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52306510 No.52306510 [Reply] [Original]

We at /biz/ corp care deeply about our customers and I will now explain the situation regarding the recent volatility in your cryptocurrency valuations.

Basically we decided to put a lot of money on an exchange called FTX which is run by a guy named Sam Bankman-Fried. His name is funny and he also had a history of bribing politicians and being Jewish, so it seemed like a safe bet. Unfortunately, Sam borrowed a bunch of money from some other Jews and made up a token (FTT) to use as collateral. It turns out FTT is worth about as much as Caroline Ellison's sextape and a Chinese alien named Changchingchongpeng Zhao who hates Jews realised this so he went full holocaust-mode and now every teacher in Ontario doesn't have a pension anymore.

I trust this brings clarity to the situation and I hope it settles any concerns you may have. We at /biz/ corp appreciate your /biz/ness and we remind you that we said 'none of this is financial advice' about 5 years ago so you may not sue us. Thank you and goodnight.

>> No.52306535

This CZ guy sounds really based

>> No.52306574

>>52306510
ok but why does this make btc dump mr frog?

>> No.52306625
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>>52306510
Nice summary fren. We truly live in peak clownworld.
Also : lolocaust when?

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52306639

why my money go down

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>>52306574
Because line go down, thank you for your question

>>52306625
We at /biz/ corp have had our analysts working on lolocaust timeframe models for some time now and we can accurately predict it will occur in exactly 2 more weeks

>>52306639
It is sort of like a game of pass the parcel, except the person who opens the last box loses their life savings. We at /biz/ corp would like to reassure you most of us did not open the last box, so there is a silver lining

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>>52306510
SIR

YES OVER HERE SIR

GROWING NUMBER OF FROGS HAVE BECOME "DISILLUSIONED" WITH CRYPTO. WHAT STACKS ARE CURRENTLY SAFU TO HOLD?


THANK YOU AND ILL AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE

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>>52306824
mr frog, you are just a retard who doesn't know what he's talking about, are you?

>> No.52307278

>>52306535
>This CZ guy sounds really based
fundles are safu

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52307890

Why can't I talk about [REDACTED] this has got to be the worst word filter in this website's history. I've lost everything.

>> No.52308693

>>52306510
Kek. The best explanation I've heard, fren.

>> No.52308776

>>52307088
1oz gold american eagles, random year

>> No.52308808

>>52306510

mr frog, will my investments ever go up? please I dont want to work again as a quality assurancer at american sextoys

>> No.52308814

>>52306510
based and crisis pilled

>> No.52309392

WHY CANT I WITHDRAW ANYTHING

>> No.52309892

>>52306510
>Changchingchongpeng Zhao who hates Jews realised this so he went full holocaust-mode
cool it with the anti semitic remarks please

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>>52309892
You have to go back

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>>52307088
At times like these, /biz/ corp recommends investing in only Grade-A highly stable and secure investments, such as HPOS10Inu or tokens with 'Elon' in the name. We most definitely recommend refraining from investing in BTC and ETH at this time.

>>52307249
Sir please, I am one of /biz/ corps most highly respected analysts. I obtained my degree in astrology from Mumbai State University and made my first billion Iranian rials at the age of 35. I was voted Time Magazine's most likely billionaire to avoid taxes in 2019.

>>52307890
I am lead to believe it is due to [REDACTED]

>>52308808
Yes your investments will go up again. It is just a matter of time which is why it is good to know a trade to tide you over in the meantime. You should be proud of your career accomplishments. I myself also work in the quality assurance industry, mainly for kneepad companies.

>>52309392
Sir, please remain calm. Can someone get him some water? Sir, your funds are safu, thank you for your question.

>>52309892
/biz/ corp is committed to it's ESG goals of antisemitism, carbon positivity, and political extremism. Please refer to our press pack for more information.

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>>52309392
Hi, Chad chadson here, head of the based department at /biz/corp

Sadly our financial insurance plan does not cover any business deals involving Jewish parties

Deepest apologies

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>>52306510
Good luck anon, thanks for the announcement

I am launching a CPU/GPU mineable (ASIC resistant) Bitcoin fork. We're thinking that a lot of former ETH miners will come to our network to collect block rewards with their GPUs over time.

We're launching in two weeks, so you still have time to learn more about the project.

> This is a Coin on its Own Chain, Not an ETH or BNB Chain Token
> Launching November 21st 2022
> Over 350 Telegram Members
> Multiple Crypto Influencers are Calling Us Out on Launch
> Influencers are From Both Twitter and Telegram
> Many 4chan Bros Are in the Group, and are Utilizing their Bizraeli Networks
> 4chan Soft Fork in Development (4chan fork with our native coin as payment method for adspace)
> Each Social Media Page is Up and Running
> See Our Specs for More Details, Mining Pool and Block Explorer are Live November 21st 2022
> Our Website Will be Online by November 14th 2022
> We Have a Small CEX Listing Underway 7 Day After Launch
> Airdrops are Negotiable, Please Discuss with the Admins or Owner for More Details

Pic related, shoot me a DM on TG

>> No.52310747

>>52310547
>pic related
so i will be able to afford her if i get in on this project?