/biz/ - Business & Finance

niggers and jews are bad news

>>52231109
Team Biden keeps faking the job numbers thinking its good for their image (strong economy etc.) but are too stupid to realize this is what's driving Jerome to keep hiking harder than grampa's old fashioned hard icecream.

>>52231109
I'm scared

first time back in the markets for 6 months goys
whats the play now since tech died kek?
OIL? Military?

>2 year at 4.7% and soon to likely be at 5%.
Who else getting ready for bonds? Almost 5% risk free gains is pretty good. Can load up and make some money there even in a depression/recession/crash.

why is pumping sirs

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU HAVE TO LOSE 500 BILLION IN MARKET CAP BECAUSE THE NUMBER WAS 200k AND NOT 180k!!!!!!!!

Nobody’s buying the dogshit anymore. Equities are fairly valued right now until a recession begins. No more selling until next year.

>75bps for December odds have gone up 10% from 42.2% to 52.8% after NFP

>crab all day yesterday
>up 1% premarket

I am in shambles.

>>52231153
Only equities that arent still overvalued PE are oil stocks. And yet still no one wants to buy. When oil starts reaching massive PE valuations then you know we are trending towards the later stage of this cycle.

>DXY in free fall

Bobo?

>>52231139
Christmas surprise! SEVENTY FIVE BENIS'S

Clown world

>>52231153
Lol, lmao even. As long as future growth is not guaranteed there is no bottom bobo

>Futures

>>52231139
Also, check the SPX yearly chart. See that bearish yearly engulfing. Oh yeah baby, we're going lower. Much lower.

MY ENTIRE LINKED IN FEED IS LAYOFFS

IT'S HAPPENING

JEROME POWELL BROKE THE JOB MARKET

STOP RAISING RATES

PIVOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PIVOT

>>52231174
The only problem I have is that my options don't expire till dec so I can't fully milk the theta

Henlo sers, is anyone here Jewish and can tell me what's going on?

>>52231187
no fuck you

Market will violently and retardedly pump after the morning dip like the last two times, then dump hard after the election. Riding these waves you could have made it, instead you held your shorts/longs through beating after beating.

Guess the consistency of my shit

>>52231199
THE LAYOFFS ARE GETTING BAD

JPOW HAS DONE HIS JOBS

HE DOESN'T NEED TO GO ANY FURTHER

PLEASE FUCKING STOP RAISING THE RATES

>>52231143
FAANG 2.0.

Fuels, Aerospace, Agriculture, Nuclear & Renewables, Gold & Metals/Minerals

BOYS I'm still sitting on 50 Percent cash, when do we really crash? Q2 23? I'm feckin bored

WHY ARE WE FUCKING PUMPIMG POWELL WAS HJAWKISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Where are those fuckers calling me a retard now?

Why are we up so much with the yields up so much as well

>>52231211
>THE LAYOFFS ARE GETTING BAD
hasn't even begun. strap in buddy

>>52231227
Retard.

>>52231217
maximum pain $378 SPY
too many puts would make money on this expiry
it behooves the market to close higher today, or try to, to wash out as many puts as possible
after the expiry, then the true course can continue

>>52231199
Sex with baby shark

friendly reminder that:

1. bears always overstay their welcome
2. cashgang will still be cashgang at the next ATHs

blown it out your ass
hail to the king baby
balls of steel
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

>>52231227
Well some retard drew that bottom yellow line. Are you said retard?

>>52231245
A man of culture, I see.

I am officially FOMO'ing into TQQQ

MY QQQ PUTS ARE GETTING LIQUIDATED BOBOS WHATS HAPPENING

>>52231232
Unironically hasnt even begun. My entire linkedin feed is people getting new jobs at another company where they got a raise or something. But with like a million people dead from covid and probably another million with muh long covid I dont see how the companies are going to lay off enough to make a difference.

>>52231244
digits don't lie

>>52231245
>BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

>>52231245
Zoomers will never understand.

why number green

>>52231227
Told you yesterday when China started to pump that you were right. For the wrong reasons, but already admitted that the h&S is going to play out. Hope you are short

Bulls have their cocks out and are furiously rubbing. Pump my oil bags!

>>52231215
If you're that bored you can try swinging with a small amount of money. This market is so volatile that you can probably make back a -2% move the next day if you've got the stomach for it

>>52231247
yes and it played out beautifully

>>52231277
Because I buyed puts.

