/biz/ - Business & Finance

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the concept of love

>>52220461
sneed

This is not looking so good...

>>52220461
Cory's BMI is unhealthy. He is the size of the house

Ball Corporation.

AMZN

What does this guy think the bond market would do in a rising interest rate environment!?!?!?

Is there any chance SOXL will pump before the midterms or should I capitulate.

fuck off with this gay ass fucking fake recovery bullshit.

>>52220491
Fuck off Jeff. Go hang out with your tranny GF.

Who is suppressing the vix? If you can explain it to me i will give you a rare pepe.

the market is all numbers on a digital database at this point, remind me why exactly it should ever fail when they just simply make the numbers whatever they want them to be

>>52220512
The JEWS
Gimme the rare pepe

>>52220512
You see, the Jews anticipated you would try to capitalize on volatility instruments.

>>52220517

>>52220506
I actually hate Jeff but there's no doubt he's an incredibly based biznessman. If you haven't read the story of how he got AWS going, go and read it, it's fucking inspirational and also funny. He's still an autismo cunt though which is why I hate him.

I just realized i never came back from senior week
>t. grad 09

>>52220512
someone bought 6 gorillian VIX 150 calls that expire sometime in 2023. MMs are hedging against that play is my guess

Pile into RBLX puts boys
$37 12/2

WHY IS IT NOT DUMPING

>>52220516
Because many people depend on those numbers being what they are. And not just Jews, some real people too (Boomers mostly).

>muh earnings
>muh economic data

just sell jesus fucking christ you people are very unimaginative

>>52220483
The local Ball plant closed down and moved to Mexico recently.. typical boomer short sighted gains and setting up America for long term homeless fentanyl shanty towns

>>52220540
Because it dumped for like 3 quarters, now we just crab until the NWO takes over.

>>52220501
Kek

>>52220566
crab needs some liquid to snip in, without it, its a slow boring bleed

Is it dumb to still be DCAing during all this red bullshit? I mean, we've got to hit bottom some time, right? Either this is the best time to buy in our lifetimes or everything is fucked to death anyway

>>52220550
>shanty towns
She said "Excuse me, villain, you be illin' with the wordplay"
He said "Thank you very much, I'm billin' 'till Thursday"
Once heard a beat drum it sounded like a sloppy knock
Whoever was on the mic, speech is pure poppycock
These go back to the days of pop lock
Even back to rumors that Mikey died off pop rocks
Where the girls wore jellies and played hop scotch
Older broads used to wear tennises and sloppy socks
APB, the three-headed with the fancy crown
Last seen headed towards a city in shanty town
All of a sudden can't be found
Safe and sound, mouth on the nipple, panties down
Put a choke hold on the monster from Ogopogo
Whoever did they vocals and also they so-so logo
That's a no-no
Through the wheels of steel, phono
Geedorah, no deals pro bono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKDeN198j8M

>>52220550
Jose needs his Coke cans.

>>52220601
Its perfectly sustainable for the spx to go to 2500. Thinking this would mean the end of the world is bull delusion.

>>52220512
0dte faggots gambling. Buy some theta you fucktards, hedge with energy, and wait out the dumbasses.

>>52220601

>>52220601
if you want to accumulate any spot positions, do it with covered shorts

AEVA

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20221103005601/en/

>>52220479
I agree that yellow was a poor choice

AMZN dump is pretty comfy. I’m down $5,000 but am just going to keep buying. I know that I’ll at least double my money within five years.

>>52220540
jpow pivoted his cock into some tranny’s asshole and the entire nation collectively decided that was a bull signal

seems we may be back from lunch...

>>52220601
>Is it dumb to still be DCAing during all this red bullshit? I mean, we've got to hit bottom some time, right? Either this is the best time to buy in our lifetimes or everything is fucked to death anyway
What part of "everything bubble" did you not understand?

It's going to be best time to buy in our lifetime, but it's easy to be wayyyy early to that party.

>verification not required

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>>52220611
>Only overwhelmingly bearish replies
Yeah I'm thinking we're at the bottom

>>52220517
Here you go.
Nobody else can have it expect you.

>>52220627
Yeah I can fix that. I have lots of other lines, but I turned most of them off

i’ve got starbucks puts for earnings today
how fucked am i?

