/biz/ - Business & Finance

FTX -> Robinhood -> Citadel

Chain of destruction.
GME mooning soon.

>>52295855
ok this one's very subtle

This fucking market is making me cry.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52295855
Ponzi fiat bros.... its over

How could you look at a recovery like this and not realize it’s fake? You stupid bullfags are going to be crying full rivers tomorrow when it all gets dumped.

>>52295855
kek

>>52295865
*Hava Nagila grows louder*

>taco bell charged me for nacho fries, but gave me nothing

today i made money
but not a whole lot
so i still can't afford
to date an e-thot

This crypto crash makes me so happy, bros.

AAAAAAAH GAP DOWN GAP DOWN PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

only down $97 today.

the prophesy is fulfilled

>>52295920
This is like when pilots draw dicks with their transponders. Fuckin market makers.

>>52295855
Guess mine was too obvious,oh well

>>52295836
stop baking early. I hope your fat mother dies tonight in her sleep after you read this you disgusting pig

Power Hour heeming lil Bobo once again

>>52292239

>>52295937
Holy shit Janets lmao.

Nobody is even asking why anymore. Everyone just accepts that there are no reasons for this clown shit.

My chart has autism. My puts are still green. My covered call profits are secured. I love Dark Brandon's shitcoin casino.

You guys ready for the shocking data Thursday that inflation is still bad?

>>52295937
Celcius is a publicly traded company?

>>52295976
yes

>>52295920
>cat market

>>52295989
>CPI and election """results""" the same day

>>52295989
CPI will be 8.0

Guys last night I thought up a brilliant product idea. I mean so brilliant I can't even mention it in the general. Does anybody with a business or marketing degree want to discuss this idea in private? Maybe more than one anon could get in. It could be a grand slam shark tank idea.

what are the financial implications of taking a job with no compensation?

Anyone excited about Workhorse earnings today?

>>52295902
rhyming anon, how you been fren!

>he fell for the dead bear bounce

>>52296040
buying puts

>>52296010
>Celcius is a publicly traded company?
Celsius Holdings Inc.
You're cryptobrained, my friend.

>>52296031
do you shove the product up your ass?

CLOWN
FIESTA

>>52296028
THE ELECTION RESULTS TAKES DAYS AND WEEKS NOW, CHUD! ALL THESE COMPUTERS AND TECHNOLOGY MEANS WE CANT COUNT THE VOTES AS FAST AS WE COULD 50 YEARS AGO

>>52296024
You just know.

>>52296082
I suppose you could but it's not designed for that. It's footwear so to speak.

Roblox is pumping tomorrow

>>52296087
Gotta use an abacus for ultimate unhackability.

>>52295904
Loser

>>52296126
haha seethe harder, crypto fag

shill me some last minute lottos

>>52296031
direct message me on gaysex.com and we’ll talk. my account is bulgariandaddy

>>52296049
PoemAnon here. I'm fine, but I'm still afraid of talking to girls so kind of lonely. I'm also afraid of talking to guys, so I have no friends too. This year, I've lost about $41k in my brokerage account, another $20k in Vanguard, and $68k in my retirement accounts. Luckily I have a job where I'm overpaid, so my total net worth hasn't taken quite as big of a hit (still down though...). I'm listening to a lot of trance music lately, so I'm ok I guess. You can find me in movie night every Saturday.

I have to leave to get a haircut. Hopefully I don't check back in after hours to see every gain today erased! :^)

bobos I can't hear you? where is the exuberance from last bread?

>>52296073
>He thinks I was thinking of crypto
No, the crypto-brained one here is you. I didn't even know that there was some crypto named celcius. I was more surprised that Celcius isn't some sub brand of Pepsi or Monster.

>>52296157
Spy puts expiring tomorrow

>>52296173
>haircut
Just get your wife to do it,dude

>>52296167
that's good you're doing okay. women are overrated bro.

>>52296167
share some trance tunes, buddy

This is wild.

>>52296177
>Celcius isn't some sub brand of Pepsi or Monster.
Celcius *is* a drink. Or Celsius (ticker: CELH) anyway.

>>52296197
strike? was thinking $400c

>>52296177
Lol because knowing the difference *and spelling them correctly* makes ME the cryptobrained one.

>>52296031
I'll fund you 10k at a 100k valuation if the idea is actually good.