>Employment numbers are mixed instead of all hot
>Market shoots up over a percent
Fucking pivooters lmao

>>52231287

>he believes in the “numbers”

>>52231277
More people without a job = higher chance for fed to inject funny money and stop hiking (which isnt going to happen, but market is in make believe rally modus)

>>52231275
I'll one up you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBObq9Z4uo
>ITS NASCAR NOT NASCOON

>>52231276
>Hope you are short
I am long Doge

>>52231277
Because fuck you, the market does what it wants. That's why

>>52231287
The employment numbers were a little mixed, but hourly earnings were straightforward. The fed doesn't want to see wages continually rise.

Dxy is dying again.

>>52231304
I hope for you on spx options and some dxy synth play

We pumping into midterms and go to SPY 400 on a republican victory.

>>52231330
After JPow once again committed to fighting inflation?

>>52231340
SANTA RALLY

>>52231337
I also have SPY short dated calls

>>52231349
Market is a clown world. No reason we arent in the red today besides pivot cope literally days after a hawkish talk

>>52231312
Why doesn't the market care about my relatively small drop in the bucket account? I MATTER MR MARKET, DO WHAT I WANT NOT WHAT YOU WANT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52231362
Honestly I think it's just cause of the China pump from a while ago

Watch us start bar coding, I mean bart coding later today.

>>52231196
I am Christian, and I can tell you that every day we get a little closer to Revelation. This world is further depraved and sickly every day.

Accept God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit into your life.

IMO hold cash rn

>>52230794
Yuan's about to break the low from the 26th.

>>52231139
>JPow hikes rates
>Biden spends more to “help” economy
>JPow needs to hike rates more to deal with the inflation
>Biden makes more government jobs to make up for private sector losses

I'm 100% slurping Dking at $10

>>52231388

Pre market is a conspiracy

Will the job market actually fall? Now is when boomers are at retirement age and leaving the workforce and millenials are getting promotions as they are to fill in the gaps left by the retiring boomers, but there is a smaller demographic of millenials which drives wages higher as there is more demand. Too many zombie corporations exist right now, if anything these shit companies will go poof before the jobs go poof, we don't need these shit companies but the workers are needed to fill in vacant positions at good companies. In other news, I just took a healthy looking poopie, this is bullish.

>>52231212
based
i got Lockheed and Exxon
anything else worth a look at?

almost sold my bobo play... didnt and now im getting heemerinod

>>52231421
What's ur bobo play?

>>52231421
Same

>>52231144
>risk free

Thanks mumus for pumping my oil bags, XOM sitting pretty and paying divvies for me to buy my frosty Monster beverage. Gonna set fire to the CPI and inflation, but whatever I got mine. I got a reverse mortgage on my house so you zoomers aint getting shit.

>>52231158
The peak for FFR has shifted from May23 to Jun23 and there’s now a sliver for 5.85%

>>52231405
Cool it with your antisemitism.

>>52231429
leveraged bear nasdaq

>>52231433
if its held for 10 years, why not. fixed income

>>52231436
Damn there really are boomers ITT, bragging about screwing over their own children

Oil is pumping

>>52231303
his rage at the end was great

>>52231436
>siiiiip
you need to get some HELOCs and buy rentals.

What are the financial implications of No Nut November?

My coal position in WHC has been saved big time today. I don't know why it irrationally dumped last week. Thanks to the anon who helped me out this week.

>>52231386
>Revelation
Anyone who calls it Revelation means theyre a prottie and arent Christian.
>>52231433
>>52231456
Hes a doomer pretending the gov will default. Bonds are risk free and are called that. Interest rate risk is still there but default isnt happening.

Barting

Labor participation rate is going down as boomers retire and zoomers begin believing in the "let it rot" mentality. This is the golden dawn of the competent wagie to become the next era of boomer (financially speaking, no one has enough sex to produce so many people at once like the boomers parents)

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CIVPART

>>52231461
Yep. My DIA is looking hot this morning.

pretty glad i sold my sqqq calls yesterday. its getting heemed

>>52231482
Idk, this is my first time trying it.

>>52231488
ahem, catholics believe in works based salvation meaning what Jesus did on the cross wasn't good enough for them. absolute heresy.

