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We GAAN edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Ichinose+Asuna

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52312520

>> No.52315006
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daily inflation nowcasting

>> No.52315018
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>>52314985
We fucking won my brothers

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>>52315006
It's a flat line.

>> No.52315024

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

>> No.52315038
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>> No.52315046

I’ve been balls deep in SOXL for like 3 months and still down around $1500. Any other stocks that I should move my funds too?

>> No.52315057
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>>52315038

>> No.52315058

lol still trading on the stock market kiddos?
that centralized tin can of a financial system is embarassing.

crypto is the future

>> No.52315063

is everyone losing their jobs now?

>> No.52315064
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>>52315006
Flat.
And sticky.

>> No.52315065
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52315065

GME $19 -> $45

It's going to happen. You don't think so? Short it then.

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>TSLA
>AMZN

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>>52315006
>Full blown caloric-inflation

>> No.52315073

>>52315046
>semiconductors in 2022

jesus christ

>> No.52315085

>>52315065
the capture was trying to tell you that your post was gay two times.

>> No.52315090

I look around and there's nothing to buy. This shit needs to hurry up and crash harder.

>> No.52315097
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We're coming back.

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>>52315063
Lots of FAGMEN are about to.

>> No.52315104

>>52315090
if there's nothing to buy then there's plenty to short, put your money where your mouth is

>> No.52315106

>>52315065
Schizo please
>>>/x/

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>>52315046
>down $1500

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>>52315085
gay * gay = straight.

>> No.52315121
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such is life

>> No.52315123
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win some lose some i guess

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>>52315121
That's life;that's what all the people say.

>> No.52315151

Just fucking dump already. I wish I could kill (in minecraft) all the bastards buying right now, fuck you.

>> No.52315160

>>52315085
>capture
never change, baggie

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>>52315099
>>52315063
For comparison, here's the Challenger, Gay Christmas numbers for total layoffs.

>> No.52315166

>>52315104
Nothing to sell either. This shit needs to hurry up and pump.

>> No.52315173

SPY 380s are gone, now we begin the dark descent

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>>52315123
Not too late to roll those bad boys out

>> No.52315192

what time is CPI released tomorrow

>> No.52315204

>>52315113
I'd've said this is impossible and retarded math but, then again, /r/FTMFemininity exists so who the fuck knows.

>> No.52315207

okay here is my question. ive been reading some books about market psychology.

most em say being right about the why line go up today or down is useless. like you cant really know the reason line go up or down unless you make the market and the trades.

so its basically guessing or building a reason in your head that might be false even though the trade goes your way.


i see a lot of it on smg and i do it myself too. explain to myself the reason line go up. we go into group think and just follow the crowd.
so is it true that you should ignore all that why reasoning you keep building in your mind and just focus on price, volume or whatever legit things you can.
i cant flesh out a proper question now but any thoughts smg??

>> No.52315208

Took AMZN almost 2 years to finish its Bart

>> No.52315220

>>52315192
same time as all the other days

>> No.52315221

this is the big one lads I can feel it in my knees

>> No.52315223
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>GEO

>> No.52315235

>>52315006
>still 8.09 year over year cpi
>there are people that think this is bullish

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

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>>52315192
8:30am

>> No.52315243

>>52315123
TSLA puts are a solid move - China still being autistic, tech disposable income plunging, and, most critically, the soi cult of Elon disbanding.

>> No.52315247

So we're just gonna crab until the Democrats find enough votes to win back all the seats they lost in Congress. How long is it gonna take to conjure up all those unmarked ballot boxes?

>> No.52315253
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52315253

I think he's trying to tell us something...

>> No.52315258

>>52315207
Yeah the market is fake and gay, pretty much. No point in trying to be logical because it always does whatever the fuck it wants.

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>>52315253
>surprising investors

>> No.52315282

Is the market crabby today because BTC took a shit? Or because the CPI is coming up?

