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Seek Salvation, Seek /smg/ Edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>> No.52304654

First post, therefore benis

>> No.52304661

I'm a big fan of vertex

>> No.52304663

>>52304654
Second for Seattle is gay

>> No.52304666
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>>52304641
If republicans win, we moon?

>> No.52304674

>>52304661
Fuck you chud fag
Put your mask back on and go home.

>> No.52304675

is Larry Fink thinking about our democracy?

>> No.52304684 [DELETED] 

>>52304641
Sup stockies

I am launching a CPU/GPU mineable (ASIC resistant) Bitcoin fork. We're thinking that a lot of former ETH miners will come to our network to collect block rewards with their GPUs over time.

We're launching in two weeks, so you still have time to learn more about the project.

> This is a Coin on its Own Chain, Not an ETH or BNB Chain Token
> Launching November 21st 2022
> Over 350 Telegram Members
> Multiple Crypto Influencers are Calling Us Out on Launch
> Influencers are From Both Twitter and Telegram
> Many 4chan Bros Are in the Group, and are Utilizing their Bizraeli Networks
> 4chan Soft Fork in Development (4chan fork with our native coin as payment method for adspace)
> Each Social Media Page is Up and Running
> See Our Specs for More Details, Mining Pool and Block Explorer are Live November 21st 2022
> Our Website Will be Online by November 14th 2022
> We Have a Small CEX Listing Underway 7 Day After Launch
> Airdrops are Negotiable, Please Discuss with the Admins or Owner for More Details

shoot me a DM, pic related

>> No.52304692

>>52304666
If reds win Biden tells PPT to stop pumping.

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>>52304684
kek I forgot to add the fucking picture for once, here it is now.

I am launching a CPU/GPU mineable (ASIC resistant) Bitcoin fork. We're thinking that a lot of former ETH miners will come to our network to collect block rewards with their GPUs over time.

We're launching in two weeks, so you still have time to learn more about the project.

> This is a Coin on its Own Chain, Not an ETH or BNB Chain Token
> Launching November 21st 2022
> Over 350 Telegram Members
> Multiple Crypto Influencers are Calling Us Out on Launch
> Influencers are From Both Twitter and Telegram
> Many 4chan Bros Are in the Group, and are Utilizing their Bizraeli Networks
> 4chan Soft Fork in Development (4chan fork with our native coin as payment method for adspace)
> Each Social Media Page is Up and Running
> See Our Specs for More Details, Mining Pool and Block Explorer are Live November 21st 2022
> Our Website Will be Online by November 14th 2022
> We Have a Small CEX Listing Underway 7 Day After Launch
> Airdrops are Negotiable, Please Discuss with the Admins or Owner for More Details

shoot me a DM, pic related

>> No.52304702

>>52304684
Nobody cares fuck off kill yourself you didn't even attach a picture you retarded bot.

>> No.52304704

>>52304663
you think thats bad just wait til you see san francisco!

>> No.52304716

>>52304698
Please do the sneedful and fucking rope sir. You streetshitters have entire board to yourself and you insist on flooding your shit in here.

>> No.52304727

>>52304684
>>52304698
kill yourself

>> No.52304730

>>52304684
Do you have a publicly traded company I can short? If not, I am not interested.

>> No.52304731

>>52304698
>>52304684
i cant fucking wait for crypto to finally rug to 0

>> No.52304741

>>52304684
>>52304698
buy a fucking ad nigger

>> No.52304761
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Futures blood red

>> No.52304762
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the market is about to fuckin explode upwards after cpi drops

>> No.52304765

GOP only needs 28 more congressional seats to save my SOXL and AMC calls

>> No.52304767
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>>52304631
I was literally here the first day moot made this board. Within a few hours of him making it, actually. You merely adopted /biz/. I was born into /biz/rael, molded by it. I didn't see the stock market until I was already a man

>> No.52304810
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My oil bags are safe as long as Biden is president.

>> No.52304821

Still no sportsbetting in shittyfornia FUCK. Glad I didn't get those speculative CHDN calls.

>> No.52304827
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>>52304810
if republicans win, we pump. if dems win, we don't pump(but still go up)

we literally cannot lose

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>>52304827
yeah I'm thinking dump after midterms.

0S0Y4AJ captcha

>> No.52304923
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52304923

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the retardation of the average Pennsylvanian?

The picks for today were between a Hollywood reality TV star who literally never did anything else of note/probably was extremely liberal 4 years ago larping as a republican, and the Harvard educated son of a wealthy PA multi generation insurance dynasty (pic rel) larping as the Carhart wearing guy who you paid under the table to redo your drywall.

The absolute state of America, and specifically Pennsylvania.

>> No.52304933

>>52304923
>implying voters had any choice
PA is a known rig state, ya dummy

>> No.52304936
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Uhhhh is Soros the original TA shaman? Did we make too much fun of the shamans?