When I think back on my history of investment decisions, it's hard to imagine how I could have done worse.
I'm such a fucking idiot, holy fuck.
I should just go all gold and bury it in my yard or something.

>>52220655
If the dxy head and shoulder plays out and it sits at 105 by mid month, you were right, and my shorts fueled the pump

>>52220664
idk i ususally go to peets

>>52220602
Never understood people that liked Doom. He is a shitty Aesop Rock

>>52220477
>>52220477
free love is too tame for him

>>52220684
>Doom is a shitty Aes
Even that is extremely generous.

>>52220630
>100 P/E ratio

enjoy ur bags BOOMER

>>52220655
>Yeah I'm thinking we're at the bottom
Pivottards can't even take an L for 1 day can they?
You know normies have been "slurping" dips the whole way down right?I went down to $10k cash in march 2020. NW $750k. $500k in cash now.

I trust my macro trend analysis

>>52220701
You’ve probably never opened up a 10-K in your entire life. P/E is not the only way to evaluate a potential investment. It’s anything but a boomer stock.

>>52220675

>>52220718
>You’ve probably never opened up a 10-K in your entire life. P/E is not the only way to evaluate a potential investment. It’s anything but a boomer stock.
I wish I could invest in just AWS.

>>52220718
>It’s anything but a boomer stock.

>>52220723
Uh oh stinky.

>>52220684
not spam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLQGsE0H4cs
Peter Lynch making fun of SOXL trannies in 1994.

>>52220723
retard

>>52220461
Latina prostitutes fuck better than asian prostitutes. But Asians tend to look better on average. What are the financial implications of fucking a Latina instead of an asian for today??

there is going to be a massive end of day dump

t. knower

>>52220723
Futures are so irrational I have to refrain from looking at them

>>52220750
Mpox is market as spam due to a shitcoin that pajeets were shilling.

>>52220655
>1.5 red days
>mumus already calling the bottom
lol
lmao

>>52220750
the simian coof is a flagged word.

Someone is holding down the vix. it's probably the jews. or the kpop anon who is probably really a glowie. be careful of what you say. they are tracking you

>>52220757
>financial implications
Just get the cheaper one unless you're counting your time against the cost of the fuck in which case get whichever makes you nut faster.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF CRABBING
OH THAT'S RIGHT THE MARKET ONLY MOVES WHEN FUCKING INTELLIGENCE BULLETINS GO OUT

Each time a faggot seethes about Amazon I know I did the right thing by slurping today

>>52220763
so just another day in the dunya?

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlyVxZiGh4

>>52220718
Even if you don't like it, he only things that matter are P/E and debt levels. Don't have to be a Buffet dickrider to realize there is a reason why stuff like cash flow and EBITDA are non-GAAP.
Captcha: 88RAD

Slept in this morning and didnt call dibs fast enough and now I have to wait until next on the rotation for her dick appointment. Short BMBL

>>52220790
>WHAT'S THE POINT OF CRABBING
It's a stealth devaluation. Stay woke.

>>52220758
we will soon see who's the real retard

For me its VNQ

>>52220756
I hate these smart ass boomers

Very easy to make money in the most prosperous era of western civilization

Has anyone else's electricity bills gone up drastically?

>>52220811
jesus christ dude

>>52220817
if it plays out it plays out. But your lines are what to be expected from a frog poster, retarded

>>52220781
The VIX is mean-reverting, and being down this much while the VIX is still low is extremely, extremely bearish because it means we're going to keep going down for a LOOOOOOOONG fucking time until the VIX rises back up into the 80s-100s.

>>52220811
I know you think that last message makes you seem 'cool and aware' but really it's just jealous and insecure

>>52220811
she’s not even hot what are you doing bro

>>52220845
Nah he's based and should disregard whores even more than he does

>>52220811

>>52220811
>being fine with sloppy seconds
sad.

>>52220756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ra5POdsYg&t=620s
jack bogle dabbing on retards like you

>>52220699
blasphemy.
>whoever don't feel him feels balls like a goalie

>>52220483
I love their signature Balls. Especially when they belong to a woman.

ESG bros?

I think I have to stop wiping my ass for a bit. Been having a super itchy, sometimes lightly bleeding asshole and I found out it may be because I use like 25 sheets of TP to wipe and really dig in and get EVERYTHING outa there causing it to be irritated and dried out. I started doing that after living with an Indian roommate who just used a cup of water and his bare hand to clean his ass like a primitive ape. This test from God is more difficult than losing 28% in the stock market.

