/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'll start:
>money in savings
a little more than 10k
>money in crypto
40k
>assets
none, I'm a student
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
for the most part

>money in savings
$0
>money in crypto
$317
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
yes

also include age

>>5225622
>money in savings
30 €
>money in crypto
35k €
>assets
wtf
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>>5225676
18

>>5225622
>money in savings
£11k

>money in crypto
£15k

>assets
Car

>do you have a gf
Yes.

>money in savings
~10k
>money in crypto
~22k
>assets
just a bunch of random shit I own that's probably worth max $500
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
meh, I'm not depressed like I used to be, but I'm not particularly happy

>>5225622
>$1.5k
>$4k
>shitty car
>no
>no
19 years old and attending a shitty community college. life gets better, r-right?

>>5225622
>>money in savings
$4k
>>money in crypto
$400
>>assets
Does a car count
>>do you have a gf
Yes
>>are you happy
Day by day basis

>>5225622
>money in savings
900
>money in crypto
0, getting started
>assets
random shit,books, electrincs worth 500-600 europoor coins
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
in general yes

>>5225622
>money in savings
$10k
>money in crypto
$11k
>assets
House, two cars.
>do you have a gf
Wife.
>are you happy
Yes.

>Money in savings
~250k
>Money in crypto
84k
>assets
~500k
>Age
29
>gf?
Yes
>happy?
Somewhat

>>5225802
As long as you keep saving your money and finish your degree, yes, it does. Don't touch your fucking savings and finish your fucking degree.

>>5225622
>16k
>800
>no
>happy.

should I invest more lol.

>>5225622
>>money in savings
$10,000 CAD
>>money in crypto
$290,000 CAD
>>assets
Nothing besides the car, college student
>>do you have a gf
yes
>>are you happy
No, not until I've really made it.

8k in savings

$650 in crypto

About 30k in retirement account

Married 2 kids

What is happiness

>>5225622
50$
7500$
Gold, Silver, Guns, Bullets, Stored food, Car, House
Nope
Yes but a little bored. Id join the military if I trusted our government even a little.

>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
$73
>assets
0
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>>5225828
A car is a liability, unless you use it to make money in a business

>>5225622
>money in savings
Literally, 200 dollars.
>money in crypto
7.2k. Any money I get goes straight to crypto.
>assets
Car, 12k worth of records and CDs, about to start university soon
>do you have a gf
No.
>are you happy
No.

>>5225622
>money in savings
20k
>money in crypto
1.4m
>assets
none
>do you have a gf
no, kissless virgin
>are you happy
not really, I have been all in btc the last weeks and I missed out on 3x on literally every shitcoin I could have picked to invest in besides btc

>>5225622
>money in savings
$10,000,000
>money in crypto
$5,000,000
>assets
Porsche 911, 4 million dollar mansion, mining rigs worth about 200k mining QTUM
>do you have a gf
no, i fuck thousand dollar hookers
>are you happy
what do you think?

>>5225903
I use it to get to my shit post office job. In a way it helps make money I guess.

>money in savings 0
>money in crypto 8k
0 assets
Gf?? Sometime..


Car isnt asset, its liability u pajeets

>>5225903
What? If your car is paid off it's an asset, a thing you can exchange for $.

>age
23
>money in savings
$5000
>money in crypto
$80,000
>student debt
$10,000
>assets
car
>gf
no
>happy
yes

$6K
$195K
No assets other than my vehicle
No
Yes

>>5225622

>money in savings
roughly 100k
>money in crypto
roughly 20k
>assets
2 cars, house
>do you have a gf
wife + 1 kid
>are you happy
yes, but don't tell 4chan NEET faggots that

Super happy btw

>>5225903
A car is an asset, it's just an asset that degenerates in value unless you're intending on flipping it.

>savings
$10k (fidelity etfs, bank)
>Crypto
$8.5k (in since October)
>Assets
Ok car
>Gf
no
>Happy
eh, miss my college friends

22, started first real job this fall

>money in savings
6.4k
>money in crypto
2.4k
>assets
6k index funds, like 3k worth of electronics I guess
>do you have a gf
Nope
>are you happy
Yep

>>5225920
nice larp
>what do you think?
I think you're going to be flipping burgers 9 hours a day for the rest of your life

>>5225622
>money in savings
2k
>money in crypto
25k
>assets
none
>do you have a gf
10/10 with makeup
7/10 without
>are you happy
no, never will be

>>5225622
>10$
>400$
>0
>Yes
>Yes

>>5225920
holy shit dude. howd you get so rich?

>>5225920
You're not a happy man if you're LARPing on 4chan.
You're also not a happy man if you're ironically LARPing on 4chan to mock the culture of the board you frequent.

>>5225622
€0 - if I fail, I will apply for gubment gibs
€500.000
€15.000.000 - real estate
im a degenerate who visits Asian massage parlours 2 times a day
fuck yeah!

>>5225622
>>money in savings
12k
>>money in crypto
1k
>>assets
Nothing really, house inheritance I guess.
>>do you have a gf
I did...
>>are you happy
No, I'm becoming really sad

>>5226017
stay mad virgin.

>money in savings
12k
>money in crypto
14k
>assets
15k index funds + car
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>>5226061
cringe

>>5225914
Yea same, my portfolio been sideways the last couple weeks, really sux

>money in savings
2.5k €
>money in crypto
500€
>assets
N/A
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
Not really

>money in savings
See Pic
>money in crypto
My ameritrade portfolio consists of 70% crypto, 20% energy, 10% Index Fund
>assets
Stocks, Car
>do you have a gf
I have three, just don't let them know about each other.
>are you happy
I'm pretty happy with my life lately, I feel like I am making progress in life and finally getting somewhere.

