/biz/ - Business & Finance

first

today i invested
like a dirty pajeet
now my tummy's hurting
i must shit in the street

- oldfag here
"Don't fight the Fed" is a tried a true philosophy on the way up and the way down.
Make no mistake, Powell wants:
*the market to go down*
*asset prices to go down*
*lots of jobs to go away*
*the economy to slow to a crawl or recess*
*shit tons of money to go poof*
*lots of shitcos to go broke*

- in order to fight inflation. Unless Powell gets shitcanned, I wouldn't fight it if I were you. And the repubs were circle-jerking with Powell about Volcker, so don't expect any relief there. We are currently in the denial phase and it's just a matter of time until the liquidity gets drained (already out of the shitcoin market, draining fast out of Cathy Wood shit, and memes) and this market will start tumbling with pink wojak money managers screaming on the business channels. It's coming, I guarantee you that as a boomerfag.

AMZN AKA UH OH STINKY

low volume. vix is having a stroke. midterms. spy recovering. yeah i think we are about to have a rally. the market is trying to price in whatever the fuck the fed spewed out yesterday.

Please for the love of god sour hour or power hour I don’t care which but just kill this crab.

>tfw feeling pretty good about exiting a risky put position at session lows

Sell while you still can retards

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROm-vgVRk

bought more SPOT today.
What am I in for?

fine mumu get rugged in the AH have it your way? you fucking weirdo

Why is the Yen getting steadily stronger? What did the nips do?

>>52221803
>low volume. vix is having a stroke. midterms. spy recovering. yeah i think we are about to have a rally. the market is trying to price in whatever the fuck the fed spewed out yesterday.
a rally would be so fake and gay right now it's unreal
>verification not required

>>52221842
Dump Treasuries.

>>52221839
>bought

SOUR *CLAP* HOUR *CLAP*

>>52221842
>Why is the Yen getting steadily stronger? What did the nips do?
stronger against what?
USD-YEN has been chilling just under 150 for over a week. I'd hardly call 148 amazing strength

>>52221793
>I have 25 years experience shit posting anon, now unless you want a range ban hurry up and post nigger.

>>52221847
>a rally would be so fake and gay right now it's unreal
yes but it's happening

>>52221819
Nothing ever happens

>Google down 20% in 8 days
>down 12.5% on the week

Has to be capitulation, right. Even pricing in recession doesn’t justify going lower than these levels. I’ll slurp 30k worth today

>>52221839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I
don't

It's almost power hour, my basterds. DO NOT REDEEM, BICH, OK?

My Amazon LEAPS are down 50%.

>>52221860
Are you going to watch the new ASOT episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjligeXEsw8

>>52221869
I'm looking at EUR/JPY

Why are we even red today? just jpow 360° pivot?

>>52221842
It's the other way around, dollary-doos are losing value across all currencies.

So I had 1dte 374 SPY puts that expired yesterday and the fucking market closed at 374.xx and I lost the trade. Nothing is worse than having an option almost print and then losing at close on a few cents, especially when the market swings in your favor as much as it did yesterday and your thesis is essentially correct. I much prefer to just be straight up 100% wrong and have the position go to zero that way.

Anyways I'm playing with credit spreads now to make the money back. Theta gang I have finally come home.

>>52221755
Will we turn green nigs

>>52221888
>I'm looking at EUR/JPY
ah I bet that's moreso the Euro dying, as it should
The USD pairing has stagnated, but I'm hoping my 2023 nippon trip gets even cheaper lel

astrology says line go down

power hour

Im moving to Texas to work in oil. Oilbros, WAGMI!

>>52221890
>Why are we even red today? just jpow 360° pivot?
You heard the press conference yesterdat right? It was hawkish af
No company is getting bailed out by cheap dollars in this environment

>Apple pauses hiring through 2023 amid recession fears
>Amazon has frozen hiring in parts of its lucrative web services division — an apparent escalation of the company’s cost-cutting efforts
>Facebook parent company Meta will be freezing the majority of its hiring, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced to his employees
>Coinbase: We will extend our hiring pause for the foreseeable future.
>Salesforce recently laid off a number of workers and implemented a new hiring freeze through January 2023

>Stripe cuts 14% of its staff
>Wells Fargo mortghage staff brace for layoffs as US loan volumes collapse as much as 90% from a year earlier
>Financial giant Goldman Sachs set for hundreds of layoffs
>Wall Street major Morgan Stanley is expected to start a fresh round of layoffs globally in the coming weeks

