/biz/ - Business & Finance

>HSBC to Cut Space It Uses at Canary Wharf Headquarters by 25%: Financial News

its over

>>51702095
https://vocaroo.com/1eKYiTTjW3wu

HAI

What are UK companies that make real products and don't require inputs (and electricity) that we should look at with the pound at an all time low?

>>51703155
British American Tobacco

JPow doesn't care about double bottoms.

DO
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REDEEM
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>>51702095
it's all over for risk in 2022, say "SORRY, PETER" for good luck in Q2 of 2023

>>51702095
I miss Thickline bobo...

>>51702095
I'm not selling anything, you filthy jew cocksuckers. Go to hell.

apple is down 4.8

its okay guys I got my SCHD and O divvies :)

DOW 27,500 sisters…

What the fuck I thought it was the bottom. How much lower are we going holy shit

The joos shook me out of my AAPL 140p Oct 7 poots EOD yesterday I bought for 0.98/contract. I had 221 of them. I sold them yesterday for 1.03/contract.

Coolio dies and my portfolio crashes. What’s the connection?

When will this turn around

>>51704503
Past the point of no return.

>>51704503
This is it, anon. Bond market, currency crisis, demographic collapse. All of it. There is no turn around.

You will own nothing. And you will be happy.

>>51704496
>AHHHHHHHH HERE IT GOES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgC18L6UOKQ

>>51704503
Anon, I..

I just want to see all the bullshit tech getting heemed. Glueing an iPad with a react webapp to it should not be rewarded. I will be similing when hackernews is filled with retarded googlers who lost their jobs. Short google short apple short tesla. That's all

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!

>>51705451
>I will be similing when hackernews is filled with retarded googlers who lost their jobs
fuck dang and fuck tptacek. the tears will be delicious

LETS GOO

I'm doing a stock trading simulator thing, what strategies should I try out to try and make money in a bear clown market such as this, I can do anything since it's not real money

>>51703155
>that make real products and don't require inputs (and electricity)

Crab hour
Closing above 360 though

>he doesn't know about the modern day stock patterns

I love TA. By that I mean, tits and ass.

ok now that the bottom is in how do i buy call options on the s&p 500 in canada? I think it's gonna go to 4000 by december

i have $250,000 to go all in on

I just went to KFC (stock ticker YUM, owned by Yum! brands) for lunch, and there was a jar taped to the drive thru window for tips. Never seen that before.... could there be economic implications?

I have $100k just sitting there, being on my mind all the time.
I want to just invest it so it’s over and done but prices keep falling ao I keep waiting.

Why do retail investors find it so hard to follow this one simple rule?

>>51706496
same, ive got a big wad in VTI i want to convert to something else but this shit aint stopping

>>51706496
so we keep on waiting, waiting for the bearmarket to change...
love john mayer

>>51706481
For me, it's Tabasco and Aioli

>>51706505
because retail investors of the last 20 years have only known the line going up

>>51706520
>Tabasco
>Not Crystal

>>51706490
This negative real wage growth has been brutal for wagies. I almost feel sorry for them.

>>51706153
>invest in a milgov company
>they say early on in the war they have stuff in ukraine but can't talk about it
>radio silence since
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I shorted oil , wish me luck

>>51706542
way too early for that

Daily reminder

>>51706473
What industry does your family know best? Spend 30 minutes talking about it with the family member who knows the most and get their read on the top companies & future of it.

For bonus points, share your conclusions here.

>>51703235
I'm not either. Bears are euphorically gloating like they think the world is literally going to end within the next year or two, which is actually so absurd and cynical that it's kind of sad. If your initial plan was to just continuously add to your portfolio over time and hold for 10, 20, 30+ years then times like now are unironically the best time to be buying at least some small amount fairly regularly. If you aren't an imbecile and have a stable income and some savings, you really shouldn't be worried.

You aren't an imbecile and you have a stable income and some savings, right anon?