>>5226047
yeah, data mining threads are really board culture bro.

>>5226061
>stay mad virgin

>>5225622
>140K
>13.5K
>car + computer + money
>no
>meh
>25

>money in savings
$10K
>money in crypto
$80K
>assets
1 house worth $150K
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
No

>money in savings
0 (420 in bank and paid on the 28th for 5 weeks work, also still in college)
>money in crypto
€1.2k from €250
>assets
nothing really desu still live with parents and halfway through college so nothing rip
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
Yes, little stressed rn cause exams are on the 10th but I know I'll be fine and up more in crypto by then but in general super happy

>>5225951
Still a drain on your cash, except for selling

>money in savings
$300 usd
>money in crypto
$400,000 usd
>assets
gaming pc ~$1,500
sneaker collection ~$2,000
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
not really

>money in savings
€30k
>money in crypto
€3k
>assets
house, 2 cars
>do you have a gf
pregnant wife + 1 kid
>are you happy
most of the time
sometimes i feel empty inside but i don´t know why

>money in savings
£100k
>money in crypto
£40k
>assets
Campervan
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
Most the time

>>5225622
>money in savings
2k $
>money in crypto
100$
>assets
none
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>money in savings
20k
>money in crypto
110k
>assets
Car/City apartment that is 25% paid off
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
No, I've stopped thinking about ending it all recently which is an improvement but a long way from happy.

>>5225622
>2k
>mined $3.5k
>a few mining machines
>cutie3.14 gf
>happiness is a a temporary illusion

>>5225622
>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
150k
>assets
houses
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>>5226092
You say that sarcastically but I read that 100% literally. Have you seen just how many of these threads pop up on a daily basis in the past two months?

>money in savings
5k usd
>money in crypto
58k in BTC/ETH
>assets
17k car, PC I could sell for around 2k, and 8k worth of a single stock.
>do you have a gf
No, never even been on a date.
>are you happy
No

>savings
$25k
>crypto
$15k
Assets
$750k (10 rental properties netting about $5k per month)
>gf
Yes
>happy
Yep

>money in savings
20k
>money in crypto
25k
>assets
the usual stuff + ETFs ~10k
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
mostly

just finished my masters

>>5226030
Also, do you realize that there are post IDs on this board? You just click on the ID and see how many posts you've made in the thread...
It baffles me how many samefags miss this little detail.

>savings
bout 500

>crypto
2000

>gf
Love her

>happy
Would be if I wasn't so poor I guess

>>5226320
No amount of millions can make /biz/ happy if they're absent of a gf, so at least you have that going for you.

>>5225622
>Savings
25k
>Money in crypto
$200
>Assets
None
>Do you have a gf
No
>Are you happy
I don't know ;_;

>>money in savings
11k
>>money in crypto
4k
>>assets
Apartment valued at around 46k
>>do you have a gf
No
>>are you happy
No

>money in savings
$25k
>money in crypto
$0
>assets
$375k
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>>5225622
>Savings
1,000 USD roughly
>Crypto
New to it and poor, only 390, started at 300.
>Assets
2008 Ford focus, my currently 80k IRA
>GF
No
>Happy?
No

>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
2k USD
>assets
-6k USD :(
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>€0.02
>€180
>phone and laptop maybe €1000
> lol
> yes (atleast I have good friends)
>18 yo
> also 20k student loan debt

How do i get out of this mess

>>5225622
savings
3k usd
crypto
14k usd
assets
range rover sport, apartment worth 3mil
yes have a gf
pretty happy

>money in savings
175k
>money in crypto
750k
>assets
Stocks, Home, Gold 875k
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
No

>money in savings
110k€
>money in crypto
460k€
>assets
80k€ real estate
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
i don't know

>money in savings
900k (inherited)
>money in crypto
25k
>assets
two houses (inherited)
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
sometimes
>age
19

>>5225622
$0 not counting college fund
1300
My virgin asshole
No
No

>money in savings
240k
>money in crypto
70k, just cut 150k from the portfolio into savings (going to invest into lower risk assets)
>assets
none yet
>do you have a gf
single, just got out of a 3 year relationship. she was smoking hot but completely batshit crazy (suicide threatening etc), not worth long term so I ended it
>are you happy
yes, I have reached and exceeded many of the goals in my life and I'm only 21.

>>5225622
17k
13k
3k
no
yes

>money in savings
$2000
>money in crypto
$11000
>assets
Collection of antiquities.
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
Pretty much yeah. More money is always welcome tho.

>money in savings
$23k
>money in crypto
$400 (just starded)
>assets
$Idk im 21 so i guess 10k
>do you have a gf
No, I'm too anxious, I want a nice gf more than money though.
>are you happy
Nope, I really don't enjoy existing and I feel lonely even with others.

>>5225622
all in gbp
>money in savings
2.5k
>money in crypto
9k
>assets
3k ish
>do you have a gf
yes shes nympho as fuck too
>are you happy
yeah im pretty chill rn

>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
10k
>assets
40k car
>do you have a gf
nope
>are you happy
nope

>>5226500
risky portfolio, but doing it right if you're going to be playing with crypto.

wonder how many on this board will suicide when 90% of their net worth disappears

>>5225622
18k
1k
Wife
Yes

>>money in savings
0
>>money in crypto
1k
>>assets
My dick
>>do you have a gf
For sure nigga
>>are you happy
Eh

>>5225622
29 here.
>money in savings
20k
>money in crypto
7k
>assets
920k stocks
500k house
60k truck
>do you have a gf
No, wife. And kid.
>are you happy
Yes. Drive to work is only negative thing in my life. Over a hour each way. Can't work from home due to being in a management position.

