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>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

previous >>52281281

>> No.52286619

this board was buying up soxl at 25+ for months and now you retards had a chance to get in at 6 dollars and you missed it

>> No.52286626
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52286626

I am so fucking tired of these gay ass retarded nonsensical fake pumps every fucking day for a month fucking straight. Hope Joe's finna do it and kill the fuckin market once reds win.

>> No.52286630
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52286630

Aaaaa we're reaching levels not seen since...
5 months ago!

This is not the bottom.

>> No.52286634

RIDE calls?

>> No.52286635

Powell:
>there will be pain
>you will lose your job
>we will definitely overtighten
>higher rates forever until the economy crashes
How can anyone be bullish right now? The Fed has admitted that they will overtighten until the economy collapses and then start to stimulate again. Why is the market pricing in a soft landing?

>> No.52286640
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52286640

I'm hedged to the tits, can't stand having my long portfolio heemed down to -40% for a third time this year

>> No.52286641

they just added $44 strike for DWAC calls, how do i set a decent bid for them since this is a new strike from yesterday

>> No.52286645
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52286645

Yields.....

>> No.52286644

>>52286619
buying 100 shares at 6 only brought down my average cost to 20ish

>> No.52286646
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52286646

Nice little 24 hour gain. Bought too early, sold too early, imperfect timing, but can’t complain - breaking free from the disposition effect 1 day at a time
buy KOLD $13.82 x1000 yesterday
sell KOLD $15.45 x1000 today
$1.63 x 1000 = $1,630 ---> +11.8% on the trade
Thanks natty gas

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52286652

Skywater(SKYT) beat earnings
>While the overall semiconductor industry is experiencing softening business conditions, as we enter 2023, we at SkyWater believe our business is relatively decoupled from the drivers of overall macro weakness. This is due to our unique business model, in which R&D programs and strategic long-term investments drive the majority of our revenues, as well as our focus on end markets and applications that continue to experience strong levels of investment. Furthermore, we believe we are particularly well-positioned to benefit from the increased level of investments in the domestic semiconductor ecosystem that are expected to strengthen through the remainder of the decade.

>> No.52286653

>>52286635
midterms, two worst months of the year behind us, santarally.

>> No.52286657

>>52286645
How do we make her lift her legs?

>> No.52286666
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52286666

>soxl back above $10

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>>52286653
...is the copium everyone is spewing. Retail MUST be heemed.

>> No.52286675
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52286675

ok wtf? dollar down, gold down, bitcorn down, oil down, futes up. This is Schrödinger's market

>> No.52286679
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52286679

Its funny, I know that If I buy SOXL right now, it will crash back down to $6.

If I dont buy SOXL, its going to shoot up to $20 - what a predicament...

What should I do?

>> No.52286680
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>>52286607
Morning frens. Fuck joggers, bikes, trannies & jannies. Cheers to everyone not participating in scam democracy today, and cheers to energy barons, who shall inherit the markets.
Also Evelyn Rothschild is dead. Hail Odin. I hate the antichrist.

>> No.52286682

When will the market crash again after the midterm manipulation? After results? Earlier?

>> No.52286684

>>52286675
Dollar up.

>> No.52286686

>>52286679
sell puts

>> No.52286689
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52286689

everything feels cold. I am scared

>> No.52286699

>>52286679
martyr yourself and don't buy so the rest of us can profit at $20

>> No.52286706

>>52286672
>heemed
Is this zoomerspeak?

>> No.52286709

>>52286684
oops on that, thanks.

>> No.52286727

Today I bought a little bit.

>> No.52286728

Pre-market down. The pump was just to influence the elections. After the elections are over, the dump will be earth shattering.

>> No.52286735

im not sure if we're past the lowest lows yet. if we are then ive basically missed the bottom, urgh

>> No.52286738

I am so fucking heemed when I think about this market. My long bags, heemed, my long puts heemed, can no longer work a job because of my "mental illness" aka hating Jews but don't qualify for free gibs because I have a 7 figure long portfolio that is going down the shitter. I let boomer retards talk me out of starting a business. Now I sit at home alone all day goombling options and I hate it. I hate you all. I want off this shitty ride. I have no reason for being here. I don't want to be here. I just want to not exist. I exist to hate Jews. It's the only thing I am passionate about. What do? Sit on my ass and melt up?

>> No.52286740
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>>52286640
>to the tits
you need to go back

>> No.52286742
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>>52286657
I have no clue on that

>> No.52286749

>>52286728
CPI hot on Thursday = over.