>>51706531
Plz no bully, I was just trying to find something spicy I liked that started with T

Remember when the fed injected $500 billion in the economy in a single day.

>>51706542
way too late for that

>>51706549
Why? Should i close my short and take my +3% ?

>>51703168
requires heat and electricity during the winter anon, my gradfather managed tobacco warehouses for like 40 years. electricty goes out and they will lose at least half of the tabacco

Sucks I wanted to sell my SQQQ and SPXS positions for a small gain today, but i don't know if I will have settled cash tomorrow... So I'm gunna hold and hope it tanks tomorrow and Monday :(

*brings the market back to green*

>Someone opened 50,000 calls at 11C and 100,000 calls at 13C for AGNC at March expiry
So I think they're hedging the upside and shorting the stock. This is a REIT that manages mortgage backed securities

>>51706578
Yes

How much longer do I have to wage to make up for my 5% losses today?
I just want to work forever

>>51706553
will they be able to make 7 billion people all relinquish their money and possessions in less than 8 years? they tried it with covid and that didn't work

>>51706581
I sold, may by super close to close. Realizing 200% is good enough for me to consider re-entering when The Price Is Right

>>51704394
everyone besides mentally deranged mumus told you the bottom wont be in for at least 9 months

TLT heading green this is our time bond bros

can the mumu's give me a retard rally so I can get a personal loan to dump into SQQQ at 30 dollars? thanks.

>>51706616
Well played Anon, wise moves. Please, do me a favor though, say a prayer for me.

Can't even hit level 1 circuit breakers, kek. Pathetic bears

Utilities bros is it time to go all in UTSL yet? I've been waiting in cash the whole way down

>>51706542
semper fi, lad.

Bros...

PPT! plus the Back Door Printer!!

Any bots in here playing with PLUG? I missed my ride on the rocketship when all the insiders bought at $16.50 back in June. So their financials (or lack there of) even matter or is there enough institutional fuckery to pump my bags if I slurp this dip?

>>51706651
is it happening

Today, I made a successful trade on TQQQ and lost $1.35 due to fees

Is this really it? Or will the economy rebound?

>look up stocks that are crashing hard today because of some announcement that a company that will be fine experienced a setback
>wait for it to bottom out the first time, buy it the next time it goes around there / slightly above
>hold for a few weeks while the market realizes it overreacted
>double - triple your money
Is it really this easy bros?

>>51704394
>bottom
>no blood in the streets
retard

>>51706666
push is a win in this market anon, well done mitigating losses.

>>51706666
Kek

>>51706622
and just like that bonds are back

>>51706676
Yeah bro netflix and meta ath by december

>>51706486
I would at least hedge with some puts

>>51706676
>Talk like a bad ass
>Dont share your ticker

what a loser.

>>51706655
i dont trust a goddamn thing in this market
not a pump
not a dump
nothing

the PPT is going all in

I made 96,000 USD shorting SOXL this year

SOXL is unironically going to get delisted lmao.

>>51706688
No you don't understand
The successful trade cost me more money to enter and exit it
I would literally have had more money than if I tried to trade it

>>51706564
screencapped for later

You know guys...
Since we are in clown world,
this might just have been the day on which the bottom solidified.

>>51706708
Nah, I just went in with 1,000 to dick around today and am up already, I made that post to try and bait out criticisms from more experienced anons so I can adjust my strategies accordingly

>>51706727
sure you did

>>51706727
let me guess you started at 67, ignored the pump from 11 back to 20 and held until now right?
the man's a genius everyone

>>51706727
SOXL is a regular leveraged equity sector ETF not some exotic TVIX tier scam and has the 4th largest volume of leveraged ETFs. It might reverse split but it'll be a cold day before it gets delisted

>checks prices on my shelf items
>rock solid
>hasn't even been effected as the rest of the collectibles market has crashed

Damn anons, I really am going to make it.