>>52220886
til you can't wipe too much cause you need a little poop oil to moisturize your bung

oh boy looks like I bought the dip too fucking soon again, sure lets keep fucking losing money for the next month why the heck not?!

HAHAHSHDGADHJGASDJKAHGDFAIJKHGD

>>52220886
get a bidet
I promise a warm, pulsating jet of water massaging the poop from your asshole won't make you gay

>>52220886
This is why Allah invented wet wipes.

>>52220805
>only things that matter are P/E and debt levels

Nope. It’s far more analytic than just that. And EBITDA is computed on a GAAP basis. It’s bullshit earnings, but it’s still computed on a GAAP basis.

>>52220886
you need to shower your ass after, get a bidet

My only hope is that the thot bubble will finally implode. Short BMBL. Short MTCH.

>>52220904
Just, like, stop buying in so big on your first move my man.

We just need to invent butthole conditioner like we do with hair

ok bobros, let's do the damn thing

>>52220903
>>52220905
It really seems to be the case. I've already spread my ass while looking back in the mirror to apply lotion to ease my suffering, but that's only temporary. I work in a very hot environment and winter won't help either. I NEED a solution. Maybe I'll look into a bidet once I make some money on the stock market

oh god i'm shooooooorting

>>52220658
Thanks fren. Is this my first NFT?

>TQQQ ATR literally goes to 1 cent
YEAH THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
THE 75BPS RATE HIKE WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS WAS SUCH A HUGE SHOCK YESTERDAY
BUT TODAY JUST MEH WHO CARES

THE FREE MARKET IS DEFINITELY TOTALLY REAL AND NOT SOMETHING THAT JUST TURNS INTO A SCAM WHENEVER DNC GLOWFAGGOTS GET THEIR WAY

Imagine getting married in the year 2022

How come when I look back at those Disney Channel shows all the kids, teens and adults on there have this psycho look in their eyes like their souls are broken beyond salvation and they’re suffering

up 5% today day trading the QQQ should I keep going bros? any traders here have a win limit or only loss limits?

>>52220929
You guys have made these “ok now it begins” posts like 50 times today. Just accept that we’re not dumping anymore.

>>52220947

>>52220886
>>52220886
you have pinworms

>>52220947

>>52220947
Are you having an affair with this woman?

>>52220947
Jesus you are a cuck, get a fucking grip and develop some self respect.

I FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THE CRAB SHOULD I BUY MORE OR TAKE PROFITS OR KILL MYSELF OR WHAT

>>52220947
stop giving useless hoes like this attention. you are doing everyone a disservice.

>>52220907
Unironically my basement flooded because the city sewers were so backed up from people flushing non-disposable wet wipes which formed a massive wall in the sewer pipes. Allah is giving me a series of tests with very little rest in between... surely I will be rewarded for my suffering.

>>52220958
horse paste chads can't stop winning

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>>52220972

I'm gonna cum in her mouth the first time I meet her and there is nothing you can do to stop me

Take the clown pill

I beclowned myself... closed my long Dow/short Nasd-ACK when the Dow/Nasd ratio was 2.912, now it's 2.98... Literally missing out on the golden bullrun of Dow/Nasdaq

>>52220950
Having a soul is so 90s. Get with the times, grandpa.

>>52220947
>poopy

>>52220972
>>52220947
this
find God

>>52220947
I'm telling you man that just looks desperate

>>52220844
I've literally been saying for days that the only signal I am seeing is that we are gonna crab and bear for many months to come. Well into 2023. I don't even think we see a strong bull in 24.

From the looks of things, my current opinion is that we will continue a slow bleed for another year, dropping down to 2018 levels, below the covid dump. Wiping away ALL gains made in 2021. And once we hit that, that's around the moment where many people here and on Reddit will say enough is enough, I'm out of this shit. And if that doesn't chase people away, in 2024, I believe it will be a year of the crab. Every pump session will make mumus happy, the bull is back they'll say, just to have their dreams of another bull run knocked and crabbed away. It will happen so many times in 2024 people will think the finance world is "rejecting" economic growth entirely.
My point is that, the fact that anyone has any hope any time soon, is bearish. Everyone I know that's into fin is "slurping the dip", and we all know what happens when "everyone is doing it", that is exactly the direction the market will NOT go.

