/biz/ - Business & Finance

Never forget...

first for DWAC

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>52275979

How do I bet on an American civil war, financially speaking?

>>52275997
Buy china stocks

when rail strike?

My VIX $25 calls...

Real talk -- what is the divvy situation with PBR? they have been asked to suspend the dividend repayment but their dividends are not from debt but from 60% FCF. Would they rather the company just buyback shares?

>>52275997
buy canned food.

motherfuckers really going crazy over a 1% pump on the s&p…

>>52276019
November 17th was a date floated. But I am sure they will be two more weeked again.

>>52276034
some of us invest in things other than that like BOIL or UUUU

>>52275997
Well would you look at that. Baggie is up today BIGLY. That's what you anti-semites get for not jumping on the SPY train with me. Smell ya later losers! #MakingMoneyMondays #Anti-Semite #GreenTyphoon

>>52276034
When will cryptofags finally understand derivatives?

>>52276034
When you have enough money, 1% matters.

>>52276034
>have 100k in stocks
>market pumps 1%
>make 1k in a day

>>52276063

I have no cash and a lot of my stocks are between -20% and -50% (mega caps like spotify). I have a feeling they will never recover and I dont have cash to DCA. Do I sell to try to make some money on some shitstocks like DWAC or do I just hold even with chance they will even loss more?

>>52276038
Thank anon!
Was wondering since I kept seeing articles saying an agreement has been made -- and then you look into it and its a complete misrepresentation. Thought I missed something.

>>52276063
when will crypto have derivative financial products???

How are your puts doing,bobo?

>>52276034
i used some jewish magic and that 1% move net gained me over 70%, you just need to understand how to get more leverage.

>>52276084
Some may have agreed but I wouldn't characterize them as being in agreement.

Where is the promised gigapump

c-check the volume, it's really low
>inb4 volume spikes in the last 20 minutes to make me look dumb

>>52276082
>Do I sell to try to make some money on some shitstocks like DWAC

how did you afford your stocks you have now?

>>52276093
BITO is optionable

where is drip anon so I can insult his penis size.

>>52276114
It's just being born, give it time brother!

>>52276114
Unironically over 2 weeks.

LYFT is poomping sers

>>52276034
>market up 1%
>i'm down 1%
fucking kikes

Political freedom is an idea but not a fact. This idea one must know how to apply whenever it appears
necessary with this bait of an idea to attract the masses of the people to one's party for the purpose of crushing another who is in authority. This task is rendered easier of the opponent has himself been infected with
the idea of freedom, SO-CALLED LIBERALISM, and, for the sake of an idea, is willing to yield some of
his power. It is precisely here that the triumph of our theory appears; the slackened reins of government are
immediately, by the law of life, caught up and gathered together by a new hand, because the blind might of
the nation cannot for one single day exist without guidance, and the new authority merely fits into the place
of the old already weakened by liberalism.

In our day the power which has replaced that of the rulers who were liberal is the power of Gold. Time
was when Faith ruled. The idea of freedom is impossible of realization because no one knows how to use it
with moderation. It is enough to hand over a people to self-government for a certain length of time for that
people to be turned into a disorganized mob. From that moment on we get internecine strife which soon develops into battles between classes, in the midst of which States burn down and their importance is reduced
to that of a heap of ashes.

Whether a State exhausts itself in its own convulsions, whether its internal discord brings it under the
power of external foes - in any case it can be accounted irretrievable lost: IT IS IN OUR POWER. The
despotism of Capital, which is entirely in our hands, reaches out to it a straw that the State, willy-nilly, must
take hold of: if not - it goes to the bottom.

>>52276114
It ain’t coming because this whole fiasco today Is FAKE!!!! kikes did the minimum necessary to bait retards into thinking we’re gonna rally then come tomorrow, red. Wednesday, red. Thursday, red. Friday, guess.

BRAAPL is holding up this is not great news for bobo

The political has nothing in common with the moral. The ruler who is governed by the moral is not a
skilled politician, and is therefore unstable on his throne. He who wishes to rule must have recourse both to
cunning and to make-believe. Great national qualities, like frankness and honesty, are vices in politics, for
they bring down rulers from their thrones more effectively and more certainly than the most powerful enemy. Such qualities must be the attributes of the kingdoms of the GOYIM, but we must in no wise be
guided by them.

Our right lies in force. The word "right" is an abstract thought and proved by nothing. The word means
no more than: Give me what I want in order that thereby I may have a proof that I am stronger than you.

Where does right begin? Where does it end?

In any State in which there is a bad organization of authority, an impersonality of laws and of the rulers
who have lost their personality amid the flood of rights ever multiplying out of liberalism, I find a new right
- to attack by the right of the strong, and to scatter to the winds all existing forces of order and regulation, to
reconstruct all institutions and to become the sovereign lord of those who have left to us the rights of their
power by laying them down voluntarily in their liberalism.

Our power in the present tottering condition of all forms of power will be more invincible than any other,
because it will remain invisible until the moment when it has gained such strength that no cunning can any
longer undermine it.