The stock market is officially over

Dude you guys realize that DRS (direct registration shares) companies are leveraged 1.2 aka they have more debt than equity. DRS companies are look at Computershare. They are leveraged the fuck out to hell. They will still end your shit if they have to use your equity to borrow cash and round about invest it that way. Naked shorting wont end until you directly register shares with the company or have physical share certificates. DRS with Computershare just feeds naked shorts in a round about way omg guys game is so rigged and you get ponzied into a loop trying to escape.

>>51706760
>unrealized

MUMU'S COME OUT AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!

I shorted and Im losing money rn, explain!

How do I make back 20%? asking for a friend

>>51706761
upboat this comment

>>51706783
>selling
>ever

>>51704394
>What the fuck I thought it was the bottom. How much lower are we going holy shit
What are you guys smoking
>the gains from the insane bubble that started by printing in 2020 isn't even close to being wiped out yet
>QT really just started
>pivot is probably not happening until 2024
How that you be calling the bottom? The market is only even starting to turn over, the true crash when real estate and crypto brings the markets down is yet to come.
It could of course be a bottom for now, but any rally will be temporary. When the true crash comes, it will be obvious. And after that, a couple of years of market not moving anywhere, I doubt the FED would be keen to stimulate.

>>51706788
YOU GOT ... HOOKED

>>51706729
Sick, see you in a couple years when my portfolio is completely fine and you were just an asshole

>>51706788
Yes Mumu's, fix my fucking portfolio RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT

>>51706750
I bought puts at $40 strike months ago that expire December, those options went up 430%

Easy breezy cover girl

>>51706564
>hold for 10, 20, 30+ years then times like now are unironically the best time to be buying
lmao I figured by now normalcy bias would have gone out of the window but people are dumb. Even still, it's dumb to buy your way down through a recession. Just sit on cash instead of being retarded.

>>51706790
u supposed to do that before it go down not after

>>51706800
>the gains from the insane bubble that started by printing in 2020 isn't even close to being wiped out yet
I see people saying this but so far no one cares to actually prove it. Also it's an arbitrary amount - an entire year of selling isn't enough for you?
>QT really just started
lol
>pivot is probably not happening until 2024
lmao

>>51706761
no, the stock market is just doing what it was designed for, retail on the other hand, oh retail... oh sad little retail...

>>51706788

It was just a prank bro

>>51706839
t. retail

tony blevins asked to leave apple over this dumb tik tok. lel

https://twitter.com/NicoleCorreale/status/1575570906893602816

PPT going to dump billions in the market in the last few minutes watch.

I just realized something >>51706788, where are the anons holdimg SOXL since $50+? They're down by over 80% at least right? What about that anon who bought SOXL for around $100 presplit?

>>51706839
>oh sad little retail...
says the pleb

>>51706824
If you are investing in the US stock market there is practically no time in history where continuously buying and holding for 10-30+ years wouldn't have ended in the positive. How fucking inane.

>>51706760
Is heroes and diablo worth something?

>>51706760

>the rest of the collectibles market has crashed

speak for yourself retard lol

I bought SOXL at 9.

>>51702095
My fucking model keeps switching from short to long I don't know wtf to do. I bought the dip though but I might sell some before EOD and stay long for tomorrow. Shit is fucked but we've been dumping for too long and too hard

>>51706882
Based Rudy

>>51706870
most people here are for making money at least under a year, we want to escape wage slavery before we're 80

>>51706882
based morbidly obese card collector

>>51706816
I wish I stuck with the puts plan and just pushed them out several months. I'd have made a lot of money.

>>51706856
>fondle big breasted women
I see he is a man of culture.

Ok so what is the next move for tomorrow my schizos?

>>51706564
>Muh bears want Armageddon
>Just buy and wait 30 years bro
Mumus are so retarded the concept of not buying is beyond them. Either you are buying or you expect nukes to fly tomorrow. Real addict mindset.