>> No.52315308

>>52315113
two gays don't make a straight, they dock cocks like faggots.

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>>52315282
>muh btc
The real market is expecting CPI not a fake currency

>> No.52315335

>>52315253
>we're going to keep raising rates as long as inflation is high
>""investors"": pivot?
>proceeds to raise rates
>"investors surprised by rate hikes"

>> No.52315336

>bloated techtrash down to multi-year lows
>at the same time USD has lost like half of it's value
Lmao get fucked

>> No.52315338

>>52315253
Do whatever you have to do Jerome. If you have to crash the plane with no survivors to control inflation, by all means do it.

>> No.52315354

>>52315282
It’s because biden revealed that he has an uncut dick and people are trying to figure out if that’s bullish (uncut is better) or bearish (cut is better)

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>>52315253
im getting wiped out tomorrow kek

>> No.52315360

>>52315338
t. Powell

>> No.52315362
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I despise bulltards

>> No.52315371
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>>52315207
Different time frames are different games. So if we know, say, inflation and energy will drive up energy and uranium stocks over the next 3 years, that's bullish, all in NRGU and UUUU etc. etc. But that doesn't apply at all to their price action in the next 30 seconds, week, or even month.

Also important is that you can know something the market doesn't, or hasn't fully priced in. For example, the March 2020 corona crash "should" have happened the previous December. Zero facts about the eventual course of the pandemic weren't already known by then. Wall Street just hadn't figured that out yet.

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>>52315336
Silicone valley basedboys are losing their stock compensation value an you're laughing?

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>>52315362
i tried to play for a bear market rally and ive simply got heemed kek

>> No.52315398

full on capitulation next week, the party is over

>> No.52315401
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>>52315253
Recession incoming first quarter next year. Get ready for them stim-checks boys!

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>>52315392
bobo does love to see it ngl

>> No.52315416
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52315416

linkedin is going to be so fun bros

>> No.52315438
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>>52315253
*furiously refreshes Fedwatch*

>> No.52315452

>>52315416
lol there are still 55k meta employees after this week lol

>> No.52315454

>>52315335
get surprised you dumb niggers.

>> No.52315455
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>>52315416
>we find it hard to smile at work
Why would you smile at work?

>> No.52315458

I'll buy tech stocks when I start hearing stories of techies killing themselves because they thought they could retire at 40

>> No.52315483
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Im literally too antisemitic to function at work. How to stop hating jews?

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>>52315416
>Hard worker
>Literally named "vidya"
Yeah, ok, lady.

>> No.52315488

>>52315392
3900 was my rally target, I got out when that hit. Then I got back in with small positions, basically threw that money in the garbage

>> No.52315494

>>52315455
cause you're porking your secretary

>> No.52315498

You know what stock is green today?
AQB
You shouldn't have doubted the feesh.

>> No.52315501

>>52315483
You have to get that disease that Michael Jackson had so you can turn white.

>> No.52315505

>>52315483
Treat it like a smoke break. Take 5 minutes out of every hour to vent, then go back to work.

>> No.52315529
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But the seasonality chart said that every midterm year with a dem president we are supposed to pump for the rest of the year! How could this have happened! Who could have known that this time would be different!

>> No.52315531

I bought some December VVNT puts. Anyone know why this shit is up 66% this month? They have had negative EPS for the last 8 quarters...?

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>>52315360
Yeah it's me, fuck you! I'm going to raise rates by 200 bepis points next month and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.52315557

I'm finding the market exhausting today. Every new low followed immediately by a dollar pump.

>> No.52315562

>>52315057
Second frame should involve selling with a big profit percent under UVXY in the first frame. Final frame with a big loss percent.