>> No.52286752
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52286752

Instead of voting and going to work, I will be hitting the gym and day drinking. I will not take part in this clown world.

>> No.52286759

>>52286740
these soijacks look just like typical cucked liberal "men" it's fucking hilarious

>> No.52286760

>>52286738
>My long bags, heemed, my long puts heemed
My best advice is learn how options are actually priced.

>> No.52286769

>>52286630
It's not the bottom, but I think this rally lasts a while because a lot of people are in this >>52286640 situation

>> No.52286776

>>52286740
I have no idea what you even mean zoomer

>> No.52286787

cringe op

>> No.52286793
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52286793

Don't forget that this pump is fake and will die hard after elections

>> No.52286794

>>52286769
Melting VIX indicates hedges are coming off or expiring. Almost due for another leg.

>> No.52286798
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52286798

>>52286680

Energy Barons win either way.

>> No.52286804
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>>52286793
Second half

>> No.52286808
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>>52286635
why are you so confident that the fed will do what it says?

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>>52286776
it means you have to go back. your language reveals your true origin and we here at /smg/ prop trades don't hire your ilk. sorry.

>> No.52286818
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52286818

Die. Just die.

>> No.52286822

>>52286728
>Pre-market down
Pre-market down fucking where you god damn retard SPX is 0.5% up. We're going to have another retarded 2% pump today for no reason.

>> No.52286827
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>>52286793
>this pump is fake and will die hard after elections
Yes....... the 2028 elections!

>> No.52286837

>>52286760
And how are they priced? Ive read all about them. Now it just makes me hate Jews even more

>> No.52286839

>my entire job is sending fed wires
>I still have to come in on the 11th
What the fuck dude

>> No.52286840

>>52286810
But if you know that ”to the tits” is used somewhere else you must have visited that place

>> No.52286842

Why do yanks choose a random weekday for their elections?

>> No.52286849

>>52286793
What did they pump? No one was buying treasuries, did they sell dollars for other pairs?

>> No.52286851
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52286851

Damn it's cozy being a METAbullite.

>> No.52286853

you guys know anything about these companies?
NYSE: OKE
NYSE: VMW

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>>52286840
i don't like what you're insinuating. i scope out the competition, sure, but that's it.

>> No.52286861

>>52286839
I let all the veterans in my office take veterans day, but I make everyone else come in.

>> No.52286881

So did the mutant fish at AQB get delisted?

>> No.52286891

>>52286810
“Im jacked to the tits” is what the suave Mr. Ryan Gosling says in the 2015 film “The Big Sh(a)rt” after making a fuckload of money selling credit default swaps to a hedge fund ran by Micheal Scott

>> No.52286893
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52286893

Let’s go

>> No.52286894

Bears should honestly not be complaining. This is the perfect time to buy more bear shares.

>> No.52286897
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52286897

>>52286881
The SEC didn't think their new product lines were feasible

>> No.52286898
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52286898

>>52286857
now you go and post The Reddit's Frog.

>> No.52286912

>>52286793
>Source: Myself

>> No.52286919

>>52286897

Holy fuck hahahaha

I remember everyone shilling that POS stock a few years ago. Hahahahah

>> No.52286920
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>>52286891
they have adopted it
>>52286898
listen pal, Pepe the Frog is chan culture, i would know, i've been here since the 2016 elections

>> No.52286933

again, anyone looking at RIDE calls at open?

>> No.52286939
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52286939

My biggest fear is buying into this market only to lose 30% again

I really don't trust this market, all it does it rob people blind. There is no fundamental or bullish indicator that is telling me to buy right now - its purely speculation and front running.

>> No.52286941

>>52286920
I don’t browse WEF propaganda websites so I wouldn’t know, but i use the line I’m jacked to the tits because it comes from my favorite cheesy Hollywood finance movie.

>> No.52286945

>>52286898

>Reddit frog

This has to be bait

>> No.52286954

>>52286933
lower lows for 5 straight years, yeah i won’t go near it

>> No.52286961

>>52286939
>its purely speculation
Correct. Either only put it like 1% of your wealth, in which case 30% bullshit out of nowhere swings don't mean much, or don't bother.

>> No.52286971

>>52286954
not for long term holding, but for scalping quick at open or a day/swing trade

>> No.52286974
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>>52286945
I was expecting more of a shit storm from that one...

>> No.52286979

Tsla is going to 179 isn't it.

