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Good morning.

there is literally no reason for this pump

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Oil chads wont stop winning until 2024 at the minimum. You will pay for high gas prices and you will earn me dividend money.

>>52232198
>no reason

Hello fellow /smg/ers
At what age did you stop having horrifying nightmares all the god damn time?

GREEN UNTIL MIDTERMS

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
you really thought you were going to be allowed to cum bobo?

FUKC THIS STUPID PUMP

got greedy and didn't sell yesterday
now I'm bagged

Slow and steady wins the race.

>>52232198
>Implying dunking on retard shorters/puts is not a valid reason

>>52232210
rarely remember dreams

Have bulls lost their mind?

>>52232198
tell me you are a bobo getting fucked without telling me you are

>>52232198
YCC/"Not QE"

Cool. Discount on SQQQ and a pump on the exact day $JEPI is paying out. Love it.

Everytime I get cocky I get slapped by a jerome powell speech. But I keep on going because if I don't I lose. I cannot lose. I must win. I must survive! It's the only path to salvation. The most important thing in life is to figure out why we are here and how we can escape. Only through financial freedom can that be achieved.

>there is literally no reason for this pump

BOBOS this is getting 2spooky5me

>Powell LITERALLY FUCKING LESS THAN TWO DAYS AGO said he will FUCKING RAPE THE MARKETS
>omg he totally suggested smaller hikes!!!!
What the FUCK is this market?

N

There is every reason for this pump.

kek bobos really thought that the fed meeting was the endgame this time

>>52232253
Jerome needs to be on every day to scare the markets

>>52232264
>he thinks jerome will allow the pump to last

dude is hell bound and determined to cause 6% unemployment

HOLD THE LINE BOBROS
THE HEDGIES ARE LONG LADDER ATTACKING US

MIDTERMS
MIDTERMS
MIDTERMS

SOXL to the moon!

>>52232291
You're welcome, Jack!

>market opens
>not a single WTFWT poster

smg is dead

IM SO FUCKING HARD

>>52232253
traders are literal retards.
> unemployment up 0.1%
> labor force participation down 0.1%
> payrolls up
this is inflationary. the only way to end this suffering is to freeze wages, increase supply to match demand, reduce demand, or cause mass unemployment (reduce functional demand).

learn 2 grow food would be the best answer but nobody will

lol Bitcoin cumming

>>52232313
>Financialjewce

>>52232286
REPORTING FOR DUTY
I WILL BUY SOME SPY AND CRASH IT ALL

>>52232302
They all had to get jobs

>>52232316
feds are biggest buyer for all kinds of bs start the cuts there

and we're right back in dump city again

>>52232329
no, this rally isnt going to fail.

Fuck you and your crowded trade mumu I ain't playing

WOOOO i was right!! i already sold. so you systematic traders and quants can suck it. I hope it rallies. no wait I hope it crashes. wait no I'm sure it will crash. no wait I'm pretty certain it will rally. Wait.. we must have a Santa Rally and Crash at the same time. FUCK YOU. You are not going to track my moves or trades anymore. YOU BITCH!!!

This is a final trap. BTC breaking 21k is the signal. It's big players moving money to bait algos and retards

>Another exit pump scam before a black monday

is it over? do I buy now?

DKNG just took a massive haircut. Do I dare try to scalp the reversal? T. swinglet trying the get good before my wagie job fires me.

Is this rally really pivot hope again? after we just pumped into 390 spy for the same reason, only for it to be shut down?

I want to exit this clown market

>>52232378
400 incoming

Mother of all doompas incoming. Brace yourselves for another leg down.

>>52232378
yup. another retail pile on. look at the volume

>>52232367
>btc.
dont you have a shitpost thread to spam in?

>>52232372
It's safe now, buy meta

Ah yes, the ol midterm PnD. A classic.

THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET
got shaken out, probably for the best

CAD up almost 2%

BOBOs do I exit my puts?

>>52232372
yep. its all priced in now.

>>52232424
Yes. The election will kill them

>>52232378
I think it's weeklies expiring. A lot of people have been using OTM 0 day options to push stocks up recently

>>52232424
i got out of my bear etf. i think sour hour will be bad but it might pump to close too.

dunno bro

>>52232424
I would- take the money before the weekend.

