/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5217877
same desu

>go to cambodia
>smoke weed, get hookers, live like a king

Will also do sex holidays to very poor african countries.

>>5217921
Enjoy aids

>>5217909
you're going to quit smoking?

>>5217921
u are dumb cambodia is a shithole and their hookers are the ugliest, do the same thing in Thailand or Philippines

>>5217921
All of that sounds like an easy way to contract HIV or herpes.

not this color but yeah

rode in one and literally blacked out for a split-second when they floored it

>>5217877
I have been wanting R8 for a long time. I'm probably going to settled with a Tesla though just because of the auto pilot. My commute to work is brutal

>>5217877
a nice house

>>5217921
Go to Ukraine, Anon. Nicer pussy

nice house with plot of land

>>5217877
Thinking about buying one in January or February, I'm split between a 911 and a ferrari

>>5217929
>>5217944
Condoms

>>5217939
might go there too, but in thailand they are more strict on weed

>>5217946
this one in grey or black.
Fuck me this car is hot af.

An apartment in the Pearls District of Portland Oregon. Shits like $5k+ a month

Transfer money into a crypto country haven, withdraw and convert to usd, then spread gains in Index funds not keeping 1 cent.

>not getting a signed Tesla from Elon Musk
baka

For me, probably a vacation in Europe.

>>5217963
too pretty girls, i will be intimidated and nervous. Also more expensive i think

Grocery getter

>>5217877
Rem modeled sexbot. What kind of small minded faggot wastes his money on a fucking car. sage for /o/ unrelated.

I looooooove 9/11

>>5218006
>Ukraine
>expensive

Dude the average guy there earns like 500€/month max

>>5217921
>very poor african countries

That's a VERY bad idea anon, especially if you have money.

http://unamusementpark.com/2011/08/welcome-to-the-jungle-unamusement-park-explores-the-congo-part-1/

will travel the world and buy experince...

I already have a very good car and a decent house.. travelled a lot in my 20ies, I am 30 and will travel till i die if i make it.

fuck lambos.

>>5217975
911. Cheaper to own (servicing and such).

I'll buy a Rolex submariner that will be a family heirloom and sell my shitty Audi to buy a shitty Honda/Toyota/mazda. As long as it's cheap. Cars are an incredible waste of money

Depends when I'll stop, if I it 500k ill pay off my mortage and debts, then buy an Audi R8

If ill make a million, ill switch the R8 to lambo.

>>5218085
>not even a HSV

>>5218085
Ausbro spotted

>>5217946

sexy

>>5217877
It depends on your definition of making it. If I really made it I would buy like 5 cars because why not.

If I just become a borderline millionaire let's say I would buy two cheap used cars, one fun and one comfy and put serious bank into a house or apartment like pic related. The reason is that most of the time you are actually outside the car, so spending money on it is useless.

The rest of my life would be mostly the same (currently in college but no debt so can do anything with it)

>>5217946
>literally blacked out for a split-second when they floored it
you must be very ill lol

>>5218006
$100 gets you 24 hrs companionship
Hookers don't care about your looks anon, they only care about their payout

>>5217877
Nice try fiat man, better luck next time

>>5217877
>911
>Cabriolet
Have you considered suicide to improve the world?

An old beater. I just want a fucking home that u can rent some rooms to some cholos and work part time.

This

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/btr-60-8#currency=USD

I can already purchase one with my gains but i wanna hit 100k before I cash any significant amount out.

Also, anyone have any fucking idea how much it would cost for me to import this into the states? Otherwise it's street legal

>>5218205
Yes, many times

My aryan GF

>>5217877
An apartment in Medellin. You can get a luxury apartment with all the bells and whistles, within walking distance of the best restaurants, bars, parks, and whore houses for under $150,000 and under $200/month for taxes and condo fees. Plus the average daily temperature is 62-76° and women aren't spoiled, narcissistic cunts like they are here in the USA.

>>5217909
This, my dude. Someday soon (once I 6x my portfolio) I'll finally be a free man. Can't wait

If I make it fuckin' goodbye wage/debt slavery. Imma pay the house off, make my grill quit her job and then have her make sammiches and take loads full time. She can then have and raise my children so I can pass on my European genetics to the next generation, while you nigger rich fucks die alone buying piss yellow hot wheels cars.