>> No.52287002

PPT WORKING OVERTIME TO KEEP ENERGY FROM MOONING ON ELECTION DAY.

>> No.52287015

>>52287002
Utilities seem to not be raising prices fast enough.

>> No.52287025

Please provide some low/mid-cap high FCF companies that are currently deleveraging. Someone told me that those are the best value plays right now. Thanks.

>> No.52287027

do i get a new iphone or just pay $100 to replace the battery in my x?

I don't really need a new phone. I just need, calls, texts, and browsing capabilities and mine does that just fine aside from it doesn't hold a charge anymore.

>> No.52287032
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52287032

I vote for two reasons; One why not? and two, they give me 4hrs of paid time off to do it. Note; You don't have to cast your ballot strictly speaking. Long as you check in at the desk so they can mark you on the list your golden. Reason being; at work you must fill out a form saying "hey I'm using this time to actually vote and not fuck off" So by checking in you cover your ass cause the "company" does check to see if anyone abuses that perk. P.S -be funny if I put my name as a write in candidate and actually won..

>> No.52287040

>>52287027
>spend 100 or spend 1000
hmmm that's a tough one anon

>> No.52287044

>>52287032
What's your full name? I'll write you in

>> No.52287056

>>52287040
$ isn't the issue. are the new cameras on the 14's worth the $1000?

>> No.52287061

>>52286979
try 17.9

>> No.52287064

>>52287032
Glad I loaded up on T under 16.

>> No.52287068
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52287068

bang?

>> No.52287074
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52287074

Wake up, Bobo.

Bear market is over.

>> No.52287076
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52287076

here goes the oil breakout.

>> No.52287081
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52287081

>>52287068
fuck your bang.
got (You)

>> No.52287083
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52287083

>>52287068
yes. big bang

>> No.52287087

RIDE calls

>> No.52287094
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>>52287083
let's see if the bang comes

>> No.52287098

>>52287068
>>52287081
To soon retards.

>> No.52287108

got 100 ride $3c filled at .02 lets fucking go!

>> No.52287109

>no WTFWT posters

/smg/ is dead

bottom is in

>> No.52287110
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>>52287068
Bang.

>> No.52287114

>>52287056
>buying a smartphone for its cameras
just buy a camera you nigger

>> No.52287115

>>52287068
>>52287081
>>52287083
>>52287094
holy shit we fucking did it. I don’t expect bang anon will ever post again

>> No.52287122
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>>52287098
it worked bang anon fucked

>> No.52287130

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52287133

>>52286378
Cali?

>> No.52287137

>>52286689
So put on a sweater. I'm not turning the heat up, you little shit.

>> No.52287153

>>52287108
Why are you shilling garbage?

>> No.52287158

WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON WITH AMAZON

>> No.52287164

>>52287122
Your welcome for the idea. I’m ashamed I wasn’t able to make it work but I’m glad someone was able to knock him down a peg

>> No.52287167

>>52287153
it's fun to make money off of garbage some time. I would definitely not hold this overnight, but ride the momentum

>> No.52287171
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52287171

how can one man be so fucking BASED?

>> No.52287174

>>52287171
>reddit willy wonka
>pushing for NWO digital ID with twitter
he's an insufferable nigger

>> No.52287175

>>52287056
Get a new battery man, notch iPhones are all quite similar

>> No.52287178
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>>52287164
I have seen you try it but he posted the dark green one so I saved both to fuck him
it was basically your idea I just completed it

>> No.52287180

>>52287171
R3ddit though he was their guy too, lmao.

>> No.52287183

>>52287153
foxconn just announced $170M investment in them board seat etc

>> No.52287205

>tanks as soon as I buy
I want to fucking die.

>> No.52287210

>>52287175
i think the x has a 12 mp camera vs the newer ones having 48 mp, too lazy to google specs, but I like my phone, it just doesn't last on battery anymore.

>> No.52287212
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what the fuck are we doing here

>> No.52287223

AMZN is officially dead

Good riddance

>> No.52287234

>>52287223
AMZN is the new WMT. not gonna make you 20% returns a year, but will pay divies

>> No.52287240

I noticed that the market began pumping only once the henwo esemgee poster appeared. Please be kind to them when they appear, for our portfolios sake.

