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MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

why's lucid down so much?

>>52317372
t. 50 year old 4 figure pleb

power hour incoming

>>52317341
fag

I fucking hate you people.

>>52317342

>>52317397
We hate you too.

I hope you guys are ready for the complete reversal tomorrow when cpi is ever so slightly below last month’s report.

>>52317450
No, but that would be cool.

>>52317397
I love taking money from you

>>52317450
i am ty

Sir, I ask you do not to redeem.

>>52317450
>cpi
>not super fire red hot
get a load of this goy

Get out of Robinhood, it’s highly connected to Bankman and crypto

>>52317464
I'm not a degen options gambler like you. Never reply to me again, Maori monkey.

>>52317450
Jerome doesn't care, he's on a mission.

Anybody still holding any RBLX puts, post em por favor

>>52317450
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING JING JING JINGLING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52317464
THE BOTTOM IS IN FUUUUCK

>>52317520
I sold mine last friday goddammit, still made a good chunk but SHIT FUCK FUCK

>>52317514
OK, anonymous pussy obsessed with me

>>52317543

>>52317519
He's on a mission from god

>>52317520
I buyed yesterday.

>>52317397
you are HEEEEEMED

are we even close to the bottom?

>>52317629
no

>>52317610
Nice job anon

>>52317629
bottom wont be till spy is anywhere between 320-200

>>52317629
kek

>>52317496
link me to anything supporting what you're saying, assuming you're referring to holdings on the app and not the stock itself

FUCK

>>52317629
my cock is close to your bottom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52317629

Sub 10k like the good ol' days.

Why is Roblox trading at a nearly $20 billion market cap when it's revenue is less than $2 billion and losing $500 million a year?

>TSLA
Timber

>>52317671
>TQQQ
It's like you're trying to not make it. Sell that shit, get some UDOW+SQQQ.

>>52317703
innovation is the future

We will see the bottom when DXY is around the top of its channel (120). Right now it's around the bottom of its channel (support at 109).
When it goes up, it will break a lot of things, and markets will dump hard. I suspect around January

Can we break 374 today???? Allah please

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52317666
You really going to trust this company with your money. I don't normally fall for FUD, but even I pulled my money out.

Any good slurps you guys are gonna do?

>>52317763
slurp deez nutz boi

>>52317671
trust in the 7 handle CPI tomorrow

>>52317666
Forgot pic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Loading up on VIX longs next month.

Will I make it bros?

>>52317729
Innovation was the future when nasdaq fell from 5000 to 2000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>52317755
>>52317790

I dont like them, but I've not heard of funds held there not being safe due to crypto, their involvement in crypto, etc. I only have a few thousand on there, and I've heard its a pain in the ass to transfer shares.

THIS is the bottom. and i will get a gf soon

>GME $19 -> $45
What if anon is right

If you look at the chart we're literally guaranteed another -4% day tomorrow. It simply HAS to continue the downtrend and what juicier event than CPI

If today ends down ~1.5% and tomorrow opens red, I’ll pump my remaining $100k cash into a global ETF and forget about stocks for the next five years.
I can’t take the stress of holding cash anymore.

Roblox is just copying Blizzard custom game engines that were pioneered in the late 90s and slapping microtransactions on top. There is no innovation.

>CPI comes in better than last one
>market still dumps

>>52317852
Yeah I don't know about the crypto thing but it's probably true. They couldn't even handle the GME volatility, wait until we are balls deep in a recession and there is no safety net. They fold you will have to go through the nightmare that is a class action lawsuit, because the money isn't insured. Don't bother transferring shares. Just sell and cash out, move to a different broker.