I shorted.

I'M TIRED BOSS

>>52296030
Ten percent , take it leave it

>>52296167
My networth is considerably less than yours but it's increasing because I'm not retarded. This 7/10 Asian chick peed on me last night after our first date and trance music is fucking gay.

You have to fuck life instead of letting it fuck you poem anon

Bobros... you shorted again?

>>52296031
ideas are cheap nobody cares fat hands

>>52295937
>earnings
I would short beyond meat but it seems too obvious, i lost money shorting coinbase even though they had bad earnings so Im not real confident about my gambling on earnings anymore

Where are the schizos at?

Fairly wild market.
Don't get HOOKED

>>52296278
Big words from a dude getting peed on

>>52296256
Sorry my education didn't include made up words for temperature or math problems that cost money.

>>52296200
Yeah, I know, but I'm still disappointed in myself
>>52296202
I'm mainly listening to old ASOT episodes, but here's a good track: https://youtu.be/dg7q6ymnXa4
>>52296278
I know, but I don't have it in me though. I'm just a beta loser

Also I'm going to break the reddit spacing rules to call this out: I do NOT have HIV or AIDs. Rocker is making up lies

>Moshe's wild ride

Ok fuck it, you guys are my friends and some of you have deep pockets and nothing to do with the money due to autism. So hear me out. I was having problems with centipedes and spiders in my apartment they are pesky bastards. So I found out that making a mixture of tea tree oil and water, then spraying problem areas will overwhelm them and ward them off. So here my thought. This product will be marketed to boomer women and some white women, but this is definitely a qvc or as seen on tv type product. I'm thought, wait a minute, what if I designed slippers that were infused with tea tree oil, so when you're wearing them it would keep bugs away from you. You'd basically be a moving bug repellent in your own home and never have to worry about bugs crawling on you. Fucking brilliant right? If you won't help me and steal the idea, at least give me a royalty check.

Ding ding ding! How did it go on Election Day 2022 anon?

>>52296316
>being proud of the average american education
You should be euthanized

>>52296221
I know it's a drink. What I don't understand is why this tiny company is its own company and not just a trademark from the likes of Coke.

>>52296346
>-8.54% after daily inflation

>>52296336
How about just keeping your house clean? I haven’t seen anything other than the occasional housefly in years.

>>52296333

holy shit did we actually close green

>>52296312
>doesn't like getting peed on
Ngmi

>>52296326
Juststopcaringpepe.jpg

>>52296336
>bugs
>in apartment

>>52296173
>haircut
>Not having a 1970s manageable style
Anon, it's the 1970s all over again. At least get a perm.

>>52296326
You have it in you poem anon. The big secret is there is no “it” that you have to have in you, you just do it

>>52296346
Im' in cash this week for clown reasons

I'm holding 100 RIDE $3C expiring Friday. No bidders, so I couldn't sell for a loss.

>>52296367
I dunno, why's Red Bull run by a cabal of Nazis deep in the Austrian alps?

>>52296379
Don't shit on my idea. I live in a very old building so do many boomers. You get spiders and shit in old houses and buildings. The boomers will love it.

bobos beclowned themselves again

>>52296400
>TFW you have to share the pod with the bugs

What is some statistic if you want to look up how much capital is sidelined in cash?

>>52296167
I have anxiety talking to people as well. You get used to it and eventually don’t even want to talk to new people anymore. I do kind of envy sometimes those folks that can just talk to anyone.

>>52296346
Made money on QQQ and SPY. My covered calls are doing their thing. I also hit a 405lb squat for 2 reps at the gym today. I might just be the strongest anon on /smg/.

>>52296336
>prebuilding in essesntial oils into clothing
You cant wash the stuff ever. Detergent will extract it out of the item the first time, making your product worthless after washing.
Now, a premixed spray, that has something that can get it to stick on clothes would be cool
Or one of those shoe bomb ideas, where you can imbed the oils in a semipermeable gel. Over time the product will evap out, but it would likely have multiple day's worth of value

>>52296281
No, tomorrow. I think the market will trap bulls on election news.

>>52296431
people just don't interest me, so I don't give a shit to talk to anyone. went to a concert with my gf this weekend and it was my turn to dd because she always dd's and lets me drink and man, i can't stand hanging out with people when i'm sober.

