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>futures

>>52301912
BLUE WAVE 2022
#VOTEBLUENOMATTERWHO

if any anons need to exercise their autism and they are burn out on the new anno, victoria 3 is actually pretty fun I think as South America.

i have fifty bucks tell me how to get rich

>>52301960
All in SOXL

>>52301957
Vicky 3? Can I get it on my oculus?

Fox black election night is top kek levels of incompetence. Best show on tv.

>>52301952
Pennsylvania should just take away the illusion of casting votes. They voted in a vegetable.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BLACK WITH MORE ELECTION COVERAGE ON FOX SOUL TV.

>>52301942
They're remarkably calm right now

Looks like Connecticut is lost. Guess I can finally leave this state.
Best states for no taxes?

>>52302040
everyone is culpable for that illusion. Every single person alive has heard the truth, they simply want to believe they are important and the people who own them are legitimate.

>>52301912
DEMS WON
OILCHADS WE WON

nbc says gop is winning the house and senate races so far

>>52302087
>nbc
Sorry I only get my news from the black report on Fox soul. I like to keep reputable sources only

>>52302079
Puerto Rico

fetterwomen.... what happened to our huge lead...

>>52302083
We need to bring back that 1900s level of political terrorism. I guess people get afraid of random acts of violence against politicians

PLEASE VOTE BLUE THINK OF YOUR 401K

who is winning midterms right now? what color is the wave?

It's fuckin wild how crabby futures are because of this shit.

>>52302118
Don't think so. You have to pay a shitload up front to get their special tax treatment, and that's just not something I wanna commit to when I'm not even sure I'd like it there.
Then it's like 10k per year in continued "donations" to maintain the tax incentive.

>>52302122
>Fetterwoman here. We must allow ALL the votes to be counted.

>>52302133
BLUE WAVE
>BLUE WAVE
BLUE WAVE

MIGA CHUDS BTFO

>>52301957
vicky 3 sucks nigger dick
broken piece of shit game
less stable than vic2 multiplayer LMAO

>>52302133
probably blue, I don't think anyone realizes how easy it is to make women on social media think whatever you want them to think

>>52302124
>I guess people get afraid of random acts of violence against politicians
Yeah you can't even use a drone to deliver fast food because politicians are scared to go to hell early.

>>52302079
Cayman Islands here we come.

>>52302170
I yohohohoho'd a copy and it works fine so far?
>>52302179
apparently you just have to pose as a gay man and bring your hammer to the party

so, just like the 2020 elections, blue team suddenly gets this surge of votes late at night?

>>52302213
>election cope 2 /smg/ boogaloo

>thatherton

>>52302213
that is every election from now on

>>52302079

Washington/Oregon border. I live north of Portland (WA) and pay no state tax, but if I want to buy smth I go across the river (OR) because you pay no sales tax there.

>>52302225
Gib propane company tickers that aren't LPs

>>52302231
so this is the new normal.....

>>52302079
Well my state (ky) is phasing out the income tax. COL is already cheap as fuck. Current rate is 5%. Jan 1 it drops to 4.5%.

>>52301972
Gonna keep it in mind

Another retarded question from someone that has no idea about stocks and im trying to understand:

Let's say you invest in a stock, right? Then you see it goes down. Like freefall. So what exactly is to stopping you to sell and watch the stock closely to buy in later again about the same point when it goes up? Is it the fees? I dont get it

>>52302236
that's a serious life hack, can you open a po box in OR to get no sales tax on online orders?

>>52302146
You don’t need to live in Puerto Rico. Do you think Hillary is from New York, or Mitt is from Massachusetts?

FOX BLACK NOT ENDORSING HERSCHEL WALKER.

>>52302255
can't beat em, join em
>>52302088
Woohoo oil

>>52302261
cost of living is low because quality of living is low there

>>52302275
Sadly he's going to get killed by Atlanta.

>>52302286
yet another instance of black on black violence...

>>52302269
My state used to have a loophole where long as the site didn't have any physical presence in the state then sales tax wasn't applied. So buying stuff from Amazon or WMT got taxed while buying stuff from E-bay or Newegg did not.

My motivation most of the time is hatred and spite. Let's take my neighbor across the street as an example. I don't give a fuck about landscaping, I don't particularly feel good about a well manicured yard and lawn. But you know what the guy across the street has? He has a nice yard and property that he pays a fleet of illegals to maintain for him. I also know from meeting and speaking with him that he's a naturalized citizen formerly from the UK, who despises everything this country is supposed to be, and is working hard at his job (which is at the fucking WORLD BANK) to make sure that he can help do his part to turn America into a piece of shit nation of immigrants.

So one day I went outside and I looked at my yard which was a bit shabby from the previous owner and I looked at the manicured property of the disgusting shabbos goy shitbag across the street from me and my vision went red with rage. I spent the past two years learning more than I ever wanted to know about lawncare and gardening, I obtained equipment and I put hours of sweat and work into transforming my property into something out of a landscaping magazine. My grass alone makes his property look like dogshit by comparison much less the window boxes I installed, and the landscaping I meticulously crafted.

