/biz/ - Business & Finance

IMAGINE

>>51714023
Wtf happened to our money bros

THINK

>>51714141
looks like a middle finger haha

I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN

VISUALIZE

I started trading about two years ago. Most of that time was spent working on different strategies and research. How am I doing?

>>51714171
Byron wont let it happen. Spx to 5k EOY

PONDER

>>51714180
way better than most, way better than me.

WATCH

>>51714027
>>51714141
>>51714171
>>51714205
>>51714224
These are p&d shit stocks, anon. What's your point.

>>51714180
nice bro. have you been shorting much this year? what was your strat

LEARN

So is the world going to end or what?

YO NIGGUH, JONNY FAT HANDS,
I GOT DIS QUESHTION TO AKS YA N SHEET.
I GOT DIS QUESHTION THAT I B THINKIN BOUT N I BEEN WANTN TO AKS YA N SHEET.

K, SO HERE IT GO:

SO I WAS AT COMMIEFORNIA FOR A WEEK N SHIT, RITE?
SO I WAS AT COMMIEFORNIA FOR WORK N SHEET FOR LIKE A WHOLE WEEK N SHEET.

SO YA, I WAS STAYIN N DIS HOTEL N SHEEETTT.
SO I WAS STAYIN N THIS HOTEL, RITE?

N THEN I WAS THINKN BOUT YA BEIN A DUMBASS JANNY N ALL THAT, K?
SO IT WAS LIKE 2AM, N I WAS THINKIN, “THAT NIGGUH JONNY FAT HANDS B A JANNY N HE CLEAN UP POOPOO N SHEEEEIIIITT.”

SO YA, I WAS AT DIS HOTEL IN CALIFORNIA AT 2AM N THINKIN BOUT HOW YA CLEAN UP POOPOO N SHEEEEEETTT…
SO I WENT OVER TO THERE PUBLIC RESTROOM THING BY THE LOBBY N POOPOO’D ON DA FLOOR.
YA, I JUS WENT TO PUBLIC RESTROOM OF HOTEL BY TH LOBBY N SHEET, JUS DROPPED MY PANTS N POOPOO’D ON TH FLOOR N SHEEEEEIITT

SO MY QUESHTIN BE LIEK THIS:
HOW COMES THE POOPOO WAS CLEANED UP ALREDY BY THE TIME I WOKE UP N SHEEETTT????

LIKE, I GOT UP AT 2PM DA NEXT DAY LIKE NORMAL, RITE?
N THE POOPOO WAS NOT ON THE FLOOR?
HOW COMES THE POOPOO WAS NO LONGER ON THE FLOOR N SHEEEEEIIIIT??

I LIKE DONT DO WORK OR NO NOTHIN TILL AT LEAST 5PM N SHEET.
SO SOME NIGGA B THE JANNY N SHEEEEET, RITE?
HOW COMES THE POOPOO GONE ALREDDY BEFORE 2PM WEN AINT NO NIGGUH B DOIN WORK OR NOTHIN BEFORE 5, RITE?
DAT B MY QUSHTIN, NIGGUH.

ADAPT

>>51714257
I hope no one here truly believes that because that means they're spending what they believe to be some of their last time alive on here

Place your bets now anons

Are we heading into either a recession or depression?

Have to ask since a ton of normies on social media like youtube and twitter have been talking a lot more about them lately.

>>51714257
Yeah, this time blue team propaganda is right. Totally, bud.

>>51714258
SO HOW DA POOPOO B GON N SHEET, NIGGUH?

AINT NO NIGGUH B WORKIN BEFORE 5 OCLOCK, NIGGUH
I AINT CLEAN UP NO POOPOO EITHER, NIGGUH
IT WAS 2PM NEXT DAY.
WHER DA POOPOO GO?
AINT NO NIGGUH GONNA CLEAN UP MY POOPOO N SHEEEETTT.
WHER DA POOPOO GO??

>>51714292
Recession for sure but it's not a matter of it coming, it's happening right now. Depression I dunno.

>>51714213
thanks anon

>>51714244
I long and short depending on the stock. But it's been mostly shorting recently as I can't find anything to long. I trade options with 20% of my portfolio and put most of the profits into VOO. I might put my profits into TQQQ and UPRO when their underlying breaks the 200 SMA, but that could take a while.

>>51714258
I have to find a way to capture and bottle your autism.

