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>>52284105
thanks for your service

>>52284105
I did the same but became a veterinarian and pretend to be dyslexic.

how long to qualify for benefits?

>>52284105
Same. Served a tour in helmand tho.

>>52284105
When the draft starts veterans are sent first. In case you don't know

>>52284105
Do Americans really serve Israel with risk of getting killed for some discount on their burgers, can't make this shit up.

>>52284105
based well done anon

>>52284105
This is a US military recruitment thread. OP is a glowie.

>>52284445
>Do Americans really serve Israel with risk of getting killed for some discount on their burgers, can't make this shit up.

They don't get killed though. Being in the American military is less dangerous than just being an American in America.

>>52285418
kek that's a good point

I know its larp but what burgers actually do in the military (besides being jew meatpuppets)

>>52284445
Neverserved will never understand. They always meme "die for Israel and oil companies" when the US military is a kraken, and a corporate entity, not a sacrificial lamb. Wherever you are is only one appendage, and depending on how close that appendage is to danger is how close you are to dying for a cause you don't give a shit about. Only retards that pulled 30 on the ASVAB do this. Non brainlets that join suffer through a few short years of not doing hood rat shit with their friends, doing an easy job as a cog for for the benefits, and from there they are free as a fucking bird, assuming they didn't do stupid shit like buy a mustang at 25 percent interest or marry a dependopottamas. As far as mortality goes: The odds of you getting bonked in the noggin by a random mortar are higher, but also the odds of not getting hit by a drunk driver on the way home from work are lower.

I'm stationed actively right now. I'm dangerously close to shenanigans from "enemies" but I have zero concern that they'll do jack shit. In fact I have front row seats to some shenanigans, and I still don't give a shit and go home and drink whiskey to do it all again in the morning. Most people give into fear mongering because they have no firsthand perspective of how players are on the world stage.

Norks are akin to a Pomeranian in a hot car, windows up, no water and the schizo owner is playing Captain Beefheart on repeat. Death, torture, worthless as anything other than a useful prop to scare people when the news is slow or (they) want to hide something. China is politically soft locked out of power plays by economic factors: nobody likes what they do but ((Big Corporations)) have a special interest in that status quo and that's not going anywhere. Russia has played it's hand and shown that whatever influence they had was squandered and ridiculed.

Basically you're an idiot and your meme sucks.

>>52285702
Enjoy your 9000 vaccines. Are you even human at that point?

>>52285702
Damn Specialist, tell us how you really feel.

>>52284117
kek

>>52284445
yes. most black women I met while in the Army always act super surprised when we had to do some army shit, they acted liked we brought them to the recruiting office in chains or something when they had to do their jobs.

>>52284105
Thank you for your service, here's a free (You)

>>52285702
>armchair soldier writes a paragraph to larp about how heroic and epic he is
thank you for your service

>>52285702
Normally I'd agree with you but for several reasons I think shit popping off is the closest it's ever been since Cuba. Current admin seems retarded (or evil) enough to let this happen.

>>52284105
Lol you’re like that guy who brags online about being in the Air Force for six months (hospitalized for the entire six months) and now he collects $50,000 a year in disability for life. Someone posted it a while back.

>Tranny thread
No you didn't nigger but you are a narcissistic phoneposting spamming nigger who has to make a new thread every 5 minutes.
You would never pass a psyche.

If I was a poorfag whitoid in america I'd go to the military to get that college funding

>>52286372
Not that same guy but I served for some years and slowly just added everything wrong with me to my medical records. When I got out I had a giant book of medical records and filed for everything I could, mental, physical, you name it. Now I get $40k a year (which will continue to be adjusted for inflation) and free medical for life.

It’s a good deal if you can get it.

Sadly most of you fucking tards aren’t qualified anyway - you would probably sperg out and smoke weed the day before you shipped to basic or call your drill sergeant a racial slur and get admin separated pretty fucking quick.

>>52285817
This. Been in the Army for four years and time after time, black females always demonstrate why they’re stereotyped as the worst type of soldier - because they are. They bitch about everything, they cause workplace drama, they’re rarely physically fit, and as anon said, every single one of them acts shocked when you ask them to do real Army shit.

I can’t fucking wait to get out. Only fools make this shit a career.
t. Army occifer

>>52286450
I'm at 90% right now so close to 100 bro