/biz/ - Business & Finance

thread dead

board dead

market dead

red wave incoming

communist trannies on suicide watch

now that the midterms are over and they don't have to keep pretending everythings fine
what are we buying?

/OJ and some VIX* is all you need to make

Bobros… I bought more puts

Dip before the rip. Buy GME before you are priced out anon.

$19 -> $45, feel free to screenshot.

>LCID reaching SPAC prices

>>52312520
My stocks are all dumping
In an unpleasant way
But crypto dumps harder
So it is a good day

FUCK

>>52312565
He won from mail in voting fraud right? There's no way Pennsylvania is retarded enough to vote in a man disabled from a stroke......right?

if tsla would free fall to $180, it would make me $ back i've lost on calls this week

>>52312584
>There's no way Pennsylvania is retarded enough
You'd be surprised.

JUST FUCKING DUMP!!!!! God damn I hate this faggot crabbing. Just fucking drill straight down already. So damn annoying it makes me want to go out and punch a nigger in the face.

>>52312094
>>52312157
>>52312174

My favorite oil stocks is DRIP. I'm going to sell these for 1.00 tomorrow when CPI day is red as fuck they were on sale for 0.40 yesterday.. it's kinda late but not too late

FUCKING RIETS WTF!!

CPI at this point will make DRV fucking crash either way.

>>52312584
I'm down 4 thousand dollars today but at least yen is slightly down.

I love hot anime girls bros

>Every forecast: Red house and tossup senate
>Media memes "Red mirage! Initial vote totals will all swing blue!"
>Next morning: Red house and tossup senate
>Media memes "Ha, see! There was no red wave!"

>BTC about to break below 17k

Zamn Zomie, Zuck Zaking Zad Zazh, ZHEEEEEEZH. META Ziggas Zise

>>52312520
ntr smile

Reminder that I called the last 2 big dumps.

SPY is forming a head and shoulders right now. Next stop 320.

>>52312599
Sometimes i pretend you are one of them.. shout me out on your show as a bizzidiot frog

>>52312551
How many this time?

SNIBS AT YOU

>>52312629
the market is healing

>>52312613
I'm not holding my breath but good on ya for sticking with it, DRIP call anon.

>>52312569
Based crab bucket mentality. Fuck the coin chuds.

>>52312615
O has a yield of approximately 4.7% at current prices.
laughable.

are you ready?

BUDDY

>>52312551
you gonna be fine today man. Careful about holding through CPI tho.

I ate a mcdonalds burger and the roof of my mouth + throat is all cut up now. wtf mcdonald

>>52312550

>>52312629

It's simply giving us a glimpse to what's to come in the stock market as this bear rally sputters out and we make a new low.

we are in GREED alert

time to sell

>>52312613
Nice, you have 1/3 of the total of them

>>52312584
No one named “mehmet” was ever winning. That’s literally all it came down to, vote for the muslim or vote for the non-muslim.

lol MCD is my only green hold today.

FUCK

>>52312629
At what point do exchange liquidations happen? That'll ripple into stocks.

>>52312554
Screenshotted and will cry at you later baggie

>>52312716
? The bid/ask has thousands on either side right now

the midterms were a huge wakeup call that Americans are NOT struggling. Times are NOT tough or bad. The recession everybody knows will happen is WAY further out than we expect, possibly even a year from now. Buying all dips from here, the American economy has more resilience than perma doomers think

>>52312584
Pennsylvania is that retarded fren. Fetterman losing would have been suspicious.

>>52312628
She’s cute. Please tell me that’s a boy

>>52312520
i dont even play this game but ive fapped to this asuna chick multiple times

>>52312775
>The recession everybody knows will happen is WAY further out
>Buying all dips from here

>>52312695
>Natgas
Brap bros, not like this...

where did everybody go?
are there multiple threads up?

