.
You are finally free, embrace it.

>>52321374
people have survived. theres a documentary about the bridge and jumpers.

>>52321345
don't do it bro.

>>52321345

>>52321345
Fake shit. Found on Google reverse image search

>>52321345
>gay nigga on a gay bridge

have you thought about moving out of california lol

or at least take someone out with you?
why waste a perfectly good suicide when you could take out some liberals?

>>52321345

Show portfolio or Fake and Gay

>>52321345
Do a kick flip

>>52321404
he still has the remaining 2 % left. which from now on is all he has. which means, hes back to 100 %

>>52321345
Gambling is a sin created by the devil anon, and so is crypto. Seek Christ

shoulder on the golden gate bridge? this fool never even been to san Francisco probably?

>>52321345
Comon dude lol

It's only money. Been there done that. Don't care anymore. Wanna be friends? Got an email or telegram om something? Wanna talk? You got nothing to lose right so we might aswell talk? :)

>>52321370
spbp

>>52321374
It's possible to survive if you enter the water vertically. This happened to a jumper who had a last second thought and corrected his entry angle. Broke his back, I think, but he lived.

In 2018 i lost -98% too and then x6 my previous ATH in 2021.

Now i'm down -95% again, I know i can still make it, I did it before in a very conservative bullrun while making very mild plays so there's no reason i can't do it again

>>52321468
Yep it’s fake.

>>52321345
Kys for real you dumb drama whore liar faggot

>>52321345
Jumping off high structures is the worst way to kill yourself, the moment you jump you feel immense regret and wish to live. And it's not even a guarantee you die, you can actually survive and live as a vegetable.

> you jump and die and they fish you out and your organs get harvested and put into aids ridden trannies who proceed to “buy the dip” of the same shitcoins you held

>>52321607
This is why you jump off into the water. Your broken back prevents you from swimming and worst case you drown. Guaranteed death jumping off this bridge.

This is clearly fake because this bridge went viral for these fuckers adding safety nets in the city for this exact reason lol

>>52321345
Don't do it people have survived that shit anon, get help, we will be back, it's all about time.

>>52321370
Spbp came here to post this.

>>52321345
Bro it's not worth it. You can always make more money but you can't undie yourself. If I were you I would keep going just to spite this fucking gay world. Go back home, sleep and go and fuck some bitches the next days to get it out of your system.
its gonna be ok m8

>>52321719
Get mogged

Crypto crashes are like Chinatown New Year of /biz/ for us tourists.

>>52321345
>Now I have lost 98% of my net worth. 2.3 million gone
You still have like 200k left.
Retard.

>>52321781
Won't people just climb down to the net and jump off that?

Don't do it dude, BTC will go back up in a few years.

>>52321345
do a flip faggot

>>52321374
Retarded tier suicide method, anything you can survive is going to be a very painful death.
>>52321345
Just do it with the helium tank kits, I heard they sell them on Amazon, order some 5-meo-dmt online, take a huuuuuuuge hit, then if you still want to kys after it then do it, at least you'll know who you really are then so it won't be unnatural.
But honestly, just do drugs nigger, suicide is final, before kys at least take a couple high ranking jews with you, it's not even difficult, just go to nyc with a gun and sit in front of Blackrock's HQ then when you see that demon Larry Fink empty your charger on him, then then if you want to kys in jail do it or save 1 bullet for yourself or something.

>>52321862
> Not tempting fate by just lying on the net for a comfy place to rest and watch the world go buy
NGMI

I had so many dreams, dreams of making it with chainlink. I had a folder with more than 1000 chainlink related memes. I dreamed of making it and traveling to Korea or Japan, holding hands with a Cutie in Itaewon or Doutonbori. I dreamed dreams of happiness and prosperity. I lost it all on celsius. I have only 20k cro left. I guess crypto.com will fail too. It's over. I may join you, San Francisco bro. There's nothing in this world that interests me anymore.

>>52321781
>jump extra far to skip over net
>hit net with feet in horizontal position
>be fidgetspi-AAHHHCCKKK

>>52321847
lmao this anon cant into maths

>>52321345
Anon don't jump, pick yourself up and do it again. You did it once before. Lucifer is a nigger we know.

