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I bought SOXL at 9.25 today

New lows this month
Even lower lows in December/February

>>52208556
>Bear edition
Markets are gonna heem for rest of week right?

the market is dropping
and i've lost all my gains
i might just start doing
a whole lot of cocaine

KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My only vindication will be spx below 2900. Then I can tell all you nigger retards, I told you so. Literally no reason that the line has to go up

At least you waited till 300+ to bake.

To all the faggots who told me to buy Yom Kippur last month
Fuck you

>>52208584

>>52208585
Looks like you bought the top

Bond yields are exploding up

Schizo utilities.

>>52208585
>-67%
Is that even mathematically possible?

>powell: volcker is the greatest public servant in american history
>bulls: SURELY THIS MUST BE A BOTTOM SIGNAL

are mumutards retarded?

>>52208612
Good.

>market blood red

Good.

>>52208570
Lum takes another one,

I fucking love J Powell so fucking much

>>52208580

Maybe, but who cares. What are some of these guys making a year? 150k? 300k in some cases?

>>52208594
The small hat shapeshifters already cashed out in the bear market rally, goy

>>52208630
that's the power of money created out of thing air by software engineers

>>52208594
Lul, lyl even

>>52208612
Soon. Soon the curve will uninvert, and the market will refuse negative real yields

>>52208585
If it's any consolation, you still have 5x more money than I do.

>>52208584
Lemme getta bump dawg

>>52208649
I have two jobs at pay 155k each. I do not work weekends or 84 hour weeks for either of them.

>>52208663
>dawg

>>52208651
>money created out of thin air
Money doesn't exist boomer. It's an abstract object we use to label some participants in some transactions in some places at some times in some contexts.

I'm asking how you could buy the literal top, that doesn't seem plausible.

>>52208629
I live by a MVP project zone where locals have tried to get it to not happen. I can guarantee you those pipeline lawsuits have already dug the companies a massive hole and it's priced in that it'll never get done

>>52208671
>Not working one job that pays double that amount each
lol. lmao even.

>>52208649
Prob 150k for most of them. Prob had stock comp too but not sure what that means not with it fully purchased by Musk.

>>52208595
You are a flat skulled monkey brain nigger. There is no reason the PE of small caps weigh so heavily in favor of a reversal. Economic growth is not a given.

I think it's actually pretty bullish that jpow can say that they will tighten until something breaks and the market is down only 2%. He couldn't have said something worse, it's the most hawkish shit press he ever held, and yet no panic.

>>52208580
As a antisemitic schizo who doesn't leave the house anymore, 84 hour work weeks at a comfy state of the art office for high six figs a year sounds pretty comfy. Better than the 80 hour public accounting work weeks for $50k in a rat infested small city shit hole building from 1900.

>>52208671

Well you are blessed. High powered jobs might require you to work absurd hours if there is a project deadline. Those generally are not normal operation hours. Most jobs don't work you like that for long periods of time.

Turn over will be too high.

>>52208629
XLU is a great predictor of interest rates apparently
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2417974

>>52208700
I have noticed this more recently, it's like HR is committed to a particular pay scale regardless of the value an employee adds. I even heard an HR bitch a few years ago talking about how there was no psychological difference to most employees above 100K.

Overall it seems easier to get multiple low-effort jobs, but I've never had a job hit 300K TC so I don't know

>>52208700
Why would I when I can fix code made by street shitting Indians a few hours a day and shit post on biz

>>52208679
What up yo,
As I continue to flow,
Cause yo Im just a fly negro so

>>52208735
84 hours a week really isnt a big deal once you realize you are typically awake for 16 hours a day minimum. Closer to 18 for most people. I work oilfield and we are all 12 hours, 84 hours outdoors. Its really not that weird when you realize you can do plenty in the other 12 hours.

>>52208649
>>52208709
I have 4YOE at a similar high-tech firm and I make between $150k and $200k. My coworker is in a similar technical position with 20YOE and I think she makes $300k.

>>52208722
All that means is there's way more room to move down. Bulls have no respect but they will learn.

I love how a 1000 point swing on the dow is just a nothingburger on CNPC now. Whats the cancel all orders guy up to these days?