>> No.52315563

>>52315498
the mutant fish are still around ?
>$0.64
lmao

>> No.52315585

Just bought AMZN $150 leaps ama

>> No.52315586

>>52315498
>Companies that want to list their stocks on the NASDAQ need to meet a pretty long list of continuing requirements. Just to name a few of them, listed companies are required to:
>Maintain a share price over $1.00
-https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/delisting-process-nasdaq-2015-11-13

Go little fish, go!

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>>52315563
They have new product lines cooming soon

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>>52315416
>We are still working hard.
Big doubt.

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I thin Vidya got laid off as well

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>>52315589
Who the fuck would pick Right?

>> No.52315622

>>52315557
Welcome to the fake and gay world of stocks, buddy.

>> No.52315624

...Uh, oil barons?

>> No.52315634

>>52315617
im an ass man

>> No.52315654

>>52315617
Why, Newfies, of course: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8

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>>52315617
Me

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>>52315617
Bro you ever been in those mosterfucker threads on /v/?

>> No.52315661

What price would GME be at right now if the stock didnt split?

>> No.52315679

>>52315661
5 million dollars

>> No.52315691

>>52315585
you misspelled UVXY

>> No.52315694

>>52315258
yeah its wierd. how do you make sense of something like that.

>>52315371

yeah and then there is the uncertainty of future.
why it should have happened december. cos it was found then?

>> No.52315720

>>52315600
Never feel bad for techie cubicle cucks
>I'm gonna take some time off to see what's next
That's you know this worthless cunts we're overpaid. Hope she loses everything

>> No.52315739

>>52315416
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
Useless managers getting FUCKED causes me so much pleasure

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>>52315371
>For example, the March 2020 corona crash "should" have happened the previous December
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.52315756

BUDDY LOOK AT MICROSTRATEGY COMPUTER

>> No.52315770

>>52315624
Recessions back on the menu

>> No.52315774

>>52315416
who was in the wrong here?

>> No.52315778
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we're going to see bitcoin under 16k today arent we

>> No.52315796

thank god I sold my tsla calls

>> No.52315807

>>52315778
What price induces the largest liquidations?

>> No.52315813
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>I literally gave you a chance to be Michael "Bobo" Burry you dumb fucks. I told you this time was different. You deserve to lose everything. Die.

>> No.52315815

>>52315694
>why it should have happened december. cos it was found then?
First case reports were in November or thereabouts. But in December we (autists following the news, not Bloomberg watching cokeheads) knew it was a respiratory virus with a ton of asymptomatic spread and a non-negligible fatality rate, with way too many cases outside Wuhan and governments being retarded and slow. At that point "global pandemic and panic" = 100% happening and the market had no reason to rise or even be flat for the next two or three months.

>> No.52315818

>>52315778
Bitcorns intrinsic value is literally zero so anywhere from here to there is fair game.

>> No.52315825

>>52315236
You guys think they'll be more honest with the CPI data since the election is over? What happens if it's 10%+? Giga crash or giga crab?

>> No.52315841

>>52315815
okay. yeah i thought it was wierd how no one stopped flights from china as soon as it was found out.

like they wanted it to spread..

>> No.52315845
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>>52315813
>I told you this time was different.

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If spy goes below 370 before the weekend I'll probably go to church

>> No.52315882

>>52315585
Why didn't you wait till Friday? Are you gonna average down?

>> No.52315885

>>52315778
last time i checked i couldn't pay my bills with bitcoin

>> No.52315906

come on TSLA break $180

>> No.52315912

>>52315778
after CPI that shit is dropping like a rock

>> No.52315917
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>>52315845
>You aint shit Jerome. I'm Buying The Fucking Dip

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to that anon last thread it looks like you were right. my bosses' boss fucked over both of us

>> No.52315938

>XLY new 52 week low
XLY new 52 week low
>XLY new 52 week low
XLY new 52 week low

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It appears I was right to liquidate my portfolio yesterday even if it was only to switch brokers. Fathands wins again.

>> No.52315956

>>52315818
what's the intrinsic value for the USD?

