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52226331 No.52226331 [Reply] [Original]

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to do the job of the 3000 people I just fired.

>> No.52226371

>>52226331
Gigachad move.

>> No.52226391

so, not much extra load then?

>> No.52226397

>>52226331
>adds 2 additional emails to my to do list
>spends 1 week automating a routine
>attends one more meeting
Done

>> No.52226437
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>downsize company by 40%
>productivity is down
>"it must be wfh"

>> No.52226528

>find a way to do it
>automate it
>ask for a raise to 700k salary and justify it
Those people didn't deserve a job to begin with. They don't deserve houses and they shouldn't have had kids.

>> No.52226723

>>52226437
kek my favorite is companies boasting about how wfh improved productivity when trying to reassure investors when covid first hit and now they're trying to spin the opposite narrative now that covid is over. I don't forget, and I'm never coming back in to the office :)

>> No.52226801

>>52226331
Bro, I have to do my old job and a new position simultaneously and I just want to die. Everyone I manage is leaving now.

>> No.52227964

Tfw absorbed the responsibilities of my entire department with no pay raise. Tfw cant quit cause im paying for ny father's chemo and the boss fucking knows it because I threatened to quit and he says I wont because of my father.

>> No.52228125

>>52226723
Based. I’m never going back to the office

>> No.52228155

>>52227964
There’s gotta be another option anon. You don’t gotta put up with that horseshit. I believe in you.

>> No.52228220

>>52226331
Hey thats cool with me.
Remember last time i got root access to the HR systems when you fired their sysadmins?

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>>52226528
anyone who doesn't benefit us directly should just be killed off honestly. we incels are the true producers of goylsop and keep traditional conservative morality in check. i mean why wouldn't normies be onboard with our brand of fascism when we just want to use them and kill them the second it becomes inconvenient for us?

>> No.52228667

>>52226528
>Automate it
If I do this than my job isn't needed. you should make it slightly prone to error so they keep you on to maintain it.

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>>52226331

No.

>> No.52229095

>>52226331
>i don't have to waste time doing wageslave because i've been scalping + staking on dextools for the best part of the year
yeah i don't know what you mean

>> No.52229342

>>52226331
Implying the 3000 people fired weren't massive HR / "soft skill" faggots who added absolutely zero value to the end product and their job can be completely eliminated with no consequence

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>>52228260

>> No.52230094

>>52228125
>>52226723
you ever went to the office? lmao fucking cucks

>> No.52230106

>>52228260
i dont think you understand how useless most tech jobs truly are

>> No.52230657

>>52226331
Not a problem chief.

>> No.52230658

>>52226331
im gonna do nothing as well on their behalf

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>> No.52231060

>>52226528
You forgot to mention the fact that no company is giving you a $700k raise and that IT logged your keystrokes and knows exactly how you did that shit

>> No.52231204

>>52228260
This but unironically

>> No.52231269

>>52226528
>ask for a raise to 700k salary and justify it
How does a gift card and a feature in the monthly newsletter sound?