>>52312834
They went back to the cage

>>52312775
whats with all these posters denying the red wave? Reps won

>>52312833
I bought some leveraged brappy gas

Sometimes I sell covered calls. Sometimes I sell naked calls. My account balance is sexy either way.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bobros and treasury bond chads are friends again

>>52312834
Everyone roped again.

what the fuck is this nigger vix doing

>>52312834
You know roping aint a meme sometimes right?

come on TSLA dump. so I can make bank on these puts

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>52312859
she was so fucking hot back then.
well, technically she still is for her age.

>>52312847

>>52312885
What if you an hero and you get sent back to /smg/ as eternal punishment?

>>52312912
What's her name?

>>52312885
Is that the genuine story, though?
Didn't the RH-GME-rope-guy really lose all his money?

What are some charts you guys are looking at right now?

>>52312859
You know I watched this movie because someone told me it had to do with the stock market... but I didn't really learn anything from it at all.

>>52312885
Diamond hands for that guy. GME will liquidate HOOD.

>>52312885
Yea that's happened to me a few times on some spy spreads, no biggie. I guess he didn't know that he's never really on the hook

Why did natty gas get heemed so bad?

>>52312833
>>52312855
Checked. I am down 10% right now bc I entered to early, but holding bc I know the brapping will resume shortly.

>>52312885
All he had to do was delete the app

>>52312926
that'd be Halle Berry in the movie Swordfish

>>52312885
>take out massive leverage
>cry about being allowed to after you lose bigly
epic

>>52312969
Future were down 6% on news of this hurricane heading to Florida. Weather forecast is cooler, so next week should see the big upside.

>>52312927
Not much would change for me. I’m here most of the time anyway.

>>52312986
And change the password to his linked bank account if he didn't already do that after he opened his account and transfered money in

I THOUGHT REPUBLICQANS TAJKING THE HOUSE WAS A SURE THING I WAS MADE TO BELIEVE THAT GRIDLOCK WAS BULLISH

Anons, I present to you. The ultimate TA shaman. The shaman king. George Soros himself. Bow to the shaman king!

Repent for ever doubting the momentum of the meme lines. It is not too late. The Bollinger light can still embrace you if you let it!

>>52312956
Casino Royale actually mentions the 9/11 puts trading which I though was cool.

>>52313094

>>52313046
Everything is always the opposite of what everyone thinks. Jews worship Lucifer, which inverts all things. The hook noses control money, so everything is inverted. Some people call that clown world

>>52313094
GOAT Bond girl and you're fucking wrong if you say otherwise.

>>52313046
We forgot to account for the fraud in the democrat run shitholes.

>>52312520
Why does she smile like that?

Gridlock = market go up
You idiots are about to get rolled hard and I will laugh at you, we will know by tomorrow and the market will respond immediately
The only reason we even have this dump is because every fucking retard kept predicting muh redwave and it hasn't happened

>>52313139
The next bond girl will be a tranny, WONT IT?

>>52312956
>>52313094
since this thread is so slow,
would you guys be so nice and shill me some /biz/ approved media besides
>The Big Short
>Wall Street 1 & 2
>Margin Call
>Boiler Room
>Severance
(especially looking for that one "not so known" movie about the housing market in the 2000s)
thanks in advance.

>>52313046
They did take the house

>>52313046
The US government is a freemason and jewish stage magic act since at least the early 20th century

>>52313168

>>52313086
>from the same guy who wrote this turd

>>52313046
USA is finished and on a fast track to become an open air zoo in most places.

Democrats taking full control of Senate and House is bullish for China stocks. Prove me wrong.

>>52313139
looks like an average girl elevated significantly by makeup/camera/clothes
i dont watch bond

>>52312953
Dkng
Gold
DRIP
Labu
Soxl/tqqq
Google
Jnug
Tell
Dfen
Vale
Pbr

I'm not doing shit today but Iike to play these tickers

>>52313172
Spice and Wolf

>>52313149
>account for the fraud
Sometimes you just have to accept that the voters are just retards and move on.

>>52313197
thats a page from that book yes

>>52313094
>Celtic raven-haired girls with light eyes (that are secretly Jewish)
My fucking weakness, Butchie. Alongside SQQQ calls.