>> No.52315958

QQQ IS GETTING FUCKED

>> No.52315969
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There's people ITT that thought the melt-up would happen on election day and 1 day before the CPI report

>> No.52315970

>>52315841
Exactly. Ironically Trump *wasn't* racist enough by working to shut down Chinese flights sooner.

But rather than "wanting" it to spread, I think more of it was shortsighted bureaucrats, the risk reward of politicians when it comes to proactively solving problems (no one gets credit for crises they avert), and a lot of pattern matching to earlier diseases/non-pandemics.

That last one especially tripped up market participants I think, but bird/swine flus were pretty much never fatal, Ebola required you to bathe in infected blood, and SARS 1 only had infection ramp up late in the course of the disease.

>> No.52315976

>>52315941
who are you switching to Rocker
let me know which ticker to short, as your portfolio drawdown will likely push their company into bankruptcy - toxic exposure

>> No.52315984

>>52315956
the entire US economy and largest military in the world

>> No.52315988
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>>52315624
I told you niggers that you were being greedy.. none of you faggots ever listen to me because you hate money

>> No.52315989

Everyone just...lose yer jobs, make the economy ok again by passing away

>> No.52315991
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>>52315958
SQQQ is worth 100 dollars

>> No.52315995

you did buy TSLA puts didn't you?

>> No.52316005
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>>52315123
This nigga is in the money now. Damn

>> No.52316007

>>52315956
Depends of the price of the a current Big Mc.

>> No.52316011
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>COMEDY IS NOW LEGAL ON TWITTER

>> No.52316009

>>52315984
so what's that in euros?

>> No.52316014

What's a good ETF these days? Is VOO alright?

>> No.52316024

cryptocucks are so stupid
wHuTs tHe ValUe oF USD
the whole world trades with USD not your worthless pretend nigger coins

>> No.52316031
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>>52316014
NGE

>> No.52316037

>>52316014
CHAD

>> No.52316054

buy OTM, get heemed
buy ITM, get heemed
you gotta be kidding me

>> No.52316062

>>52316031
>>52316037
I meant for SPY mb

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>>52316011

>> No.52316077

>>52316014
Jan 1st you flip a coin. Heads, you go all in on SPXL. Tails. you go all in on UPRO.

>> No.52316081

>>52316024
Technically there are two countries which currently tout bitcoin as an official currency.

>> No.52316089

>>52316062
or the SPX you know what I mean

>> No.52316090

>>52315976
I'm switching to either fidelity or Ameritrade. Short HOOD.

>> No.52316099

>>52316081
WELL UHHH ACSHUARRY THIS BANANA REPUBLIC THAT IS ABOUT TO DEFAULT ON ITS DEBT BOUGHT SOME BITCOINS

>> No.52316107

>>52316062
SPY is not a buy until they stop shrinking the Fed balance sheet.

>>52316081
El Salvador and... Ecuador?

>> No.52316142

whats the best timeframe to not get fucked hfts and other anti retail measures they have??


>>52315970
yeah such bs all around.

>> No.52316151
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>>52316099
I wonder If he still bought the top more than once

>> No.52316159
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52316159

my TSLA put trade today

>> No.52316166

>>52316054
>He didn't buy Roblox puts

>> No.52316193

>>52316081
>>52316107
>>52316151
El Salvador did that as a way for cartels to legally move launder

>> No.52316194

BUDDY LOOK AT AMAZON COMPUTING

>> No.52316198

>>52316166
I bought roblox puts and sold them on open for a modest profit
I sold my VIX $25 calls yesterday
Lol
Lmao

>> No.52316200

>>52316159
Still holding? Prolly be red the rest of the week

>> No.52316207
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52316207

HERE. WE. GO.

>> No.52316215

>>52316166
i sold my SPY puts for a big loss yesterday! heemed

>> No.52316223
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This election was a worst case scenario for the market. Dems don't lose control, PLUS more gridlock in congress which will slow their response to the financial crisis.