YEAH i'M THINKING WE'RE BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsYtNlw8QI

Got my AMC calls at the bottom (for now) ready for the apes to hand me their cash this week so I can short them further into poverty and mental illness

Getting real sick of these fake and gay pumps

>mfw looking at the monthl citigroup chart

>>52276219
we've been telling you for awhile that DXY was going down

>>52276178
>Hat back, top back, ain't nothin' but a young thug
>HKs, AK's, I need to join a gun club
>Big wheels, big straps, you know I like it super-sized
>Passenger's a redbone, her weave look like some curly fries
>Inside fish sticks, outside tartar sauce
>Pocket full of celery, imagine what she tellin' me
>Blowin' on asparagus, the realest shit I ever smoked
>Ridin' to that Trap or Die, the realest shit I ever wrote
>They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me
>Don't get caught without one, coming from where I'm from
>Call me Jeezy Hamilton, flying down Campbellton
>So fresh, so clean, on my way to Charlene

Natural gas just diving off a cliff into the close.

And just like that, SPY will never be above $380 ever again again

Prepare your anus, /smg/

>>52276257
Teehee

>>52275997
Oil stocks and other commodity producers

Also, VIXM

>>52276275
the nork's are gonna test a snuke?

Will you hold oil into the new year?

I-I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>52276252
jesus why has natgas been so volatile lately. it was up like 5 dollars premarket today too, these are insane swings

Gamers, what do you think about Activision earnings after the bell today? I've heard people like the new call of duty and it sold pretty well. Will calls print?

>Be at office late on friday finishing paperwork and what's left of my lunch from earlier that day
>Female coworker comes to my work station
>Talking about work stuff, paperwork, etc
>As i am finishing my paperwork and start to leave she says she really wants something long and hard to put in her mouth
>Pull granola bar out of lunch box and give it to her
>Head home
>Be today
>All of a sudden think she might have meant something else
Anyways, has jpow announced higher interest rates yet?

>>52276123
Trash better just trading futures

I just started trading by following trends but feel like I should be doing better. Thoughts?

serious question: if i do butterfly spreads with wings a few points out from the middle on relatively stable stocks and have a script running to make sure that it sells before i get into heem territory, what would be the drawbacks? i'd be doing this exclusively on stocks that don't have earnings or divs coming up

To-day we shall touch upon the financial program, which I put off to the end of my report as being the
most difficult, the crowning and the decisive point of our plans. Before entering upon it I will remind you
that I have already spoken before by way of a hint when I said that the sum total of our actions is settled by
the question of figures.

When we come into our kingdom our autocratic government will avoid, from a principle of selfpreservation, sensibly burdening the masses of the people with taxes, remembering that it plays the part of
father and protector. But as State organization cost dear it is necessary nevertheless to obtain the funds required for it. It will, therefore, elaborate with particular precaution the question of equilibrium in this matter.

Our rule, in which the king will enjoy the legal fiction that everything in his State belongs to him (which
may easily be translated into fact), will be enabled to resort to the lawful confiscation of all sums of every
kind for the regulation of their circulation in the State. From this follows that taxation will best be covered
by a progressive tax on property. In this manner the dues will be paid without straitening or ruining anybody
in the form of a percentage of the amount of property. The rich must be aware that it is their duty to place a
part of their superfluities at the disposal of the State since the State guarantees them security of possession of
the rest of their property and the right of honest gains, I say honest, for the control over property will do
away with robbery on a legal basis.

This social reform must come from above, for the time is ripe for it - it is indispensable as a pledge of
peace.

F-it.
Buying some 379 puts for aftermarket today. Watch it dip at 1620, lol.

>>52276305
EU capacity full

Natgas is extremely hard to store and transport, so a lot of it has nowhere to go until Europoors burn up all their natgas for the winter again

Well smg what is it tomorrow? Red or green? I have a whole lot of money to gamble

>>52276305
Tankers are stacked up off EU and news keeps oscillating as to whether they will find a way to offload/regasify faster going into winter.

>>52276328

The tax upon the poor man is a seed of revolution and works to the detriment of the State which is hunting
after the trifling is missing the big. Quite apart from this, a tax on capitalists diminishes the growth of wealth
in private hands in which we have in these days concentrated it as a counterpoise to the government strength
of the GOYIM - their State finances.

A tax increasing in a percentage ratio to capital will give much larger revenue than the present individual
or property tax, which is useful to us now for the sole reason that it excites trouble and discontent among the
GOYIM. (Now we know the purpose of the 16th Amendment!!).

The force upon which our king will rest consists in the equilibrium and the guarantee of peace, for the
sake of which things it is indispensable that the capitalists should yield up a portion of their incomes for the
sake of the secure working of the machinery of the State. State needs must be paid by those who will not feel
the burden and have enough to take from.

Such a measure will destroy the hatred of the poor man for the rich, in whom he will see a necessary financial support for the State, will see in him the organizer of peace and well-being since he will see that it is
the rich man who is paying the necessary means to attain these things.

