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lol lmao

SPY IS LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY A FUCKING SHITCOIN

375 close

FREEEEEEEE FALLIN’

>Mumu LMAO lol

was there news that dropped or what

FTX is the first of Citadel pawns to fall. Next is Robinhood. All will fall until GME squeezes out of the ashes.

Looking forward to see the board full of freshly minted AI pink wojaks

>>52293478
>>52293502
Guys make sure you're putting "even" after your lmao. Thank you.

>that spy formation

holy shit

thread theem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNRdZZiYS1w

I can't keep up anymore, why are we dumping?

>>52293524
Too many buttons to type, sorry.

BUDDY LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER

fuck this gay shit, i was having a nice profit today now i am back to last week

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
STOCKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPARATE FROM CRYPTO

Fucking cryptomonkeys ruining everything as per usual

>>52293514
Leaked picture of biden’s cock came out. Filthy, covered in smegma, and CUT!

Holy shit this shits about to go parabolic down, buy puts now Jesus fuck

>>52293514
Obviously yes, but we're not glowfaggots, so we're not allowed to know what it is until insiders and glowfaggots are done moving things around in response to the news that only their insider/glowfaggot caste is privy to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32epQgWiGJo

>I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key
>DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me
>I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key
>DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me
>I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key
>DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me
>I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key
>DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me
>I got money on my beeper, dead trees on my phone
>They call me Mick Jagger 'cause I 'Roll a lot of stones'
>It's a whole lot of clones but only one Sweet Jones
>Turnin' whores to carnivores, they just can't leave my meat alone
>It's been a long time since I busted on a glock
>But every corner that I hit, I left it screwed up and chopped
>Marooned up and dropped, like my Biarritz on top
>Let the motherfucker bleed until it drip and let it drop
>I'm still that young boy that had a pocket full of stones
>But now I'm sick and simply rich, grippin' wood and flippin' chrome
>I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key
>DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me

Real talk though what caused this point of inflection.

>>52293552
bitcoin is leading the charge down. 15% spy to follow

I don’t understand why bitcoin dumping causes the stock market to dump. How are the two correlated?

>>52293526
Ok it actually does look like a fucking cat wtf

>>52293591
Unironically the J-

>BTC below 18k

>>52293517
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THERES NO BRAKES ON THIS ONE BUY VOLATILITY NOW RETARDS

I wish someone would have explained to me that the only way to have a meaningful life is to join a gang.

>>52293621
CandleJe-

>>52293591
BTC margin call liquidation

>>52293616
Crypto exchanges keep collateral in bonds/stocks, so when they get margin called they gotta sell shit.

>>52293564
Both are traded using computers, I'm not sure I see any difference.

the next big leg down for buttcoin is about to happen lol

>>52293583
Probably means republicans are going to win midterms and the Jews are punishing the goyim for it.

I know what's happening

>>52293658
Cryptoniggers strike again.

i am just so fucking mad.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>>52293526
>>52293620
We almost got the full kitty pattern

sub $378 come on bobo

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT BUTTCOIN COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>52293671
the steppe gril

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

CALL THE DAMN MATCH YOU STUPID BASTARDS! HE'S ALREADY FUCKING DEAD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLOSE THE MARKET!

>>52293625
It's actually happening...

Look at finviz right now and telling me that the "finance press" isn't openly an insultingly farcical scam.

>>52293709
Write to your congressman

>>52293581
>US president fails annual penis inspection
Sad day for all Americans.

>>52293701
That's actually impressive

CIRCUIT
BREAKERS

eye wonder who cud b behin dis....

>>52293781
AI has gone too far.

>>52293790
reminder there are no circuit breakers for the final 30 minutes of trading

>Anon, I don't hear capitulation.

mega post election pump tomorrow

every pump is getting shorted twice as hard

so while losing $60k this year I also,
>quit drinking
>quit smoking weed
>quit coffee
>quit eating pork
>quit eating fried foods all the time
>exercise a lot
>read about options
>read the bible
and still all i want to do is push in Barry Diller's eyeballs with my thumbs. what do?
>

>>52293701
How long till they shut it down. The AI is learning too fast.

shitcoin is down 15% jesus fucking christ

>>52293833
Just wait until it's actually AI and not a black box gimmick picture recombinator.

