/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bulls you have beheemed yourselves. Beclowned, even.

>>52216600
Henlo niggers. I have x2 put contracts 31 Dec-22 for QQQ @ 265.

Will I profit from this?

Its unironically over for everyone anons

https://news.yahoo.com/lagarde-says-recession-alone-won-090728541.html

>>52216620
Dont care
Im collecting 17% dividend next year for 1H23.

>>52216619
maybe

literally the best october ever. Going bet all indexes end green today. One of the dovish fed members will mention THE PIVOT and shit will moon.

Why be in cash when you can short?

>>52216620

>futes

green eod

It's all so tiresome

noooooo you cant just by the dip and sell the news thats illegal

Ok. I guess I'm gonna do short term SPY $367 butterfly spreads and $363 butterfly spreads for an easy 3 to 4x. When should my expirations be for each one, this Friday and next Monday, or Monday and Wednesday of next week, respectively?

Duh. Payrolls are down and unemployment ticked up by .1. of course it's going to create a pump on low liquidity with no volum

Initial Jobless Claims in 30 min.
it's all so tiresome.jpg

>>52216683
ever heard of covering your ass?

>melt up faggot
Flung off a building like faggots in arabia
>buy calls now nigger
Raped and body is missing
>bullish anon that are unironically retarded and got HOOKED by the pivot meme
Even janny felt the depiction of them getting HOOKED was grotesque

BOBOS ONCE AGAIN WINNING

BoE hikes interest rates by .75% to 3.00%

>>52216683
You can't use billions of dollars to peg the price of something, no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52216683
He'll be back with even more margin sponsored by saudi OIL. Barons. And bankd jews will not. Be. Able. To. Do. A. SINGLE. Thing about it but seethe and shit themselves.
Oil barons will threaten to cut production if they do anything to him

>>52216680
oofff, how is Amazon looking? I'm at work so I can't use my programs

>>52216701
wont change that their inflation is going to Turkey levels, same as Europe. That is the cost of living on an energy less continent and sanctioning your gas station

>>52216732
$92 premarket. Up half a percent.

What does a "hard landing" mean, exactly

Please just one santa rally is all I ask for...

>>52216740
It means prepare your bussy, no lube allowed.

Just keep buying energy stocks, it is really that simple

>>52216735
its gonna fucking dip down another -5% later today won't it?

>had APPL puts @140, panic and sell them at a 10% loss
>APPL dumps to 142

Why am I like this?

>>52216745
Go short and you'll get your santa rally

>>52216740

>>52216735
Why do you have a half-meg png of a source that might as well be jpeg of marine in idol dress

>>52216740
shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>52216766
You’re a big guy!

CASH BASTARDS WILL REAP THE SPOILS
A
S
H

2023-2025

>>52216751
Hard to say. Markets can be opposite after fed day. Could swing up bigly or likely plummet until friday close.
>>52216759
Because im a free american and can save any pic I want to.

>>52216740

>>52216779
Saving is fine, just compress your shit, 4chan's bandwidth isn't free and I'd rather the bandwidth get used on high quality pics of marine

>>52216802
I just saved it from vt now dude. Didnt get a chance to compress.

WHAT ARE NORMIES SHORTING SO I CAN SQUEEZE EM?

PAYPAL?? AMZAZON??

>>52216820
Deez nuts

>>52216687
can you explain the butterfly? probably bottom around the 14th-18th if the pattern plays out again very similar as it did before

>>52216820
YOU CANT SQUEEZE US, CHUD

>>52216820
>normies
>shorting
This is why mumus get heemed. Utterly detached from reality.

>>52216779
kek watching this right now

>>52216847
Based.
>wake up
>drink coffee
>watch stock markets and watch japanese idols sing and dance
Simple and pure life as God intended.

>>52216832
Sell two puts at say $367, buy a put at $371 and $363, for example would be $4 wide wings. The closer to the middle two you sold, the more money you make. Can have $3 wide wings, $8 wide, whatever you want. And if price goes where you think you get paid, won't get fucked by theta or vega because they are on your side. It's my primary trading strategy

>>52216820
I'm currently snorting crushed up DORITOS® FLAMIN' HOT® Nacho Flavored Tortilla Chips

People that enjoy anime should be treated as "less than" their peers.