>there has been too much theta decay, too much max pain
>non of us are without tax loses but I have an honorable compromise
>just sell
>drop you bids, you shares, your calls, and youre bloomberg
>Just sell and there will be an end to contango

>>52231488
Go worship Mary

>>52231488
What is it supposed to be called?

>>52231488
Katherine outlived Martin. Why would you say he killed her?

>>52231468
waiting for these retards to crash housing, then I'll load up.

The stock market is officially over

How to filter inside threads from mobile?

>>52231144
triple B (medium risk) bonds gives you like 12%

This feels like a bull trap to sell calls at open, but who knows

What’s up with China pumping bobos? Is it finally the Golden China bull run?

My QQQ puts are getting HEEEEMED

>>52231521
he wants you to call it the apocalypse of john because reeee oral tradition

>>52231550
>>52231034

>>52231512
>Lord Bobungus addressing the last Oil Barons
I've seen this film, they won't sell.

>>52231550
The German Chancellor headed to China today because I guess he didn't learn his lesson about being dependant on Russia.

>>52231534
I only trade RBLX don't care about the stock market

>>52231550
muh "reopening" scam

HOOKED

Feeling really good about closing my puts yesterday. No way could I have stomached holding those any longer seeing this pre market. I'm scalping lunch money today fellas.

>>52231570
your lines are still retarded though

Who /calm/ here?

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I'm shorting this open. It's fake and gay

>>52231566
you are a few days late - the visit happened early this week, with no results for Germany

>>52231577
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52231577
>almost 2 seconds late

Embarrasing

>>52231581
it pumped 2% just to reach below resistance again. its over

>>52231570
> narrowing channel up with broken bottom resistance
> not a normal channel up trending crabbish
literally why

>>52231488
How do you expect to pay denbts at over 5% rates during the worst depression ever

What a fake and gay pre market pump holy shit

>>52231582
Oh fair enough, the talking heads on CNBC said that was the reason. Fucking Cramer....

>>52231567
That's based. And much more predictable that shitcoins like SPY

Just a way to scare/heem late shorts and bait more bulls in. In short, fake and also gay.

>>52231513
Christ clearly also said not everyone would get to heaven. Why would that be if he died and instantly made it for everyone? Because you have to prove you desire his grace by works.
>>52231540
Corporate debt isnt the same as treasuries in risk though. Lot riskier.
>>52231595
The feds are capable of paying 5% for a while.

>>52231575
it's all good in the hood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKMg2o4hOoo

This is just an OPEX rally to liquidate retail shorts, right?

>>52231524
He's implying protestantism was started by Hank, not Marty.

sold the open dump on my bobo play

>>52231607
believe it

>FNKO

>>52231605
I mesn the visit was great for China, Germany green lid a few sales of critical infrastructure to chinese "private" companies and bowed down to the rice nigger king and promised to not criticize china.
Germany is fucking done after the NS2 Sabotage by the US

Mmmhmm ma lil oil stocks be doin sum

>SOXL
I fucking made it bros
Life changing money
I never need to come here again

>>52231616
legitimat hedgie contrarians think that when the fed takes away the punchbowl we should just drink jet fuel

>>52231620
NGMI, buy VIX or UVXY later today

Why are we scam pumping again?

>>52231646
China is reopening

>aapl
oh no no no

>>52231641
>>52231641
>drink jet fuel
Pour out that Jet A senpai.

>>52231646
there are gaps to be closed at 4200. As Goldman Sachs predicted, spx 4200 eoy

Classic Marge pattern

>>52231646
Yeah, but we'll end red.

>>52231645
cant buy them as europoor

I'm all in HEEM

>>52231649
lul. sure they are.
time to short.

poop diaper

>>52231608
You prove you desire it by repentance, which is a byproduct of faith/God’s grace. You can’t have faith and not strive to repent. So works is not the key, it’s grace alone by faith alone.

>>52231663
you can buy synthetics on different blockchains or use crypto exchanges who offer those to get exposure.

>>52231663
stop spreading misinformation
you can buy LETFs you just need a better brokerage

so, how many of you panicked on open and closed out your shorts / puts
that is exactly, precisely, what they wanted you to do

>>52231655
>there are gaps to be closed at 4200
Would the gaps in this chart = the days with giant red candles? Gapping up/down is something I haven't taken the time to learn about yet

>>52231618
Thank you. And I guess I need to brush up on my history. I'm Lutheran, and admit that we can overplay the historical sins of the catholic church, and really underplay the absolute devastation of the reformation.