>Snap planned to lay off about 20% of its employees
>Furniture and home goods company, Wayfair, said it would layoff about 870 employees
>Robinhood: Laying off more than 1,000 people in 2022
>Shopify laid off roughly 1,000 employees, equivalent to 10% of its workforce worldwide.
>Video-hosting platform Vimeo cut 6% of its staff in July.
>Real estate firm Re/Max will lay off 17% of its workforce by the end of the year, the company announced.
>JPMorgan confirmed that it would lay off over 1,000 employees in its home-lending department.
>Real estate brokerage Redfin laying off 6% of total employees

>Walmart announced layoffs in its corporate division, as well as at one of its fulfillment centers.
>Oracle held two rounds of layoffs that included the company's marketing, customer experience, and cloud divisions.
>Zillow: Lays off 5% of total employees
>GoFundMe: Lays off 12% of total employees
>DocuSign: Lays off 9% of total employees

>Lyft to cut 13% of workforce in second round of job cuts
>SoundCloud is reducing its global headcount by around 20%
>Carvana cited a recession in auto sales as the main driver in laying off 2,500 employees
>Cameo: 25% of workforce laid off

So line go up or down on friday?
maybe sideways?

>>52221898
*tssssss crack*
My dow30 ETF is already green, heh.
*siiiiip*

>>52221905
share your meme lines wise wizard of lulz

>>52221924
I was at work and stuck in traffic all yesterday.

What the probability of doubling 5k ten times to reach 5.1m?

why googl tanking so hard

AMZN

>>52221946
riz?

>>52221946

>>52221930
.1 increase in unemployement, less non farm pay rolls. You can bet the market is rallying into the weekend

>>52221942
doubling the 5k to 10, and 10 to 20 would be easy
after that if youre doing options you'll be a huge order on the tape and subject to fuckery

>>52221940
>I was at work and stuck in traffic all yesterday.
ah I'd recommend watching it, including the Q&A
market approached reality shortly after he took the stage

jobs data must be hot

verification not required

What the fuck was that

>>52221869
DXY is at 113 so that's why you don't see the Yen getting stronger

>>52221893
most retarded comment, look at DXY

>>52221902
Maybe, GBP/JPY is even worse, CHF/JPY isn't great, CAD/JPY shows the same trend except for very recently, seems like only the USD and JPY have been pumping lately

>>52221938
at some point (soon) we are going to retest that kiss of death weekly 200 SMA line. We already convincingly went below it twice. Third time's a charm

>>52221984
retarded meme. you should kys

>>52221994
>DXY is at 113 so that's why you don't see the Yen getting stronger
My $500k cash gang play from june 2021 is looking decent still

I didn't go into full on short stuff mode, but preservation OK

>>52221930
up
>midterms

>>52221975
kk I'll give it a looksee.

>>52221870
What’s with the white caps? It’s a nuclear reactor not a salad bar. Errant hairs falling is the least of their issues.

>>52222020
midterms feels like a relief rally no matter what happens. After that it might get ugly.

>>52222062
You know how slavs are, they do everything weird.

>>52221920
Counting on you for my dividends fren. Good luck

>we’re gonna get a relief rally because of le midtermerinos
yeah just like how we weren’t gonna dump before midterms, right?

>>52222010
Buy dollars with your dollars. Invest in UUP today.

>>52222111
Ima take a dump on your mom's face nigga lmao

>>52222010
>My $500k cash gang play from june 2021 is looking decent still
and you got to keep your sanity

>>52222062
Probably for reinforcement in the event they need to go into a part of the facility that needs high levels of cleanliness. When I worked at a NPP we had to wear gloves, safety glasses and work boots at all times inside the facility because idiots kept on forgetting to do it when they should have and hurting themselves.

>>52222111
>checked

i nedd sour hour pls

>>52222062
Its not to stop hair falling out, its to keep out dust, or any bit of matter carrying radiation, from getting stuck in hair. I don't work in a nuclear reactor but I did work in a BSL-3 Lab and the same shit applies to keep contaminated shit from leaving the worksite.

>>52222132
priced in

Bros...