>>52216894
A Cheeto is not a tortilla chip.

Damn where did everyone go?

>>52216927
Anime website for exchanging investment thesis buddy boy.

>>52216820
The sqweez has already sqwoze idiot

>>52216959
Been using this website since before 2006. 4chan has never even remotely been about anime. Never.

>futes

>MRNA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52216957
all gone. Bots know they wont sell their bags here anymore

>>52216975
>4chan was created as an unofficial English-language counterpart to the Japanese imageboard Futaba Channel, also known as 2chan, and its first boards were created for posting images and discussion related to anime.
Nice bait mate you got me. Not buy QQQ.

>>52216975
you literally see yotsuba every time you are banned

>>52216638
Because retards keep pumping this shit market randomly.

>>52216956
If it is made from corn and not potatoes it is technically a tortilla chip

DXY CONFEDERATES HOW WE DOIN?

>>52217041
113.x target nearly reached. Wont bet on an outbreak and chill in swiss franc

>>52216860
very interesting. do you ever leave one of the legs open to try and time an intraday bounce and squeeze extra % out of it or it just not worth potentially not getting filled? also the last time we were at this point was june8th and we dropped like 10-12% I think thats possible again by early next week. but in terms of volatility vix vix died down at the first bottom the true bottom 2 days later didnt have has much of a vix spike.

soxl sisters.... I don't think I can slurp any more....

>>52217035
Its a corn puff.

if the republicunts win the senate and house they'll crash the market and economy with reckless spending on the military.

sneed

>>52217078
I can only hope. At this point I prefer feeding the death machine than more handouts.

>>52217067
Cope harder slurplet

>>52217078
>total political grid lock
>reckless spending
lol, tell me you are 15 wothout telling me you are 15

Good morning, I'm down over 2000 dollars cause of SOXL.

>>52217057
I usually close them out all at once at +50% to +200%, but I have closed out one side sometimes, but not usually. I haven't really fooled with broken wing butterflies much either, but some people love them. I just normally stick to normal butterflies 2 to 5 days out and I keep stacking new ones every few days to a further SPY exp depending on what it does

>>52217078
I like republicans to lose so oil prices remains higher.
I enjoy profiting from the stupidity of the green new deal.

>>52217113
I haven't done butterflies but I have tried closing out one side of a short strangle and then resell it. It usually doesn't work out very well

Thinking about buying some Google and more Meta, it's not like people will stop using the internet

>twitter deal
>lame duck president
>???
>black swan event

expect the capitulation event around dec-jan

>>52216845
>>52216971

OK NORMIE ITS 2022 GET WITH THE TIMES EVERY ZOOMER WITH A TECH DEGREE THINKS THEY ARE FUCKING WARREN BUFFETT

LONG PAYPAL AND META

>>52217103
>implying they won't impeach biden and install trump who will get his hands on the nuclear codes

Redpill me on SOXL. Also, should I invest in DXYN as a joke?

There'll be a small test of the upper levels today and bulltards will celebrate with BROS I THINK WE'RE FINALLY BACK

Make sure to laugh at them.

>>52216773
You don't get to bring friends.

>>52217005
>>52217030
Meaningless

>>52217109
>>52217067
I seriously dont understand yall political battles between nations over chip manufacturing and state security will mean theres going to be a huge amount of surplus chips because 1 you cant just turn off production meanings whats happening now wont be able to be sold as much going forward and 2 it takes decades to build new factories and TSM is barely getting started in the arizona it going to take a bit to ramp up production and thats only 1 manufacturer. then add whatever panic sellinng might happen from the market
>>52217113
damn thats great ill need to give that a try soon

>>52217127
They are really cheap and unlike selling credit spret, you are not on the hook a huge amount of something goes wrong. You should try one and just watch what it does the last day or two of exp and get a feel for them

>>52217139
Yes, underage confirmed

>>52216773

Can someone give me a qrd why the market keeps shitting?

>>52217129
the last 2 points make me think that you should definitly take your pills schizo

>>52217158
How far out are your expirations when you open a butterfly spread position? I've been playing with the 14-21 DTEs just going long either side

>>52217035
Basically every mexican alive would fight you over that statement. Also, post nasal drop.

