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here we go. morning pump is over!

I have become frustrated and racist.

AMAZON

Im all in on energy and agriculture commodities

Oil barons are laughing at us again.

anyone hold GSAT? should I sell now or be greed and wait
t. $1.71 average

>>52219100
Don't lie to us anon. We know you were already racist.

the way to build momentum downwards (not an easy thing) we just have to trap as many bulls as we can every day on the way down. thats the only way we can reset (and profit) is punishing the dip buyers. so we'll be doing these scam pumps fairly frequently just fyi

pls god let the spy go back to below 370, i swear i will never call you “sky daddy” on reddit again

>>52219106
boomer stock

>>52219094
I hope so

>>52219106
-$10 in the last few days

How low can it go?

My lottery tickets...

This weekend I bought €5,00 portion if fried fish. When the fish wagon monger asked me if I wanted sauce with it I said no I didn't like sauce (I actually do like sauce, but it costs €0,50 extra).

Then I brought the fried fish with me to home and used my own sauce from the fridge which I purchased earlier for €1,00 a tube.

The fun thing is: You can actually get way more portions of sauce from this €1,00 tube then you can get with the fried fish if you pay €0,50 extra.

I have already done this last week where I also paid €5,00 without souce (I told them I didn't like sauce then too), so next week when I do get a portion of fried fish again I will repeat what I have done previously and I will officially be in profit.

>>52219090
I will turn $5k into $5.12m, by doubling my money ten times in a row using options. And nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

i have nothing important to add except the fact that i hate naggers and kites

retarded bears don't realize DXY topped

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>52219112
...as are cotton kings.

>>52219116
Yeah, you got me.

>>52219121
its barting (i hope so too)

>>52219106
MY LEAPS ARE GETTING HEEMED

>>52219137
I saw a bumper sticker that said "Cotton is God's fiber". That was the only bumper sticker on the car. Dude must really love cotton

So maybe I'll try this one more time:
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IT'S POSSIBLE FOR THE MARKET TO *PRETEND IT DOESN'T KNOW* THAT RATE HIKES ARE COMING WITHOUT THE MARKET BASICALLY BEING A HUGE FUCKING SCAM THAT BENEFITS INSIDERS AND GLOWFAGGOTS

EXPLAIN IT TO ME AND ALSO EXPLAIN HOW THE EFFICIENT MARKET HYPOTHESIS ISN'T A FUCKING SCAM

>>52219137
>Coffee commodities are not good for my portfolio

>>52219154
Are you the setpoint sperg?

>>52219149
And yet BAL has eaten shit all year. The past week has been a dead cat bounce or something idk.

>>52219120
It has no competition. Are you faggots doubling down on stupid for the 2nd thread running? And it's below the COVID lows.

>>52219154
maybe just accept the fact you're retarded

>>52219154
>THE EFFICIENT MARKET HYPOTHESIS
its a scam

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Here we go again

Bloodiest day in a long time for me and I'm mostly bear.. oil mooning despite oil futures tanking. Roblox mooning because fuck me I guess.

Look ill keep buying Roblox puts.. I never thought I would be this financially invested in shitting on a children's video game but the jews can't keep getting away with this. I'll hold till earnings next week and if this doesn't tank ill do something in minecraft or whatever

JOE NO SCAM TOO OBVIOUS BIDEN

I am slurp Google. I am slurp Facebook. I am slurp Amazon. I am slurp Citigroup. I am slurp Smith & Wesson. I am slurp Cameco. I am slurp Lundin Mining. I am slurp 3M. I am slurp trains. I am out of cash to slurp until I get paid. I will slurp forever. Market only goes up. Zoom out.