>> No.52316228

>>52316090
do TDA and get thinkorswim
time for you to graduate

>> No.52316243

>>52316200
no, i sold at $1.1

>> No.52316247
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52316247

BUDDY LOOK AT BHENCHOD COMPUTER

>> No.52316279

IDS HABBENING
FREEFALLING!

>> No.52316281

>>52316193
Mexico should do that.

>> No.52316297
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>>52316243
Money is money friend. Glad you made a profit :) I don't think many other anons can say the same today

>> No.52316305

>>52316024
they don't have to, tho.

>> No.52316307
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52316307

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING

>> No.52316311

>>52316223
Kek Biden doing the crash bandicoot idle expressions
>>52316228
Yeah I probably will, I already have thinkorswim but seeing how meme lines are utterly useless and for midwits I'll probably never use it.

>> No.52316332

>>52316297
thanks for the kind words fren. i got heemed on earlier trades, so far green this week, but red for the year.

>> No.52316333

>>52316151
he looks like my retarded friend, that's ironically named Salvador, he'd do that too.

>> No.52316353

My 0dtes paid off nicely

>> No.52316377

>>52316307
BUDDY LOOK AT BITCUM COMPUTER

>> No.52316402

Power hour will be interesting today. We're oversold although the rally will be choppy.

>> No.52316419

>>52316402
Buddy, look at VIX computer.

>> No.52316425

>Hole in FTX's balance sheet "possibly more than $6 billion" - Bloomberg
Bury it

>> No.52316435
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52316435

Let's fucking goooo. 360 spy so I can buy the dip again

>> No.52316439
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>>52316402
>we're oversold

>> No.52316456

>>52316419
Treasury auction with CPI print tomorrow. CPI print is expected to be dovish, that will get priced in during power hour. Treasury auction will be shrugged off over next hour. VIX isn't what you think it is.

>> No.52316457

>>52316435
Post the port value pls. I hate this line pct stuff

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>>52316435
god bless volatility

>> No.52316464

>>52316402
>oversold
We’re not even back to what we were before the fake pumping started on Friday

>> No.52316469

>>52316439
>he may be right,
>he may be crazy
but it just might be a lunatic you're looking for.

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>>52316402
> We're oversold

>> No.52316476
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52316476

are you ready?

>> No.52316479

>>52316457
If they are afraid to post the numbers it's either 3 or 4 figures.

>> No.52316497

>>52316402
>we're oversold
no
not at all
by no metric, technical, fundamental are we oversold
there is only 1 sector oversold as well, XLY consumer discretionary
there is a lot of room to the downside before we are oversold in
>XLE
>XLP
>XLF
>XLV
>XLI
>XLB
>XLK
>XLU
>XLRE
look at all of these sectors - they are not oversold

>> No.52316499

>>52316456
Why would it be "priced in" during an arbitrary hour of the trading session ser?

>> No.52316519
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52316519

They had so many dead people vote in this election, Pennsylvania gave them their own state rep.

>> No.52316524

>>52316499
Minimize theta decay.

>>52316497
k, keep me posted. You'll see in two hours.

>> No.52316530
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>>52316425
Sam could possibly be headed to jail, he fucked with the wrong head honcho Jew Fink

>> No.52316541
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>>52316457
>>52316479

5 figures sirs

>> No.52316542
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Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

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>>52314985
Why didn't you trust me, dudes?

>> No.52316557

>>52316524
the market rallying into close and the market being oversold are two different things
we are heading into an extremely important CPI, expect funky action as big fish reposition

>> No.52316565

>>52316402
Your fucking ass is oversold you fucking idiot. We've been pumping for 4 weeks straight. This isn't even a correction yet. We've been doing 2% pumps EVERY DAY. Was that not overbought?

>> No.52316568
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52316568

It’s over

>> No.52316569
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>>52316541

>> No.52316589

>>52316554
because it's going to be $150?