>>52221926
those all suck
RBLX 4 life

>>52222134
>and you got to keep your sanity
excellent add-on point

I was at $0 net worth in summer 2018. Ethereum got me up to $1.2 million pre-tax at the top. I dumped enough to live happy for a recession in southeast asia in May 2021 (ETH price $2700); paid $100k in taxes

I pretty much stepped away from the market for a year and started refocusing in the last 2 months.
Current net worth $750k.

>>52222185

BUDDY LOOK AT OIL
BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE

how to invest into orange juice as a retail poorfag who doesnt want to deal in futures? is there a etn/etf?

power hour check'em

>>52222088
I wont let ya down anon.

>>52222221
YOU FAILED

>>52222221
one job, anon

>>52222221
oof

>>52222221
Its over mumus

Are my PayPal November 4th puts going to print or am I in a crowded trade?

>>52222222
>>52222221
failure

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI IIIIIII THINK I GOING TO PIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

>>52222176
In this case you're wrong. There is no errant radioactive debris floating around a NPP randomly. Critical nuclear safety related materials must be worked in clean room standards. Not as intense as a semi fab but still very stringent.

>>52222221

Worst crab ever seen

>>52222207
Direxion Breakfast Commodities Strategy ETF

>crabbing even in the final hour
wtf bros? market makers are boring as fuck.

>>52222189
honestly that all sounds pretty based. I sold all of my crypto ($25k) earlier in the year when BTC was still $40k, i subsequently lost most of that goombling SPY options but the heemings taught me a lot and im still in the game baby. What are your thoughts on crypto going forward? The crypto markets revealed themselves as being even faker and gayer than the stock market. I feel like Sam The Bank Man Fraud is completely in control of where any of the popular coins go price wise

>Kellogg's
What the hell? I mean iam still up 11% but DAMN

>>52222185
Boomers:
“Damn young people don’t work”

Sold my puts and bought some TQQQ 0DTE calls for tommorow with a small fraction of my gains.

Was that filling the gap? Is that what I'm supposed to believe?

>>52222317
thank you for saving sour hour

>>52222312
They aren't working. They've been unemployed so long they are considered "not looking for work" and aren't included in unemployment numbers.

>>52222332
*snib hour

>>52222277
how do you trade something like that with literally zero volume today?

>>52222332
>>52222349
this is the hour of the crab

>>52222359
long it three months ago

>>52221755
I hope it closes as it is. I already hedged a bit and always annoys me when I lose money on the principal and on the hedge

>>52222111
>2.5% is a dump

we're going to crab until wednesday, aren't we

The vix is taking shit ass dump again.. someone somewhere either really want the markets to rally or is suppressing it

Threadly reminder, this is a generational bottom for UAN. They had a bad quarter due to maintenance on their facilities. They are currently operating at 96% capacity and are full steam ahead for next quarter. Don't miss out.

Is it worth to work hard and try to get promoted, or is it better to seek it out in the market.

My stocks are doing all right but i’m not ready to leave corporate america yet…

1pbtid: >>52221779 >>52221793 >>52221803 >>52221819 >>52221828 >>52221839 >>52221859 >>52221860 >>52221871 >>52221878 >>52221879 >>52221893 >>52221897 >>52221926 >>52221945 >>52221946 >>52221960 >>52221974 >>52222020 >>52222098 >>52222111 >>52222112 >>52222132 >>52222168 >>52222176 >>52222188 >>52222207 >>52222221 >>52222236 >>52222237 >>52222253 >>52222275 >>52222292 >>52222312 >>52222325 >>52222385 >>52222400 >>52222434

Seriously?????????????????????? The paid shills are out in full force today.

WHERE IS THE SOUR HOUR BOBO
WHERE IS THE FEAR
WHERE IS THE PANIC SELLING

>>52222450
literally all me

>>52222450

>>52222450
huh?

It was crab hour all along.

>>52222450

>>52222414
It's not even just front month futures, the whole term structure has gone down a lot. I have a formula for extrapolating the "VIX horizon" (the hypothetical super long term VIX futures without the influence of little up and downs) and it just went down like it hasn't before in years.

>>52222467
mr snibs takes the cake!

>>52222417
>Based in Sugar Land
>19% Dividend
>Sells poop products
>Rallied from $7 to $117
>Now is the "generational bottom"

anon... explain.