>>5225622
>Money in Savings
$15K
>Money in crypto
$34K
>do you have a gf
No waste of money
>are you happy
Yes, I am a Firefighter. Happiest I've been ever.

>>5226615

i 10x'd my initial input (22k) from may this year and was letting emotional attachment to such a huge amount of money get to my trading. Not being able to sleep at night, putting a lot of alerts etc, watching charts all day instead of living.

Cutting it down by so much helps me stay away from the charts and lead a normal life. Besides at these ridiculously inflated levels, taking a lot out of crypto is not a bad idea at all

Many on this board will gain a lot of wealth and lose it as quickly as it appeared. I think it's a marathon and not a sprint

>>5226030
>>5225920

lmfao

money in savings
-2000 (yes, negative)
>money in crypto
31k
>assets
None
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
5050

>money in savings
£9k

>money in crypto
£1.2k

>assets
2013 Vauxhall Astra

>do you have a gf
Yes

>are you happy
Very much so

>money in savings
$275k
>money in crypto
$80k
>assets
Nothing special
>do you have a gf
yes and we bang like crazy

>are you happy
No, not until I can retire early like 2-3 years is the goal

>money in savings
125k in a Taxable account, 30k in an IRA
>money in crypto
5k, plan to double this very soon
>assets
Pretty much nothing. A laptop I suppose
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
I'm doing alright
>age
27

>money in savings
$1000 (kept for emergencies)
>money in crypto
$50,000
>assets
A bunch of farm land and a house
>do you have a gf
Nope
>are you happy
Yes.

I also have $30,000 in stocks and no debt to my name.

>>5225622
>money in savings
$80k
>money in crypto
$10m+
>assets
Car
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
Meh

Considering cashing out a million or 2 and getting a house and a 10% annual return stock portfolio, so I don't have to stress over crypto so much, and can ride out this market in peace

>>5225622
>>money in savings
$40,000
>>money in crypto
$5,000
>>assets
$2,000 Car
>>do you have a gf
Just lost her, had to move
>>are you happy
Pretty much only 19 with $40,000 and an internship in business guaranteed, the crypto stuff is just for fun on the side

>>5225622
$200 savings
$4000 in crypto
10k in student debt
no gf
yes I am happy I am well educated and have amazing friends

p.s. got fired yesterday too

>Money in savings
150
>money in crypto
700
>assets
Only the laptop I am typing this on
>do you have a gf
My only interest is to disrespect whores
>are you happy
A surreal form of it

>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
$3000
>assets
Around $2k worth
>do you have a gf
yes... 10/10 Asian teen
>are you happy
With the girl, yes... with the finances, no

>debt
$9k

>>5225622
>>5225622
>>money in savings
~1k
>>money in crypto
About 20k
>>assets
10 mining rigs if that counts
>>do you have a gf
Am the gf, have bf
>>are you happy
Fuck no I got goxxed last time btc bubbled

>money in savings
$10k for emergencies
>money in crypto
$12k
>assets
$120k real estate equity, $100k brokerage and retirement
>do you have a gf
No, divorced
>are you happy
Very

>>5226848
This is probably LARPing but what the fuck? $10M+ is literally fuck you money. 5% / year on that is $500K. That's more than you could possibly need, why are you still in crypto?

>money in savings
300k
>money in crypto
3k
>assets
A 750 sq/ft apartment, a 10k car, a summer house I share with my 3 older siblings, 12,5% of an apartment building with 10 apartments in a nearby suburb.
>do you have a gf
Yes.
>are you happy
Yes - but not satisfied with my life. I probably never will be. I have high ambitions and demand a lot from myself.

I'm 24. From a pretty wealthy family, but I'm proud to say that I have not been spoiled. The only extraordinary things I have been given has been a solid understanding of money and business. But I can probably look forward to inheriting around 600k when my parents pass away.

>>5226951
>why are you still in crypto?
For $100m, obviously. Really though, I'm a long term believer in Bitcoin and a long time hodler. I'll never fully cash out, but I'm considering cashing out 10-20% of my portfolio just so I don't have to think about fiat again.

>>5225622
>money in savings
7k
>money in crypto
9k
>assets
Shitty used car, 1.5k on a good day
An old classy photograph that is somehow worth 1.5k if that counts
a monero miner i just built valued at around 4k
>do you have a gf
Yes, we've lived together for 4 years
>are you happy
yes

>money in savings
$16k
>money in crypto
~$2k
>assets
car
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>>5225622
3k
1k
2 cars
yes
yes but not completely satisfied yet

>>5226848
could ya help a brother out a give me 50k?
1LmapoaG8uhaKryzLkhazsREkfJFgTQU2R
your choice bruh.

>money in savings
400$
>money in crypto
200$
>assets
no
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
ehh

IRS thread lol

>savings
Around 120k
>crypto
280k
>assets
care worth about 10k
>gf
yes
>happy
yes, none of the happiness is due to money though. i made over 100k in crypto yesterday but receiving a christmas parcel from my family including my mum's shortbread and a drawing by my nephew made me far happier

>age
23
>money in savings
$58k
>money in crypto
4k
>assets
a shitbox
>gf
no
>happy
No. Soon my neet is over. have to work on january

>15 USD
>375 USD
>Tfw no gf
>Tfw want to die every day

>>5227280
sent :^)

1k
15k
Car
No
Yes

>>5225622
8k
14k
35k
Engaged
Yeah why not

Also got a house that is like 10 percent paid off so I'm still 270k in debt

>age
23
>money in savings
15k$
>money in crypto
12k$
>assets
3k$ stocks 8k$ car
>gf
yes
>happy
yes

i consider to invest another 2k in crypto.. y/n? i dont have any living expenses

>money in savings
20k
>money in crypto
4k
>assets
none
>gf
No. 2d husbandos. 2 or 3 very close friends.
>are you happy?
No, I want more. Came from nothing, want to continue upward if I can - to the point where I work because I want to, not because I have to.

