/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51718982
Kek baggies

Niggers tounge my anus

Go away crab!

1st for baggot

>>51718991
I did not consider whether or not my buy order considers a future split and will automatically cuck me. Does anyone know what typically happens?

Ursa Major

That piece of shit BLUE is finally doing something

>>51719014
>get out of the market

>>51719015

I bought more gme

What will be the event sending the VIX to +45 ?

Get fucked bears. Hope you all die of anal hemorrhage

Come on, we all know it's going to end green today.

>>51719014
Fakest, gayest, little dick grab i have ever seen.

>>51719014
The way you crab it, I can’t believe it
It’s too good to be true, I ain’t ever seen CRAB LIKE DAT

all hail the new world leader

As part of the 1000-post plan, I will personally put every baker into the oven

>>51719036
Not going to happen when bulls are the ones getting poundeddd....................ddddddddddddddddd

>>51719008
A skeleton that big must've been incredibly expensive. Long PRTY.

We eating good today PLTRbros

>>51719014
Boring

I told you to buy PLTR

>>51719031
I shorted more gme

>be actually competent employee
>other wagies decide that means I can do their work for them too

RETL bros who bought the dip this morning, when we selling?

>>51719049
Z

>that sudden spy swing
kek wtf

>>51719056
Built for BGC

Bros, I'm concerned. Should I go cash gang? I'm holding power generation and natural gas.

Any good discords out there?
I need help

it's so easy bros, it's just like video games except I get real money for making the right guesses

>>51718982
Prepare your anus, bobo.
It's about to get fisted.

>>51718982
Why is the Euro crashing?

>>51719031
You know what's going to happen, and you know you deserve it, my son.

>>51719087
>Should I go cash gang?
yes- best decision you could make... also the most boring.

>>51719091
Turn to Jesus Christ, fren.
It's all the help you need.

>>51719091
>discord
Ngmi

>>51719091
Copy trading is actually worse than being a new shitter. Just quit this and do indexes

>>51719091
>discord
gtfo zoomer

>>51719075
I reduced my GME shorts to short BBBY harder instead
less of a cult and even faster collapse

>>51719108
2nd this.

>>51719087
Buy 1-3 months treasuries you biatchhhhhhhh.

>>51719100
Inflation came in at 9.97% instead of the expected 9.7%.

>>51719100
Europe is kill
also Germs spending like 200 billions for inflation relief i think

today's best stock pairing for bulls

PLTR and AMRS

thank me later

>>51719121
Peace be with you, fren.

>>51719091
Dont you have a ton of your own agent smith?

BOTTOM. CONFIRMED.

the multi generational quad bottom is in bros

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/Aeva-Strengthens-Its-Board-of-Directors-with-Three-New-Leaders/default.aspx

Palantir chads... we won...

>>51719143
Yeaaahhhh I don't think so.....

>>51719153
AMRS too man you are missing out +20% is not a joke and this stock did it many times on green days

I was shilling it here since 2.95 and its already at 3.06

Did anyone buy MDB ten minutes ago when I said to buy it?
Because if you did you would have made 3.5% instantly.

>10:30
>retarded pump starts again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS FUCKING SHIT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I THOUGHT FED STOPPED FUCKING BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51719142
This pump is weak... come on mumu come up and get a breath of air. You will need it next month.

>ODTE Calls printed at 75% gain

It's just that easy

>>51719164
Love you fellow PLTR chad but I have a strict rule against biochem stocks

>>51719091
>discords
Sorry, I am a heterosexual male.

>>51719087
You can hold Nat Gas if you bought early enough, but if you bought late it may be time to reconsider holding

>>51719157
>hot PCE print
>still green
looks like a bottom to me

That was quick

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbPAt1_vc4

Why is the hangseng doing better than mutt500

>>51719157

>>51719087
>>51719196
Holding a ton but I'm confused as to theyre plan. They clearly manipulated the market into a dump (least for gas and oil). Then the nordstrom poopline got got...

Still think theres an ungodly pump looming, I feel it in my GUT.