>>51714318
YO NIGGUH, WER DA POOPOO GO?
AINT NO NIGGUH B DOIN THAT SHIT N DA MORNIN OR NOTHIN
HOW DA POOPOO B GON ALREDY?

I AINT DO NO WORK OR NOTHN TILL 5OCLOCK
AINT NO NIGGUH B DOIN WORK N SHEET BEFOR 5OCLOCK

DAT SHEET WAS LIKE 2PM N SHEET
HOW DA POOPOO GON ALREDY?
WHER MUH POOPOO GO?

>>51714318
MR JONNY FAT HANDS, WHER MY POOPOO GO N SHEET?

DIS BEEN I STUMPER N ALL DAT FO LIKE A COPLE WEEKS N SHEET
I CANT GETS TO DA BOTTOM, NIGGUH

WHER MY POOPOO GO?
I DOODOO ON DA FLOOR AT LIKE 2AM, NIGGUH
N DAT SHEET B GO. BY LIKE 2PM, RITE?

BUT SINT NO GOOD SRLF-RESPECT. NIGGUH B WORKIN ALL EARLY N SHEET, RITE?

SO HOW DA POOPOO GONE BY 2PM NEXT DAY?

WHER IT GO, NIGGUH????

>>51714335
The quicker you give me your bussy, the quicker there will be an end to this horror.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrqBwxLzNUQ&feature=share

>>51714305
well shit, depression starting in 2023 seems likely

>>51714095
We need to stick mrs buttersworth on our currency

>futures

>>51714233
>danberu
Such better times

i needt o recoup 10k. roughly 15%. this time, im just going to short and i wont sell for a long time. realistically the bottom wont be in for a while right.

>>51714360
>>51714366
You guys are really made for each other.

>>51714292
Is normies talking about the recession bullish? Like the inverse of when you hear normies talk about a stock or a crypto which is a sign to sell immediately

AAAAAAAA FUCK BROS WHAT STOCK DO I BUY TO SATISFY MY LUST FOR ANIME GIRLS

>>51714366
YO NIGGUH, DAT B GAY N SHEET

JUS TELL ME NIGGUH, I AKSDED YA A QUESHTIN N SHEET

WHER DA POOPOO GO?

AINT NO GOOD SELF RESPECTN NIGGUH B WORKIN ALL EARLY N SHEET
DAT B GAY AS FUK NIGGUH

HOW DA POOPOO GON BY LIKE 2PM N SHEET??
I AINT CLEAN DAT SHID UP, NIGGUH
WHER IT GO?????

>>51714423
Kadokawa is all you got right now

>>51714292
another bull market, retard. you think biden will let jpow ruin the economy before midterms? hahaahah

>>51714417
You betcha.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqMKCYBTzM&feature=share

>>51714435
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>51714305
considering the BoE pivot the fed will probably pivot in a few months to prevent a depression. Who knows if it will actually work or not. Consumer spending is way down because of inflation and a pivot just worsens inflation. Maybe Powell can hold his hands to keep raising interest rates well into 2023 but i doubt he has the balls to defy Biden and Congress.

>>51714423
I'll be investing in Bleach girls with the new season coming out.

With numbers i'm looking at, i might short intc for the next year and go long AMD Still looking up data for intel. Does anyone want to recommend a good quantitative model?

>>51714023
>>51709587
>Posted in last thread
>Does anyone suspect that the market has been crashing lately in part because Chinese investors are pulling out?
>Pelosi visited Taiwan on Aug 22 and really pissed off china, her visit was announced a few days before and it directly coincides with the recent downturn
well, thats an interesting theory.

>>51714462

>>51714444
YO NIGGUH, I JUS WANTS TO KNO WHER DA POOPOO GO?

>>51714438
but then that could mean we will get fucked after elections. If shit like JPMorgan made an accurate prediction about gas prices rising in mid 2022, then we really can get into a depression next year if the central banks keep shitting themselves like UK did.

>>51714435
why do they always draw them with tears

whats killing dxy btw? gilt yields are flat so i dont think its england shitting out more bonds

>>51714462
BoE pivoted for a very specific reason and it wasnt because of recession fears, they thought their retarded finance minister’s economic plan was going to make the GBP literally worthless
Fed has the exact opposite phenomenon going on now with DXY

what the fuck is happening

https://www.ft.com/content/d9a62b84-4a51-40d6-9002-a1310ce3c8dc

>>51714503
I EAT DA POO POO

>>51714524
Please come to india

>>51714495
>well, thats an interesting theory.
It's really not. Anyone paying attention to Chinese markets knows they have way bigger problems to worry about.