>>52219166
MAYBE JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT IT'S OBVIOUSLY A HUGE A FUCKIN SCAM
OUR ENTIRE SOCIETY IS ONE BIG GLOWFAGGOT RACKET WHEREIN ANYONE WHO ISN'T A CORRUPT PIECE OF SHIT IS DELIBERATELY MISLED INTO MAKING BAD DECISIONS BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOW LIKE 10% GLOWFAGGOTS WHO THINK THEY GET TO KEEP SECRETS FROM EVERYONE AND HAVE A BIG GLOWFAGGOT SECRET CLUB TOGETHER THAT DISPLACES MEANINGFUL CITIZENSHIP OTHERWISE

Scoopsies owes me sex

>>52219184
What strike and exp you buying?

>>52219190

Is this nigger serious right now? No shit it’s a fucking scam. Everyone and their mother has known this since the first day the stock market opened up. I don’t think even an actual child would say that’s it’s an honest market.

>>52219184
>I never thought I would be this financially invested in shitting on a children's video game

>>52219154
stop following the news, be the news. there is no possible way reports know what everyone else is thinking. However you dont have to know any of that because for the vast majority of actions you can see everything end up on the chart and use technical analysis like RSI, support/resistance levels, fibs(which are just math fractions) and the like to gleen when is the best time to apply your fundamental understanding of the particular equity you want to play with. all the pivot talk was from retards that cant draw and lines. search your autism and youll find the answers

>>52219191
Well yea that's sounds about right, but you don't have to yell at us, we're just plebs too

NOW DOES ANYONE WANT TO TAKE A SHOT AT EXPLAINING HOW IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THE MARKET IS CURRENTLY *PRETENDING* IT DOESN'T KNOW -- THE MARKET MIGHT AS WELL JUST WEAR A FUCKING GROUCHO MARX MASK -- THAT THE 75BPS RATE HIKE WAS COMING WHEN EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE OBVIOUSLY KNEW THAT 75 BPS RATE HIKE WAS COMING

EXPLAIN IT TO ME

>>52219161
BABA

>>52219221
Settle down, Beavis.

Anyone knows what happens with NNDM? Can't find any news. Weird spike. Someone big covered?

>>52219207
I'm an acoomilator... my God.... im ngmi am i

>>52219199
12/2 $36

Been buying when it's around 45-46 and wanted to exit around 40-41 (literally this fucking morning before the bullshit instant meltup)

daily inflation nowcasting website down

>>52219221
he literally said we are going to raise the terminal rate, and that even he's confused at what the future is looking like

higher rates + uncertainty = dump

For any wheatfags, Nutrien just dumped after earnings. Good entry if you have been looking for one.

>>52219221
Jews. There, now you know. Just don't tell too many goyim too quickly, or they will reject it. You have to ease it in gently

>>52219184
typical volatility, you are looking too closely, the daily performance doesn't really have to make sense
nothing goes straight down in this scenario, it's more of a meandering path lower
rates still increasing, focus on the effect on markets from that
bear market rallies are a thing and are not to be trifled with

>>52219252
More like easing it in gentilely.

>>52219242
>>52219235
>>52219221

>>52219242
Check again, lgtm.

>>52219242
daily inflation nowcasting webpage up again

>pumping again
god, wtf? please im begging you. just let it fall.

>>52219251
>filename
Top kek

>>52219184
Just bought a bunch of Roblox puts expiring the 11th.

Earnings will be a disaster and we will make money.

>>52219154
well the federino is fighting inflation and the data that comes in tells to them is it working or not.

if not then they go left if it is then they go right. pretty simple really

>>52219245
NO HE DIDN'T
WHEN THE FUCK DID HE SAY THAT
LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED THAT WASN'T EXPECTED

>>52219273
I still can't believe it gives zero fucks about collapsing home sales or flatlining of energy prices. The rate hikes really are lagged.

>>52219284
They will be unprofitable (again like every quarter in the existence of the company) and already announced their active user # is down from last year. I have no clue why this shit is up 20% this month other than Jewish nepotism and a ceo named david

>>52219279
Has anyone actually eaten a kek? Are they any good?