>> No.52304940
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>>52304923
representative democracy

>> No.52304949

>>52304923
>The absolute state of America
we've got a legitimate dementia patient for president and he replaces a reality tv star nothing is surprising anymore
real fall of rome shit

>> No.52304967

>>52304949
Trump was a great president

>> No.52304969

Man these option premiums are garbage. I swear you'd have to be retarded to buy them. Meta 130c jan 2024 make no money even at 142

>> No.52304971

>>52304967
he will be again, don't worry anon

>> No.52304975
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>>52304923
Bro I can't do anything. Our secretary of health was an obese tranny in xer 50s. It all comes from Phili and Pittsburg, we have two major retard cities and more faggots get imported by the year to go to Temple and PittU. Also the turbo shitholes in Eire love to vote blue too, the city is like 60% drug dealers.

>> No.52304983

>>52304969
>Man these option premiums are garbage.
only thing that doesnt is spy 0de and man those wash sale rules have ruined that fun

>> No.52304984
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>>52304933
Basically as it should be. I honestly think we need the illuminati to run the show if people are dumb enough, and you know they are, to say "yeah, I'd have a beer with that guy", when he legit grew up with the intention of taking over daddys insurance dynasty, and that this is public knowledge, yet he walks around looking like a plumber and people buy it.

They should just assume direct control already. God people are absolute morons.

>> No.52304991

>>52304983
The only way to cheaply leverage yourself is to be a prop trader or something. Or write options yourself and hope your account doesnt explode

>> No.52305002

>>52304969
Is there even a known event this is pricing in for? Earnings already happened, is it just elections?

>> No.52305022
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52305022

So, anybody's bags bleeding a lot lately?

>> No.52305023

>>52305002
I think institutions know it's oversold. They aren't touching it until retail dumps the rest though.

>> No.52305033

>>52304991
The leverage on that call you posted is absurdly high. Buying ITM options is a more effective way to use leverage.

>> No.52305038
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We aren't gonna make it are we?

>> No.52305069

bulls run on pure hopium
you guys see whats happening around you and you still cant accept it
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

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52305072

Guy that broke up with his gf of 4 years here. That girl i went on two dates with that i kissed just told me she met someone else and that it definitely wasnt anything about me and im super cool etc
I didnt even give a shit about this girl, so why am i experiencing ego death right now, financially speaking?

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>>52305069
inflation is cooling.

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>>52304969
This is like the 5th person I've seen say something like this. Why would you assume you're holding far OTM LEAPS into expiry? And if you're going to hold LEAPS into expiry why would you not start your contracts ITM?

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>>52305072
When you get attached to a somebody via sex: it is unpleasant when that attachment is severed. It gets better; you just got to pour yourself into a hobby, like painting or writing.

>> No.52305098

>>52305038

We've all made it fren.

>> No.52305100

>>52304641
Non-meme opinions on Palantir in the long run?
>inb4 muh reddit memestock
I know, I know.

>> No.52305103

>>52305080
in 4 Years at this rate

>> No.52305108

>>52305072
>Guy that broke up with his gf of 4 years here.
Dude, what the fuck were you thinking? There are no dateable women in 2022.

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>>52305100
I wouldn't be surprised if it became a penny stock in a year's time.

>> No.52305126

>>52305092
Didnt even fuck this girl but she was the only other girl i went on a date with or kissed so i guess its the same shit
I paid for both dates too. At least they were cheap
Laugh at me

>> No.52305127

>>52305038
stupid kobeni poster

>> No.52305156

>>52305121
You don't think there's value in governnents using them to spy on their citizens?

>> No.52305171

>>52305069
And how long does it take for rate hikes to impact inflation? I think that data is BULLISH AS HECK!
0.1 decrease wowee

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New Hampshire what the fuckis wrong with you. I thought you guys were monetarily smart ergo not mentally ill

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>>52305126
It's okay, I'm not going to laugh at you. And, it's okay if having a relationship with a woman is not your thing. Women want to feel desired and going on only two dates in four years doesn't even reach the threshold of the bare minimum so it's just not your thing.

>>52305156
The U.S. Navy is strongly interested in SYTA's products and their stock's trading below 0.13

>> No.52305188

>>52305156
Those projects are far and few between. NOC LDOS LMT have cornered those contracts tight and small fry like PLTR have no way in. Those CIA projects sound ebin, but the real money is the mundane shit that DISA and NSA do, the latter you can't advertise.

>> No.52305203

>>52305186
Not that it matters but i think you misunderstood me, i was in a relationship with a girl for 4 years, broke up with her recently, and since then went on two dates with another girl, who just rejected me over text
Stupid sexy girl butt

>> No.52305207

>>52305171
and how long does ist take for rate hikes to fuck the economy

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I will only invest in sexbots. No women. Their theta is too high.