>>51714524
YOOOOOOO
YO NIGGUH, DAT B NASTY N SHIT.
FUKKN GROSS NIGGUH, YA CANT B DOIN DAT SHIT NIGGUH

YYYOOOOOOO
DIS NIGGUH B SAYIN HE EATS MUH DOODOO N SHEEEEETTT
YO NIGGUH, YOU A NASTY MF NIGGUH
DAT B DISGUSTN N SHEEEEETTTT

>>51714538
>Anyone paying attention to Chinese markets knows they have way bigger problems to worry about.
or maybe there is an economic war between the US and china, and it touches everything.

>>51714522
Explain this to me like I'm a donkey. What's the bear thesis?

>>51714438

/Thread

>go to pay monthly rent
>~10k in my bank account
>payment declined
uuhhhh, liquidity bros?

>>51714540
Scoopsies let me teach you how to be a man bb boy.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLRaGo-Qwc&feature=share

shieeeet

>>51714558
I don't get it. Are you saying that the banks will be bankrupt too, and thus not have your 10k? Or are you saying that your landlord will refuse money in lieu of some more useful assets?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-29/us-redoubles-efforts-to-end-dependence-on-russian-nuclear-fuel?sref=oX6btBp9

Uranium kings....

>>51714566
NAH YT BOI, YA STUPID ASS B GAY AS FK N ALL THAT, NIGGUH

YA STUPID ASS B EATIN POOPOO N SHEEEEEETTT

YA STUPID GORILLA ASS NASTY NIGGUH

>>51714584
My bank isn't allowing me to pay my rent even though I have plenty of money in my account.

>>51714599
>he doesn’t live rent free

>>51714637
Okay yeah, whatever, but let's talk about the possible liquidity crisis happening right now. Especially now that all banks are 0% reserve. Is anyone else having trouble withdrawing their money?

>>51714599
Liar.
Which bank?

>>51714670
MUFG Union Bank. They're absolutely shit-tier and I hate them, but I only use them because they acquired my former local bank.

>>51714653
Banks literally create money

>>51714686
I heard that they print it digitally

Guys...CPI in Netherlands just rose 17.1%. Holy fuck.

https://twitter.com/C_Barraud/status/1575727627016380416

>>51714682
>nip bank
Well, we all knew this was coming. Gl, withdraw funds immediately.
Funds are not safu.

>europe is actually collapsing
I remember predicting this shit years ago. I remember the refugee crisis. I remember them turning off their nuclear power. I remember them building the russian pipelines.

Every time. Every single fucking time I spoke out I constantly got europoors being smug little shits and acting like they know better. I hope they all fucking freeze

>>51714706
Take that, Putin!

Could we see AMZN stocks and the other big boys in tech go into bear market territory like Apple did already?

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1575553687090450432

>>51714706
Jesus. There are going to be nonstop riots this winter all over Europe if they can't get their shit together.

>>51714706
Kek, it's starting

>>51714706
Amazing

>>51714706
all they needed to do was buy the uranium......now they will freeze AND buy the 200$ uranium!

>>51714706
Good Morning sirs.
I hope you have a nice downfall of society this morning

>>51714706
I love how the west used covid as a way to get support for trying Universal Basic Income and it backfired spectacularly. Stimulus checks for everyone!!!! OH SHIT INFLATION

>>51714779
Holy shit I see it

>>51714805
I love these so much. It's art with a hidden meaning only know to those who have been exposed to it. Triggering the mind to remember. It's like fucking magic

>>51714715
Imagine keeping funds in the banking system
Ishygddt

>>51714257
Probably not, but who knows

>>51714815
It's just operating cash for recurring expenses and some padding for emergencies. Everything else is shorting the absolute state of our society with leverage.

>>51714257
Europe is unironically collapsing. Their welfare state has made their stock market and economy crab into irrelevance since 2000. But now their energy policies of green shit have completely crippled them. Add in inflation from the stupid amount of money printing from covid and they are fucking dead

>>51714811
holy shit, that’s incredible.
Wtf are you doing to make these?

>>51714857
im candle

>>51714857

check the 10y

Is the era of 0% interest rates over? Or are we going back to that in a few years?

Chinese shares are plunging down

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1575714073433362433

>>51714894
we'll go back to that. the drivers of interest rates are expected growth and inflation, inflation will come down, and growth will be low like previously

>>51714907
Hapooning

>>51714885
is this that DALL-E stuff?