>> No.52287266
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I imagine myself in Wallachia, leading my Horse Archers. Our mission is to stop Vlach dogs from advancing. We mow down Vlach dogs but they keep coming. I shoot Vlach dogs but I run out of arrows so I draw my hadik and begin slaughtering Vlachs, since Vlachs are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. Vlachs were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see MINDENT VISSZA (Tvrvl) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Etelköz, Magna Hvngária, my homeland. My ONOGVR brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
Looking upon the now crimson water with the Moon and Star glistening in it, reminding me of the holy Flag of the SZÉKELY as I turn around and walk around the streets. With every step I take, a vlach skull cracks and shatters underneath my steel TÚRÁN feet. I look upon the lampposts and savor the Vlach corpses hanging from them. Every single square meter has a Vlach dog executed one way or another. Whether they've been strung to lampposts or their heads impaled on spears. I salute my HUN brothers, their giant, muscular bodies, adorned with trophies, disembodied heads of Vlachs who resisted the conquest. With every passing moment, I savor the cries of the last Vlach women as they are raped, as they watch their children and husbands murdered. I smile as the last Vlach crawls away from me, stuttering incomprehensible garbage with his rotten tongue. I grin as I obliterate his skull with a single punch from my MAGYAR hand.

>> No.52287268

>>52286808
>why are you so confident that the fed will do what it says?
The dot plots are meaningless and the Fed knows it. The Fed will tighten until the economy panics and then they will pivot, but not before.

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I am DEheemed

>> No.52287275

>>52287234
how can they pay divies if they can't turn a fucking profit retard? i swear to G_d there are more and more anti-semites in these threads every fucking day.

>> No.52287294

>>52286939
Just buy short term treasury bonds and get 4-5% yield until the market crashes.

>> No.52287331

>>52287275
hey stooopid AMZN has a massive profits

>> No.52287332

please crash harder and un heem me just a bit

>> No.52287346

im papering dwac

>> No.52287357

hold hold HOOOOLD

>> No.52287372

>>52287346
>papering
that's a waste of time

>> No.52287374

>>52287183
It's an EV SPAC scam. It has a history of multiple pump and dumps, always fades quickly.
They lost $150 mil last quarter alone.
Foxconn is just trying to milk the corpse with preferred shares while this trash still trades at a net-cash position. The equity itself is a zero though. It's a dilution trap. Foxconn has their own interests in the plant.

Regardless, even if this was legit good news and not just some bullshit excuse to pump garbage, the fact is that trying to pump something and buy deep OTM weeklies AFTER the move has already happened is absolutely retarded, WSB level shit.

>> No.52287375

>iwm right back to underperforming compared to s&p and q’s
Recession hasn’t even started yet

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AEVA earnings today

>> No.52287387

i short tsla

>> No.52287395

>>52287275
You are retarded. If they cut back Capex which is currently where every dollar of FCF is going as they are in an investment cycle, they would have around 70B in FCF which they could use yo buy back shares or issue dividends. They are one of few mature growth companies who continue striving for extreme growth.

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>>52287331
no they don't retard

>> No.52287402

>>52287375
>small caps down around 70 - 95% YTD
madness

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I wanted to post this yesterday but couldn't because of work. This is the first time we had a rate hike from Jerome and didn't get a new "bottom." Usually SPY dumps and finds a new floor, but this time I barely dumped from the huge pump it got beforehand. Now is this time to be bullish or just plunge protection team for midterms?

>> No.52287433

>>52287414

All hikes are priced in.

>> No.52287437

>>52287387
I’m a TSLA lifer and I’m suffering right now.

When the turnaround?i mean it has to turn around right??

When will all this fucking bleeding end?!

>> No.52287439

>>52287395
would have, could have, should have, but didn't make any fucking money all year.

>> No.52287447

>>52287205
Thank you for your sacrifice. But seriously being in the market this week is risky as fuck

>> No.52287469
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It's fucking reviving!

>> No.52287477

Been buying OXY since start of the year.
Feels OXY man.

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>>52287437
>turnaround
Buddy tesla went from 310 to 188 now
In how long again?

>> No.52287493

>>52287372
im moving away from day trading to swing trading. i feel it has been useful way to learn without losing more money.

also to make me say no to day trading without losing money.

>> No.52287497

>>52287447
Yeah, I'm stupid and should have waited till next. Set a limit order/stop loss. I'll pull out when I finally lose 2 grand that I'll never make back.

