/biz/ - Business & Finance

gogo

not clicking dat shit nigga

I ain’t clicking that. How much Bnb?

>>52313177
I can't read that shit. Just tell me how big the hole is.

>>52313212
>>52313218
It's safe retards

>>52313177
Wtf they were gambling on pure shitcoins too lmao

>>52313177

only 1.3b SHEEZ

THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>>52313177
i count about $120M in ETH spread over all networks, only a couple of BTC in wrapped form (their actual BTC don't seem to be listed) and otherwise just a giant stash of shitcoins, not even worth 10% of what is written there if they dump them in those quantities.

THEY OWE 6B, 4,7B HOLE, MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER OF GOD, FTX IS GOING DOWN - BINANCE AINT BUYING A EXCHANGE FOR 4.7 BILLION DOLLARS

>>52313177
Did they spend almost everything they had to defend FTT at $22?

>>52313177
Now post the full list of people who visited that page while logged into google. They deserve it

now it all makes sense why "this" became their CEO
funny that she looks like a chipmunk but a fucking chipmunk has more IQ

>>52313435
unironically feel a little bad for her. sam and tabasco made her their scapegoat

>>52313435
Ugly fucking bug

>>52313467
you dont need a "research" "company" to invest in fucking shitcoins like they did
she knew what she was doing they made enough money i doubt she cares

>>52313467
>unironically feel a little bad for her

Why? Do you think she gives two shits about goyim like you and me?

>>52313210
>>52313246
>>52313246
>>52313212
>>52313295
>>52313260
viewing private financials of a company is illegal and can only be done by federal investigators at this point. if you view that page you are insider trading

>viewing private financials of a company is illegal and can only be done by federal investigators at this point. if you view that page you are insider trading

>>52313512
the feds are going to throw the book at her to set an example. being in hong kong or bahamas wont save her. sam gets away because of political donations

>>52313177
They lost it all
That’s millions in crypto, not billions

>>52313544

I dont live in burgerland

SEC can suck my cock
FED can suck my cock
CFTC can suck my cock

everyone can suck my cock

I love to insider trade, manipulate markets and commit fraud. Already done it in the past and will keep doing it, fuck off retard! No regulations in crypto.

>>52313435
>all the biz meme crypto celebs come together to make the perfect storm to rug crypto
We meme magic'd this. It could have been literally whos but it was the jew, CZ and the chipmunk.

>>52313467
i'm sure she would have been well compensated

>>52313544
didnt click anyways

>>52313618
unironicaly CZ saved it, the sooner FTX goes away the better for crypto, what do you think why the biggest sell walls in all of history of crypto always came from FTX?
we always thought bitmex was bad but FTX was rugging on another level CZ is based

>>52313603
how to become insider trader?

Wow this is absolutely wild stuff, incredible!

... someone explain it, I have no idea what any of it means.

>>52313544
>insider trading
FTX isn't publicly traded and no rules apply to trading crypto

>>52313177
>they literally build an empire based on shitcoins

>>52313544
i guess google is fucked

>>52313177
that's not what balance sheets look like fren..

>>52313667
look at the spreadsheet you nigger
>>52313544

>>52313435
Was she ceo of alameda?

>>52313544
>glows in the dark
u-huh sure, sweaty

>>52313722
its not insider info when everyone has already looked at it before it dumped in the public

>>52313325
1.3b in illiquid shitcoins

>>52313752
They made her CEO a few months ago. Probably when they realized that they were fucked

>>52313544
fuck off noseberg no one cares

>>52313177
On Google sheets lmao, is this what Caroline has been working on??

Total: 1.3 billion

Weren't they a 30 billion master manipulator liquid fund? kek

>algobull
>algohedge
I remember those back when algo casino was open lmao

>>52313544
>Remember goys, gathering as much info as possible about events that directly concern your investments is illegal

How about you suck my cock?

Seeing their Link holdings on line 383 in that. Looks like they've been net increasing that position...or am I retarded? Are they covering shorts as the price falls?

>>52313177
source?