>>51706882
TCG gang ww@

>>51706881
The game is easily pirateable, I'd say old games like that only hold value if they're complete and in good condition, ideally sealed in box.
For example, old games like Dokapon Kingdom are worth like $40 now, I got some at FUCKING GAMESTOP for $2 like a decade ago

>>51706870
We're at the end of a massive credit bubble and the global order is about to make a huge shift. The trend you're referring to is coming to an end along with the post-WWII global structure.

>>51706901
>pump mode since June
>dump barely begins recently
>dump has been too long
Lol you're one of them perma mumus arent you

>>51706919
Heroes has kiddo value for me. Id like to get an og box for that

>>51706896
SOXL is going down to sub $5

I closed my put options though, most of the juice has been squeezed - anyone still holding SOXL is probably a tranny at this point.

I'll buy back in at $5, should be around January

>>51706915
I'm going to buy the moment I get a paycheck, and I'll repeat that every month until I die. I'm sorry it upsets you sweetheart :)

>>51706870
In 30 years I will be receiving social security, I need to enjoy my life while I'm at my prime

>>51706944
Idk anon. Just glad I didn't go all in on SOXL when it was over $50. How much was it at it's peak? Somewhere around $70? Wonder how many anons bought there and havent sold.

>>51706828
>I see people saying this but so far no one cares to actually prove it. Also it's an arbitrary amount - an entire year of selling isn't enough for you?
Well, you can check how 2001 bubble played out.
>lol
What's funny. They started by 95 billion a month in september, they did fuck all before.
>lmao
True, maybe 2025. Of course, inflation will come back very quickly if they pivot in 2023.

AAPL is now officially in bear market territory.

wtf???

buy the dip, fruitcakes

classic duck

>>51706901
>we've been dumping for too long
bobo is just barely starting anon

>>51706564
NIGGA we going to WW3. You still think this is 2018? BITCH you gonna get wrecked..

Everything that can possibly point to war is unfolding before our eyes. There are no peacemakers left in the world. Every leader appears to be pushing for war because the monetary system is cracking.

>>51706915
I'd have been extremely wrecked if I went all in on SOXL at $20+. Over 50% down on this test I did. $1000 wiped out, could've used that to fund a high end pc instead

>>51706915
>>51706929
Oh. Oh wow. Okay damn /pol/ is really in /smg/ now I get it. Damn. This place could be so much better.

>>51706901
Jerome Powell doesn't care about the stock market anymore

>>51706882
>Shining tyranitar
>Not 1st edition

Oh no no no noooo hahahaha

>>51706929
If that's the case, then why invest at all? Use all your liquidity to purchase bullets, precious metals, and development of a compound in the woods. Oh that's right, you don't actually believe anything you say and you have full confidence that your current investing will provide future utility.

>>51706994
Are you suggesting that economy and politics have no relation to each other?

>>51706994
can you find somewhere else for your low IQ troll bait please

>>51706974
>old, sealed, graded
What do you expect? Also it's widely enjoyed by Russians.

>>51706937
HoMM3 is great. For the RPG series, I like M&M7 myself

soxl bros

get ready for the micron pump

>>51706964
I have a steady income, I live a great life. I also have a stock portfolio that I'm going to keep contributing a bit of my steady income into for years. Must be sad to be a materialistic faggot who thinks money equals happiness.

>>51706988
>WW3
hahahahahahahahahaha oh fuck this is getting so fucking sad. Oh my god are you like 16? Do you even remember 2014? Also a midterm year with a Democrat administration [with the current president as the vice president] hahahaha oh my fucking god

>>51706994
>everything is fine. I'm just going to put my money in a 401k and buy an RV when I retire like the boomers
lmao we've had to ride rates to zero for a reason, and China isn't going to be able to reinflate the global economy this time because they have to deal with their own credit bubble. You're just a dumbass appealing to normalcy in a world that is very clearly not normal.

>>51706998
Also this. He made it semi obvious maybe 2 months ago. Looks like he is vengeful for not getting respected and having stocks pump no matter how negative he is about the economic situation. Paints him in a bad light when the average person is feeling the squeeze and he is claiming that he is there to help only for stocks to pump like crazy lmao I wouldn't be surprised the average person sees that as Jerome himself printing out money to pump stocks. That segues back to making him look bad. Should've realized it then and there but too late now.