>>51714891
lmao nice.

>>51714910
but how do you beat inflation with debt free loans

>>51714891
I don't get it. Why are yields and the dollar doomping?

>>51714894
When things are going good market movers go into max greed mode so it's not impossible

>>51714811
Thanks doc

>>51714928
inflation will be heemed in 18 months, cause the fed will over tighten cause a hard landing, we all rope, but hey inflation's back to 2%. so u wont need a 8% yield on a bond when growth expectations and inflation are both low

>>51714907
Hang seng is green wtf are they talking about

>futures

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk

are chinks going to pump the market escaping from china before they all get nationalized?

my fucking puts

>>51714959
Ofc

>>51714968
global collapse is hard to play man goddamn

>>51714968
also, however, hang seng is green, so why now instead of at any point in the last year

>>51714946
But how do you pay back all the money you loaned yourself?

Ree why futes green?

>>51714994
by taking out a loan at 0% interest rates

I closed all my shorts at 360 today lol

>>51714779
>>51714805
>>51714811

Telll me what the fuck is it, I dont recognize it

Redpill me on babygold /biz/.

Im a 26 year old man thats only had one gf before for 4 years and i have a date with a fucking 18 year old to go to a thrift store
What the FUCK do i do?

HANGSENG BEATING SHIT AND PISS 500 HANGSENG BEATING SHIT AND PISS 500 HANGSENG BEATING SHIT AND PISS 500 HANGSENG BEATING SHIT AND PISS 500

>>51715030
download Read Chan app

>>51714779
>>51715028

Is it... an anime girl?

>>51715028
>he doesn't know

>>51714851
This is the low IQ take but also the high IQ take. Low IQ is to just hate europe because they're not America, and many will.
But, in the absence of China to do all the growing for them, there will need to be very real entitlement reform, at least short term to balance the books, and I just don't see that happening. Both their left and right wings love to hand out gibs. I think it may be over for Europe for quite some time. They had a good 6-700 year run.

>>51715037
I don't like a lot of apps I get confused if there are too many

dxy dropping, bond yields dropping, vix dropping

friday will be violently green

>>51715067
Hopefully putin nukes someone to save my puts

>>51715067
I think you are probably right

>>51715079
you should have hedged them by going long yesterday. the slurpers will slurp every dip until we get a proper circuit breaker. thats all these new bulls remember. 3% down seems normal to them.

Schizo market

>>51715067
Good thing I closed my puts lol get dabbed on fags

>>51715032
Tell her about triple leveraged ETFs. Women love men that take risks.

>>51715032
pinch her butt

Introducing Make-A-Video: An AI system that generates videos from text September 29, 2022 meta ai

So close to book to movie transformers

>>51715032
Mape

futes reversing. bobo gonna get heemed today

>>51714706
French inflation eases at the same time.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-30/french-inflation-unexpectedly-eases-as-ecb-weighs-next-move#xj4y7vzkg

Ogre for meatbags

>>51715032
how do you even meet 18yo at that age?

>>51715214
App dating changed everything. Women sort to much older men then the recent past. Less peers

>>51714257
we are going back to the stone age because Jerome forgot how to turn on the printer

>>51715214
Hinge
>>51715222
Checked
>>51715194
>>51715191
>>51715171
You guys are so useless. Please serious replies only. Anon needs peepee touch

>enter into prompt
>Diagrams for a working miniature fusion generator that is at the limits of efficiency

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT YIELD SPIKE ON THE 10 YR! THEN CHECK DXY!

Must be the Japanese or brits dumping treasuries.

>>51715248
When do I dump some dollar assets and go international

>>51714726
>all the rapefugees go back to their own shitholes because it is cold and no free money
bullish

Why in God's name did Kamala go to the North Korean border....

literally wtf is happening

>>51715269
Europe needs some extreme disasters or hardships soon. Currency and economic collapse would benefit them in the long run

>>51714292
spy 500 is gonna hit 4000 by 2023
check em

>>51715288
It's all coming apart

Reminder that if you bought EVTL when I told you to you would be up 105.5%

>>51715365
Would've been better if you had announce it before the initial pump.

Today is going to be neon green for absolutely no fucking reason at all. Inflation is still there, gas prices are still high, the war‘s still going on. But it‘s going to pump hard anyway for no reason at all.