>>52321345
just buy the bottom fucking retard, ever get a game over in mario or see a server wipe in an mmo? just do it again fag except way easier/better/faster and earn it. you're competing with everyone else so it's not like you're behind, actually you're ahead with more knowledge and experience.

>>52321929
>suicidal
>do drugs bro
terrible advice kek

>>52321345
Beats being alive in SF.

Do it, faggot

>>52322077
checked and yeah i need to go learn math.

>>52322250
I don’t even do drugs and that’s genius advice lmao hard shit like shrooms DMT or acid will truly make you understand if you REALLY want to kill yourself or not.

>>52322177
I think this time it's over, for good. Nobody will ever trust crypto again. Normies can't even buy meat due to inflation. It's fucking over

>>52321345
Hey, lets make gay porn?
Its more fun than killing yourself.

>>52321345
Your personal wealth isn't your personal worth. Salvation is a free gift of the Father through Jesus Christ

>>52321345
thats the reason why you faggots need to diversify into stocks/bonds/cash/gold if you mad it from crypto. And dont tell me 2 fucking millions werent enough. I can now rebalance from my etfs, gold and cash into crypto. Thanks for playing G fucking G

>>52321345
shoulda bought gold

>>52321984
kek

>>52321345
>he joins the rest of humanity in his networth
>can't bear to live any long because he is at the same level as most people
You ever watch Re: Zero season one?
Literally just rebuild yourself. You're starting from zero.

>>52322353
no one should want to kill themselves kek, well imo everything alive wants to live, that's why they're alive - generations of beings wanting to live

>>52321345
WAIT BEFORE YOU JUMP!

can I have your SSN pls

also do a backflip

>>52321580
You're literally just a gambler, if you don't realise your gains and turn them into real estate before you lose them all again then what's the point? This is the undoing of all of you cryptards, you have no real understanding of value so you just think big numbers = wealth.

You should be sitting in a paid off house right now with decades worth of food and energy stored up. Instead you will spend the recession working for crumbs because you own nothing.

>>52321345
You can’t just park your car on the shoulder of the bridge faggot theres continuous moving traffic on the entire thing
>.t Worked there over summer

>>52321374

Only if you belly flop but IMO you're better off jumping in front of the express trains. Historically this was done behind the San Carlos CVS but you can do so at the Belmont station easily. The trains come by at 80 mph, you won't feel it and they won't be able to stop. You could also eat a bunch of fetanyl dabs which will stop your breathing and painlessly suffocate you quietly.

>>52321984
lel

>>52321374
I heard one should take psychedelics first and i say this as someone who’s seriously consider suicide. Ketamine is for light weights and the doing bufo road apparently is the closest experience to “death” Apparently it’ll make a new “you” as you destroy the ego to recreate a new you

>>52321345
There is no shoulder on the Golden Gate you LARPing faggot.

>>52321374
99.99999% certain

Before you do, send the rest here fren:

bc1qypx4lgf7s5u2qaczgn86jky76m9ttnjgpf65y8

thanks

>>52323507
Based. LSD helped me to stop drinking.

>>52321374
Revive you and then give you the medical bull.

>>52321345
Jump and stream it faggot.

>>52321374
But seriously don't kill yourself. Find Jesus and everything will get better

>>52321345
>pic is from 2103

>>52321345
at least you cropped the original image an aren't a complete faggot (just 99.99999%)

>>52322397
Good webm

>>52321374
You should try it, for reals.
C'mon man, its water.
Whats the worst thing?
Your pants getting water on them? Do it.

>>52321345
>Im literally on the San Francisco bridge typing this
no, you're not because that pic is from 2005. anyway it's just money.

>>52321345
It is just money dude, health (mental health and physical health) are the only important things in this days and more so in the near future, a lot of folks are going to lose everything, but I always come back to this old lady talking about the great depression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-GVl7scrYE
People find ways to be happy in the worst of circumstances.

>>52321374
a one meter fall on concrete is enough to kill

>>52323678
>ape id

>>52321345
That is not the way. Move to the Amazon and become a wise tribal leader

is this the bottom signal?

>>52321929
THIS NIGGA BE GLOWIN THO

>>52321345
2.3mil in san francisco is nothing, bitch.

>>52321345
you never had that money if you never sold. you were HODLing bags of a shitcoin during a bear market. a year into a bear market no less. you're a moron.