>>52317877
don't worry we'll reeeeee and tell everyone to go back. It's what we do every single time gme squeezes

Crypto going to zero

>>52317898
I miss Footman Frenzy

come on SPY break $375

>>52317893
Why would you invest BEFORE the dumpening
At least hold it unitl January, there's no V shaped recovery coming, nearly all bear rallies give way to slow growth periods
Even if you miss the absolute bottom you're still much better off than YOLOing into an ETF months before the global market melts down

>>52317929
It's been the winning strategy so far

Lol

>>52317898
if mr beast is worth 1b for having 100m views a month then ruble is worth a lot for having 50m users daily

>>52317960
Nice DRIP anon

DXY GO BACK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52317942
What if it doesn’t dump?
Also, my remaining cash plus the stuff I already have invested would bring me to a nice round one million [local currency] invested which would be cool to look at in the yahoo finance app.

Just closed my leveraged bull funds before fed meeting. Let's see how she goes lads!

>>52317881
I don't know how anyone could look at the chart, the upcoming events and think we won't at least retest the recent lows.

with how the market has been going lately, I'm convinced we'll close up 2%

>>52317966
Can Mr Beast liquidate shares of Mr. Beast, Inc. today and collect 1 billion dollars? He can't because you're full of shit talking about paper valuations that don't mean anything.

>>52317940
babe check the chart

>VIX up 2.5%
>bonds barely changed

seriously? This is the big crypto black swan? If anything lets get this bearish action out of the way so we can rally after CPI comes in cool tomorrow. Also midterms are over so biden is going to stop fudging unemployment numbers. Easy rally fuel to 410

>>52318071

'ate puts
'ate bobos
'ate powell
'ate libs

Buying into CPI. Simple as.

SPY BELOW 375 AAAAAAAAA

>>52318077
Mr. Beast has turned into a narcissistic asshole which is a shame. He started out with good intentions.

desu I didn't really expect the market to dump like literally the exact fucking second the polls closed

>>52318048
>>52317881

>"retest the lows"
>when both yields + the dollar are weeks from their highs

yeah okay retard. Just give up already, the bottom for the year is in.

>>52318094
Cpi will be hot. This is the next leg down to 340 spy. Bluechips all smashing new 52 week lows. No pivot or election copium. Just rate hikes, layoffs and the recession word in main stream news

>>52318094
crypto value = $0
who cares about muh crypto black swan

>>52318123
Surely its just a coincidence,right?

>>52318092
been browsing the net
any of you guys fly spirit? why does everyone complain about it? it's honestly not that bad

>>52318104
>Buying into CPI. Simple as.
Smart man.
Buying into GME.
$19 to $45.

>>52318124
see you tomorrow retard

Puts on U, NIO, RIVN, BYND reporting, they will dump.

anyone know if johny fathands still holds UAN? My short been doing pretty good since he went long on it

Good afternoon /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

On the bright side maybe that means now things can settle into some pattern that isn't just full on clownworld "how retarded and glowfaggot can we make life for our pathetic subjects this quarter" for like maybe a whole entire year who knows

>>52318137

>This is the next leg down to 340 spy

sure if the dollar magically rallies 5% and yields jump 50 bps

>Bluechips all smashing new 52 week lows

that's a good thing. Excess is being removed without a market rout. Healthy rotation

>just rate hikes
priced in. See: 2 year yield

>layoffs
means yields + dollar down. Bullish

>and the recession
evidence?

>>52317450
>when cpi is ever so slightly below last month’s report
yeah you're probably right. this would be the scenario pivoot fuckers would pounce in this scenario.

...but with the backdrop of the surprise blue wall in the face of a shitty economy, and the garbage price action, elon selling, etc you'll probably have to do better than that mumu

seriously how much tuition do you guys want from me? im so done buying options, calls and puts.

shan't be putting anymore money into the american stock market

>>52318162

>Probably doesn't even know what a bond yield is, and didn't know what the "dxy" was until 3 months ago

good luck to your 6k SOXS position

>>52318217
Is this a troll? No way someone is actually coping this hard right?

>>52318243
Is that shopped?

>>52318243
damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us

>>52318217
>>just rate hikes
>priced in.

Ahahaha here they go again.

>>52317450
Very likely that it is going to come in
>LOWER THAN EXPECTED

honk honk

>>52318284
Imagine being this retarded

>>52318296
can spy break $374

>>52318296
Now put zuckerberg in the pic

So in short the 10 yr is still pricing in a pivot. Do I have this right?