>>52296437
Didn’t make money today but hit 405 for 5 and it’s my deload this week

why doesnt smg discuss earnings anymore? just look at this week >>52295937
there is money to be made here

>DIS

No no no no Chud bros not like this... the bad guys are losing.

>>52296437
>TFW no Liv Tyler GF

>limit order my little 393c lotto for tomorrow
>only one gets filled at .07
>damn unlucky
>comes and fills the last 9 at close
thank you spysama

>>52296408
this is why options on small caps suck. the only ones i'd take are ITM leaps and hide behind the intrinsic value

>>52296400
>>52296427
So can I mark you two down for $100k each for a 1% stake in the company. At this current moment I'm valuing my company at $10 million. Don't miss out. You know all those chink pnd's that go up immediately at open and halt? You know how everyone asks "how can I be one of the guys that buy in early". This is your chance.

>>52296471
because I don't know how to play earnings. I just gamble on calls/puts

>>52296479
Anon, let me put it this way, if tea oil sandals worked to ward off pests, don't you think some Chinaman would have invented it a century ago?

>>52296478
spy trades til 15 after close fren

>>52296470
Very impressive anon. I'll get there next year.

>>52296446
Fair point. But how many people do you know wash their slippers? Maybe some but most just use them until they wear out and throw them away. Either way you have some good ideas too. I think we are actually on to something. Especially if you sold them in places with tons of bugs like south America.

>>52296478
i'm buying some of these too fren good luckt o you

>>52296494
>because I don't know how to play earnings. I just gamble on calls/puts
You can gamble calls/puts on earnings
for instance I was going to get disney puts but you retards are too busy posting about your lame stupid boring lives like is facebook and didnt remind me in time

What does it feel like to experience a bull run? I started in late 2021 so I don’t know what it’s like.

>>52296479
I said I'd fund you 10k for 10%. If you want more than that, you're gonna have to spend a year making some shit prototype and then dump it on some retards at republic with a 7.5m cap. I recommend that you brand it something crypto related by the way, you'll find 10x the investor interest that way.

>>52296524
Enjoy the gains while they last. Progress is slow these days (been in the game for 11 years). I hope to see you back here next year reporting success so I can live through you.

>>52296479
This post reads like someone who just discovered adderall, or meth in your case.

>>52296336
Your competitor is RAID. And I don’t think you’ll crack that market

>s&p at 2:30
lol

>>52296479
I think your idea is terrible. I see no value in it what soever.

>>52296508
Well the fact of the matter is, the product doesn't have to "work" in the first place. It just needs to be marketed well to lonely house wives with a credit card.
>>52296555
I could probably get you a prototype by the weekend.

>>52295937
i went long OXY into earnings, how fucked am i?

what's the most spy normally swings in a day?

>Zuck keeps that one TikTok girl

>>52296596
>product doesn’t work
>I just need 200k to turn it into bud sandals and make 10 million.
Did you even do a small screen survey toward the potential demographic?

>>52296300
>i lost money shorting coinbase even though they had bad earnings
still salty about this, pumped 6% and made my puts worthless because "they didnt lose as many users as the algorithms expected"
fuck

made money today but can't decide if i should make beef stew or chicken and rice soup for dinner

>>52296612
The most? https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/circuitbreaker.asp

>>52296586
Yeah right you fuckin heeb you just filed with the USPTO.

>>52296521
>>52296547
ye I tend to have a harder time with fills AH on SPY so I'm glad it scooped me up before the bell. good luck to you too fren hope we make a few dollars tomorrow

>>52295937
planet fitness has a PE ratio of over 90 currently.

>>52296619
I don't need a survey I have the collective autism of /smg/. We could all get into it together and make quick money off this with little work. We could buy ad space on 4chan to self promote our product then spread out to Facebook and Google.

>>52296619
This is pre-seed, angel investors only. Don't get ahead of yourself on those expectations.
We're betting on the player, not the product.

>>52296611
You'll find out in about 1 minute.

>>52296336
Centipedes and spiders eat other insects bro. If these are a problem in your apartment then you have and even bigger issue here. Have you tried just cleaning house a bit?