>>52313201
>prove me wrong
Taiwan

>>52313172
>GlenGary GlenRoss

>>52313172
Die Hard 3 involves the Federal Reserve. I won't go into details, since that would spoil the plot.
The Other Guys is about financial crimes, and is actually funny
Not sure which housing market movie you're thinking about though.

we’re recoovering

>>52312644
I love your drawing style
It's so cute
I'm loading up on 360p 11/11
Lets fucking go

>>52313169
Non-binary person of color

>>52313235
>Taiwan

You mean China right?

>>52313203
HOOD
SPY
UNG
DRIP
RBLX
BLUE
TQQQ
KOLD

>>52313184
If the US was still run by Masons, we would be a lot better off.

>>52313086
sauce?

>>52313223
>implying there wasn't massive fraud in the shitholes
Look the average voter's brain functions better than fetterman's.

>>52313223
It's both. Anyone that thinks there hasn't been election fraud going on, even before 2020, is incredibly naive.

>>52313225
Haven't read it in years. But how the fuck do you take it seriously? The whole book is
>why do people do things
>they should act rationally all the time then the economy will be just PERFECT

>>52313202
>looks like an average girl elevated significantly by makeup/camera/clothes
Literally every actress ever. Hollywood was only able to meme women into sex symbols because of their monopoly on media.

>>52313193
Everyone posting a pepe since 2020 has been a poo from telegram, no exceptions

>>52313086
Easy to trade with inside info

>>52313261
Chi -nah

>>52313247
Free on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKEQmvapfK0

>>52313172
If this is not on the list, it should be

>>52313305
China is West Taiwan. Stay wok.

crab

>>52313168
You are a njgger and deserve to lose money. CPI tomorrow is over 8% and SPY is going back to 360 if not lower

>>52313046
yes but things dont happen in a instant. it will show short to mid term not today.

>>52313254
>Not sure which housing market movie you're thinking about though.
Found it.
The movie is called "99 Homes"
Your reply so far has been the least condescending...

>>52313356
I try not to be condescending because deep down... I know that I'm always the idiot in the room. My portfolio performance this year proves it...

Any hope for GEVO or is this dead?

>>52313172
>Man gets JUSTed for so long that he ends up fucking over his entire bank
Kind of based

>this weak ass lil fake ass bitch ass scam pump

I'm looking at a few tickers and I'm noticing the Weekly charts have positive rsi/macd momentum.

>>52313392

Somehow im making money and dont know why

>>52313290
I am not getting that message from the book at all. He says, front and center, that he's trying to explain his theory of reflexivity. As far as I can tell he means that prices affect fundamentals. When a sector is doing good, it attracts market speculators, which makes the share prices do even better, which incentivizes managers to use the inflated share prices to grow even faster and push prices even higher via investment (usually acquisitions). Simply put he claims that prices have momentum, both upwards and downwards. Maybe later he gets political and starts complaining about this but that would be a point where I lose interest, I'm only here for the theory
>But how the fuck do you take it seriously?
I'm reserving judgement until I'm done with it. But I did make a post to make fun of the central idea since it seems to be basically macro-scale meme lines

I'm having heart palpitations. Someone please calm me down.

>>52313266
Hood calls look nice if it goes down more
Kold puts if it goes up tomorrow

I play upro instead of spy

Already made my money on rblx.. I'll short it again if it goes back into the 40s

>>52313275
No it doesn’t. I am not denying that some fraud took place but normies are getting stupider every year. Best thing to do is shield yourself from it all and move on.

>>52313412
>DVD Authority
>DVD
Fuck.

>>52313326
Inflation is already over. The Fed is going to pivot in 2023. Go ahead and short the bottom, bobotard. You faggots are as much of a contraindicator as Cramer.

>>52313172
not a movie but this dudes finance stories/news about rogue traders are fun and not too long

>>52313172

>>52312950
>Didn't the RH-GME-rope-guy really lose all his money?
no , something about robinhood not showing the value of the other legs of the trade. I think he was actually in the money

>>52313412
ty, anon.
this looks very interesting!
trainspotting, but with banking.
>>52313492
haha, yeah.
movie is from 1999

>>52313432
Betting against America is profitable, and will be for a little while.

