/biz/ - Business & Finance

Where are we in the course of empire?

>>51699680
first for money printer

EU is kill.

MOOOO
MOOOOO
MOOOOOOO
*pees pants*

Best way to short Germany?

>>51699692
it ended in 2008 lol, nobody is willing to accept that yet

>>51699705
Burn natural gas in your house.

>>51699692
2012 and mayan calendar were correct, we were just too dumb to understand

>YOU PERSERVERED BOBO. NOW REAP THE SPOILS

>>51699692
Fall of the republic. We get 5 good emperors over the next 1000 years.

>>51699692
Third century (now XXI) crisis.

>>51699705
Short DAX

What retarded thing did the Germs do this time?

>oh, we finally had a green day?
>let's start 5 points lower
pre and post market trading is so gay lmao

i hate niggers

man these violent daily swings really are something

>>51699692
We're literally Roman republic era, just waiting on our Julius

is it safe to load up on puts here? looks like the market wants lower, but the short side still seems pretty overcrowded desu

>>51699754
the US blew up their energy source so now they can't switch sides and suck russian cock for gas when their people revolt this winter, they're pretty fucked and can't do anything about it

>>51699692
We're in the looting stage. They installed a demented octogenarian so no one's watching the till while they steal everything that's left.

>>51699776
>is it safe to gamble on options

N

War is good for America. Europe relying on America is good for America. Soon They will become our slave vassal state and each country will be forced to send over their prime 18-21 year old virgins as tribute & protection from the evil putler empire.

>>51699776
BOE turned the money printer on yesterday, if we get another big dip they will resume printing, shorts are what make sense but the market doesn't make sense, remember 2020.

I

Dow futs down 0.9, been sitting at about 0.8 most of the day so that data didn't do too much

>>51699771
>Invest in stocks, they said
>The volatility is nowhere near crypto, they said

>Florida Sheriff Believes "Fatalities In The Hundreds" As Hurricane Ian Wreaks Havoc
Kek.
>NO I CAN'T LEAVE MY HOOOOOOOUSE I'M A *REAL* FLORIDIAN
I laughed during Katrina, I'm laughing again.

>>51699692
1940s brittain, we're entirely reliant on our colonies to produce anything that isn't a service (useless) and bleeding our colonies (entire rest of the world) dry to fight the economic war, and soon, they'll all be seeking greater autonomy, ensuring collapse.

>people got long yesterday

>>51699790
Fuck no, not when you're dick brained like me. I accidentally got puts on AAPL that expire 30th of this month. Guys help what do I sell @$144 put expiring in 1 day?

Roasted some sweet potatoes in my gas oven for 3 hours yesterday in honor of europoors across the sea.
>>51699823
I am in Texas and LA refugees were the fucking worst. Will the FL ones be any better?

>>51699771
yeah whatever you do in such time you should keep the leverage light

wooof rip glad I didnt move to flo'rida

>>51699857
>HODL

>>51699680
Based.

Futes are going up

>>51699771
So are the weekly and monthly swings. This is my target date fund.

>>51699822
Bitcoin lost 2/3 of its value. The S&P is much more stable than that.

oh no bobros apple is doing that thing again

>>51699790
buddy, we're not playing by the book blackjack here. why don't you take a hike back to the min stake tables.

>>51699909
Also dropped 20 grand in during that period.

There is no way we don’t end green today.

>>51699918
given that they said they're not selling so many iPhones anymore it's natural

>>51699829
Nobody got long, volume was incredibly low.

Just finished reading about time spreads in picrel. Spreads are a scam to get more trading commissions into the hands of the CME group. Sure I think I will long 10 march calls and short 10 June calls and then short 5 march futures and buy 5 June futures and end up with a NET 0 profit position while there are per contract trading fees going right into the hands of the Natenbergs of the world. Pick a direction goys and save yourself the headaches of predicting future IV, underlying movements, etc. A whole scam if you ask me

Green Day.

>>51699951
there's no way, there's literally too many niggers, jews, and all kinds of chinks.

>>51699993
Well, September IS almost over.

>>51699886
Thank you.

We are going green

>>51699988
>spreads are a scam
>count me in
i like you

Who has that chart with the close, futures and open price? Is it going to pan out today?

>>51699782
If they were smart they'd impose a heavy tax on gas for the next 2 months so they have enough supply left during the *really* cold months.