>>52321374
>every one who survived said the same thing
>as soon as they they let go they felt instant regret and wished they didn't

>>52321345
Imagage much original very wow.
LARP

>>52321362
fpbp
>>52321345
life goes on, your gamble didn't pay off. start something else now, or just HODL.
Personally, i just bought more BTC, but also stockpile rice, soap and guns.

>>52321929
>when you see that demon Larry Fink

>>52321374
a guy i used to work with picked up dead bodies for a living a ways back. he told me he picked up several people who jumped of the Tampa skyway bridge and the the impact often didn't kill them but instead it just broke all the bones in their body and they would survive at first but if no one rescued them they ended up drowning in the worst way possible because their inability to move their broken bones

I actually lost 98% of my net worth in the last month.
Don't see me making suicide posts mind you was only 10k but still was all I had.

Also this is probably why the fed was putting up walls the other day.

>>52321345
idk man i'm down from 1.4m to maybe 100k and dropping, it's whatever anymore. buy the dip

>>52321374
Kill corrupt officials. The people they send after you will get a clean shot.

>>52321370
No, buy the dip!

>>52321345
>1 post by this ID
alright ohpee

>>52321719
>>52321781
ah sweet, a trampoline!

>>52321541
I'd sooner commit suicide than talk to you.
>nothing personal of course

>>52322397
>I strongly disagree
Kino

>>52321374
You're a faggot of you kill yourself by jumping off bridge or in front of a train.
I hate cleaning that shit up/dealing with bloated corpses of drowned people.
T. crime scene nigga

>>52321345
that's what you get for putting all your money into internet tokens, you retard

Apparently even normies are getting into the livestream suicide fad these days.

>>52321345
Live stream and do a flip!

Don’t do it bro. I may not know you but I love you. We share the bond of being human and I know how much pain you are in because I am in that pain too (albeit different reasons - my girl had a miscarriage then we broke up). I even went as far as writing a suicide letter.

Do I feel like dying most days? Yes.
Do I feel like a failure often? Yes.

And even though I want to leave this world sometimes all we have is holding on to being alive for the sake of it. Yes this will pass but hearing that when in the type of pain you are in doesn’t help you in the moment. Sometimes all we have is holding on for the sake of holding on.

I love you bro.

>>52321374
Take 5g of shroom or do ayuhasca. Life is way more than money

>>52326000
Based

>>52321362
This, second chance to accumulate right here.

>>52323507
where do you get it tho

>>52321458
Goddam, I kek'd out loud

>>52321345
>1pbtid
kill yourself for replying to this thread and bumping it
then when you're done start using tineye you fucking mongrels

>>52321345
Literally masturbating to your losses. Details please what did you hold?

>>52326056
Darkweb

OP, don't do it.

Find a taller building with a harder landing.

That bridge is survivable.

>>52322397
Better than Hollywood.
SOUL

>>52321345
Ignoring faggot OPs fake BS, will there be livestream videos of crypto man-boys here offing themselves - like the one a few years ago from /r9k where the beta male had a blue tarp hung up in his bedroom. He shot himself on a livestream from his laptop, and then his mom came in and started screaming. That shit was cash, if you know what I mean.

>>52321345
>ending your life over jewish monopoly money

>>52321345
do it you coward

>>52321345
KNEES WEAK ARMS AH HEAVY
VOMIT ON MA SWETA MOMS SPAGHETTI

>>52327522
>ARMS
bags

>>52324780
> as soon as they they let go they felt instant regret and wished they didn't
That’s every hanging video I’ve seen. Instant regret

>>52322397
Had a hearty chortle at that video thanks anon.

>>52321345
Fake and gay

>>52321345
>Living in SF
You were dead long before this

I sometimes think about that anon who lost everything and ended up living in some guys attic

>>52323785
>>52325896
>>52326196
>>52328023
>>52322397
enjoy it with sound anons
https://webm.red/uWHz

this video literally cures depression
>>52321345
and don't worry anon. we all lost money on the way. just fucking farm right now, do TA, buy every now and then PROPERLY and then DCA when the bottom arrives.
You will get the money back, since you aren't a complete retard and already made into 6fig

>>52328038
I didn't read it as that he intended to suggest that the image was his own. I think he said he was in his car or something, on the shoulder.

>>52328662
There is no shoulder on the GG bridge

>>52322958
People want dominance, not necessarily life. See e.g. seppuku, suicidal last stands like the suicidal Gaul.