>>52231685
I was thinking about it.

>>52231577
>>52231584
market is still closed retards

we got a lil cocky bobros but i think we good

>>52231685
who is "they"

>>52231697
>He doesn't know

>>52231696
im thinkin its gonna bounce soon. i solded

>aapl’s gone red
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you retards didn’t fall for that bull trap

>WTI back above 90

you love to see it

>>52231694
>He doesn't get double secret market access
lmao scrub

>>52231696
im still scared

>>52231687
the gaps are just a discrepancy between futures and opening. Its astrology to assume that all gaps need to be closed, but sooner or later they are always closed

>slb
fuck this piece of shit

>>52231640
See ya Monday

uhm mumus?

We GAAAAN

buddy look at TLT computer

>AMZN

>>52231697

>>52231709
She was perfect. I could have saved her.

>>52231685
nah man I saw the pm and just went and beat my meat.
if I ever get worried about my plays I just go beat my meat and it usually works out

We're all Daniel Plainview today.

>>52231608
>Because you have to prove you desire his grace by works
LOL
John 3:16?
Romans 3:20?
Romans 4:3?

>>52231685
I've been drinking for the past 11 hours. My positions are set in stone. I just need QQQ to close below $276 next Wednesday. I'm only here to have fun. Cheers.

buddy

>>52231717
>the gaps are just a discrepancy between futures and opening.
Thanks anon

Got my chores squared away after ghosting my coding job. Got more time to shitpost.

>>52231628
manchildsisters...

A P P L E
C
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>>52231745
I'm more of a Bill the Butcher man, myself.

i have 100 cnq shares and 685 suncor shares
when do i sell

shit why is it going up already, i was still in the process of dumping my paycheck regularly into it and now i dont feel comfortable doing that anymore

>QRTEA

>>52231746
Isaiah 64:6 too

>>52231700

>>52231755
No wonder its tanking. Apple did the needful.

>>52231570
Will form an inverted head and shoulders and blow up.
It's still inside the real channel and the next bottom test is at the shoulder line.

BUDDY LOOK AT NFLX COMPUTER

AQBros....

SHINRA TENSEI

>>52231735
boomer stock
ridiculous P/E ratio
stagnating business

BUY UVXY NOW

SSAB +9.72
RIO +7.87

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

>>52231781
inverted head and shoulders only occure on down trends. Lower lows, lower highs, dxy is either in for a crash playing out the head and shoulders or a a correction that could down the road form a bull flag. Looking at other central banks starting to try to do something against their hyperinflation and china opening, chances its a classic reversal after a longer uptrend, more likely

dump is over. we crab now.

STOP FUCKING DUMPING WTFFDFF PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52231792
the fact that AMZN has a higher P/E ratio than TSLA is just fucking ridiculous

which of you guys bought calls at open

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

>>52231575
me

>>52231792
I was reflecting on the fact it took a huge dump this morning.

XOM has about the same revenue as AMZN but AMZN has 4x the market cap. I don't know what's the deal with this mouthbreathing retard spamming every thread thinking he is the next Warren Buffet for slurping an overpriced piece of shit.

>>52231799
i have so much uvxy already my god fuck mumu

all my materials/mining stocks are up bigly on the China news
RIO, FCX, BHP
dunno how i feel about that

please tell me my tech stocks will go back up to their ATH from a year ago again in the next 4 years

>>52231805
BOE is already declaring recession and energy is just about to soar again in Europe.
China will be muted because it will be in their interests to keep their currency low to push exports.

Took $5000 worth of buying power to sell a nov 11 385 call for $2.12
Fuck a me

>>52231817
there is no defeating the pivoters, there will be no crash, the fed cannot tame inflation with their interest rate adjustments alone without destroying the government and politicians getting the rope, everything is bullish

>>52231836
Lol, lmao even.

>>52231849
Please do not engage the namefags.

>>52231829
keep puttin in that work. were going to rich

>>52231824
It’s pretty clear western nations are transitioning to alt energies. Xom is like tobacco in the 90s. You have a decade or 2 at most.