When are you faggots going to start buying NatGas? Any fellow gas hogs here?

if i would have made a bobo play yesterday i think i would be almost at break even from -30% this year.

>>52217178
it'll probably do that for the next 20-30 years so get used to it

I was told there would be a pivot

>>52217178
I'm fucking pissed
>tuesday
>"why is the market going up, isn't there going to be a 75 point rate hike on wednesday?"
>"yes but that's already priced in, buy now!"
>wednesday
>75 point rate hike, 3.5% drop

>>52217180
Usually a week or less. That far out like a few weeks they don't move much and I usually have a better feel of what's happening in the market on a shorter term. The closer to exp you start getting, the more the spread starts exponentialy growing if you're near the money

0 DAYS 0 HOURS 0 MINUTES 0 SECONDS

REMINDER THERE WILL BE NO PIVOT, INTEREST RATES WILL BE ~7% BY 2030.

>in order for a dividend to be qualified you must have owned the stock for at least 61 days in the 121-day period that starts 60 days before the stock trades ex-dividend.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?
Am I a turbo brainlet, or overthinking this? If I own a stock for like 4 months, can I just safely assume it's qualified? (it's VOO so it's not some foreign ass company either)

>>52217198
The market pumped when the hike was announced. It only shit itself after powell declared open season on bulls in the press conference

lol Schwab restricted my trading again for like the 3rd time this year because I traded with unsettled funds

Fucking kikes

>>52217198
Why are you listening to (((narratives))) and not just block out every attempt to spread memes and focus soley on data

>>52217156
>yall
Maybe go back, yea?

>>52217205
I prefer 3 days out really for butterflies

>>52217128
>Cyber Polygon enters the fight.

>>52217218
Vanguard lets you buy with unsettled funds but you cant sell.

>>52217205
And I guess you don't have to worry too much about the theta/vega decay on those so makes sense. I'll try one out

>>52217237
Yea another way to look at it is that you are collecting theta from the two sells

>>52216600
These futures imply that we are sitting on SMA20
I think we test yesterday's close in the first hour or 2 and then dump again. If you feel like risking a bit I would buy the open and sell when it fills the gap

Is fighting inflation really worth bankrupting investors and making most of the country homeless?

Is there really no better way to do it than fucking interest rate hikes?

Jobs still rising! Inflation too- J Pow was being real yesterday, this shit aint over.

>>52217217
He'll probably walk the statements about "overtightening" back if the carnage gets too severe before the next FOMC.

>>52217251
The weak must be culled.

>>52217251
>fighting inflation really worth bankrupting investors and making most of the country homeless?
This is false.

>>52217251
>Is there really no better way to do it than fucking interest rate hikes?
No.

>>52217251
you could produce more for less pay. are you willing to do that?

>>52217251
>Is there really no better way to do it than fucking interest rate hikes?
Because it hasn't been the government Printing, Taxing, and spending out of control has it!?!?

>>52217253
another year of quarterly 75 bepis points hike for 2023. I am so fucking ready for it honestly.

THE MUSK IS FIRING HALF OF TWITTER AHAHAHAHAH BAGGIES

BUDDY CHECK THE DOLLAR COMPUTER. CHECK THE BONDS COMPUTER.

>>52217222
fuck yall city slickers, im not letting reddit or urban youth steal my culture

>>52217253

Predictions for the opening of the market?

>>52217281
idc about that shit

Trump's biggest mistake was firing Yellen and appointing this turd.

>>52217293
You think yellen wouldn't do the same shit? Please, at least jpow isn't an ugly fart with a shril voice. Wouldn't watch her press conf.

jpow is a decent and honorable man. change my mind

2500 spx is a given at this point, hard coded in the bloomberg terminals

>>52217293
fuck you

Big Red

>>52217301
It's his job to crash the economy. It's nothing personal.

Buddy check the 10Y computer

Anyone in Primodial AP Southeast?

>>52217325
yeah and when you can actually afford groceries in 2 years you'll be thanking him!

>>52217293
>>52217299
>>52217301
He makes central banking cool!

DRIP bros will today be our day?