>>52313496
after Santa rally we are going to drill into oblivion.

>>52313497
>this dudes finance stories/news about rogue traders are fun and not too long
what a tease, anon

>>52313437
he is trying to explain price elasticity which was explained in 1979 by the guy who invented the DMI and the RSI

>>52313528
Stop with the antisemitism

JPM TOP STRATEGIST JUST SAID INFLATION HAS PEAKED
IT'S TIME TO GO ALL IN BROS

>>52313496
>inflation is over
>pivot

Says the increasingly red bagholder for the 100th time this year. You faggots are literally mentally ill

>>52313547
my bad tried to multi reply and fucked up, he actually works in finance and is a middle aged dude not a zoomer with red and blue lights so I trust him more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v_bq1ih7pI

>>52313520
Kids don't know bout my optical media.

help me yolo $500 into $5k

>>52313172
/smg/ movie night! What do you like on your slop circle?

CRYPTO FAGS ARE BEAN EATIN NIGGAS

Do not ever doubt Shemitah again.

>>52313492
i've still got a couple spindles of blanks if you need any. lightscribe too

>>52313172

Nonfiction / "Based" on "true stories"

Betting on Zero (2016)
Becoming Warren Buffet (2017)
Dirty Money (2018)
>Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005)
>Floored (2009)
Inside Job (2010)
Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve (2013)
>Rogue Trader (1999)
>The Big Short (2015)
The China Hustle (2017)
>The Wolf of Wall Street
>Too Big to Fail (2011)
>War Dogs (2016)
>Wall Street Warriors (2006)


this is a list i got from smg some time ago. greentexted the ones ive watched.

>>52313497
What dude?

>>52313595
Short term GME puts until $19.
Mid term GME calls until $45.

>>52313439
stop taking coffee/tea and take deep, long breaths.

>>52313448
Nice, I guess you're bearish on RBLX for the next few months, or longer term, or what?

>>52313631
>Mid term GME calls until $45
Go back.

>>52313587
gonna check it out
ty, anon

>>52313576
As long as we keep draining the SPR, we might get a good cpi print in Dec and garner a 50 bp hike.

>>52313651
Another pump is inevitable, play it or lose out.

Lads

I'm market buying 100 GME.

HULKAMANIACS..... THIS MAKES ME WANNA SAY THE WORD BROTHERS...

>>52313172
>especially looking for that one "not so known" movie about the housing market in the 2000s
99 Holmes?

>GME down 15% this week
>BBBY in the $3 range
>crypto dumping
>BTC is 15% down this week and flirting with $16k
>ETH has lost 30% this week alone
ALL
MEMES
MUST
DIE

>>52313643
Not him but I have $35 strike 2025 puts on RBLX paired with 2025 calls on META, obvious factor trade I'm sure lots of hedgies are doing the same

>>52313604
>Lord of War
>Not Reddit

>>52313695
AND DROP THE LEG ON WOMEN TOO DUDES

>>52313702
>99 Holmes?
yep, that one.
found it.
ty

>>52313692
>>52313693
jannies? they are escaping

>>52313581
No, nigger, no I have been trading oil most of the year and did okay. Only recently got into equities again because it's obvious the market is bottoming out. There may be a little more downside from here, sure but I'm okay with getting in a couple months early. You dumb niggers are about as short-term focused as it gets on biz.

>>52313316
>War Criminal
>War ending, might be prosecuted
>I saw Jesus in a vision
>Become pastor
>Nogs let him get away with crimes against humanity

Choo choo

>>52313716
What's a factor trade?

my company just fucked me over bros. my boss and bosses boss were both pushing for me to get my promotion title increase after two and a half years of working, and HR and management said "lol sorry you can't by security analyst 2 because because of our dumb fucking book rules we would have to hire another security analyst and then move you up instead of just changing your title" ????
so now I'm not getting my promotion despite it being promised if I hit my goals this year that I worked my ass off for. my boss was really cool and leaked everything to me though. fucking hell Im actually shaking with rage right now

>>52313742
It's my first offense, officer Bobo

>>52313742
Feel free to screenshot and cry when you missed out on the $19 -> $45 rally.
Go short if you're so confident.