>>52314049
They spent an assload of money trying to hold FTT above $22 so that their loans wouldnt be called in

>>52314104
this

>>52313177
Hmm, it's quite odd that they don't list the $90 million that they have on Vires

>>52313177
Lol invested big in ICP. Time to shine now. CZ will launch us in space

I'm afraided to click the link somebody post the screen :(

>>52314499
So this basically proves this kike fuck was behind the ICP fud the whole time.
Christ this monkey and his entire team should be gassed publicly.

>>52313544
Click this, bitch
>grabs dick

>>52313177
Are they seriously keeping their balance sheet in fucking Excel?

>>52313177
Link to the downloadable version, cock.

Meh, looks really underwhelming

>>52313385
exactly like terra luna, right?

>>52313544
>im going to cloooooooooooooock

no basedlana

>>52315244
The global financial system runs on Excel, cuçk

>>52313544
>insider trading
>in an unregulated market
>without trading
obviously you know nothing of securities law.

>>52315244
what's wrong using a spreadsheet as a portfolio tracker?

>>52313177
Impressive, very nice.

>>52313544
It's not insider trading if everyone is the insider, you fucking retard jeet monkey.

>>52314499
No dumbfuck. VCs like Sam bought at 3c and have all been selling ever since because it was a worthless pump and dump.

>>52313654
>we always thought bitmex was bad
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>52313544
>insider trading
>it's just a bunch of generic defi shitcoins
lel

>>52313413
kys
>>52315244
No, just a copy.

>4 million LINK that retards thought they "had" on some exchange are further taken away from cex-trusting linkies and going to be market dumped in the FTX liquidation process
this never ends. why can't you guys just keep your linkies on your ledger

>>52315998
Losers lose their linkies and smart anons will be able to buy more when there is blood on the streets, sounds good to me.

>>52313177
KEEEEEEEEEK
YEA BRO, ALAMEDA RESEARCH WERE USING GOOGLE DOCS FOR THEIR ACCOUNTING BRO LMAO JUST TRUSS ME BRO LOOOOL

>>52316136
The rest of their business turned out to be rinky dink as fuck so it wouldnt surprise me at all

>>52313177
>ARB
kek no wonder their goons have been tweeting all day. damage control they're fucked too no one is safe with alameda invested in every shit coin everywhere

As much as I’d like this to be true, do we have a verifiable source for this?

>>52315646
He was fun. SBF is just a filthy goblin

>>52316474
yes the person that leaked it printed it out and took a picture with their face and driver's id

No Solana listed? sus

Yeah. She's going to 0 (zero).

>>52313177
interesting that they were looking at NYAN, that was my first DeFi coin. always thought it was a cool idea.

>>52313877
and when the other CTO guy left to go sailing lol. i wonder what he has to say about all this

>>52317416
Dai is? Why?

>>52313467
i wonder if tabasco is going to get away with it as he quite in aug
if so absolute legend tho

>>52317056
Thanks for the non-answer faggot.

>>52318010
i dont think so

>>52314049
>30 billion master manipulator
that 30 bil was SF vc valuation, so it was always total fantasy, havent you seen how they fuck about with tech companies for ages now

>>52315998
that si going to be brutal
well we all knew link was pain for a long time already

>>52313544
Based i have already reported everyone in this thread to the FBI

>>52313544
>viewing private financials of a company is illegal and can only be done by federal investigators at this point. if you view that page you are insider trading
Investors have a right to know. I bet they're not even showing theirs this.

>>52313544
>if you view that page you are insider trading
So we are finally on equal terms to all the jewfucks and other scum in the government? Sounds safe to me.

>>52315998
was waiting for how much LINK they had, fucking kek people refuse to self custody LINK

>>52313798
yeah right, the jewish already have seen it since yesterday this is not insider trading this is already known since months ago guys

>>52313385
Over 300 millions to save it.

>>52313260
No it isnt.
Google accounts and google docs, sharing you know how they work right?

>>52313177
where is SOL?

>>52313177
>a dozen LTCs
good news for Litecoin what a relief

>>52313435
Nasty ass gums and greasy hair, nice

>>52318066
>>52316474
wtf kind of answers do you retards expect when you ask questions like these?
>did the leaker dox themselves to satisfy my schizo theories?