Now I don't take pride in how nice my property looks. I get lots of compliments and all, everyone thinks I'm just really into landscaping and all of that. No, I don't give a fuck. My motivation was fuck that guy. Fuck that fucking faggot over there. He's a piece of shit fucking cocksucker, and I KNOW he cares a LOT about that little yard of his and now he's getting fucking mogged 24/7 365 days per year by his neighbor, and there's no way he doesn't realize it. No matter what he does he will never muster the energy to eclipse the splendor of my property. He's forced to live looking at his own inferiority, helpless. That's my motivation, that's how I find it.

>>52302286
Sure but shouldn't FOX BLACK support a fellow black man regardless? Or no

>>52302168
I get where he's coming from but I think he needs to do a little more history reading. Majority of those points are wrong or irrelevant. He's right that Jesus wouldn't have been a capitalist though. Or a socialist. Would probably have advocated agrarian feudal theocracy.

>>52302261
Interesting, but 10 year phase out is pretty slow. Not sure I wanna move somewhere in hopes that it might be nice in 10 years.
I've already been in Connecticut for 10 years hoping it'll get better here.

>>52302236
Washington was putting in place a huge capital gains income tax though from what I remember. That's the entirety of my income, so it's not a great option for me.

>>52301957
I don't play videogames or watch anime anymore they're for nerds I only spend my money on brake fluid and car parts.

>>52302284
Kek. Guess it depends on what part of the state your in. Just like anywhere else. Where I am the people live pretty decent.

>>52302285
i refuse to participate. i just want it to be over so i can continue shorting the rest of the year. maybe i'll be bullish again come february

Oil bros........ We literally cannot stop winning

This is our decade

>>52302223
>cope about things that are literally happening and have happened dozens of times already
You're not even getting paid to shill for them, you do it for free.

>>52302314
>>52302326
on the bright side, latinas are welcome in the ethnostate of Florida.

>>52302213
>behind in votes
>"i-it's rigged"
jesus christ nu-Republican ""ideology"" is the most cringe thing imaginable. at least Bush era R's stood for something even if W wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Red Team could have been the adults in the room in contrast to the progressives but no, they had to go full schizo and tWo MoRe WeEks it up.

>>52302262
anyone?

>futures
(oh good, I didn't get another warning)

>>52302382
Miami Dade doing a little something

>>52302385
>small hat id

>>52302383
Didn't read, but imagine thinking Democrats are capable of winning without fraud.

>>52302417
yeah i also have a small IQ but still doesnt answer my question, no?

Looking like repubs are doing well, think the market will pump tomorrow if this holds? I'm guessing that dems aren't done yet though, if it pumps tomorrow I'm buying some cheap SPY puts for next week

INTC is going to slash its divvie I bet. 44% payout ratio while trying to be competitive vs superior young companies that just funnel their money back into themselves to take more market share. Once INTC cuts the divvie (and the stock tanks because of it) I will buy.

>>52302419
Cope and seethe

>>52302447
Dilate and mald, tranny.

FOX BLACK
>ITS NOT BLACK VOTERS PROPELLING HERSCHEL, ITS TRADITIONAL REPUBLICAN VOTERS. HERES WHY THAT IS BAD.
IDK a black man winning over southern traditional Republicans sounds like progress to me. But what do I know. I am but a goy

>>52300767

>>52302436
should I sell my INTC while I'm up? it's only a small amount that I bought for the high divvy yield but I think NXP and RISCV are going to keep BTFOing them

I hope fetterman wins just so I can dunk on dipshits who voted him in.
>he is in the hospital for brain damage and seizures within the first year

>>52302262
What if you sell the bottom? What if when you buy back, the trend reverses and it starts to free fall again? Whatever you do, you need a way to get an edge over the market.

>>52302385
psychology, and sweet sweet long term capital gains rates.

>>52302269

It's a good thought but probly wouldn't cover the box fees for me personally so not motivated to find out. Don't order enough. I suspect they have ways of catching on to this tho esp if you did it too much. Online retailer stands to get fucked over if they don't police it I reckon.

Meanwhile irl I can pay cash on Hayden island, (aka Vancouver's duty free store) and ain't nobody gonna track shit unless we get a Chinese style facial recognition network.

>>52302332

Still tied up in legal limbo afaik:

https://www.freedomfoundation.com/washington/washington-supreme-court-will-hear-capital-gains-tax-appeal-in-january/

I've no illusions about it though. Someday this scam will end. Probly will move out to Astoria or smth to prepare for nukes flying over the Taiwan thing anyways.

>>52302332
It works out good for me cause by the time I retire, 14-15 years from now, my income will be loads more than it is now. So the less taxes I end up having to pay the better. It helps to that the state is friendly tax wise to retired people so that'll work in my favor as well.

>>52302466
>I'll take the under on that

>>52302429
The market will dump if the republicans win and pump if the democrats win. I will not explain

>>52302468
Sure but that would be no different then holding no? Like yes you could sell buy again and stock could still plummet but thats the same as holding
I see no counter-argument to those far
>>52302481
I guess yield makes sense, thx
Any other reason?

>>52302079
>Best states for no taxes?
Wdym? State income tax? Florida but it's hot as fuck 8 months of the year

>>52302452
Apparently I'm a tranny now

>>52302383
Are you implying the commies have their heads on straight more than the cons?