>>52219314
they taste a little funny

>>52219311
This time theyll lose like a dollar a share and really shit the bed. Thanks for alerting me to this mega opportunity.

>>52219219
>>52219219
>>52219219
whats the best way to short? 3x etfs? or puts? and if puts, which ones? or sell calls?

makin gains on the iag easyjet buyout rumours. both tickers still bottomed out from the covid crash

>>52219310
>home sales or flatlining of energy prices
you see these things getting cheaper all over the place or just in some instances that oyu have to dig for extensively to find?

>>52219268
IT EVEN GOT THE AGE RIGHT. ID BE DOWN NEARLY 35% IF I DIDNT CONSTANTLY POUR 40% OF MY PAYCHECK IN. MY BALANCE HASNT MOVED IN MONTHS DESPITE ADDING MORE MONEY. I WONT CAPITULATE. FUCK YOU BOBO

>>52219224
>chink scammers will beat Amazon

>somebody is unironically buying bonds

>>52219346
Yield Curve Control. Free market, please understand.

20 minutes
Not one bot posted anything of value

Should I go balls deep into pypl 60 puts?
Asking for an ami(e)

>>52219341
you forget one key fact

>>52219338
you realize capitulation isn't a choice it is simply a force of nature that you'll have to contend with. you need the cash, clearly, or you wouldn't be so bent right now. just sell theres cheapies on the way

>>52219346
I hold 3 month treasuries with a 4% yield instead of cash

>>52219352
no one in the history of this general has ever posted anything of value

>>52219353
Musk is gonna buy PYPL

>>52219137
how to invest in heating oil?

>>52219353
Go balls deep on roblox $40 puts dated Nov 11.

>>52219329
That's how I see it playing out.. this run-up to earnings is probably just gonna make the rug pull juicier and could definitely see a -20% day on earnings.. I see zero optimistic upside to RBLX and they were crabbing 20-30/share most of the year

>>52219346
well, yes.
why is this so hard to understand?
all the bond investment products are still around;
and these are only one example of entities that will buy at most any price.
if stock ETFs had inflows near the S&P 500 market top, they would have been buying the top as well.
it's not their money, you have to understand.
it's the product they are offering and they live off of commissions.

>>52219154
>EXPLAIN HOW THE EFFICIENT MARKET HYPOTHESIS ISN'T A FUCKING SCAM

it is a scam. what you idiots fail to realize is that the stock market is NOT smart. all of the smartest traders are in FX, bonds, options, and can trade anything. the stock market traders are fucking retarded

>>52219369
Jesus those tits probably hand to her knees, disgusting.

>>52219369
>>52219395
reminder there is no way she can properly wipe under those

>AMZN 52 Week low

Friendly reminder we continue dumping tomorrow.

>>52219395
yeah... unfortunately her nipples very likely point straight at the ground

>>52219395
>beautiful big round 18 year old titties
>disgusting

Btw Roblox is for real going to fucking dump on the 9th of Nov.

>>52219161
>e-commerce has no competition
>cloud computing has no competition
>streaming service has no competition

die you boomers

>>52219415
That's what my tongue is for

>>52219360
I will lose everything before I sell. I'm just going to contribute a fixed amount each month and save money while working OT.

>>52219416
Fucking hell, I'm getting heemed.

It’s scary to think that all of tech could go to zero if China decided to invade Taiwan. And the warhawks would be dumb enough to sanction China and get all of our production cut off as a result. US should be pumping billions upon billions in domestic chip and pharmaceutical production.

>>52219425
>round

I'm about to capitulate out of Amazon.

Verification not required.

>>52219415
>Musky undertit zone
BRO I'M DOING NO FAP WHAT THE FUCK

>>52219433
Yes
But we can’t do that because it would make sense

>>52219433
Thats why SKYT is such a mastermind buy right now.