TWTR Latinx's...

>>52208637
>are mumutards retarded?
yes, yes they are

>>52208690
I know, I'm fiat pilled. I'm also a software engineer and know for a fact that cryptocurrencies are scam investments made by people like me, that's why it's possible to buy what you think is a valuable asset like that guy did and have it crater

>>52208774
>Not getting a meaningless blue checkmark = infringement on your "free speech"
I hate politicians in Minecraft

370 tomorrow

>>52208759
Its really worth it to me. Theyre paying you for the kind of high speed that needs 84 hours. I wouldnt do it forever of course but I dont see that many people bothered by 84 weeks at a start up kind of place with that kind of comp.

>>52208580
Jeez, twitter cunts will no longer have time to do their "life of a twitter wagie" tiktoks where they spend 2/3rds of that tine doing jack shit

>>52208759

I bet they don't typically work you more than 40 hours a week. Most jobs don't work you 70+ hours unless it is temporary.

>>52208735
I feel breddy good making $190k base + $60-$110k bonus doing jack shit for a bank WFH
I think the party is about to be over, though

>>52208756
The returns diminish heavily after 10 hours for intellectual work. and go negative if you sustain it. I don't know what you do on an oil rig though.

>>52208671
>I have two jobs at pay 155k each. I do not work weekends or 84 hour weeks for either of them.
yep, we're still in a bubble. people should not be able to do this

>>52208774

She is so dishonest. The $8 is for the elite or notable people who NEED a blue checkmark. Using Twitter is still free

>>52208809
What job title at a bank pays that?

>>52208737
Intradesting!

>>52208838
Senior Manager. I do underwriting for commercial RE

Is it a decent time to buy VOO, or should I wait

Should I just become a communist? I can't even afford a roof over my head with full time employment.

>>52208835
I think it’s funny all the supposed rich and famous people are bitching about paying for their check mark

>>52208835
>Using Twitter is still free
Not the way these fuckers want to use it it's not.

>>52208783
>I know, I'm fiat pilled.
You're gonna make it. But this applies to all 'money', including gold, crypto, beads, salt, beans, or blowjobs, fiat is just the most egregiously malevolent money we've invented (so far!)

>>52208835
It's the only way leftoids can sound smart

>>52208825
Don't tell him that. Let his hopes be drained when they fire him for not working, or they demand that he return to the office "because he is not a highly valuable employee".

I suspect all big companies are going to end remote work for 95% of their employees

>>52208807
me? no way. I work 8 hours a day. Anything more than that is very rare, usually dealing with seasonal compliance issues. even then if i said no, i wouldn't be fired

The bottom is $0
The stock market is going to $0

>>52208825
I do not think so, middle management “scrum masters” are the most useless pieces of shit on the planet that literally do nothing but make meetings all day. I could work an hour at either job and still provide more value than the scrum team.

DO IT POWELL BURN THEM ALL

>>52208864
100% remote since 2015 bro. Keep coping.
To be clear I do work both jobs. And still complete more than my peers so I guess they are either retarded or doing the same thing but are worse at it.

>>52208816
kek i dont do intellectual work thats for sure lmao. But it is physical work for 12 hours.

>>52208717
Cope some more mister "I establish price target based on sentiment"

>>52208809
At some point an accountant will look at your banks financials and determine that you are fully amortized human capital and can go kick rocks and stop being a net negative to your company

>>52208848
Underwriters used to make my job miserable. But that was their job I guess. I was a residential mortgage banker that got borrowers to refinance when they didn't want to and got underwriters to reluctantly approve them if I jumped through 50 million different hoops to bring both sides together

>>52208864
Some are trying but its gonna be a hard fight
My cousin works for a web dev place that sold their office space near the start of covid to go full remote and is now saying they're trying to buy an office again lmao
A bunch of people there are looking to bail now

I like seeing stocks go down

What are Mike Wilson’s levels?

Glad I sold covered calls regardless of all the nay sayers

>nasdaq shoots up 2% after hours
The fuck is this shit?