>>51715379
I'm not a fucking prophet mate
I think doubling your money in 2 months is pretty good, especially considering the absolute STATE of the overall market

>>51715402
all bobos will be liquidated before the crash

>>51715402
Because 360 held and the market isn't going to go lower without a catalyst, like earnings. At the same time it dumps every time it hits 370 so we're stuck crabbing between 360 and 370.

>>51715434
ENTER

>>51715402
Not sure about neon green but we're stuck here unless 360 breaks

>>51715365
>80k revenue
>2b mcap
this is going to end well

>>51715402
Yep.

I’ve made a 40% gain on some options I purchased, would now be the time to sell to not be considered a ‘slaughtered pig’?

>>51715402
>for absolutely no fucking reason at all
bobos are completely delusional. check the data retard
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>51715453
Literally nothing would stop you from cashing out right now and having doubled your money in 2 and a half months

>>51715464
>believing that numbers matter when civilization is tangibly in the process of collapsing

>>51715431
THIS

Bobotards still don't understand that the rug is not going to be pulled between the midterm elections. These last three months will be the most painful greens the stock market had ever seen.

Just so you know, when bulls are slain, you can all comfort yourselves knowing it came at the hands of glorious nippon steel.

>But I don't understand this market

Here you go. Fresh.

DXY PUMPS -> Central banks sell treasuries-> -> Yileds pump -> Stocks dump-> Central banks use cash to shore up treasuries -> DXY dumps -> Time decay -> DXY PUMPS... and so on

>>51715490
to shore up currency*

>>51715479
>inflation lower
>gdp higher
>retail sales better than expected
yeah like I said a delusional doomer schizo. if EU CPI in 30 min. comes in lower, the neon green day is locked in

>>51715479
>society will collapse because Jerome refuses to turn on the printer

>>51715497
>EU CPI
>comes in lower
Uh anon, did see Germany's yesterday? The EU is completely fucked.

>>51715514
probably, but in the meantime, netherlands had 17% yoy and theyre up .7%

>>51715497
>>51714706
Are you stupid?

>>51715490
>foreign nationals invest in us stock because their countries are imploding and dont want to get rekt
>inflation goes even higher here
>even higher rates
>even more countries get rekt

>euros will literally freeze to death this winter
>their rulers, that chose this reality via their negligence of real energy security in favor of green bullshit will face absolutely zero consequences
It's scary how cowed Westerners are nowadays. This shit would trigger revolutions in the past.

>>51715529
do you need spoonfeed for each data print? check it yourself troglodyte

>>51715529
or is this the rugpull before inflation data comes out? futures started pumping at 2am though so somebody knows something. or is this just england bailing itself out?

>>51715204
What kind of jewish magic is this shit?

>>51715557
If it makes you feel better China's greeb program is just as retarded only difference is they don't sabotage their own energy needs when they build wind turbines that don't connect to anything

>>51715557
>>51715557
our lifeforce has been drained by the endless faggotry

>>51715204
How does that work with the Euro? Don't Germany and France use the same currency? Wouldn't the inflation be roughly equal among European nations especially with free trade between them?

>>51715497
how to obtain wise loli who will tell me to stop being a faggot when i'm being a faggot?

I closes all my shorts that i opened at 390 in JUNE for +40% today. I have orders for 10% of that to go into spy 355 dates two weeks out in case we rug
Thats how you trade baby

mumu’s getting cocky again it seems. he’ll never learn…

>>51715557
Oh yes, and you are such a big strong boy who will DEFINITELY stand up to his government when its time instead of shitting up pol some more

i cant figure this one out
dxy down, 10 year down, stocks up?

Ooooooo SOXL bros

>>51715726
Not really surprising considering Micron‘s guidance yesterday

>>51715719
what am i looking at

>>51715746
Wasn't their guidance
Nobody wants our shit for a long time?

>>51715653
Suck cow cock. We had one green day and /smigger/ was dead. Everyone came out yesterday again. Bears suck bigly. Maybe the bigliest retail faggots ever.

>>51714435
>Kadokawa
>That graph

The pandemic made weebs?

So the bottom was yesterday? Crap

>>51715839
No. Poop

>>51715719
what you want to say with this screenshot? it's oversold?
BASF is fucked as long as we have this energy crisis, even after that the chemical sector need cheap and a lot of gas.. it's not looking good for the next years

SOXL sisters..$70 soon

>>51715852
When should i buy then? Piss

>>51715862
Manure

>>51715823
That's nothing look at matsumoto inc

>>51715859
which site is that? also is that anime released?