>>52220958
Isn't that from gaysex. I do not do such things and I have taken ivermectin since the media began demonizing it.

>>52220988
Hoes are temporary. Focus on your account(s). Coom financially. Be like Arnold in Pumping Iron, but with money.

>>52220992
I only say nigger/faggot/jew after the second "date"

>>52220988
As someone who has been cheated on twice and is currently paranoid about my current gf, I hate you but I also understand women are dumb whores so I can't hate you that much, but still a shitty thing to do to another dude

>>52220811
>treating a women like a whore
yeah I'm thinking based lol

>>52221004
>Coom financially. Be like Arnold in Pumping Iron, but with money.

>>52220988
>nothing you can do to stop me
if another man's jizz wont stop you, nothing will

>>52220540
There’s so much fucking liquidity that needs to be shaken out that it’s taking forever to do it. Also don’t forget we’ll rally next Wednesday when the Republicans take Congress. They can’t do anything until the end of January, and they still have to go through Biden, but the market should be excited about that

>>52220811
Anon have some goddamn self respect

>>52221028
what liquidity? Show me

>>52221034
>posts anime
>tells others to have self respect

>>52221022
Oh yeah. That's saved.

>>52220910
The metric is non-GAAP for a reason. The calculation may use items with a GAAP basis like net income and certain expenses but it isn't recognized because the whole purpose of the metric is to mislead investors. So many companies are down 80%+ because they were propped up by cheap money by those who ignored the only important metric: P/E.

>>52220947
Ok this is pathetic, consider kys

>>52221022
giga based, trying to weasel your way into some snach like dating app OP becomes less appealing when you can afford to just buy someone hotter for the night. Those dating apps are for suckers who like getting their data mined by zuck and other bergs, witz, and steins

>>52221044
That's my wife you son of a bitch!

>>52221016
It is shitty for everyone involved and the best thing you can do is stay away from these type of... "people" for the lack of a better word. If you are consistently getting cheated on you are subconsciously attracting whores on purpose. You can't fix broken people and you can't break good people

BTW the DXY is mooning again so it looks like drill team 6 is going into price discovery mode, and we will quickly find a new bottom before the next bear rally. As the banks have stated, a bear rally cannot start until we have properly priced in a recession. I'm with the bobos on this one

How much of your portfolio is buy and hold vs trading /biz/? Honestly feeling like I need a massive investment mindset shift.
Personally I'm 2/3 buy and hold and 1/3 trading

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>>52221024

>Let's you use all of her holes
>I wish you love and light in the future anon

God is a clown and he can't stop honkkkingggg

>>52220947
jfc

>>52221068
Says the guy literally paying for pussy hahaha

>>52221083
I send a lot of cringe shit to women, but damn.

you didn't fail nofap already, right /smg/?

>>52221083
Clean up the broken plate jannies

>>52220997
Completely based analysis.

I'd invite you to my southeast asian penthouse investor party

>>52221081
I swing trade my Roth and trad IRA while putting >1 year buy-and-holds in my taxable. Fuck the capital gains tax.

>>52221102
Nofap is a psyop.

>>52221075
>If you are consistently getting cheated on you are subconsciously attracting whores on purpose
1st time was high school sweetheart, we were both virgins
2nd time was a girl I settled for when I was in college and horny/lonely, we only dated for like 4 months and pretty much just had sex so I didn't care that much

Current gf has been great, I don't think she actually has but now I'm just always paranoid and it's hard for me to trust, but we've been together for almost 3 years now

>>52221083
>God is a clown

Hell is hot.

>>52221102
failed this morning, there is no worse feeling than waking up in nutted-in underwear.

>>52221083
That's enough. I want tolerate your normalfag behavior. I'm going to ask you politely to get out of my general.

>>52221083
its really not that much better than just jerking off. i just dont have room in my life for conversations like your picrel. too many braincells on pointless, useless nonsense. im quite literally happier by myself reading about markets or god

>>52221083
>sex was amazing

news flash for you bud: the sex was not amazing or else she would be coming back for more. this guy is ruining the thread with his off-topic posting and pathetic text messages

jannies - clean this up

>>52221102
The purpose of nofap is to help coomers and loser get their act together and direct that energy and wasted time into something more productive like starting a family, learning a hobby, pursuing a career etc. Once you have that wife you can cum in her all you want.