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>>52305207
he fell for the muh rate hikes memes
the thanksgiving rally into santa rally is currently being set up and it will be the biggest leddit short squizzle you have never seen before

>> No.52305317

>>52305022
I sincerely hope that people stayed out of the market this week or got lucky if they bothered playing.

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How valid is this chart

>> No.52305325

>>52305321
it says right there 97.39% accurate sir

>> No.52305335

>>52305325
so spy puts would be ideal tomorrow

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So we're basically guaranteed to get an emergy crisis now, right?

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Why is independent considered democrat? Also what does blue stealing election mean for market? I’m pretty sure if red doesn’t win then we go into the toilet frfr no cap

>> No.52305432

>>52304923
This shit was rigged.

>> No.52305462

>>52305432
Don’t need a voter id in Pennsylvania.

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Yields....

>> No.52305544

futures melting up

>> No.52305556
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Yeah we're back

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>>52305432
>>52305462
>the one state where Democrats got thoroughly BTFO'd is the one state that made it so fraud is impossible and votes are counted quickly
Zero legitimate excuses for other states to not copy Florida's election laws and system

>> No.52305620

>>52305561
They can't change the laws to prevent cheating if they keep getting away with cheating.

>> No.52305624

why does no one on biz simply hire merill lynch

>> No.52305625

>stonk moves ever so slightly upwards
>everyone puts massive sells stopping all momentum and it crashes back down again

Fine, guess Im keeping my money.jpg

>> No.52305669

>>52305624
this is a jpmorgan thread

>> No.52305670

>>52305624
because in 2008 they were caught offloading bank of americas shitty realestate products that they knew was losing value at the same time that they were actively betting against the housing market. Find a stand alone financial firm to work for your not the people attached to the bank

>> No.52305690

Which broker is the /biz/ meta?

>> No.52305700

>>52305669
tfw didnt buy in at 100 when multiple people were talking about it. I went in on shitty leveraged bunk fund instead. Up 10% but could have been 20%

>> No.52305729

>>52305390
Blue already had control so I don’t see why anything would change. The entire election is very insignificant compared to Papa Powell. Jerome is the most powerful man in America right now.

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>>52305700
FAS? i own that too. and DPST which hasnt made a new low since june

>> No.52305755

As a European, it really confuses me why Americans don't have secure elections. I mean, voting through mail and without having to show your ID is literally third world stuff.

>> No.52305774

>>52305755
Absolutely fellow european.
Its literally rigged from the start

>> No.52305792
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>>52305755
Even third worlders use ID to vote. Democrats are the reason why this is an issue. Their argument is that minorities are too dumb/poor to get an ID thus it's racist and oppressive to require an ID to vote (yet somehow it's not a problem to require an ID to lease an apartment, get a job, buy or rent a car, board a plane, go to R rated movies, buy alcohol/tobacco and buy guns). And of course minorities have no problem producing ID to get welfare so it's just a bullshit excuse they use to make it easier to rig elections.

>> No.52305876

every election with secret ballots is fake. results are completely unverifiable and you just have to trust the women and jews who tell you the results. why do you retards think revolutionary freemasons pushed so hard for the hecking secret ballots in the first place? fucking idiots.

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>>52305755
I'm just generally puzzled about how citizenship is established in some countries. If I fly to Mexico and then drive to a US reservation, spend 2-3 years larping with the native americans, can I just pass as a native? Apparently a lot of people don't have ID so as long as I learn "whitey took my land" in aztec and have people vouch for me I can run a casino in vegas?

Seems like the whole green card thing is only followed because people aren't getting too creative like that

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>>52304641
Best hydrogen tech companies to invest in? Which ones are most likely to become the next Tesla?

>> No.52305925

>>52305888
Hydrogen is a delusion

>> No.52305938

I made some bux with tech stocks that I want to transfer to health stocks. What are your top picks and why anons?

>> No.52305955

>>52305938
..why?
Depending on what you mean by health stocks, I hope you realize that biopharma is the riskiest sector you could possibly pick

>> No.52305964

>>52305938
eli lily, theyre curing obesity with tirzepatide, it has not gone down at all this year, unfortunately thats made it expensive

>> No.52305981

>>52305955
>>52305938
I dont touch biotech or pharma at all. It's trash unless you use bluechips, but then they dont really gain much and the risk is still there. One scandal or fuck up on a project and their stock can tank 20% in a day like $meta

>> No.52305993

>>52305955
I mean the likes of UNH. Seems very solid and I always understood bear markets favour sectors dealing with essentials.

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Anons help me out here

Will the markets turn ultra bearish or mega bullish after midterms? It looks like everything is crabbing and starting to piss me off a lot.

>> No.52306169

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

>> No.52306171

Attention red tsunami retards:
>delayed results leaning Dem in two key battleground states
>pyrrhic victory in the house, senate deadlocked but gains by Dems
Exactly as I foresaw

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I hate democracy so much oml

>> No.52306260

We buying Roblox before the earnings?