>>51715889
its just a 30s preview, eps start airing normally in two weeks
9anime.pl

>futures

https://youtu.be/hQYGQ-sSyvU

>>51715882
Bobos are so pathetic

MUMU IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO BUY OIL TOMORROW ?

>>51715746
I thought I was wrong so I double checked and their eps projections were >50% lower than estimates for q1 next year. Wtf?

Where's the fucking bottom? I hate this shit. Give me new AMD ATH's already.

>>51714851
>Omg we need austoooooooority!
Neoliberals never learn, you got us into this mess

Soxl turned red

>>51716064
Cope intel will comeback and heem amd

>>51715750
>>51715856
you would'nt get it

Why do euros keep delaying the month over month cpi?

>>51716064
I think semis recover after tech companies. Might be different because of the weird covid demand jump.

so 6 months gym is 165€ here. its not the cheapest gym but its good one very close to me.

https://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/barclays-to-pay-sec-361-million-on-over-issuance-of-securities-2902276
>forced to buy back 17 billion dollars of unregistered securities
>300m fine
>up 2%

>>51716155
Let me guess. They were selling shares or options that were never purchased in the first place

>>51716174
Bonds actually

>>51716077
>Intel

the company that fired a bunch of their R&D and replaced them with women and minorities? THAT intel?

Sounds like Luxemborg, Austria and Belgium are getting absolutely fucked up by gas prices.

What stocks do I short related to those countries?

>>51716081
putins fault he is hiding the numbers

China doesn't look very green, KEK

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1575765092544614401

Good morning, Sirs!

Buy everything

Bears thought we would give 3600 up that easy. Better luck next time

>>51716311
Just let it happen. I love watching boomers cry about the Fed on CNBC like this morning. You weren’t complaining when the fed was pumping. I fucking can’t wait until boomers are BTFO

>>51715859
>SOXL sisters..$70 soon

>>51716310
Go ahead. You first

Finally got my issue resolved with Vanguard. Time to buy more vtsax cheapies.

This is chemo for the world. We raise interest rates because it hurts us but hurts our enemies more. Soon every country will be bankrupt and America will buy them for pennies on the dollar. Red candles are hereby renamed freedom candles.

>>51714423
Nintendo, of course. They even made a 10:1 split today. I'm pondering right now if I should add some.

>>51716321
David?

>>51716320
>he thinks he will be allowed get in at the bottom
you will rent the pod and you will be happy

>>51716415
oh fuck it's that zip Bobo

>>51716310
Looks like it peaked before the last leg down in 2009

>>51715570
>>51715598
France is far less exposed to the energy crisis compared to Germany and the other EU countries due to relying on nuclear energy first and foremost (70%), and by not putting all the eggs in the same basket like those retarded krauts, they're not exposed too much to Russian gas. It's that simple, really. Unfortunately a large bunch of France's nuke plants were undergoing maintenance this summer, but most of them are gradually restarting (some did already), and so far the planning is going as scheduled.
And the market likes that Macron personally blew up Nordstream 1 & 2 to make sure Germany will never ever use gas and will have no choice other than to build dozens of French EPR reactors now that France is pushing to add Russian nuclear to the sanctions. And just like that, Europe will run on french EPR plants for the next 100 years.
You know it's true.

>>51716320
you fool. you absolute buffoon. buy now while there is blood in the streets. buy good companies, like AMD. buy things that society depends on and will only become more dependent on in the future, like semiconductors. HOLD. wait. be patient. it's free money for doing literally nothing but DCA'ing at a time like this.

im gonna try to read more. also i finally got what tickers to follow with my price action learnings.

feeling good about that. i just setup my live trading and paper still got to setup too so i can watch the charts simultaneously.

Yields...

I don't get it, why are europoors so worried about a financial crisis when they can just make everything free like their healthcare :)

>>51716486
what EU nuke stocks should i pick up? UUUU?

>>51716493
But graphic cards and new cars sales have peaked. Also the USS is building capacity to sort out the scarcity issues. How are you bullish on semis?

reminder that the more people die the more bullish it is for the market

>>51716597
Especially boomers. Pension plans won't have to pay them back

>>51716486
>Europe will run on french EPR plants for the next 100 years.
Too bad France is gonna be a nigger country within 50 years. Let's see those African engineer maintain nuclear plants.