>>52302436
the real giga retarded one is pbr. Its divvy is essentially its FCF but they got sued to stop giving dividends out and the stock dumped. Not debt divvys. Straight up FCF dividends. I doubt the Brazilian government is going to let them just buyback shares so now I wait in limbo.

Is voting going to change anything? Will the results of voting stop Jews from torturing children and drinking their blood?

>>52302500
no, just fear a fear, possibly rational, of the thing you holding pumping on you after you sell. To put it in the perspective of crypto tards that is fairly easy to understand.

You buy 10 bitcoins.
You panic sell the crash from 10,000 down to 3000 or whatever,

It pumps and you buy back in. But now you can only afford 4 Bitcoins. You sit at 50k thinking about what if you had kept your 10 coins. Stuff like that.

Diesel shortage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roSGeAfr_JU
Plan your portfolio accordingly

>>52302557
Thx for the answers anon appreciates it

Anybody want to bitch about not winning an absurd amount of money from the local lottery?

>>52302490
>I will not explain

>>52302385
if you buy a stock, then it goes down, and you sell it, you lost money. nothing else about your question matters. If you think it's going to go up later, keep it, if you think it's going to go down more, sell it. BUT. Don't base your decisions on meme lines, not if you barely know anything about stocks anyways. Read balance sheets. Then at least you will buy shares of a company that is solvent. Remember, you can only lose everything if you use leverage (don't), you use options (don't) or if the company goes bankrupt (may happen but hopefully you'll pick the good ones, have at least 5-10 positions in your port so unexpected events can't wreck you completely).

>>52302419
This is what I'm talking about. "They Cheated!!" is not an actionable policy for the country. You are only appealing to schizos and boomers who unironically believe everything they read on the internet. Can you even name any Red Team policies that aren't just a knee-jerk reaction to progressive stupidity?

>>52302419
I don't think you understand.. most voters are women and brown people and that's why the world is so incredibly honked

henlo esemgee :)
how r u doign 2day?
hwo r u r stcoks doign 2day?

>>52302262
Have you seen the Wyckoff chart aka the meme chart? You need to live through it in order to be resistant to it. After a huge drawdown you will be very hesistant to buy in again because you will want to preserve anything left and because you will be convinced you got it wrong.

>>52302607
im on a 5 day options trading win streak so im doing great!

YO NIGGUHS, IM ABOUT TO GO VOTE N SHEEEEEEETTT.
Got a little under an hour left in seattle.

Planning to just do a party line republican vote off the following:
https://kcgop.org/

any input from you faggots? I’m probably basically screaming into the void since seattle is a liberal hellhole, but still wanted to do my part as an upstanding nigger of this community to vote red and stick it to president brandon

>>52302502
I don't know. I'm just brainstorming. I'm tired of paying ~10% of my remaining income (after federal taxes) on a state that is solidly blue and does not give a shit about me.
I might consider Florida/texas, but there's gotta be some better option out there. Something more northern, without an aggressively democrat bias, and an income tax below 2-3%... like New Hampshire, actually. Although they lean slightly blue.

>>52301912
Are Jan 2025 calls in SoFi a good play? Advertisement makes up over 30% of their expenses. Considering this will be 2 years in the future I don't think it'd be unreasonable to believe advertising expenses will go down. Furthermore this SoFi is a real bank now so higher interest rates would actual help it. Do you anons think this would be a good play?

>>52302383
>quite literally shilling for neocons
All your other advice or opinions are bad just on this factor alone.

>>52302564
I noticed diesel prices never dipped with gas, It was always above $5 a gallon.

>this thing is going to be a senator

R80 my M80s https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1985&firstMonth=1&endYear=2022&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=0&annualAdjustment=0&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=1&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&leverageType=0&leverageRatio=0.0&debtAmount=0&debtInterest=0.0&maintenanceMargin=25.0&leveragedBenchmark=false&reinvestDividends=true&showYield=false&showFactors=false&factorModel=3&benchmark=-1&benchmarkSymbol=QQQ&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&symbol1=MU&allocation1_1=6&symbol2=AMAT&allocation2_1=4&symbol3=AVGO&allocation3_1=4&symbol4=UUUU&allocation4_1=6&symbol5=CVX&allocation5_1=4&symbol6=LNG&allocation6_1=4&symbol7=OXY&allocation7_1=4&symbol9=HII&allocation9_1=6&symbol10=NOC&allocation10_1=4&symbol11=LMT&allocation11_1=4&symbol12=PANW&allocation12_1=4&symbol13=CDW&allocation13_1=4&symbol14=BAH&allocation14_1=4&symbol15=NSA&allocation15_1=6&symbol16=SELF&allocation16_1=4&symbol17=PSA&allocation17_1=4&symbol18=CUBE&allocation18_1=4&symbol20=NSC&allocation20_1=4&symbol21=CSX&allocation21_1=4&symbol22=GBX&allocation22_1=4&symbol24=A&allocation24_1=4&symbol25=HALO&allocation25_1=4&symbol26=SYK&allocation26_1=4

>>52302564
>>52302689
Yeah how do we profit?