>>51707020
>What do you expect?
200 bucks tops. Lol. Fucking manchildren

thank god thats over

DING DING DING

just bought some soxl for whatever quick pump tomorrow before the massive dump again
probably gonna get hooked

Gay bears only, what's your target on SPY/QQQ? I mean, surely, we've dumped quite a bit and perhaps this is the bottom.

>>51707057
Tomorrow it gets worse

>>51707060

made 100$ shorting reddit, shouldve been more but they have retard strength to prop up garbage stocks with their shit covered diamond ape hands

i consider this a victory

>>51707015
I'm suggesting that most people on /pol/ are a special kind of retarded and that they've spilled onto /biz/ because they feel the need to spread their idiotic ideals like some kind of religion
>>51707041
>put my money in a 401k and buy an RV when I retire
So, so sad that you can't think of anything between that and "oh shit the WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING! SHORT IT ALL!" jesus fucking christ

>>51707069
why do so many girls get obvious ass implants like this? it throws off the bodies proportions and makes you look stupid

>>51707067
spx 3600 nibble, 3300 bite, 3000 gorge, 2700 margin loan

>>51707067
SPY 350 will be the bottom. screenshot me

>>51707067
> I mean, surely, we've dumped quite a bit and perhaps this is the bottom.
Buy the news, anon. The very first headline you see from the mainstream jewish news agency which features "Recession", you buy with everything you have. You will have a very small window to execute.

yahoo finance you beclown yourself once again

>>51706866
Most of the old timers sold when SOX went under the 200 day moving average. Bagholders are anons who tried to buy the "dip"

>>51707069
Relief rally is more likely.

i'm pretty proud of myself I made $2.76 today

>>51707084
believe it or not, she's actually natural. Looks fake though

MU bros...

>>51707060
Down 1.3%. Kinda boring, looks like we will crab now for eternity.

>>51707069
>Tomorrow it gets worse
check the volume we hit the temporary bottom

Another bad day tomorrow. Strap in.

>SPY goes under 360 while I was gone
It's over bulltards

>>51707079
We ended the day in red again today. Did you know that? Do you know what a bear market is? Do you know what a recession is? Also stop talking like a woman it makes you look like a faggot.

>>51707067
I'm not buying till I get the ATH price half off.

LOWEST CLOSE SINCE NOVEMBER 2020

>>51706881
Diablo sold to many copies to be valuable, maybe 50 dollars if its a good condition box. Still, it's one of of boxes that are always on the market so getting a price estimate is easy. Hellfire and collectors edition boxes are the more expensive items where price is basically dependent on whether or not there's more than one person looking for it at a specific moment in time.

HoMM is like 100 dollars these days and there's probably one three copies of Armageddon's Blade that go up on ebay in any year. I think it can easily go to 200 dollars.

There's very little speculation in the PC big box market as well, it's genuinely mostly people buying old boxes to put on their shelf. Completely different from the absurdity of console games with shit like grading.

>>51707088
The bottom, really? We haven't even had the acute crash yet, we've just been crabbing down. We are going far deeper than 350 imo.

>>51707114
Some people are just terrified of hard times

Well, I just closed out most of my SPY butterflies I bought yesterday that exp tomorrow at +100%, gonna keep these 4 and let em ride, might get a 5X on these or they might go to zero, I guess I'll be happy either way

>>51707123
Thanks

Comfy as fuck being 8 dimensionally positioned with flat spx delta and up 20% vs spy on the 1 month

>>51706951
Good I need retards on the other side of my trades. Why would that make me mad? Do you not know how the market works?

Soxl sisters
Not like this....

>>51707143
how do I do this

>>51707060
19k unrealized. So that's cool.

-10%
Im done trading. should have left a good thing alone.