>>52318284
YoY but MoM will be up

>>52318311
Deine Mutter schwitzt beim kacken, anon.

>>52318246
if you were right big players would be buying much more at the lows, which they are not. volume is almost nonexistant. i'll see you tomorrow either way faggot. people like you have been wrong just about every single month and dragging others with them.

>>52318263

>"is this a troll"

yet literally no counterpoints given. Why don't you give it a rest? You're a little 20 year old faggot with zero understanding of macroeconomics and thinks its the end of the world because your favorite zoomer youtubers are pumping bear porn everyday

>>52318280

Terminal at 5.25% has 100% been priced in. This isn't an opinion, it's an objective fact.

>>52318296
that's not honk honk desu
more like the one thing that makes any fucking sense

ROBLOX WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! MY RETIREMENT IS OVER!!!!

>>52318217
You could have just saved yourself a lot of typing & us a lot of reading by saying your a PIVOOTER. Its only been 5days since Powell shot you guys down, maybe stay down a bit longer & wait.

>>52318338
When the curve is this inverted, the 2/10 spread will tell you a lot more information

>>52318217
I have $20,000 to slurp the new 52 week lows and you have bags and cope. Please never talk to me or my son again

>>52318363

I was literally short into 350 and bought my longs at 355, which I am still holding. Dumb faggot. I said that would be the low of the year and I stand by that statement. Unlike you my trading thesis isn't reading zerohedge and watching zoomers on youtube saying to hoard gold.

>>52318379
The worst it's been in as far back as the 80s. Bottom soon or just getting started

>>52318341
Imagine the retarded cheering that we'll get to hear next year when YoY drops down significantly compared to this year.
While all brainlets are unable to fathom that 5% on top of 8% is more in total, not less.

>>52318416
GOLD IS THE FUTURE
THE DOLLAR IS WORTHLESS

>>52318372
>the same joke every day for like a year

>>52318379
buddy check 3M/10Y

>>52318376

>DUDE the market can NEVER go up cause like the fed man said so!!!

do you not realize how fucking retarded you sound? A rally to 410 doesn't have to be predicated on a "pivot". The economy is strong, maximum terminal has priced in, and so it really comes down to: WHY BE BEARISH? What's the bear argument at this juncture?

>>52318296

>>52318369
>11k layoff
>still 63k employees left
>burning billions for ps2 graphics game
no it does not make sense

>>52318443
Literally first time i ever typed something about robolox in this thread though

>>52318365
You literally said blue chips making 52 week lows is a good thing. I'm still not sure if youre trolling. You have just the right amount of ignorance.

How do i stop being addicted to jerking off and nicotine and weed?

I have a job and a gf too, somehow i make time. It's not as bad as it used to be but Its annoying to be addicted to things..

>>52318400

>unironically trying to brag about 20k

jesus christ it all makes sense now

>>52318416
zerohedge has been fed pivot hopium for weeks now

>>52318498
Idk, but lemme know if you figure out how

>higher interest rates priced in
>months of high rates not priced in
>massive layoffs not priced in
>reduced market demand not priced in

Get where I'm going with this?

>>52318469
Anything below a year duration is essentially MMF territory and will be held to maturity if needed. The 2/10 spread will tell you a lot about relatively how banks view the fiscal policy of the United States on a short vs long term basis

Bobros, WAGMI

>>52318498
Weed is trash, nicotine and sex are good though. I was never able to get up on time for jobs until I started smoking, now I’m up at the ass crack of dawn because my lungs are starving

>>52318365
the market can go down even if DXY is going down. It's going to take more than rumors of china opening and rumors of canada/ australia doing another 25 bps hike to knock it down again.
a terminal 5.25% has been priced in because the entire economy is collapsing due to the pressure of 3.75% hikes. The damage is irrreparable, it is lagging, and building momentum.
The people losing their $250k jobs at meta, twitter, right now, there are no jobs for them to get that pay a fraction of that.

basically every firm on wall street is expecting at least another 16% down you are a complete joke to call yourself good at macro

>>52318484

meanwhile energy stocks are making highs. Google is outperforming apple. The DOW and IWM are outperforming tech. Pepsi and mcdonalds have been crushing it. Literally who gives a fuck about the shitty stocks you decided to buy? Did you think all stocks were created or valued equally? My portfolio is doing just fine cause I don't buy garbage, nor do I bitch and moan that it's the end of the world BECAUSE I bought garbage.