God Emperor Trump announcing he's running soon and the markets will blast up

So let me understand this /smg/ bros.
Basically, people de-risk and hold onto cash until major news, and once the news is over, they put their money back into the market, causing a rally. My assessment correct?

>>52232179
I'm getting raped on the dollar today. I should have taken 5000usd at 1.38 like I wanted. I always get greedy

FNKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52232399
What? BTC is just another tech stock now. Why are you so triggered about it being mentioned?

>>52232423
Even my Silver and Gold bags are pumping due to weakness in DXY. I'm not going long here this is a tard trap.

It is absolutely fucking happening!

>>52232302
BANG BANG

>>52232462
you always wait for confirmation, or you an go play blackjack

this is the top

even though powel tried to act tough in the questions that were asked, the reality is that they're already considering future hikes being lower

>>52232302
lol you're an hour late

>>52232496
great post...

>>52232496
For you.

aapl really seems to want off this ride upward

>>52232481
Silver is mooning!

>>52232179
>OH MY SCIENCE HECKIN BUFFETT SOLD BYD
>SELL SELL SELL

>>52232481
My Jan OTM NEM calls are alive!

So why is YANG down 20%? I thought China was collapsing?

watch dmrc to see shorts 20% of float get heemed

>>52232479
How is btc a tech stock? You believe its some kind of index for the shitcoin casino? Lol, most volume happens in usdt, btc is pointless since 2017 and eth since 2020

Managed futures bros......Warren Buffett thinks that we're idiots..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS_SfoeFGV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS_SfoeFGV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS_SfoeFGV4

FNKO

this pump is bearish.

Shouldn't higher than expected new jobs be bearish? This literally needs that interests rates need to be higher in order to stop inflation

>>52232540
Oh you're just retarded that's why you got mad ok.

>>52232540
BTC follows tech mostly,it's like an autistic tech option

>>52232550
still waiting for dxy h&s confirmation, but it looks moe likely by the minute

>>52232531
Because every bear market has a short term bottom. It's over sold. prepare for a short term rally. Prepare for an inflection point. Just kidding it will crash and crash and crash. Everything I say is not financial advise. It will crash and it will rally. But it will first crash then rally.

>>52232557
its clown market, havent you heard?

all my puts got obliviated, seriously I need an explanation for this

>>52232557
considering that the total workforce number went down 0.1%, it should be. but economic indicators aren't relevant in the post-clown market. only the fed.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK

>>52232539
based buffet fuck algos they cant out trade a real person with experience

>>52232564
a really autistic one with no value except being a casino token, but what isnt today.

>>52232574
cat market you say?

>>52232570
Shouldnt the head be higher than shoulder? or is it an inverted HS

Does anybody have a reason SWN isn't doing much? I'm tempted to go all in on it

>They bought puts now

Thinking about buying puts on HAS before christmas season. Rudy's FUD videos are convincing me

>>52232591
Buddy bears bought puts yesterday

>>52232588
Its not a textbook, but its fits good enough for a natural occurrence. Lower highs and lower lows just confirm the trend reversal

>>52232603
What dipshits lmao.

>aapl red
based. lead the tech shit back to zero, baby.

>>52232588
Inverted, a breakout in the dollar is a bearish reversal.

>>52232609
well I guess you could play on the gamble that it will make another lower low.

>>52232462
or a dump, yeah

>Powell: "I will fist your ass lmao"
>two days later
>BUY OMG BUY HAHA LINE ONLY GO UP
You know what they say about getting hooked, buddy

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOP

>>52232632
The play is obvious. covered short as soon as it breaks the neckline

>>52232631
oh you mean a reversal to the upside for dxy meaning stocks take a poopy? I thought the other anon meant more dollar downside

THE ONE PUMP...IS REAAL!!!

>>52232647
SPY 490 LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I just bought Yang at 25.60. Call me a smarty pants later. We still have 20% to go before we are back

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52232659
jk lmao

Neon green market sussin fr fr.

Only 3 more weeks like this and I'll be back at 0. Let's fucking go.

>>52232653
I don't know, he'll have to clarify, but it looks like the dollar could reverse to the upside, which would mark a top on the market.

I LOVE BUNCUN YES I DO I LOVE HER SO MUCH NOT FOR YOU

KILL EVERY JEW, JANNIE, AND SOUTH AMERICAN

EVERY LAST ONE

>>52232652
whats the neck line for you?