>>52293781
I'm going to crack open an ice cold bang's to celebrate today

>crypto market
>1/3 of AAPL mkt cap
I'm not going to believe this small market of clown money is even affecting the stock market.
something else must have woken up the long nose tribe. CPI leak? hedgie blow up?

we close green boyos..

source: i want to believe

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

When do I slurp DOGE?

DEHEEMED

>sold my coin puts a week and a half ago
fuck you sft

Btc is 17k. Crypto kiddies are getting heemed.

I'm glad it's happening

>>52293514
Election Day everyone’s scared

I solded my VIX calls sorry bobros, this is a temporary dip in a relief rally and there will be a better buyin

I'm not making the same mistake five times

>My PM holdings have actually gained more than stocks
>and held support
Surprising. Maybe I can offload my bags I've been holding since Feb 22' soon.

>>52293873
Who?

>>52293847
>Pivot talk again? Let's hike 100bps
>Then you pivot right?
>Ok another 100bps
>QE?
>100bps? Got them

man am i glad i cashed out last week

>>52293964
Don't get too excited unless it breaks below 17k. As of now it's still just a double-bottom.

>crypto kills the market

kek, baggies

>>52293775
What’s he hiding? Clinton had at least 9 of those

>>52293701
I like how this one has layers to it. It's almost like poetry.

lol at this fake recovery they’re trying right now

>>52293909
Realistically, I think it's not anything that unusual. It's an election day. We're all so brain-scrambled by clown market, but the simple fact is, normally, greater uncertainty = people go risk-off = stocks get sold. The morning was just retail being retarded as usual, but what we're seeing now makes sense for an election day.

Are the markets scared because democrats are about to steal another one?

V SHAPED RECOVERY

If you got stopped out and are tired of living through a clownworld market that's just openly a total scam designed to force you to go dig holes as slaves for a priesthood caste full of criminals and gestapo, don't forget to go vote!

>>52294033
why the fuck does the hand have 7 fingers? Who ever drew this must be the most retarded anti-semite in history.

>>52294013
DXY is down too though, unless you cashed out into Euros?

>>52294042
>just looked at chart again
Nvm we're closing green lmao

>bitcoin goes from 18k to below 17k in a single candle
>immediately pumps back to 18k on the next candle
lol what the fuck

V SHAPED RECOVERY

>>52293909
It does, but only because margin calls trigger liquidation of other securities. The level of volatility crypto is experiencing right now has to spill over, but will probably recover fast as selling is limited to these effects. Sucks for bulls, but it's still a bear market overall.

>>52294029
Biden is actually just Hilary Clinton as a post op tranny. It's going to be leaked after midterms.

>>52294050
if the democrats steal another one, we're going to take back our republic and put trump in power again once and for all.

SHORT TSLA, GME, NVDA

HURRY BIZ HELP WHAT ELSE WILL DUMP WITH CRYPTO THAT HASN'T ALREADY DUMPED

>>52294076
WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT PEPE IT IS HONKLER WE DISCUSSED THAT ALREADY THIS MORNING IN DEPTH

>>52294079
That has always been a thing with crypto

>>52294042
so. what would be the expected effects of either democrat or republican win on the market?

>>52293886
I missed out on so much gains when buying silver, gold, farmland, forests, apartment and a house instead of putting it all into bitcoin. Ngmi. The apartment and house already lost value fml, down like 10% if I would sell something I intend to keep my whole life. Advice stock wizards? Oh, sold all my stocks in November. I don't understand how anyone can be so financially fucking retarded that they think this stagflation with high interest rates will go away in anything shorter tha 5 years, I think 10 myself. Oh, I have 0 debt btw.

crypto canary is fucking dead, only CPI hopium is keep the stock market up

>>52294146
Democrat win = good for the upper class = stocks go up. Rep win is the opposite obviously

the next dump is going to be violent

>>52294067
>HAVE YOU GOTTEN STOPPED OUT?
>ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING IN A CLOWN WORLD?
>HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ELECTION MEMES

>>52294072
>whoever drew this
>now understanding the number 7

You are such a retarded piece of shit Baggie

Where did all the mumus go who were asking "WHY LE DIRECTION CHANGE" ? Aren't you going to ask why it's reversing a 4th time today?