Its a heckin red wave

>>52302648
Go for it. I share your futility.
>t. Jew York

>>52302671
I bought at like 5.27 which was below book value. I think people were insane do dump it that hard, once they turn off the advertising machine most of their customers will stay because people can't really stop paying a loan they took out and the profits will come in

>>52302671
the bottom is not in, unless you want to DCA you could always just wait.

>>52302719
Start refining your oil into Diesel instead of Gasoline

>>52302697
Only 23%of the vote has been counted. It ain’t going any where.

>>52302747
then what am i gonna cook with? i need my french fries

Dems won pennsylvania governor race and senate is soon to follow

>>52302660
I feel ya, check out Kentucky, I don't know their income tax but they're pretty white and their housing is still relatively low, I've been browsing houses there. The funny dichotomy of southern red states and northeastern blue states is their minority population. Southern states have loads of niggers and the people don't like just giving them money to be niggers whereas in the northeast there aren't so many and White people think they're good lil dindu nuffins that just deserve a chance. Kentucky seems like it's kind of in the middle, but I don't really know.

>>52302747
You're not gonna add atoms to the molecules no matter how ya refine it. Existing diesel engines are also all kinds of fucked, you can't do anything without the truck drivers chimping out.

>>52302737
>>52302719
Yeah I'd prolly DCA into shares rn and buy some calls sometime 2023

So pump tomorrow right?

>>52302519
Unfortunately, yes. And That Is A Bad Thing (TM) for everyone who doesn't live in a philosophy paper where every action and event must be "viewed through the lens of intersectionalism" etc... Basically, they may be commies (I will refrain from calling them DAMN commies since they are American), but at least they actually have a coherent platform and set of arguments to back it up.

>>52302678
Look honestly I'm too young to have had any strong opinions on Bush's actual policies, obviously he was very meme-able back in school but the details escape me. BUT. I am quite certain he had policies. And I am not so sure about that for modern R's.

>>52302271
Puerto Rico tax rate is the same as the US. You have to pay allot of money and invest to go through tax loopholes. It is not for the middle/lower class

>>52302768
WayForward better add duel strike to the remastered collection in exchange for the wait

>>52302385
Wash Sale rule for one thing. Basically unless you wait 31 days a nasty surprise awaits you. Wait 31 days it's all good. Buy as much as you want. Wait one second before 31 days and wham the nasty thing hits you.But the key thing; Will the stock still be cheaper in a month's time? That's the rub. Easier thing; just buy more but keep what you got. Your price paid average for the lot of shares will be lowered. Thus you can get more profit (gains) but you don't have to wait for 31 days to pass.

>>52302818
Fuck I thought that was Sami, not April

This Hershel Walker guy can barely talk what the fuck is going on Ameritards explain yourselves

>>52302767
Air fryer, I love my air fryer

>>52302847
They are called representatives for a reason

Bros my girlfriend is 53 but I'm 24, am I doing it, wrong bros!? I DON'T EVEN FIND GIRLS MY AGE ATTRACTIVE ANYMORE.

>>52302847
Rigged and stolen by the real owners
>Fetterman winning should be impossible

>>52302885
based gold digger anon

>>52302847
He run fast with ball tho, how about a TV doctor vs lurch in Pennsylvania, how about a bunch of women vs other women, we have a lot to explain for

>>52302847
I'm pretty sure that dude got tackled a thousand times while playing handegg

>>52302885
call her mommy and suck her toes or else it's gay

>>52302885
She is using you for sexy times because you remind her of an ex or ‘one who got away’. So long as you know she is in fantasy land you are fine.

>>52302885
Macron, you have a country to run

I'm thinking we're back bobros

>>52302719
Start making biodiesel

are the demonrats winning again? what are the financial implications of this?

>>52302904
She calls me her Good boy, I feel like I won a race I didn't know I entered. Take the mummy pill bros

>>52302733
>book value
ah yes let's just check the balance sheet real qui-
> Goodwill + intangibles: two billion US dollars
it's trash for this reason alone

>>52302924
Cheapies a coming.. followed by another fat rate hike by Powell in december right before christmas.. Can hardly wait for the bagging spree.

>>52302768

>your states hope rests on an election between a former heart attack patient vs a fake doctor
the absolute state

REPUBLICHADS ARE WINNING, BOBONIGGERS ARE GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING

>>52302959
>republicans win, they stop and spending grinds to a halt
>democrats win, increase spending and force the fed to tighten quicker
bobo wins either way

Did Arizona succumb to California disease?

>>52302991
Looks that way.

>>52302983
>republicans win and inflation is tamed and jpow prints to serve his party
>demonrats win and the last of our spendable liquidity is spent on gay nigger anal sex awareness

>>52302991
californians fled their wreck of a state and decided to ruin arizona next

>>52302817
Puerto Rico has no cap gains tax.

>>52303014
>>52302991
more like old white boomers are dying out, and mexican nationals moved in

>>52302991
Absolutely. The state has slowly filled up with Valley influencer thots, spics, muzzies, and guys with weak beards wearing pants that are somehow both skinny and baggy.
Fuck, I need to move.