>>52313787
we figure out who this is yet?

>>52313643
>>52313716

Long term RBLX is going to 0 but it has a Jewish ceo so it will do some more +20% days for no reason like it did a couple weeks ago.

I like the rblx puts/meta calls play and it's what I did earlier but I already exited both positions (a bit early but nice realized gains on both)

>>52313695
>Everyone coping that LE BASED SPICS would save the GOP
Only the Cuban expats in Florida do that. Every other taco is a fat and lazy piece of shit asking for a handout. And every single blue-leaning group (aside from the East Asians) breeds like rabbits because Dems fund that lifestyle.

>>52313617
>Wall Street Warriors (2006)
>(2006)
>2006
to this day I remember the young black chick who foolishly joined the forex bucket shop because she was pressured by her interracial parents (wfbm, of course) to stay near them in NY instead of taking the job offer she received from that bankruptcy financial firm somewhere in France, iirc.
and that was just years away from muh great financial crisis.
she would have been a millionaire by 2010.
gosh...
anybody knows what became of her?

too bad season 2 of that series never started. only a short trailer and then nothing.

i'm nearing 40, btw....

no way we are closing above SPY 380

>>52313708
>it's another "Boglechads win again" episode

>>52313695
People voting themselves gibs has been going on for awhile. It will eventually collapse the system. The question is, What are you going to do about it?

made some oc for the boys

Feels like it's gonna gap down. A lot of stocks are pushing down and dji is flirting with 300 down

>>52313846
>What are you going to do about it?
I will honk and buy value stocks.

>>52313809
>Go short if you're so confident.
don't worry buddy. i'm not gonna miss out on one of the easiest shorts of my lifetime

>>52313878
don't estimate "consolidation over time" in clown world.
sometimes, what looks like it's going to break down at any moment turns out to be a launch pad for vicious rallies to the upside.

>>52313787
Pretty based. Don’t you think? Nog mentality in a nutshell.

>>52313814
No, but I'm going to keep posting until that happens

>>52312765
He's probably referring to the open interest on that particular option. You might be looking at the market maker bid/ask depth though.

>>52313918
>estimate
underestimate, of course

>>52313918
>this time it's different

>>52313814
It’s my boyfriend

>>52313748
Congrats on making money on oil mooning which is inflationary you fucking retard.. inflation has been crabbing the same range for months and rate hikes haven't started to have an effect yet. Hikes will continue, the housing market will get heemed, blue chips are still getting heemed, crypto and energy are going to tank, meme stocks are going to -90% before the bottom. The bottom is in 2023 we aren't anywhere near a pivot good luck tard tomorrow is a -3% gap down day screencap this and print it out and put it on your desk beside your computer so you can look at it every day while you lose money

>>52313934
you the same anon from yesterdays thread?

>>52313826
she was an actress hired from craiglist. diversity hire. i think she was in GOT too lel.

the floor traders are the best. also the 3rd season is great when the 08 hits.
there is black brothers brokers who have been permabanned since then from finance stuff for selling retail products that are not allowed.

>>52313172
Kaiji

could crypto collapsing + high inflation print be the black swan event?

>>52313951
...and then SPY vaulted back to $385...

>>52313963
>meme stocks are going to -90% before the bottom
Yes, but not GME. Because that one isn't a psyop distraction that keeps diluting.

>>52313639
Drank a large cup of coffee already. Time to die

will TSLA hit sub 185 today?

>>52313795
If you are valuable threaten to quit. They will promote you but treat you like shit and you should start job shopping at that point

Don't let those roasties treat you like shit fren

>>52313989
No,we wont see circuits breakers this month

>>52313977

>>52314041
glad to have ya back fren

>>52313795
>HR having the say on department promotions
Holy fucking Christ, the 19th Amendment was a mistake

>>52313981
>she was an actress hired from craiglist. diversity hire. i think she was in GOT too lel.
wtf. really?
>the floor traders are the best. also the 3rd season is great when the 08 hits.
I just checked and I actually seen season one and two and thought that season 3 never aired, but it seemingly did.
I have to look for that.
I was wondering about the two black brothers from the one trailer I've seen for the season.