>Want to buy BAKA puts
>want to buy JETS puts
SOMEONE STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52231842
Is the cny even part of the dxy. I dont think so

>>52231857
>muh sunset industry
lmao

namefags are back
bullish or bearish?

it's so fucking stupid how tech keeps getting killed while these dog shit energy companies keep going higher

>>52231857
Yeah bro we’re going to power everything with windmills happily ever after

>>52231836
I think yes. Sounds crazy but whatever.
I invest based on feelings and not some weird calculus technical analysis thingy

>>52231492
That’s actually untrue, I have enough sex to produce the second baby boom

>>52231857
Alternative energies are the biggest propaganda scheme of the 21st century and you're believing every word whilst buying your 12" nigger dildo from Amazon that was shipped on a freighter powered by the most sulphurous and dirty fuel imaginable.

OOOOOO OOO OO OO OIL

>>52231872
>dog shit energy companies
???

They have a product that everyone needs, and strong cashflow. Tech doesn't even make profit half the time.

The fuck you talking about.

I have a good feeling about OXY.

>>52231872
Good bait, would (you)

>>52231869
trade tech, invest commodifies
same as always

>>52231874
XOM being like tobacco in the 90s is not even bearish at all considering how tobacco co's like Altria's performed since then

stock price still goes up even if growth is flat
thats just how share buybacks work

It's reviving!

MUMU! WE DID IT!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52231872
did u just get here lol
or did u just ignore all the oil dd since late 2020

i remember when i used to think biden winning would be bad for oil lmao

So the VIX is a scam right?

>>52231881
absolute schizo genius trader

seriously though, i need some ATLs this month

Never a red day again! WOOO NO MORE JOBS!

GREEN UNTIL MIDTERMS

Gap was filled and almost rebounded completely.
It's over for bobos.

>>52231922
What the fuck.

>>52231824
Now compare the margins. And the trend is up for one of them.

>>52231896
>invest commodities
like commodity sensitive equities or actual commodities?
i don't really have a lot of storage space

>>52231920
I work in OIL buddy I'm never getting laid off

>>52231930
>>52231922
What’s the name of this AI again?

Are the twitter layoffs on pacific time? I haven’t received an email yet

WHAT THE FNKO!!!!

>>52231927

>>52231819
I know buddy

I just want it to burn

>>52231892
my eyes have seen the glory

>>52231940
Qui-bot

>>52231940
There's a bunch, but it's based off of stable diffusion and GPT.

BUDDY LOOK AT NET COMPUTER

Holy shit. I might buy more.

>QRTEA

any SLURPERS

>>52231937
idk i meant it in the sense that any amount of money in energy or this or that at any point in the last 50 years was probably a good bet long term

>>52231954
only good one.

>spr release winding down
>opec+ setting floors
>china opening back up
yeah i think its time for a big fat oil rally. $120? $150? $200? make your bets sirs.

>>52231889
then why has the $ per barrel been going down? and the last time it did this was 2008

Is Comcast a good investment?

>>52231994
Nah fuck those guys.

>Sent via Xfinity

>>52231981
touches $110 in February to plummet back to 40. looking for a good entry into nrgd

>TEAM

>>52232005
I am sorry bro

>>52232014
can everybody here stop speaking in code

>dollar down big
>crypto and metals pumping
did the dollar just peak?

>>52232025
I bought a new modem last week and it was some bullshit getting it set up. Also, they use international call support and I hate that shit.

>>52231994
>Comcast
sell the news

And in other news, some fed retard spoke today for no reason other than to inconvenience investors.

"I want to dip my sweaty balls in the stock market's mouth," Collins said.

>>52232033
I'm afraid so

>>52232032
??

>>52232032
The fuck are you talking about? Do you not know what a greentext means?

>>52231824
>XOM has about the same revenue as AMZN but AMZN has 4x the market cap
Correct. The market still refuses to price in oil shortages for foreseeable future. When XOM is a higher mcap than most tech you know we are getting rich valuations.

>>52232033
most likely

Let's go!

>SAVA suing short sellers
lmao
kek even

>>52232040
FED'S BARKIN: EVEN IF IT'S SLOWER, IT COULD BE A POTENTIALLY HIGHER END POINT FOR RATES.