>>51716576
>what EU nuke stocks should i pick up? UUUU?
American education

Why doesn't Nasd-ACK! drop below 11k?
Its been teasing me so much its unreal

>>51716486
Thanks anon, I suspected that was the case. So it's really inflation due to energy bottlenecks rather then increased monitary supply or companies taking greater profits

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>>51715231
Just ask her what she's interested in and say that's really cool to whatever she says.

Then ask her what she wants to do.

Just chill dude, make sure to pay for the drinks/food and try to smash if you can.

Should i short gas ?

>>51716612
Dunno, 'saw far more niggers in Burgerland than in Frogland. Feels like you guys are 40% niggers. Out of the remaining 60%, at least 50% being fatasses unfit to anything.

>>51716493
AMD is going to $30. You go ahead and buy tho. Low IQ move buddy

>>51715032
What is we kissed in the salt and pepper shaker room at the thrift shop??

Hey /smg/ why don't we form a hedge fund?

>>51715032
Fool around with the clothes in the store.

Be goofy and funny and try to get her to recommend you something unironically.

Then go for a beer or a coffee together and talk.

Don't be autistic, you got this

>>51716800
I do this so I never have to be around coworkers or employees or bosses

>>51716800
>we

I got 600 yurodollars to spend and I was thinking on buying something normie and risk averse.

Thinking Amazon, Google or Nike

Should I put my money somewhere else?

>>51716486
>Europe will run on french *will* for the next 100 years
The documentaries on the fall of the gay nigger state of germany will be kino
G*rman gay nigger dogs will freeze and die this winter. Their gay dog nigger country will be solely used for sex tourism by french, mutts, latinx, and rich sand nogs. Anglos will have a naval blockade done by the Marine Nationale for their crimes against humanity

>>51716827
best advice you could get right here.

>>51716800
Because no one here makes money.

>>51715032
just bee yourself.

>>51716857
Short VIX, sell when it reaches 21 or 22$
Buy Vix and sell when it reaches 28$
Do this ad infinitum for unlimited money but jews will be after you once they find out you cracked the code

>>51716800
it would get margin called within a year

>>51716880
I actually think a sizable part of /smg/ beats the market

>>51716903
counting all the lurkers who dont?

>>51716857
Perhaps, unironically, the plan was all along to have the euros adopt the USD in order to save them, and incorporate our europoor colonies into the empire.

Futures on the S&P 500 rose 0.4% as of 7:05 a.m. New York time
Futures on the Nasdaq 100 rose 0.3%
Futures on the Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 0.3%
The Stoxx Europe 600 rose 0.7%
The MSCI World index was little changed

>>51714706
wow i literally explained this to you guys over multiple posts last year and you all called it a nothinburger and shilled to buy more soxl. i dont know why i even bother coming back you faggots are all ungrateful tards

>>51714779
thats not what caused current inflation retard although it certainly didnt help

>>51716800
>we
I'm not gonna let some retard yolo soxl with my money

>>51714894
>>51714894
>back to that in a few years?
we are going back to that by christmas

>>51715032
She will ask you what you think of multiple items of clothing - lie.

Find her an old concert tee.

Show interest in vinyl records.

Get something so you can pay for her stuff too.

Don't be awkward but dont be overbearing.

>>51716911
Real /smiggers/ post, so no.
>>51716961
Well, it wouldn't be that simple. We'd have the Bobo and Mumu division.

>>51714706
De nederland is dood
Wat nou?

>>51716992
>>51716961

If we had a fund, theninstead of value equity, quants, em, forex teams,
wed have meme, penny, index, boomer, and india departments.

>>51714726
>I predicted Europe's collapse years ago and got it wrong everytime but this time I'm right

Good morning/smg. So, what kind of a shit show are we in for today?

>>51717053
Suffering for me. I got excited yesterday and bought the lows... now I have no powder and can only watch it go down or sell for a loss before the weekend :(

Sold my oil short yesterday on accident and it immediately collapsed. FML

Jerome just woke up

dxy is pumping... looks like a fake green day turning into blood red

>>51714462
The fed only cares somewhat about recessions. Flocked intentionally cares about recessions. What the central banks care a lot about is modern Lehman style run on banks.

>>51717124
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA don't say that I can't take another negative 6 gorillion point day

Anybody trying to make any "value" plays? I've been keeping an eye on ATUS and DENN for a couple months (fortunately no position taken yet)

>>51716800
It would probably work if it automatically took the position opposite to the smg consensus

>>51716912
Yes

Fucking dxy

why do people say that mumu takes the stairs and bobo takes the elevator
bobo was clearly not allowed onto the elevator this year due to weight limits

>>51717053
I thought today was yom kippur so I bought 20k of TQQQ, I'm finna get heemed sirs

>>51717214
no shit that's why bobo still takes the elevator, he's crashing with no survivors

What if Russia blew up the pipeline to consolidate political power around the Russian war faction as they mobilise?