>>52296479
>So can I mark you two down for $100k each for a 1% stake in the company.
I'm just here for the free water and for this reason I'm out

>>52296627
I made money but have to wait for the funds I sold yesterday to settle before I can celebrate. Life is hard for pimp
>https://youtu.be/UDApZhXTpH8

>>52296646
I meant like spy closed at $382 and traded between $377 and $385

could spy see $393 tomorrow, cause I just bought calls lol

Wtf please vote RED fat americans. Look at the price of this fucking rotisserie chicken. I could get this at 5 before.

>$DIS

>EPS: $0.30, EST $0.51
>REV: $20.15B, EST $21.26B
chucky miss

>>52296687
if you could would you do her?

>>52296681
This guy gets it.

>>52296694
Just grow your own chicken

>>52296611
Buyout coming any day now. I wouldn't worry about OXY.

How'd we all do today?

>>52296475
i know bro, i know..

>>52296652
what's your average? got 10 at .06319
also what you think spy gonna hit tomorrow?

>>52296690
Could? Sure. Look up the "delta" of your call to see what the market thinks the odds are you see 393.

Alternatively you can convert the current value on the VIX to an implied move on the SPY.

>>52296694
it's like the same price when converted to today's dollars.

>>52296696
yes

Three earnings to consider:
Roblox
Six Flags
Beyond Meat

discuss

Bought more puts today. If tomorrow also up I'm going all in

UPST

>>52296627
Chicken soup, but with noodles

>>52296695
I was typing in the order for puts when it hit 1pm god damn it why didnt you homos remind me in time

>>52296346
+.70%

Where my BNE.TO earnings at?

>>52296346
Up 0.99% (not counting daily inflation)

>>52296721
it's a lotto
see
>>52296712
spy $393 c for 11/9

>>52296508
A chinaman would just eat the spiders and centipedes

>>52296346
pretty gud

HAHAHA EARNINGS SO BAD IT'S HALTED!!!!

>>52296428
Money market funds

>>52296346
escaped the bear trap and came out w/ 25 percent.

I'm shorting Europe and Dow, long nasdaq yryoh

Tech is going to recover

>>52296808
on what?

>>52296680
>You'll find out in about 1 minute.
>5 minutes late

>>52296712
.7 even and I think we'll get a nice gap up on the red wave coming in elections, I think we could see 387 premarket and run up higher in the day. These days tend to be very very volatile so it's worth taking a little gamble.

>>52296694
Costco

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20221108006178/en/Aeva-Reports-Third-Quarter-2022-Results

>>52296821
upstart

>>52296853
bids are still where the last price is

>>52296752
UPST has been my favorite implosion to watch, ever since the product testing I did on them last year.
I should check back some time and see what kind of incredible rates they're offering this year.

>>52296787
Lotto's a fair description. Your broker should have this information but, if not, some place like Barchart has that info: https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/SPY/volatility-greeks?expiration=2022-11-09-w&moneyness=20

So the market gives you about a 5.3% chance the option expires in the money tomorrow.

>>52296819
lol
lmao even

>>52296724
That before was in late 2020. YoY oct is 6.2% in france and 2021 nov YoY was like 1%. Its not the same. I'm getting jewed here
>>52296838
There's no costo here and I'm not going to nigger-run paris for rotisserie chicken.

>>52296882
I don't know why it should, but nasdaq is going to rally 2000 points to the upper trendline

>>52296830
Stocktwits shows it was posted right on time, I dunno man.

>>52296732
>Roblox
could pump, they had an increase of users for some reason

>Six Flags
probably 2-3$ dump, visitors are way down and theyre trying to make up for it by increasing prices per person

>Beyond Meat
this should have shitty earnings but its most likely already priced in, not much more room on the downside to go as its $12

>>52296873
5% chance of touching, about half of that for expiring ITM

any of you play blackjack? is blackjack /biz/ related if we try to profit from it

>>52296873
actually n/m, your screenshot is from 3:46pm prices not closing price

>>52296872
>they're laughing at you for being dumb enough to sign up

>>52296939
>>52296954
Yeah don't take it as gospel. But we're not exactly calculating the Powerball here. 25% vs 5% vs 0.5% is good enough ballparking for telling anon how screwed he is, I'd say.

One of these days I'll beat inflation, one of these days...

I am financially in shambles.

>>52296872
I made some money swing trading that during the bull run but this crash has been epic to watch. How long will this halt last after this brutal earnings report?