>>52208878
that may all be true, but the point still stands. people should not be able to have 2 full-time day jobs that pay 150k+ each

it's normal if you have a day job and then moonlight as a bartender or something on the side - that's not a bubble. but 2x 150k$ day jobs both in the same time slot of 9-5 is bubble territory

>>52208905
I just think people are underselling how productive remote work is. Yeah you might only work 2-3 hours a day, but it's not like you're able to crank out 8 hours of productive work every day at the office either. Breaks matter and you only get shitty breaks at an office

well thanks JPow
you and your FOMC meeting made me fail NNN
asshole

>>52208927
Where? I dont see that.

>>52208671
Fully depreciated human capital spotted. Let's record a current year disposition of said fully depreciated asset. Don't need it on our books anymore and the accountants are tired of looking at it on the human capital depreciation schedule. Fucker has been on there since 1988

Did anyone here get hooked with the fake 50bps "leak" and go long?

LOL

LMAO

they are becoming too easy to predict

Mumu, why are you such a fucking loser?

>>52208927
Your computer is overheating.

>>52208851
ITS STILL FUCKING 3759

SYTA is at 13 cents and the U.S. Navy is very interested in their reception boosters. They've already gotten a big purchase order from an independent government contractor. It's at an all time low with no dilution for 90 days and has gotten institutional investment at 22 cents. I'm gonna hold on to this.

oh god im pivoooooooting

huge green dildos AH meltup confirmed

>>52208774
lmao

>>52208966
fuck off pajeet scammer
>4m market cap

>>52208929
No that is just the productivity curve catching up with compensation. When everyone is doing it (including PoC’s and women) then it is a bubble.
Like I said I still finish more stories than anyone else, I wake up at 4am every day and focus before all the stand ups then just juggle meetings until 2-3pm

>>52208949
Why you such a fucking kike?

>>52208946
Damn how did he know

>>52208949
>BUY PUTS NOW NAMEFAG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Local bottom alert. He shows up at the exact bottom everyday. Never tells anyone to buy puts at a top
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fellow bobos we're fucked

What crack are you faggots smoking

>>52208978
>replying to a bot

>>52208990
that was me. I know because I have seen it, over and over again, for years
everything becomes
>another one of those
They are becoming too predictable
I was not bearish enough in my call, however, it was over 2% and I said 1.5

>>52208929
>people should not be able to have 2 full-time day jobs that pay 150k+ each
you are a nigger, you have no business telling people what they should and shouldn't be able to do with their time. this post is proof positive that not everyone should be allowed to vote

lmao

Lol tomorrow is going to be a +3.5% day, just like last time
>Verification not required.

hopefully we never see this fucker again

https://twitter.com/fundstrat/status/1587422889996738561?s=20&t=6xgdQi0hHVmRcoiWRmok0w

He said a lot of words that didn't make sense and bored me to hell. But I heard pivot in December. It's over for bobos

>>52208978
>4m market cap
So what? Surely, the market cap is only going to get bigger from here if the Navy wants them. Unless, you happen to have a good reason to tell me that I'm mistaken?

>>52209004
What do you think about the rest of the week and next week? The pivot copium was real, I know my professional advisor didn't make any moves and he sells blackrock products. I'm assuming these guys will be repositioning their clients in the next couple weeks aka more selling. But I'm just a brainlet who is new at this so idk. Curious to get your take

>>52209015
Only upward momentum in the stock market will only anger Powell, you don’t want to upset him

>>52208936
Most office jobs never actually work all day and they never have. Half of it is gonna be taken up by meetings or randomly chatting with coworkers anyways.
So yeah, for industries that can get away with it they can save a couple bucks and probably have happier employees overall.

>after hours

>>52208941
>>52208960
I’m a retard I was looking at ndaq

capitulation soon

>>52209033
Jerome doesn't actually care about stocks. They aren't one of the inputs into his hike-or-not formula. It's just collateral damage when traders and algos try to guess what's in is head.

>>52209015
i believe that

>>52208556
I sold the top today and bought the close at a lesser magnitude. I'm 66 percent cash.

>>52208988
He's Maori, not a kike.

>>52208580
Once the election happens the market will pump in november. As it always does.