>> No.52287499

I wish RIDE would stop crabbing
typical gap up and crab

>> No.52287501

>>52287414
honestly i can't really guess about the election's effects, i think we're heading into uncharted territory. bloomberg is really concerned about CPI

>> No.52287503

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52287505

I just shorted, prepare for the mother of all pumps because I’m always wrong

>> No.52287518
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>>52287414
Guess. It’s a blood moon election.
>strap in, this is America

>> No.52287522

>>52287501
Remember when Biden said there was no inflation? CPI is going to be as cool as a cucumber.

>> No.52287523

>>52287479
I’m holding $60 bags so coming close to not being able to stomach much more but also know $500 is on the horizon.

>> No.52287527
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It's over bobo

>> No.52287530

SOXS is gonna close high today, I can feel it. I hate this world.

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I'm a Republican but I live in MA and I've been sick for the past week. Be honest: should I even bother going to vote? I feel like voting is pointless in this blue state we're basically the california of the east coast. I'd do it if I felt like it actually made any sort of a difference though.

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>>52287523
>coming close to not being able to stomach much more but also know $500 is on the horizon.

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>>52287523
my bags weigh $90 a piece

>> No.52287545

>>52287437
if you bought microsoft at the top in 2000, you didnt get out of the red until 2015

>> No.52287554

Bros my parents keep telling me to vote but the more I'm told to do it the less I actually want to. When did it become socially acceptable to lean on people so hard to "Go out and vote [for Democrats]!!!!"

>> No.52287556

CASH BASTARDS WILL REAP THE SPOILS
A
S
H

2023-2025

>> No.52287557
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52287557

Daytrading is so fucking easy

>> No.52287559

>>52287532
i live in silicon valley and i voted republican, just because i don't like the current admin

>> No.52287572

>>52287532
> misses the opportunity to go into a voting area and infect tons of faggot leftists and liberals for the pain they caused
hmmm ngmi

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>>52287433
>>52287501
>>52287518
They aren' priced in if all the other rate hikes caused a new SPY floor. This is the first wonky one all year. The only possible factor is midterms but maybe there is more going on that I don't see.

>> No.52287582

>>52287557
what did you buy

>> No.52287583

>>52287554
Precisely after 2016

>> No.52287584

>>52287557
>Daytrading is so fucking easy
sounds like you'll be rich soon, congrats

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>TSLA cucks

>> No.52287603

Visa free money date tomorrow! Visa free money date tomorrow! Last day to get your free money!

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>>52287559
yeah but republicans will never win silicon valley so what's the point? seems like a waste of time to me.

>>52287572
sorry im christian i don't believe in hurting other people. that's basic.

>> No.52287614

>>52287583
Yeah what a coincidence. It just makes me feel a bit bad because my parents are 70 and perhaps at one time in their lives voting made a bit of a difference, but I refuse to play this "just vote for the blue ones and THEN push them in the direction you want!" game that has so clearly failed for decades

>> No.52287618

>>52287582
Robinhood calls when it capitulated

>> No.52287620

>>52287611
then what the fuck were the crusades?

>> No.52287626

is anything moving today?

>> No.52287634

>>52287620
muslims aren't "people".

>> No.52287641

>>52287620
Muslims aren't people

>> No.52287644

>>52287634
neither are democrats

>> No.52287648

>>52287620
>muslims
>people

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>>52287611
>sorry im christian i don't believe in hurting other people
Me too, I only hurt shitskins.

>> No.52287653

>>52287611
white voter apathy is the reason things are the way they are. look at demographics

>> No.52287660

>>52287611
make the cheat harder for them. also you can make some dem sick while being there. win/win

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I was looking at some historical charts today, and honestly everything is still incredibly overvalued.

I sincerely am starting to think were heading downwards for quite some time. There will be pops but the trend will overwhelmingly be downward.


Zoom out of your charts people, we are exuberant

>> No.52287677

>>52287644
alright, you convinced me. im gonna go vote red down the ticket and cough all over the school they hold this voting shit in. wish me luck bros. i have covid so if there's news of a big covid outbreak in MA you'll know where you heard it first.

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>>52287670
>Zoom o -ACK

>> No.52287709

>>52287677
>i have covid so if there's news of a big covid outbreak in MA you'll know where you heard it first.

it isn't real lil bro

>> No.52287712

>>52287677
based post blessed by doubles

>> No.52287713

>>52287677
deus vult

>> No.52287718

fucking finally todays dump resumes now

>> No.52287724

Damn this thread is dead as fuck, did everyone get heemed or something?

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can you feel it ? things are moving

>> No.52287733

ATVI is the biggest piece of shit I've ever had to trade in my life. Calls go deep itm and still don't budge accordingly. What a massive turd this is

>> No.52287736

>SCCO
dr. copper ?