>>52323108
I made that mistake, 550k down to 60k fml, won't make it twice if I get a chance.

Though I hear the bubble is popping a bit in Aus.

>>52321345
Please before I read the thread. proof this is real and that they're dead now. I need to masturbate

>>52321345
>>52321370
>>52321362

put me in the screen cap

>>52321345
haha looser
i only lost 80% of my net worth

Faggot got my hopes up. One of these days I'll get my fix from one of you.

Imagine killing yourself over money, what a bitch move. Imagine the shit people will say about you: "that boy jumped off a bridge after he got scammed on the internet." That's no fucking way to go out.

>>52321345
dont do anything stupid, there is still a chance some financial institution will buy ftx

>>52321929
Nice try agent Johnson

go find some fine jailbait girl to kidnap and rape down in the peninsula or marin and take your rage all into her cunt before you go out. cant end it all in misery gotta find some joy faggot

>>52321345
you will have 3.9 seconds to fall. Fill out the captcha, then jump take a pic and press submit. If you are fast we all could get a nice selfie mid flight. I wonder what face we'll see.

>>52321345
Be careful out there, you might step on human feces

>>52321374
suicide is a lie and you're lying to everyone looking for attention.
get help, even the mental patient existence is better than being dead unless you're enough of a lie to be some lgbt faggot.

>>52321345
>I need to get out of here. The pain needs to end. My eyes glazing over. Painless. Blue sky. Icy air. Invisible. In the clouds. A Prisoner to meaningless earthly things No more.

juicy fucking poem op. Thank you you're life was not meaningless. Also get a job nigga wtf or don't, your misery has fed my soul with beautiful poetry, Thank you.

>>52321345
Anon Get funded and make money if you know how to trade.
https://fundednext.com?fpr=bestprop

After losing so much money with shitcoins I decided to try this and made $3230.10 from trading.

Proof: https://files.catbox.moe/hvueub.jpg
>since bitcoin is crashing I think trading is the best way to make money.
>literally turned my last 200 bucks into $3000+
>trade crypto, forex, commodities and futures
>1:100 leverage.
>visit site for all details.

>>52321719
>jump onto safety net
>jump off of safety net
checkmate, atheists

>>52330978
I thought ads were banned on this board

Most people are being ironic here.

>>52321345
GET FUCKED

>>52321345
It's just money you fucking moron. You have plenty of life left to make more, learn from this and your next rise to the top will go smoother.

>>52321345
net worth compared to what? anyone holding BTC has lost 80% of his "net worth" compared to ATH yet you don't see people crying

>>52321345
>>52321374
Apparently if you drop a big rock or something heavy into the water before you jump, you're guaranteed to die.

>>52331040
That is biz related not ad

>>52331188
retarded that breaks the surface tension and actually makes it more likely you survive. only by a tiny amount but the impact will be less harsh.

>>52321374
If you’re serious then why not meinkraft a dem congressman or BlackCock banker while you’re at it? At least your name will be in the history books.

I think its called sunk cost fallacy. If you think things are bad(even if they really bad) the rational thing to do is to not make it even worse. Oh and it can be worse.

>>52321345

>>52321370
Literally only opend this thread just to post this
/Thread

>>52333300
Also check My digits faggot

>>52333311
Wew. Thx kek You are always in My heart

>>52323594
>Revive you and then give you the medical bull.
>the medical bull.
How can I profit from this?

>>52321362
Fpbp

>>52321374
hitting water from that height is like slamming into concrete.

You'll fucking die.

>>52321345
To be or not to be

>people actually falling for this shit

>>52330259
>yes goy never touch the jews they're too special
I see you you fucking kike.
If you're going to suicide best thing you can do is kill some heebs first and make the world a better place for the rest of us. Kill enough of them and you might find your problems fix themselves.

>>52333451
You'll become crippled and then drown*

>>52331030
You cant do that. Thats against the rules

>>52321345
If you can't take risks and if you are this emotional just fuck it, this doesn't suit you.
Anon I am at loss as well but since I have a job and some passive income it's not that bad for me.
>Staking UTK in maiar for 30%
>staking USDT in kucoin 5%
And some traditional investments and some gold investments too.
Just diversify and you will be just fine.