>> No.52306263

>>52306161
neither. contrary to what the tards around here think, it’s all a nothing burger to the market. we keep crabbing until cpi, then we make an actual move.

>> No.52306304

>>52306169
You say this before every green day

>> No.52306345

>>52306263
How will the CPI be this month? Good, bad? Inflation still seems to be kicking people's asses financially.

>> No.52306349

>>52304666
Do Republicans need to win both or one is enough for gridlock?
The best thing for the markets right now is total gridlock

>> No.52306436

Uhhhh, what happens to markets if dems win?

>> No.52306444

>>52306436
Biden stops answering PPT's calls.

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>>52306436
OIL goes to $200

>> No.52306567

>>52306304
>>52306169
This, please shut the fuck up already. You're like bear-sided Lumposter.

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>>52306567

>> No.52306620

>>52304666
Literally doesn't matter.

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bobo are you ready
are (You)?

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How do I profit off of the collapse of the united states as an american? There is zero doubt in my mind that these elections aren't rigged now. The dems basically just get to do whatever they want like the CCP does in china.

>> No.52306784

What the hell happened with buttcoins?

>> No.52306815
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>>52306784
leading indicator

>> No.52306823

>>52306762
Precious metals and ammo if you intend to stay

>> No.52306877
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>Didn't win the Powerball
>Bad guys won my state

>> No.52306921

>>52306784
see
>>52306716

>> No.52306956

>>52306877
>Didn't win the Powerball
Neither did millions of other fucking shmucks.

>> No.52307038

>>52306345
https://www.google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/stock-market-week-ahead-october-cpi-inflation-midterm-election-180006141.html
I'm going all in on TQQQ if it cools this month. Above is a good read despite being yahoo.

>> No.52307097

>gridlock is good for markets

Not in a crisis.
Having to get partisans to agree to a recovery package, means that the market has to go down more to make it happen.
This is especially true with the inflation narrative.

>> No.52307130

extremely bullish dumping

>> No.52307131
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52307131

>>52307097
I guess that means the free market will have to fix it.

>> No.52307154

V shaped recovery incoming

>> No.52307155

>>52307131
Who liquidates the liquidators?

>> No.52307180

>>52307097
>recovery package
the great new deal was a failure, TARP was a failure, QE and the FED in general are clearly the worst failures ever. however I would bet that congress does another omnibus spending bill like they always do because they always agree to spend money on everything

>> No.52307194

>>52306784
Domp eet

>> No.52307234
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>>52306877
>bad guys
they're ALL bad anon

>> No.52307320
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52307320

>eth

>> No.52307325

>>52307097
>recovery package
>for runaway inflation
Gridlock is ideal simply because it removes the risk of the dems being retarded enough to attempt price controls or cutting even more stimmie checks

>> No.52307374

>>52305561
>108k requested
>142k counted
lol
lmao

>> No.52307390

>>52307374
Wink wink they sent ballots to homes that didn't request them so they could do their civic duty and VOOOOOOT wink wink.

>> No.52307399

>>52305080
But Sticky as fuck

>> No.52307416

No seriously, should I just stay in cash until january?

I fucking HATE money just sitting there doing nothing.

>> No.52307436

>>52307320
I WANTED TO SELL IT BUT IT'S STILL STAKED

WHY THE FUCKING SHIT DID I STAKE MY ETH JUST FOR 3 DOLLARS OF INTEREST.

WHEN THE FUCK CAN I SELL MY STAKED ETH I FUCKING HATE COINBASE.

>> No.52307481
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>>52307436
now you know the perils of option writing

>> No.52307625

Are CLF and MVIS still the current tranny stocks?

>> No.52307770

why no one is talking about the italian market stock?

Huge, and I mean HUGE dividends

>> No.52307791
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52307791

>>52306762
We have the most secure tamper proof elections on earth. It's not like we live in some shit hole country like Mozambique, Cambodia, or Pakistan

>> No.52307795

>>52304641
ISRAEL WINS ELECTIONS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52307800

uranium

>> No.52307811

11k Jobs cuck at Meta.

Absolutely ZUKKED.

Just learn to code bro.

>> No.52307817
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52307817

I've never been more bearish for the future of america and the west. Non-whites have taken over, and this "diverse" shithole won't stand a chance against china. Being long- or mid-term bullish on america is just stupid now.

>> No.52307860

>>52307234
good goy. Surely, the party of libertarian whites is just as bad as the party that gets the vote of 80% of american jewry, and all the really nasty ones. Anyway, i'm hoping for economic collapse and balkanization. Bearish on spy.