In order that payers of the educated classes should not too much distress themselves over the new payments they will have full accounts given them of the destination of those payments, with the exception of
such sums as will be appropriated for the needs of the throne and the administrative institutions.

He who reigns will not have any properties of his own once all in the State represented his patrimony, or
else the one would be in contradiction to the other; the fact of holding private means would destroy the right
of property in the common possessions of all.

AEVA

>>52276306
Activision still has a long way to go before they're known to make good games again. But if they're turning around, great.

>>52276350

Relatives of him who reigns, his heirs excepted, who will be maintained by the resources of the State,
must enter the ranks of servants of the State or must work to obtain the right to property; the privilege of
royal blood must not serve for the spoiling of the treasury.

Purchase, receipt of money or inheritance will be subject to the payment of a stamp progressive tax. Any
transfer of property, whether money or other, without evidence of payment of this tax which will be strictly
registered by names, will render the former holder liable to pay interest on the tax from the moment of transfer of these sums up to the discovery of his evasion of declaration of the transfer. Transfer documents must
be presented weekly at the local treasury office with notifications of the name, surname and permanent place
of residence of the former and the new holder of the property. This transfer with register of names must begin from a definite sum which exceeds the ordinary expenses of buying and selling necessaries, and these
will be subject to payment only by a stamp impost of a definite percentage of the unit.

Just strike an estimate of how many times such taxes as these will cover the revenue of the GOYIM
States.

The State exchequer will have to maintain a definite complement of reserve sums, and all that is collected above that complement must be returned into circulation. On these sums will be organized public
works. The initiative in works of this kind, proceeding from State sources, will blind the working class
firmly to the interests of the State and to those who reign. From these same sums also a part will be set aside
as rewards of inventiveness and productiveness.

>>52276333
>>52276345
natgas at 10+ when?

>>52276350
All we need is the Single Tax (land tax) but the proles are kept too stupid to agitate for it.

>>52276252
great for my KOLD position :^)

>>52276371
I don't play that hyper political bullshit sanction-dependent market.

BUDDY LOOK AT TSLA COMPUTER

>>52275979
Damn, I haven’t had a Barqs in years. Any ticker for this feel?

>>52276410
It's bangs

>>52276324
You can get heemed if gamma is greater than your theta.

That is, the stock moves faster in either direction than what you collect in premium decay.

If you want to go that route, use short iron butterflies (an atm call and put debit spreads combined) as far into the future as possible (like 2 years or so till expiration) to hedge your gamma, and then sell iron condors with less than 2 months till expiration.

You can also leg into each side of the iron condor individually, so you can get a favorable price for each spread

>>52276417
remember the commercials? barq's has bite.

Have you guys tried Pterodactyl spreads?
Or at least a Mammoth Curtain?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>52276371
I say wait until the middle of winter, but I am not an energy expert.

At least energy commodities are in backwardation, so that should give you an additional edge if you using futures or a futures etf like UNG

i missed my opportunity to become an oil baron, should i buy PBR now and reclaim the dream?

Thread is so dead when dumb retail Bobo is losing

Kneel

>>52276312
Heh, I was once hanging out with this skank and she told me her parents are gone for the day and that we should really hang out at her place... that it might be "fun or whatever". I told her bye and went home to play WC3 Dota. Heh, nothin personal.
No regrets

>>52276443
>1 hour late

>>52276306
Yeah, go all in on ATVI calls. I expect shares to pump 50%.

>>52276452
more like when volatility is low

Lowest volume since august. Must be those crouching tigers again.

>>52276446
You can sell naked puts on PBR get paid to buy the dip. If it doesn't dip, you can just collect premiums forever.

Also, COP, XOM, and PSX are all deeply undervalued compared to fundamentals, and are not subjected to political risk of Brazil

>>52276443
>-6.76% after daily inflation

WHERE IS DING BRO?!

>>52276034
Republicans are about to win Congress. The market loves gridlock and nothing getting done, so we rally

>>52276324
Why would you think this would work? You can't program a trading strategy that only uses a ticker's own price action, it makes no sense. You need outside data, macro, news headlines, commodity prices, quarterly reports - literally anything, in order to get an edge. Otherwise your algo is entirely backwards looking.

The second price action moved against you, you sell? So you sell at a loss then, plus commissions. Then what, when it moves back you re-buy the position, with commissions? In what universe does this remotely make sense to you. Please stay the fuck out of derivatives if you think this could ever work.

i got fucked at the close there

>you share a thread with actual retards who think it’s called Barq’s root beer

>>52276306
ATVI as an arbitrage play (MSFT deal for $95/share) is pretty good if it gets hit at earnings I'll go in

>>52276417
Bang your mom, lol

>>52276444
>>52276405
i wont invest in that because my broker asks for overnight fees. november just began, but peak winter will be december and january

>urr durr we habez no winter due to climate change anymore

>>52276517
>falling for the jewish psyop by the bang energy drink faggots who literally sell a fucking rainbow unicorn urine flavor, to call barq's bang's because anti-semites can't read cursive.

like fuck you, it's not even funny that you're so fucking stupid to fall for their jewish tricks.