>>52217325
no he's doing it for me it is personal

>>52217299
>>52217310
yes , i dont think Yellen would have autistically spazzed out. She was much more diplomatic and soothing to listen to. Compare this to the drivel you hear from Powell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RjpqJs3Tqs
>>52217343
He definitely ruined things for President Biden

>>52217348
>>>/pol/ seriously

>>52217301
if he had just acted in 2018 in the first place, and not let himself be bullied by the 1%, bullied by the 'oligarchs' and big banks, forcing him to pivot, we would already have front loaded interest rate rises, the bubble would have never gotten this bad, and the impact of popping the bubble would not have been as devastating
if he had moved to tighten 1 year earlier, it also would have been better for everyone
I think that there is honor in what he is currently doing, of sticking to the course and not letting himself be bullied any longer - but it is too little, too late
all the other Fed pres are weak faggots, who buckle(d) and try to appease the rich to keep their jobs

Big things are coming itt that will undoubtedly stir up some controversy. Cap this post. In 12 minutes I reveal my dark intentions aimed at a regular /smg/ poster

>>52217348
your pilpul doesn't work and never has worked. fuck off.

>>52217293
>Trump's biggest mistake was firing Yellen and appointing this turd.

dude janet yellen would be even worse. inflation would be at 20% right now if yellen was running shit
>>52217348
>He definitely ruined things for President Biden
i'm surprised Biden re-appointed him, Jpow being a republican and all

>>52217360

>>52217357
I thank powell for popping this bubble, we were supposed to be done with this already after the covid crash, instead we mega corrected to the upside, we need a covid crash level reset on the valuation of the indices

All in on UVXY what am I in for?

>>52217348
>President Biden
But President Joe said he was on board with the plan. The democrats pretend to hate wall street but then picrel will pump and dump PLUG and Kodak to divert a few shekels from retail to his own pockets. Hmmmmmmm.

>>52217255
Has there been one instance of any fed chair walking back their hawkishness? It seems like they ramp it up ever time they talk

>>52217360
Spoken like a true anime nigger

>>52217383
You could be in for a large dose of absolute kikery, who knows

>>52217378
Every young person should be happy about what's happening, and old people got a boost to their social security so they can stay quiet for now.

>>52217383
Pain. Should have just gone short

>My dogshit meme pick is pumping off missed EPS

The bond market is falling for Powells bluff

>>52217385
They might leak another dovish press release to hook the markets into thinking they're considering slowing the pace of hikes going forward. The markets might not rally off it this time though.

With manufacturing being outsourced abroad.
Social Media and tech being censored, trannified and pajeetified.

Which Western sector will absorb the human capital of these declining industries?

>>52217348
is this bait? I refuse to believe someone would type such an asinine post

>>52217383
See you in Valhalla brother

Does this chink make sense?
I just worried about the value of dollar.
Cause Im wondering is I should turn 50% of the dividends into precious metals

>>52217360
You are not putting another chink cartoon up your ass r-right?

>>52217378
>I thank powell for popping this bubble
I do too, however, he was the one who inflated it in the first place. It's like being happy that your neighbor is finally picking up all the trash that is strewn across their lawn. It's great that they're finally cleaning up the mess - but it was THEIR mess, they did it, and they SHOULD be cleaning it up
>>52217400
>Every young person should be happy
Yes - it unironically is very good for the younger generation to pop the bubble
Housing should become more affordable, bonds are actually a choice for investing, investments should outperform / great entry, lower inflation (in the long run)
The wealthy should (and do) hate what Powell is doing

>>52217435
Construction, mining, and labor. You wanna eat? Time to do some real work lmao.

>>52217284
Sorry, I assumed you were a reddit nigger.

Good morning,
Fuck Jannies and fuck Jerome Powell

>>52217360

>>52217440
Only maverick does, he notices and dislikes in public what a certain well know group does

I hope by posting this gif I don’t mess up the perfect attendance record of any regular poster. This is what my earlier post eluded to

So I'm just supposed to accept that Big Money had no idea that the Fed would continue rate hikes, and the richest and most well connected traders in the world were caught off guard by the press conference yesterday? What utter horseshit. Every time it's exactly the same. What's the point of playing the stupid speculative spooky headline game for weeks beforehand if it's all going to flash dump anyway?? It's so fucking tiring man

What the fuck was that
Good luck to all

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???????????????????

