/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52291973
haha

>>52291973
whats up bro

>>52291973
It could be worse..... I was part of a team that hustled a coin here on biz and twitter and pumped it real high....I was a millionaire and started transitioning and gender affirming surgery, I was on top of the world and partied hard, which ended up giving me severe and untreatable colon and rectal trauma, but that was not the worst....without us in the team knowing it, the JP Morgan Jews that run the whole scheme, started dumping on us all, and the price crashed...I was on welfare and now the tax department know about my crypto, after I bragged about it to friends while drunk and one jealous femboi bitch that I gave STD reported me to the tax dep as some kind of revenge. Next month the police will come and confiscate my things and several ppl in our team have roped.....

>>52292269
I wish that was true

>>52291973
folio was on ftx?

>>52292269
If your story isn't just a LARP, it couldn't have happened to better people :)

>>52291973
good

I need x23 to get back to ath

>>52291973
You probably deserve it for investing in things that don't help society at all.

>>52291973
should have listened to database anon

i fucking hate avatarfag weebs so much, go make some friends irl this isn't a fucking social club for years ive had to hide your chatrooms on every fucking board kys faggots

>>52292303
>>52292319
You absolute MONSTERS!!§!!!!

>>52292269

>>52292269
>give a woman an STD, probably incurable like aids since you're a faggot
>she takes her revenge on (You) because you couldn't keep your mouth shut to dicks or talking shit
>UUUHHHH WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS BROS
you're as braindead as that useless goddess you're posting.

Begging thread got pruned now he's gonna spam watch.

>>52292611
>replying to pasta
>replying to MTVanon

>>52291973
I'm probably going to kill myself before the year ends

>>52292637
i just wanted an excuse, no matter how flimsy, to post 8 bit theater

>>52291973
me too bro focus on family

>>52291973
First time?
Welcome to hell.

>>52292665
don't do it

>>52292768
>>52292665
Do do it actually you faggots can join me.

>>52291973
I capitulated

>>52291973
Why did you gamble on make-wish internet money?

I never really managed to transition fully, as my funds were running out....... I look like a mutant freak.....and in our country you go to jail for tax fraud......so how will they treat me in the shower??? Is this karma.....I am so afraid of karma......

>>52291973
me too bro. me too.
on stonks though

>>52292269
hahahahahaha holy fuck what did I just read
>one jealous femboi bitch that I gave STD reported me to the tax dep

>>52292665
Kill a Jew instead.

>>52291973
same , at least last time i learned my lesson and actually spend my gains when i had them

almost got liq at 16k, sold a part at 18k

crisis averted

>>52292269
this is why i come here

>>52292327
16x here, this past year has been absolute despair for me

>>52292269

Death to troons, death to jews, death to commies.

>>52292269
Ugh, typical Kadena tranny -_-

>>52292796
Suicide should never be an option, hold on anons and stay strong.

What is the best way to kill one self?

>>52294073
>You might not like this but trading is gambling.

Since I stopped trading and started staking on SpoolFi, I've only seen my portfolio increase in size.

>>52292665
I started heavily abusing drugs this year because I consider my life as already ended and this is an epilogue of sorts

Im way past my point of no return now, I just wish I had the courage to do it quickly

>>52291973

>>52292269

>>52292879
you wanted to get fucked by men you got what you wanted didnt you? now they will run trains on your boypussy like you always dreamed

>>52295634
Don't anon.

>>52291973
Suck on that Anime loser

>>52292269
>>52292429
>>52292879
best larping post so far, i need to find more

>>52292665
Don't do it, my dude
Things will get better, wait it out
Gotta power through the tough times

>>52292472
where did you download that bobo from

>>52292269
you need jesus

>>52291973
Should have listened to us and sold when you had the chance

>>52292665
imagine hahahah imagine killing youreself hahahahahahha HAHAHAHAH so stupid

>>52291973
We can go -40/50% from here so prepare your anus. I recommend poppers and some J-lube. GL

>>52292327
same exact for me friend, we will do it
all we have to do is survive

SAY IT WITH ME

INTERNET COINS ARE NOT REAL MONEY
>MUH MILLIONAIRE
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>t. NEET

>>52295901
With a nice capital 5-10% APY isn't that bad for a return.

>>52291973
You’ll get em next time

>>52292269
THE SYSTEM WORKS!

>>52291973
It’s ogre

you could've saved yourself if you've bought Matic that's still up by 18% in the last 7 days regardless of the market crash, which was the result of meta announcing that it will be allowing its users to mint, sell, and buy polygon nfts

>>52292269
Big if true (my penis as the thought of tranny suicide)

>I have so much money wow I just skipped years of working a real job if I sell this
>...
>it could keep going higher
>*never sells any of it*
why do we do this

Am I the only one on this board who's up this week? Without shorting, that is.

>>52291973
rip in fungus

>>52301166
Because you are goyim
You are here to work, not enjoy life. Know your place already

>>52292344
Kek, more reason why I focus on assets that have a future like Sylo in web3 which enables decentralised communication, or Ocean which aids users in data management and privacy

>>52301883
True, and this is why I focus on Vertex pharmaceuticals, which may soon come out with a new non-addictive alternative to opiates.

What are my chances of withdrawing my USDT from FTX lads? Tell me it straight. Is it just gone or may Binance save it?

>>52292611
>Replying as if this were reddit

>>52303485
high probability, at least higher than celsius

>>52292269
>several ppl in our team have roped
you're not making this up right?

>>52292269
>I was on top of the world and partied hard, which ended up giving me severe and untreatable colon and rectal trauma
daily reminder that anal sex is not safe

>>52292344
I invest in projects that have usability like security, identity management, privacy etc. Such projects usually gain traction so they rarely fizzle out.

I lost it all on Celsius. For the first time in my life I went to the doctor to ask for antidepressants. They gave some miracle pills and I stopped feeling. The feels simply stopped. Comfy if you ask me. Now I'm just a proud holder of Basic Attention Token (BAT) (I have a hundred of those).

>>52304463
So sad, they didn't even live to hear the news.

I had so many LINKS. I used to refresh biz and everytime I felt butterflies in my stomach. I still have a folder full of chainlink memes. I remember when Sergey went to the funeral service worker podcast and a few days later CHAINLINK hit 50$. I felt on top of the world. I had dreams. So many dreams. Maybe traveling to Osaka and Kioto (Japan), eating good food, talking to girls. And now it's all gone. But I'm happy we went all together on so many adventures.

>demoralized thread
where my fellow hbar holders at??

>>52304773
Nice cope stinker