>>52222289
>What are your thoughts on crypto going forward? The crypto markets revealed themselves as being even faker and gayer than the stock market.
While it's pretty fake and gay, a lot of this stuff is. Crypto basically relies on normies forgetting that, then seeing a chart put in front of them that is going exponential, they get in super late, get dumped on, repeat. Can it repeat again? I think so

I'm glad I got my position over the course of 2018-19 and have high 6 figs NW and a $250k job now. I'm going to focus on stocks and eventually 1 property (I own 0).

Basically, I'm diversifying, but still hold 50 ETH and $50k in other random crypto.

If you have good income, consider making a once in your life time $40-80k bet in your 20s (maybe 30s) and either ride or die. I might allocate $40k into crypto in the next year.

>>52222285
your options will expire worthless and you will be happy

>>52222467
when it crabs I inverse what color its crabbing, red crabbing means by calls, green crabbing means buy puts. The crab is your friend because he gives you time to make a profitable move.

>>52222450
There's no reason to post more today. Market is boring and gay.

>>52222472
I think we're about to facerip rally again. Jerome powell was VERY careful not to signal dovish after he did so in july which caused the rally all the way to 4100 for no reason. I think he'd like to keep the market low and wait till december to make sure inflation is going down at a rate he wants to. Next hike = 50bps. I would bet 5 grand on it.

>>52222450

>

>>52222467
I would love to run her over.

>S&P down
>Dow down
>Nasdaq down
>Oil down
>Gold down

Vix...... down

>>52221926
Where can I find rolling layoff information such as this?

>>52222487
Food shortages are incoming as well as fertilizer shortages, all planned of course. UAN could likely see yields over 20% next quarter.

>>52222450
Have sex

it's sower hower

>>52222519
My account: down.

>WE GOT EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT EM BOBROS

>AGAIN

>>52222450
>1pbtid

We keep going down, right? R-right?

>>52222519
Doesn't VIX measure volatility? Everyone expects a bear market and has for the last few months. There is nothing surprising happening. If you want to bet against the market short it.

fucking retarded schizos, if you think the VIX shouldn't be going down buy a VIX ETF, you aren't because you're a brain dead monkey staring at things you don't understand

>>52222545

>>52222519
Keep calm and slurp on. Oil and gas shall be back up soon.

when is the energy meme gonna finally die?

>>52222550
Sure but VIX has been a very faithful SPX inverse since June (and arguably even before if we adjust the formula) but now it's like that relationship broke

SOUR LAST 10 MINUTES LET’S GO

>>52222519
real estate up too...

>>52222576
When you do.

>>52222550
yes - and that is why you ignore every shrieking attention whore with an MBA from twitter

I'll spell it out for you monkeys. A bunch of you windowlickers bought call options betting on a pivot. Your net position was volatility up + market up. Those call options are on their way to expire worthless. VIX goes down because your pivot bets are worthless.

>>52222576
Energy meme will end in 5-10 years, after about 10 million dead give or take. Sorry for being the turd in the punchbowl.

>>52222579
Yes, because everyone and their nan is unsurprised by the market continuing to go down and they've positioned accordingly. I guarantee you if we were to be blood green VIX would be going up right now.

Well damn that got sour quick.

soooo much premium was killed today
so many people chased into short positions, and were squashed today
the market maker always wins..

>>52222450
MüMü cope

You sound like I (correctly) did during all of 2020.

>”this fucking market is dead on it’s feet, it’ll go down any day now!”
>”THE FUCKING FED IS CORRUPT! BOTS AND ALGOS PUMP THIS GAY ASS MARKET EVERY DAY”

Here’s a Protip: embrace the bear market and it will embrace you back. Don’t think about whether something is fake and gay, simply predict what is the likely outcome based on your experience. Do you really think the Fed doesn’t want to be taken seriously? Do you really think the government wants hyperinflation? Use your brain, anon. Which way is the wind blowing???

>>52222623
>>52222614
but anons, vix IS going up right now

I have 650$ and not sure what to do with it.

>>52222632
not only the puts that were chased, but anyone who was long, the calls absolutely destroyed too

>>52222621
I've never seen a shortage not followed by a glut.

FUKKEN BICH. I TOLD YOU NOT TO REDEEM!

>>52222579
I was long vix calls during the summer pelosi plane ride to taiwan and some anon here mentioned back then that vol can also be thought of as uncertainty in the markets. when things are uncertain vix go up. when big events like yesterday happen, the unknown variables become known variables and as a result uncertainty goes down and vix goes down. I feel like we should have seen it spike up a bit more than it did in the days leading up to the FOMC, but idk that's the way she goes sometimes

>appl -4%
love to see it

Well, are we?