>>52303004
If the democrats win, which they wont, i think it might be the most disastrous thing to happen to the US economy since 2008. They have absolutely no clue what they're doing and have no politicians who are willing to be unpopular in the short term if it means securing long term economic stability.

>>52302983
Republicans just winning the house seems like the base case and that alone stops spending.

Them having the senate would just influence Biden nominees (Yellen's replacement, a new SCOTUS justice if one of the conservatives suffers an "accident", etc.)

>>52303032
arizona has aways been full of mexican nationals

>>52302920
Half of my states refineries switched to biodiesel. Which we export to CA. I think that is contributing to our high diesel prices.

>>52302991
Arizona boomers sold their land and ground water rights to Saudis, who then sucked up all the water to grow cattle feed and ship it back home. Puts on Arizona , dust bowl soon

>>52303067
Mexicans voter whiter than whites

>>52303032
Impossible, surely it's not literally just white men hard-carrying the Republican party...

You didnt appreciate him, now Arizona is dominated by faggot dems and your portfolio will be destroyed. Apologize and you may be spared

>>52302944
the goodwill is from buying the bank that they now use for their bank operations but I get your point, less that I didn't buy it under book value

>>52303138
maricopa is just swarming mexican. its the same story in nevada.

>>52303131
no they dont

>>52303139
fuck that brain cancer faggot. i prefer soldier's who dont get captured

>>52303139
Honestly I would trade portfolio gains just so he couldn’t be back in office, I would rather support a literal Communist who wanted to make me poor over Mr. Wetstart

>>52303139
he kept the affordable care act in place just for yucks cuz he didn't like Trump. Fuck that dude and my insurance premiums.

uranium

I don't understand how the Senate race is so close and the congressional race isn't. Are people actually studying candidates and splitting their vote in 2022? Impossible.

>>52303207
Not all senate seats are up for election. There's no redistricting.
There are only a few seats that could realistically flip red.

>>52303185
Insurance premiums are a fucking joke. My company plan to cover just me $50 sucked outta my check. I added my wife to my plan. That suckage went to over 300. But I'd rather pay the extra 250+ than get hit with a whammy hospital bill god forbid one of us should ever land up in one.

kek nice red wave baggies

>>52303238
Oh ok thanks.

>>52303185

I think it was more self-sabotage by the GOPe. They're truly such controlled opposition retards they railed against ACA purely as chum to fire up the conserva-boomers but had no actual plan ready to replace it that wouldn't get them assfucked next cycle. Gibs are popular and they know it. They knew when it passed they'd never be able to repeal it.

But history rhymes and all that. JPow is setting the scene for them to kvetch about the fiscal crisis and how we need to default on old people (but not Raytheon, or the bond market, naturally). So they're gonna get up on stage and shit their pants yet again, and JPow is gonna get his leash yanked and told to make the interest payments go back down.

>>52303207
A cadaver vs. a turkish millionaire from out of state
Obama's pastor vs. Bill Cosby 2.0
It's hard not to pay attention to the Senate candidates this year. Plus it's a smaller sample size. 30-something vs 435.

I am absolutely tepid that no companies have the ticker DCA
There is a BRAP company though

don't forget CPI guys

>>52303294
>Galway Metals
>Fidelity Capital & Income Fund

>>52302991
All the polling machines started miraculously malfunctioning in right leaning counties. There will never be another fair election in the united states.

>>52303207
Well I don't really give a damn what happens. Bunch of crooks no mater who gets in. Locally the only thing I was hoping got voted no was amendment 1 and 2 to our state constitution. They should not fuck with it. Thankfully it seems like I got my wish.

>>52303332
copety cope coper

>Oregon going red
Never thought I'd see the day.

>>52303279
As long as fertility stays negative literally nothing matters with respect to healthcare. It's a clusterfuck, deterministically.

>>52303332
Hey now we won't know that for another week at least

>copety cope coper

Is rocker back from cleaning toilets yet? He should do a live stream analyzing election night and how he thinks it will affect the markets tomorrow

>>52303312
FUKC YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't matter who wins. we always lose... the vix is fucked beyond fix. the quants have taken over and tricked everyone... brace yourselves for a crash..

>>52303382
whats there to tell? Red "wave" that was hyped up didnt materialize for supposedly the most unpopular president. means biden isnt unpopular

>>52301912
i'm so fucking nervous that dems are gonna win and we're gonna get more fucking vax mandates and covid bullshit and I'm gonna get fired because I don't want to take six shots of this damn poison. Fucking cultists.

>>52303402
>50% reporting
is this your first election?

>>52303410
bro covid is over lmao, only China cares about that now

>>52303410
To be fair it wasn't the dems who forced that on me. My local red team politicians enforced that.

>>52303418
>le 50%
is this yours kek

>>52303410
dems literally cannot win unless they do re-counts and come up with a bunch of fake votes.

>>52303382
Oh I'm here. You're about to see the Senate and the house flip red. In my next video I'll dedicate a section to it.