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3903903-upstart-non-gaap-eps-of-0_24-misses-0_16-revenue-of-157_23m-misses-12_21m

>>52296999
Hey, it should drop to 8.1% at least come Thursday.

Well anyway, you've heard my idea. Don't miss out. You'll be kicking yourself when I get rich off it, buy 4chan, then eventually buy the Detroit tigers, and finally replacing mark cuban on shark tank.

>>52296872
>UPST
so why the fuck didn't you post about it at all, could've suggested puts to your fellow smggers who havent been watching them implode all year
not a single post about UPST in the last 4 /smg/

>>52296960
I didn't take the loan, but it's true that this did lead to 3 months of spam mail offering me personal loans.
Lots of paper wasted, but in the end it was all worth it as my efforts lead me to a great short opportunity.

>>52296694
€8 fir month old chicken what the heck

>>52296920
i guess it was mostly a nothingburger, no big moves. EPS beat consensus but just by a little

>>52296873
>>52296995
you don't run lottos into close, you run them overnight in anticipation for a market movement. the absurd leverage is what makes them cheap to play. this isn't a play you can just take everyday, you need market moving catalysts and elections are exactly that

>>52297015
Oleary would never let some fat chud onto his ultra rich, investor chair-team.
You're better off trying to join the Irish Dragons Den...

>>52297050
Well presumably that overnight excitement gets priced into the whole "implied volatility" thing, driving up the price of further OTM puts/calls. So it's not really a free lunch.

>>52297050
here's my lotto potential payouts. another /biz/bro in here also took this trade

>>52296707
Adequate

Another day in the books. Nice lazy day. Went into the office for 4 hrs and didn't do nothing. Merely watched the VZ ticker do its thing. Get friday off (paid) due to veterans day.

>>52297018
I have posted about it, multiple times. I don't care enough to spam UPST daily. Search that image hash and it dates back to last September. Back then it was trading around $300 a share.
Got a lot of pushback that the "AI model" made them superior to every other identical personal loan origination clone website, that there was no risk because all they do is originate the loans (false), or that recession would increase their demand and was actually super bullish for them.

It's easy to share a thesis, but you can't give someone else your conviction.

>>52297025
I just meant the background was funny. I think I tried to get a no fee 14% loan before the crypto bull run.
personal loans are vicious.

Is this a UPST board now?
Bring on the shitty Cielo-tier memes.

>>52297132
yeah whenever i have genuinely good ideas it's always shit on too. the people here are morons that cant think 1 day in advance. they're just gamblers that want immediate results

>>52296999
God I wish that were me.

>>52297131
My rule is if I don't get the day off, I don't give a fuck about the holiday. Juneteenth? Columbus day? Fuck that shit.

i'm starting to realize i'm not really good at this day trading thing..

>>52297189
The fuck you just say about Columbus day?

>>52297191
give it time

>>52297219
I said it. Fuck that WOP thinking he owns the place and Leif Ericsson gets the shaft. Don't even be posting your Sopranos memes either.

>>52296685
Spiders go fucking everywhere. They climb up through walls and vents, and baby spiders leave webs all over the house and die of starvation. More importantly, bugs will be fucking everywhere if you're in a warm, wet climate, no matter how much you clean, and only winter can stop them. This shit could be marketed to boomers retiring to florida.

>>52297219
I think he means Indigenous Savages Day.

upst started trading again. down 22% lol

>>52297050
>you don't run lottos into close, you run them overnight in anticipation for a market movement.

why dont you people just play with like 7dte options instead of 1dte?

>>52297132
I would've thrown a few grand at a short if you named the pic Upshart.jpg.

>>52297263
I do. I made decent today with 1dte. Except I wnet to the bathroom before that mega dump and lost my ass on my calls.

>>52297241
yeah well i don't get your birthday off, so fuck the day you were born too! fucking prick

>>52297289
I have no birthday. I have always been and always will be. I bet you take off all those fake holidays like Rosh Hashana and shit though.

>gambling on DIS calls
>bagholder within 5 minutes after close

>>52297241
Leif Ericsson was a snow nigger that hugged a coastline and tried to settle a snow covered frozen shithole. Based Columbus sailed the open sea, went where it was warm and fucked qt naked Carib women. Italian chads win again.

>>52297318
For the last time, people, inflation causes everyone to cut back on discretionary spending.