>>52318643
well on the slightly optimistic side this isnt a true defi liquidation so if cz doesnt go thruogh with the deal then its another mtgox style court proceding and the liquidation could take aaaagggeees
which would be good for us hodlers but of course catastrophic for ftx users
it will probably end up that way another mtgox this time at the local bottom rather than top of the cycle and sammy going to big boy prison time, he will enjoy

>>52316136
You realize you can upload m$ft excel to jewgle doc right? You better take that 98% haircut while you can.

>>52315628
I don’t believe Sam even knew how to get in at the 3c sale. Rumor had it he wasn’t in on any of the presale and was pissed as fuck, shorting it like a madman with his FTX perps so he could eventually accumulate.
Looks like he drove down the price for us ICP chads to accumulate but won’t get to benefit himself. Basically throwing all his riches into ensuring a bunch of /biz/raeli ICP chads end up wealthy beyond belief. Maybe he was the altruistic billionaire after all.

>>52313435
He's fucking bald lol

>>52313177
just watch the shkreli video, cant track if you've "illegally" seen the balance sheet that way (probably not actually a problem lol), and more importantly we're too dumb to make heads or tails of all that on our own anyway

>>52316136
>click the import csv button in google docs
>/biz/ in shambles

>>52313177
How much SOL?

its over

>>52313177
according to this balance sheet, I should buy
>matic
>dai
>paxg

>>52319541
O O F
O
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>>52313435
i didnt realize until yesterday she's a literal zoomer that only graduated college a couple years ago, what a circus this has been

>>52319541
the classic "peek the secret financials and run like hell"

>>52313177
Kanye was right, it turns out, we just didn't know how right he was.

>>52313177
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dSG6ER9N_YABnmUKzKaeUikZ2-isBQpL/htmlview?pru=AAABhIFSErI*-nJfLpmE5r7Tq-B_3feIQA#gid=2071322894


Lmao working with sheet is like sheating.. I'm happy i got my hand on it. Time to short some tokens on this list?

>>52319541
there was never a chance this was going through

>>52313467
>feeling bad for a literal kike

>>52321070
>1600 BTC (2 days of mining)
>only 78k eth(4 days of mining pre merge)


Not as apocalyptic as i tough, very bad for link, trx and

>>52313681
none of us do, just write stuff with confidence

>>52313177
>literally no eth

Dumb is over, pumping tomorrow.

shkreli was just doing napkin math but it sounds like $20 billion is missing
JEWED

>>52320368
how much sol?

>>52321870
>literally no eth
>Dumb is over, pumping tomorrow.
they have 36000 ETH(46 million dollars) in one of those defi leding pyramid schemes called LIDO

>>52313544
>viewing private financials of a company is illegal and can only be done by federal investigators at this point. if you view that page you are insider trading
it's not insider trading because we have no way to verify it's legitimacy.
as far as everyone here is concerned, legally speaking, it's just some bullshit document thrown together by another anon.

>>52322033
36000 ETH is literally nothing it was 3 days of mining pre merge.

Unlike the LUNAtic shit were the chink droped 120k btc aka 150 days of mining in less than 24 hours

>>52313177
fake and gay

>>52313177
You fuckin inbred FATMERICAN
Post a fuckin proper DOWNLOAD link you stupid cocksucker
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dSG6ER9N_YABnmUKzKaeUikZ2-isBQpL/edit#gid=2071322894

>>52321070
HBAR not on the list.
nice time to like Hedera.

POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARENT SBF

>>52313177
38 million BOBA

>>52322301
still dumping though

>>52322627
Hedera dumps on good news.
Hedera dumps on bad news.
but, you know this whole FTX thing,
well, misery loves company motherfuckers.

>>52319704
it's "peep" my esl friend

>>52313544
Go back

>>52321904
sbf publicly admitted to an 8 bil shortfall
thats an accomplishment, if the three musketeers dont do hard jail time for this you know just how much small hat privilege there is
and remember this guy was shilling a 5 bil buyin to twitter not too long ago

>>52315244
you have to be over 18 to post here.

LOL@chainlink retards yet again. how hard is it to keep your own links lmfao

>>52322839
>8 bil shortfall
does this mean he siphoned $8b out of the company? How can that much go missing?