>>52217435
any manufactures not moving to north america in the past 10 years already will be fucked. the fight for the consumer economy will be brutal and removing logistics costs will be a major factor on who wins. be prepared for the biggest MADE IN AMERICA half hearted advertising you have ever seen. the vast majority will be fuckheads buying out other companies for the branding and claiming since 1903 and all kinds of tripe

Fuck kikes

WAT FUCK THAT WAS

WTF WAS THAT

>52217462
>Good morning,
>Fuck Jannies and fuck Jero-ACK!

fucking AAA bros.

>>52217473
Seriously what the fuck nigger

>>52217469
get fucked

>>52216600
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>52217473
The myth the legend THE OPENING BELL DRUMMER!

>>52217357
>and the impact of popping the bubble would not have been as devastating

where's the fun in that?

>>52217473
>29:59

Faceberg is dropping my basterds

>>52217495
Just know I’m coming for you

>>52217435
criminality. same risks better profits

next stop is 358 gents
>>52217516
17 dollars

>>52217516
Fucking benchod bloody basterd sirs

Powerful kikery afoot today lads.

>>52217519
I have been waiting for some faggot to try and do this, and you almost got me but you chose the wrong image BAHAHAHAHA

>brap fill? i think not

Verification not required.

>>52217277
Musk's attention whoring antics will be his downfall

When CEOs and techbros try to stay on the spotlight all the time it never ends well

6% fed funds is the minimum

day 3

>>52217537
It’s ok anon, time is on my side. I’ll let you continue for the next few weeks. You’ll get cocky and when you least expect it I will cuck you. Until then you’re legend will only grow and your defeat will be that much sweeter

>>52217481
Why do you think the regression is gonna stop there (industrialization) instead of bottoming out to extraction of raw materials/cheap labor industries?

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>52217549
there are a few gaps up to 4200. they will be filled

look at that fake ass pump on tsla holy hell

>>52217472
>>52217474
>>52217485
>>52217487
>>52217504
ummm market is still closed for an hour retards

>>52217561
a decade from now

Name a more cringe corporate term than "brown bag"

>>52217560
Why wouldn't you sell with Democrats controlling everything?

>>52217575
Do you sell those crystal balls? I am interested

will SOXL go back to 9 this month or am I fucked

>>52216975
>4chan has never even remotely been about anime. Never.

>>52217580
bepis

>>52217555

>>52217570
Fuck you just reminded me about (((daylight saving time))) ending this week.

Was gonna sell my Roblox puts this morning and then the shit retard pumps 5% at open.. who the fuck is tossing shekels into this tech company that makes a shit game at a loss? Fucking jewwwwssssss

>>52217598
It's a good game faggot

>>52217558
youre right it will go down to a fight for the materials themselves for sure. I dont if now its the time to buy or it its late early or not but commodities will have their day relatively soon

>>52217598
people like Cathie Wood still have money, the fire rises brother

>>52216975
Did someone say weeaboo? I think I heard weeaboo.

>>52217589
Sorry anon you’re just getting too popular. /smg/ is only big enough for one celebrity poster. Now say my name

i will purchase meta at 17 dollars you will give me your cheapies mumu with great gusto

I bought all of AMZN.

What's Amazon going to do? Go bankrupt? People just going to stop being lazy and go outside? No. Black friday soon and Christmas after that. It's time to BUY.

>>52217631
at 17 dollars is when meta gets shorted to 0

we are at 104 bucks, time to buy Global Payments again!

>>52216600
green eod

>>52217193
>it'll probably do that for the next 20-30 years so get used to it

I don't think we have enough chart space for that for that
My magic lines tell me that at the current pace we're going to 0 within 2 years

>>52217636
XOM has the same revenue as AMZN and it's worth 1/4 as much

>>52216600
hostess bros wagmi

>>52217610
>>52217613
EPS more negative every quarter. Shrinking user base. Objectively shit game. I guess I'll just hold these fucking puts until their Nov 9 earnings surprise that they yet again made negative dollars

>>52217636
>what is a retailer going to do during a recession
I have a guess but you won't like it

>>52217645

Meta under 90! Slurp slurp slurp!