>>5225622
>money in savings
6k
>money in crypto
3.5k
>assets
~1k. Laptop and phone
>do I have a gf
I don't need one
>are you happy
Sometimes. I need more money

>>5225622
>>money in savings
3k€
>>money in crypto
51k€
>>assets
0
>>do you have a gf
no
>>are you happy
not really

>>5225622
>money in savings
$25k
>money in crypto
$100k
>assets
just $5k computer hardware lol
>gf
yes
>happy?
happy with progress, only slightly dissatisfied because I know I can do even better

>>5225622
>money in savings
$3k
>money in crypto
4.4k
>assets
15k car, 4k car, 220k house (130 remaining on loan), 480k investment property (paid off, in west seattle, gaining 2,050 a month after rent)
>do you have a gf
wife, 1 kid, 1 on the way
>are you happy
nope.

>age
26
>money in savings
~100k
>money in crypto
~600k
>assets
0
>do you have a gf
bf (fag)
>are you happy
Not really

>age
21
>money in savings
28k€
>money in crypto
20k€
>assets
74k€ in stocks, 11k car, 70k€ flat
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
nah

>>5225622
>>money in savings
$5000
>>money in crypto
$15000
>>assets
$220,000
>>do you have a gf
no
>>are you happy
no

>>5227383
Bro, all you gotta do is get out there and be yourself. Just work hard and you'll make it (:

Kek jk. But really, you can make it. I know everyone's path is different and varies in difficulty, but I'm sure there's a route for you to get to where you wanna go, even if you gotta carve it yourself. Only you can find it. I started from $0 on a shitty foundation, and so have many others

>>5225622
>>money in savings
25k
>>money in crypto
2,5k
>>assets
shitty car, small apartment
>>do you have a gf
yes
>>are you happy
no, I'm severely overworked

23/living in eastern european 3rd world

>>5225622
22
>money in savings
£12.5k
>money in crypto
£20k
>assets
Nothing
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
I’ve had better days.

Data mining dream. Wtf is wrong with you people? You can sell this info. Congrats to those under 30 with no debt and savings, assuming you are earning you've a good chance at becoming millionaires in your 40s.

>>5225622
>Money in savings
Idk $20k
>Money in crypto
Over $18MM
>Assets
Idk $50k
>Do you have a GF
No. Just broke up
>Are you happy
Yeah. Generally optimistic

>money in savings
7k €
>money in crypto
2k €
>assets
Nothing. Live with my parents
>Gf
Yes
>Are you happy
Pretty much, yea

>>5227907
absolute madman

>>5227907
>mynigga.jpg
Why all the bcash though?

>>5226432
Join military

>>5225622
savings: :$1700

cryptos: $3300

assets: old vehicle

no gf

moderately happy but hoping for more money

biz is normie shit stain of 4ch

>32K
>11K
>roughly 15K
>no
>not really

>money in savings
10k
>money in crypto
150k
>assets
230k networth includ above
>do you have a gf
Yes 7/10
>are you happy
Every day of wage cuckery makes me want to die.

>>5227989
Can a young nigga get some shekels

>>5225622

>money in savings
~$68,000
>money in crypto
$0.00
>assets
~$810,000
>do you have a gf
3, and a wife.
>are you happy
Eh.

>money in savings
40k
>money in crypto
35k
>assets
Car and house. Gonna inherit about 20 million in property
>Gf
Soon to be married
>Are you happy
Nope, never was and ill never be
Severe depression is killing me, literally

>$50
>$0
>a few books on philosophy and economics
>no
>not sure, no feelings yet. kinda sad but deep down eager for the future

>>5225951
Dumbfuck a car is literally definition of a liability

>>5225622
>money in savings
~$2,000
>money in crypto
~$1,000
>assets
~$1,000,000 - family property trust fund, but want to make some comfy gains
>do you have a gf
no, and happier for it, at the moment
>are you happy
pretty comfy happy, but looking to change things up, go on an adventure, and do something, learn more, after making some gains

>>5225622
>700
>600
>800 dollar trumpet
>I have had my long term gf for a year and a half now and we're more in love than ever
>Live in Utah, college ski bum, life couldn't be better, actually it needs to fucking snow

>>5225622
>money in savings
140cdn
>money in crypto
340
>assets
680
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
Numb happy alcoholic till 30 days ago. No fap + sober+'healthy living has made December a blast!

9k in savings
7k in crypto (started with 2k, but kept growing)
A car
No gf

>>5225622
>40k

>18k

>2.1mil (equity in startup + house)

>4 gfs

>no

>>money in savings
$0
>>money in crypto
$500
>>assets
a car and house in a 3rd world country
>>do you have a gf
no
>>are you happy
no

>22k savings
>28k crypto
>no assets
>live with my gf
>fairly happy although looking forward to get out of my current wagecuck kitchen job

>>5228543
Congrats on sobriety. Are you already over the withdrawal?

>money in savings
Nothing
>Money in crypto
24,000
>assets
4 acres of land
>do you have a gf
I am a gf
>are you happy
I'm hopeful, and that's a start

>>5228624
>4 gfs

It all comes crashing down eventually man don't do that to yourself.