Why are utilities getting beat like a french whore?

>>52276439
Tell me more.
I know you're shitposting, but explain.

>>52276542
>i wont invest in that because my broker asks for overnight fees. november just began, but peak winter will be december and january
if your broker is a kike about futures, then just trade UNG.

I personally like selling naked puts on UNG, so I can make money even if it crabs or jumps around

>>52276545
When was the last time anyone actually paid their electric bill? lol

>>52276543
>anti-semites can’t read cursive

I can read and write cursive quite well, actually, so shows what you know barqbrain

>>52276551
The Pterodactyl spread is similar to the Iron Giant Cage but focuses more on the downside protection and making the upside downside balance take an effect on your perspective spread profits by benefiting from the volatility of the gamma rays/theta lays

>>52276292
More like Pakis vs Jeets. The most obvious and yet somehow least expected nuclear war

HOLY RAVIOLI
I made some money today!

>>52276543
get cucked faggot

Should I invest in Coke or Pepsi?

>>52276545
I'm kicking utilities ass right now in the center of the ring brother and the market is responding

>>52276611
MNST

>>52276611
Invest in COCK

>>52276611
Both are good, I would do coke even though Pepsi is objectively a larger company

>>52275979
Stonks < Coins

I'm launching a YescryptR16 algorithm (PoW) Bitcoin fork. It will be very interesting, because we already have a CEX listing confirmed a week after launch and a handful of influencers on board to make a push on this.

There are a lot of details I'd like to share here, but it seems that jannies have made my info sheet "banned text". If you're interested in learning more, launch is in approximately 2 weeks so you have some time to get educated about the project and prepare for launch. Picture is related, hop on TG and shoot me a DM for more information or the group invite.

bros i'm on day 7 of no fap and i'm so fucking horny. my roommate is leaving her panties in the open too and i've kind of got a thing for her and it's killing me

>>52276614
Well like dominion sold off 6% but I don't know why

>>52276637
Consider purchasing a 4chan advertisement

>>52276551
Not him. But dino analysis is the only way to trade. Hedge funds have been recruiting paleontologists in droves lately.

SHEEEEESH METAbullites, we literally can't stop winning LOL! Zuck makes us bucks!

>>52276638
just ask her if she wants to fuck already

why do people say TA are memelines and then say things are priced in? if they were priced in, wouldn't that mean TA has already baked in all the priced-in-ness?

fundamental analysis on the other hand seems like what appears to be basing decisions off hunches. Oh, this company is profitable and has good numbers! but if it's just not performing in the market, i mean i don't know, how could you explain this? if anything FA is basically an attempt at market analysis by correlations, whereas TA is analysis by historical data. what makes more sense to trust, correlations or history?

i suppose the real answer is a mix of both and in what time frame, as i have found TA more meaningful for short term trading than long term -- but is not all trading short term at some point, especially entry?

hmm...

>>52276657
I've tried and she's stone walling me hard :( so I can only get off now by buying risky SOXL positoins and hoping it is equivalent of buying sex

>>52276663
what do you mean you tried? did she say no I don't want to fuck or something?

>>52276655
What the fuck is this shit.

>>52276672
i mean i've never come out and ask but she's really just been cold towards any flirts I've attempted...now she's kind of seeing somebody else anyways not like it matters, my game ain't strong enough for this

>>52276082
Crunch time is starting. Capitulation is near.

>>52276700
agreed...capitulation is definitely coming up. I'm kind of expecting the 10yr yield to jump in the next few months which will probably be accompanied by a capitulation. If that does not happen then of course who knows where we are going

>>52276679
That sounds bad.

>>52276638
i have not frapped in over two years do not give up, pray to God and don't worry

>>52276717
I'm down bad baggie

>>52276724
i'm really just trying to quit porn this month more than anything. Accomplishing that would be nice, fuck porn.

Although I'd invest in porn if I could...porn ticker when

>>52276082
Spotify gave a shit load of money to a guy that told a bunch of people to take horse dewormer for their covid. Like any company that retarded, deserves to have retarded bag holders like yourself.

>>52276661
Trading stocks is stupid unless it's a long term hold on something you are very bullish on. I.e. you personally use the product and like it. You should never trade a stock, the only way you have enough knowledge to trade a stock is if you work in the company in which case it's probably illegal or at least in the industry, that's the only way you have enough knowledge to trade something so specific as a stock. Invest? Sure ok. Trade? Fuck no.

You should only trade indexes, and only off of things you can understand, such as macro data, political events, geo politics, etc. These are broad enough markets and broad enough metrics that the noise doesn't matter and your thesis, if correct, can actually make you money. Never trade anything that's more specific than your thesis.

Also events aren't priced in instantly, the stock market is mostly run by a bunch of dumb frat kids who's parents had enough connections to get them into an Ivy. The moment you stop putting them on a pedestal is the moment you can start having some confidence (=conviction) in your trades. If you don't have conviction don't trade.