Here we go goys, get ready

>>52217471
Stock market is a shine harvesting tool

>>52217660
no single video game is worth $30B, it's utter insanity, the market is still overheated and filled with stupid money

Who has the chart for how much return you need on a stock after a loss without realizing it?

King shit, Brobros

>>52217636
Supply won't meet demand this year

buddy….look at apple computer

and i won’t stop shorting these two until it stops working

Bought more Meta at 89,60

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52217697
this guy fucks

MMRI almost back to 300 again, didn't take much

So the market dumps because powell is doing what he said he would do months ago?

>>52217671
1/20/2023 META $110 CALL is $2.20. That's my slurp today. They are down to like 8 p/e.. Amazon is still like 100

>>52217688
>META castrated for metaverse, actually makes money
>RBLX mooning 20% this month, just loses money

Honkhonk

fucking faggot tsla propping up the spy with this fake pump FUCK OFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Plains All American bros, wagmi

>>52217695
>Sell. Sell it all. Yeah those zoomers are on some luddite shit they aren't lining up anymore. Yeah I don't know. Ok later Charlie

>>52217671
short term it's probably going even lower. Roku is also tanking because ad revenue is down much worse than estimated, so Meta will also likely underperform substantially in the coming quarters.

I am so unbelievably fucking sick of AMD. I have been trading AMD every day since March. I have made $20,000 off this piece of shit, using $40,000 of capital, and I still fucking hate it. At this point, AMD's correlation with the NASDAQ is literally, actually, ZERO. Fucking ZERO. What in the actual flying fuck is wrong with this stock? AMD is almost large enough to be a blue chip, and yet it behaves like shitcoins nobody has ever heard of. It should unironically just be delisted at this point.

>>52217738
$400m got pumped into TSLA this morning over the course of 20 minutes. Wtf.

>>52217744
cute boy

WOOOOOAH THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT WOOOOAH

>>52217731
Exactly, it doesn't make any sense if the assumption is that the market is run by very rich insiders and retail doesn't move anything. We've been shitting the bed for over a year now, paper hands are gone. Bears are basically euphoric at this point.

And just like that, SPY will never be above $370 ever again

>>52217731
Wrong
Powell said last year, goal is 3.5% hike
Then in September 4.6% by eoy
Now its "undefined" until inflation is down to 2%

It's over. We will never use computers again.

>>52217731
Yeah pretty much, it has been pumping on hope he will not do what he says he going to do. Then he does it, like every time. So if there is a lot of pumping before one of these meetings its almost assured there will be a dump once he says something hawkish yet again

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52217736
Honestly I'm thinking about shorting RBLX now, it's being traded like it's a growth stock. I don't care how much user created content there is, kids simply move on to the next big thing after a few years.

>>52217747
>>52217671
Kek Meta is heading towards $50. A ceo who controls the bulk of voting shares and is hellbent on his vision that no one else can understand or visualize yet. Hes not backing off, he made that clear at last earnings meeting.

>>52217750
Intel is a way better company with actual upside.

WE DID IT REDDIT! NEW 52 WEEK LOW! IM LITERALLY MICHAEL BURRY IN LE BIG SHORT!!

>>52217750
they present their new gpu generation today

BUDDY LOOK AT APFEL COMPUTER

The end result of my 11/11 370 put martingale. didnt have the stones to hold into big money after watching these go -70%. green is green. greed is good. green is god. thanks to all the /smg/ jannies and trannies for allowing me to all caps schizo post while holding this position

>>52217769
>>52217745
>Oh uh Charlie? Yeah, sorry, go ahead and dump that ATVI garbage and the KO and the BAC we cash gang now. allright later homie

>>52217797

>>52217793
>with actual upside
Yeah government gibs

Wow

>>52217802
Apple aint worth 3 trillion. Samsung might be though!

>>52217799
Already made obsolete by arc a770

>>52217783
It's a slam dunk short.. they have a Jewish ceo tho so good luck friend.

>>52217815
FUCK YOU BUFFETT I'M DOWN 2% ON KO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52217731
Yes
People were expecting a pivot and eventually changed to the definition of pivot.
People thought that 50bps is bullish for December and priced that in but they didnt price it the end result of the federal funds rate before an actual pause or pivot.