R0blox puts go brrr

>>52313795
start looking for a new job saying you want your position that you were promised to get. starting off with better pay is easier than getting a raise
>>52313963
is it know why there is so much crabbing right now even though resistance has been pretty good so far, I thought we would have started dropping yesterday or bigly today but its not a lot of action right now at the top

>>52313902
>Don’t hold onto money
>Spend on things that keep value
>No dividends means no taxes owed
>Keep gains unrealized to avoid taxes
Is this what your going for fren?

>>52313902
>still buying value

>>52314064
exatly. they don't fucking realize that the positions are the exact same so you don't need to back fill it. fucking incompetent's= retards are blocking me

>>52314084
Nice. Wish I had a few

>>52314074
you can find them all on youtube. yeah people are saying in the comments she is an actress from craigslist. one guy went to jail from season one too.

The 3rd season never aired but its great for the 08 stuff.

>>52313172
For international diversification, any prudent investor has to watch Empire of Dust: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSuZGlqL34

>>52313963
Oil wasn't going up just from inflation you stupid cunt, supply shocks are why the price is retardedly high right now and if inflation is going to cause oil to go up then why is it also dumping before the CPI print you logically-challenged 3rd worlder? The more you midwit plebbit niggers spout similar bs the more confidence I begin to feel in my own thesis.
They've already given us a path down from rate hikes you fucking idiot. The market has priced in smaller rate hikes, they know inflation is already broken and the dumbass lagging housing market indicators they're using are looking in the rearview mirror.
The pivot is going to happen around Q1 2023. Print this out and cry when it happens because when I told you you laughed and repeated the same shit plebbit told you.

>>52313846
Trump literally gave everyone a check, yet didn't get elected again

>>52313734
Get use to it. Women make up the main voting block. We are in a matriarchal society now. On top of that, all consumerism and media is geared toward them. Even if we have a cataclysmic economic collapse and we are all starving in the streets, getting fucked in the ass by whoever invade and conquers us; abortion will still be the most important issue for them to vote on.

>>52314145
You'd be a fool not to buy a cheap international etf like VXUS, but you'd be an even bigger fool not to underweight it by 25-50%

>>52314111

>charting tsla
>looked at rblx for a second
>wondered why the prices were different
>realized i'm watching the rblx chart and not tsla chart

>>52314132
>you can find them all on youtube
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8QO40miutZxBq_9xB2vAgh1WngMh8x0
thank you, anon.
stuff like that is always a good watch for winter & christmas time where things get nostalgic.

>>52314182
I can't tell if it's bait or retardation.

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

>>52314221
the new christmas story movie looks comfy af

>>52314145
that's the one with the "it's all so tiresome" guy, right?

Do I hold out for 10$ on these or wut? 18th Expiry.

I'm retarded.

CANT
STOP
WINNING

>>52312927
you think this is your first time here?

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>52313795
That's shitty as fuck anon I will say this though. You seem to have good bosses even the level above your direct one. That is something many people don't have. It may be worth following them, they wont forget this like i am sure you wont.

>>52314241
He is the "It's all so tiresome" guy

The country is fucked. Don't you see it? Our birthrates are too low, so instead of making intelligent white babies we're importing 3rd world shit skins who in turn elect literally brain dead politicians to accelerate the collapse. We need the next Hitler now more than ever, but it might be too late.