>>52219161
it experienced a quick recovery in covid because, ya know, government forced people to shop from home. now shits expensive, but you can go out to buy things. both headwinds vs amazon.

>>52219416
>>52219450
>MFW I thought it was a cool idea to buy at $100

>>52219451
>No fap

Just dont imagine the smell or taste, and dont imagine getting suffocated under them

>>52219469
Bought at 101, DCA'd to 97. I'm not chasing this fucking firehouse.

why are half the posts getting filtered?
oh there's a namefag
haha
can't stop winning

>>52219459
Only 25% of total shares of SKYT are publicly traded, you're gonna get dumped on by the owners buddy. Dunno why idiots on /smg/ keep on falling for these microcap scams

Kek

>>52219469
I very likely was if you plan was to hold for another 10 years.

>>52219425
I've taken the small tit pill. Big tits always look nice when they are in a bra, but once they come out they end up being orangutan titties. I prefer small and perky

am I doing this right?

>>52219480
I got to pay with some pendulous udders like that last month and I'm dying now my man.

>>52219336
On a monthly basis, here's home prices rolling over nationally: https://www.spglobal.com/spdji/en/index-family/indicators/sp-corelogic-case-shiller/sp-corelogic-case-shiller-composite/#overview

Gas prices being ~flat over the past month is, take your pick: WTI, RBOB, AAA, GasBuddy... https://newsroom.aaa.com/2022/10/like-the-falling-leaves-gas-prices-drifting-down/

>>52219469
big round 3 digit numbers are out of style now we like big round 2 digit numbers

picrel
Verification not required.

DRV WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Why is DRV such a limp dick right now after rate hikes? fucking BS

>>52219364
How do I do this

because your shitposts are so cringe and bad, that only filtering is a remedy. Removing yopur cringe from being seen

>>52219459
>clothes and cats all over the floor and furnature
peak woman

>>52219489
But muh P/E. In all seriousness, yes, I am acoomulating.

>GOOGL 52 Week low

>>52219483
Theyll dump on me when SKYT hits $200 per share and I won't care one bit.

>>52219090
Bow wow black betty
Famalam
Bow wow black betty
Famalam

Not my first time doing this with you screwballs

>LUMN

>>52219137
Hogs had huge exports this week. Probably one of the best if not the best for the year. Market is kind of over bought rn.
My family produces .3% of the hogs in the united states

>>52219513
Yes, this 4th consecutive quarter of rape is shaping up nicely.

>>52219364
Robinhood pays 3% for uninvested cash.. I wouldn't touch treasuries under 6% rofl

>>52219469
It still had a PE near 100 when you bought it at that price

lol, lmao even.

>>52219517
Yeah what the fuck?! I own 1000 share of that shit. Such a huge divvy and theyre dumping

>>52219493
this is what i have for DXY

>>52219496
You know that the "8.something%" inflation measure is comparing the levels of one month to the same month of the previous year?
Case Shiller home price indices are still up ~12% y/y.
Same with gas prices.
"Things getting cheaper" will show up a year from now.

>>52219538
It's ok. My position is small, like my hopes for the future.

when market up again?

>>52219542
looks like a head and shoulders

my work 401k is 100% in large growth
god damn all the choices fucking suck

>>52219517
>LUMN

>>52219539
>divvy

bro...

>>52219520
Hogs you say?

>>52219551
WHENEVER GLOWFAGGOTS FINALLY GET FINISHED MOVING THINGS AROUND NOW THAT THEIR PUPPET IS IN

Where is best minimal risk place to park cash that you might want to use in not too long? Ally is giving 2.5% in my savings acct but wondering if there's better options.

>>52219551
after midterms so 2 more weeeks

>>52219090
i’ve done it lads. i’ve breached 5 fig hell

>>52219564

>>52219539
I bought 50k worth when it was at 12...

>>52219578
Nice work, anon. Welcome to the next plane of suffering.