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52316596

very comfy

>> No.52316606
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52316606

>>52316402
>We're oversold

>> No.52316617
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>> No.52316627
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52316627

SOXS chads you bought the bottom yesterday right?

>> No.52316637

>>52315617
>>52315660
>>>/d/

>> No.52316644

Meme TA head and shoulders anime was right. Who would've thought?

>> No.52316647
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>>52316589
Just wish I had more.

>> No.52316655

What’s the play? Is there anything worth buying right now?

>> No.52316662

I capitulated. Amazon is fucking HEEMED.

>> No.52316669

>>52316655
2dte Puts

>> No.52316675

>>52316644
How many times are you guys gonna say “meme TA was right” before you accept that maybe TA isn’t a meme?

>> No.52316687
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52316687

>every fucking day there was this retarded type of fucking pump, literally EVERY FUCKING DAY
>reds win
>no more pumps
Really, really makes you fucking think.

>> No.52316692

Opinion on buying GOOG leaps right now? I got burned pretty badly this year but I still have a good amount of capital. I'm resisting the urge to just gamble the rest of it away

>> No.52316698
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52316698

*sigh*
Mumu, have a seat. Listen. We've been OVER this already. We CAN NOT go higher until SPY breaks 340. It's simply out of the question! There is NO REASON for it to be over the pre-covid ATH.
*swats the RSI out of your hand*
Oversold my ass, Mumu. Now I'll give you one more shot. Get back to your desk and open a short position. I'm not going to tell you again.

>> No.52316728
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>> No.52316730

>>52316692
Lotto ticket money only.

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>>52316054
>buy options, get heemed
>sell options, get uberheemed

Starting to think somethings up

>> No.52316750

ITM and ATM options aren't as fun as OTM options

>> No.52316755

>>52316662
i'll never give up on AMZN!

>> No.52316756

why are stocks down?

>> No.52316758
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>>52316541
Prove it chud.

>> No.52316773

>>52316698
I'm sorry sir! I realize now that SPY will likely hit 270 before any value positions can be considered. I will reposition my portfolio and refrain from buying leveraged long positions or calls of any kind until the fed actually confirms a pivot in the summer of next year

>> No.52316803

>>52316758
>French director trying to portray the fattest most disgusting character possible
>he doesn't even look that fat by American standards
Lmao, Denis btfo

>> No.52316808
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52316808

Inexorably, Dow/Nasdaq rises...

>> No.52316817
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52316817

if NET hits 20 I am taking out multiple loans and buying the farthest dated leaps possible

>> No.52316855
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52316855

Can someone please redpill me on JEPI? I already have a bunch of divvy stocks with good yields but none of them pay monthly dividends so im interested

>> No.52316859

lot of wailing from the crypto pits

>> No.52316865

>>52316817
you go ahead and do that retard

>> No.52316870

>>52316773
>270
Atta boy, there may be hope for you yet

>> No.52316879

>>52316756
I don't even know if dems won or lost but I'm guessing the fed will let it all dump for a bit now that it's over.

>> No.52316878

>>52316687
That was the "green until midterms" in effect, thanks for playing.

>> No.52316898
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-ACK

>> No.52316905

>>52316859
Dumping hard on x3-4 the average volume. They thought it was all over but the rides just beginning

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>>52316865
try and stop me homo

>> No.52316914

will dump continue tomorrow

>> No.52316915

>>52315988
Checked and it's because you're always such a goddamn dick, especially when you're right.

>> No.52316919

>>52316687
>reds win
lol wut?

>> No.52316936
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52316936

But coin at 16k

Crypto pits roping

>> No.52316943

A couple months ago /smg/ shat on me for asking if I could work on wall street with just a math bachelors from a shit school,

and now I work for goldman sachs FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

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>>52316803
Because the hamchad is a beautiful specimen. We hamchads are superior to lanklets physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. And I think the director captures that perfectly.