>>52314182
Read it again you fucking retard. Oil going up is inflationary. It creates inflation in every other sector of the fucking economy. Biden blatantly manipulating it still hasn't created a price drop and everything is fucking honked right now

Fuck you not replying anymore. Long rope you tranny pivot tard rehhhhh I'm never replying to a pivot caller again

>>52314241

>>52312885
I'm more surprised this was a university student, wtf do people not read and check things? work trough all possibilities? I'd look for an answer if I was 700k+ in the hole

>>52314267
yeah my coworkers are really nice, I apreciate how honest and transparent they've been with everything. it really just pisses me off because this is all because some mongoloid higher up person doesn't realize that a IT merit increase to my title is the exact same position it doesn't need to get backfilled on promotion because I"m doing the same fucking job

I don’t understand why Europe is so strong compared to USA

>>52313795
unironcally start looking for another job
if you get a better off then its worth it and you can say this is the moment you made that decision, because its clear the company no longer focuses on hiring within itself and focusing on bettering its employees

>>52314278
>3rd world shit skins who in turn elect literally brain dead politicians


OH! I saw that one on TV last night!!

>>52314182
>The pivot is going to happen around Q1 2023. Print this out and cry

>>52314241
>Empire of Dust
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2148945/plotsummary

>RBLX

>>52314324
because europe shitting itself was priced in
meanwhile everyone priced in a republican victory

>>52314339
no, below is highest probability.

>Santa Pump
>New years collapse
>Q2 inlfation slows
>????
>Profit.

>>52314389
I don't know when to sell my puts, and I'm prone to emotional trading. My account is back to break even now. AAAAH

>>52314360
added to my "interdasting" imdb list ;)
ty

i need something to buy.

Anyone got a meme for the feel when you were right by being a bear but you got heemed irrespective of your correctitude?

>>52314324
Same. I'm mega short FTSE

>Zuck the Cuck backpedaled on his shitty video game idea.
>META stocks +15% this week
I was waiting to buy LEAPS on this at 60

>>52314324
>muh european energy crisis
was mostly FUD
and winter is (((coincidentally))) supposed to be very very mild...

>>52314426
here u go bro

>>52314389

>>52314421
>Buy

Nothing at this point, other than Boomer ETFs you don't mind holding.

>>52314299
Can you call yourself an investor if you don't do your morning tai chi? I don't think so.

>>52314194
America is fucked. I'm just trying to make enough on puts to leave the country and buy a third world girl and have a nice cozy life but until then I have to larp as a moderate so that brainwashed american sluts will let me use their holes

>>52314437
I sold mine too early. Oh well.

>>52314262
>INTC -5%
Glory days are still here

What REIT do you recommend?

>>52314414
It's great, but the whole thing is subtitled, so keep that in mind.

>>52314482
>It's great, but the whole thing is subtitled, so keep that in mind.
That's ok.
I'm from Germany so I know how Africans talk.

>>52314476
honestly just pick up the index

>>52314495
VERPISS DICH DU SCHEISS KARTOFFEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52314452
>Oh? You're approaching me?

>47 spy puts
>1 corn contract
Why yes, my port is quite diverse

>>52314476
TPL has been fucking insane the past couple years. I really regret not going hard on it, I thought it would crash pretty hard.

>>52314459
don't talk politics with women it's useless

>>52314282
The way you think you are such a unique genius for realizing why oil goes up. Yet you don't get how the supply shock causing it is materially different to typical QE-caused inflation. Right now, deflation is occuring which is why the DXY is going to the moon. Oil is crashing against the DXY you retard, how is that inflation lmao. People like you think you're such hot shit kek. What a stupid fuck honestly.

>>52314406
Sell NOW. Then short the same amount of puts. SPY is about to bounce. You'll thank me later.

>>52314278
How many white babies do you have Baggie? Your not even dating the right species.

>>52314476
MAC

>>52314512
deine mutter

>>52314564
This.
>Girl who I've been hanging out with lately: "Are you a Republican?"
>Me (wanting to avoid the topic): "I'm more of a centrist."

>>52314569
I don't care what you think. Eat a bag of dicks. Spy 360

>>52314564
Agreed. She forced my hand by bringing it up so I have to larp mid

Anyone bought IAG? It's up 25% since I bought.

>>52314564
women are too dump to comprehend politics
rentcucks shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>52314221
yeah np.