MOTHERFUCKING OOOOOOOO SERS.

can somebody please explain why the fuck are we pumping

>>51719206

OHHHH...... MMMMMYYYYYY GAAAWWWWDDDDDDDD WE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP'

>>51719197

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY STOP THIS GREEN WAVE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'Ssssssssssssssssss NOT A BULL MARKET IT"S A COW MARKET BECAUSE THESE BULLS JUST GOT MADE INTOOoooooo AAAA BITCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

>>51719241
Because the PCE report was nice.

>>51719234
Fuck you for reminding me I'm getting heemed on MCD and I can't see my favorite feedee.

Why haven't you invested in AI technology that keeps goblinos out of America ans that helps determine the best places to drone strike civilians?

Who cut the balls off TQQQ? wasnt very nice!

>>51719241
another bull trap in the making

>>51719241
Because Fed is buying again. After they said they'd be selling.

This is just pure fucking clown market I'm so fucking done with this shit, no one wants to just let it fucking ride to the bottom and actually heal the market, they just want to keep propping up this retarded fucking scam up.

>>51719243

Who do I contact to get a refund on my SOXL investment? Daisy isn’t responding

>>51719251
PMI came in fucking awful don't pretend it was PCE.

>>51719241

>>51719266
Just sell puts and calls

>>51719241
KANGaroo market
yesterday was turbo red, so it's probably a small-to-medium relief rally

>>51719241
payday. predditors are slurping the dip before the next dip.

>crabbing so violently that it's gone from green to red to green 6 times in an hour
what a stable system we have

>>51719265
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck it... I'm going going about 20% into tulip bulb futures

>>51719298
>crabbing so violently
This is the lamest, gayest, smallest, crabbing ever. WTF are you on about anon?

>>51719301
Better than onion futures.

Think I just longed the top

took my PLTR profit. done for the day. good luck, gentlemen.

>>51719317
I thought onions futures were illegal?

trolololo

>>51719087
seething lol

>>51719326
I think I just shorted another technical bottom that will only not be a bottom because of fucking government intervention ONCE A FUCKING GAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>1200 rent in LA
1/2

>>51719241
You know why. The same two reasons for everything. Picrel and jews

>>51719340
Shhh, do you want the SEC on our ass?

I don't really know what to buy. I think I'm going to go cashgang for a bit.

>>51719241
big money is buying more short positions
historically the stock market performance during fall/winter months is weaker

"Why yes, I did just buy ODTE calls on BBBY only to take profits and put them into long term BBBY puts, thank you for asking"

>>51719358
I meant onions not onions.

hello MMs, yes its me bobo, dump it

>>51719352
How do I short professional women?
2/2

>>51719352
Lifehack to living in basedjak.jpg big city shitholes is actually renting office spaces and such and living in them. Much cheaper than apartment.

>>51719340
in the synagogue back room you can trade anything.

>>51719367

>exuberant cows
>people still calling for bottoms

You haven't even made up that massive cliff from wednesday lmao let alone the 9 months prior to that

>>51719344
for some reason I thought it was always just federal loans. didnt' realize they changed it

>>51719383
So I should rent out cubicles to people like this?

>>51719348
youre fine- chill.

>>51719367
Welcome to /smg newfag and best of luck

>>51719344
>They found a way to fuck up giving people free money

>>51719367
Yeah I get you. My point is if we know they're illegal they're more likely to prosecute. And if other people ITT know, then they're more likely to snitch us out for a whistleblower reward.

Now, how much will you bid for a delivery of 100,000 pounds in December?

>>51719385
Fuckin word filters baka desu senpai.

>>51719377
>>51719352
>bragging about being a rent cuck living with a roomate
Weird flex...

>>51719390
>You didn't hedge out your risk for todays obvious pump
>You aren't devlish enough to buy cheepo tqqq calls odte to protect yourself
NGMI

FUCK CARVANA

>>51719367
onions you say??
we're cornering the onions market again?
I'll be the Sam Siegel to your Vincent Kosuga

>>51719367
Well which is it? Onions or onions?

>>51719367
kek

>>51719390
>You haven't even made up that massive cliff from wednesday lmao let alone the 9 months prior to that
watch and learn

>>51719380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE

>>51719425
FUNIONS! IM ALL IN ON FUNIONS!

ALMIGHTY

BITCOIN

PAMPUUUUUU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bart forming on UK 10 year bonds (gilts)
Oops I did it again

>>51719459
God, the 90s were wild.