>>52303420
I still think there's a very good chance that these sick fucks drop a new variant because they're disgusting authoritarians. That next week Biden announces "okay federal contractor mandate is in effect but if you are in those states suing you don't have to comply :)" fucking imagine it

>>52303424
Fair enough, my blue politicians in my state at least pushed against it. I almost lost my job though and now I don't have the money I had in 2021. I can't wait for Biden to get the fuck out of office, worst fucking president ever I really didn't think someone could fuck up this badly

>>52303435
Oh ok
I was hoping for a stream with live call ins from /smg/'s top analysts, but oh well

What's with the wolves and music on page 1? Also I am liking this port I put together. What's the most efficient way to drop 30-40K into it? Lotta stuff still seems expensive/mooned recently. I don't want to buy the tops again...

Futures are so tepidly red it hurts. Why did all the trading start happening intraday now

>>52301912
Wow you mutts vote for trannies?

>>52303435
How do you see senate flipping?
To get 51 votes, I see Nevada, Georgia, Alaska, Utah, Wisconsin as the only ones open. Pennsylvania is already lost considering the lag in philly. They'll find whatever votes they need to keep Oz out.
Nevada seems like an unlikely flip considering the California escapees that'll be fresh voters there, and some of the others are still close. Georgia is a 0.4% gap with Atlanta having most of the lagging poll results.

Why do some stocks show after hours activity and others do not? I am only checking S&P ones. Futures are down too.

>>52303503
I think you'll be surprised. Yes people from Philadelphia are braindead retards, but the rest of the country isn't

>>52303427
Still waiting mail in votes coming till the end of the week counted by our neighborhood riggers

>>52303420
>only China cares about that now
you should really spend some time thinking about why that is, and then you'll realize this shit is far from over

>>52303593
FUCK OFF TO /POL/

>>52303568
Approximately half the country has below average intelligence.

Activate the election FUD

>>52303593
Because it's a great excuse for them to transition their economy while removing dissidents and unwanteds. Anyone that thinks China is doing this over a cold virus is a fucking retard.

>>52303567
If there are no AH trades or if the price action is flat then there is nothing to show.

>>52303621
>Because it's a great excuse for them to transition their economy while removing dissidents and unwanteds.
Thats not what expats and their videos theyve posted to the internet show.

CHINA IS REOPENING IPHONE MANUFACTURING DISCTRICT

BOBONIGGERS ARE DONE FOR

>>52303645
such as

>>52303631
It seems like all of these should be popular enough for people to be trading them as long as it's a doable thing.

If crypto keeps crashing... can /smg/ make a hostile takeover bid to acquire the rest of /biz/?

bobos gettin out

fuck im turnin into a schizo i think the election might be rigged

>>52303683
This board lives and dies with crypto my dude.

>>52303621

Recent history has gotten us used to smart, pragmatic China, but Chinese history is filled with retarded rulers who did insane shit and killed tons of people for no reason, or just to "save face". Mao was just the most recent example. Post Mao CCP has been pretty competent, but what if Xi is actually just a retard who's afraid of the coof, or trying to save face over "defeating" it?

A more charitable explanation is that it's to curb oil demand. I guess it could be that too.

>>52303683
Zoomers don't have the attention span to sit with stocks/bonds/business. Crypto is all they got. Once that's gone so are them'll.

uuuuh bearbros why are the dems losing, dark brandon was meant to win and bring us the crash

Crypto crashing is a bad omen for a potential crash on thursday with a bad CPI number..

>>52303708
Curb demand yes but to also control the population as their property bubble bursts and the global economy shifts. It's pretty stupid yes, but the Chinese people are used to doing stupid shit because they're told to.

Dear god, tomorrow is going to be an absolute shitshow. I hate politics with a passion. Finna sell everything.

>>52303683
I'm going to be so happy when all of the crypto retards go broke and fuck off. Then the bots and shills won't have a reason to be here other than promote leveraged ETFs.

>>52303708
Why the fuck would they want to curb oil demand? They *might* want to curb personal oil demand but their lockdowns curb business oil demand as well which they certainly wouldn't want to do. Your first assessment was correct - xi is a retard. He's a wannabe emperor which is clear by now. Most guys like that end up being retards because only a retard can be entranced by a fantasy of being a big shot king.

>>52303723
dems lose but we still get the crash. happy now?

>>52303654
sweetie...

>>52303766
but wall street said we rally short term on republican win

>>52303768
Damn China is based, they should have told us two years ago only workers at American corporations could catch covid.

>>52303768
old news

>>52303708
Everything that's happening now is about Xi consolidating power to become an unopposable dictator. Other side benefits and costs are secondary. Xi's no retard, but his ambition is infinitely greater than his wisdom.

>>52303775
That was before crypto crashed. Now they have an excuse.

>futures
So... stock market did the election volatility BEFORE any of the results actually came in? This is weird.

>>52303739
>crypto and stocks are correlated
MEDS NOW!

>>52303799
put on your glasses grandpa, both pics are saying the same thing. area AROUND iphone plant has lockdown lifted. area where iphone plant actually is does not.

>>52303721
We have the attention span for options and 3x leveraged ETFs. Matter of fact some say zoomers are browsing this board rn....