>>52219493
>>52219542

zoom out

>>52219492
I've seen girls with massive tiddays that were amazing but it is quite rare. For all you know she could have those weird pancake nipples..

>>52219578
Proud of you anon

>>52219549
I know that. I'm talking about the month over month numbers. Nobody will think "things are getting cheaper" if we have 0.7% prints for the next 12 months.

>>52219578
congrats anon
personally, I would recommend taking the rest of the week off
will let you have tomorrow + the weekend to reset your dopamine so that you don't make bad decisions
I know that when I reach a goal / threshold in my portfolio taking a short break has helped me maintain and not give back gains

>>52219578
Congrats

>>52219428
Yes. Yes. Streaming, meh I doubt it's really a big part of their revenue, but even then yes. How stupid are you (insert irrelevant age cohort here)-nigger?

WHEN IS ENERGY GONNA GO BACK DOWN? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52219431
Based. We are definitely headed back to the slurp zone. 3600 SPY is a buy. 52 week lows of META and GOOGL are buys. I'm not fucking with Amazon it's still like 100 p/e overhyped grubhub for chink shit

>>52219631
Never, isnt there some looming diesel shortage?

>>52219631
When Biden dumps the entire home heating oil reserve?

I need iwm to completely shit the bed right now

>>52219604
Well, then other things might not be getting "cheap enough"...

>>52219608
This. I wish someone would have told me this sooner

Heard coinbase is gonna beat their earnings. Any play on that?

>>52219154
Men in small hats selling lots of puts = line go up, men in small hats selling lots of calls = line go down, that is all you need to know

>>52219664
Kathie pls go

>>52219664
Heard from who?

>>52219666
>Derivatives aren't so derivative
What a cruel joke.

>>52219650
me too but only because I have some limit buy orders set at cheapie levels for URTY

i just took a forceful and painful dump. you have been warned

>>52219666
it's the exact opposite you retard, they sell calls and buy shares to hedge, and vice versa

>>52219666
>666
Rev 2:9 confirmed. They say they are the synogogue of the Jews, but do lie. They are the synagogue of Satan

Okay bobo, that's enough fun for today. You can stop buying now.

>>52219639
>buying meta
>selling amzn

>NVDA, ETSY and NFLX up

ah yes the recession proof trinity
>overpriced graphics cards
>monthly movie subscription
>custom made star wars necklaces

MORE NEW OF LAYOFFS
>Lyft, Inc. Says it Plans to Terminate About 683 Employees
THIS IS IT. THE RECESSION IS HERE. PIVOT IN DECEMBER

>>52219559
Cuz bonds are better?

>>52219690
That's some people's skin color. Damn. I guess I'm not in such a bad spot when I zoom out on life.

Is it November 8th yet?

>>52219719
2d>3d pleaae stop posting these disgusting harlots. also after i took the poopy pic another wave of poopy hit meaning we dump tomorrow also

>>52219729
You mean... the fabled Santa rally????

>>52219715
AMZN is 100 p/e and 0.28 EPS
META is 8 p/e and 1.64 EPS

AMZN also has to get cucked by gas going to infinity dollars a gallon and chink lockdowns while all META has to do is wait for people to realize it's oversold

There is a dead cat bounce coming- real estate is holding, i don't think this is the big drop yet.

>>52219739
Look at his little ET hands.

Anyone got a link to that web page that dynamically chooses the background music's bpm to match the S&P500?

I bought MSFT at 225 (40 shares)

I am now sad will it go back up?

>>52219743
No, you still have time to stock up on celebratory booze and snacks.