I lost 2 grand today.

>>52276084
>>52276111
I think union leadership made an agreement with the rail companies for the union members to vote on accepting, and then the union members voted against the agreement

>>52276733
Take it from someone who's experimented for decades at this point - nofap is a meme. It makes you distractingly horny but you get deaddick syndrome when u actually need to use it. What you should do is fap to either imagination or beautiful naked women (no cocks involved).

>>52276760
I prefer the David Portnoy strategy of putting scrabble tiles in a bag and buying what ever ticker you pull out.

>>52276599
Imagine the smell

>>52276751
Shut up you dumb attention seeking faggot

>>52276786
https://youtu.be/X7qmrbZLUfA?t=650

I told you guys last Friday. The TA is telling me a rally is coming soon. You all laughed at me and said it was cope..

It's getting a little tiring watching my portfolios worth remain flat as a board even though I'm contributing every second week. It really feels like I'm donating money to an unknown Synagogue instead of building up for my retirement.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52276816
fuck you anti-semite

>>52276778
idk i've done it before and i had good luck. Going longer than a month always got me out and having sex instead of staying home, while i've been on a dry spell now since 2019.

How do some of you guys get the balls to buy prostitutes? Honestly, I just tried to take the verification selfie, and it's like, I don't want to inflict this on somebody.

Am I dumb to hold my oil shorts? It's got to go down someday r-right?

>>52276760
if you mean with trade = daytrading then I agree but your index only take is retarded. you can easily make money by checking leading sectors in current cycle (like energy, healthcare, financials) and pick specific stocks for swing trades, or for shorting check overvalued dogshit (easily found in tech)

>>52276922
i've been debating on this for a while...500-600 bucks once every few months just to nut and get it over with and not have to deal with "women" seems like a good deal to me

>>52276768
I lost a lot last week too.

>>52276922
Just tell yourself it's purely professional

>>52276922
>verification selfie
I don't know what this means

>>52276075
that works both ways

>>52276929
oil has probably bottomed out. being short right now is retarded because eventually they have to stop depleting the SPR and refill it

>>52276929
Diamonds hands, anon.

>>52276935
At first I was like,
>Nah, I got stuff to do, I'll spend my money on that.
But then she called me and her voice made the tip of my dick tingle, so now I think I'm just going to pop the cash.

New product lines from AQB... time to buy calls?

>>52276778
Not true at all. There are so many benefits to not fapping. In fact, experiments trying to study the effects of porn on people have been banned because the damage is irreversible. Porn is worse than nearly any addictive drug.

Can I get some feedback on this?

I'm starting to average into the market very slowly on JEPI and SOXX.
I also have a tiny bag of Draftkings that I just got which I am selling covered calls on since I do feel like they'll be pretty big down the line.
Do you think averaging into the market over the next 6 months is a viable strategy? I'm pretty much going to split myself between VOO, JEPI, and SOXX with some individual companies I like sprinkled around.

test

>>52276922
if you need someone to hold your hand while going out to whores you should invite a friend to do it and let him chose one for himself, it´s common courtesy

Where are all the TA haters who laughed at me on Friday? Show yourself you COWARDS!! The rally is going to go harder, faster and higher..Are you haters hiding in your den??

>>52276961
What would a maidmaid or a mermer be?

Just noticed TSLA closed below $200.
Is the Elon hype bubble finally popping? Does this recent public endorsement of the republican party mark the death of his personal brand?

>>52276953
>refill it
Why would they? You think the government can afford to do that?

>>52276975
More like est. As in estrogen. You fag.

>>52276981
not even biden is retarded enough to not refill the SPR

>>52276922
That's the Holy Spirit telling you that if you visit the strange women, inescapable spiritual death awaits.

>>52276922
Isn't this illegal in the states?
Even if it wasn't I'd be very scared of STD's. No way I could do it, the risk would be too great.

>>52276965
no the jews defunded the research when they got results they didn't like. it's like why those climate change faggots keep coming up with new data that shows you must cripple the american economy. the globalists are out in full force to fuck with America, and its up to us to go out there tomorrow and stop them with everything we got!

>>52276994
but it might be a bit...but the oil market is pricing in a refill EVENTUALLY and it can remain stuck at those prices well into 2023.

follow your heart I guess but being short oil at this point just seems fucking stupid

Buy MMAT
It's dipping before the moon ride.
Don't say I didn't warn you

>>52276994
how long will it take for you to understand they are trying to bring it all down?

>>52276930
There's literally no reason to swing a stock when you can swing a sector unless you somehow have specific (insider) knowledge that a specific stock is over or undervalued and not for reasons unknown to you. Stocks are simply too specific to trade. Go ahead I don't give a shit how you spend your money but indexes are the only thing your average retail anon should be touching. If you need leverage use options. Simple as.