>>51719464
calm your tits we're all green

>>51719470
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51719367
>onions

>>51719415
I could never go back to having a roommate. I've had a couple people ask over the last year and I responded with a hard no. There are some days I wake up where I'm just in a mood where if anyone even made so much as a peep I would want to cut their heads off. Then I remember what it's like to have a roommate and I thank Christ I can afford to live alone.

so, what are you watching or listening to while the market is trying to figure who to flush out of their positions today?

>>51719367

Funny how the Aussie futures are pumping despite the dow being flat

>>51719390
ok bro you sit there waiting for the market to make an ATH before you invest
actually dont be in a hurry, you could join the hallowed numbers of investors who were shouting in 2019 that the problems of 2008 were never fixed and we're due a reckoning

>>51719519
YouTube shorts like a faggot. I just read that feminists are seething over the movie Blonde. Might get a free trial for Netflix just to watch it. If women hate it, it must be good.

>US AND UK SANCTION RUSSIA CENTRAL BANK CHIEF ELVIRA NABIULLINA
>>51719519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_27sqxOk83E
I think gold is the equity/election play here and then short everything going into 2023

why is the worst month of the year green in its last day

>>51719377
I don't get why Americans are so proud to never leave the house. People in general have been almost completely neutered.

>>51719470
>We did it we removed the white man from his own native land... Oh fuck.

>>51719553
Does ADA get naked in it?

>>51719564
Wait til the end

>>51719461
I wish real women were as thin as anime girls. Least our food stocks will do well.

>>51719564
yom kippur next week fellow gentile

>>51719241
Dumping makes as much sense. It's crab market now, bitch

>>51719514
I live with my brother, given the scarcity of marriageable women these days we’ve thrown our lot in together. But he travels for work a lot so probably half the time I have the house to myself, it’s max comfy.

>>51719564
>green
wow you all have been desensitized.

PPT in full force at SPY 363.50 - 364.00

>>51719564
you know the answer

>>51719470
Just BOE bailing out Englands pension funds who've been trading leveraged divies and are inches away from going tits up.

>>51719359
Buy cheap indexes while everyone else is being retarded.

>>51719276
It was a nice report. It showed that we are fixing things. Next month will be even better because beef prices were so low in September.
I bought sirloin steak for $3.99/lb.
I can buy NY strips right now for $5.33/lb.

>>51719578
Built for JFK and BGC

>>51719617
PLTR SISTERS!

>>51719578
I hope so.

in case you missed it, our guy tony d. is suggesting that the market won't bottom until the 2year peaks, at least according to data going back to 1960.

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2022/09/29/when-markets-unravel-central-banks-capitulate-says-canaccord-genuitys-tony-dwyer.html

>all these scam pumps followed by giant red dildos
fucking jews

>>51719564
kek I literally bought short positions yesterday
IT ALWAYS HAPPENS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

>>51719640
It's not a scam, fren.
This is just the beginning.

>>51719359
Go cash and wait for treasuries to finsish rising and grab some bond portfolio going. Or buy super cheap megas like apple and amazon. Both of which I think can dip below $100 though so buy slowly.

>>51719634
Fuck it, I'm buying puts on QQQ.

>>51719654
Time is a flat circle my man.

>>51719632
anon I really wouldn't buy pltr if i was you.

>>51719632
You should have bought MDB instead.
Look at it. Just look at it.

The dow is flat yet the asx futures are going through the roof....something else must be boosting Aussie futures but no idea what it is

>>51719669
> go cash
> miss 30% premarket pump when President Biden announces that Europe is now US colony
Do you guys even know anything about investing?

>>51719685
I have 1/19/24 $10 calls. There is literally almost nothing to worry about at the price I bought them.

>>51719640
are any mumus actually believing in these green dildos? seems like larp to me. MMs need to take their pre lunch poopy dump

We're gonna crab up all day and then panic dump in the last 15m, aren't we?

How do I cope with the fact that I won't be as smart as my coworkers simply because I've a stupid brain?