>>5217931
Didn't even notice the chains were cigs.

>>5218226
>http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/btr-60-8#currency=USD


Consumption: 58 l/100 km

fuuuuuuuckkkk hahahaha

>>5218164
healthy but had no experience with that kind of speed

adrenaline hit me hard lol

>>5217877
>>5217921
>>5217946
>>5217980
>>5218008
>>5218297
>ITT:anons escape Jewish slavery buy go right back in by purchasing depreciating assets like the niggers they are
I am sickened by you all. transfer all your crypto to me and kyselves. Consumerist fagots.
>>5217996
>>5218007
you smart

>>5218326
>still better than most US cars

>>5218339
but*

>>5218244
So Pablo Escobar was even richer in Colombia?

Will buy two appartments that my mom will manage, meanwhile I'll travel and socialize.

>>5218201
Hmm its an ok price. But i want ti fuck at least 1000 girls to make up for the lost years without

Buy some essentials.

Put the rest in Index Funds, government bonds and some other shits that can net me 5-10% a year.

Have some in the checking account for vacation trips with the gf

>>5217877
I won't buy anything.

I already have a small cozy apartment completely paid off, no debt at all, my cost of living is extremely low (~€5000 / year, and I already get €12000 a year in Neetbux, I just invest the remaining amount into Crypto).

The goal is to cash out about 80% when I reach ~€500,000, and then diversify that in stocks, silver/gold, and potentially upgrade my apartment to a bigger one in a nicer location.

Then I'll just keep living the comfy neet life.

Don't fall for the lambo-land meme, don't waste this free money we're all earning from our digital burger king coins.

>>5218388
what does your mom get out of this?

>>5218429
How long will you risk holding? I'm hoping to hold as well but i fear the crash

>>5218226
Burgers are such fucking idiots! ahahahahahah

kys through your asshole you dumb amerifuck

>>5218110
>>5218114

Holy fuck they put an ls2 in one of these?? KEK

>>5218463
Unless something happens that makes me lose faith in Crypto, I won't cash out.

I will never ever cash out more than 80% either, always leave a bit of Crypto so you don't get left behind if it moons for real.

I believe BTC will hit anywhere between $50,000 and $100,000 before the end of 2018, and if it crashes into the ground, I'll simply buy more and hold for another 5+ years.

€500,000 is my goal because with that amount of money I'll be able to live the rest of my life without having to worry about anything.

Keep in mind my initial investment was very low and I'll be completely fine even if Crypto crashes and burns completely.

>>5218524
ls3**

>>5218553
Wtf I love bogans now (even more)

>>5217979
>Condoms never break.

>>5218201
Fair enough, just for a friendly reminder, there are a bunch of Trans-Hookers in Thailand. As for Cambodia, it isnt my cup of tea, too many pedo there

>>5217877
for me its this. hummer baby and will have the diesel bros mod it up.

>>5218414
That's only $100k in that part of the world. Some people here make that in a day

>>5218546
I think you're forgetting to add inflation on your calculations mate.

If you can live with, lets say, 7000€/year nowadays, you might need around 11000€/year in 10 years to maintain the same lifestyle.

>>5218378
Absolutely, he was worth billions in a city where you can live really comfortably making $800 or less a month.

You could go fuck a prostitute and celebrate with a nice steak dinner afterwards for under $60usd.

And it goes without saying, but the coke is incredible and a fraction of the price here in the USA and you can buy an 1/8 of slightly below mid grade weed for $10. Just keep an eye out for anyone on the streets with a briefcase full of gum, tissues, mints, etc. All of them have drugs if you ask for mota or cocaina.

A ticket out of Venezuela, and some money to begin to settle in Chile.

a clean looking used truck for work

I was looking at a 2012 silverado with 60k on it, it's probably sold by now

probably something like that though

I'm far from having any kind of decent status symbol. My car is all kinds of fucked up. Has a busted out window and a messed up hatch from when I abandoned it on the side of the road driving drunk during a hurricane and someone broke into it. The rear brakes are fucked up and for some reason no mechanic I've taken it to has been able to figure it out.