>>52318498
Literally just quit
Are you a fucking slave?

>>52318502
Niggers like you are why I won't post amount until 6 figs.. you are more proud of your boomer 401k that's down 40% this year than my 5 figs mooning every goddammit week on God tier plays I consistently share with you faggots that refuse to listen. Every single play I've post here for the last month had been a 2x in less than a week

>>52318555
checked, no. its fun sometimes

>>52318008
then you lose out a little vs losing out big if it does and you invest

What happens tomorrow lads? Further dump? SOXS a safe bet?

>>52318473
>What's the bear argument at this juncture?
Layoffs just started. Unemployment hasn't even started trending up. Soon to be big revisions down for earnings. Then when the doom is the worst, that will be the bottom. Right now everytime the market has a green day or two, retards like you show up declaring bottom is in and a new bull wave is coming. Hell your even bragging about being long from the bottom and didn't sell the last peak - what kind of retarded trader brags about losing 150 pts as a good thing.
>I lost half my profits & here's why thats a good thing.......

>>52318576
it gets harder the more you have anon
swinging 20k is not that hard

>>52318531
No more pandemic discretionary spending and no cornered market because of lock downs.

What the fuck was that?

>>52318576
Then someone with 7 figs will laugh at your measly 6 figs, and then and 8 fig guy with belittle your tiny 7 figure account, and the $200,000,000 account whale will look down at your puny 8 figure account, etc...

>>52318550

>the market can go down even if DXY is going down

and the sun could explode tomorrow. No shit? Now factor in the probability of the DXY going down, the VIX going down, yields going down, and the markets dumping? That's what you're betting on?

>It's going to take more than rumors of china opening and rumors of canada/ australia doing another 25 bps hike to knock it down again.

dollar down 4% from highs. You're wrong until proven otherwise.

>a terminal 5.25% has been priced in because the entire economy is collapsing due to the pressure of 3.75% hikes.

citations for the economy "collapsing"? Data?

>The people losing their $250k jobs at meta, twitter, right now, there are no jobs for them to get that pay a fraction of that.

and that's deflationary. Which at the current moment, is bullish.

>basically every firm on wall street is expecting at least another 16%

don' give a fuck, you have yet to provide any qualitative, quantitative, or substantial evidence to tell me why I should think the SPY will go to 320 in the next 8 weeks. Just admit it's because you bought too many fucking puts

>>52318430
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y3MS
Oh apparently the 10 year 3 month is the one people use to predict a recession and shit is fucked. I wish I was a bond wizard.

I know this is copium but is it possible the market has priced this in already? We've been calling for it for a while. I have a theory that the S&P absolute bottom is no lower than maybe 3100 but that doesn't seem too violent.

>>52318416
My GOLD shaes are up 15%.. dude you really should just stop posting

>>52318550
>The people losing their $250k jobs at meta, twitter, right now, there are no jobs for them to get that pay a fraction of that.
Actually, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
A good portion of these people are foreigners and maybe they are moving back to their countries of origin once they get fired and can't find comparable paid jobs.
This also could mean that it will take a lot of layoff waves for the US un/employment to move significantly.
So, jobs gone, yet unemployment stable.
Which leaves people euphoric.

>>52318498
I would just make sure that you are doing enough positive things so that you don't feel guilty about it. I smoke weed and jerk off probably every 2-3 days (not at the same time usually). I offset this bad habit by making sure that I am always ahead in all of my classes (im getting my undergrad in computer science), I lift 5 days a week and I also am learning how to paint. This way, I don't really feel bad about myself because I'm productive. Just cut out some other bad thing in your life like vidya

>>52318654
Typically a recession occurs on average 8-11 months after the 3mo/10yr curve uninverts.