>>51699680
Why did you bake so early REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51699829
I may be hooked.

>>51699988
oh you were being facisious. fuck you nigger

SIGA WON AGAIN

>>51700025
That chart is bullshit.

WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT

ALMOST

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Yesterday saw record put to call ratio.
On incredibly poor volume.
Meaning that not many were positioned for that move up.
And as revenge, they went short. Remember what they say about shorting the first bounce.
3800 is the target. Sorry bobo.

>>51699782
Germany has enough for this winter anyways.

HEEEEEEEEEEERE WE GO AGAIN LADS

>>51700030
if they were smart they wouldn't have shut down their nuclear plants, you have to stop thinking about politics and the markets as rational

AAPL SIS...

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>>51700048
Spreads suck and complicate your position for no reason other than to increase trading fees. I guess it gives you the confidence to hold things overnight but the way Sheldon describes it he's talking about making predictions about where IV and the underlying are going to be in 2 months. What kind of goyim has that kind of crystal ball? I'm just hoping I wake up each day

Get tired on losing money on individual stocks.

Okay it looks like the market is recovering a bit, I'll go into boomer global equity ETF.

Today: Down 2.5%

Thanks Obama

my tqqq leaps are green

At what point did you realize the entire market was a shitcoin?

>>51699993
>>51700025
>>51700057
It failed.

i remember my first time i went to the NYSE, i was in the middle of trading pokemon cards with benjamin franklin when i looked over and saw george washington telling abe lincoln, "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" then all hell broke lose and there was like famine and shit. kinda reminds me of today really.

"NEAR LEHMAN" MOMENTS ARE BEARISH
THE MARKET IS WORKING BROS

>>51700081
>if they were smart they wouldn't have shut down their nuclear plants
Oh that goes without saying. It's just a fun exercise in "how would you unfuck this situation, given its current fuckery?"

>>51700000

>>51699993
uh oh

>>51700050
What the fuck was monkepox. Jannies get triggered by it for some reason.

>>51700094
volatility is easy to predict goyim.

>>51700107
Meds. Now.

>>51700090
I can't even keep up with the tick tock

>>51700107
Probably requires a vax passport to go to the nyse now

>>51700128
True.
Just call your rabbi for updates.

>>51700134
We told you..... about the DOW history.

>>51700140
just ask your rabbi for which doctors are taking bribes. those things are easy to get.

wut was dis.

im papering today again but mostly gonna focus on reading

>>51700128
Yea when your people invented the volatility algo

>>51700133
>Meds. Now.
Saying this is the equivalent of saying "who hurt you". It's incredibly cringe, because it's all you losers say.

SBUX green on national coffee day

>>51700159
Na I'll just neet and larp as a successful trader and not worry about your mark of the beast instead

>>51700171
Meds. Now.

>>51700171
Which begs the question: who hurt YOU, anon?

>>51700171
who hurt you

jesus fuck i cannot make a winning trade fucking kill me

TayTay is so hot

Just took my meds like you guys wanted.
It was 45 mg adderall ir, but meds none the less.

Don't tell me you fell for yesterday's pump?

and just like that the market is crashing

>>51700193
Same lmao.

Can't even win on Boomer funds.

Guess I'll just bag hold.

>>51700171
meds now?

>>51699857
let it expire worthless

>>51700203
I got hooked.

>>51700193
>IF YOU EXPEREIENCE WHIPSAW LOSSES-
>stop trading
>>51700100

>>51700223
fuck you im down 64k how the fuck do i get it back

>Great Shitstain committing sudoku is bullish! Restarting QE while you're hyperinflating is bullish! Priced in!
lol
lmao

>>51700185
>>51700216
>they always tell you: Meds now
>never ask: Meds how?
Sad.
>>51700189
>>51700190
Thanks for the (You)'s

I LIVE IN FLORIDA
WE GOT HIT BY A HURRICANE
NOBODY CARES ABOUT US

the only time ive ever not lost money was when i just keep it all in my savings account

happy 2008 crash anniversary

>>51700242
BUDDY LOOK AT GBP COMPUTER

AMAZING, WE GAVE ALL OF YESTERDAYS PUMP AWAY RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING

HONESTLY IT WAS ANYONE'S GUESS

>>51700238
Revenge trading on leverage.