So I figure I'm a little bit cursed and I need to grind pretty hard before I get anything better. And when I do, I better be a little modest about it

this has been my affordable dream car ever since I first saw it in Gran Turismo

>>5217877
911 is a dream, but Cayman is more than enough for my eccentric needs.

>>5217979
Their aids can melt steel beams lad

>>5218719
>Reply
They're getting harder to find in Japan.

>>5218647
That's why I'll invest like I said in >>5218429

Even so at the current rate €500,000 would last me for 100 years, but it's highly unlikely that I have more than 60-70 years left at best, properly invested this money will last me a lifetime.

I will also likely inherit around €300,000 from my grandparents in the next 5-10 years.

If Crypto keeps mooning I'll be able to keep living the neet life for the rest of my life.

>>5218734
I test drove a cayman

I really dont like the sound. The rear is disgusting with the single exhaust. Should have been quad exhaust at the rear and a better diffuser. I saw a cayman with quad exhaust and I fucking cried because it was so beautiful

>>5217877

I would buy this, rent out my appartment, quit my job and, climb, hike, ski accross europe with my gf

I want a small house with a small gym, a basic as fuck car that gets me from A to B and some videogames

>>5218776
I dunno mate. Porsche's a Porsche. I'd be happy even with a second-hand Boxster or an old 928. Porsche will always turn heads, no matter the model.

this

>>5217877
buy an island.
make it my own country.
buy bomb from North Korea.
???
profit.

if I had like a million, I'd cash out 80% and buy a nice apartment in the city I'm currently living and put the rest into stocks/ETFs. I'd keep working for a while though.

5 million +, i'd do the same as above but quit work and start studiying again for fun. probably computer science/robotics. Shouldn't be too hard with a background in math.

>>5217946
I have a C-Class AMG and they're a great brand/car. I recc

I'd buy me some land in BC Canada, put something like pic related on it and enjoy my life in nature. Spend my days fishing, hunting, working out and working on my microfarm. Everything must be solar powered and I'll use rainwater or some other natural resource. Not paying a dime for something you can get for free.

Far away from all those deluded city socialists and gibsmedats. God my country is retarded.

I'm Belgian by the way.

>>5218546
don't you think that's overly optimistic?

>>5218429
Same. Making money while I sleep and waking up to a comfy day of gamedev is the best feeling. There's nothing I want more than creating my dreams at a cozy pace.

>>5218950
Thought belgium was bourgeois as fuck anon.

Comfy house though, a bit large for me though. Too much upkeep

>>5218787
this is a very nice dream desu anon i hope you make it as i have the same wish

>>5217877
beta car lol

>>5217877
Just bought myself a new Cayman.

What I like about Porsche is they treat you like royalty regardless of the car your buying, even though it was "only" a Cayman I was given it for a weekend with a full tank of fuel and they couldn't do enough for me, after this they then sent me on a track day to better learn the car which was a huge amount of fun and included a delicious 3 course meal. Car gets delivered in March and I can't wait, feels like a childhood dream come true.

I suppose If I did properly make it I'd so buy a GT3.

>>5218998
Bitcoin has went 20x this year alone, if anything that prediction is conservative.

>>5219005
I hope we both reach our goals and remain comfy for the rest of our lives.

>>5219014
Belgium does have beautiful places and me & my friends are middle class folks, which I am very grateful for. But our government never gets anything done, taxes the shit out of you, flooded our country with refugees etc. It's just insane. Also, housing is expensive as fuck here.

I'm not going to pay 350 000 euros for a small house with a small garden when I know there are cheaper and more beautiful places to live in this world.

I've seen things get worse and I'm only 25 years old. I can only imagine how my grandfather feels when he says the whole country has turned to shit, because he's damn right.

>>5219121
Nice! I went to their dealership once. The GT3 looks like a race car in person. Every car was a nice mix of luxury, sport and class. The salesman revved up a 911 Turbo for me and said that if I took a regular 911 to the track it would be more than enough speed.

>>5219121
Classy as fuck. 'Mirin heavily.

I'll buy me an Audi A5.
Bitches love A5's.