Alright I'm going to make myself a breakfast sandwich and if the S&P 500 isn't trading at 2008 Global Financial Crisis lows by the time I get back I swear I'm going to get angry and shout things.

>>52232578
Long term debt bubble can be popped in one of two ways: mass defaults, or inflation. However, an inflationary jubilee risks social collapse, so for an orderly inflationary jubilee you need: 1) negative real rates, 2) volatile asset bear market, as this forces capital into neg rate bonds while keeping traders from going bobo autopilot and keeps retail from FOMOing into anything and everything

>>52232202
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>>52232690
-ACK

a-are we barting?

by allah I will get all of my money back from the market one day, then I will take the break even and become happy and comfy again

375

>>52232690
stop looking at his dumb picrel dxy made a higher low off longterm trend just now

someone posted a documentary of Paul Tudor Jones saying everyone should watch it. Great doc. There was a scene where Paul was saying no matter what was thrown at the market it just didn't seem to budge. He had never seen a market want to go higher so much. We are in that market now

>>52232712
where do you get these shaken cat gif lul

>>52232690
daily close under 110.xx with sL at 112.xx

>>52232710
we drew a homer, looks like bart is next

>>52232557
And why is my NOK strengthening 3%+ against the USD when we decided on only 0,25 interest hike yesterday? I don't understand anything anymore!

The HUI miner index is up 8.7%

>>52232646
She is on the Biden payroll- she has backstabbed Powel. The reaction will be harsh.

>>52232671
I know, I'm just being a retard.

>>52232728
from /smg/

>>52232744
based

>>52232722
There’s a lot of inflation pressing for the market to go higher, but at the same time a lot of this inflation is debt based, meaning it can and will unwind when rates go high enough.

are you ready for a relif rally?

>>52232198
Purely technical pump. Traders and algos ignoring fundamentals for a little while. Even mega bears like Mike Wilson said this was increasingly likely in november

>>52232772
>Twitter attention whores predict "suckers rally"
Yep stocks are going to rally into christmas with first sell off sometime in late Q1

does anyone have the full version of this?

>>52232198
they're fake pumping the market so they can blame the rethuglicans when it crashes

>>52232771
>nate bronze

Why is DXY crashing?

>>52232771
joe biden being a lame duck 2nd-term is already priced in

>>52232791
Yes, my portfolio before I took my money out of Robinhood

>>52232817
Because you touch yourself at night

>>52232790
>Twitter attention whores
I don't think Wilson uses twatter. He is however regarded by the industry as the number one trader on wall street

BREAKING: AMERICANS LOSE ALMOST 2% OF THEIR DOLLAR VALUE IN ONE DAY, CELEBRATING THIS LOSS BY BUYING STOCKS

>>52232826
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

mumus make money, bobos make money, pigs get slaughtered

>buy puts faggot shows up again
>at the bottom
Kek bearfaggots btfo

>>52232832
I dont know who he is desu. A name is worth nothing aside from trying to brand yourself and gather a cult of mouth breathers to fleece

>>52232771
R taking the Senate secures Jay-sama's position, R has no reason to push for short term market pumping, recession into 2024 all but guarantees an R prez

>>52232835
HOLY SHIT WE HAVEN'T SEEN THESE LEVELS SINCE ALL THE WAY BACK TO NOV 1 2022.

>>52232841
You just wanted to post that webm didnt you?

>>52232840
I have no idea what to do, so I'm doing nothing

>>52232849
Namefags blown the fuck out.

>>52232313
Yeah here it comes. Bits and pieces of quotes trying to soften the hawkish impression from the press conference.

Im all in Roblox puts

>>52232849
CIO and chief equity strategist at Morgan Stanley. People listen to him because he is consistently right. I dont know why I even come here anymore

Who here said to buy roblox puts yesterday?

Last year I cashed out my crypto. I started a roth IRA and made a maximum contribution for last year and this year. My portfolio was $12k in a Vanguard account and I never touched it because I was extremely bearish and afraid of making dumb moves (because i dont know what im doing) . In the 8 months I owned it I made like $120 on interest just letting the money sit in the account.

I started investing in energy stocks and etfs which has my portfolio up from $12,100 to about 12,400 since the last two weeks I started investing seriously. I'm wondering how this compounding interest thing is supposed to work. Am I supposed to be investing in mutal funds and stocks that pay dividends? How does this "standard" 6% return on compound interest work?