>>52277008
>Literally 2x'd and is retracing from the peak

>>52277020
nigger if you're in the schizo camp then you probably aren't trading oil so i don't know why you're even having this conversation because if that's the case then you have ten million things more to worry about than oil longs and shorts

>>52276786
https://kevan.org/scrabble
my pick was RAIN

>>52276994
Biden doesn't do any thinking, and his handlers don't care about the country as long as they get their bags. We're in the plundering phase of the empire's collapse. Long Israel desu

>>52276994
They wanted to refill SPR below $70.
Oil is $92 now and headed higher.

The truth is Biden and the democrat party don't give a fuck about the economy. All they ever wanted was a temporary prop to keep the peasants happy until their midterm votes can be counted.
The guardrails disappear the day after tomorrow. If anything, they WANT a crash so they can try and salvage things again in the final 6 months before 2024.

>>52277021
What if a certain sector doesn't really have an index etf or is very narrow, eg coal mining. Also they pay a nice dividend

>>52277035
oncology biotech shit.... good luck with that one.

>>52277049
>>52277035
For me, it's tarot readings, and I meant to short ATVI

>>52277036
Maybe so but AGAIN the market is pricing in oil refills even into 2024. If you think the market is eventually gonna go "oh wait a minute they aren't gonna refill it" then yeah you're gonna make a lot of money, but I contest that being short oil is one of the DUMBEST fucking things you could be doing right now and just because there is some schizo talk of hurr biden is going to destroiy the country because of the great reset doesn't mean the market gives a shit.

Separate your personal feelings from investing

We successfully defeated the crab today

How red is tomorrow going to be?

It’s not easy work keeping two girlfriends at once, but I do it because it brings a smile to my face when I hear anons complaining about having zero gf’s

>>52277021
trading index makes only sense on leverage (min. 20x)
and you don't need muh insider information to pick stocks brainlet

>>52277043
If you can't find a way to trade your thesis without making the trade narrower than the thesis implies, dont trade it. There will be a new opportunity tomorrow.

>>52277040
yep -- I fully agree with you. Oil isn't gonna let it go below $70 anytime soon nor does OPEC+ have any fucking reason to play nice with the Biden admin. Total disgrace. Shame republican party has gone full retard with the Christian Evangelical vote and the MAGAtards. I'm pretty much going long on commodities myselff

Cheers to those who bought bayhorse at .035 when I pointed it out a bit ago

>>52277076
Do they know about each other?

>>52277075
They're calling it a blood moon.
I'm not sure whether that means it'll get bloody... or we're going to moon. You decide.

>>52277061
Good. Fuck those chitinous sons of bitches.

>>52276967
>Do you think averaging into the market over the next 6 months is a viable strategy?
It's always viable and you should always buy more shit. Buy more shit when the lines go down.

>VOO, JEPI, and SOXX
VOO is the SP 500. JEPI is the SP 500 plus dividends from covered calls (if I remember correctly). There's no reason to hold both. You already have experience with covered calls and can run them on SPY. Roll the option on expiration if it's ITM so you don't have to give up the shares (since your plan is a long term hold). Tweak your CC strategy to fit your risk tolerance.

>>52277088
No that’s why it’s not easy work

>>52277078
You don't need it to trade stocks, but you need it to profit from trading stocks. If you're into stocks you should be investing not trading. Trading is for indexes and maybe some ETFs if you're into that.

>>52277090
the blood moon is just an open for the republican typhoon that's coming on Wednesday. #TakeBackAmerica #FuckJoeBiden

>>52276967
70% of my portfolio is a mix of VTI and VXUS. There is reason to believe this may not be the best investment you can make but there's not a scenario where buying the index being a good thing means the world is going great anyways. I then buy 5% SOXX and some other etfs for other 5%'s.

Midterm pump was choppy, but SPY closed a solid green. Gotta love history

This last minute pump into close is an obvious set up for an immediate downside come tomorrow.

>>52277111
and by open i meant to say omen, i dunno i'm kinda retarded today.

>>52276982
It's following the same trend as all major tech sectors. So, no. If Tech recovers, tsla will be the first to do so.

>>52277112
buying the index NOT being a good thing*

too many people get caught up on thinking of investing in a vacuum, but you need to be careful not to go full retard like gold and silverfags who are obsessed with larping in the end of the world. /pmg/ is the worst place on this board to talk macro with by far

>>52276859
I thought we would doomp first though, im feeling not so good but if tomorrow is red ill be okay

>>52277136
If that were true TSLA would be down 90% off peak right now, like the rest.
Tesla is it's own unique monster.

>>52277126
I'm currently thinking green day tomorrow and then Wednesday we'll probably puke into CPI. Might be a 2dte dip-buy opportunity at Wednesday close if CPI indeed surprises to the downside.

>>52277061
>he didn't account for daily inflation
We ended even on the day

>>52276724
I've fapped multiple times a day for over 20 years. I've never had any problem with erectile dysfunction, nutting or approaching women. It's puritan nonsense kids lap up because they get scared in bed which makes them either lose wood or cum quickly and then think there must be something wrong with them.

Literally the groups who have gotten behind NoFap are evangelicals and people who drink their piss to preserve their essence.

>>52276599
Pakistan is underwater dude. You're more likely to have a Pakistani civil war between the military and populists.