>>5219220
Yeah, something to think about/aspire to I guess is that if you ever buy a new Porsche, you get an invite to come along to this:

https://youtu.be/btNOWnjEv5k?t=75

I'm in the UK but I believe they have one in Atlanta now.

>>5219347
I'm in ATL. Enjoy your sweet ride

>>5217946
My father in law has one. Supposed to be pretty rad

>>5219130
but most people are expecting a crash

Kawai CA67, music to my ears, good luck to everyone!

>>5218339
>t. poorfag

If you have 100 million, a lambo is not a problem

of course the niggers here think they can afford these cars with anything less than a 10 million networth

Once BTC is worth 1 million in 5 years i will buy one, not before.

For me making it would be somewhere between 2-3m € . Im halfway there currently. Will cashout 70% probably and buy mortage free house and some basic car. Probably buyung couple apartments also for investment and keep rest of the money in crypto. Oh and first thing that i will do is to pay my mothers and sisters debt away.

>>5219407
A crash is just an opportunity to accumulate more.

Long term Bitcoin will give you good returns, a 10-30% "crash" happens constantly, it means nothing.

>>5217939
>Thailand or Philippines
Enjoy prison or getting murdered because of drugs

>>5219407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hlN2nel5HI

>>5217877
>>5217946
>>5217980
>>5218008
>>5218615


Absolute turbo nigger.

Buy land instead cucks

>>5219471
no i mean a 50-80% crash

>>5218594
There's less than 1% chance to contact aids as a male by penetrating someone with aids. In a case of a broke condom, I'll pull out. also i might just wear very strong condoms or maybe two

>>5218740
i'll just get blowjobs in africa then

>>5219551
I'd welcome an 80% crash, and if it happened i'd buy 10-20 BTC and wait for it to recover within a year or two.

A house, a Lambo of some sort, a Tesla Roadster for daily driving, a fully loaded gaming PC, furniture, and if I have enough, a Shelby Cobra 427.

>>5220035
>unironically planning to buy a shitty lambo
fell for the memes

>>5219407
Are they the people who expected bitcoin to rise to $19k?

A house with room for a garden, and an FJ09. What a noble steed.

>>5220127
Blame Need for Speed Carbon. I'd take an '07 Murcielago in a heartbeat

>>5218950
just lol

bitcoin would need to be worth several millions a coin for any of us to be able to afford that on canada

>>5218809
yes it matters

an old porsche is seen as shit

if you want to turn heads of oldcels buy an old porsche

if you want to turn stacies heads buy a gallardo

I want to buy a home.
Then I want to travel, and study what I want without worrying about outcome.
That's about it.
Why the hell do you people want shitty cars and stuff?

>>5218950
>housing
>BC
Try again.

>>5217877
you cant buy any of this shit after paying 30% tax

This

>>5220224
I don't give a fuck about herpes-ridden roasties. Any Porsche will turn heads, you deluded cuck.
So will your overpriced shitty Lambo, except everyone will automatically assume you're an obnoxious douchebag with a small dick.

>>5220317
try %47 here in spain

i would need 2 million€ to have 1 million € basically which means I need BTC to be worth at least $200k each

any painless ways to kill myself?

>>5220224
If you want to attract Pajeets and Poo in loos buy a Lambo, for posing.

If you actually enjoy driving/care about a racing heritage, any Porsche is good choice, and people still cherish the old air cooled 911s, in fact I've not seen a car get as much attention and goodwill as an old 911. People just seem to really like them.

>>5218776
Cayman S has twin tips, can spec the sports exhaust on the base model for twin tips, or just spec the twin tips themselves. Porsche let you change everything about the car.

>>5219214
Belgium has always been shit. Only good thing about this shit country is no capital gains tax.

>>5220387
>try %47 here in spain

you have no idea what you're talking about

one of these

although I could buy one right now anyway.

>>5220368
>thinks old incel porches will turn heads of anyone beyond other old incels
kys

>So will your overpriced shitty Lambo, except everyone will automatically assume you're an obnoxious douchebag with a small dick.
cope

>>5217877
apartment
clay
education for my future kids
exactly in this order

>>5219551
Yea right. Not going to happen. People would buy the shit out of it then.