Only once hyperinflation kicks in do you get compulsive buying.

this general feels like a little boat just gently bouncing along in a sea of pink wojaks

>>52297263
Because we aren't fags. Well some of us aren't.

>>52297343
it was an earnings gamble

>>52297345
All smiles abord, captain.

>>52297357
Yeah, but you can just gamble the other way.

>>52297348
>Because we aren't fags.
there is nothing gayer than 1dte options... except 0dte options

>>52297345
Just keep you arms in the boat fren

>>52296102
Will the niggers wear it? I'd be down for backing an enterprise that takes tax money back from the darkies

>>52297332
>Racemixing with indios is cool vs. being the TRUE first yuro in Ameristan

>>52297394
We on a boat

>>52296346
Up 15%, thanks to my some Minnesotan semi foundry shooting up 30%.

>>52297345
Ahoy!

>>52297101
IV wasn't high, and yes theta will obviously take it's cut but it the losses won't outpace delta gains unless you're holding them into close for some reason.

>>52297114
Based, we either get a nice little runner tomorrow or we're down a tank of gas. Comfy.

>>52297263
That's not a lotto then. Contracts are way more expensive and while there's a cushion you're still getting hemmed by theta. If I'm playing for literally just tomorrows market movement why would I not buy the cheaper contracts that will move more? If I'm wrong I'm out $70 who cares, if I'm wrong on a weekly I'll still be out $50 and have less potential gains (and also be tempted to hold it and see how it plays out).

>>52297345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

Register as guest and tune in

https://investors.aeva.com/events-and-presentations/event-details/2022/Aeva-Technologies-Inc-Third-Quarter-2022-Earnings-Call/default.aspx

>>52297481
yup. it'll give me a little play money for my monthly casino trip

AMC

>>52297546
Got my calls im ready for the baggots to pay me

>inflation hotter than expected
>Republicans win house and senate
>"recession" officially starts getting shilled by msm and dems
>spy to 3200

There arn't any more bulls right? Everyone knows were going to continue a slow dump for another year

>>52297585
I'm still a bull, but also zoomed out to the max, and only stagflation scares me.

>>52297585

There's still time to vote Chuds

>futures

>>52297582
>inflation 7 handle
>reps win house and senate
>end of mid term rally into thanksgiving rally setting up year-end santa rally

Be glad you guys aren't using Robinhood... jeez

>>52297701
>santa rally
I hear those sleigh bells jingling...

>>52297689
i already fucking voted no to having the sale of recreational marijuanna in my town, and no to early voting. then i voted a strait republican ballot except the fucking female treasurer they put up, i voted for the libertarian in that race. what the fuck else do you want from me?

>>52297442
My canadian steel company is doing well too. I wonder why metal companies are performing strong. STLC:TSX

>>52297723
>i voted for the libertarian in that race
this is always a mistake, someday you're going to get a democrat

>>52297738
i live in connecticut, we have had democrats running this state into the fucking ground for as long as i've been of voting age.

GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF ROBINHOOD NOW
Please listen to me anons

>>52297722
>>52297701
I'm sure there will be a Santa rally in December just so jews that hate Christ/white people and America can rug the fuck out of goyim (again) and make bagholders for the next leg down in January

>>52297706
I use robinhood and literally not my fucking problem.. why would you invest in ipos during a global recession and hyperinflation where even bluechips tank 20% in a day

>>52297833
This is surprisingly plausible. March 23 puts it is.

>>52297858
that little beer gut she has is cute not gonna lie

Why are Republicans like this?

>OIL futures

Kek, the new Black Pather film comes out soon. Another pile of cash flowing into Disney's coffers. So you know the earnings miss today won't be such a big deal next time.. P.S - That Araon Carter dude wasn't such a bad guy after all. Hell he got to bang both Duff and Lohan back in the day.. Lucky fucker.

>>52297827
I don't recommend goyhood to anyone but it's FDIC insured

>>52296336
you're absolutely retarded

>>52297872
>>52297858
It took me a long time to figure out throat fucking little pig sluts like that is way better than simping for prime puss that expects a bunch of Instagram tier meme shit just for some boring sex where she doesn't put any effort into it

>>52297008
Psalm 23, bless you.

>>52297875
Don't care, voted Republican down the ballot.

>>52297689
I voted all republican. get fucked commie

>>52297927
I presume this is financial advice.