>> No.52307872

ICE futures data vs CME futures which one gets better quotes/fills on bids? any issues with either of them? ICE is significantly more expensive but am not sure which one to go with

>> No.52307878

Woke up just in time just to watch the Republicans seething today :)

>> No.52307879

>>52307817
How dumb, gay and zoom zoom are you people?
We've (most of this site post-OWS) been saying the West is fucked for like a decade or more. The end was in 2008. We're just going through the motions. And yes OWS should have gone after the Fed, we know.

>> No.52307898

metam8s what happened

>> No.52307908

>>52307817
>source: some faggy youtuber
cool post man, thank you for the info!

>> No.52307913

>>52307770
It's a shitty place with shitty laws
Holding SRS.MI and SPM.MI but I expect both companies to get further punished by windfall taxes and other retardation
What dividends do you find impressive?

>> No.52307936

>>52307898
Fellow METAbullite Zuck is trimming the fat chuds from HIS workplace and that's freaking epic! Check the futures homeslice, back to $100 xd ZUCK MAKES US BUCKS

>> No.52307948

Very bullish of Taiwan

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1590285181453275140

>> No.52307958

>>52307878
>we're turning this country into commie mexico
>thinks this won't affect xir
>>52307908
>>52307879
>this majority-mexican, diverse, stagnant, dysfunctional society with terrible social trust and rapidly falling iq is totally going to be competitive against a much more populous, smart and homogenous society
Again, this is just delusion. SPY is going back to 1000 within 5 years.

>> No.52307996

why do americans take so long to count votes?

>> No.52308032

>>52307948
its been 5 years already just build the fucking thing they were talking about this in 2016

>> No.52308037

>>52307958
>chinks and pajeets
>smart
hahahahahahahaha

>> No.52308039
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>>52304923
There was never a choice.

>> No.52308043

>>52307996
dem votes are like holocaust jews, there's always more if you wait long enough

>> No.52308050

>>52307958
How many dollary doos does a days worth of food cost in your 1000 SPY wonderworld

>> No.52308057

>>52307996
there's a joke here about americans counting using their fingers

>> No.52308076

>>52307996
So swing states can find out how many votes they need to steal whatever they need. Gives them time to see how many votes they need to 'find', then they cross reference who voted with who is registered to vote and produce a list of who didn't vote before close. Then they vote in those names to get whoever in they want, usually dems, but also corrupt republicans that are part of the club as well

>> No.52308082

>>52305888
Hydrogen fuel cell cars are a stupid meme. They will never happen.

>> No.52308086

>>52307958
>The West and East can't both be shit at the same time
Kek what a dumdum

>> No.52308089

>>52307958
>Again, this is just delusion. SPY is going back to 1000 within 5 years.
lmao.
take your meds.
if you had said 3,000, then, maybe, you would have some people agreeing with you, as if shit really hit the fan, the recession was the worst in 100 years, currency crisis, debt crisis, the worst possible things happen - we *may* see 3,000
>1000 SPY
lmao. you're literally retarded.
want to know how I know you're actually mentally retarded?
because you're saying SPY, instead of SPX
someone who says 1000 SPY instead of 1000 SPX is a fucking retard who knows nothing about finance or the markets, and every single thing they say should be disregarded.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

>> No.52308093
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52308093

If Fedex is having this much trouble with trades, do you think other shit like Amazon and Walmart are going to suffer a lot soon?

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fedex-parks-planes-maersk-cancels-sails-world-trade-appears-be-rapidly-deteriorating

>> No.52308111

>>52307860
There are plenty of republican jews, anon. They play both sides.

>> No.52308131

>>52308111
80% vote for dems for a reason. If you can't see that, you're either stupid or dishonest. simple as
>>52308086
they'll be better off than us. The future of humanity will depend on them.

>> No.52308139

>>52308131
ok zhang

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I wonder how many politicians are still up right now on cocaine right now from last night to celebrate or just stay up for results or both? I bet a shitload. They get the good expensive non cut to hell shit too

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>>52308139
sure thing, chaim

>> No.52308207

>>52308057
21 is the highest I can count

>> No.52308213

I was hoping to make 4 figures for the first time today. I guess I still really had some hope for America and Republicans. They can't even take some power back against the most retarded president ever and the most fanatic party ever. They couldn't even win against a literal retard in Pennsylvania. That alone would have made a big difference

>> No.52308329

>>52307416
this is not the environment for strategic investing. If you aren't willing to be tactical and nimble you should probably just dca through 2023.

It's really just a question of how much vol you can stomach and managing risk/size.

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burgerland you had one (1) fucking job to vote for the market friendly party, but I don't read about a big red wave in fact it's a close vote? did the sugar finally fry your brain or is it (again) some jewish tricks?

>> No.52308386
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I wasn’t active on here yesterday after banganons embarrassing defeat. Did he seethe hard?

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>>52308332
Well we have strange rules here

>> No.52308400

>>52308131
No they won't. No it doesn't.

>> No.52308447
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52308447

So let me get this straight. Americans want trannys, retards, and angry women of color running their country.