>>52219761
no its just the end of another bear rally

>>52219775
based

>>52219090
THE BOBO SAYS YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CALLS
TURN IT SIDEWAYS
DUST IT OFF
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MUMU ASS

>futures

Guys Im feeling a lot like a doomer these days, should I have any hopium? I feel like the good days of the US are coming to an end

>>52219800
>presents

>>52219805
There's always hope if you have it.

can someone explain why Boeing is up 33% in a month

>>52219805
The good days ended sometime in the 1990s. We will just get browner, dumber and poorer now and clap for various stimulus checks from the government we use to buy meat rations and cornsyrup

>>52219459
i still dont get what they are doing here

>>52219828
Faulty pitot tube/software combo. It'll exceed AOA and stall soon.

>>52219775
What does it mean if the republicans win?

>>52219828
Muh ww3

dxy dgaf

>>52219836
Based air disaster enjoyer

>>52219836
*Pilot, FTFY

>>52219805
dude, the good days ended a long time ago. You need to look at the world with a sort of detached amusement if you want to stay sane

>>52219425
>Btw Roblox is for real going to fucking dump on the 9th of Nov.
just open some short exp puts for your wisdom. ill post results if it dumps on the 9th

>>52219838
They take the fall for when the economy crashes (Jan-Feb 2023) and then Biden is reelected in 2024 with democratic control of house and senate.

>>52219838
Frankly won't make much difference whether they get the Senate or not, because the House is a lock. That means a stalemate between the White House and congress on budgets and shit for the next two years.

>>52219849
ACKSHULLEE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitot_tube

>>52219670
>>52219676
I just said that because I was hoping someone would pump it to 60 or 61 again so I could short it.

>>52219861
Stalemate is good for inflation right because it means less spending?

>>52219849
You better be rusing

>>52219854
>I've been shilling RBLX puts for a week
>some retard namefag starts shilling them
>oh wow thnx anon great idea

Rehhhhhhhh

>>52219874
For anything other than aid to Israel, yes. Although continuous government shutdowns and debt ceiling tantrums are liable to disrupt things, including the bond market.

I just turned on the trance music, time to pump

>>52219875
>>52219870
I am rusing, i think i remember some fucker in the /tv/ threads kept posting that and getting replies

>>52219882
>falls for same fagging
there are a total of 100 poster on this board, 75 """unique""" posters itt

>>52219882
its my first time back to this cesspool of a general in 6 months... do with that what you will

>>52219892
>trance
>not funk
Enjoy your bags

>>52219894
Damn I got b8ed hard.

i bought 10 93 strike tlt puts for tomorrow am i gonna make it

>>52219905
QRD on that pic?

>>52219931
No Idea, I just stole it from /n/. Did you know we have an /n/? it's fun.

>boomers will tell you to le buy and le hold in an inflationary market

>>52219942
I like /n/, I have a thread there

I think the kpop anon faggot broke the vix. It's no longer trading inversely to the S&P. This is really weird. Glowies really do scout us.

>>52219184
>>52219284
Also just bought a handful of Roblox puts. See yall at earnings!

>>52219966
It's, ironically, the slowest board and basically has descended into a shitfest of commies who want walkable cities or whatever and people who just want to ride their bike. Also train autists in the background discussing train wheel count or whatever.

>>52219892
why listen to trance when Techno Minimal exists

10:1 bobo to mumu pic ratio time to buy

>>52219945
>not buying the dip
>not planning for retirement
>not buying stocks/ETFs during a long term bear market
It's like you tards never invest any of the gains you make while gambling on retarded shit like SOXL.

>>52219738
no just every choice has done pretty bad except for an income fund and i am not selling my current at a heavy loss to switch to it
overall it's a bad time to change, may as well keep it where it's at tbqdesu

>>52219971
volatility is not correlated to stock prices, when will you midwits stop saying this garbage?

Bobo, DRV should be in the 80's... there is something funny in the air...

>>52219191
Glowies tongue my anus (and my BOBROS anus' too)

>>52219997
Hey buddy, I'm one of those train autists....

>>52219997
>train wheel count

>>52220027
Commercial real estate doesn't collapse overnight. Here, have some copium: https://nitter.ca/sweatystartup/status/1587872463018418182#m

>>52220035
As long as you're not one of them live in the pod take the escooter commies, you're alright with me.