$10k
$6k
$13k (car)
Yes
Yes

>>5227989
Bitcoin Cash? Because BTC has no future

>>5225622
>>money in savings
$.63
>>money in crypto
$3000 and rising, all fueled for moon missions
>>assets
~$10,000 in guns, lots of silver jewelry, ~$3,000 faggot tea china set
>>do you have a gf
I have a girl that stalks me, but no
>>are you happy
only when i'm high

>>5227398
thank you my friend if true

>>5225622
>money in savings
about 600€
>money in crypto
~30k$
>assets
I have a ford sierra and a gaming computer
>do you have a gf
no but don' t want one either
>are you happy
yea

>42k$
>0$
>a car. also ops mom
>yes, a gf
>yes, life is alright
20 yo from Norway

>>5225622
100 euro
110k euro
weed farm
no since 2 weeks
im not sure honestly i miss her she was the love of my life on the other hand im pretty proud of what i accomplished the last 12 months

life is suffering just the intensity varies

>>5227853
>You can sell this info

5 cents
900$
none lol
married lol
yea basically guaranteed acceptance to a good phd program

>>5227853
>data mining an Antarctic bison synchronized dancing forum

OP here. Thanks for all the replies ;) My boss will be very happy with my results.

>age
27
>money in savings
$80k
>money in crypto
$20k
>assets
not really anything
>do you have a gf
yes, a model
>are you happy
no, I'm doing a phd that I fucking despise

>>5228295
Depends on who is driving it!

>>5225622
>>money in savings
$600
>>money in crypto
$120000
>>assets
$2000 car
>>do you have a gf
No
>>are you happy
Somewhat

>>5229345
>a model
lets see some pics then

>>5229303

>Money ins savings
$18430 CAD

>Money in Crypto
>$300 (im a pussy)

>Assets
$380,000 (Greater Vancouver real estate)

>Do you have a girlfriend
Yes

>Are you happy
Yeah life is going good

>>5229149
is this shooped?

>>5225713
my nigga

>savings
3$
>crypto
30k$
>assets
my computer is cool but probably not worth anything
>gf
yeah, shes into crypto too
>happy?
I guess, happy is such a stupid normie buzzword meme

>>5225622
>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
170k usd
>assets
0
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
No I'm ugly af and depressed

>>5229371
>Asset
>$2000
>Car
>Depreciating

Its okay anon at least you dont have student loans r-right?

>age
21
>savings
€20K
>crypto
€2K
>assets
Car, house
>Gf
Ye
>Happy
Yess

>money in savings
350k
>money in crypto
5k
>assets
75k
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>>5225622
$14,000 in savings
$0 in crypto atm
$20,000 or so in assets
no gf
i like to think im happy

>money in savings
13k
>money in crypto
40k
>assets
none
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>money in savings
inflation rises faster then interest on any savings account. no idea why anyone would ever be so stupid as to open a savings account. especially poorfags like myself, there's no winning and no point
>money in crypto
all of it. i lose everything and it was fuck all anyways. or maybe i actually make some money. its the only shot i've got
>assets
i have a bicycle thats worth maybe 3-4 hundred, easily my most valuable possession. and a computer i could sell for 200
>do you have a gf
no. and i don't believe in santa clause either. gfs aren't real.
>are you happy
i don't know

>>5229421
>is this shooped?

>>5229502
>all of it
which is about 400 dollars

>>5229460

Why do you have 350k in your bank and only 75k in assets? And why is it only 75k?

Anon you didnt buy a jaguar with your grandmas inheritance money did you?

>>5227144
How did you make it to 10?

>>5225622

>money in savings
a little more than $40k
>money in crypto
$2k (just starting)
>assets
car
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
improved more than bitcoin in the past year

>money in savings
$70k
>money in crypto
$30k
>assets
$1m (stocks/bonds/paid off house)
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
so-so

>>5225622
>27
>money in savings
10k
>money in crypto
2k
>assets
2003 Audi A6 wagon
House paid off
>do you have a gf
Nah
>are you happy
Yes

>>5229502
>no idea why anyone would ever be so stupid as to open a savings account

What are you going to keep your money in your mattress?

>>5229440
Yeah.

>money in savings
$600
>money in crypto
$20,000
>assets
no assets other than some computers and a really shitty car
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
50-50. I'm stressed but I'm in decent health and good shape. I'm grateful for what I have but I want more. I had nothing (other than gf) until I started buying crypto.

Idk if I'm going to make it
>IRS thread

This post was made by John Smith

>savings
40k
>crypto
8k
>assets
house (paid off half), car, piano that costs more than my car
>gf
no
>happy
mostly

I'm kind of relieved there are other fags here who have more savings than crypto. I thought I was the only pussy here

>>5225622
>>5225622
>5k savings in TFSA
>6k in RRSP
>10k crypto portfolio
>8k mining equipment
>600k house that im renting to tenants

live in a basement apartment at my parents place, was supposed to get married this July with my ex fiance and move into my home. I broke it off with her a couple months before because she turned into a cunt the moment the ring came on.

After breaking up a couple months before the wedding I decided to take some money in the summer and build up my crypto portfolio.

Best decision I ever made. So much more productive without a harpy bitch guzzling my gains. Plus Ive got side tail now so life is looking great.

>>5229642
ok just tallied up everything in my NEET cave
a little over $4000 in assets if I sell it all today at slightly lower than market price

20 years old

>money in savings
30€
>money in crypto
11500€
>assets
0€
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no. i will either make it or kill myself.

>>5229502
>no idea why anyone would ever be so stupid as to open a savings account.
i keep cash available to buy stock market dips, helps me sleep at night

>>5229693
>I broke it off with her a couple months before because she turned into a cunt the moment the ring came on.
Damn, details?