The most likely base of support within the Russian establishment to oppose the war and overthrow the current government are those who are highly invested directly or mostly indirectly (IE speculative drilling projects) in the pipeline.
They have very strong incentives to normalise relations with Europe.
By destroying the pipeline this disappears completely.

Take note that many important people in the gas industry have died under suspicious circumstances since the war began.

Meme chart says we crab... finally!

Bobo must redeem today

>>51717264
Red + Red = Red

Should I take out a personal loan to boost my good goy points? 8.3% APR tho

Futures went down because of the report. I think they will go up after PCE unless it's really bad.

>>51717240
That's next week. Well, good luck fren

>>51717283
Futures are green

>>51717240
me too... i need violent crabbing today

>>51717294
When PCE? 27 mins I'm guessing?

Bad news is bad news
Good news is terrible news

>>51717320
And terrible news is good news

>>51714706
>>51717000
Checked, silly Dutch

I miss the bullmarket so much when you could just buy anything at any price and it would be green within days or weeks at most

>>51714706
QUICK! Remove their farms and settle the land with non native imagrants! Its the only way to genocide them, I mean global warming... I mean save the economy.

>>51717351
I miss never having to care about my portfolio and watch the market like a hawk all the time. I miss being able to just pull profits out once a month and never have to think about it.

>>51717336
Correct, will be interesting to see the US numbers given the EU data is still running hot

>>51717378
I miss eating meat. Yea meat, we actually are that, it was so delicious. Back in the 2020s we only made jokes about eating bugs, son. We even had our own cars. No, we weren't rich, everybody could afford cars back then and we even owned our own clothes instead of renting. Yep, those were the good ole days

CNBC's reporters kept calling the bottom all week. Now they are throwing the towel. We might be close to the bottom lol

>>51715484
There's a little over one month till the election retard. Learn to count

I thought i was fucked because i didnt close my short on oil ...
But kek , oil trannies got fucked instead

Can’t we just murder all the rich people and take what they have

>>51717428
>and thats a good thing!

>>51717440
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Do NOT bake
we are doing a 1000 post challenge
2-4 hours thread lifetime left

>>51717459
The trick to society is to do as little rich people killing as possible to keep things working, because if you somehow got lucky enough to be that rich you'd probably appreciate not getting murdered for it yourself. Plus then if you're gonna go ending richers you gotta do a bunch of research to make sure you're ending some asshole that deserves it and not hurting someone that isn't actually a massive pile of excrement fit for a fire. Much easier to shitpost online and goad retards into killing each other while gaining more capital and inversing the dumbest retards trades for free money.

Right now , should i short nat gas ?

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>>51717459
>murder all the rich people
You'll be murdered anon...if you have 5k(everything) you are above 50% of the world...

WTFWT???

>the war they started in 2014
Putin...

>>51714438
The stock market is not the economy and most voters care more about inflation then equity prices

d-did it get leaked?

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>>51717509
I wouldn't, but that's just me

>>51717551
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Does anyone play EU4?

Because Russia just did that hack where they vassalize a country that's at war with another and they can bring in all their allies...

>>51715214
I'm in my latr 30s and if they like you they will let you know. They won't shut up and start following you around. Zoomer girls are aggressive. I've dated two but have got inteest from way more that never went anywhere. My rule is that they have to approach me and break the ice. I play friendly and let then set the tone. 99% of the time they are just showing a guy they think is cute some interest amd that's the end of it. One was bagging my groceries and was a motor mouth that followed me out to the door going on about some Mexican restaurant. Ended up dm her m faceburg and ended up meeting her there. She thought I was younger and I let her know my age. She handled it well but distanced herself from me and gives me mixed looks ever since. Other girl was a brand new server girl at a restaurant that just decided to start hitting on me really hard. Trying to make me her regular or something amd maybe letting this side of her personality come out but got attached to me and we became some sort of friends with benefits thing. 10/10 fit volleyball red head Trump supporter with a slight lisp. Amazing girl. She could have had any guy she wanted. No idea what she saw in me. Didn't even give her money. I miss that girl.

>>51715032
whats wrong with a thrift store? your hobby is collecting imaginary shitcoins, you're top deck cringe to her