Well /biz/, did you pass the IQ test? If you knew which one of these was the Fed chair you made money today.

>>52208580
When I saw the tiktok clip of twitter techies getting red wine on the tap I could not kek harder

>get a coupon for my car
>check the DIY cost vs. the mechanic cost
>inflation has caused the prices of things to rise so much that doing it myself would only save a few bucks

>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN MEAN GENE
>WHEN YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD ON YOUR SIDE, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN LOSE DUDE
>LET ME GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY MAIN MAN IN THE SKY TOO JACK
>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST BROTHER
>I'M TALKING ABOUT BROTHER ADOLF DUDE
>HE'S UP THERE PAINTING IN HEAVEN BROTHER
>HE'S LOOKING DOWN ON ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS BROTHER
>HE'S TELLING US TO SAY OUR PRAYERS, HE'S TELLING US TO EAT OUR VITAMINS BROTHER
>AND HE'S WISHING ME LUCK IN MY INDIAN STRAP MATCH AGAINST THAT NO GOOD CROOK FLAIR TOO DUDE
>WHAT YOU GONNA DO
>WHEN THE COMBINED POWER OF HULKAMANIA, ADOLF, THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST AND THE WORD RUN WILD ON YOOOOUUUUUU

>>52209098
that's a man

I work for XOM, with the amount of money they're making. when will they start hiring again..we are so fucking understaffed with operators and technicians.

What do you think the next hike will be on Dec 14

>>52209026
>the FED whisperer
>the FED knower
>Whales
>TOmmy
>other twitterniggers
>Mary fucking Daly
>"maybe the fed should lower rates to let stocks rise, for no reason at all"
Jej

>>52209058
It’s also good for his objective, if the markets crash then you get a reverse wealth effect and inflation will come down. speculators need to be routed

>>52209032
follow yields follow the dollar, they will tell you which way we are going
it's possible we get some data in jobs / NFP that helps to soothe the market (missing the estimate slightly would be ideal) but based upon JOLTS and ADP it is seeming unlikely
we are probably going to continue lower, barring either bad economic news, or geopolitical news
the next big data after NFP is CPI next thursday, which will also probably be very bearish
I don't think it's going to be a huge dump, but it's possible we get into the low 360s in SPY over the next week
We'll see though - it could really go either way
If yields cool off, dollar cools off, we'll rally
Gotta play it by ear, very short time horizon

>>52209121
75

>>52209119
O&G would rather buy back their own stock and increase dividends rather than expand, blame people like Blackrock and other ESG funds for telling them not to expand

>>52209012
Added to the collection.

>>52209121
50

>>52208965
So….no?

Can we schizos not get the data before the fedmeeting?

>>52209147
it was a good buy at 3500. wait to see if we re-test those levels.

Why is the DAX holding up so well?

>>52209140
>>52209012
She's not gonna pay $8 you nazi chuds

>>52209032
>>52209004
by november 15th we will be approaching 330 maybe almost down to 310

>>52209131
Noted. Thanks for response. I too think jobs data will be bearish. CPI I think is going to show no change again

>>52209175
germs injected a few billion into the market and more stimulus to come. they call it wumms

So pretty much the entire market was a bloodbath today, even tho 75bps was priced in...?

That makes no sense to me.

>musk shitposting soijacks right now
how do I bookmark this timeline?

I'm completely beclowned and beheemed that they are letting (even forcing) stocks to tank before the midterms. I never could have predicted this.

Dems announced loan forgiveness, weed legalization, and taxes for le big bad companies all in the name of a last ditch effort to boost midterm votes. I can't believe they aren't pumping the markets.

>>52209190
>by november 15th we will be approaching 330 maybe almost down to 310

>>52208949

>>52209199
ignore it. not even worth archiving. its a shame to watch a con master spiral down to become reddit coping with having bought a dead company

>>52208900
Yeah my job is to be a pain in the originator's side, more or less. But I'm one of the crooked ones who makes your deal work if it will help my career, LOL

>>52209212
>loan forgiveness
In a bill titled inflation reduction? Toppest of top keks

>>52209212
You think that's bad, wait till everything fucks itself down even further AFTER midterms. Especially with diesel shortage, railroad strikes and economic depression right around the corner next year.

walk the walk.