>>5220368
>Any Porsche will turn heads, you deluded cuck.
there's a million porsches out there lad no one cares

>>5217877
Porsche is like 2 btc that's some crazy shit

>>5220411
yes I do faggot

anything above 60.000€ gets taxed at %46 or %47 i dont remember exactly

>>5220396
holy shit

nobody gives a fuck about a porsche unless its one of the flashy expensive ones we can't afford

and in any case, a gallardo will turn way more heads than boring ass porsches kys

>>5220200
> bitcoin

Yeah bud, smart money is investing in bitcoin right now... I hope you have a nice stack of the right altcoins, or you’ll be riding your bike to work forever

>>5220567
>altcoin gains

>>5218156
that no railing shit is terrifying

>>5220566
How insecure do you have to be to buy a car just to turn heads.

You must be a Pajeet. They all fucking hire lambos and drive around town posing in them, it's pathetic.

Gallardos are old hat now, if you're going to pretend you know anything about cars at least do some research Azeem.

>>5217877
>>5217946
>>5217980

So you guys are gonna be nigger rich?

>>5220451
you clearly don't understand anything about cars and the value and quality of a brand such as Porsche
you're a literal faggot, kys
>pic related
a whore that will be sucking tyrone's dick behind your back while you're driving your pleb lambo

>>5220616
Nice larp fag, won’t happen

>>5217877
This but Turbo S and an S550 S-Class.

>>5220616
okay sir, that will be 0.00019978btc, plus 0.07 transaction fee, plus 0.0002 tip.

this and I will buy 4chan and shut it down

>>5220616
Litecoin is up 8000% this year and 900% in the last three months.

Probably lease this for few weeks

Stocks and Bonds, investment properties, payoff some debt, maybe try credit lending to diversify further. Then ill keep about 10% to live off for awhile while I specialize into my chosen field.

>>5220753
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/cbovaird/2017/12/18/litecoin-hits-latest-high-climbing-more-than-8000-year-to-date/amp/

>>5220699
good looking girls will always suck chad dicks behind your back but with a lambo at least they will suck your dick too, with a porsche you still be an incel

>>5220872
>unironically satisfied with being a cuck
the absolute state of wannabe lambo owners

>>5220720
>bitcoin's value depends on niggers buying shit with it
kys

also ln for nig tier transactions will solve the problem

>>5220884
Says a lot about the mentality of Pajeets who want to impress women with shiny trinkets.

They know they have nothing else of value to offer.

Not to far from this. Not this color and a s2000 to go with it

Get a really fucking comfy place to live with a good view.

Seriously why does everyone pick a car which you're not even spending much time in? You'll always need to spend time in your crib though.

Get plastic surgery and get a gf
I only hope I can make it happen before I become a wizard

>>5221129
>my vain toy for showing off is better than yours
seriously, fuck off no one cares, I'd rather spend a 50k on a nice car than $10m on a useless apartment

>>5221281

>Buy an apartment complex
>Live off rent
I'm only doing this for my future comfy NEET life. Unless I'm a god at day trading, I know I'll never reach this goal, but this is where it starts.

>>5221129
Most of them are poojeets, arabs, and niggers. Look up what car the billionaire CEO of ikea drives.

>>5217921
I actually did this in 2015 and it made me feel like such a degenerate

>>5221281
enjoy your double-wide, hillbilly

>>5220884
no, just being realistic

your subChad ass is coping thinking you aren't a cuck, guess what, you ARE a cuck

you can only COPE with money, and lambo is a better cope than boring porsches

>>5218339
>a limited supply hyper luxury sportscar
>depreciating
i see you are a fellow buy high, sell low /biz/turd

I WILL own you. A very nice, high quality model. Anyone else gonna buy funs

>>5218520
No fuck you faggot im a soviet immigrant living in the states as a citizen now. My parents left Ukraine so their son can live the American dream buy buying LSD and Armored Personnel Carriers with crypto

#MAGA

more cat food

>>5220749
My fucking nigga

Already have my apartment paid off
Would just stop working and a few days of the week do some charity work
I would like to learn another language, instruments and maybe some day write my own novel

>>5218429
you won life, while you're not the richest, your life seems so free and stable, and you seem to be in harmony with yourself. Good luck anon

Help my mom and dad retire

>>5217877
GTS is the right choice for a collectors item
you just don't want it to be a cabriolet tho

>>5217877
This one to support me country. Also a big ass House in the woods, or a appartement at the beach.