>> No.52308497

so are we going to sell to hedge CPI or not

>> No.52308517

>>52308447
No, of course not. The billionaire elite and transnational corporatios that control everything do though

>> No.52308533

I sold my Meta calls too early. Fuck sake.

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>OIL

>> No.52308547

>>52308533
>he didn't trust the zucc

>> No.52308565
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52308565

Should I put pronouns on my resume to get a better chance of getting called for an interview with an HR tranny, or should I just avoid woke ESG companies all together and post a normal resume?

>> No.52308579
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52308579

Ruhroh. Rooks rike the repubs not sweeping ris rearish for mahket

>> No.52308594

Guaranteed turbo dump today
its worth it if it means keeping the neo nazi GQP out of power

>> No.52308610

>>52308565
Just identify as a woman.

>> No.52308615

>>52305888
Hydrogen is as bad for the environment as gas

>> No.52308617

>>52308565
Supposedly you are not supposed to do that because the people interviewing you aren't supposed to know your "gender" for legal reasons or something like that.

But that shouldn't stop you from trying. We already know people don't get hired on pure merit.

>> No.52308618

GOP and bulls getting HEEMED today

Holy shit today is going to be fucking great

>> No.52308641

>>52308610
By putting pronouns as She/him/Xirs? Would putting she/him or he/here confuse them or does that mean tranny if I sorta use both?

>> No.52308655

>>52308641
She/her/hers

Are my Roblox puts gonna print today or not?

>> No.52308665

>>52308655
Idk we finna find out

>> No.52308672

>>52307996
Rigging takes time

>> No.52308675
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52308675

>JEPI dividends just got deposited
It's the small bursts of dopamine that keep you going

>> No.52308725

Looks like Americans got tired of voting for a party that slowly eroded their human rights :)

>> No.52308733

>>52308655
What puts u got exactly anyway? I bought double calendar spreads on em yesterday March 2023 $40 calls and puts and sold December $40 calls and puts against them to make money from IV difference. As long as it doesn't go below $31 or so Ill be fine

>> No.52308757

>>52308655
>>52308733
Double dubs, allah willing the RBLX will die

I had a 45P and it shit so hard the past week that I rolled it down to 37.5P so I could collect some profit, not that original anon though

>> No.52308804
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>RBLX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52308836

>>52308757
Noice. Looks like you eating good today fren

>> No.52308840

>>52307913
In my portfolio i have:

Azimut holding. 7.3% dividend, 4.28 PE ratio
A2A. 7.76% dividend, 7,35 PE
Eni. 6.19% dividend, 2.96 PE
Intesa Sanpaolo. 7.12% dividend, 11.89 PE

I'm accumulating in the various dips

>> No.52308851

>>52308139
>>52308194
jews have always voted for democrats. the last time a majority of voting jews voted for a republican was in 1920

>> No.52308856
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>>52304666
Checked but no, a simple side swap won't fix the problems the US is facing.

>> No.52308884
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>>52308139
>>52308194
>>52308851

>> No.52308918
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52308918

The big consolidation range for the dollar is still holding.

>> No.52308920

>>52308733
>>52308757
I have gay puts of 35 18/11

Looks like they are ITM at open.

>> No.52308972
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52308972

I need one more big trade this week to pay my rent. Any ideas on what to swing?

>> No.52309000
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Plz dear god let this shit crater today

>> No.52309007
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>>52306784
>>52306877

>>52306659
>Which means that half of tether in existence (half was sent to Alameda) is not backed by $1. It's anywhere from 20 to 80 cents per tether. If there is a bankrun on tether it is genuinely over. Crypto will never recover from that.
>>52307095
>>52307136

actually the New York attorney general did an investigation into Tether and found that Tether is nowhere close to being backed 1:1. its only about ~20% backed by actual cash, US Treasuries, and fiduciary deposits. 80% of it is backed by debt

NY State sued them for 18.5m$ and banned them from doing any business with any New Yorkers

https://www.ft.com/content/529eb4e6-796a-4e81-8064-5967bbe3b4d9

Tether is 80% fugazi

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S&P500 will drop by 6% today, screencap these dubs

>> No.52309075

Time to get back to making money. We must make sure that the big wealth transfer goes into our pockets and not the tranny faggots.

>> No.52309090

What's the DXY doing right now? Indicating pump or dump today?

>> No.52309094
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>>52309000
>>52309000
>>52309000
>000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52309100

>>52309075
>/smg/
>making money
that's a tall ask for most posters here, me included

>> No.52309128

>>52308972
Maybe DRIP calls or shares

>> No.52309131
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Feeling confident and high energy, Bobros. Are you ready for the big doompa?

>> No.52309158
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>>52309131
Yes please

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>>52309007
No matter what the market does today I'm gonna enjoy seeing crypto advocates pouting.