>>52318551
My energy stocks are getting slaughtered right now, what are you buying that survived today?

POWER HOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQt8VKgizg

>>52318551
This. Ive been DCA'ing $1k per week into Costco shares since the Rona started. Irbody on this thread was FOMO'ing on OIL, GME, TQQQ, crypto the whole fucking time and I held strong. Certainly Im no star trader, but I feel super comfy going into this recession. If costco goes down (best run company on planet earth) everything goes down. GL bois!

>>52318498
I stopped smoking cigarettes this week. I recommend morning runs and CBD oil in the afternoon. When the lungs are working hard from running, smoking seams less appealing and the CBD oil helps keep the mind of the cravings. WAGMI

>>52318704
Remember when Halo wasn't shit?

>>52318630

>Layoffs just started
not evident in the data nor bond price action

>Unemployment hasn't even started trending up
do you know how long that will take? You're willing to be wrong for 12 months to say "gotcha!"?

> Soon to be big revisions down for earnings
yes, in Q1/Q2 next year. Not tomorrow.

>Right now everytime the market has a green day or two, retards like you show up declaring bottom is in and a new bull wave is coming.

I said the bottom was in for the year. I am correct. You are wrong. You are red. I am green. I didn't say what would happen next year.

>Hell your even bragging about being long from the bottom and didn't sell the last peak

the peak that was 1.5% ago? Lmao what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>52318332

>>52318520
but the heckin yielderinos and the bottom of the dxy channel

>>52318714
>Last truly good Halo was over a decade ago

SOUR
FUCKING
HOUR

>>52318649
vix is relatively low now, it's a good time to short lmao. buy low, sell high, you know.
>dollar down 4%
I don't concern myself with weekly shakeouts, show me a nice 15% and i'll re-evaluate the position.
>Data?
you should read earnings reports instead of just looking at the headling revenue number. meta has a P/E of 9 and they're firing 10% of their workforce? strange huh
>evidence
320 wouldn't surprise me, but all I'm betting is that the price will be lower 3 months from now than it is today. you can gamble on OTM all you want I don't play that stupid game

>>52318765

XOP right now...

AN ARGUMENT KEEPS GOING BACK AND FORTH OVER MY HOUSE!

>>52318774
Same with cod

ATM/ITM options don't give me the gambling high that OTM options do

>>52318774
Infinite got a do over year and was still trash. Embarrassing.

>>52318633
I have more than 20k.. I have 20k cash for the bottom. My longs are all locked into covered calls that will expire worthless and I have jepi/jepq/vclt divvy shit I've been accumulating at 52 week lows. Riding 20xDRIP calls too

6 figs I'll just stack more jepi/jepq/vxlt and ride them back to ath in 2-3 years for 40% gains ontop of the monthly divvies.

I have a plan you guys can come along if you want

>>52318714
Yes I remember when only nerdy basement dwellers knew how to code and game developers weren't ESG transgender normie zoomers

>>52318792
what if it keeps going up

>>52318704
>POWER HOUR
>https://youtu.be/IoqALrs-gGQ
Not today mumu

>>52318732
the yield curve has been inverted for 6 months and the inversion is getting deeper. that's the most reliable leading indicator of a strong recession retard
lol, lmao even, you ignore all the important data.

>>52318794
You're supposed to say oil bros...

>>52318847
dump it more bobo, this price action is weak af

>>52318847
Very nice taste

>>52318792

do you know why the dollar did that? And do you know why the dollar isn't going to do that anymore? Or is your investing philosophy "Keep it as simple as a 6 year old can comprehend"

I guarantee we close at the lows, then ah futs crator

>>52318630
>Layoffs just started. Unemployment hasn't even started trending up.
Also something to consider is the possibility that the "record job openings" meme wasn't entirely untrue. People losing high paid jobs might actually be able to move into lower paid work to avoid being unemployed. (and then supplement by what's mentioned below)
So those high paid individuals losing their jobs at the moment might not end up pushing the employment statistics higher.
>Soon to be big revisions down for earnings.
Only marginal because see above and also because people will binge on debt in previously unfathomable amounts. Nobody wants to lose their standard of living and debt soothes people like nothing else. Binge, binge, binge.