What games does cashgang play while we wait for a sane market?

>>52219919
I'd say probably not, that's a little too aggressive. But the Yen is spiking so we'll probably see another wave of BoJ selling soon.

>>52220059
I've been replaying hollow knight recently but I wish my PC was good enough to play elden ring

>>52220026
have you been following the vix this year? it's trades inversely to the S&P.. It's called the top and bottom of the S&P the entire year.. It's never been flat for 4 days.

>>52220053
I have ridden the scooters before... they're kind of fun. But no I will not live in a pod. I will die alone in the woods or under a bridge before anyone can force me into a pod.

>>52220052
Is it bad i feel inverse to anything "financial" journalists publish now?

>>52220059
Cs source or exploring maps on gmod

>>52220059
Eu 3, banished, gba roms.

>>52219664
Short to $0

>>52220070
people got wise to it and now there is money in countering those plays.

>>52220070
...it tracks volatility. Do you expect much volatility? Up or down? we havent bottomed yet as long your kind has a penny in this market

>>52219691
>buy shares to hedge,
Except they can buy and sell in dark pools to not move the market (unless they want to move the market that is)

these markets suck, nothing ever happens

>>52219284
>Just bought a bunch of Roblox puts expiring the 11th.
>Earnings will be a disaster and we will make money.
Any reason to buy puts with expiry further out?

>>52219184
>>52219199
>>52219210
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>>52220083
>EU3
Well it's a good thing we're on a forum because based on your gaming preferences I can't tell that you are a non-speaking autist.

>>52219090
test

>>52220059
>Market a shit
>No MSFS 40th anniversary update till next week
Fuck this.

>>52220020
SOXL is probably a good short term play. Post-election the Nasdaq will bump up again and Nvidia reports earnings in 2 weeks.

>>52220139
Yep.
>hey anon why are you so quiet?

>>52220083
>statistics and data
Good times

>>52219997
>board that used to just be train and hiking autism becomes overrun with 14 year olds who have been brainwashed by Eglin airforce base bots spamming WALKABLE CITIES memes on reddit and discord
I fucking hate zoomers, I really do. It's weird that I just remember when millennials were teenagers, they were just like "lol spork i r anonymoose fuck hal turner" and zoomers are like "how can I fuck literally all this shit up fr fr".

Like they do whatever the corporate-owned bots tell them to, claim they're making the world a better place and all "their" preprogrammed solutions involve stealing and making shit terrible.

HKD bros what happened?

>>52220179
YOU WILL RIDE THE MONOWHEEL

>>52220179
>I fucking hate zoomers, I really do.
Zoomers taste are literally curated algos on social media. They dont even know what exists beyond that filter of social media. I dont mind walkable cities, but anyone who shills them always forgets to mention it only works if you killed off diversity. Cities in general only work if you do that.

>>52220155
It's ok, it could be worse. If you we're a hearts of iron enthusiast I don't even think you'd be able to type out thoughts.

>>52220101
Yes I expect a lot of volatility especially on fomc. Did you look at S&P yesterday? it was trading like a shitcoin. vix should have spiked.

>>52220222
its flat since may.

>>52220222
ya, all the other ones were wild volatility- yesterday was very odd.

>>52220237
flat? can you please elaborate because that doesn't look flat to me.

>People are still buying

Stop poooooooshing bobo, it's over. You gonna POOOOOSH some more? Fuck you.

>>52220252
ya, still buying real estate- fucking assholes.

>>52220237
lol yeah nothing's been happening, flat as a pancake.