My mind set was just to buy and sell stocks like a short term robinhood investor but now im wondering if I doing it completely wrong.

>>52232864
Yeah I thought that as well.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eiXP7temYU

>>52232883
>People listen to him because he is consistently right.
who was that statistic Guru that predicted Hillary to win by a land slide, forgot his name

>>52232893
A couple of us, I have put LEAPS, Jan 2025 expiry. This sucker is going to $0

>>52232926
Frank Lutz maybe? Hes a pretty famous pollster.

>BRAAPL
>>52232921

>>52232935
I bought Nov 11 only

>>52232926
Ohh no you mean Nate Silver. 538 meme.

>>52232894
Nate Antimony

>>52232939
I don't know, cults of personalities are always sus especially when they look at the same data as every John

Looks like I timed my SQQQ purchase perfectly. What a surprise. Now jamming out to AC/DC boomer music while I beheem my Chess opponents at lichess shit-tier 1200s ELO. Feels so good to be a successful retard. Man, I'm retarded and man I'm successful.

>>52232942
this is actually quite huge, the first central bank to admit a recession is coming. So far its only been maybes and the changing of defenitions

I hope you mumu fucking shits lubed up cause you’re getting ass raped

>bobos on monday morning.
weeeeeee TOOOOOOOOLLLD you not to get involved from that

>>52232974
Jpow has been saying it through fedspeak. 'No soft landing' is just a euphemism for recession.

Now that the pivot is confirmed what calls are you buying

will CLF ever recover

you could have bought CWEB if you wanted to be a mumu you stupid fucks

>>52232955
yes that was the name, what a KEK

>indices green
>but Paypal still sucks dick
noice

Every big tech company that was supposedly a beacon of light amongst garbage Fed fueled nonsense is getting fucking heemed and I love to see it.

>>52232990
>YtE LIVES MATTER

FTFY, Kanye

>>52232974
>changing of definitions

As if that is not the biggest fucking red flag of all time.

Its going to age as well as the change to the definition of "vaccines" and "natural immunity" that they changes mid COVID. We all see how that is playing out...

Dax-Chads doesn’t give a fuck about burger schizo-indices today

You ever almost make an options play at the end of the day then decide to sleep on it, then wake up and see that the stock moved so far in the other direction and you feel like a freight train just missed you? What a feeling

>>52233026
yes, most of the follower class accepted it

I think this bear market is pretty boring. I could imagine the rest of it is just AAPL and TSLA dragging down the index for some reason and all my superior stock picks going up from here. If it weren't for the index fund bubble... Whoever doesn't see opportunities everywhere must be blind.

>>52232935
What's with the jewish AH pumps all the time for Roblox anyway?

>>52232179
STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU FUCKHEADS

>>52233039
this but with any and all stock movement. this post made by cashgang

>>52233039
No because I don’t play options like a retarded gambler.

>>52233053
I don't know, unless there's an earnings report looking outside of RTH is a waste of time.

>>52233055
>not taking profit while it's green
Yeah,no

>>52233012
>YWN give Liz chain orgasms after a particularly hard hearing

>>52233057
Stocks are just options with a delta of 1

>>52233057
>I don’t play options
ngmi

>>52232981
Timberrrrrr

Any particular reason for mineral companies pumping hard today? HBM, AA, CLF fucking exploding.

Also what does /smg/ think about NTR? They have 5.4x PE ratio, that's helluva good right?

>>52233082

>>52233090
get ready for market pump then

>>52233107
>Caning that fat fraudster ass
Oooh baby.

>>52233103
Japs are fucked and not just in a financially way

>>52233090
>>52233090
Dollar index and VIX extremely bullish rn

>>52233122
just let him post it 20 more times it will please kek

>>52233103
>NTR
best fetish desu

>This pump is so fake guys'
>you mumus are gonna get heemed

WTFWT

>>52233139
I mean yields aren't backin off though

CHECK VOLALTILY

Why did I let you guys convince me not to buy soxl when it was at 7 bucks a couple weeks ago again? Can someone explain to me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
>HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
>HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

YANG GANG! if you aren’t in YANG now you are missing out on ez 5$ a share gains by monday

lmao I knew you cocksuckers were lurking.