Is AI racist? Is the data given to it to make decisions racist?

>>52209259
you're beclowning yourself, mumu

>>52209265
AI doesn't know what racism is, it simply repeats inputs without bias

>>52209218
see you in 13 days
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20221103T09&p0=179&msg=The+Heeming&font=cursive

I wanna slurp...but we could go even lower

At least when a man is in despair, he believes in something

>>52209212
ive said it lots of times here and idk why i even have to but the left generally doesn't give a shit about business or the stock markets and thats what dems do to win get out their likely voters not persuade new ones

>>52209268
jpow can fear monger all he wants. all i heard was 75bps then 50bps

>>52208594
Shemitah schizos told you it would get worse after September

>>52209197
It was not priced in. It was priced in Monday last week before the scam pump when the 50 point hike was only 1% probability. The market then spent the rest of the week pricing in a 15-20% probability, with those probabilities swinging violently like a shitcoin

>>52209265
It operates on pattern recognition. So, yes, it is.

Bought a straddle yesterday and legged out the call side once Jpow started speaking and the put side at market close. I know for a fact there are retards here who lost money on puts

>>52209275
My professor is having us right about the pitfalls of using AI in recruiting. His issue is that the (((white))) people in Silicon valley who train the AI with algorithms are un-diverse and therefore feed it biased data and that is why it discriminates against brown people

>>52209012
>>52209140

>>52209212
poor niggers that vote democrats don't give a shit about stocks. Most don't even know what the stock market is

>SDOW up less than 10% on a 900 point dump
The most worthless inverse ETF

>>52209308
And that's why your midwit professor is teaching at a state school

>>52209012
the $8 is not required. The only people who think a blue check mark is required are unironic tri fags

>>52209242
>diesel shortage
O I L

>>52209311
>It's real

>>52209265
I’m ignoring your text and focusing on that picture which is 100% true. Buying a burger from any fast food joint has gotten ridiculously expensive, it’s absurd.

>>52209328
*community college

>>52209197
No. It was was Jpow said afterwards. He stated that Im not even close to stopping the rate hikes. Thats when the pain hit the markets.

>>52209265
But the bigmac is more expensive. A shamrock mcflurry was only 3 bucks 8 months ago, now mcflurries are 4 bucks. That's 33% inflation in just 8 months.

>>52209308
>right about

>>52209265
AI uses pattern recognition with wayyyy more info than you know or will ever know with no bias
A nooticer on steroids

>>52209345
I bought a mcIndulgent shake yesterday, fucking $6.50

>>52209308
Well the data does not exist in an ideal universe where all humans exist independent of their upbringing. If you compiled all the data of robberies and shooting you would have a generic profile of a young black man. That data would exist regardless of the person compiling it. Why don't you ask the professor for his resume and if he has any credentials on data analytics or AI research? Sounds like a complete hack just regurgitating political ideologies and pretending to be an academic

>>52209350
Keep ya head up kang

>>52209199
>>52209223
>dead company
He took it private because the only way to 'invest' in it is now to buy TSLA. People buy TSLA for exposure to shit like twitter and skynet or whatever his space shit is called.

>>52209300
Why is jpow afraid of monger? Who even is monger? What is monger?

>>52209372
lol if anything this is a reason to short tesla, but wait for the january bump

>>52209374
Charlie Monger. He's pretty creepy looking.

>futures

>>52209311
kek

>>52209359
>IS THAT A MINOR SPELLING ERROR

>>52209384
And he knows David Soxl, pretty powerful connections

>>52209308

>>52209367
1 more semester and I could go to a major (((state))) university

>>52208945
I almost did. When everything suddenly shot up I was gonna close my shorts at a loss and go long but the line was moving so fast something inside me just snapped and I said “fuck it, I’ll let it go to zero”.
Then jpow blew the stupid mumus out and saved me, god bless.

Wait so did elon buy twitter to post memes?

>>52209308
wtf I love AI in recruiting now

>>52209391
I'm gonna clown on you if you come here for us to do your homework and you do dumb shit like that. Homophones are no way to go though life, son.