>>52318883
Rate rises do not stop until they are above the CPI, dumbass

>>52318699
So how bad is it getting

hearing about more layoffs - seeing more of these headlines also into the winter, the spinsters and the big boys want it to go down and that's where we're heading next now.

>>52318863
It’s over oil bros
>crude inventory build
>no red wave
>Resession demand destruction
>China covid cases all time high
The list of bad news for us just goes on and on

D
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N
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R
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>>52318849

if we were close to a recession the 30 year yield wouldn't be 4.31%, retard boy. No shit a recession is happening sometime in the future. Bonds say not anytime soon. If we were close to a recession, bonds would be outperforming stocks.

But thanks for the econ fun fact of the day that you learned in 11th grade, appreciate it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Here we go again...

i'm getting gush'd
gah

>>52318883
Define inflation

Investing in the metaverse will make me rich right

>>52318912
Pretty sure I remember Powell explicitly saying he doesn't think it has to work that way

>>52318912

is that what is going to happen, or what you need to happen so your puts don't bankrupt your 15k account?

trade war restarts wen?

>>52318987

>>52318946
Well you've conclusively proven yourself unable of critical thought. enjoy losing your money

Are you guys invested in crypto? why not? If so what's your portfolio allocation between stocks and crypto?

>>52318800
Is it the clouds?

>>52318962
Yes, you'll be rich in the metaverse

>>52318898
>People losing high paid jobs might actually be able to move into lower paid work to avoid being unemployed.
Yes, I look forward to this. I've been praying for a recession for a long time. I have floors that need mopping you zoomer cubicle cucks.

>>52318962
Yea just buy up Manhattan in the metaverse, and eventually you will own skyscrapers and rent them out to companies and thousands of brain chip implanted slaves

>>52318985
Define inflation

>>52319007

there's a pretty big fucking difference between positioning a portfolio 3 months from recession vs 12 months from recession, guy. Learn that nuance

trade war restarts wen?

Where the fuck is sour hour?

fuck i just bought puts

BUDDY

>>52319028
Why do you avator post?

>>52319051
>replying to retards 10 times in a row

spy closing new LOD

>>52319028
Do you still hold UAN?

>>52319066

Gush bros I thought I sold early but goddamn did that thing whip back into buying range in one day.

>>52318985
>or what I need to happen so my puts turn into a 15k account?
Yes
But then I'm turning bullish and going all in on American infrastructure co's

>>52319066
>that face

>>52319118
HE took the Bezos pill.

>>52319106
>still up 25% in 3 months
>this he is buying cheapies

Shit is going back to $100

>>52319095
Temporarily no, I closed my Robinhood account to switch brokers. I'll be buying back in after though.
>>52319081
That's my wife you son of a bitch!

>>52319081
>>52319085
>cat posters
>>>/lgbt/

trade war has to be starting any day now

>>52319150
ok thx i'll close my short

>>52319154

>>52318985
Since you clearly know nothing about economics, I shall answer for you

Inflation is an increase in the money supply, relative to the goods and services available for purchase

>>52319154
so flabby…gross

the village will go hungry

>>52319154

>>52319154
Sweet Christ, imagine the smell!

my body is ready

>>52319066
Uhm..... which TV show on HGTV is this from? I will definitely be shorting their parent company WBD now

>>52319154
reported for nsfw image on sfw board faggot

>>52319243
reported for announcing a report. wait...

>>52319232
like trout?

>52319151
No (you) for you. Faggot

can we get a last min mega dump

>>52319243
>announcing a report
See you in three days.