>>51719713
>is now

>/smg/
>not one mention of tsla giga pump
I guess baggie really did sell at a loss

I woke up late today, guess I can't do anything for today

>>51719725
Stop making me nervous bobo u gonna make me sell this I've worked hard for 20 mins holding this thing

>>51719750
Hmm. I guess I don't blame Hernan Cortez so much.

>>51719714
That was very smart.
You are a smart person.

>>51719714
It's a very overambitious technology. I am surprised with the typical rightwing skepticism of social sciene/government capability that any of you are bullish on it.

Regardless of politics, it's technology can't deliver what it promises.

>>51719685
No no anon, let them learn. Let their portfolio meet one of the highest paid CEOs in the country. He'll be happy to have their money.

If you are not reloading your shorts today, you are going to lose money. Its end of the month and rebalancing for certain pension funds so they're going to pump it today and tomorrow we begin Red October

Red October

>>51719740
become the excel guy

>>51719775
> this person is in charge of tech used by US intelligence

>>51719755
i guess we are filling yesterdays gap down today? recession cancelled?

>>51719780
It's closed tomorrow

>>51719780
Nope.
We've had enough bobo bullshit.

>>51719514
I threw my roommate out after he locked me out of the apartment to get his dick wet with some twink in the living room. Three people immediately asked if they could move in and I told them I’ll never have a roommate again unless I’m sleeping with them. I can’t stand stupid bullshit like a roommate dropping a dog on you one day because “I couldn’t refuse the opportunity”. The dog was a little monster, and the twink incident put me over the edge

SPX is forming a falling wedge on the daily chart in addition to a double bottom with the June lows. It's looking like we are going to pump starting next week and reach at minimum 3,800 (Fib Retracement level) over the next 2-3 weeks. A 50/50 possibility exists that we may reach 4,200 (Another Fib Retracement level) going into the New Year and into January-February in a fake pump "Return To Normal" that fools every permabulltard and boomer praying they can still retire. Fed is going to continue raising rates and the market has become desensitized to any Fed policy moves, everything going forward is going to be purely technical and psychological.

These are rough price level and time frame estimates so use discretion but I literally haven't lost any money all year swinging different reversals and trend changes. Also, pic related is kind of fucking true (I've back tested going back 15 years and it's more like 75% accurate depending on how tight your criteria is) which is funny because even in my 11 years in the markets I have never been able to formulate something so retardedly simple that works most of the time that serves as a general rule of thumb for what to expect. Again, everything is based of a rough estimates and probabilities so don't think things are binary, you'd be surprised at how miserable your life is going to be if you view things as black and white. Anyway, good luck I'm off on vacation. I'll see you guys probably never again because this place fucking sucks.

>>51719780
>Red october
You mean flat october

>>51719800
Yup seeing this makes me think it's gonna be Green October

>>51719780
It is going to be an extremely red october according to the HOOOOOOOOKED guys vids over the last few days.

He's actually been spot on just about every day.

>>51719796
I hope

feels good having closed my shorts at the exact bottom tick of aapl

>>51719813
see you tomorrow

Are boomerang employees bullish

>>51719813
Thank you, I wish there were more posts like yours.

>>51719813
>I'll see you guys probably never again because this place fucking sucks.

>>51719796
not so fast

>>51719813
I really hope you die

>>51719813
>SPX is forming a falling wedge on the daily chart
stopped reading there

>>51719849
I wouldn't hire those little faggots back. Fuck you, I replace with with Pradeep. Go work at McDonald's.

BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO

>>51719772
Tesla doesn't deliver either but look at it. Where is the truck and model s boosters. The key is to talk a big game.

>>51719886
dump it

>>51718982
yesterday I bought SPXL at the bottom but then I sold half before close. Today I almost bought it back at open when it was low but this market turn at every moment. At least I am green

Fuck spics and ragheads

>>51719876
Same, TA fags induce so much cringe that I simply cannot handle it anymore.

>>51719889
I ultimately think musk's autism is going to get his demise. The shit he posts on Twitter is highly unusual for a CEO to be doing and he eventually is going to reveal his full power level in public and screw himself.

>>51719905
I'm bull and I agree with this statement. I'm getting my paycheck next week and I would hate nothing more than market going up before I do.

>>51719886
im wanting a rally- but this is the lamest shit what are you on about?