>>52314305
Look at his face dude
Is that the face of someone with friends family or a gf to live for LUL

>>52313723
Lord of War is a cool movie an Nick is a good, no, entertaining actor.

>>52314004
N
O
B I D

TSLA might hit $180 today lol

>>52314569
>. Right now, deflation is occuring

>>52314638
americans are truly retarded

>>52314582
you're making my point

>>52314324
the war and energy crisis are priced in. after they end europe will bounce back.

with daddy trump gone and then bidens handlers are making american a bitch on the world stage.

kek apparently both HOOD and GME have stakes in FTX

>>52314758
>after they end europe will bounce back.
That could take years. Europe is in worse shape than the USA and has no reason to recover.

>AMZN

>>52314666
>don't care what you think
Likewise, but you're running from this one because you can't explain why oil is crashing against the DXY and that wasn't in your plebbit course notes lmfao. Run nigger run.
Go back.

>>52314720
Is she a dumb bitch? Yes. Is she right in spite of being a dumb bitch? Also yes. Anyway her thesis on deflation is far different to mine. Mine is more to do with the Eurodollar market.

>>52314704
$135

>>52314764
so does the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan
The Canada Pension Plan also has a (very tiny) stake in GME

for the record the teacher pension is actually green YTD but lol wtf are they doing i swear

My stocks will be fucked for 2 more years. Thanks, Democratic-kikes.

>>52314737
They really are retarded as fuck.. I tell roasties "I don't root for a team"

>>52314720
Yeah my dick is deflating seeing your skelly face.

>>52314798
Where’s the bottom?

>>52314814
i'm holding $165 puts expiring friday

>>52314785
more people and bigger gdp for the whole eu and lot of different countries so easier to maneuver vs one huge country like murrica.

lot of commie russia symphatizers had to go 180 cos putin went to ukraine.

>>52314856
idk but >we're back 4 years in value. Considering the massive shit the dollar has taken in that span, that's a yuge loss.

>>52314836
Hahahahaha rekt

aw tits

>>52314856
I can't see one.

>>52314817
I really wish I had a few hundred shares of GME desu.. people that have been rolling covered calls on that shitcoin for the last year are chad as fuck and super negative cost basis

>>52314666
Impressive get and impressive line, anon, grats

>>52314874
she looks like shes gotten turked some time in the last 6 years

Anyone else ever get sick of the market constantly climbing upward? Literally if every single day is not "sky is falling" level bad news it just rises.

DISnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooooooo

>>52314764
>GME have stakes in FTX
GME has a partnership with FTX.US.

In the future, GameStop NFT (GMERICA) will be a much bigger crypto player than FTX though.
>>52314817
Lucky for them. Other pension plans will get rekt by Kenneth Griffin and Jeff Yass in order to subsidise their bags.

>>52314895
AAAAAAAAAH ABDUCT ME MY AYY QUEEN

The name's Bond, Treasury Bond.

>>52314426
>Margin called to a 0.0001 pip tee accuracy on MEXC
It's in my emails.

>>52314917
Governments are always printing and inflating, plus wagies sometimes do useful things to improve the underlying economy.

>>52313172
For fantasy I'd reccomend Schindler's List

What's up with all the gme shills in here

someone bake i have big question i need to ask from the collective smg mind

>>52314928
For me? Its Lean Hogs Futures

>>52314928
>It's a "safe haven bid competes with FX defense selling pressure" episode

>>52314917
no i dont hate myself or my fellow tax payers

You lazy shits

>>52314985
>>52314985
>>52314985

>>52314758
>europe will bounce back.
demographics is destiny.

>>52314953
Schindlers FIST IN THEIR FUCKING SCHNOZZ

>t. Ginger

>>52314974
who is this thick redhead goddess

I blame the midterms for this shit.

It's over for United States Computer.

>>52314974
Can't believe they're not overbought yet. Seasonally they decline into DEC

>>52314564
Don’t talk to women in general desu. Disregard females acquire currency

aww yeee

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>>52314262
when it's time to go short, just go short. there is no good or bad weather on the stock market.

>>52314443
Thanks, saved