>>52303820
real dump begins Thursday
mark your calendar

>>52303844
still bullish because the headline will foster speculation in favor of imminent iphone factory reopening

>>52303683
/biz/ without crypto is like Papa John's without Papa John

>>52303621
This. Its an excuse for Emperor Xi to flex on the population which may be getting uppity because of a) him getting appointed again and b) their housing bullshit. He just locks them down and sits on their faces until they cry hot tears into his suit pant butt cheeks.

>>52303869
So we'll get Papadias?

>inflation going to infinity
>people treating it like a "but abortion" issue
This country is going to fall hard and it's because the people unironically cannot fathom hard times ever really coming and raping them for real for the rest of their lives. It's like watching hubris on a scale of hundreds of millions- people literally don't believe that 'hard times' can go on forever and good times are an abnormality.

>>52304016
What if I told you it literally does not matter what 'the people' believe? Would that make you feel better or worse about the future?

>>52304046
It does matter to me what they believe because seeing dipshits unironically think that everyone can buy an EV means there are fewer people accepting the reality of the situation, regardless of everything else.

>>52304016
if this cpi shows inflation isnt going down we're doomed

>>52303425
no that's why wisconsin pennsylvania and georgia are now neck and neck because I waited 5 minutes.
after they started counting mail in ballots differently it swings wildly until the end of the race.

Looks like it’s gonna be a (barely) Democrat senate and Republican house. Bullish or bearish for stocks?

How do I calculate the dividend from this? Obviously this 30 day yield doesn't pay $14.08 per share in 30 days. Thanks
t. complete retard

>>52303402
We’ll see how another 2 years of Alzheimer’s treats the public opinion of him

>>52304090
step one:
uninstall robinhood

>>52304068
Commodities have not been tamped down by rates at all. The only solution is getting as much liquid as possible and taking out calls on oil as it surges to 200/BBL. This is the future.

>>52304082
Extremely bearish

>>52304119
Yes, I know, theyre gonna go bankrupt at midnight March 2021 but how to calculate divy from this?

>>52304068
its going to come in hot, and it will be hot next month and the month after that

>Democrats mail in infinite fake votes early.
>Republicans don't trust mail-ins, go vote in person where the machines don't work.
At least I have CPI to look forward to

>>52304144
https://trackyourdividends.com/
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/jepi/dividend-history
Track your holdings manually in the first one and check the history in the second one.

the cpi is going to kill the markets up the butt.

>>52304090
Thats the yield for the trailing 30 days. Its a 30 day rolling yield. That its to say, 54.44x0.14= 7.6/12 = 0.63 per share... .63 annualized, is a 14% yield. Now, they paid .60 on 11/1/2022 because they have a 0.35% MER.. Ya dig?

>>52304135
How is it any different from a Republican controlled senate? Biden would still have veto power so either way the outcome is the same. Except the democrats have fetterman in office making them look foolish, and the republicans don’t have Uncle Hershel doing the same

Best outcome, actually

>>52304191
Thank you anon, yea that makes sense that's what I needed

short CPNG. They are missing target for sure. easy money as softbank unloads more.

>>52304016
>He didn't receive his anti-inflation cheques in the mail
not gonna make it

>>52304208
south korean amazon, yeah seems likely
what you thinking bout beyond meat?

>>52304226
holy shit, bros. I’m still in line to vote… it’s been 2 hours

>>52304177
All week it's been election this and election that, now you see election isn't doing shit to the market and you're on to the next bogeyman.

>>52304167
Gracias sir

>>52304232
you should get an american hotdog for voting

>>52304238
The entire market is upside something is going to break. the vix has been trading with the markets. It's not suppose to do that. Something is going to blow and the btc crash is first domino to fall.

>>52304226
>BYND
earnings tomorrow will answer this, curious to see the numbers and the balance sheet

>>52304268
i really wish i hadnt seen this guys butthole

>>52304251
they actually did get us pizza.
I think I have another half an hour to go, minimum

>>52304082

I'm leaning bullish long run, but maybe puke down tmrw because a lot of money managers' political analysis goes as deep as "GOP good for economy" so they'll sell like retards.

Reality is, Dems spend and don't have incentive to want the economy down too much more. GOP is the opposite and answers to rich people sitting on big bond folios down bigly. They want big stock crash pronto, & inflation dead yesterday. GOP happy for Powell to kill the economy, blame it on Biden, boost DeSantis 2024.

Blue senate gives them greater leverage over Powell and means the big crash scenario where the Fed crushes the economy just got much less likely (b/c Brainard would be in his seat). The doves are going to start getting vocal and the Senate is gonna demanding JPow chill with the rate hikes. Look for the BLS to release an "oopsie, turns out there have been huge job losses" combined with a full court media blitz to telling him to pack it in.

>>52304315
I considered coming out to vote just to spite these blue faggots surrounding me, but it's too cold.
Fuck it. Enjoy your pizza, niggy boi. I'm warm and comfy.

How do I smoothly transition into asking for titty pics? Baggie? Anyone?

>>52304232

You're in Seattle nigger. Why the fuck are you voting in faggotville like it matters.

You better tell us it's to get pussy somehow.