>> No.52287735

>>52287593
>yoshifags

>> No.52287737

>>52287724
wagies went back to the cagies

>> No.52287742

>>52287670
I believe this too but the gay fucking retarded pumps are really making me angry.

>> No.52287750

>>52286607
Stupid question, how much of my net worth should I invest on stocks?
At the moment I have invested only 10%

>> No.52287753

>>52287634
Muslims believe the same things you do, and a few extra things on top. So according to you believing in Christian God and Jesus is not enough to be saved. Makes you think huh

>> No.52287756

This whipsawing lately is giving me full blown aids

>> No.52287758

>>52287724
I'm feeling good, I went all in on SCHD a few weeks ago and I'm up 8%.

>> No.52287763

>>52287733
IV dropping? Theta?

>> No.52287766

Swing trading based on RSI/SMA seems kind of... good. Like I don't want to jinx myself but waiting for reversals on big losers has been working on paper for the last few days and I'm opening positions now. Maybe I will make it after all.

>> No.52287768

>>52287727
>can you feel it
Can you touch it?

>> No.52287774

>>52287724
Its all DUMPING

>> No.52287777

>>52287733
it's an straight up arbitrage play the price will not move in either direction while the MSFT deal is not closed

>> No.52287779

>>52287750
whatever you dont need for the next 5 years should be in something other than cash. whether that be stocks, bonds, PMs, etc.

>> No.52287786

>>52287724
heemed and no more wfh wagies (except me)

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>>52287724
bobo's got heemed. bulls were heemed before that and took a loss most likely. only the strong have survived

>> No.52287789

>>52287724
I'm starting to think the posting rate of /smg/ might be a better volatility indicator than the VIX

>> No.52287792

>>52287724

95% of the general is permabear doomers who are panicking their put are down 75%. Good contrarian signal that we will get 410+ by Christmas. There is no bearish argument besides an actual recession, which is still months away.

>muh hikes
all priced in.
>muh inflation
falling. 7 handle tomorrow
>muh bond yields
>yields topped weeks ago
>muh dollar
dollar topped weeks ago

VIX isn't broken, its going to 18.

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>> No.52287809

>>52287670
>>52287742
You really have to let go of this notion that stocks are some kind of sensible asset class. Did you know that the S&P 500 is officially more volatile than bitcoin? Stocks are retarded because stocks are now, as of current year, filled with retarded (retail) people, and as such, stocks will do retarded things. At this rate, the entire asset class will collapse to zero within a decade simply because this level of volatility is commensurate with lower value. But until then, let go of rationality and enjoy taking money from redditards who are stumbling over themselves to pay HIGHER prices for financial assets.

>> No.52287813

>>52287787
kek @ the image

>> No.52287817

>"soft pivot" anticipation euphoria

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>>52287724
I almost leave to work and don't open 4chan for the rest of the day. Markets closed when I get home so no point.

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we are in GREED alert

time to sell

>> No.52287837

>>52287809
>At this rate, the entire asset class will collapse to zero within a decade simply because this level of volatility is commensurate with lower value.
>THE MONEY WILL JUST VANISH, GUYZE!!!

>> No.52287844

>>52287792
>There is no bearish argument
There is also absolutely zero conceivable reason for SPY to reach a new ATH anytime before 2025. Aside from that, I agree 410 is absolutely in the cards.

>> No.52287850

cash gang... a bit of energy. don't want to do shit in this market right now.

>> No.52287859

>>52287832
I switched to puts like 5 minutes ago and im down 20% already

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>>52287792
>falling. 7 handle tomorrow
I don't believe it but if this happens the santa rally is definitely going to happen

>> No.52287871

>>52287837
Suck my shitlog, strawman faggot. It won't vanish, it will just go somewhere else. The entire past 3 years have been a very shamefur dispray from stocks.

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Taboolaniggas... tomorrow is make or break...

>> No.52287878

$DXY getting slammed

>> No.52287895

>>52287544
We’re holding right?

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>>52287872
What an ugly format.

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>You really have to let go of this notion that stocks are some kind of sensible asset class. Did you know that the S&P 500 is officially more volatile than bitcoin? Stocks are retarded because stocks are now, as of current year, filled with retarded (retail) people, and as such, stocks will do retarded things. At this rate, the entire asset class will collapse to zero within a decade simply because this level of volatility is commensurate with lower value.