>>51706979
the only thing that will end in something worse than a black swan, the dreaded descending duck setup

>>51707037

>>51707114
dO YoU kNoW wHaT a BeAr MaRkEt iS?

Ohhh wow he's the spooky pirate man. Go back to /pol/ and take your doombear faggot circle jerk bullshit with you.

>>51707167
Not really, I just buy shares every month hehe

1 more day and Sept 2022 will be written

>>51707188
lol how's your portfolio doing?

>>51706944
In that case I will buy at 8, 7, 6, and 5.
You will likely miss the bottom and kill yourself.

>>51707166
How do I break into the 8th dimension? I'm stuck in 3 right now.

>>51706806
disagreeing with somebody doesnt make you asshole, calling people who disagree with you assholes does though.

>>51707111
Volume was dead average retard

>>51707126
Don't get me wrong, I hope you're right, but we'll see I guess. I'm expecting some sort of executive tomfuckery to stop a full blown crash

>>51707226
Color is a dimension.

>>51707167
By the way, I'm trying to learn about investing. Are you trying to say that you benefit from me buying shares? That's insane

>>51707214
what a fine woman

>>51706934
I've been short most of the month.

>>51707255
Lmao

Here we go again, mumu thinking this is the bottom. Student loan forgiveness is cancelled. The markets are going to vomit blood tomorrow.

>>51707123
wait my HOMM discs are worth a bunch of money?

>>51707238
thanks for checking for me retard

>His weight starts with a 2
>but his height starts with a 5

>>51707259
I like a girl who comes with a kickstand.

I boughted the dip. I solded the bounce.

>>51707069
Whats her name again, need a good wank

>>51707310
thats great anon, proud of you

>>51707296
based information outsourcer

>>51704503
There is strong consensus that another bear market rally will occur during midterm elections meaning it will start next week or the following.

Sell off begin once again after 1st-2nd week of Nov into Jan. Then reassess everything then

Fed Vice Chairman speaks tomorrow. No one is gonna wanna hold over the weekend after he opens his mouth. Expect a selloff

>>51707188
This guy doesn't understand macro economics. He doesn't understand the supply chain breakdown. He doesn't understand western countries are shutting down their natural resources in the NAME OF GREEN SUSTAINABLE DICKS. HE has no idea how badly this will affect energy prices moving forward. Oil prices determine EVERYTHING in the economy. He doesn't understand globalism is ending. He doesn't understand we are about to enter a commodities super cycle. He didn't read the the birth of Bretton Woods III by Zoltan Pozsar


He has zero clue about the geopolitical threat of CHINA and the TAIWAN STRAIT.

He is a normie with The “60/40 portfolio faggot. Who has NO CLUE what is about to happen..He is not a stock investor he is a faggot clueless zombie who just listens to JIM CRAMER.

>>51707214
Hello beautiful lady. My name is Rajesh. I would very like to do the needful with you. What is your number pretty lady?

>>51707177
Like this. Sell 2 calls at same strike you think it will rxp at. Buy two calls, one lower and one higher, equally distant, in this case $4 wide each way. You have to click edit ratio to change to sell from one to two

>>51707084
Bc niggers unironically like grotesque big asses and american culture is basically nigger culture. Thats why if you look at the ass/tits preference world map, yurop is a tit conoisseur meanwhile usa is nigger. I'm not bullshitting you on this one

>>51707315
Bailey Jay I think

>>51707214
Mmm, source on this mamacita

>>51707226
Best thing is to start trading across time. So use future trades and past trades in the now.

>>51707182
Same. All I had to do was stop back in December 2021. Id be up double digits percenta, yeah I'm down big time and erased a lot of gains. It sucks and my hope of escaping the wage cage is nearly and entirely destroyed.

>>51707315
Vera Djikmanns or some shit. I probably misspelled.

>>51707338
No... thats not it

>>51707334
aren't you fucked if it closes in the >366 <370 range?

wait, so if normies are getting bearish then that normally means its buying time, right?

>>51707381
Not this time.