>>52232987
we're already in a recession. as soon as they admit that its a depression and is much worse than they will admit to
>>52233139
also I think I called the top precisely

That sweet sweet JEPI dividend is already pending

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOWN BOBO DOWN

The Fed pivoted and will now hold the federal funds rate about 5% for longer than expected. That's bullish for stocks.

>>52233166
You think it can keep up 10% in a bullish market?

>>52233150
ALHAMDULILLAH
INSHALLAH

GIVE ME THE NEWS!

H3BR3W MOD3

Bought META at $89.17, how did I do bros?

>>52233090
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHA

>>52233084
never thought about it that way but this is 100% true

>>52233174
Who knows, if not the underlying should help keep people interested at the very least.

>CVNA
>NET
>TEAM
>FNKO

>>52232817
Been wondering the same. Yields up, stocks up, commodities up huge (except lumber), DXY down.
Only major news I see are the potential China covid-zero policy end, and some fake shit about a Russian retreat in Ukraine.
Most likely a combination of those two stories was enough to trigger a temporary reversal.

MUMU, IT DO GO DOWN

MUMU, IT DO GO DOWN

>>52233212
>>52233216

do I buyed googl guys

MÜMÜ, IT DO GO DOWN

Can you bulltards pump the markets for me so I can get back into SQQQ at a decent price? Thanks fags

My leveraged junk bonds doin a lil sumthin

MUMU, IT DO GO DOWN

>>52233166
What game is this from?

t. Gamelet

>>52233229
>>52233229
sqqq under 70 is a steal stop being greedy

>>52233210
>>52232817
This is why.
MM trying to stop out retail from cashing in on those sweet puts, DXY goes down as money moves into the market.

>>52233222
the digits

>>52233238
Starcraft 2

SPX bounced off 50 day, DOW can't hold over 200 day we dump soon. If not today then Monday. Next time SPX breaks 200 week moving average and we get the big leg down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>52232179
Phew, I sold
and at a good price too I think
I should be elated but I'm always obsessed with selling the exact local top
Even so, I can't not be happy with today's pump, I hit the price targets I've been waiting on for MONTHS at this point

I hope everyone on here is having a great day

WE TOOOOOLD YOUUUUUUU MUMU

>>52233265
>2 more weeks
>random fluencer shill video
is this a bot?

>>52233253
Ty anon

>>52233277
lol, lmao even

>>52233235
>>52233228
>>52233222
>>52233216
>>52233212
next week is going to be comfy

>>52233288

>>52233283
quiet, dumbass

>>52232179
Symbol Name Last Price Market Time Change % Change Volume Market Cap Intraday High/Low 52 Week Range Day Chart
BHP BHP Group Limited 52.88 11:35AM EDT +4.55 +9.41% 3.744M 182.869B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,063.00 3:20PM GMT +388.00 +8.30% 2.678M 81.13B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 59.79 11:35AM EDT +3.99 +7.15% 9.889M 15.659B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 25.00 11:35AM EDT +1.66 +7.13% 250,605 47.51B
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,218.00 3:20PM GMT +118.00 +5.62% 215,535 42.114B
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.062807 3:35PM UTC +0.002199 +3.63% 72.184M 1.443B
INTC Intel Corporation 27.97 11:35AM EDT +0.94 +3.48% 15.062M 115.418B
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.00 3:17PM GMT +0.49 +2.99% 219 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 155.04 3:07PM GMT +4.31 +2.86% 6,400 N/A
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,535.00 3:20PM GMT +43.50 +1.75% 5.821M 180.195B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 67.51 3:15PM GMT +1.01 +1.51% 20,576 N/A
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 13.16 11:35AM EDT +0.11 +0.86% 26.101M 85.841B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 285.42 11:35AM EDT +1.57 +0.55% 1.024M 629.603B

>>52232210
>>52232216
>>52232217
>>52232228
>>52232245

CWEB IS NOT DUMPING
I REPEAT
CWEB IS NOT DUMPING

>hey anon, want to crush capitalism with me?

>>52233287
I was joking, it's from the 2021 Dune film

kek, baggies, kek even

UVXY
>UVXY
UVXY
>UVXY

>>52233243
Yeah that's likely part of it too. I'm selling puts so can't complain.
Also the unemployment rate jumped in todays data. That lines up pretty well with the start of the move. Didn't notice that at first, to me a 0.2% move is just noise but it is an increase. Perhaps the start of a trend.