Don't forget if you have A loan you need to deduct it like this

House: 100k
Mortgage: 140k
Net worth: -40k

>>5229623
It's arguably much better to hold your money in something generating at least enough value to keep up with inflation, such as stocks. A savings account nets you about 1.05%/year tops, but usd inflation is 3%/year. The average stock portfolio nets a profit of 10%/year

>>5227088
where does a non-spoiled 24 year old get $300k in savings?

>>5225914
>kissless virgin
>1.4million$
didn't you know women find wealth sexually attractive? actually physically makes them arroused. doesn't matter how pathetic and fat and ugly and awkward you are, if she's POOR and she see's your money she will get WET and want to have sex with you. period. just flash the wealth a little fuck, just tell the bitches flat out you're a crypto millionaire and for the first time in your life women will actually look at you and consider you.

>>5229719
quick rundown:

yeah, her parents were meddling.
im traditional so i insisted on a church wedding and initially she was okay with it. since her parents arent religious they started making a stink and she sided with them. It came to the point that her family said their side wouldnt come to the wedding if i insisted on it being in a church. My ex agreed with them, I told her to pack her shit and GTFO and live with them if she was so miserable with me. She didnt expect me to call her bluff and begged me to stay, but at that point i was done so i called it off.

Its funny too after she got her payout to remove her name from the house she took the money and went on a trip to hollywood, last i heard shes now dating a coke dealer.

I took the money and made massive gainz on it this year and will continue to do so into the next year.

my life has never been better, women are gainz guzzlers and should be treated as playthings while youre investing and building up your security

later on for family its a different matter

im 28 by the way

0
0
nothing
no
no kill me

>>money in savings
£36k
>>money in crypto
£1900
>>assets
camera, Desktop PC and some random bits
>>do you have a gf
No
>>are you happy
No

>>5229807
Spoken like someone who has never had sex before.

>Money in savings
$2,000
>Money in crypto
$97,000
>Assets
Car, House/Apartment in South Korea
>do you have a gf
Wife
>Are you happy
No. I spent 8 hours a day in bed crying half the time and thinking about killing myself. I

>>5229877
What's your wife like?

>>5229705
at least you're 20. you could still turn it all around
i'm in my late 20's and it sucks

>>5229780
exactly. if you're going to let your money rot away in a savings account, worth less and less every year. them you might as well spend that money now because if you wait ten years your money will be worth less and everything will cost most. fuck savings accounts.

>money in savings
20k
>money in crypto
Started with 250, currently have $860
>assets
1 2012 Hyundai
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
Yes. Money for myself, lots of guns

>money in savings
10k (€)
>money in crypto
340k (€)
>assets
No
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
I don't know

>>5229876
i've had sex over a dozen times and i'm only 28

you're too politically correct to imagine a world where women are physically attracted to wealth.

what did you think women were attracted to? kindness and a good personality?

>>5225622
>money in savings
120K
>money in crypto
$75K
>assets
two homes, two cars, $3mil yr business
>do you have a gf
Wife
>are you happy
Yes

>>5225911
>investing more than you can afford to lose

I like your style

>money in savings
1200
>money in crypto
215K
>assets
~1000-1500 USD
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
hell no

>money in savings
$100
>money in crypto
>11k
>assets
>what are those?
>do you have a gf?
no
>age
32
are you happy?
Hell no.

>>5227398
Pls don't fake out on me man. Just give it to me straight.

>>5230041
the wealth thing sounds like a cope from ugly guys with short penises

strong hairy bodies gets women wet not your monopoly money sorry

>>5225622
>money in savings
11k
>money in crypto
1k
>assets
2k silver
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
very

>crypto value

100k

>gf

No, we broke up a few months ago and now I am a fuck boy Chad

Fuck biz

>>5225622

>money in savings
10k
>money in crypto
25k
>assets
nope
>do you have a gf
a wife
>are you happy
as well as can be expected

>>5229916
We argue a lot but she's alright. I tell her I'm looking for a job.

>>5225622
$400
$0 now, will be $5k next week
no
no
no

am student in parent's house

>>5230041
Ups drivers and cocaine

>money in savings
0
>money in crypto
2k
>assets
lol
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
no. life is suffering

>>5225622
>$30k (i owe about 20k in taxes)
>$5k
>maybe $20k
>yes
>yes

>>5225622
>money in savings
10K
>money in crypto
6k
>assets
20 year old luruxy car with a shit paint job
>do you have a gf
Fiance. She's 6'3, first generation Balkan, traditional nice Christian gal.
>are you happy
Wageslave job is easy, pays the bills, and keeps me content. But I want more, both from my crypto and my position seeing how I have a degree now. 39K salary feels pretty hollow when you make 5k in a week of crypto.

>>5225622
>money in savings
35 million
>money in crypto
50 million
>assets
approaching 100
>do you have a gf
i have my own harem
>are you happy
no, there are people out there who are richer than me, i can't sleep at night

>>5230240
really? you find it unrealistic that women are attracted to men with resources?

what fucking planet are you from?

she's heard the gossip and rumours by now, she knows bitcoins are real and she knows some people have become very wealthy with it.

suddenly, a guy that had nothing else going for him. has a quality women find attractive. he should advertise that he has this attractrive quality and maybe he'd stop being a kissless virgin

>>5230240
the strong hairy bodies thing sounds like a cope from poor guys with no money :^)

In my experience women want a package deal. They want their man to have physical attractiveness for both sexual and genetic purposes, but they also want their man to have money for future family support and as a demonstration of success. The majority of women want successful attractive guys, not a compromise between the two

>>5230458
You sound like a frustrated, angry guy.