>>51700249
Back at you, mein negger.

>DXY crashing
>stocks crashing

um... bros?

>>51700253
Nobody cares about Gulf Coast.

>>51700253

>>51700253
How do I profit from this?

>>51699680
Why's it so much fun being a bobo? I love watching mumus accounts bleed into mine

>>51700263
IT ISNT WORKING

>>51700100
>global equity etf
>global is still in the process of getting killed by usd
Why not wait till 4th Q 2023 and buy those global etf
We have our cheat sheet might as well use them

>>51700267
DXY should have Yuan on it.

How is it possible that both the market and dxy dump?

>>51700253
i said stay safe based florida before bed. so you have been blessed my fren

I have to shit

>>51700267

GBP IS POOMPING

BUY BUY BUY

>>51700253
nobody cared about you beforehand, now you're just a wet version of that

>>51700253
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT US
It took the hurricane destroying your state for you to figure that out? Lol

Time for the next proper leg down?

>>51700253
the market is open and crashing have some fucking respect

kek, baggies.

kek, faggies.

>Markets hit the floor
>TMV not breaking through 3%+

Why? When the markets were flipped the other way yesterday, I was down like 10%. Are some kind of Hebrew tricks to blame?

>>51700267
holy shit how many fucking times do i have to say it?
>index relative to other currencies
>virtually nothing to do with equity prices/values
>no direct link whatsoever

>>51700267
it's finally over, the beginning of the end

>COME ON OUT BUDDY ITS SAFE NOW

My DAX shorts are looking good

>>51700253
Yeah, well, if your diaspora didn't shit up my state maybe I would.

SQQQ

AAPL just broke its 100MA
pain ahead

I regret buying soxl, bros

Uhmmmm.......

They're probably gonna halt trading, they can't stop the selling, even Cramer doesn't know what to think.

Here come the big stops!

Bitch left me when I was broke, then I shorted SPY and shitted on that bitch.

>>51700348
>>51700342
>>51700332

>>51700321
nvm we're over 3.3%+ and climbing. Just gotta be a little patient I guess.

>>51700253
I'm sending you guys some positive thoughts, OK? Now shut up.

>>51700350
>shitted on that bitch
Inshallah my Saudi friend.

>>>/pol/397458095

>>>/pol/397458095

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>>>/pol/397458095

Today we're testing 11k on NDQ
Screencap this

>>51700322
>>no direct link whatsoever
they're usually pretty inversely coorelated but whatever I'm gonna go watch survivor while my shorts print

>>51700267
It's cause of the labor report. Jobs are still fine which means the rape hikes will continue.

NO NO NO
WAIT WAIT WAIT
NO NO NO NO

AND HERE COMES VIX 40

>>51700293
>tfw I hovered over "buy" but chickened out of 2dte shemitah week puts yesterday afternoon because I feared the heckin relief rally
le sigh. At least I'm still holding my 250 LEAPs.

thread theme
https://youtu.be/BaXCr9KuOoM
https://youtu.be/BaXCr9KuOoM

Yesterday we were just testing the new top. That's your new resistance level mumus

>>51700375
That should be bullish for DXY
DXY is only dumping because GBP is pumping, and GBP is pumping on hopes and dreams for hikes. Expect massive DXY rally in the coming weeks

>>51700375
Explain, why does a good jobs report mean the hikes have to continue? I thought the only number that really matters for Fed policy is Core CPI

>>51700370
they already did that yesterday buddy

>>51700369
>>51700383
>>51700377

>>51700377
>>51700383

>>51700395
yesterday didn't even touch 11100, BUDDY

Reddit market moment

lmao my fucking tsla puts are printing today, up 100% already and it's not even fucking lunch time yet

if you europoors and japos don't stop revolting and selling treasuries you're going to get a visit from the freedom fairy very very very soon.

Holy fuck, look at all that blood red.

>>51700409
you're right and we are going to go much much lower in the coming months

>Just buy the dip and hold for ten years bro

Hey guys, what’s going on in this th

>>51700428
We're going to redeem before other people can redeem first.

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH bobo strikes back youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bitaccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh

I hate trading, investing and anything to do with money. at least licensed casinos let you know upfront that they're fucking you

just putting it out there

>>51700442
Just a collapse of the post 2008 ponzi scheme.