>>52313435
What the fuck is this insectoid goblin kike?

>>52322541
*USD in BOBA
and 22.6 million USD in GMT
33.9 million USD in LINK
60.2 million USD in PAXG
17.5million USD in TLM

>>52313218
thanks to >>52321070

>>52313177
>using your own coin printed out thin air to buy these retarded shitcoins
>in the order of 10 BILLION US DOLLARS

fuck me why am i even in crypto

>>52321070
>200k USD of FTM
LFG. This is what you get for the P&D you pulled

>>52319541
I'm no fan of chinks but this CZ guy is alright, honorary SS member

>>52313544
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52313544
suck my dick faggot

>>52323305
kek, nobody tell this guy about tether

>>52321070
>substantial amount of stables, eth, link, matic, bnb and countless other shitcoins
>no litecoin
what a relief

>>52313177
did they have any XRP?

>>52313435
Imagine being a genuine woman with 2 x chromosomes and you still look like Brianna Wu

>>52323763
$160k worth of xrp

>>52313177
I can't download the file. >:(
Somebody post the XLS file to download.


I remember FTX.com for being the only exchange that allowed you to leverage trade Ampleforth and various shitcoins.

>>52324399
OP is a retard and posted the view only link
here you go:
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dSG6ER9N_YABnmUKzKaeUikZ2-isBQpL/

I made a pie chart of the top holdings

>>52324480
How much is 100%

>>52324480
Are they intentionally hiding SOL because they own a shit ton?

>>52324569
$1,294,927,658

google sheets has a shitty pie chart customization so I can only list percents

>>52322263
Yes

>>52324773
Thanks so 100 million of Ethereum but i think it shows they already did sell them
Looks like Ethereum is fine

>>52323202
FTX leveraged tokens,
bear tokens.

>>52324631
Likely. Even coins they own $0 of show up on the list, so I have no idea why SOL isn't listed at all.

>>52324987
I made a simple spreadsheet that has the tokens amount sorted and aggregated
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OI-i_PjxnMUcPRYxza9aXZWtQm7IreOZK_6L7fLtRIQ/

>>52318793
SOL SISTERS we are SAFU

>>52318793
agree.

>The Solana Ecosystem market cap today is $10.3 Billion,
>a -44.6% change in the last 24 hours.
unprecise, but remotely related.

>>52313681
they bought way too many absolute shitcoins for no discernable reason other than retardation and greed.

>>52323305
What s so different than the FED ? They print money to buy bonds . Literally a scam

>>52315998
Then they will fud link nonstop because theyre angry they were retarded. If only they learned and listened to the OG’s

>>52315998
So the link people thought they had on the market will be on the market. ok.

>>52313544
Kek, here's your (You)

>>52324998
thanks to the poster of this article (picture)
Tiger Global is an investor of FTX.

>>52313177
have fun staying poor

>>52321070
How did these retards lose $500M on their own token? kek

>>52313177
Not using jewgle someone make a PDF or something and put it on mega

>>52328253
That's what happens when you try to save your own shitcoin.

>>52321070
>Bought USDC at 56 cents
I hate jews so fucking much bros.

>>52313529
Absolutely this. Fuck this rat, straight to prison. ‘Being a woman’ isn’t an excuse for evil people doing evil shit

>>52313177
Is ICP on there?

>>52325096
Basically this shitheads whole portfolio/ YouTube career

no BTC? that's weird. BTC is the right tool for balance sheet

>>52328588
How in the fuck did they buy usdc for .56 cents? How?

>>52313544
>if you view that page you are insider trading
You know, a lot of stupid shit gets posted on 4chan, every day.
This is THE stupidest thing I've seen posted all year.

>>52313435
you don't own nothing goyim

>>52313295
No those were arbitrage gains Alameda skimmed from other cex's during SBF's scamwicks. They colluded on trade timing when they were supposed to be separate entities and that is why everything imploded and now they're going to club fed.

>>52328726
Nope. That would require them to have something on the ICP network and there's no section for that.

Ok lil shits. What's something to sell now that they haven't sold yet? or is it over?
Since someone said for example, they've already sold all their eth.

any XRP?

>>52321070
that is very nice bateman but where are the assets