>>52319154

I demand battery acid level sour hour

>>52319243
>>52319243
ya i reported him for being underage
SINCE WHEN HAS BUTT SNIFFING NOT BEEN ALLOWED IN /SMG/

>>52319277
Sure

>>52319154
a janny will delete it soon and he does it for free. literally zero (0) compensation. daily inflation not included

>>52319253

>>52319308
my god he lost 10% on zero dollars this year

>>52318732
You married your trade idea, son. Should have banked your profits on one of the fat green days & wait for the data to drop. Its the only smart choice for the patrician trader. You'll learn.

TOMORROW ALSO DUMP
NEXT WEEK ALSO DUMP
DUMP EVERY DAY FOREVER

why is this shitskin spic posting jewish backed porn webms?

>>52318803
>ATM/ITM options don't give me the gambling high that OTM options do
I sold 11/11 370 puts for a huge loss yesterday, reloaded my day trading account and bought a single ATM call today. It didnt take long for it to become OTM. im so done buying options. its like a light switch was flipped and i went from cant lose to cant win. wonder if my order flow is being purchased

WHY DID YOU SELL THE STOCK STAYVUN?

>>52319350
You're Asian aren't you?

>>52318338
>So in short the 10 yr is still pricing in a pivot. Do I have this right?
No, not in the way you're thinking about it. Short end yields move closely with the federal funds rate. Long end yields on the other hand move based on future growth and inflation expectations. The 10 year is lower than shorter yields because the market is expecting the Fed to crash the economy and crush future growth.

spy sub $374 close?

IT'S SO SOUR REEEEE

>>52319386
No, and what does that have to do with anything.

>>52319293
>Alex Coal
Sniff the coal etc.

How is the market supposed to survive another 15 minutes of this?

>requesting a 30 point dump

Cryptokeks are getting rugged lmao

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

>>52319411
Oh I thought you were some other anon. I see how it seems like a weird random question

coupang down 7% before earnings makes me hesitant that it has much more to drop with earnings

still looking to go short on SIX flags due to disney and seaworld themeparks shitting the bed

BYND meat down 11% before earnings makes that a risky short too

I really dont see the problem, i think all these webm i got from /smg/

and why the hell am i getting warned

>>52319437
>not buying puts

Where's the fucking idiot who said we were gonna recover in the last hour

>>52319452
Jannies lost a lot in the FTX debacle anon.

gap up tomorrow

>>52319363
What was your reason for buying that call and where did you exit?

FTX misused customer funds, what a shocker

>>52319493
we thought that yesterday and i lost $60 on calls

>>52319493
Damn, I thought he was going to get turned into bacon

>>52319517
those were people betting on election outcomes, I was neutral yesterday

cheers to the guy who said to short rblx today

>>52319517
damn you could’ve bought a single pizza with that much money…

>>52319463
Man I am tilted I listened to that nigger. I lost out on 4k of gains because of him
I know you won't reply but I know your syntax and grammar. Anytime you spew your TA bullshit again I will call you out you dumb nigger. You're probably drinking cause you were so wrong

>>52319547
I'm shorting it to $0

>>52319493
The funny thing about the original gif is the reason the pig looked so happy at the start... it's not because he was actually happy, it's because he was being electrically shocked, causing his muscles to all stiffen, so he could be inserted into the machine without fighting back. Once he was properly loaded, the electricity was turned off. Playing it in reverse actually illustrates it more clearly

Bitchcoin at 15k Heh

>>52319554
where the hell do you live that pizza costs $60

wheres that absolute goofball anon who was calling for a power hour pump and when called out said "we'll see"?

>>52319554
>a single pizza
lmao

>>52319585
>where the hell do you live that pizza costs $60

>>52319543
oh ya a midterm election is going to save the market from recession

hur dur nice thesis

>>52319555
>TA

>>52319388
got it -- but talking objective rates, the market then still thinks that 4-5% is the sweet spot for the terminal rate am I mistaken, jts based on the 2yr and the 3month? Is there a scenario
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US3M

Seems like it's a laughable amount considering that our existing rate hikes haven't shown anything, and if we don't see anything tomorrow then some of these rates HAVE to fucking move unless the market is this drunk on copium...am I mistaken? I know that CPI is a bit of a lagging indicator, but i'm starting to get concerned myself

>373 SPY
BASED
we’re opening tomorrow sub 370

GET
FUCKED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52319609
>tA

>>52319606
>financing a pizza
grim

>>52319495
wanted to scalp lunch money thinking we would crab for remainder of day. Instead im being shown YET AGAIN to trust my original TA and not get shaken out of puts. I locked in $12k loss yesterday on puts that would have been breakeven right this moment. im so heemed. i cant get my timing right anymore. fuck. i hate the antichrist.