>ARKK back to covid levels of low

OH N-

Nothing can stop this collapse.

fun fact we are 1.8% away from june bottom on the nasdick

>>51700433
that's unironically my plan. only problem is I'll be 38 by then.

>>51700394
Because believe it or not the Federal Reserve is responsible for keeping fleshbags occupied. Google "dual mandate".
More importantly, unemployment is the only thing that will make voters madder than inflation is making them right now, so it's the only political cover the fed could possibly have to pivot.

Buddy...

BUDDY LOOK AT COIN COMPUTER

It's going to crab today.

>>51700455
Lol been to a lot of casinos. None of them have ever mentioned how much I'm being fucked.
t. paid $9 for a bottle of beer

>>51699680
SOOO FAKE AND GAY.

I load up puts yesterday and we climb for NO FUCKING REASON. puts expire and of course this happens.

Bottom wont be till spy hits 320-200

>>51700482
BOGGED

>>51700482
>His puts expired?
>Good dump eet

>>51700463
at least you aren't 38 right fucking now

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE MARKET IS CRASHING!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND YOU BITACHHHHHHHHHHHHH

btw if it adds any credibility, I don't mind posting my gains so far
We're going to NDQ sub 10k by EOY

>>51700482
>we climb for NO FUCKING REASON
I really think yesterday may have been end of quarter window dressing.

Hey-yo, where you at, retard?

>>51700482
Yeah bro happened to me too. The very one day I buy puts, there is giga pump

>>51700481
i dunno, i was really really drunk at the casino one time and the security guard told me i was fucked and said i could sleep in the empty buffet room.

TAKE YOUR EARNINGS AND WALK!

DONT GET HOOKED!

This is so hecking crazy! This market is schizo!

I wish I knew that today was gonna be red!

Especially when yesterday was green!

And then futures crabbed!

(The meme chart is real you fucking idiots)

https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1575483507505508354
One more small push

I HATE BOOMERS
I HATE (((MARKET MAKERS)))

Thanks

>>51699680
Will we ever reach 30k in the Dow again in the next 6 months?

having a good day day trading short qqq

set 5 profit taking levels for 20% of my trade and already sold 60%. If it reverses, I'll still end the day green. Feeling good.

WTF WAS THAT?

Elections have consequences.

>>51700482

>>51700533
Futures didn't crab.

>>51700533
>(The meme chart is real you fucking idiots)
it has been wrong so many times in the past 2 weeks only, let alone the entire year

I made like 200$ on my UPRO and TMF I sold just in time this morning to not take a loss. Guess that's what I get for being greedy lol thought we could squeeze out one more green day.

support at 363 still holding, crab week

I thought we already hit the bottom. WHAT THR FUCK IS THE BOTTOM?!

>>51700566
bottom wont be till we hit 320-200

bros my boss asked me how much I'd like to make if they promoted me since they have to file for budget next month and wanted to know what to put. I'm getting promoted if the budget gets approved

>>51700253
Coolio died, that's more important than Florida getting hit by the 3,518th hurricane since its discovery

>>51700543
Depend on CPI. My guess, no
We may not even get to 30k again for a decade if so

>>51700566
The dumping only stops when you realise the truth.

Buy puts when the market is up. Sell Puts when the market goes down. Works every time. Pro BOBO investor

Appletard bros....

>BUT I LISTENED TO YOU GUYS AND BOUGHT SOXL YESTERDAY

>>51700552

Yes they did. They were literally +.1% red and +.1% green at midnight last night you fucking idiot.

>>51700543
Yeah
30,000 zimbabwe dollars LOMA

I WANT A CRAB!

I WANT TO MAKE SOME MOTHER FUCKIGN MONEY!

QQQ 273 cracked, 272 next jump in bobos

>>51700576
i wish white people would stop adopting brown "culture"

Fox Biz News : major phosphate mine in central Florida is fucked.

Listen to me. We bulls have kept this market up. We are in control. This won't matter. We will keep it up like all of us have before. We are going to buy this dip and the market WILL NOT fall any further. Stop trying to get control. We are in control, we have retail. We are the slurpers and dip eaters. We are in control, we are retail this is not scary. We won. You will never ever shake us out.