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>>52287872
Heh
I do business with some of those companies

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gold bros where you at?

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Hey chuds. Don’t forget to cash out today and watch the insanity ensue for the next couoke of weeks

>> No.52287937

>>52287921
1. That's Apu, not Pepe
2. I'm not convinced that's a real, natural girl

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>>52287792
>Dollar has topped

Ngmi

>> No.52287948

>>52287864

economic data as of late has all been incredibly deflationary, other than the obviously cooked jobs numbers this white house puts out. Core PCE should be cooler

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>MEDICAL DEVICE SECTOR PLUNGES AS INVESTORS REMEMBER DEUS EX WAS JUST A GAME

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>>52287932
>i'm legally blind

>> No.52287960

why do (((they))) pump stocks pre market to crab all day? Is it to get retail to buy options?

>> No.52287968

>>52287937
what's the difference between apu and pepe

>> No.52287971

>>52287937
oh I thought it was baby pepe, like a muppet baby or something.

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>LEAN HOGS BUTCHERED AS CHOP LOSS CUTS GAINS TO THE BONE

>> No.52287988

>>52286607
Why is MCD and PEP so damn high? I've been wanting to buy them to my boomer divvi portfolio but they just keep going upppp

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>>52287968
>>52287971
There are actually five frogs: Pepe, Apu, Marv, Honkler, and Peepo

>> No.52287999

>>52287988
People can no longer afford real food.

>> No.52288003

>>52287972
BOIL and KOLD is the new SOXL/SOXS. great action for gamblers

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>>52287999

>> No.52288012

>>52287968
Apu has down syndrome and Pepe has autism.

>> No.52288013

>>52287968
Apu looks retarded
>>52287989
Who are the last 3 then

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>>52287909
>muh volatility
welcome to your first bobo™ market

>> No.52288023

>>52288003
so what do you do? buy the one that's red and sell it on a green day?

>> No.52288033

>>52287989
69 cents

>> No.52288044
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>>52288013
This is Marv

>> No.52288056

Should i long natural gas ?

>> No.52288060

stairs up, elevator down

>> No.52288063

giv me plays

>> No.52288061

With FAGMAN rapidly increasing layoffs do you think Scoopsies will be spared? Or will he lose his 200k/yr job and suffer from his -70% portfolio?

>> No.52288064
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>>52288013
This is Honkler

>> No.52288068

>>52288023
seems like it, but with a bias to BOIL. We may see some Euro popsicles this winter.

>> No.52288084

>>52288063
MSOX

>> No.52288088

>>52288063
I brought puts on Dosney and Affirm, might gain or lose a bunch of money.

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>>52288013
And this is Peepo, though there's a lot of variation that gets categorized under Peepo

>> No.52288104

DWAC about to go green lol

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BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

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I hate everything.

>> No.52288120

>>52288088
good luck brother

>>52288084
lol

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I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF PENIS, BAGGIE, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE EATING YOUR DICK SOON

>> No.52288122

>>52288064
wanted poster needed with mugshots & identifying features

>> No.52288129

>>52288104
if it breaks 31 i think it can go to 40. t. paperin it ano

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>>52288044
>>52288064
>>52288097

>> No.52288136

>>52288056
see
>>52286646
It's complicated - it could go either way at the current price
however, there are a ton of bearish things, which make me rather look for rips to short, rather than looking for dip to go long
>50+ LNG tankers will be soon gathered across EU coast, waiting for gas prices to go higher before they sell
>LNG facilities for unloading off of ships are already at maximum capacity / long lines already
>Gas storage is at maximum capacity across whole EU
>EU + Asia warmer weather than usual or was expected
>China lockdowns = less energy use, big covid spikes atm
the only bullish catalysts that could make natty rally again are
>freeport LNG terminal comes back online ahead of schedule
(doubtful, as regulators/inspectors have already said they didn't think they had submitted enough last week)
>big cold wave moves into US going into next week, as was projected over the weekend (causing the big rally yesterday)
right now, as far as I can tell, there is a surplus of supply, demand is not there - yet. But we are right at the precipice before winter hits, when demand will kick in
so in my honest opinion, you should stay away at this current price
it could really go either way; better to wait for it to fall further and get more concrete data on weather next week, or wait for it to rally hard to then go short again

>> No.52288140

>>52288097
is Peepo the one that's got the phone making autistic calls to David SOXL?