Early 2000s Buick Regal GS
or just finally finish my dumb project car.
I don't need or even want a lambo

>>5219337
that's an A7 bro
audi's are FWD so by definition it's shit

>>5218546
where are you from?

in spain if you cash out more than 60.000€ you have to pay %47 taxes

its insane

i need 2 fucking millions to have 1 million basically

cant win

>>5217877
>wasting money on a land vehicle

>>5221657
buying supercars with a networth < 25m is retarded

>>5217877
one of these

Subaru outback

>>5218809
what sad, poor part of the world do you live in where porsches "turn heads"? I see like three every day, they're boring status cars driven by lawyers in the midst of their midlife crisis.

Pic very much related.

It's fucking step one of the dream. When I acquire this car, I know i'll be at a level whereby I can start a separate business with proper funding.

>>5217963
>>5218029
Ukraine is nice
>let me know if you ever want to go anon, I'm Ukrainian

>>5223462
I think expensive cars are for faggot anyway but so much this lol

>>5217971
this

>>5219214
I'm German and for me everything is exactly how you decribe it, with one difference: A house in my hometown will cost AT LEAST 1 Million Euros. It's madness.

Go to the Philippines and find a wife. Spend my life traveling the world.

in the woods on the mountains with a nice view

Stage 3 Block, Machined heads, Process West Top mount intercooler larger turbo, air oil separator, new fuel pump, carbon fiber drive shaft, re-enforced mounts, race bucket seats, brembos all around, and hours on the dyno to tune it.

>>5217993
god portlands a shit hole though

>>5217877

>>5220441
nice

>>5224244
I miss my Scoob

>>5217993
oh how much dick
could one cu.ck suck

>>5224302
;___; you'll make it in time for the FA2XDIT STI. Chin up my dude

Unironically nothing specific.

Money is unrealized freedom. Owning things drags you down. Liberate yourself from wanting to own things.

>>5218429

Anon, I completely agree. I live in a shitty country, the only thing that I want to do with my magic money is to live a stable life. Fuck the lambo meme.

>>5217877
Nothing. I’m just going to quit working forever. God damn the fantasy of walking out of this office forever as everyone stares at me in disbelief has me at full erection right now

>>5223612
Are you a pimp, Anon?

>>5217921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

>>5218429
You should buy a tank to defend your country from Muslim invasion

I am going to go to a antiques Arms and Armour auction at Christies and blow at least 100k creating a private collection. That is literally all, after that I'm going to continue living exactly as I have been living, don't even know how to drive and don't intend to learn so no need for a car.

Current progress: 440k/1.5MM.

>pic related goes for about 5000 GBP at one of those auctions.

>>5224487
How much $$$ have you accumulated so far, Anon?

>>5217877
Dude what are you even thinking you must legitimately be broke, just lease the fucking thing it’s not that bad

>>5217877
Honestly bro. I want a nice car too but it really attracts the wrong kind of friends.

Sure an expensive new car would be really nice, but what I really want is a cheap beaten up work van something like pic related, just for fun. I just want to be able to use it carelessly and kinda "blend in" with poorfolk. Also I have this weird fantasy of showing up with that kinda car to pick up my friends and having them be all confused like "dude why the fuck did u buy that?? if I had money I'd buy blah blah blah" and I'll be like "haha cuz I want to ;)". Just the fact that I have the means to buy an expensive car but choose to buy something that is extremely the opposite of a nice car makes me warm inside. Is there a name for that kind of fetish?

>>5218661
You don't know how latín countrys work
I'll give you 3 months before you get kidnapped and they take everything you have

>>5225386
I'd buy some property in ohrid. And open up a small bar . Also c63 AMG

>>5225432
Yeah . It's like crushing their hopes. My friend did that. He bought a yugo

House near beach and multiple 10 year old boys to fuck

Why would you buy ANYTHING unless you have maximized your utility first?