>>52294009
>NETFLIX WILL ALWAYS BE KING. I WONT EVEN SPEAK THE ORANGE MAN'S NAME.
like i said before, one long humiliation ritual. It's all temporary. The money, your physical flesh, the hatred, the anger, the happiness. its all just temporary bullshit. all of it.

WE TOOOOOOL YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAAT

DID YOU GET STOPPED OUT?
DO YOU DISLIKE HAVING THE CIA AS A PRESIDENT?
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HUMAN CIVILIZATION

>>52294192
actually makes sense. however, would it also mean that biden has free reign to fuck over the markets whenever he wants?

>>52294122
>SHORT TSLA, GME, NVDA
Please short GME. That will be very painful, for you.

-SPY221109C400 these are .01 right now

>>52294122
At least TSLA was smart enough to sell their bitcoin at a loss.
Gotta give some credit for that.

>>52294296
>down 55% over the last year
kill yourself GME baggot

>>52294118
Trump never had any power and you know it. The whole system was against him during his entire presidency, the media, Hollywood, the deeply entrenched bureaucratic deep state, the intelligence agencies, his own party, etc

>sold my HOOD puts for $700 gain
>if I held I would have 80k right now

How do I cope with this?

>>52294334
>7.4 billion company
Good luck shorting. You won't outlast the internet.

>>52293591
SFB the Jewish fagoot and biggest donor to the dems.

>>52294296
sure buddy, now go back

what ridiculous OTM options to buy for tomorrow calls or puts?

Is INTC a long term buy yet?
It's at a near 5 year low

>>52294355
>will dilute in the next couple of quarters
>options don't have interest
kill
yourself
GME
baggot

>>52294415
it can always go lower

>>52294392
I gamble on calls. Market just wants a relief rally, they don't actually care about the reason.

>>52294426
>will dilute in the next couple of quarters
No they won't. 0 debt and investments in ecommerce and tech are paying of.

>sold my puts for a $6 profit when I could have made almost $300
might as well get the fucking rope

>>52294296
i already made 80% on GME puts from this morning guy

>>52294461
hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>52294375
Ain't even mad if that's the case.

uh equitybros... are we the tail to crypto's dog? Are our portfolios being wagged by cryptofags?

>>52293515
Well I make 40000% off LUNA, if FTT really shits the bed to .005 I'll buy.

Since I'm a massive faggot I only bought 1.50$ worth of LUNA to shit on baggies

>bitcoin bounced $1000 off one 5 min candle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M RECOOOVERING

I know this is the wrong place to ask for this but I'm not going out there with all the screeching retards
Does anyone have the link of that one site with the BTC liquidations etc?

why did I put my money into a jewish ponzi

>>52294556
Technically this is bullish for bitcoin, since a lot of imaginary bitcoins are about to get deleted. All these bitcoins had already been leant out as collateral for other people to buy bitcoin.
Massively bullish.

Ah yes, the index of the world's biggest companies. My favourite shitcoin.

>>52294595
Bro your money IS a Jewish Ponzi.

>>52294223
fuck you anti-semite

>>52293542
>why are we dumping?
because there was never any reason to pump

>>52294461
retard they already previously approved dilution

>>52294490
>900 million left after major investments
They are not going to dilute anytime soon. Major investments are done and there is still $900MM in the war chest left - which includes a $200MM backstop for share buybacks in case Citadel tries to rug.
For now the community and partners will be building on the tech site, while customer support and marketing will ensure massive ecommerce growth. Gaming is traditionally an industry which quietly grows during recessions while all else is falling.

SPY IS A GOD DAMN SHITCOIN

>>52294595
you put your gold in USD?

cnbc is currently telling us that this happening because of investors "weighing election results."

>>52294230
That unironically looks like a fun ride...

>>52294623
baggie, you need to go back.

debating on buying 50 spy $400 calls for tomorrow

Does anyone have the coom cat?
Google is just giving me Maine coons.

Really, though, it's fucking wild how much money gets pushed in and out of this shit to cause these changes in valuation so fast.