>>52209403
For comp sci/AI stuff? Based. Wagmi

>>52209341
I wonder if he's just shitposting or signalling a short on SBUX

>>52208722
Imagine the smell

>>52209417
>do your homework
Yea I came here to ask 4chan to explain to me why AI is racist
Im just sharing how fucking ridiculous my professor is

>>52209430
Oh fuck their ER is tomorrow

Just got back from waging. How many of you got hooked and went all in after the 2pm pump thinking the bear market was over?

>>52209437
Well, I'm sure with your loquacious writing skills you got this.

>>52209355
Its transitory, look at the PCE of it. It'll be back at 3.05$ in no time

>>52209437
so instead of asking /g/ or /sci/ you come to shit up the stock market general? why would you ask that here

>>52209460
I had a $200 position on TQQQ that I ate a $30 loss on from last week, from testing out some trend trading. But then I also forgot about the "don't trade big news" thing

>>52209308
Fairly ironic that he is having you write a paper about biases effecting outcomes while he is having his own bias (being anti-racist at all costs) projected onto the project before you have even begun. Make your paper about your professor and how he is ignoring all the data, including the official Fed data, in order to make his own biased opinion come out as the right answer.

>>52208980
>>52209009
i'm not blaming YOU for doing it. if you can get 2 employers to pay you 150k$ each for a 9-5 job - go for it and get your money. more power to you. although in your case, its not really 9-5 since you're waking up at 4am to work, so its more like 4am - 5pm. but either way, it's a misallocation of resources on their part, not yours. and thats what happens in bubble economies - misallocations of resources because money is too easy to get

but i guarantee if they knew you were doing it, they would disallow it. you're probably breaching your contract because most employers put a clause that says you cannot work another job on company time - but whatever. just don't get caught or you're getting axed

>>52209030
>tfw ywn have a bbw shortstack milf sit on your lap with her wide thick hips while making shorts and calls

>>52209227
Yea, I love the crooked ones

Excuse me guys. I've decided I'm not a huge fan of this Jerome fella and would rather not participate in the markets anymore. Does anyone know who to contact for a refund?

JPY is such a textbook example of a peepeepoopoo market replacing a free market. I mean look at it what is this shit

>>52209351
of course interest rates will fuck people over. How can they so retarded?

>>52209437
They are making a bit deal out of affirmative action. I've seen a segment on msnpc boomer news very recently with them taking a poll of some minority college students about whether race should or should not be a factor in the admissions process. They all said it should be a factor, proving how dumb they really are. Either you want to be treated like an equal or not. And when you bring up the overrepresentation of tiny hat wearers in positions of authority in all industries they will just say "well Jews are smarter". Keep going with that logic then and stay a slave. Top kek

>>52208612
Yields have barely moved compared to how they moved last month. Short end yields will continue to move higher but long end yields won't move much. The bond market already had it's period of insane negative price movements, it's the stock market's turn now.

>>52208929
Fuck off Mike Rowe

>>52209491
ask your local rabbi

>>52209496
I have an anime figure I want to buy that comes out this month. If that shitcoin isn't at or above150 I'm doobed.

>>52209470
>shit up SMG
damn sorry did i detract from the frog posting?

>>52208649
$200k starting if they can sling a line of code. $175k starting if they can't: https://www.levels.fyi/companies/twitter/salaries

>>52209212
Republicans are rich bad guys that own stocks.
Democrats are poor good guys that are hurt most by inflation, so raise rates.

>>52209491
>"Hello I understand you are calling regarding a request for a refund?"
>"Sure please hold for one moment."
>"Yes I spoke with my supervisor."
>"Well he said you should kill yourself."
>"Have a nice day!"

>>52209212
They were last week, artificialy cooming in the system can only go so far though

>>52209131
>we are probably going to continue lower, barring either bad economic news
Once the market accepts that a pivot isn't coming bad news will be bad news again. There's nothing bullish about the world economy grinding to a halt when the Fed said they are planning to overtighten.