>>52221083
>Women tell every guy the fuck that sex was amazing because tik tok and true crime has convinced them that men will cut them up into little pieces if the make them mad.
>Trannies spiking volleyballs int girls brains during his games
The absolute state of women. Almost as cucked as men.

>>52220856
No and it's clear you lack the experience to suggest anything about this topic, stay observer

>>52221131
This. I read shit like that and just feel more conviction in my belief that women are simply a commodity.

>>52221102
i nofap when i need a trade to go my way. its part of an overall soul cleansing experience that sometimes is necessary when you find yourself in a tough trade that went against you

>>52221139
Nofap is a ridiculous meme created by /r9k/ losers. Fapping is completely natural. What is natural is watching porn.

>>52221150
Kek. Lol. Don't want to flex about my life experience but I'm way more experienced than all of you put together.

I would appreciate it if we can keep discussions about women off this general. Women are dumb whores that provide no intellectual stimulation

>>52221162
>What is natural is watching porn

/r9k/ bot script

Dear commercial real estate,

RUN! SELL IT ALL NOW! RUN FOR THE HILLS! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>52221117
Sorry, if you are paranoid you're getting cheated on. It's easy to lie to yourself, but the truth is you should have no doubt in your mind that she is not cheating. Run bro

Have to keep this post /biz/ related so... I think QQQ will break 260 EOD and we reach a new low. I will open shorts at a local top, current day profit is +4.83% portfolio

>>52221123
That doesn't count. It's more important to not watch porn and reward yourself for things you haven't earned.
>>52221115
Shut up, kike.

>>52220619
even bobo is tired

>>52221162
>What is natural is watching porn.

>>52221162
>Fapping is completely natural.
No

>>52221167
Post your port. If you have more money than me I will not talk about woman on this thread anymore

Anyway, how about them stocks?

>>52221155
>women are simply a commodity.
american dating app hoes are at least. when i was 23 yo , i had a 43 yo gookfu that was pretty good to me, but she believes in traditional male/female roles, and even that, the nostalgia in hindsight is better than what it actually was in the moment

Markets keep crumbling and the vix keeps going down. is there no fear or did the matrix just broke?

>>52221139
this- that's why nofap is now raciest or anti-semetic or some shit- hard to keep track of its all so tiresome.

Alright fellas. I'm losing a bit of money on my Monday incestment, but it's time to raise the markets again. Thank you.

HOW LONG DOES THIS FAGGOT FUCKING MARKET HAVE TO FUCKING CRAB BEFORE WE STOP PRETENDING LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT YESTERDAY'S RATE HIKE WAS UNEXPECTED
HOW IS THIS MARKET BEHAVIOR EVEN CONCEIVABLE IF THE MARKET DOESN'T HAVE A CRITICAL MASS OF INSIDERS JUST RUNNING A BIG FUCKING SCAM 24/7

THE EMT IS LITERALLY A PRACTICAL JOKE
IT IS PROPAGANDA TO STOP US FROM RECOGNIZING THAT THIS SHITHOLE FAGGOT COUNTRY IS EVEN MORE CORRUPT THAN WE'RE TAUGHT

>>52221191
the vix has bottomed

>>52221183
Not that guy but even apes masturbate

It's not some jewish conspiracy

IF YOU'RE A SPOOK AND YOU DON'T SUPPORT UBI THEN PLEASE HANG YOURSELF YOU CORRUPT BOOTLICKING RETARD

>Job is maintaining return to office, cutting staff, not doing raises, and making performance evaluations harsher across the board
For fucks sake I hate being employed. Might sell my apartment and just dip out for a cheaper neighborhood, different job. Man I wish things were different. I never want to work in tech again. "Learn to code bro!" don't fall for it.

>>52221207
The incel apes do
>>52221190
All.

>>52221194

>>52221204
the vix was and is still flat. i think people are tired of being scared. they will rise up and fight the bear. poke his eyes and beat his ass. then dress him up in a bull consume. call him a bitch and ride him then claim victory as we dawn the new day of the golden bull market.