>>51700533
>futures
>crabbed
>< -1%
futures were super red

>>51700594
futures were blood red

>>51700602
NOOOOOOO MUH HECKIN PHOSPHATE

>>51700590
soxl at 5 only and it’s still a loss if it gets delisted

>>51700576
congrats (hope youre not getting axed)

>manager of the norwegian sovereign wealth funds expect 0% return on the US stock market the next 10 years

Where is the fed schizo guy when the market is making lower lows? He only shows up when its bouncing.

>>51700594
At midnight?

>>51700481
>$9 beer
sounded expensive until I remembered that beer here in northen Europe costs always 10€ or more
anyway, I was mostly talking about how they are upfront about the returns to player, you WILL lose around 5% in most slots and 1-2% in live casino games.

>>51700618
why would you listen to norwegians

>>51700618
I would say this is to become the base case. Just look at Nikkei 225

I SAID THEY WERE OUT OF HELIUM AT THE GROCERY STORE AND THIS WOULD HAPPEN! AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME!

>>51700618

>>51700607
fuck trading spy, just trade specific shit, way easier to jew over 1 company than to jew over the entirety of the s&p 500... not saying it's impossible to jew over the entire country, but just saying it's easier to jew over a single company.

>>51700618
Same thing Stanley Druckenmiller said. Relatively high inflation with a crabbing stock market for the next 10 years. The free money train has stopped and now it's time to pay the price

what would hitler do?

>>51700576
don't answer. let them answer first

>>51700653
Invade Poland

>>51700552
>>51700554
>>51700604

Lol retards. Fine, I'll just continue making free money.

I look forward to your "this market is so fucking schizo!!!" posts tomorrow morning :^)

>>51700653
Invade somewhere and blame the Jews

WHOAH BUDDY

>>51700653

>>51700646
but if you are with IB you can get 8x leverage on index, only 4x on large caps :(

No better feeling than hitting a -3% red on 8x leverage

>>51700618
I want to believe. Normies have overcrowded this trade to the point that it would make sense that it would be utterly unprofitable now

>>51700653
Warming up the furnaces.

>>51700587
where were you terse
yesterday

>>51700599
same. these ppl need to be shamed. Tired of nigger culture desu

WOAH LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100 WOOOOAH

>>51700667
I sold my shit too early... IDK why but im scared of some bullshit like yesterday

>>51700653
Hitler would probably ask Keppler

>>51700661
Yesterday was super green, futures were super red, your chart predicted green, not red. You're delusional.

>>51700653
something akin to this

>>51700662
>blame
you mean telling the truth about them

First for fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff bezos' whore girlfriend
That is all

>>51700603
buddy in spite of being a based motoko poster, you're HOOKED.

we're gonna get PPT'd

I almost bought in yesterday. Almost.
Where is the dip? I think it is 29k.

>all those articles still up saying that the BOE saved the stock market

STOP THE COUNT - ACTIVATE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

fuck bobo play would have been ez money

What if we past a law requiring yearly wages (except min wage fags kek) to increase by the rate of inflation each year?

>>51700661
Please tell us how to use the chart. You don't look at the futures in the morning?

already down 3% and its not even lunch yet lmao spy 320 here we come

are we gonna see circuit breakers this year?

>>51700348
That was the first bunch, now let's see what's happening below Tuesday's lows!

1.4% from the june bottom :^)

holy fuck bros im making so much money, my account is more than double what it was yesterday, 80% in puts btw

>>51700653
what he did historically, end the central bank and kick the jews out and start a period of economic boom

>>51700715
financial "(((journalism)))" is hilarious

>>51700599
https://youtube.com/shorts/9Vw4o6L__CY?feature=share

>>51700711
Depends on your time frame. There will be daily swings you could play, but in general the next "safe for a week" investment opportunity will be at 20K. Get out fast though, because that's not even close to the bottom. This is going to be worse than every other bear market that the US has ever experienced.

>>51700757
post account screenshot so i can live through you vicariously

I honestly hope this causes some people to rope and die

all of yesterdays losses have now been recovered

>>51700772
You were warned.

>DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU WENT SHORT WITH A SMALL STOP LOSS YOUR WINNER WOULD HAVE CONTINUED TO RUN AND RUN WITH NO BOUNCE AND YOU MISSED THE TRAIN

I'm retarded. Why selling bonds raise the bond's yield?