>>52209227
Also, I used to love using ecopy and creating a signature stamp of a borrower and signing shit for them and also whiting out other things to hide from underwriters...good times kek

>>52209533
>Democrats are poor good guys
TOP KEK

>>52209526
I wish I had known when I started working that stock compensation was so much. I'm at 164K cash and a bunch of private equity I can't sell. Now the tech bubble is bust and I'm not gonna get any of that sweet stock comp.

I'm a tactical bull and I am getting heemed.... serves me right for straying off the bear path... my only hope is the CPI comes in much lower than expected... and the vix stays below 27.

>>52209599
>bought the stock options instead of real compensation meme

>>52209599
kek.

During my afternoon uh "break" I happened to pull up Paramount's ticker after reading the latest earning report. (Which wasn't that big a bad deal;I've read far worse). A gift was presented. A gift was bagged.. I went back to my "break" till time to go home.

>>52208911
That jew is a cute one

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52209098
hahahaha

funny...

>>52209599
Reminds me of that Simpsons gag where a dot com startup offered guests stock options through a paper towel dispenser.

Amazon worth buying or wait for sub 90? Or never buy

>>52209624
post YTD returns boomnigga

>>52209611

Whoever is pushing the VIX down hasn't stopped and it's still looking like it's gonna bounce on the 9th.

Fed may not want markets up, but somebody else (((with a lot of money))) does and there's no reason to think they'll stop until after midterms.

Is anybody else exclusively daytrading? Somehow seems less risky than holding overnight at this point

>>52209624
It's not a gift when a stock dives 11%. At best that's over 2 years of yield just to recoup. And they're gonna cut your dividend, dawg.

>futures

>>52209661
Wait. It won't be long before their stock dips down below $70, especially if guidance and shitty holiday sales forecast is anything to go by. AMZN already has a crappy Prime day sales performance last month too.

I'm really enjoying taking mumus money lately. A fool and his money....

>>52209661
There's no way a retailer would pump during a recession... Tech copium would not be enough to offset loss in revenue

>>52209669
Someone bought 6 gorillian VIX 150 calls that expire in 2023. That may be a factor

>>52209661
Amazon is still 100x p/e absolute lol lmao

I really, really want to see this go to single digits.

>>52209496
Anon, what do you think moves the price on forex pairs?
It's literally the banks. They jerk the price and shake out the popular side every single time, multiple times per day.
FX has no intrinsic value like stocks or commodities, it's literally what the bank sets the rate to

>>52209700
You gonna reinvest in the sweet potato farm? Maye some sick new face tats?

>>52209576
lol. You have no idea the shady stuff that happens at a major bank doing hundred million dollar commercial RE transactions .

I make 1% a day with my trading robot

>>52209710
>>52209710
I remember seeing that when I was planning to buy some downside protection for my own poorfolio. I might buy more in the New Year as a hedge, and roll these to EOY when that happens

>>52209711
Exactly, imagine paying much more per share than the company is earning right now...

>>52209372
Good, but it needs the boomer, coomer, and pink wojaks.

>>52209265
>Is AI racist?
I hope, yeah

>>52209714
What a bank sets its rate to has nothing to do with how the currency is traded on the market, anon... Lots of actors buy currencies for lots of reasons, in fact I buy currencies on the market sometimes, why the hell not. The shitshow in JPY is just due to massive BoJ interventions

>>52209730
That would become exponential and you’d be a billionaire by now

>>52209730
Bretty good, what is that, index trading? Is there a particular strategy you're using?

>>52209624
Can you repost your cost basis again? I didn’t get to see last time.

>uk central bank increasing rates tomorrow
>US jobless claims
>bad earnings forecasted
its over mumus

>>52209664
Since you asked. Not good. Not "I'm so fucked now. Fuck I'm broke.." type a thing either.

>SPY still over what it was at the beginning of October
Oh BOY we got some more losses coming our way, strap in and grease up those A keys

>>52209751
If you're trading forex, consider this video anon, it's literally 30 minutes and you can have it as background noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvq0t0eQOG4&list=PLPqWQo6-TXfHyC12MRHK5doA5oUeGwpkV&index=2

>>52209755
Sure.