>>52321345
Take some time away from the market anon. Go out, and recreate game nights with your friends. I do this most of the time with my family on Gamestarplus. Don't rope yourself.

>>52321345
So you got scammed and you will pay for it instead of making the responsibles pay?
lol

>>52321746
People have lost a lot here. We will be back for sure but normies will fuck off now that the market is bleeding. The best play is to keep stables and watch out for new opportunities like token presales like GSTAR and IMPT or wait for the market to bottom out. He will recover only if he identifies where smart money is going and I have already made my stand.

>>52334900
I don't think this as a scam desu the over all market has crashed yesterday we saw BTC at 15k.

So no surprise if his portfolio is bad we always have to plan ahead and I believe I have done some ways to generate some passive income by staking, metastaking and Yield farming in maiar, kucoin and binance.

>>52321345
This isn't funny anymore, stuffs like this are why I choose only projects that have been building and AllianceBlock is one, seeing how it kept rolling out useful solutions for DeFi, with DeFi terminal being accepted by several projects.

>>52321345
do a 360 and fart right before your head bonks the water surface and you choke. one last laugh!
Also you should never have trusted a JEW you liberal dogood spastik. this is what you get for betraying your own kind and working with the jew!

>>52334973
even after all this you are still invested in DEFI which SBF in an interview called a giant ponzi a couple of months back. you are beyond retarded. You are either a shitskin or a gullible liberal

>>52321345
I'm glad I went in on stables earlier, which gave me the edge over these dumps, and I still get to earn from staking them in SpoolFi smart. vaults.

>>52321541
That. Talk him into blowing you. Nobody's gonna care. Then post it on Instagram and give "him" a motive to stay alive. Not vengeance. A OF account. Easy 100000x.

>>52321345
>1pbtid
KYS

>>52326426
Oh yeah, I remember that arab kid. The retard was planning on shooting his school if he didn’t blew his brain off.

>>52321345
Just buy the bottom of your bags fucking retard, that's what I am doing with ADA, MATIC, XRP, ATOM, MDX and ORE or you sell them off faggot and gtfo

>>52330197
I also came up short, but I'm not giving up since I think the next bullrun will be a big one. I am getting ready with assets like Geeq, which is connected to enterprise blockchain, that will last over time.

>>52335696
maybe he did it? i hope he at least did a backflip

>>52323589
Same. I had a heavy trip a few weeks ago. Haven’t touched alcohol or nicotine since. No cravings. I think it flipped a switch in my brain or something. I feel a lot better.

>>52321345
Off yourself faggot,
You chose to live in that shit hole now do a flip, especially if your name is Austin

>>52321345
You should be glad you still have a home and a car. There are some people in this state who are homeless. I will call this loss negligence on your part. You should always learn to cut losses at every point.

>>52336547
I don't think a backflip is ideal in this case. He might survive. A dive with the head facing downward will definitely make it much easier to let go of the worries of life.
Something the Anon fails to understand is that we are all at a loss, and we always put in what we can afford to lose. He lacks the cognitive ability and viable logic to stay informed and on top of the game

>>52321345
Do a flip, faggot.

>>52321345
>>52321374
They put a net under it you can't actually kys there anymore

>>52321345
there is no shoulder on the golden gate bridge

>>52324780
I saw that Doc and that was the line that stuck with me the most.

Really activates the almonds.

>>52338413
Many nerd. They don't have clue how this works especially the shoddy project claiming to be decentralized.

>>52321345
There’s no car shoulder in the golden gate bridge but nice try faggot

>>52321362
>working
no

>>52321345
lmao live stream and do a flip faggot

>>52321345
>OP posts bridge picture from article about scared nigra jumper who couldn't jump
OP is scared nigra lol

>>52321345
Fake and gay. There is no shoulder, theres like three car lanes for ants on the bridge. To get on the bridge, you need to park in the visitor lot and walk there, then some cop in a soi mobile will stop you and chase you off the bridge if you are by yourself and look suicidal
Source: i tried it last year

>>52321345
nigger?

>>52322397
Hollywoodsis's... How does Bollywood have this much sovl?

>>52340587
Kek, that's why folks ought to take a close look at any ecosystem or project before investing, especially in blockchain. There is better and better innovation on this, though, with enterprise in mind as well. I like what Geeq is doing in this regard. I discovered that the node will employ a hub-and-spoke structure.