>>52294631
>spent billions creating a jpeg marketplace that is producing zero revenue
>hasn't fixed systemic issues causing the company to bleed out in revenue every quarter
>macro environment is far worse than it was a year ago
lmao i can't wait until you reddit faggots get diluted on
i will ruin your threads and you'll be forced to go back to where you came from

Sour hour? Power hour? Crab hour?

>>52293873
You'll bounce back, your health is (mostly) worth more than that

>>52294595
The first rule of stock trading is to have fun!

>work out for years
>finally become /fit/
>can't wear t-shirts because nipples always protrude in ridiculous and shameful way
any stocks for this feel?

>>52293436
Whens the Election rally, Bros?

>>52294703
NGE,BABA

>>52294703
Wear those nips proudly

>>52294556
best I can do

Robinhood is heavily leveraged into crypto. I suggest starting to move your shares onto Fidelity.

>>52294708
2 more weeks because that's how long these cocksuckers are going to take to """count""" it all.

>>52294652
>baggot spends time on /ck/
Makes a lot of sense now.

>>52293436
Massive head and shoulders on TSLA 3 month/1 week candles. Be sure to ignore this and lose money. TSLA share price was at $220 when I wrote picrel, btw.
>source: dude trust me

>>52294708
ended during lunch bro

>>52294733
I actually think I'm going to close all my positions and start with a new broker. Is transferring shares a bitch? I can just sell the shares and transfer the money out if it's easier.

>>52294685
It's fun to make money

>>52294733
Kek

So we're just going to crab...............................................................again?

The S&P is a shitcoin.

Can we get a NEXT LEG DOWN BOBROS? WHOS FUCKING READY

>>52294782
Transferring shares is a bitch. It’s a good option if you don’t wanna sell for tax reasons.

>>52294782
It's really easy it's just an online form. However sometimes a fee is charged and it normally takes a couple weeks to go through. Look up ACAT transfer. I've transferred a number of accounts out of robinhood before.

>>52294811
Fuck it I'll just liquidate and move the money. I was starting to get nervous anyway. There is nothing backing you up if Robinhood goes under. They are not FDIC insured.

>>52294708
republicans are not bullish for the market. gotta fight inflation and decrease gov't spending

>>52294782
I know I guy who's been trying for months to get his shares transferred to TD Ameritrade. They basically just won't do it

>>52294807
We all know how midterms will turn out, so we wait on CPI

It's 5pm
How did you do today /smg/?

AND JUST LIKE THAT

>>52294870
I took this week off trading,all cash

>>52294870
I believed in POWER HOUR, came out green as fuck

I got fucking CHOPPPED

>>52294682
Is it though? because now all i want to do is commit acts of violence on tiny hat wearers. I unironically think i want to move to iran and join up with the taliban and put my capital to work fucking with the US energy markets. I hate these jews more than anything. everything (but money and physical health) have been taken from me. I care about no one. I dont even want to be here any more. All i want to do is wake up the goys. but that's a tall task. Imagine if all the gun toting maga republicans and goyball watchers decided to stop hating each other based on the color of our skin and started hating jews based on their deeds. Im just so fucking mad. I hate everything. What is even the point of being healthy like this when all you do is sit in solitary confinement every day? I would rather go back to jesus. I just want to rage

>>52294392
UVXY 100c for january

>>52294652
I haven't been there in a while, i'ma go check it out.

>>52294939
t.

>>52294848
Taxes though anon?

>casts REVIVE

>>52294848
so cut medicare and social security?

>>52294848
they will at least curb democrats increased spending and make guys like manchin and sinema a little more irrelevant

All those voting machine failures in republican areas are just a coincidence, goy

>the market right now

>>52294953
>tfw no al/ck/ threads anymore

is there a legal way of not paying taxes?

this is a nice pump, but we all know it is only to soften the CPI giga dump. Get your green while you can

>>52295088
Yes, but I'm not telling you glowie.

I don't know how you guys aren't alcoholics or drug abusers. This is fucking insanity.