Warren Buffett said: "money has no utility to me". That is the goal right there, to have as much utility as humanly possible/ as much utility as you humanly need.

The Tesla Model X is the maximum utility car in the world:

Car is one of the fastest cars in the world, giving you more time utility

The Model X is literally the safest car in the world, giving you more life utility by keeping you safe during crashes and preventing crashes.

Tesla cars will soon be able to drive for you, saving you on Brain Energy utility

You can hold 5-7 people in one car, giving you more utility with friends.

Uses Electricity instead of gas, paving the way for future cars to provide the maximum Eviromental utility. If humans run out of energy, we all die.


To get a car that purposely has shitty utility, any dangerous, 2 person car, is to act like a caveman. Cavemen did not have bank accounts or money, so the only way to signal wealth to potential mates was to develop a costly signal that proves you have some wealth. If a signal is costly and hard to fake, women can rest assured that you have enough wealth to display the signal while still being alive and healthy.

So if you have money, why on earth would you ever think about buying a caveman car unless you have already purchased a sensible car? Get the Tesla first, act like you got some sense.

>no open bed truck

/biz/ is a bunch of eurocuks apparently.

>>5225792
That gay is ugly as shit.

>>5225969
*car lmao

>>5225619

kys podesta

>>5225969
that gay? Are you retarded or just a pajeet?

>>5225792
>electric car
>let's go for a drive across the country
>let me first map out every charging station
>woops we're out of charge between stations
>let me just run to the nearest gas station to get a jerrycan of electricity
>fucking dead
nice car

>>5225436
It's no less safe to live in Colombia as it would be in New Orleans, Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, etc. Are there dangerous areas of Colombia? Yes, it's mainly in the rural areas of the country and every city has ghettos and crime, but if you have the slightest bit of street smarts, it's incredibly easy to avoid getting into any trouble. Plus I speak Spanish, so it's getting around and talking to people isn't an issue.

In Medellin especially, they actually like having gringos there and use the word as a term of endearment and not as an insult like the shit hole that is Mexico.

>>5218293
What are you in for?

>>5219585
nigga you need to be fucking raped and killed if you think blowjobs can't give you aids

>>5219585
>>5227138
+1
also if you think two condoms are "stronger" than 1 i fucking hope you're trolling anon

>>5227097
Not in prison, just a corporate wageslave

>>5217877

>>5219415
>not getting a steinway & sons

>>5225088
What happens when you shoot it? Blows up in your face?

>>5224230
nice culturally marxist architechture faggot

>>5223505
>muh business

you will lose money

save that money and keep it on BTC instead of on that shitty car so you'll be rich in 5 years

>>5220636
only an autist would think "gallardos are old"

its the porschefags here arguing that porches turn heads

lmao

gallardo all the way if you want to flex car wise

if you are a carcel then buy your porsche, but be aware: no one cars, beyond odlcels and in general other carcels

a car is only useful to

1) move from a to b
2) be flashy, so the young beautiful girls want your dick
3) enjoy the driving experience

A house in Japan, alta Utah, and some place in the southern hemisphere where it dumps snow and live out my deep powder fantasies the rest of my life, maybe portillo Chile. Probably have my own private heli as well with its own pilot.

>>5223612
I'll be sure to let you know

Tell me about the hookers. Do they have hairy pussies some of them? I only fuck women with hairy pussies.

for me it's the McChicken

>>5217877
not buying a vintage model.

pleb.

>>5218787
shitting in the woods gets old quickly.

>>5217877

friends switch up when u in da benz truck.

>>5228616
I would never spend so much on a car made by nonwhites

>>5218793
First realistic guy on /biz

>>5218583
You can also get a supercharged LSA.
If I were rich I'd be getting one of these
>Supercharged LS9
>Only 300 made
>Comes from factory with semi slicks

I'm going to buy a mig 29 if I win

>>5220623
theres glass

>>5227868
i know right

>>5218226
UHH GUYS living in one of these military vehicles with a ton of space for less costs than a car is a genius idea right?

>>5229226
And it has a gun

>>5225792
If by utility you mean cock blocking