>>51719931
BOBO BLOWN THE FRICK OUT
HOW WILL BEARTARDS EVER RECOVER
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No cap fr bobos line will probably keep going down but it's kind of obvious how there'll at least be a short bear rally the coming days/week fr

>>51719910
It's superstition if you ask me. Mostly schizophrenic

>>51719886
>rally led by the NASDAQ

Lmao, that won’t last. At best we crab today. I hope you’re all reloading puts

>>51719800
i know that but October 1st is tomorrow

>>51719908
Actually the datamining is going to be used against you and not some sandniggers.

this market wants higher

thank you bitcoin for leading the way

>>51719796
You tell me.

What should Jabbies spend their money on before its too late?

https://banned.video/watch?id=633436ad7f97ef1f920ff006

>>51719958
>reloading puts
its either that or recession cancelled and my long bags will say thanks to the eurocucks for their sacrifices this winter

>>51719946
If people are going to use market prediction pseudoscience, at least use what the billionaires use and use astrology.

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HHAPPENING

>wake me up when september ends
>green day

pottery

>>51719889
>check PLTR webstie
>single pain of glass
>full stack
>enterprise wide decision optimization
>machine learning
>compliant/best practices
>process automation

Bitch, this is literally every single cyber security company at BlackHat, all 700 of them, since 2016. Most bloated industry in tech. And your shitstock has zero differentiation other than flashy graphics and a nerd nostalgia name.

>>51719979
>at least use what the billionaires use and use astrology.

Do not be tempted by false profits and satanic future seers. There is a special place in hell for them.

>>51719153
>>51719908
>>51719059
>>51719073
>>51719134
>>51719258
>>51719632
I'm new anons, bought PLTR at 7.60 and 8.03.
How high are we going in say, 5 years from now?
Should I just keep buying every month?

good morning /smg/

Come on pump it more, burn those bears and then dump it again, everyone must be fucked

>>51720000
Ok quad master, I'll take your advice this time.

>>51719977
I’m currently sitting in Germany. JFC the Germans love to crank the heat when it’s just a little cold out. I brought warm clothes expecting gas rations, but I’m fucking melting everywhere I go here. Short Germany because they’re wasting their gas supply

>>51720005
Hey cat
Fuck CVNA

BOBO's It's OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>51720005
...its not a good morning fren

>>51720005
>file name

I hope you feel better Key Key

>>51719813
Kill yourself.

>>51719634
>2 year is currently peaking

>>51720032
I'am here to help. Jesus saves, God has a plan for all of us and it is good- trust it.

>>51719992

>>51720005
Howdy puurdner.

>>51719958
Last day of Q3 window dressing

>>51719813
yesterday was red, futures were red, green today. nice thanks for that post anon

RIP my TSLA puts

>>51719816
He meant Octobear

>>51720087
There is a-lot going on in this image...

>>51719992
kek, thanks mate, made me laugh

>>51720105
Are you alright, friend? Here, look at these nice nature impressionism paintings.

PLEASE LET ME REDEEM

uht oh

Don't tell me you believe this pump?

>>51719998
How many of the 700 helped kill bin laden

>>51720000
czeched.

>>51720003
I'd slow down around 11-13 and ride it out. We have at least a year if not more of Ukraine shit and if China invades Taiwan we are golden.

Congrats to the bulls, you are now back yesterdays' midprice...............way to go lil champ, way to go

>>51720003
yes anon how does 900 per share sound

>>51720003
How's $0 sound?

someone please short TSLA back to $265

>>51720087
>>51720113
Alright I'll bite, what's the website?

Guys... no one in the world wants to slurp stocks. We.are.so.fucked.

>>51720000
It’s all been predetermined

>>51720144
I think bulls will test 380 next week and then we'll have our great crash just in time to add to all other October crashes

>>51719367
They did not tell you?

>>51720172
If you WEREN'T slurping, then you're a tiny little weakling, who will never make it.
WEAK!
WEAK!

>>51720034
Sounds like that paradoxical undressing phenomenon when hypothermia gets really bad and people start stripping off their clothes. Or when hyperinflation hits and everyone compulsively spends money on anything and everything.

Some kind of animal brain or death drive takes over.