>> No.52316962

>>52316943
you won't last 6 months

>> No.52316963

>>52316943
LIFO

>> No.52316965

>>52316859
It’s beatiful

>> No.52316971
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>>52316758
Finna boutta make $3000-4000 on the 50 DRIP calls I have this month alone.. they are screencapped above already

>> No.52316973

>>52316855
>JEPI
Retard here, good for a crab market but a lot of downside potential if SPY goes down. I'm predicting a big drop soon because >>52316879
If it doesn't drop or after it does drop I'll probably enter JEPI. The shemitah prediction has the market going down and sideways for several months before jubilee when it rallies again (when the fed dovishly pivots)

>> No.52316985

>>52316943
>job title: janitor

>> No.52317004

>>52316943
You'd earn more as a Janny to be fair, but good luck.

>> No.52317005
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>>52316943
>minority hire confirmed

Now that they will meet their social credit score you will be let go in the next layoff wave that's coming. Thanks for playing.

with that said, well done though, congrats.

>> No.52317008

>>52316952
>We hamchads are superior to lanklets physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Would you say you are massively superior? Kek

>> No.52317016

gimme the losing money kramer meme

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>>52316402
>we're oversold
why? because your RSI indicates that?

>> No.52317052

Is this dump really because of CPI or just crypto kiddies having to sell the assets that were backing up their funny money?

Maybe it's time to gamble on XOM and USO LEAPS

>> No.52317053

AMRS computer

>> No.52317061
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>>52316808
>companies that actually make money and provide products are doing better than debt laden tech companies that hire trannies for 6 figures to tweet about their feelings

Wow... crazy.. no way..

>> No.52317065

Slurping Disney if it gets closer to $80, yay or nay?

>> No.52317069

>>52316908
Why? I love seeing you tards lose money. It's entertaining

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>>52317008
I approve of this joke

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>>52317016
This one?

>> No.52317102

>>52317052
This dump is because the past 4 days of the market were fake pumps to prop the economy up before people went to the polls.

>> No.52317125

>>52317076
yeah
awesome ty

>> No.52317140

im full bear now since republicans lost the senate and house.

>> No.52317164

>>52317140
Nobody tell him.

>> No.52317165
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You guys pulled your money out of Robinhood right?
Do you really wanna go through the trouble when they go bankrupt?

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>>52317140
>eh switched teams?
>Pump eet.

>> No.52317200

Aren’t repubs going to win the house?
A full stacked party in government is usually very bearish for markets.

>> No.52317203

>>52317140
>lost
Uhh anon the election isn't over yet.

>> No.52317206

We're entering into an inverse Chad Fad.

>> No.52317220

>>52317200
GRIDLOCK, nothing is going to happen

>> No.52317221
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>>52317200
Nobody has any idea what's going on and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Stay woke.

>> No.52317228

>>52314985
Jpow as an unelected banker king is preferable to most alternatives.

>> No.52317235
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>>52317061
Crazy how that works

>> No.52317240

>>52317165
They beat on earnings. I don't care about crypto and the fact that Kathy sold her HOOD is bullish as fuck. I'm going to buy HOOD leaps soon

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lol looks like the DOW Jones is now the DOWn Jones lolol rofl

>> No.52317243
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>>52317206
and it's beautiful

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>>52317220
Gridlock is Bullish though...

>> No.52317257

>>52315046
>I’ve been balls deep in SOXL for like 3 months and still down around $1500. Any other stocks that I should move my funds too?
How is being down 50% $1500 for you?
You should be moving funds to getting a minimum wage job or better

Investing with your dust isn't going to do shit.

>> No.52317260
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52317260

nature is healing

>> No.52317262

why market down

>> No.52317264

>>52317171
the bogs died

>> No.52317268

>>52317171
Uh oh bobros...