>>52221175
I mean I guess, but it's also like a default state for me due to my history, I'm not paranoid for a specific reason, I'm just always paranoid about it, I mean that it's more my mental thinking than anything she's actually done. She's either at work or with me so even logistically I don't know when she'd get the time to do it. This feeling isn't specific to her, I've had this thinking with other girls as well ever since being cheated on, idk if I need therapy or just to do some mind over matter shit

Yes I think you should open up that short

>>52221225
Was I supposed to get a boner from this?

Just bought my 10k in I bonds. How long till J-pow fucks me?

>>52221215
Surely it won't be difficult to find a remote job? I know a guy who works in IT who has multiple jobs at the same time all remote

>>52220863
>>52221034
>>52220845

These guys obviously don't get the whole dating thing. It's a given that she's talking to other guys, as you should be talking to other women until you lock each other down and go exclusive. There is no getting jealous in the dating scene. Grow up boys.

>>52221237
did you get the 6% ones or the 9% ones?

>>52221225

>>52221237
In 2 months he applies lube

>>52220461
>the market is going to crab just long enough to make my puts unprofitable
Great news. Wonderful.

>>52221207
Only apes in captivity, not in the wild. This is financially related as you can't trade well if you're a Cumbrain.

>>52221245
Simps like you will soon be killed

>>52221246
6.98%

>>52221215
>For fucks sake I hate being employed. Might sell my apartment and just dip out for a cheaper neighborhood, different job. Man I wish things were different. I never want to work in tech again. "Learn to code bro!" don't fall for it.
>>52221242
Upper class kids I went to university with know not to get into tech
A ton get into management consulting. McKinsey sure as hell isn't tightening the belt right now and it's not a 3rd worlder industry either

At what point is a bear market self-sustaining due to widespread speculation to the downside, instead of actual sentiment? And at what point does that speculation reach a peak that has to either break the entire market or just go back up again? It's to the point where gloating faggot bears are just as annoying as gloating bulls in 2020/2021 - ohhh wowww you shorted in a bear market and things kept going down and you made money, you must be a big boy trader now!

inb4 some absolute mouthbreathing asshole tries to claim that shorting doesn't make the market go down

DCA chads are the only ones coming out of this bear market alive

>>52221044
yes

oh look TSLACK going red in a sec

>>52221252
can confirm, my wins make me happy for 10 seconds before i'm miserable again

>>52221265
7% risk free is nothing to sneeze at

THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY AND STUPID
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52221245
>wanting a woman who is actively increasing body count
ngmi...

I am thinking about buying KWEB. Any Chinese bulls lurking that may have insight in to the future of the #1 country?

>>52221279
hardly risk free

>>52221274
Why are you faggots so obssesed with tesla?

>>52220935
>I've already spread my ass while looking back in the mirror to apply lotion to ease my suffering

>>52221252
>you can't trade well if you're a Cumbrain
i can attest to this

>>52221279
That's what I was thinking, I'm going to get another 10k after the first of the year

>>52221245
>It's a given that she's talking to other guys
Lol. Lmao even.

DEAR GLOWFAGGOTS:
I WILL LITERALLY DIE HOMELESS BEFORE I COMMIT MY LABOR TO A BUNCH OF SOCIETY HIJACKING PIECES OF SHIT
GET YOUR FAGGOT PUPPET OUT OF OUR FUCKING FACES AND THEN I MIGHT CONSIDER GETTING A JOB EVER AGAIN
NOT A DAY SOONER

>>52221245
Agreed. This is how most modern people date.
It is what it is but at least it's easy to fuck

>>52221293
because its a leading indicator

>>52221292
depending how doomer you wanna get, then yes nothing is risk free, including short term treasuries. but im too young to be a fixed income bond fag

>>52220988
Doesn't mean you have to be a pathetic cuck.

>>52221301
>thinking glowies would waste their time posting here

>>52221245
Yeah but the fact they you feel the need to mention it means that you are thinking about it. You literally should be so zen'ed out it's not even something that's worth your time thinking about

>>52221242
Whole industry is tightening it's belt right now. I genuinely think my company is trying to make people quit without doing layoffs. IT isn't the same as software programming exactly, but yeah getting remote jobs is relatively easy. The thing is I don't even know if I want to be in the industry at all anymore. Everyone's a fucking weirdo and you have to really love coding to do well. I don't love coding.