>money in savings
10k
>money in crypto
6k
>assets
what
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>money in savings
$1400
>money in crypto
$30000
>assets
A car and a motorcycle
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
No

very roughly
>100k in house (value minutes mortgage)
>100k in cash (40k of which are recently realized crypto gains)
>60k in crypto
>-30k student loan

no gf
still wagecuck
probably have CFS
no happy
32
probably wont make it

also not sure what to do with those 100k cash except maybe pay down some mortgage

>>5230458
and then they fuck around behind his back

i would never trust a women if the only thing i got going for me is money

wealth is for hookers not for relationships

>>5230525
you sound like a loser desu

savings: 7.5k
crypto: 5.8k
assets: ?????
gf: no
happy: no

>>5230603
why don't you just wipe your students loans? aren't they accruing mad interest? fuck im still a student and mine accrue every month

>>5230693
Are you supposed to be the thread Chad?

>money in savings
0$
>money in crypto
15,000
>assets
20,000 in highly covetible and high liquidity designer garments
>do you have a gf
I am non monogamous
>are you happy
not really.

>>5230763
maybe. but the interest is just 2%/yr. so if i can invest my cash into something that makes more than 2%/yr its not good to pay down the loan

>savings: 12k
>stocks: 40k
>crypto: 140k
>assets: shitty car, no debt
>gf: no
>wife: yes
>happy: i'm ok

>>5230806
nah only read the first sentence haha

i guess its the package yes but i think honestly you can be pretty broke and still get by if you got the looks

i never had much money but always had girls. 12 months back i actually had just a couple hundred bucks to my name.

>>5230427
>20 year old luruxy car with a shit paint job

kek. how is this an asset?

>>5225622
>money in savings
5k
>money in crypto
20k
>assets
20-30k ish
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
always full of rage, what kind of faggot question is that?

>>5230958
>i think honestly you can be pretty broke and still get by if you got the looks
Yes, but the same thing goes for being an ugly beta with money

>>5230617
>and then they fuck around behind his back
The same point you made here can be applied to having attractiveness without money, as well. Unless the girl is actually "in love" (kek) she will always have a reason to fuck around on you behind your back if you don't have the whole package that she's looking for

>>5230617
any woman can cheat on you
but yes, if the only reason she was ever attracted to you was for the money then its not a good relationship. but probably still better then being a virgin.

meanwhile some guys the woman is only attrracted to his confidence. and if he has a bad month where he doesn't feel like his usual alpha self she might leave him.

most relationships are built on a shallow foundation. its hookup culture, we have to be dating before we can get to know someone instead of the other way around. so people hook up barely knowing each other irs retarded. probably social engineering to ruin the family unit

>>5225622
>money in savings
$330k (mostly mutual funds, adjust for leaf bux)
>money in crypto
$4500 presently, $25,000 waiting to clear on the exchange
>assets
house, truck, motorcycle, guns & ammo
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
I think I got lymme disease or some shit, I'm always tired and my joints hurt. I want to make a million in crypto so I can live a modest life off dividends in a cheap tropical country. I'm 32.

26
Savings: $8k
Crypto: $3k, just got in last week with about a grand.
Assets: House, three vehicles, two of which I would call nice.
Wife.
Yes, happy.

>Age
27
>Money in saving
2500 savings, 2000 checking, 10k or so in mutual funds
>Money in crypto
Fluctuates, but between 100-125k as of the last few days
>Assets
House (appraised at 240k recently, still owe 189k on mortage), Car (no loan, worth about 7 or 8k), About 7-8k in CC debt (mainly ) percent interest from purchases for house upgrades)
>GF
No
>Are you happy
Yes. Work is easy and steady, friends are good people, and I do what I like most of the time. Fellsgoodman

>>5231360

How old are you anon?

>>5231558
32

>money in savings
3k €
>money in crypto
4,5k €
>assets
0
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>Age
18
>Money in saving
0
>Money in Crypto
$30k
>Assets
Car
>GF
no :(
>Are you happy
generally I am, unless I'm stressed

>money in savings
1500 in savings, 20,000 IRA
>money in crypto
46k, 2.66 btc
>assets
60k equity in rental, -17k cc low interest debt, 6k miners mining rig (6 Vega 64)
>do you have a gf
No, just tinder and bumble fuck buddies
>are you happy
not at all

>savings
2k
>crypto
4k
>assets
shitty car, not much else
>gf
yep
>happy
yep

>>5225622
>age
35
>money in savings
401K + brokerage accounts + company stock
~$50K
>money in crypto
~$16K of ETH
>assets
~$30K equity in my home
>do you have a gf
I have a fiance
>are you happy
no, happiness is a meme

-2k
-0$
-no
-no
-no

>age
22

>money in savings
500$
>money in crypto
45k
>assets
none, I'm a student
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
im ok. Not happy, but not unhappy either i guess. When i have 1 million i can start feeling better

>money in savings
1000€
>money in crypto
200€
>assets
FUCKNOTHING
>do you have a gf
Yis
>are you happy
Moderately - good

>>5225667
Holy fuck, this is exactly me

>money in savings
216€
>money in crypto
36€
>assets
like 4000€
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
No

>>money in savings
$900k
>>money in crypto
$700k
>>assets
$0
>>do you have a gf
yes
>>are you happy
mostly yes, but not today

>money in savings
2k
>money in crypto
150 bucks lol
>assets
20k in NVDA, V and WEED
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>1k I'm a poorfag student
>1k on iCON and REQ
> 5-8k in Drugs
>yes
>no my studies are going down the drain

>$1k
>$1k
>car, expensive electronics + skis
>no
>a little bit, happier than I was 2 years ago

>savings
£12k
>money in crypto
£2k
>assets
Apartment £250k
Car (rapidly deprecating) £48k
Shotguns £5k
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy?
Yeah. I love my job and I’ve got a brilliant gf. I would be happy with her and nothing else.