>>52295088
be jewish

>>52295088
Yea but you gotta pay a bunch of tax attorneys to set up trusts and shell companies and so you need a lot of money for that

dont forget to get your AMC calls in, baggots WILL pump it for a bit no matter what their CEO did to fuck them over

>>52295110
i wouldn´t mind converting so long as i get to keep my precious dick as it is

>>52295019
I'm not going to lie, this country needs some serious entitlement reform. Damn near half the fucking money the federal government spends is on entitlements. We could actually solve the debt problem by just eliminating social security, snap benefits, section 8 housing and medicare, but the anti-semites would chimp out and grandma and grandpa would have to move in with their children, so it'd be real tough to make it happen, but fuck, half the fucking budget is just gibs.

>>52295088
Yes. You can move to a state with no income taxes and live off of less than 40k of qualified dividends per year.

>>52293483
>SPY IS LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY A FUCKING SHITCOIN
the theory posted around here that it is driven against majority investment just to bleed money out of the system as a retarded way to combat inflation and reduce the money supply makes more sense than whatever anyone else wants to come up with to explain that shit and piss dump at exactly 1:15 PST

>>52295146
t. an admitted democrat

Put the .357 in the wheel gun and spin it.

>>52295107
I drink 6 days a week and gamble online almost daily. It's the only way I can survive the combination of clown market and clown world.

CPI WHEN

>>52295146
Actually incorrect. Half the fucking budget is military, and by military I mean gibs to contractors. But yes, half of the other half is gibs, and it's disgusting, but good luck cutting gibs when literally half the US will chimp out the minute you do

>>52295146
as of 2012 "non discretionary" spending accounted for ~61% of the budget

>>52295188
Same. Once GA legalizes gamba, it's over for my degenerate ass.

>>52295146
Or we could just get rid of the jewish federal reserve and solve the debt problem by getting rid of what was purposely created to create debt and suck wealth out of nations to enslave them

so that dump was just options goomblers like me closing out puts for a loss and then the MMs relieve their hedges and then the goomblers started buying puts again at the bottom making it go back the other way. Imagine all the time i spent this year learning about spreads, long gamma, short gamma, delta neutral hedging, all for it to just be a waste of time. you cant win with jews here.

why is there a wolf splash image on the front page of this board?

>>52295088
Taxes are illegal stay woke.

Hey guys I just got into trading what am I in for?

>>52294079
For ETH it was $1225. There was no time to catch that knife.

>>52295264

what clown market
spy gonna go back to 385 isn't it

>>52295107
>implying

>>52295219
It's been a blessing here in Michigan. There are so many online casinos fighting over market share that they are constantly handing out free credits and deposit bonuses. It's the golden age of gambling. Fuck Las Vegas, it's in my apartment now.

Tell me the NYSE will survive the collapse of American society. I need reassurance.

>>52295264
Becoming a long term investor.

>>52295294
No, but the good news is that where we're going, you won't need your portfolio.

>>52295294
that's one of the first places the maga republicans should kill everyone at

/biz/ catalog has music now.

>>52295264
riches beyond your wildest dreams

>>52294323
These better print anon.

>>52295294
It will be replaced by the Global Food Council and CBDBC's (Central Bank Digital Bug Credits)

>>52295332
I wanna buy 100 of them but i'm too much of a bitch.

>>52295088

Ya. Pic related.

Also I hope you people understand how bearish it is if the GOP takes the Senate. It means Biden can't remove him for crashing this bitch with no survivors. JPow gets to be Volcker, market gets cut in half, Wall Street gets their bond folios rescued, GOP blames Biden for the recession as a setup for 2024.

>>52295195
More money is spent on interest payments than on military

>>52295195
thats only discretionary spending which is ~39% of the total budget gibs is the biggest piece of non discretionary spending which is ~61% of the entire budget

>>52295153
>live off of less than 40k
In this financial climate?

I will once again warn all of you using Robinhood to get the fuck out.
They are extremely leveraged in Crypto and they are slowly bleeding out.

Get the fuck out. GET THE FUCK OUT.

I'm watching the wizard of lies on HBO about Bernie Madoff. I think /smg/ needs to make a Ponzi scheme like Bernie did and we will just set up baggot as the fall guy.

>>52295332
whats your cost basis

>>52295264
>The mark of a civilized man is to read a column of numbers and weep, or something.

>>52295380
I only spend like 20k a year.

>>52295354
Low IQ post. None of that will happen.

>>52295390
Careful, Madoff only got got because he Jewed some Jews.