>>52297927
yup. some of the best fucks are the cute ones that are a little chunky/got a little beer gut

What is /smg/ drinking tonight?

https://youtu.be/BH5-rSxilxo?t=129

>crypto commercial
Now THIS is comedy.

>>52298001
coffee now, pre workout when i hit the gym, then a protein shaek when i get done

>>52297967
It really is.. you could fuck her for like $10 worth of bud lights whereas higher tier chicks are used to simps flying them somewhere for some puss

>>52298001
it's only tuesday anon...

>>52295167

>>52298001
Had pic related before,might drink a blue gatorade later

>>52298067
if you treated her like a decent human being and talked to her nicely, bought her dinner, showed her a good time, she'd probably fuck you on the first date.

>>52298093
Almost

>>52298075
I worked 40 hours fri/sat/Sunday and if I want to drink 10 beers tonight and type nigger on the internet there is nothing you can do about it

>>52298001

>>52298067
>>52297993
>>52297927
>>52297967
We can all agree that 6/10 - 8/10 girls are better lays and cheaper on average. This is financial advice, marry a girl that is below your league. She will never cheat on you and she will appreciate even the smallest gifts.

>>52298096
You are an imbecile.
Women do not want to fuck a guy that treats them well

>>52298001
Tequila sunrise, then I'll switch over to bud light.

>>52298004
>Larry David is portrayed as a guy with unorthodox yet inevitably correct takes and opinions.
>Hire him for your commercial and portray him as the perennial guy in the wrong.

>>52298133
don't be an asshole, but don't be a simp. don't abuse her, but don't be a cuck either.

>>52298122
if your drinking effects your work then you are an alcoholic. if it doesn't then keep drinking till it does.

Women live in a state of fear 24/7. They do not open their legs until they are in the presence of a strong male who can protect her. They especially want a man who treats her with indifference. They don't want a man to chase her. They want to convince a man who is not interested to notice her

>>52298001
Water. Alcohol makes you weak.

>>52298122
based anon.

>>52298172
You know absolutely nothing about how women think

>>52297165
>yeah whenever i have genuinely good ideas it's always shit on too. the people here are morons that cant think 1 day in advance. they're just gamblers that want immediate results
They don't even try to discuss strategies for earnings, its just blog posting about life issues anymore. It wasn't always this bad, used to be able to get some good picks occasionally.

>>52298172
>>52298211

It's a mix of these two. The 7/10 chick that peed on my last night specifically talked about some of these topics. 99% of women inherently want to be submissive in a relationship regardless of whatever "boss bitch" energy they are faking.

>>52298075
Drinking anyway

>>52298292
>"Dominate me."
>"Even though I'm a bossy cunt."
Women like that aren't worth it to begin with.

>>52298255
I told you niggers about roblox puts last week and dkng calls this week I dunno what else you want from me faggot. The markets are closed and you are just bitching because you are a bagholding retard that wants to be spoonfed

>>52298332

>>52298341
It's a shit test to weed out betas. If a girl is a bossy cunt the correct response is to tease her back or mock her. She will respect that more than you being a cuck or simp and her demeanor will change if she thinks you are fuckable at that point

I will buy Tesla at 100 USD, simple as.

>>52298292
Have you learned about containment yet?

>>52298382
yup. if she hits you with the sarcasm, hit her back with it 2x as hard.

>>52298292
>>52298255
>>52298232
>>52298218
>>52298215

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>>52298382
Shit-testing is one thing, but being an unsavory tart is another and even other girls will oust her.

>>52298382
>>52298341
I started dating a bleeding heart liberal borderline SJW and within a year I have her cooking, cleaning, wanting to homestead, and calling other girls sluts if they do not dress conservatively.

>DIS
UH OH STINKY!

>>52298479
fine line between these two

How do I apply for a janny? I would ban all the blog posters so hard. Go to reddit

>Lucid
>Rivian
I'm sure these new luxury car makers will do fine in the upcoming financial crash

>>52298408
Yeah containment is based

>AXON
Its literally that easy.

New

>>52298520
>>52298520

>>52298516
Wait until Rocker fires the crack whore and apply for her position

>>52298516
Nice blog, is that a cock pube sticking out of your teeth?

>>52296175
Tomorrow you son of a bull, tomorrow