>> No.52309181

I was promised a red wave

>> No.52309221

>>52309181
That's pretty much the Republican way of life. Talk a LOT of shit and never back it up. Not now, and not even when they had complete control of the government just a few years ago.

>> No.52309257

>>52309181
Take it up with the supreme court sweaty. Christian retards lost this election and the republican party will keep pandering to them.

>> No.52309268

>>52309181
Politicians have a different understanding of the word "promise".

>> No.52309278
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>>52309131
Been waiting months for the crash. Instead, all this gay faggot market does is crab and maybe bleed up a little.

>> No.52309286

>>52309221
Doesn't matter when the whole bureacrat administrative state, intelligence agencies, DOJ, Media, Hollywood etc are filled to the brim with corrupt and ruthless swamp creatures

>> No.52309313

>>52309023
>boboposter
>faggot
why color me surprised

>> No.52309333

>>52309286
Sounds like loser talk to me

>> No.52309335
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>>52309313
uh-oh someone bought the top of the rally and is 'diamond handing' this 'dip'

>> No.52309336

ROBLOX CORP SHARES DOWN 16.5% PREMARKET AFTER REV MISS
$RBLX

>> No.52309345

>>52307817
>(((projections)))
Did you forget that china is full of chinks? Xi is destroying the free market.their oil reserves will not support any more growth.
These dumbass projections are always retards that extrapolate a straight line without any thought

>> No.52309360

>>52309000
checked and based

>> No.52309363

I'm so sad bros. I thought we were supposed to get a Red Typhoon, but it turns out we just get a red day on the market.

>> No.52309382
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52309382

Who's gonna fall for the green candles in the first couple mins before the red candle rugpull?

>> No.52309405
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52309405

I'm too scared to buy puts.

>> No.52309418
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52309418

Bulls wanted a Red Tsunami, their wish is granted

>> No.52309424

rip our calls spy393 call fren

>> No.52309433

wait what the fuck, daiylight savings just switched didn' they

>> No.52309443
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52309443

>>52309000
Checked. Me too anon, me too. I should of sold yesterday when it dipped from btc but I got greedy.

>> No.52309464
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52309464

>>52309286

>> No.52309469

why does it take certain states so long to count votes when all that shit is electronic?

>> No.52309480

>>52309433
>just
Yeah, just now

>> No.52309481

>>52309469
You know why

>> No.52309492

>>52309481
emergencydemocratvotes.jpg

>> No.52309507

>>52309336
shiiet I didn't realize it was earnings, i was thinking about shorting it too

>> No.52309513
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52309513

I'm gonna buy HOOD calls today, maybe for February or March

>> No.52309520

>>52309492
You could have just said jews, that would have been correct as well.

>> No.52309525
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52309525

6 gorillion new voters just appeared. COUNT THEM goy

>> No.52309532

isnt there a catastrophic diesel shortage coming

>> No.52309555

>>52309363
Connecticut is dead to me. I knew this outcome was inevitable, but it's still sad.

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>>52309525
>market pricing in democrats cheating
its over for bulltards

>> No.52309563

>>52309532
Farmer anon here,
YES
Also low in corn futures today might be a good buying opportunity. Big supply report out today at 11. Short term negative

>> No.52309564

>>52309532
and then for some reason the shelves didn't have any food on them

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>>52309555
>that guy that is literally senile actually won
>again

>> No.52309569

>>52309532
Not until after the election's dust has settled. Then we have 2 years for your average voter to forget about it.

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52309583

>>52309525
They can't even speak English, but don't need to

>> No.52309587
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>>52309469
It's because of all those damn riggers!

>> No.52309613
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52309613

>time to focus on improving myself and investing while the world sails forward towards oblivion
it feels insane and futile to try and make myself into a better person while civilization is suiciding itself

>> No.52309622

I'm losing so much money in crypto and I suck at stocks. This is truly the end

>> No.52309630

>>52309613
You should have been improving yourself regardless. The best investment anyone could ever make is their own physical and mental health.

>> No.52309634

let this be a lesson to stop throwing money at fake internet coins

>> No.52309656

>>52309634
Um, this is a lesson in bagholding.
Bitcoin was the best thing ever until the bag handle developed on the chart.

>> No.52309658

>>52309630
I am, just gotta continue. Only thing I gotta quit is the porn jew and I'll be vice free

>> No.52309662

>>52309587
are you saying anti-semites can't count?

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52309664

>>52309622
We told you that you would own nothing. We may have stretched the truth a little about the being happy part, got, but if you hear it enough times and take the right medication, you might start to believe it

>> No.52309670

>>52309658
What porn do you like to watch?

>> No.52309676

>>52309664
the amount of millenials and zoomers on meds is fucking insane

>> No.52309683
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52309683

>Premarket

>> No.52309694

>>52309683
>market priced in a republican victory
uh oh

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>>52309694
I THOUGHT THE REPUBLICANS WOULD MAKE US FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE OR SOMETHING

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>>52309268
https://youtu.be/sF5O0qH4LLQ

>> No.52309725 [DELETED] 
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>Um, this is a lesson in bagholding.
>Bitcoin was the best thing ever until the bag handle developed on the chart.