>>51707355
>time
Thanks anon. 4 dimensions down, 4 more to go.

>mu
>Nike
They haven't released earnings yet and they're already dying lmao. Can't wait

>>51707292
No the value is in the paper stuff that people threw away or got damaged over time. The actual game is like 10 dollars.

>>51707296

>>51707067
>big round numbers

Tomorrow can be worse, r-right lads?

>>51707381
capitulation is when on one wants to EVER invest in stock market ever again. We still have a long way to go.... probably around S&P 2000.

>>51707379
No, you make money if it does. You can only lose how much you pay for it, if it goes way outside the range you just lose what you paid

>>51707281
Fuck off you fake ass bobo. You were calling us terrorists less than a month ago.

>>51707186
>If burry said it, it must be right...

Burry is turning into the new Peter schiff, Permabear

I found a cool website, it basically allows you to search stocks like if you were using e-commerce website:
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=fa_fpe_u10,fa_pb_low&ft=2&o=pe

So I sorted stocks by P/E and it looks like STAF is the best value that you can buy right now. Is that correct assumption? I think I'll buy it tomorrow.

>>51707387
Experience
Your actions in the market which will improve your future returns irregardless of short term returns
For maximal long term value you need to optimize for this

>>51707421
How? Wouldn't you theoretically get assigned for the two SPY calls you sold and only have one ITM to cover?

>>51707422
Yes, that was until mumu tried to assassinate me.

>>51707432
>STAF
wow what a steal, it's down 98% on the year so great price too!

>>51707214
Ahhhhhh you niggers made me look. I knew that face was uncanny and gave tranny vibes but I still went for it

>>51707449
And down 99.95% in 8 years, I have no clue about TA but this might be a support

>>51707460
Lol, Bailey Jay got another one!

>>51707108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOPITULATE

>>51707422
He apologized.

None of my super cheap bids on puts are hitting, all I have right now is one (1) Spy 301 expiring tomorrow and about $12 in cash. Help me make it Bobros, what can I buy super cheap puts on that will get me out of this hole? I've been a bobo for a couple years now and my money is fucking gone!

Not buying until shit and piss500 gets delisted

>>51707438
No. This is not like a credit spreads, it is a debit spread, so you aren't on the hook for anything, you just lose the tiny debit you paid. The lower strike call you own covers you because it's worth more than the two sells

>>51707481
Linetrap still reigns supreme.

>>51706760

Comics are gay but I am jelly af about those old PC game boxes. I used to have a huge stack of 90s/00s games. I probly should have kept em to sell to collector types, but back then I didn't give a shit about investing. O well.

>>51707423
Have you taken any psychology or sociology or writing classes in college?

Have you ever herd of foreshadowing? Do you what the purpose of news? Do you understand movies, games and music create and control culture and human behavior?

Please read the news. They are foreshadowing a Taiwan Invasion by China.

>>51707143
While you jerked off with that butterfly spread all day I was in and out of both long puts and long calls 10 times for 6x the profit. Grats on the 110% but idk just feels like extra steps to make the same bet at the end of the day. And getting filled on combined orders is a problem sometimes.

How is btc still over 19k??

guys , i didnt close my oil short . how fucked i am ?

>>51707514
Imagine the smell

based apple exec fondles big breasted women

>>51706760
>as the rest of the collectibles market has crashed
6th gen games are way too much money

> currently down $85k YTD across all my accounts
Kill me.

>>51707472
well if it dropped 99% that means your downside is only 1% if you buy in right now, what's the risk

>>51707438
Robinhood wouldn't let you even do that otherwise

Lil bro thought we wuz gon get rich just buy the dip

>>51707555
That makes lots of sense, thanks for advice

>>51707518
>>51707558
Yeah I believe you, I am reading about them on fidelity's website RN. I think I just do not understand the strategy well enough yet.

>>51704496
Your money want on a Fantastic Voyage

Vix went down a lot today after the bottom compared to yesterday, I wonder if it means anything.