>>52222649
They'll be a reversion to the mean one way or the other.

QQQ and SPX both fucking crash today and DRV is negative. This is fucking wack..

You didn't actually long again, did you, you dumb faggot?

If we pump tomorrow I'm financially ruined.

>>52221920
buddy welcome aboard, you working with the mexibros out west?

>>52222645
buy cheap swiss franc

>>52222677
>if you zoom out enough, we're still going up

>>52222576
A couple of years after energy capex actually hits reasonable levels
Until then I'll take my 100% yearly gains

A year ago to the day. Take me back bros

>apple sinking
>oil sinking
uh oh this reminds of something bad

>bought TQQQ half an hour ago
>market dumps into close
Kek.

dumb fucking mumus holding your bags through earnings and jobs data in desperate hopes that you'll be able to spin something in your favor before the weekend. you disgust bobo

>>52222699
>>52222576
>>52222621
as soon as the war ends russian oil is gonna flood the market for cheapies due to based biden

>>52222678
>>52222649
>massive production as a result of the russia meme
>russia finally dabs on ukraine and gets all the stuff it wants
>suddenly lots of oil/recession and demand falls
>energy shits the bed
I think it'll probably go for another 6 months.

>>52222705
You can take yourself back whenever you want if you would just short when it makes sense. Instead, you'll continue to rely on easy handouts from a gigaretard senseless moneyprinting bullmarket and think you're a genius.

POWER MINUTE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, brokers pay you interest if you are cashgang? I didn’t know this.
I’m not fucking buying SHIT!

>>52222614
sorry to tell you bro retail traders are not able to move the VIX.

>>52222740
the entire
>muah sanctions
is a meme. Russian oil and gas enters the market now through Turkey and India

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>52222686
bought another TQQQ 0DTE call because this made me feel bullish on Friday.

>>52222772

>>52222763
sure thing retard, im sure that export number is the same as it was before

>>52222735
>jobs data
looks like they are forecasting a decent decline from previous readings, and my spidy senses think the numbies are going to come in higher than expected. Daddy Jerome will need to tighten harder and longer as a result

>>52222772
I'm up .008% thanks to Robinhood's 3% apy on cash.
Cash gang stay winning.

>>52222772
Just a lil slap on the balls (-0.24%).

>>52222740
Good luck with that

>>52222735
I bought specifically because the market bottoms before the election historically and we're bouncing off that point right now. One might say the dump is ... priced in.

>>52222772
0 realized, just increased my shorts. I guess I get rekt tomorrow.

>>52222790
The increase in the cost of oil has almost made up for the small decrease in exports, at least that's what I saw in an economist article a little while ago.

>>52222772
i learned what iron condors are today and am excited about losing money with them soon

>>52222790
not quite, but where there is demand the offer finds it way, and beside Turkish suppliers offering repackaged Russian energy nobody seems to be willing or able to fill the European demand

>>52222759
I'm talking about general market expectations pricing in future moves not just retail traders. I'm sorry that you have so much mental fucking brain damage that you couldn't tell a rhetorical form of speech from a literal one.

>Bitcorn still over 20k

>>52222772
slurped AMZN with T monies from yesterdays pump and dump, got heemed by LUMN.

>SPY down
>VIX down
?????

>>52222772

>2% leaf tax on stock buybacks

seems bearish

>>52222772
>-6.5% after daily inflation

>>52222740
>based biden
lol we're about to go to war with russia because of that demented retard.

>>52222772

>>52222852
>we

Oil will likely go down in the near term, if the market shits the bed. If the market rallies, energy will eventually lead by a longshot if the rally sustains.

>>52222772
Pretty good. Up 3.02%
Realized gains on RIG
Otherwise TAL.V, PXT.TO, and PEA.TO were the biggest winners.

only thing I'm long on are my puts

>>52222772
I missed out on Dow/Nasdaq moving up dangerously close to the big 3x

>>52222772
Not checking

SIGA earnings today.
Let me see your warface gaysex bros.

Fuck I wanted to buy puts but got distracted at work, dont dump too much without me boys

>>52222864

>>52222843
I bought HUTS (HUTS.TO) and some UTSL in the morning. I'm accumulating utilities.