>>52276922
>verification selfie

This is how you get blackmailed. Only time I've heard of a prossie asking for it has been with obvious scam artists that punters were complaining about.

>>52276935
>500-600 bucks once every few months just to nut and get it over with

I don't get how prostitution is so expensive in America. Literally just go to Mexico and do it for cheaper.

>>52277162
Daily inflation is proof that if you meme about something enough... it eventually becomes real

>>52277161
i don't want to fuck some ugly mexican bitch

>>52276443
+7% on a 1.75 yr old portfolio that's up a little over 12% for the year.

>futures

Honestly meta dumpening was more a generational slap in the face then anything. Baby boomers had their CEO big names in FAGMAN like steve jobs and bill gates, gen xoomer has elon musk that just struts around casually buying twitter with his gen X pals like peter theil going all in pivoting the internet to their goals. Then you have zucc just making an ass of himself when he strays from facebook too far. Its like boomers and xoomers know they are in charge and wont let a single millenial/zoomer be a big face of something big. And outside tech you have blackrock and the oldschool real estate scammer boys club. All baby boomers and their gen X pals. When are we going to sit at the table?

>inb4 vitalik fatgay nazarov
And of course they handpick the guys with eating disorders that are easy to meme.

realistically when can we expect to be back at ATH on the S&P?

>>52277075
Significant but I doubt to much red. More than enough to change it, but I suspect the Democrats will try and say "NOOOO MORE VOTES NEED TO BE COUNTED THIS WAS RIGGED" without any sense of irony

>>52277283
2 more years

>>52277283
How does Christmas sound?

I can't thank Joe Biden enough for making sure our elections are secure and safe from chuds.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-monitor-polls-24-states-compliance-federal-voting-rights-laws

>>52276994
Anon, I…

>>52277196
fuck a pretty mexican bitch, retard.

>>52276981
They are mandated by law to do so

I hope Funko Inc doesnt go down for good. My youngest brother loves them

>>52277036
>europe getting nuked
>america gets culturally enriched
>>Long Israel desu

>>52277338
i hope your brother goes down for good

>>52277339
That's a lot of shit tier land. What the fuck is wrong with Jews?

>>52277313
> Biden: We Have ‘The Most Extensive and Inclusive Voter Fraud Organization’

75% global index fund
10% s&p
10% tech etf
2.5% btc
2.5% eth

how does my folio looks lads?

>>52277330
Several additional sales are mandated. And further drawdowns only require Biden to say "whoops, there's an emergency. Time to sell another 200m barrels right before my re-election campaign."

>DWAC up over 60% in one day

>>52277330
Oil is going to skyrocket and the red wave will be blamed. MSM will parrot the narrative. Electorate will be even more pissed in '24 if that's possible. War will convently prevent elections from taking place. Trump returns in 2028. Cap this.

>>52277359
>global index fund being that high
absolutely retarded. Just make 85% of your folio a mix of US indexes and global index, I recommend 70/30

>>52277376
can confirm, patriots are in control

>>52277408
Not really. We'll have a war with China before Trump is back. That's hardly "in control."

>>52277402
the global fund is almost 50% US stocks though

glowies tongue my anus

>>52277422
that's mostly why I say just buy VTI + VXUS vs a global index (sorry I should have specified VXUS). I prefer a heavier weighting to US stocks because there is no scenario where my portfolio does well with the US market crashing, but that's just my opinion.

>>52277422
>>52277436
also at that point you might be better off buying NASDAQ over having a 10% weighting towards a tech etf depending on the ETF...you're not really buying yourself any favors

>>52277368
Trump was at a weekend rally talking about announcing his campaign soon. He is estimated to be announcing sometime next week.

^glownigger

>>52277448
trump announcing a campaign would honestly be GOP suicide. I like trump but there's no way he appeals to moderates anymore. We really should get Desantis in rather than this fucking cultist

>>52277040
we should have refilled, but the sand people saw we were draining the SPR and they cut production to squeeze us

>>52277461
Sorry sweaty, Trump is coming back mmmmkay? ;)

>>52277159
It is the biggest pump and dump by far

>>52275979
Are gold / copper mining companies good?
My port is 100% oil

https://twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1541871718637223938

WAT did they mean by this

>>52277554
what did he mean by this

>>52277537
fucking hate diggers. yeah yeah, im sure your exploratory survey shows good results.

>>52277537
Gold sucks balls. Copper and any of the "green" metals looks like they are going to be in a multi year bull run. Miners are down due to china demand atm. Might be a good industry. I've been 95% Canadian oil since 2020 and im looking to switch, but the stocks are still dirt cheap. Cant really find stuff at 30-50% Fcf anywhere else yet.

>>52277230
how's my boy niko doing these days, anyways? haven't checked in on him in forever. has he lost any weight?

>>52277598
lol

>>52277692
>has he lost any weight
No,he's still a big boy,he recently updated his onlyfans though

>>52277126
I think it will be green tomorrow because rep winning is already priced in and basically the Republican platform is to throw away bidens energy and infrastructure policy

Holy shit. /pol/ is fucking posed and too easy to fuck with. These elections sure got those nerds in a real wicket.