>>51720171
google for david soxl, its his company making these

Now we trend down while the Jews take their lunch break.

Buy netflix puts now

>>51720185
reasonable

>>51720206
I'll slurp when SPY bottoms out at 310

>>51720208
>when hyperinflation hits
will there still be puts and calls to trade?

>>51720173
>It’s all been predetermined
Yes... but not in that text. Be careful anon, i dont think you understand what you are dabbling in...

>>51720185
October is historically a flat toss of a coin month

Reminder that western hedge funds shorted gold when Asia is buying it all near $1690 price anyway.
Reminder that western exchanges are going empty at insane rate and shorters will be beclowned.

wtf is max limit of image replies

>>51720197
Don't be cute, you roody-poo.
>Image limit reached

>>51719102
Don't post /fat/her here. I don't want to confess my goyslop sins right now.

WHY ARE WE PUMPERINOING AAAAAAAAAA

>captcha: 2XFAGV

>>51720244
I thought that was just me...

>>51720223
strike/exp? I think everything is about to giga dump

>>51720219
The pump wasn't built on anything. It was just contracts being filled.

>>51720236
Yes, but only if you pass your broker's new test on understanding rho.

>can't post my goyslop
It's joever

>>51720244
>>51720258
>he doesn't have infinite image reply capability

kwab

I've been short Tesla ever since the triple top at 313$ and I haven't sold yet. Feels good not to be a day trader worrying about these mini bumps. Gonna close the short in October, whether we hit bottom or not.

>>51720244
It mean this is the last /smg/ thread ever. Been nice chatting with you boys. Good kick out there.

sorry kids i shorted PLTR its trending down so bad

>>51720244
uh oh

>>51720278
See you on the other side. Remember, Jesus Saves.


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>>51720092
Futures were in between green and crab all night

>>51720244
>i'm being a newfag and no one can stop me

>>51720240
It’s good prose so I just like to post it, first surfaced about 10 years ago

>>51720278
F and S.

>>51720285
>i shorted PLTR
same. shorting more today

Are we gonna start baking new breads at the image limit now?

>>51720294
Maybe they have been lurking for years and just started posting... You shouldn't assume shit.

>>51720266
We close above the daily high.
You know this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

<pink wojak removed. max limit reached>

>>51720262
Ive got mine out 2 weeks bought 242/240 spread
Had em for a few days, were almost back at where I bought em since them theve gone to 40% profit a few times already
Im looking for 50%

>>51720319
>thisniggacantbeserious.png

>>51720235
WEAKLING!

>>51720317
No, we'll just start using ASCII art instead.
/\
( / @ @ ()
\ __| |__ /
-/ " \-
/-| |-\
/ /-\ /-\ \
/ /-`---'-\ \
/ \

>>51720319
bro..............

lmao these threads really make a new low everytime. THIS SHIT SUCKS (just imagine pic)

Market couldnt even manage a meaningful pump on Friday.... not a good sign IMO

el barto

>>51720345
I like this theme

>>51720267
>rho
based, you thinking that's going to have a greater effect on option prices? And does that mean increased volatility in bond yields? Can there be a new VIX to calculate that vol? Can there be puts and calls on that new VIX? I'm just riffin here man, this bobo just redeemed his martingale put position and is flyin high on dopamine atm

>>51720334
Kek
/Img/ laughing high pepe /img/

>>51720345
There's already too much AI generated goyslop as is

pinkwojak.jpg>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51720341
>He didn't serve his mandatory 2 year lurk period

My current pic is what I think about your posting anon

Bear choking bull.jpg

>Oil's back in the green

>>51720366
It was supposed to be a crab but I forgot 4channel is gay about leading spaces.

>>51720370
It's a Greek that usually doesn't matter because lol ZIRP. In hyperinflation, you're talking at least a few percent a day for interest rates/inflation. Hence, it starts to matter.

>>51720375
Please stop running that meme into the ground.

>>51720351
I agree, let's all shut down our computers and go to sleep. I'm pretty tired.

Should i long NATGAS?

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new

>>51720328
I don't care about the day to day shit anyway. The only time I care is if I am buying which I am not today.

>>51720410
>Please stop running that meme into the ground.
It's an instant classic, like "based" it will never be worn out.