>>51700744
When the UK and EU start to break down in november we will probably see circuit breakers, yeah

>a nice slow orderly capitulation

CRAB! CRAB! CRAB! CRAB! CRAB! I want a Crab!!

>>51700781
its not a huge account, but I started with 1k a couple weeks ago

tone, look at apple computers

NOOOO TSLA BROS ITS OVER

Fucking oil FINALLY ITS GOING DOWN

Bulltards be real quiet today huh

>>51700729
>You don't look at the futures in the morning?

No those aren't futures, that is premarket.

Future are traded between 10pm EST and 2am EST.

This thread is too low IQ to use a meme chart while I'm pulling $1k/day.

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY ?

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>>51700844
>I'm pulling $1k/day.
except you aren't

>international stock is down 31%
>literally crabbing since 2010
Fuck bogleheads I am never internationally investing again

>>51700802
Because bonds have a price relative to its face value. So you go and buy a 1000$ treasury for 990 dollars then the bond price goes down and you sell for 985. The yield goes up because it is calculated using that difference in price from face value + the coupon.

>>51700787
100% on 2 accounts rn

>>51700668
>>51700668
>>51700668
>>51700668

I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
Gotta like what you do
If you wanna be with me
Baby, there's a price to pay

>>51700829
my puts are up 200% on the fucking day. YEEEE-HAAAAW!!!!!

>>51700618
It’s only true if people believe him. Remember, only you can create your reality!

>>51700864
Thanks.

>>51700780
I have a 401(k) sitting in a Money Market. It has been for a year. You doomsday folks better come through soon, I want to see some growth.

>>51700870
how do I do this

>>51700844
Thank you, it's educational.

>>51700872
FUCK I AM PRINTING MONEY TODAY

I am somehow scalping every fucking bounce on the QQQ correctly. Wait for small spike up and it always immediately goes down when I short

I am gonna cream

>>51700861
>tfw your vanguard financial advisor scammed you.

Vanguard confirmed Chinese psyop?

>>51700747

>>51700875
That’s only true if you are in a cave Amd never talk to anyone.

>>51700802
Lets say I loan you $100 at 1% for one year so you pay me $101. Then for whatever reason like I need that cash back now, dont think youll be able to repay, or can get a better yield elsewhere, I want to sell your debt to me to someone else. I decide to take a small loss and sell your debt to me for $99 to someone else. You still owe $101 total but they only paid $99 for it and so they make $2 in interest instead of $1, pushing the new yield to 2/99 or about 2%.

>New 52 week low on SPY
>About to barrel past 360
BROS

>>51700929
VTIX is up tho….

>>51700941
At the end of the day, we are all in our own little personal cave

hurry up and capitulate so I can grab cheapies

WHY DID I SELL SO EARLY! I FUCKING HATE MY SELF... RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>51700997
Same. Sold my Tesla short. For some stupid reason I started to believe the cultists would carry the stock, and that people would buy into more QE.

>>51700375
they literally said they don't care about softness in the labor market. if you haven't been around long enough and aren't used to fed-speak, this means "millions of jobs can and will be lost." they'll get one quarter of "low inflation," declare victory, and then "let people" go back to rapid acceleration of the economy.
now we may not be able to drive that acceleration, and end up in a recession again but that's besides the point.

>>51700392
wrong
the market for USTs is international
it takes only one or two economies anywhere in the world to fire up and print some badass earnings, and the whole world goes speculating there. DXY is left in the dust

>>51700463
not only is that not a problem, it's literally exactly what worked after the GFC. both gold and the S&P went on multi-decadal runs.

>>51700653
he nationalized the central bank and printed even harder than they did, used it to bend the entire economy into a wartime one, then expected he'd win a war and recoup the inflationary damage by owning a lot of new real estate. hitler aspired to literally nothing but being the biggest landlord in europe

>>51700822
That's great anon, keep up the good work.

>>51700829
Forming a right shoulder.

>>51700653
He’d praise the blue eyes blond aryan while he himself was a Jew, and mobilize the retard masses into a meat grinder as part of the Jesuit plan to recreate itself after receiving “a deadly wound”, but don’t let historical fact interrupt you.

>>51700822
nice bro

>>51701652
A lot was going on then. Probably the "true" "genesis" of the Cold War/Theater.