>> No.52317273

>>52317241
Tim is such a loser beta IRL

>> No.52317274

>>52317200
The problem for republicans is that democrats were down like 50 seats in 2018 and won all those. Republicans then won like 20 seats in 2020 or something, so they haven't won very many seats in the house. But yes, it looks like they did.

>> No.52317277

>>52317221
Why does this image keep getting posted? Am I missing something?

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>>52317264
Yeah right. I had cocktails with them in San Tropez last summer.

>> No.52317296

>>52317273
I used to be a big fan of his back in the early days. Then he revealed that he was a massive faggot years later. Broke my heart.

>> No.52317302

Mumu are you OK?
Still have CPI to go

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back to keeping it small. 1 contract doesnt hit my dopamine receptors the same way 100 does.

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>>52317277
Fat fraudster ass, in case you didn't notice.

>> No.52317319

>>52317235
It's crazy how virtually free debt created hundreds of cancerous tech growth companies for the last decade that took out billions of dollars of debt to hire fags, women and pajeets to send emails..

This chart shows how far from the bottom we are

>> No.52317326

>>52317283
Anon, it wasn't St Tropez in the world of the living, you were in the realm of the dead, you're one of those dead people who can connect to the Internet.

>> No.52317335

>GUSH is finally dumping

>> No.52317341

>>52317221
God you know she looks awful naked.

>> No.52317348

New

>>52317342
>>52317342

>> No.52317351

>>52317140
House is going to be 1-2 seat majority, most likely republican
Senate is 99% going to depend on Georgia, and if I'm correct it's going to be blue
So 50-50 (Blue with VP vote) senate, red house.
Personally, this is the best outcome and here's why:
Trump got rekt, so republicans need to rally around desantis since he completely obliterated Florida, meaning the dems also have to match with a younger candidate
Other than FL, states that went too far to the left (NY) or right (AZ) are getting too close for comfort or flipping, meaning both parties are incentivized to stop or at least slow down this populism death spiral
I really really hope for gridlock personally and the only problem I can see is if republicans win 2024, and they have a much easier road to senate then too so unless a few people die in the house they'd control all 3 until 2026, which would potentially suck

>> No.52317357

>>52317273
yeah but my reaction image choice has nothing to do with him, just the expression.

>> No.52317358

>>52317309
Oh... I couldn't tell it was her

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>>52317326
>one of those dead people who can connect to the Internet.
Holy fuck that's a fate worse than death itself.

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>>52317283
anon, picrel

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>>52317348
>292 posts
baked too soon

>> No.52317391

Election doesn't matter now because CPI is tommorow, no more pump

>> No.52317405

>RIDE calls showing up 25%
>1 contract volume today
>can't sell due to no volume or bid
hebrewed again

>> No.52317419

What even is the bull case right now? Spoonfeed me niggers

>> No.52317435

>>52316943
nice dude.

>> No.52317445

>>52317405
>trading options on things that aren't indices
deserved

>> No.52317511

>>52317445
you don't trade TSLA puts?

>> No.52317527

>>52317511
I don't gamble on shitstocks no

>> No.52317606

>>52317351
No, the Republicans need to put more Ultra MAGA republicans up for election, and put Trump back up on the ballot, and we need to watch the fucking polls with rifles to make sure they don't steal it next time.

>> No.52317633

>>52316009
well we're at parity more or less, all 'thanks' to the EU

>> No.52317642

>>52317351
> implying Republicans do anything when they get into power other than compromise and sit on their hands.

>> No.52317660

>>52317241
got em

>> No.52317764

>Why is my portfolio gaining money when all my stocks are down?
>See GBP is down 1% again and most of my portfolio is dollar, yen and Aus$

Being a bong sure is a trip sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmzJgCV9FcI

>> No.52317888

>>52317764
come on spy break $375

>> No.52318050

>>52317888
could bounce of 374 one finally time

>> No.52318227

>>52315392
you're a good sport. i do hope my bobo plays print