>>52221317
YEAH THEY JUST DEMONIZE 4CHAN IN THE MEDIA AT EVERY CONCEIVABLE OPPORTUNITY
THAT'S AS FAR AS THE INTEREST EXTENDS

>Market sucks so bad everyone is talking about women
Fucks sake I'm gonna go make lunch.

>>52221228
If you are traumatized you have a higher chance of choosing someone that will traumatize you again, so be careful. That being said, if you are happy with her don't worry about it. Just remember to trust your gut feeling if you are ever in doubt, there's a reason we have it

>opened short at 261.94 wish me luck, so far it's going good

>>52221112
Should call it a portfolio defense meeting because that's really where we are lmao

>>52221294
It's either that or I run to the bathroom multiple times while at work just to swirl TP on my asshole to relieve the itching. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

>gut put buy order on AMZN at 89.5
>changed to 90
Yet again gut was right, shoulda trusted.

AMZN getting cucked so hard, I'm withdrawn from emotions at this point.

>>52221342

>>52221172
Based DRV holder.

>>52221314
Not doomer at all, just saying, dont be too scared when bonds and equities go both on a bleed for the rest of the year, at least bond fags can bet on a buy bag

>schizos unable to comprehend how the VIX works think it's some secret conspiracy to manipulate the market

>>52221317
>he doesn't know mannarino posts here
Also why is there a sudden wave of normalfags here? Using bumble? Are you serious? Jam anon got a pass because he was strictly chasing brap hogs, using them for slave labor, and then throwing them in the trash.

Fucking VIX, how do they work?

Who /calm/ here?

>>52221325
>Whole industry is tightening it's belt right now. I genuinely think my company is trying to make people quit without doing layoffs. IT isn't the same as software programming exactly, but yeah getting remote jobs is relatively easy. The thing is I don't even know if I want to be in the industry at all anymore. Everyone's a fucking weirdo and you have to really love coding to do well. I don't love coding.
You sound like me going into the 2020 bull run.

I only got up to $1.2 million and chilling at $750k NW now after selling $400k in ETH.
I wanted to make enough to walk away from tech forever, but upgraded to $250k/year remote where I BARELY code. I'm also not sitting around in the US any longer. I took the job to southeast asia

I'd recommend switching fields or gunning it for a very chill, but highly paid company. they're out there. Also, consider switching to product management. Still paid just as well as eng; no coding; makes use of your native english fluency.

meanwhile software eng is full of ESL coders with no business sense/confidence/etc

I have to fire a fairly retarded girl today that I hired to clean my office 2 hours a week.
Not retarded retarded, but just quite dumb. My dad caught her sweeping in the dark and asked her why. She couldn't find the fucking switch
Anyone got tips on a nice let down?

>>52221366
Shorts are covered
Swiss bank account filled
Euro account in the negative
and a bunch of stable coins ride at an average of 15% on some blockchains

>>52221335
>Should call it a portfolio defense meeting because that's really where we are lmao
Yep. Chilling on $500k cash since May 2021.

>>52221356
even if the bond market takes a dump, you dont lose your principal, he'll just be stuck with what he bought for the entire duration. which if you are bondfag that's probably why you got into it to begin with. do retail guys even swing trade bonds? seems like you need a ton of capital to make it worthwhile. but like i said, im not a bondfag and dont know those markets as much

>>52221325
Layoffs are a last resort, you have to pay out benefits and unemployment taxes. Forcing people to quit by squeezing them is the most cost effective solution - you squeeze your employees out for whatever last bits of motivation they had and only the ones who are desparate to hold down a job will stick around.

>>52221268
Look for idiots and tiny money. "I just bought my first 2 puts, did I do good?" or "Calls are if you want the market to go up and puts are if you want it to go down, right?" that kind of shit.

>>52221381
You could just say that you are going to start cleaning your place yourself after being inspired by a Jordan Peterson clip.

A reminder to check everyone that the quarterly /smg/ penis inspections will take place tomorrow. Be prepared.

>>52221381
I had to fire some cleaning ladies who were mopping the hallways during lunch hour when literally the entire building was tracking in dirt and stepping on the wet floor. Also one of them was mopping the carpet....

Bobo! You have no volume. Where is your volume? Where is the panic?