>>51707238
>dead average
>volume
So low MM algo

>>51707532
team "it's all fucked, get out of BTC" vs team "it's all fucked, run to BTC" in a bit of a stalemate

>>51707521
God he was so hot back in the day

>>51707481
I also did it bc he has similar legs as girl at my HS had. Looking back I shouldn't have fagged out when she was teasing me by pressing her soft body against mine everytime we were together

>>51707214
SHOW BOBS AN PENIPS CLOTH OFF

>>51706542
Just the right time for that

>>51706792
Dang he went broke and turned Pajeet?

If you look like this, just send me your money and give up now. You'll never make it

Baking

>>51706760
Worms 2 was so much fun you win the market sir

>>51707654
If we can let this thread make it to page 7 before someone bakes, I'll give a prize

tomorrow russia will nuke ukraine

>>51707749
I fucking hope so

Are dividend stocks like JEPI just noob traps?
Why shouldn't I just put that same money into an S&P ETF like VOO?

"results were impacted by rapidly weakening consumer demand and significant customer inventory adjustments across all end markets." - MU

>>51707776
They're honestly pretty good. Degenerate gamblers will hate on them though

>>51707776
that's not a dividend

>>51707776
etf's like JEPI are for sure.

>>51707776
>JEPI
you can achieve the same thing without paying fees sutpid nigger

Who has the micron call?

>>51706645
It hasn't tested the March 2020 bottom yet, so no.

>>51707334
>Expire price < $362 = lose the debits you paid for the long calls minus the credit you collected for the short call
>Expire price @ $366 = max profit, $362 call is in the money as much as it can be while the $366 short call expires worthless (a good thing for short calls) and $370 OTM long call expires worthless but you are net ahead from the gains on the lower strike positions
>Expire Price > $370 = all are ITM but long calls profits should slightly out weight the loss on the short calls up to a point
Did I get this right? Just read about this in picrel this week. This is the one spread that sort of seems like it could be useful.

>>51707775

>>51707776
BITCH buy Short Term Treasuries. They are giving you a guaranteed return from 2.6 - 3.6%.

Why the fuck would you buy the S&P when stocks still have a long way down to go? Are you a masochist

Baked! >>51707801

>>51707776
Jepi converts theta into dividends as it sells option-like ETNs on its core low beta spy holdings. It's better than voo in crab/bear. But worse in bull.

>>51706882
Just scanned your barcodes and traced your PSA slabs back to your eBay account.

what mean when dis hapen? big poopy? (ES 1m @ 3:59pm)

>>51707529
no i didnt take women courses. Am engineer

you sounds like a schizo faggot with no friends

>>51707879
> he baked

>>51706896
that carpet is a mess.

>>51707854
Yea, it's just like the pic>>51707421

>>51706792
do a big gamble trade where you win bigor lose everything.

>>51707327
Hahahaha muh supply chain breakdown! Two and a half fucking years later! Holy fucking shit that is so retarded

Oh my god you are such a fucking /pol/tard can you just go the fuck back

>>51707621
my nipples are lighter

>>51707885
i think i'll buy both...

>>51707067
Even this bounce during power hour looked weak as hell and had comparably little volume. Just looked like some shorts covering. Pretty sure we'll gap down after CPI tomorrow.

>>51706553
Something i never understood about WEF
We wont have enough resources to eat meat, but we will have enough to:
Charge and recharge endless deone delivery bots, which overall past a certain weight might be as bad or worse than trucks
Enough high specialized printers and processed chemical compnents to 3d print organs to keep people alive even longer
Oh but when we keep them alive, we wont have enough resources for meat
Surely some people question this shit, right?

>>51708142
>Surely some people question this shit, right?

Not going to happen. Most people are sheep. Once you start questioning one thing, you're going to start questioning everything.

>>51704503
In 30 years

im sleepy but stuck at work for 4 more hours.

>>51706812
Imagine checking your portfolio more than once a year when its that boring.