I am tired of the market not going up

>>52222867
>very nice, here's your draft summon boot

uh Bobo bros, I thought we had 7% mortgage on lock?

>>52222772
closed out an overleveraged put position for 0.69% profit and then scalped some lunch money. i will be able to sleep tonight

>>52222910
Can i lend money for 7% now?

>>52222904
>draft
Good luck,i'm over 40.

TWILIO COMPUTER

>>52222904
And that's why you need a bunker full of food. What do you think it was for, nuclear apocalypse?

yeh baby, my suncor calls are now shares and will be printing me income

>>52222904
Sorry, bucko, I have a draft exemption due to long COVID.

>>52222927

>>52222910
median rates dropped?

ONLY GWEILOS INVEST IN TWLO'S

dollar has topped buckos

>christine lagarde speech tomorrow
It's over mumus

>>52222869
I would wait for NGRD to go to 20 first, at least

>>52222982
>the dollar will top me and I’ll bottom*

FTFY

>>52222963
https://www.freddiemac.com/pmms

>>52222982
you realize the uptrend started in January 2021, not May 2022. Your lines are shizo

SBUX beat earnings. where’s the guy that said he bought puts?

>COIN

what are we doing here

> negative 7 hours 15 minutes 0 seconds
heed or heemed? I called the final moments to sell within .083% on monday. spy is gigafucked. I hope you got out while you still could

>>52223007
i’m right here ama
they’re 82$ puts that expire next friday so actually i think i’ll be ok

>>52223007
>That AH chart

>>52222987
I still have my NRGU. These knuckledragging mumus still have enough copium to sustain this latest rally for a little while longer. So, I agree.

What am i shorting tomorrow?

YOU CALL THAT A DUMP BOBO

PAYBUDDY COMPUTER

>PYPL

>>52223045
hershey or acm research
t. knows nothing about either

>SIGA earnings

>>52222176
>>52222062
>>52222145
>>52222266
It's to stop contamination from getting in your hair. There are plenty of contaminated surfaces inside the Radiation Controlled Area
>t. Reactor services guy

>>52222689
Yeah, out west.

>>52223059

when is paypal going to go under at this point?

>>52223031
its likely to double top with oil at 100 after the midterms

would you short this chart?

>>52223070
what clearance level do you have, how did you pass when you visit 4chan

>>52223078
Right after midterms

>>52223082
>yahoo

>>52223083
The government gives more of a shit about who your neighbors are than what websites you use

>rate hike
>
>
>
>rat kike

holy shit bros i just unlocked the secret code

>>52223068
Did anyone here actually buy this gay sex thing?

>>52223078
>170bil marketcap
still ways to go

I feel like I'm seeing some synchronicity between the mortage rates and the performance of the Dow Jones relative to Nasdaq.

>>52222686
i'm a little financially annoyed if that happens. it's pre-ruin

>>52223082
wouldnt short but def wouldnt buy

>>52223094
good god...

>>52223105
Havent checked powell early life,is he really?

>>52223106
90% of us doubled our stack and sold around $20+
It was great
I have a single share of SIGA left to remind me of the good times.

>>52223083
Unescorted access. No govt security clearance, just whatever the power company decides

>>52223105

MY ID IS NUKESA

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

>>52223113
Banks go under quickly if faced with poor capitalization.

>>52223082
>it's an "anon looks at the chart without understanding the underlying company" episode

>>52223078
Don't even know what it's needed for any more

>banks are better digitally and with apps
>more fintech payment firms popping up with debit cards and better apps
>ebay ditched them
>can pay anyone from any bank or between numerous apps
>getting a card payment processor for a web shop used to be difficult with limited options, now there are loads
>browsers can store card info so you can checkout with autofill

>>52223132
NEUKSA NEUKSA

FUCK, WEAK, NO RESPECT
WEAK WEAK, CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK, WEAK, NO REPECT
WEAK WEAK, CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

>>52223136
>Understanding the underlaying company
NVDA is still at 3 digits, that does not matter anymore

How much are you up or down this year?
I'm down 19%

>>52223145
I used paypal once, in 2012 because the faggot ebay seller didnt took sepa

>>52223082
Nah, but I'd rather buy cheap Norwegian OSD or Canadian OFS than some shitty indebted large cap that can barely make money

>>52223160
Definitely depends on who holds the stock. Some tickers are SLB-types and others more GME-types.