FED'S BARKIN: I CAN CREDIBLY SAY THAT THE FED HAS ITS FOOT ON THE BRAKE.

>>52232036
Did that for my Dad last year, the fucking instructions they sent with it were wrong, you go to the website and you literally couldn't activate your modem on it. I ended up driving to the distributor center to talk to a human being and they gave me a robot phone number to activate it. Fuck that place, its people, and their, we are a monopoply here, prices.

>>52232064
>FOOT ON THE BRAKE
Nah these fuckers are just engine braking.

Do you have to hold each individual share for a certain period of time for the dividends to be qualified, or can you just add more of a stock once it's dividends are qualified and the new shares will also be qualified?

>>52232046
>>52232051
these posts suck, try making quality posts like this >>52232040

UP, UP AND AWAY!!

Look at yang. Holy shit kpop anon sold before it dropped. I think he said he'll buy back in later this year. We need to start tracking his trades.

yes, 1% swings are completely normal, up 1 down 1 up 1

>>52232079
Look up ex-dividend date.

>>52232052
XOM was once the largest US company. It was removed from the DOW last year, replaced by Salesforce. Time to capitalize on clown world

>>52232064
>I CAN CREDIBLY SAY THAT THE FED HAS ITS FOOT ON THE BRAKE.

FUCK ! ITS GOING TO CRASH!

>>52232080
current news summary anon has gotten real lazy lately

>>52232080
*rapes you*

FUCK JEROME POWELL
FUCK YOU

>>52232096
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>>52232089
which ones that, i can't keep track of all these damn queers

>>52232092
Yep. Oil will retake its crown and only then do you start to cycle out. We got 2 years before a possible republican potus. So expect oil prices to remain high at least that long.

What's Mr. Pelosi buying today?

>>52232122
painkillers

>>52232122
Advil for his headache.

OooooOooooOoOOooooooooooOOOOoOoOoooOOoooOooOooOoooooooOoOoOooOoOOooooooOoOoOooOO

this pump is just because tha dollar is taking another shit right?

>>52232122
He‘s never going to trade again in his life

I BOUGHT MORE SPY PUT THAT BETTER BE A DOUBLE TOP

>>52232080
I will come to your house, rape your mouth, and liquidate your portfolio.

got out too soon but im glad i got out.

ok I sold NVDA can it go down now

>>52232070
The trick now is they have some obscure setting you have to feed their system the MAC of the device. They neglect to tell you that in their instructions. Those fuckers really want you to rent their bullshit modemrouters.

>>52232090
there is still no liquidity in this market. of course its volatile

>>52232179
>>52232179
>>52232179
new
>>52232179
>>52232179
>>52232179
new

>>52232148
But why would the dxy be dropping, anon? WHY?!

>>52232107
this is very hot CP thank you

>>52232192
market expects a 0.45 rate hike in december

>>52231836
>please tell me my tech stocks will go back up to their ATH from a year ago again in the next 4 years
I bought intel at 24.70. Its a tech stock. suspect what you call tech is a pile of garbage web sites like amazon , facebook, twitter and netflicks and outsourced bullshit like apple and amd

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BHP BHP Group Limited 53.17 10:26AM EDT +4.84 +10.01% 2.459M 183.872B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 25.39 10:25AM EDT +2.05 +8.78% 174,939 48.241B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 60.65 10:26AM EDT +4.85 +8.69% 6.648M 15.884B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,058.16 2:11PM GMT +383.16 +8.20% 2.25M 81.052B
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,240.00 2:11PM GMT +140.00 +6.67% 165,494 42.532B
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.063121 2:25PM UTC +0.002632 +4.35% 69.378M 1.45B
INTC Intel Corporation 28.05 10:26AM EDT +1.02 +3.77% 9.57M 115.742B
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 16.88 1:23PM GMT +0.37 +2.27% 20 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 154.13 1:45PM GMT +3.40 +2.26% 6,179 N/A
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,532.00 2:11PM GMT +40.50 +1.63% 4.927M 179.982B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 288.29 10:26AM EDT +4.44 +1.56% 616,609 635.94B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 66.96 1:45PM GMT +0.46 +0.68% 17,057 N/A
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 12.89 10:26AM EDT -0.16 -1.23% 14.063M 84.069B

>>52232395
I forgot to tell you all to get fucked. Get fucked. There. All done.