>>52209311
damn, elon is shitposting better than half of you useless bastards

>>52209669
That's some hopium i need to keep holding on..

Tell me this in simple terms. How could one realistically thought the fed would just pivot out of no where just because your portfolio went down 15% but inflation rate is still above 8%?

>>52209730
Very cool. If you start with 100k today, in two years you will have $142 758 790. I hope you guard the secrets of your trading robot well, because it is worth infinite money.

>>52209766
rip boomdawg
thanks for sharing though. cautionary tale

>>52209754
If an index hits the 20 bar high, I short the minimum amount, with a TP of 1000-2000 pips. Across 3 indecies this happens about 400x a day

>>52209728
I can only imagine with that kind of money involved. Most of my loans were only $729k

>>52209751
They need to just let it fall so I can buy prime japanese pussy for a dollar.

>>52209311
short Starbucks
or is this bullish for the coffee place

>>52209772
I was thinking about where the markets were at beginning of the month, seeing as how the dow had it's best since the 70s. Because really the October rally was like 10 trading sessions only. That's all it takes for the best month on record. It's actually better than advertised if you look at SPY $350 low to $390 high. Given the macro environment. Hilarious. I'll just say there was a LOT of statistically significant trading price action the past 2 weeks. The sample wasn't random.

>>52209817
See >>52209445

>>52209809
But I withdraw $4k a week for living costs, so currently it's $116k

The funny thing is, because I'm always shorting a spike, I can be making money shorting while the index is going UP

>>52209813
>indecies
Dyslexic retard detected. Post proof or else

Beartards are gonna be so fucked with the relief rally tomorrow

>>52209813
Do you use any indicators or just the high? Seems that you're basing it off of the mean reversion theory, so why not take advantage of the 20 bar low as well?
What % are you risking per trade? Apparently 2% max loss is ideal, eg if you look at the ATR (average true range) of an asset, and set up a risk/reward of 1x ATR stoploss and scale out at 1.5x ATR, you can do bretty gud

>>52209874
>52209743

>>52209710
>VIX 150 calls
That was a month ago.. and we saw the vix still get up to 30....

>>52209841
>4K a week for living costs
>out of fucking 116k principal
Bro hahahaha

It was all a dream
I wanted to buy $GOOG at 16

People that live near Antarctica are usually retarded

Reporter: "Has the window for a soft lading narrowed?"
Jerome: "Has it narrowed? Yes. Is it still possible? Yes."

These are the words that sent pivotniggers to the shadow realm.

>>52209810
Lol. It don't bother me. Now if I ever planned to sell then it'd bother me. But since I don't then meh I let it roll on. Why should I get upset over money that I don't need? Scary thought; A dude with a plan conceived way back is living the dream even with "shat happens" events tossed in his path with a green pile lasting till he's dead. So much green that he had to "burn" some of it cause looking at it just sitting in the bank seemed kinda obscene. Irony is by the time I retire said bank account will be stuffed very obscenely without me even trying to save..

>>52209908
I refuse to use a lagging indicator, so anything with a moving average is out. The robot checks the last 20 bars, finds the highest high, and a short signal is generated if that is breached

>too pussy to short the top
>Now filled with regert I didn't

>>52209931
What about the Chileans and Argentines who live in their antarctic provinces?

>>52209954
I'm only talking about kiwis

>>52209908
I switch to the lows if I think the market is oversold. But I don't play both sides at once because any big move fucks me. Crab market is ideal

New

>>52209986
>>52209986

>>52209990
>>52209908
GAMBLERS GAMBLING GAMBLES

how are futures?

since everyone loaded up on puts, im guessing tomorrow will be a sour apple green day. i dont want to call this a bottom, but that usually seems like what the market would do

>>52209788
I'm also buying both T and VZ, is there any reason you see to concentrate in 1 or the other?

>>52209516
>Fuck off Mike Rowe
go dig a hole, nigger

>>52208850
becoming a troon is more profitable

>>52210081
that's my thinking. I took healthy profits on SQQQ and fucked off. I'm hoping it pumps hard tomorrow so I can start DCAing into SQQQ again

>>52209841
>$4k a week for living costs
do amerisharts actually?