>>52319606
>$7.99 carryout
>dipping cup
>comes out to less than $10 before tax

I buyed all da SQQQ :DDDD

>NRGD 31
Why am I so greedy, I knew oil would crash

>>52319606
cant believe this is the world i live in now

im in northern wisconsin and i cant even get a good pizza within 40 miles

ive started to ferment my own poolish for dough, and going to order one of those propane pizza ovens that get over 600 degrees>>52319656

Well, I guess this is it. Pack it up, boys.

>>52319699

Swallow some battery acid mumu

>>52319672
I have friends that would do this kind of shit out of pure laziness and lack of self control. There are people out there dumb enough to finance a pizza.

what the fuck is this shit for faggot's fucking sake

>>52319706
Based. I make my own subway style subs ever since they started costing like $10-15
Short subway

>PPT trying to keep spy from closing sub 374
sweetie, it’s over. give up.

>>52319707
Nothing ever happens

>>52319735
Pivotards

>>52319737
I don't know how subway is still in business when jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's exist.

>>52319746
Fuckin cat stay out of my ground beef.

>>52319730
it takes a genius to include buying pizza in their debtmaxxing strat

>BBBY’s price hasn’t been this low since 1995.

Get rekt

>>52319737
did i mention there's no blacks or spics here either?

New

>>52319780
>>52319780

Market bros…

>>52319606
>americans can't afford a full pizza

>>52319737
'member the five dollar footlong

>>52319766
subway is the dollar general of sandwich shops, they only make money because they franchise in shitholes that JJ wouldn't touch

>>52319673
Well you'll recover if you trust yourself. Best of luck anon.

>>52319742
If not for PTT we would look like BTC right now

Is now a good time to buy some DIS

I made 10k today and I still fucking pissed that I listened to that TA nigger

>>52319772
if you dont cover it some stray will eat your lunch

>>52319730
stupid. sometimes a pizza will last me for two meals so $5 a meal

>>52319855
on the DXY? lol

>>52319803
im not giving up that's for sure. that's the only thing i know

>>52319912
No I had 47 bought puts on spy that absolutely printed today. Then I heard that TA nigger say it was oversold and it was gonna pull back eod.
So I sold at 376 and rebought at 374.6
I've literally 4x my account trading commodities and stocks idk why I listen to you guys

>>52318576
>says he has godly plays and 2xs and shit all over the place and still hasnt hit 6 figures after months
If you start with 10k and double every play over 4 weeks(a month), you are at 160k
Sounds like you are lying and are just a little faggot
Tbh i dont care about account values, but this whining is pathetic. Just accept the faggot loling at you just doesnt want you to make it and move on

>>52319613
Yeah right now the market is pricing in a 5% terminal rate, but that will fluctuate a lot depending on the data and what the Fed says. You can see current probabilities here: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
>Seems like it's a laughable amount considering that our existing rate hikes haven't shown anything
5% FFR is very restrictive for a global debt based economy. Taking into account the amount of debt in the world, the Fed has already gone above what Volcker did. We've only begun to see the damage because rates were hiked so quickly. It takes a long time for rate hikes to take effect. When the Fed said there will be pain they weren't lying.

>>52320313
Volcker went 2% higher than the CPI.

You are retarded if you think the terminal rate won't hit 10%

>>52320396
>Volcker went 2% higher than the CPI.
Different economy and different scenario. Opinion discarded please educate yourself before posting.

does anyone have a meme of joe biden with the snap taking away gains