Also if I get the quads. The market will crash after midterm week.

Baking.

>>52277765
you're still right

>>52277765
Rerolling for quints. And to crash the market post elections

>>52277777
if get market crash

>>52277754
They're going to be real mad when the good guys when.

>>403344918
Can another bored fren help me with this faggot?

>>52277754
>>52277785
post your gaped assholes

>>52277722
sometimes i like to go to his most recent vids and put the captions on and pull some memes screenshots out of them. if i wasn't lazy i could probably turn this into an /smg/ meme pretty easily by putting JPow's or Biden's face on him and posting the S&P chart behind him.

>>52277840
It’s not pretty but pic related.

>>52277854
thank God. as someone who actually responsibly paid for their own college and am debt free, you have no idea how pissed off i was about the college debt forgiveness shit. literally rewarding degenerates while screwing over people who are responsible.

>>52277854
This might win a part of independent voters in cities but that is about it.

>>52277900
I am an independent voter in a city. I won’t vote democrat until the current Schumer/pelosi regime is dead and gone

>>52277919
Pelosi might retire soon

WE WON HULKAMANIACS!

>>52277944
USA USA USA USA

>>52277878
colleges are a scam anyways
>rising tuition to get more aid/scholarship dollars
>colluding with the text book cartel
>full price online classes where students watch a prerecorded youtube lecture

>NYT

>>52278005
What's the R word?

>>52278005
>TFW the CEO calls you a retard after your presentation

Good day. Did nothing at work. Ogled my young co-worker's ass on the sly. (Hey she was wearing jeans so tight when she walked you could see each cheek move to..So you know what do you expect me to do?). Bagged more T and VZ.

Anyone else quiet quitting?

>>52278005
What the FUCK is the "R-word"? I'm so sick of this fucking bullshit. Retard? Racist? Rigger? Raghead? Republican? Journalists need to be lined up against a wall and [redacted].

>>52278025
why do you not own a tobacco stock, divvyboomer

>>52277961
i went to a ABET-accredited community college that is focused on STEM and sends a lot of kids to places like WPI and MIT, got my AS in EE there and became a technician. now i pull in $60k/year after working for a couple of years and my tuition only cost $11k for 2 years total. plus benefits, 401k, bonuses twice a year, etc. also i play MTGA at work for like half of every day, come in late leave early take long lunches etc. can't recommend it enough, but you need to be able to pass differential equations and other associated calc-based courses (chem, physics, statics, etc). im also getting paid to learn programming on the job right now.

but for liberals arts shit especially in ivy league colleges, yeah it's a scam for most people. doesn't have to be, though, if you know what you're doing.

>>52278015
>>52278034
It's "recession" but we can meme otherwise. I think these cocksucker journos want to avoid the headline crawling bots.

eye wanbd fed pivot NOWE!!!!
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>52277944
feels good to know im a literal hero.

What's the best way to inverse Jim Cramer?

>>52278067
tonguing my anus

>>52278067
the inverse cramer etf, duh.

>>52278067

>>52278044
can't blame em, the algos are ruthless

>>52278074
SJIM isn't on Robinhood tho :(

>>52278036
The real mystery is how he's missed out on XOM this whole time.

>>52278078
Just imagine, if you bought a major news publication and could troll all these parsing bots...

>>52278036
Well I don't use any tobacco products and aside from the beginning of the process I've no idea what the remaining stages are till the end product gets in the hands of the sheep. Let's just say I know all about the beginning part up close and personal like. (I wasn't always a govt worker you know)

>>52278015
Rigger.

>>52278086
SJIM, brought to you by Randy Savage

>>52278034
Recession? Russia? Reaganomics? Retirement? Rob Schneider Reboot?

New

>>52278118
>>52278118

>>52278101
just buy MO, you're not a true Divvynigga if you dont

>>52278067
Jim covers a wide range of companies, you would have to study him for hours a day. Some companies are popular enough that not just Jim is talking about them that day, and there are also situations where he boosts shares short term simply though exposure.

>>52278034
>>52278113
it's Rape. (a lot).

>Two shares of META!

>>52278137
Honestly surprised I couldn't think of that one.

>>52278091
I didn't miss. More like I sold it to soon. Buying it now would be nuts. Did the same thing with MRO. Although that one I had it when it was still under 5 a share.. At one time I had NET when it was sub 20.

>>52276446
>PBR
Pabst Blue Ribbon?

>>52276638
Describe the smell

>>52277408
Oil $250/barrel 2023!!!!!!

>>52277554
>>52277606
Krugman thinks children are ugly, especially whites

>>52276419
B00kmarked

>>52277161
>This is how you get blackmailed. Only time I've heard of a prossie asking for it has been with obvious scam artists that punters were complaining about.
Well I already sent it, so I guess in a few years when I'm a politician I'll be pressed over it. Sucks, I was almost "squeaky" clean.