>money in savings
29k in savings and checking
>money in crypto
18k
>401k
14k

>do you have a gf
wife
>are you happy
not really

>money in savings
$32,000
>money in crypto
currently $102,000
>assets
none
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
yes

>age
29
>money in savings
$115k
>money in crypto
$0
>assets
~$350k (house, mortage paid off)
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
Recently laid off and not sure what I want to do. Will probably sell my home and try to have some fun for a while before I possibly re-enter the workforce.

>money in savings
about $20,000
>money in crypto
$8,000
>assets
Including cash/crypto, ~$60,000
>do you have a gf
Soon to be fiancé
>are you happy
No

Literally everyone is talking about BZC right now faggot.

>money in savings
8k
>money in crypto
2k (Moving 3k more into crypto this month, will liquidate all assets and move into crypto if a crash happens)
>assets
A truck my father bough me outright ($25,000)
>do you have a gf
No, but I have a fuckbuddy
>are you happy
Happy. Currently a senior in college. No job prospect yet so pumping my money into shillcoins lol

>>5225622
972k
5k
Car, some watches
No
No

>money in savings
enough to pay rent and food
>money in crypto
roughly 150k$
>assets
none
>gf
no
>are you happy
i was planning on killing myself having wagecucked for years, then crypto came along now i have hope for a decent life

29yo

>>5225853
Job?

>money in savings
4k

>money in crypto
8k

>assets
20k equity on house

>do you have a gf
Wife

>are you happy
Yes

>>5229825
>came to the point that her family said their side wouldnt come to the wedding if i insisted on it being in a church. My ex agreed with them, I told her to pack her shit and GTFO and live with them if she was so miserable with me. She didnt expect me to call her bluff and begged me to stay, but at that point i was done so i called it off.
so did she leave? Or did you just kick her out after a fight?

>>5225622
>money in savings
124 k (stock)
>money in crypto
1k (just starting out)
>assets
Good family connections
>do you have a gf
Wifu
>are you happy
Yeah, mostly

>>5230342
>>5229877
is she korean?

>>5230240
>strong hairy bodies gets women wet not your monopoly money sorry
t. turk

>>5226136
Your sneaker collection aint worth shit, get real nigga

>>5225622
>money in savings
$3k
>money in crypto
$4.2k
>assets
NW ~$395k. Only real asset; Apartment
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
:^)

>>5225622
>money in savings
~$100k
>money in crypto
~$16k
>assets
~$200k, townhouse, cars, guns
>age
29
>do you have a gf
yes
>are you happy
most of the time

>money in savings
$0
>money in crypto
$60,000
>assets
All crypto, am NEET
>gf
Yes
>happy?
Yes.

>>5225622
£500
£0
kek I'm a student
no
a lil bit
21 yo

>>money in savings
900GBP
>>money in crypto
$25
>>assets
None
>>do you have a gf
Nope
>>are you happy
Yes

>money in savings
£5k
>money in crypto
£130k
>assets
£2k car, mortgage with 15% of house payed off
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
Yeah I’d say so

i am not happy and i dont think that any amount of money will make me happy

>money in savings
£0
>money in crypto
£0
>assets
House worth £300,000, car worth £10,000
>do you have a gf
Yes
>are you happy
No

Wealthy but have no money desu. Struggling to pay bills, but we always get by. Generally pretty miserable as I can't work so have to sit at home, shitpost and watch altcoin prices moon whilst drinking cheap cans

>>5225622
>savings
10k
>crypto
100k
>assets
I live at home
>gf
never had a girl interested in me
>happy
I've never really been happy in my life.

>money in savings
no
>money in crypto
140k
>assets
no
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>money in savings
£2k
>money in crypto
£550
>assets
nothing
>do you have a gf
No
>are you happy
not until i make it

>>5225622
>$70k
>$1.1mil
>my car is maybe worth like 5k?
>yes, qt azn straight from taiwan
>want to die most days desu

>money in savings
$15k
>money in crypto
$53k, up from literally 19k just a month and a half ago
>do you have a gf
Just ended a 2 year relationship
>are you happy
Hell to the fuck yeah, any 19 year old who is this self sufficient is fucking happy

I also run my own business as my main source of income, so crypto is just an investment for way way later down the road.

>>5234630
>>5234630
oh also
>assets
My car is my baby. It's a 2007 Porsche Cayman S
I also run a Shopify store, my main source of income
I also have an iOS app that makes a little money here and there
I also do social media management and website design for local restaurants

>>5225622
>>money in savings
35k
>>money in crypto
0.25 dolores
>>assets
9k
>>do you have a gf
don need one atm
>>are you happy
feel restless

>>5234801
also 18

>money in savings
$15,000
>money in crypto
$3,500
>assets
2 x commercial properties (approx ~1M+ in value as of last valuation 1.5yrs ago)
car
Business (Could sell for ~500k)
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

Age:28

>>5235648
how get those properties

>money in savings
£2k
>money in crypto
£40k
>assets
none, am student
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
yes sort of

>money in savings
~30k €

>money in crypto
~4k€

>assets
Real estate: ~150k€

>do you have a gf
No.

>are you happy
I actually don't know.

>>5225896

Me too same thing.

>>5225622
>money in savings
25k
>money in crypto
5k
>assets
maybe ~50k
>do you have a gf
no
>are you happy
no

>>5225622
>savings
9k
>crypto
>6k, started from 1k I took from the savings
>assets
a car worth 2k
>gf
no
>happy
no

>>5235703
Australian, worked in the mines until I had enough for deposits- still paying them off though but making profit on the leases

>>5225622
>>money in savings
£7k
>>money in crypto
£2.5k
>>assets
£1000-2000
>>do you have a gf
no
>>are you happy
bipolar