>> No.52288143

>>52288044
That's just Apu on a goose
>>52288064
That's Pepe in clown makeup
>>52288097
That's just low quality Apu

>> No.52288144

>>52288131
It's not about being funny, it's about expressing emotions

>> No.52288145

>>52288097
>>52288064
>>52288044
>>52287989
Based memeologist

>> No.52288146

futures need to break 384.50 for me to get rid of my puts and vix calls fuck you mumu

>> No.52288150

>>52288129
I'm on the sidelines right now. everything is too choppy.

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>>52288144
Could you express your emotions more funnily please
Also rate my cat edit

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>>52288044
>>52288064
>>52288097

This kind of post requires mental assistance.

>> No.52288164

>>52288150
Silver isn't. The comex is about to dry up and send the price to over $30 per ounce.

>> No.52288179

>>52288140
I don't remember that one...
>>52288143
No, they are all very different and have distinct qualities and personalities.
>>52288162
I agree, unfortunately all of the therapists here are booked up

>> No.52288185

Protect your cars value - buy CVNA.

I’m a fan of the service and bought two vehicles from them early in the pandemic. I’d hate to ever have to go to a traditional dealer again. Everyone load up on CVNA and help keep cars valuable while fucking the short sellers

>> No.52288191

>>52288164
we've been hearing this for years...show me a chart were boomer rocks outperform sp500

>> No.52288202

>>52288150
yeah i found yesterday when it was up from open. shoulda played it with live money since midterms gave it strong reason to move.

>> No.52288205

>>52288061
I don't know, but I know your ID is gay.

>> No.52288209

>>52288164
Ok Mr. Roslind Capital

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>>52288185
No

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The Sneed Jones bottomed before the Shit&Piss500

>> No.52288218

>>52286808
Fed futures aren't the Fed, smoothbrain, your chart shows that the Fed does what it says it'll do

>> No.52288222

>>52288202
I made $800 off it yesterday, but secured my profit.
jumped in RIDE calls this morning...

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>>52287921
>gold bros where you at?
I'm not an actual boomer rocks holder but bought derivatives of gold which I sold after the massive pump to 2k, not going to buy more since I expect the gold trend to stay bearish as long as dollar stays strong (and DXY will go up again, probably)
I'm buying at the 2020 area around 1450 again

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>>52288191
You dumbass this is a once in a lifetime spike that's about to happen. Like during weimar germany.

You don't get to see long term charts on this kind of thing. It's like winning the lottery because you know which numbers are going to be called.

>> No.52288230

>>52288061
>new/recent hire
>not given time to prove his worth
>first to be given a lay off notice
Such is life, anon.

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>>52288164
>The comex is about to dry up
i remember reading that on usenet

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>>52288225
Baggie WILL eat his own penis

>> No.52288242

>>52288225
>>>/pmg/

>> No.52288246

>>52288225
yeah yeah yeah, save it for the boomers you want to cold call and fear monger

>> No.52288256

New

>>52288254
>>52288254

>> No.52288258

>>52288121
Get back in your containment thread.

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>>52288256
That's an early bake...

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>>52288242
I'm telling you to buy calls on a stock (etf: SILJ) you tard.

Actually, fuck you. Don't buy them. I want you to join baggie in the dick eating contest instead.

>> No.52288290

>>52288225
friend, you need to understand that any longtime lurker of /smg/ understands the silver market, understands JP Morgan manipulation, understand the comex paper 100x reserves
I think nearly all of us have drank the "silver going to explode above $30" koolaid at one point in our trading careers
it's not going to happen
JP Morgan is too powerful, with literal military backing by the US government, who also does not want to see precious metals rise and contest the status of the dollar
there is too much against the trade
there is nothing wrong with slowly building up a shit hits the fan stack

>> No.52288307

>>52288131
I need to watch Sailor Moon one of these days, maybe when my SPXL is worth 7 digits.

>> No.52288323

britbongs are manipulating the market with their shitcoin. take note

>> No.52288343

>>52288222
how are the calls doing?

i made 54$ from paper trade.

>> No.52288348

>gold doing a vertical climb
Cool.

>> No.52288435

>>52286818
Aaaaaaah. Bobo...

>> No.52288502

>>52288348
Very cool indeed!

Let’s hope it doesn’t stop

>> No.52288838

>>52287532
Went and voted in MA today just so I can decrease my voter efficacy knowing I have never voted for a winner in an election

>> No.52290427

>>52287532
There's really no point. Your vote is going to be washed out by some illegal mail in ballot being trucked in at the last minute anyway.