>COIN
FUCK YOU BOBO

EARNINGS PRICED IN

>>52223128
...that time when /biz/ was actually spot-on

>>52223008
>Top 10 Owners of Coinbase Global Inc

The Vanguard Group, Inc. 5.98%
ARK Investment Management LLC 4.36%

oh i see its cathy and the boglegang shitting up the AH. i should have known

>DASH

Warned you about the tech ponzis. TWLO was free.
Anyone play it?

BUY LION ELECTRIC VEHICLE NOW
INSIDER TRADING IS OCCURRING BEFORE EARNINGS

>>52223145
>>ebay ditched them
I only used them for ebay. I guess it's ogre.

>>52223168
Same. about 18-19%. Don't know if I should resist the urge to slurp more MSFT and GOOGL or just wait it out.

>>52223187
Biz was right about:
>gamestop (we were in way earlier then Reddit)
>PLTR (it was shilled here at $10 for weeks with some of the best lord of the rings memes I've ever seen
>Oil
>and SIGA

Those were great times. Now I'm just cashgang watching this market implode.

>>52223168
Up 2%. 0 realized kek.

>>52223045
fubo and dkng

>>52223195
>Leaf

>>52223168
I'm up 2.5%($1,250) on my personal and another 8k off my dad's brokerage account.
I trade commodities for our business so he let's me get away with some personal shit

Octobull was lame, I'm glad Novembear is off to a good start.

Bros, what the fuck is this chart?

>>52223168
Slightly in the green across two brokerages but not sure.

>>52223126
He’s crypto
>Jerome
And hardly hiding

shitshow market and dow has not even corercted yet unlike nasdaq

>>52223232
a bart. low liquidity, no volume, failed break out

>>52223232
Classic dump, pump, dump and crab.

>>52223168
>-25%

>>52223168
about 35% no joke

>>52223226
It better be

>>52223168
I am currently up a little over 100%
however after withdrawing money for living expenses I am only up 55%
15K --> 30K

>>52223244
these videos creep me out. The women should be beaten

>>52223244
It doesn't all have to be correlated all the time. XLU was in the green today.

>>52223244
Tech is fucked, McDonald's is doing fine. People like their slop. Credit card companies like Amex are also doing fine. Banks like Goldberg Sachs are also doing fine. I don't know if the DOW will correct, simply because the companies on the DOW aren't zero-profit meme-tier garbage.

>>52223262
Are you me?

>>52223244
Obviously, this is why I keep shilling Dow/Nasdaq long/short, because industrials will outperform tech. The way you can look at it is that the reasons why tech used to overperform are now being reversed, so the ratio is going back up. It's a natural consequence of QT and yields rising.

>>52223168
Up about 90%
From 702k SEK to 1,398k SEK
But that's with net deposits of 28k

New

>>52223296
>>52223296

>>52223279
definitely not. I'm the only one here consistently losing money with small caps

Yes that's right the trap has been deployed. They fell for the dxy trick again. Squeeze em.

I don't have any of the tools needed to change my own oil. The cost of gathering them would be greater than just taking it to the mechanic.

>>52223307
>mumu thinks dxy topped
you stupid nigger. DXY is the only thing that will ge green for the next few months

>>52223326
poor person mentality
after a few oil changes itll pay for itself

>>52223306
Oh, I see. I lose money on shit timing with giganigga caps. My mistake.

>>52222450
Fuck off back to /GME/

>>52223168
I'm down 4% on my stock portfolio. It took me until August to acknowledge that I needed to sell my growth stocks and change strategy.
I changed to swing trading and covered call ETF's. Hoping to be in the green by the end of this month.
Don't ask me about my crypto portfolio though.

>>52223204
smg got the gamestop idea from reddit you nigger retard

>>52223378
you are mistaken
go search the catalogue for coom cat posts

can we get another bear market rally? Spy to 400 woould be nice. Otherwise we just crab down and that's boring.

>>52223076
And that’s a good thing for my puts

It also suggests that going woke indeed makes one broke.

>>52223393
tommorow if labor/jobs shows a decrease the piovot moon boys can hype up.

>>52223232
recovery hopium after all that effort put in today it wasnt enough and still go denied going into next week there will be capitulation

>>52223168
Up 15%. I was up more but i got hooked by Powell's shitpost.

>>52223106
The shilling was so cringe I decided to stay far away

>>52222772
went bear etf at the high of the day. very nice