>>52295380
>live off less than 40k
>in this financial climate?
no, in a cold arid climate
you're moving to north dakota!

>>52295390
I am genuinely shocked at how fucken retarded Baggie is. He is the ultimate inverse signal.

>>52295195
no we spend like 5 times more on gibs than the military, look it up.

>>52295107
I don’t see an issue here

>>52295443
Now do Israel gibs.

>>52295422
We will be exclusively jewing Jews.

>>52295294
there was a market on wall street before america became a constitutional republic, and there will be a market there after the fall of the republic. just ask the jews.

>>52295314
All because some imaginary money is apparently slightly more worthless than before

this board is a joke

>>52295472
we spend more on israel gibs than we do other gibs

>>52295492

>>52294392
I'm selling some QQQ $275 calls for Nov 9. You can buy those, anon.

digits and I buy 100 spy $400 calls expiring tomorrow

>>52295294
NYSE is a meme at this point. It does nothing a server farm in New Jersey can’t handle

>>52295485
that's the bias I wanted confirmed

Why are there wolves on the board?

>>52295485
The brothers are waking up to your evil kinfolk, baggie

bought a CPNG call because some anon left a tip about their earnings

>>52295478
That’s a good way to just disappear.

>>52295391
~12.00, lol

XLE new 52 week high
lmao
>reminder: XLE is carrying the market singlehandedly
>reminder: a recession impacts demand for oil severely

fuck this market. i'm getting heemed.

THE RETARD PUMP WILL NOT BE STOPPED

My energy stocks are only slightly red, I dunno what you guys are getting all worked up about

Reminder that /GME/ still exists

Holy fuck what a day

>>52295596
Not when I'm a Jew myself.

holy fuck spy is a shitcoin

kek this recovery wtf

it's over

>>52295642
>the job market is strong

>>52295492
if we just went in and brought some democracy to some oppressed iranian/lebanese and just genocided the palestinian people we wouldn't have to give israel so many gibs.

kikes pumping the market hard to shit on retail tomorrow when dems magically win

S P Y
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NEW POWER HOUR EDITION
>>52290485

>>52290485

>>52290485

>>52290485

>>52290485

>>52292239

I told you Bobo

BUT did you listen

>>52295517
There's a 0.25% chance of SPY closing above $400 tomorrow. Go for it.

This is fucking madness.
>inb4 this is Sparta no it's not motherfucker

>>52295642
>Jimmy Carter being the worst

>>52295695

>>52295193
Cpi is Thursday 0830

This market makes me want to cry..

this mf gonna close at a new hod lol
what a clown market

>>52295695
kys you fucking anti-semite.

>>52295695
(You)

AAAAAAHHHHHH
IM HEEMED

>>52295695
Fuck you I'm baking

>>52295808
Did you get HOOKED?

The kikes are laughing at us, aren't they?

New

>>52295836
>>52295836

Beaaaars?

Beaaaaars?

NEW NEW NEW
>>52295779
>>52295779
>>52295779
NEW NEW NEW
>caption tatas8

>bobo exuberance start of bread
>silence now
kek, kekmao even

>>52295827
Yes but their souls are doomed and they know it

Would moving the stock exchange to a whiter city like San Antonio have a positive effect on the market? Would the NYC Jews kvetching prevent such a thing from even happening?

Two bakes and we aren’t even at 300? Faggotry

>>52295853
20 mins left
Red Candles Coming

>>52295860
yes because their ultra high tech fiber wires they use to HFT would become worthless

incredible power hour, im out

Bobros...

>>52295294
Don't worry,
nothing ever happens.

What does it feel like to experience a bull run? I started in late 2021 so I don’t know what it’s like

>>52295107
I drank 6 to 7 days a week while I was down 50k April to September. I've recovered to -7k and stopped drinking entirely. But I gained 23 lbs and went from a fit 185 to a fat 208. I really need to get back in shape.

>>52296637
There are plenty of bullruns even in bear markets. The only difference is that the entire market is going up so it kind of doesnt matter what you pick.

Alright, I've had enough of this bullshit. I'm down 1200 dollars.

How the fuck do I trade SOXL and SOXS? What's the right way to do it? I'm about to start buying and selling every time I catch at least 80~100 bucks.

They're called digital assets because they trade from 1 to 0.