Time to close my positions before they fade this move entirely.

>>52233317
No, but how about I crush your cervix?

>>52233337
Partialism posters have interest in no such things

>>52233317

what??
what do you mean a rally based purely on technicals and option positioning before an important expiry, fueled by rumor copium that China would change their zero covid policy, following a HOT jobs report would fail???
who could have guessed this???
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>>52233332
SEND IT

>>52233322
Worth watching or is it goyslop? Also checked

>>52233341
>Partialism
Such a waste. Use the whole buffalo.

>>52233354
You are not funny fat man.

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we haven't had swings like today for ...how long?

>>52233385
Uh by my calculations, 3 days.

>>52233238
If you haven't seen the newest dune movie, you are doing yourself a disservice. It's kino and shows the superiority that hamchads have over lanklets.i know for a fact Vladimir harkonnen took duke atreides bussy

>>52233385
a week

>>52233354
Yes, it's one of the only films I saw this year

>>52233385
we get horrible down swings everyday in jim brandons amierka

>aapl -2%
actually giving me a boner right now lol

Big thanks to the bobros shilling RBLX puts here yesterday. Already up bigly, can't wait for earnings next week! LFG!!!

>>52233347
what do you mean the odds of a 75bps hike increased???
what do you mean the terminal rate increased and moved further out in time???
this is bullshit!! nobody could have predicted that this rally would fail! NO ONE

>>52233404
BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

I SMELL CAPITULATION

Alright I have to get ready for a work call. Don't let the Jews reverse the market.

>>52233388
I just watched the Harkonnen scene in question, looks kino.

>>52233360

>>52233425
this guy gets it

MIKE WILSON?
KEK STRAT?
CATHY?
ZEROHEDGE?
BOGLESHITS?
THETAGANG?

>>52233344
LADYYYY IN REEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IS DANCING WITH ME . . . cheek to cheek . . .

>>52233446
that was a man bro

>>52233396
I haven't watched any movies in the past decade, because it's been nothing but Anti-White propaganda and woke garbage. I'll watch it as long as it's not blatantly subversive.

New

>>52233462
>>52233462

>>52233455
Fuck you I was about to post that

I got psyched out of my QQQ puts at the top.

Why am I like this?

I TRIED TO BE PERFECT BUT NOTHING WAS WORTH IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT MAKES ME REAL
I THOUGHT IT'D BE EASY BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME
I MEANT ALL THE THINGS I SAID

>>52233460
There's literally no propaganda in the entire film. It's just straight sci-fi. One of the few films like that these days which is why I enjoyed it so much.

BONJOUR

There are retards in here that defend powell

>>52232841
Haram

>>52233404
you're playing wif fire
good enough to cap good enough to sell

I'm trying to understand options, in a put option, does the price have to go below a breakeven point for you to make money on it?

The Nasdaq just broke through support at the 38.2% Fibonacci Retracement level measured from the 2008 Global Financial Crisis low March of 2009 to the top back in January of this year. This the same retracement level it used as support to spring up into October pump we just came off of and wiped out. Things are about to get interesting. Next week is going to be awful.

S&P 500 following closely behind as it has rejected the 23.6% level.

No moving average or momentum indicator is telling me anything other than max BEAR.

This is it folks.

Best investments/companies for the upcoming/current explosion in mid to high end senior living communities?

>>52233520
what is better? 6%+ inflation for the next decade or Boomers losing a notch of their stolen wealth? Do you prefer Gated communities burned to the ground by Niggers or selling your third mansion to pay for med bills?

>>52233556
he should have raised rates earlier in 2021. he waited too long and since then hes been fucking up the delivery ever since. how hard is it for you fucks to understand?

I sold the rip. Kek.

>>52233455
Damn. Kanye is single-handedly bringing down ZOG. Honorary white man.

>>52232179
>Palantir Earnings monday morning
>Buy a straddle so i can capture Implied Volatility squeeze
>Market Tanks the day before Earnings and IV still goes down
I might if the IV doesnt go up i might KMS

>>52233727
>KMS
Dont do that anon.

>>52232179
MIDTERM PUMP BABY

>>52233004
It’s actually Nate Tin. Guy is overpumped.

>>52233614
rates should have been raised in 2018