>>52304397
they’ve literally already called the senate race and most of the house of representatives seats for washington and I’m still in line to vote…

>>52304403
Ask her what cup size she is

>>52304409
>You better tell us it's to get pussy somehow.
Yes, I’m the pussy kek

>>52304414
Sir this is Wendys

>>52304414
Well look at you refusing to give up even when you know it's over.
You're an hero to us all.

How many people do you see still wearing their masks?

>>52304414
every vote counts

>>52304435
>How many people do you see still wearing their masks?
Basically just me.
I’m surrounded by libs too.
These losers probably don’t know I’m not vaxed.

>>52304439

>>52304439
except for the ones cast by basketball americans

Fetterman bros we won

-0.1% expected cooling in core cpi is bullish right? as long as its decreasing it should be bullish yes?

>>52304489
it could fuel a pivot pump again

Will acquiring brain damage increase my sucess in running for political office?

sup smg, what are the latest cool stocks to lose money on?

>>52304498
>>52304482
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad

>Word is they're NOT stopping the count anywhere in Georgia. They're supposed to keep counting under the new law.

https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1590219662544945153?s=20&t=sSBsu_zC3O-ccZm_GsPUIQ

>>52304403

Adopt an Indian accent and call her "sweet beautiful baby jirl" and ask in broken english to see bobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0up_-oTyE

>>52304498
as long as your opponent is a retarded trump pick, yeah

Will JEPI/JEPQ outperform SPY/QQQ long term? Assuming the dividends are reinvested.

>>52304489
truflation is at 7.32%

>>52304498
stop with the ableism chud

We used to be a country

>>52304489
what pivotfags dont understand is that interest rates wont come down until something breaks or inflation really plummets (ie not 6-7%+)
it's simply not going to happen

>>52304518
most likely not, its not meant to outperform, just build cash with defensive / high divy sp500 stocks

I am tired of these fucking shitcoin threads on this board.

>>52304535
And we used to be a board without shitcoin threads.

>>52304562
This board was created to be the shitcoin containment board, newfren.

>>52304232
You should have early voted, citiboi.

>>52304494
>>52304521
>>52304539
i think we may pump on lower core cpi couple this markets typically gaining like 15% on average after midterm as done.

so if i want to maximize profits on a put, do i buy the bought with a strike price in the money or deep out of the money and much lower than the current price. does the cheaper premium make more money even though the strike price is much lower

>>52304595
holy shit i hate when retards quote "BRO MARKETS ALWAYS PUMP AFTER MID TERMS" as though the 90/100 pump years of the stock market's history isn't somehow skewing that upward
we are in a BEAR MARKET expecting any kind of sustained or major pump is a recipe for failure
and we will be in a bear market until jerome powell walks out to the mic and announces 0 rates again

Futures have been frozen for awhile, this is too scary

>>52304581
I've almost certainly been here longer than you newfaggot and Bitcoin isn't a shitcoin in the first place, I'm talking about d*geb*t and faggots associated thereof.

>>52304608
in the money gives you upside protection, out of the money improves the leverage, but is less likely to get in the money.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/global-markets-view-europe-2022-11-09/

>that headline

>>52304641
>>52304641
>>52304641
>>52304641

>>52304468
Is your answer the opposite of what you meant? You're actually wearing a mask and the libs around you are not? I'm confused since I see many people, every day, with their masks on. Outside. Alone.

>>52304608
OTM can make you bigger gains but only if the price goes down in a big way.
short term expiring can double your money in a day but you easily can lose it all too.
IMO, market makers make the most money off of OTM buyers because it'll swing your way, you won't take profits, then it swings back, you get scared and close it for a 60% loss, then it goes back your way and you panic buy back in.

>>52304632
so if the option volume is low and spreads are shit i might as well not do a deep OTM

I dont like using options, but I also dislike shorting naked with shares in case the stock moons, I'd rather use derivatives to short

How's CLF doing?

>>52304649
If its low volume you can't trust the prices to be fair, unless you're running your own calculations.

>>52304614
yes i think its more likely to pump than dump. equity put/call ratio has spiked massively those puts are going to get heemed when cpi comes in lower.
>pic related for thurs

>>52304659
yeah i'm manually calculating profit for 1-2 year option plays.

>>52302040
>>52302083
Umm, excuse me, I voted for him because it was funny and I want to see him fucking up on TV and saying crazy shit. This is also why I voted for Trump in '16, and Biden in '20. If I cant have JEB!, then I WILL be entertained by clowns and pedophiles.

>>52304678
I meant with black-scholes. i've never done it myself but the difference could mean you're paying 2x as much as you should

>>52304608
OTM options are designed to expire worthless. A delta 25 option has (roughly) a 25% chance of expiring ITM, and a 50% chance of touching the strike. Those are bad odds.

>>52304695
yes 90% of the time I will fail with puts deep OTM but if the profit rate of one is 1000% then i still make money.

>>52304631
I was literally here the first day moot made this board. Within a few hours of him making it, actually. You merely adopted /biz/. I was born into /biz/rael, molded by it. I didn't see the stock market until I was already a man.

>>52304737
Liar. I bet you don't even have a vtech in yo car.

>>52304760
I have a chip warmer that can give me that classic restaraunt style warmth and tuck neatly away behind a cupboard.