DIE SUX-UL DIE

my ass is always full of cum and i'm tired of it

>>52221412
>2011 was 11 years ago

>>52221381
Oh shit that's easy. Just tell her that her services are no longer needed. Don't elaborate. Pay her any money you owe her and she'll be on her way. I work in commercial cleaning and by god we attract some of the biggest retards in the country.

thats it

im only buying VTI from now on

SQQQ goes up... DRV goes down... WTF happening! It was attached and randomly detached from qqq last week. fucking weird.

>>52221040
banks are sitting on $2 trillion waiting to slurp

God dammit I wish I had caught the September pump. I can't tell if SOXS is about to crash or is poised to keep going up. I didn't make any money at all today, I just lost like, 500 dollars.

>>52221360
>schizos unable to comprehend how the VIX works
enlighten us. It's my understanding that it is some complex calculation that takes into account the price movements of SPX options (or S&P futures options idk) across many strikes and expirations. You dont think tiny hat wearers who set those options bid/asl prices can do some fuckery to fuck with the vix? Or the options on the VIX and future VIX? How do MMs hedge against guys trading VIX options? With the S&P? We know for a fact that options goomblers have a big affect on where SPY moves, and that's supposed to me a makeup of 500 individual companies, yet options goomblers can move the entire ETF and the futures, which moves those individual companies. It should be the other way around, the individual companies price movement should dictate where the index goes, but options on the index moves the individual companies it seems like. Plenty of room for fuckery is all im saying.

>>52221366
You know it

>>52221452
they're waiting to slurp bonds, not stock cocks

>>52221446
That's what I was figuring. Thanks

>>52221465
you are mentally deranged

>>52221466
We hamchads tend to always be winning. It comes naturally

>>52221472
yes but care to explain why?

>>52221365
kpop anon broke the vix with his shitposting.

>>52221452
slurp what in your opinion?

im gonna cum on my own face and there's nothing that any bull or beartard can do to stop me. crabinos unite

>>52221512
this, despite the gooks' best efforts to look the same he still manages sto find uncanny reactions. The fucking cunt

30 year yield red

>>52221518
everything, you will own nothing and you will be happy

>>52221538
oh, just a bot, should have figured out so much by the use of the "word" slurp

How to short?

BOBO THERE IS NO VOLUME
IT'S JUST GOING TO PUTTER AROUND DOWN HERE FOR A WHILE AND START TO FLOAT UP AGAIN

>>52221522
Remember no nut november, control and salvation await only the penitent man

How do I do options?

>>52221559
i highly doubt that

Humm cloudflare options are pricing in a beat

>>52221582
WHERE IS YOUR VOLUMES BOBO!?

>>52221544
dont worry, if you are a good goy you wont have to starve

How many AQB shares do I need to get a beautiful girlfriend like this?

>>52221568
Uhm.... what denomination is this?

>>52221568
ive already nutted 7 times this month and i will not stop before my demands are met

>>52221622
>only 7 times in three days
rookienumbers.png

>>52221602
Anon that's a man...

>>52221634
two days, just got home from work and found no time to paint corpo bathroom stalls white today

>>52221602
If you invest in AQB, these are the only GFs you can get

>>52220477
>>52220698
UNDERSTAN-DERSTAND UNDERST- THE CONCEPT OF- CONCEPT OF

SHORTS ARE PRINTING!!!!!!!!!! BOBROS!!!

That's what you call the NASD-ACK

>>52221656
Still better than a TSLA robot wife

Bake a new one

>>52221679
How about a kerfur waifu?

just got FREE groceries with the naked 1dte SPY calls i sold

>>52221472
so no explanation of why im wrong? just name calling. yep jew spotted

>>52221656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8

today was kinda boring.

>>52221044
>posts frogs

im getting nothing but good news, why the fuck are my numbers tanking so hard

not selling SOXL

>>52221746
It rhymes with "news".

New

>>52221755
>>52221755

>>52221756
FUCK
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

>>52221670
>SHORTS ARE PRINTING!!!!!!!!!! BOBROS!!!

>>52220566
The NWO took over a long time ago already. Now we wait for the goyim's culling.

>>52221522
update i am now licking that creamy salty white Goodness off my lips. cummy cummy in my tummy

>>52221245
ha-haha yes me too i love to plunge my dick in the grotto she call a vagina and then it's full of slimey coom from the previous dudes. We save up in lubricants this way. W-we can't stop winning fellow simperinos!

>>52220977
You need to shit in the shower and waffle stomp your turds down the drain like Muhammad PBUH did.