>> No.52309745

so did we pump cos the jews knew the fix was in??

>> No.52309751

>>52309658
Porn was a bitch to kick lol. Good luck fren. You might end up poor and in a nuclear wasteland but at least you'll have your better self :)

>> No.52309761

>>52309725
go back to www.reddit.com faggot

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>>52309745
it was a low volume scampump to get a better price to dump on dip buyers and bull tards

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>>52309725
as a Boglehead its painful to read these threads sometimes
>>52309751
I'll at least inherit the kingdom of heaven, and enjoy peace as much as I can here

>> No.52309790

>>52309662
How much money you down on those calls Baggett?

>> No.52309831

>>52305792
The irony of the muh minorities can’t get IDs easily argument is that it infantilizes them and is literally racist to begin with. But liberals cannot and will not acknowledge the hypocrisy naked into that statement. If I was a person of color I would be legit pissed off at how liberals indirectly act superior to them by claiming shit like this. Same thing when a black/latino/Asian dares to vote republican or independent, suddenly they’ve been brainwashed and have “internalized racism” completely stripping them of any person agency or thought in the matter. The irony is just too much for me.

>> No.52309847

>>52309790
100%

>> No.52309850

>>52309831
Everything you said I realized decades ago. The fact is that the left wing is sustained on mental illness fueled cognitive dissonance aka demoralization.

There is no cure unless things get really, really bad. Apparently this wasn't bad enough.

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bulls going extinct today, last smg ever, circuit breakers, etc

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I bought a ciigarette machine to save money and be able to easily make my own in case of a collapse this decade. One carton the machine pays for itself. I'll buy degenerate lotto 0DTEs with my weekly savings

>> No.52309882

>>52309676
I'm planning on going back on adderall or something. Gonna talk to my pcp about it. Brain is fried, I'm 28,I give up

>> No.52309885

Meta laying off a little under 15% of their workforce today

>> No.52309899

>>52309882
Your pcp is just going to tell you to pop some pills. You know this. Change lifestyle to fit your personality, not the other way around bro

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>>52305792
They can show an ID when they go the da club or da liquor sto, but can't get an IF to vote

>> No.52309909

newsom, aoc, fetterwoman, schumer.

these people "winning" proves its fixed.

>>52309885
isnt that bullish for next earnings?

>> No.52309923

>>52309909
Nah Zuck won't reverse course on the metaverse, he's put too much on the line

>> No.52309934

>>52309772
>inherit the kingdom of heaven, and enjoy peace as much as I can here
Blessed/based, this is Babylon, we are strangers and pilgrims here, citizens only of His kingdom.

>> No.52309946

$390 today

>> No.52309960

For some reason there is a very large presence of flies in my house, so I have been going around for the better part of the last 24 hours with a mini blowtorch and catching them as they take off to torch their wings off.

I had a bowl of like 20 wingless flies until I finally dumped them (still all very alive) down the drain.

>> No.52309965

alright soxl bros we are gonna need get above that 10 dollaroo mark again

>> No.52309964

BY THE GRACE OF EVOLUTION METABULLITES! LOOK AT FUTURES!!! POG

>> No.52309966

>>52309934
absolutely blessed post

>> No.52309973

>>52309946
Nah man, you should of gotten out of your calls

>> No.52309978

>>52304923
>The picks for today were between a Hollywood reality TV star who literally never did anything else of note/probably was extremely liberal 4 years ago larping as a republican
... Trump? kek

vs a literal zombie (Biden)

america is a meme.

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>>52309946
This would be clowny enough to happen.

>> No.52309992

>everything red
>TSLA pumping

>> No.52310010

>>52309923
yeah but less salaries to pay so better earnings??

>> No.52310016

>>52309871
Why can't you roll for yourself? You can do it by muscle memory once you get good at it.

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>the stroke guy won
the absolute state of american democracy

>> No.52310025

>>52309966
Have a blessed day, anon. I hope that today God shows you the next step in your path to happiness

>> No.52310028

next
>>52310006
>>52310006
>>52310006
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>> No.52310056

>>52310016
I want them in tubes with filters, not just rolled up like a joint

>> No.52310066

>>52309564
Then the government started attacking the grocers, telling them they can’t raise prices. Just like Venezuela.

>> No.52310106

>>52309709
Must be nice to be an American civil servant. They can now look forward to extra vacation when the government shuts down while everything around them collapses.

Don't forget to long China.

>> No.52310315

>>52304936
sauce?

>>52305755
I'm not american, but the usual argument I read from americans is
>muh privacy
>muh gubmint bad

>>52305792
IDs cost a few dollars.