Tech is bottomed out. This is the bottom.

>>52217821
And first dibs on ASMLs High NA EUV machine. Amd was able to overtake inte using TSMs early adoption of ASMLs EUV machines. Next gen is going to intel first

hot damn i just woke up, what the fuck happened to IPI, NTR, and MOS????

>>52217797
nOoOoOoO Le FeD dIdN't PiVoT We NeEd To SeLl SelL SEEEEEHLLLL

Market always oversells day 1.

kek, baggies. lmao even

>>52217819
lmao id rather be slurping this tasty af dip, than pretending to be some dummy one eyed nigga
i got two eyes
im slurpin
try to stop me
*mic drop*

>the VIX


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>>52216630
The market is an untradeable shitcoin now.
>SOMEONE ON TWITTER SAID HE HEARD FROM REASONABLE SOURCES THERE WILL BE A PIVOT
>*PUMPS 3% AND LIQUIDATES ALL SHORTS*
>oh geez turns out the 'fed whisperer' was retarded
>*DUMPS 3% AND LIQUIDATES ALL LONGS*

>>52217861
Posts like this convince me we are not at the bottom yet. I won't go long until you've lost everything.

5 fucking percent off SPY in 2 days and the VIX managed to shid and fard its way to a measly 7% gain. Everybody clap please

1 minute for more 3 letter reports

>>52217783
Careful there. RBLX shorts could be pretty fucked if they start paying a robux dividend.
You'd effectively be forced to cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0KmHILhzg

PIVOT WAS MY SAFE WORD

>>52217884
>You'd effectively be forced to cover.
GME Shorts are laughing at you.

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Bought some Google at 85.55

>>52217731
The population is full of actual cumsucking retards who think inflation is preferable to keep markets up.

>>52217813
I feel that, but it's time to make money guy. It would take a black swan event to get back up. It'll probably go down to 355-360 and bounce back to 370 and crab

>>52217890
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

>>52217876
I have never traded the VIX, but I never see people on this board happy with it. Its like it either turbo shits on them or the profits are limited when it turns out good, I am too scared to play the VIX

Let the retard who told me to stop trading puts spook me into selling what would have been VERY profitable puts. I fucking hate /smg/ so much you guys are such stupid cunts

New

>>52217920
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>>52217918
are you the anon who took a 30k loss in puts after inheriting money from your father

>>52217918
Are you the 20k loss guy

>>52217918
>puts financial decisionmaking in to the hands of anons on /smg/
You are the retard

>>52217927
Shut up
idiot

>>52217790
I understand the vision and only fools think Meta won't be the first 10 trillion corporation by 2040.

>>52217910
It is extremely hard to trade, but, I’m a crash cycle, VIX tops first, Yields top second, and Equities bottom last

>>52217931
>>52217935
nah I sold my puts yesterday for a small loss let the other half ride. What a shame

>>52217874
lmao i cannot lose everything.
i am given FREE & CLEAR $ every year to what i want with.
college was paid for (for wife as well), was also given an allowance to live with, while attending.
i have a wife, and we're both employed.
zero debt; besides our hyundai.
life is based m8. wont lose. cannot lose.
Seethe bobo.

Baggies

>>52217908
i know i feel like we are headed there too, it was just too many dollars on the line. I needed to save my trading account. might load up a few puts today, but not 50 contracts

>>52217904
GME divvied out a 'share', in other words they just did a normal stock split.
I'm talking about a dividend in the form of a worthless currency that can only be spent. If Roblox gave every shareholder $200 robux per share, shorts would be absolutely screwed.

>>52217750
AMD was basically oversold you stupid fuck so of course its getting a bounce. how have you made 20k$ trading AMD and didnt even know this

GOLD was at a 52 week low and just gapped down 8%. Back to 2019 prices

>>52217950
>Besides our Hyundai
kek

>>52217797
>le contrarian trader

how heavy are those bags

>>52217217
Smoothbrain. Algos always whiplash the market on FOMC days, let's the MMs close out weak willed bobos before feasting on mumu steak

>>52217251
You're literally retarded, heeming the market has little effect on the real economy, inflation is so fucking hot right now we're less than a year out from garbage not being collected and power failing from lack of willing workers.