>>52219719
Why the fuck is etsy up, check out their earnings

>NOOOOOO
>WHAT ABOUT THE DANCING COLLEGE GIRLS????
>THIS IS A THREAT TO ZOOMER DEMOCRACY

>>52220274
idk i bought a put though

>>52220272
a pancake with a mini rally, which the vix reacted to. Nothing has happened for 7 months, and nothing is going to happen for 7 more months

>>52219520
>Hogs had huge exports this week
Can you tell where they went? To China?
Consiedring all the last years' hardship, Xi would be well advised to ensure good supply of hogs so his people are happy.

>>52220290
They're getting more and better data. This will allow them to build a better ai faster than us. Whoever has better ai wins the next real war. It's what it is.

>>52220072
Uh, no? But that dude's not a financial journalist if that's what you're thinking.

META calls + RBLX puts, free money
gaymers were wrong about GME they're wrong about this as well

If spy turns green today I will literally kill myself.

Why are we pumping

It’s sad that based off of vibes and thinking shit is gay, I was more right than economists.

>>52220328
Better roll on down to HD and get some new rope my man.

>>52220296
That is not how the vix works. Every single meeting the vix would either go up or down it doesn't stay flat. the only conclusion i have to this is the kpop anon was spewing his shit analysis and the pro traders scrounging for information using bots caught wind of this play. so they decided to suppress the vix.

>>52220297
My money says primarily China.

>>52220351
You need to stop following "narratives" and finally take your meds

>>52220351
Really it's probably that people are too scared to go hard into puts right now.

>>52220335
Bro we told you about the vibecession.

>>52220367
i'll take my meds if you give me a good reason why the vix is flat. you cant!

lunchtime algo reversal is over back to your desks

>>52220371
You can still be happy

>>52220376
nobody expects volatility on the spx or is willing to take the risk. Maybe the voices in your head are right and its going to be really volatile, in that case buys calls

>>52220395
lmao post the one about the recession being your fault for being such a grumpypants.

>>52220308

>Social media AI will determine who wins the next war

Explain yourself. I'm very sceptical about your claim. GOOG has AI for just about everything I'm assuming. Social media AI doesn't sound important to me.

>>52220407
Sorry, I don't have that one...
Just this other one

>>52220335
It's almost like your own thoughts are worthorw than the people being paid to push an agenda

>>52220376
rate hike already happened
now we slowly decay as we price it in as well as the next potential one
some volatility is to be expected or it would be even lower

>>52220274
>Why the fuck is etsy up, check out their earnings

Etsy actually beat earnings. the -7.62 eps is a 1-time write off for acquisitions. if you remove the 1-time write off, they beat

>>52220331
PROBABLY BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WAS THE MARKET PRETENDING A RATE HIKE IS NEWS IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>52220398
I dont know man. this vix futures keeps trying to go up but vix keeps come back down to the same area of 25.80. It's been doing that for four straight days. that is some weird stuff man. I don't know what that kpop anon did but i don't trust him. he is messing with the some real scary stuff to cause something like that.

>>52220418
soon as mumu figures out this pump isn't materializing vix will recover

>>52220297
>>52220356
Wrong, although china has been picking up. They've actually been out of our market a lot this year. Mexico and japan have been picking up the slack
Even though it says 2022 it's just for the past week.

>>52220449
stopped reading at
>kpop an
take your meds

*thoroughly discredits the META negativity*

Nothing personal, kiddo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/comments/yjtsyk/fb_bulls_value_investors_where_yall_at/

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>>52220416
Comedy gold. All journalists must hang.

guys i just woke up from a dream at 1pm
it told me that the market was going to crash because we're having the same weather patterns as the week preceeding 9/11
be careful out there bros
also cook some steak nachos, they're pretty good

>>52220456
its possible for the vix to make lower highs and new lower lows while the spx is bleeding to sub 3000

>>52220456
>>52220486
well it needs to pick up the pace
i'm bored and most people have realized that it's going lower while we continue hikes
all this pretending it's not is tedious

>>52220519
>i'm bored
You and about everyone else in the market that still has skin in the game. Where do you tthink all the liquidity went, Tampa?