/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51694254
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,327.111B, 100P = 23.27111B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,366.798B (ATH), 101P = 23.434B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Bagholder general

WAGMI general

It's coming. Post your we are going to WAGMI make it face

KEK BAGGIES!

NFT market place did nothing.
Split did nothing.
Ryan Cohen has done nothing.


YNGMI HAHHAHAHA BAGGOTS!

>>51694342

if RC doesn't tweet, it's alarming. he gave up and rugged BBBY, now it's not looking good for GME either.

>>51694342

On the serious side, can someone tell me the furthest out they think this could take?

>>51694390
I trust /ourjew/ to do the right thing

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>>51694342
You won't be able to see my Mo'ASS face because it will be buried here.

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>>51694407
Nobody will have an exact projection of all the possible timelines, but with so many things coming together and the macro complexities involved I would guess it has to happen within the next fourteen days.

>trillion-dollar hedge funds and pHDs are literally losing to /r9k/faggots
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>51694485
they're approaching the problem all wrong I would sell all of my DRS shares tomorrow for 1.4 million per share

>>51694342
After this pops off and reality proves yet again that I am always right about everything, I'll be the smuggest, cheekiest sonuvabitch both online and irl for the next month.

FFFFFFRIDAY TOMORROW MUFUKKKKKASSSS

WHO READY FOR MOONN HEAAA

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>>51694485
try literal 2005 old-fags. the people on the boards migrate a lot more than you think. /r9k/ used to be where /fit/izens went to off-topic post.

>>51694552
2007fag here, can confirm.

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>>51694552
>/r9k/ used to be where /fit/izens went to off-topic post.
No we went to misc
t.2005 /b/tard

>>51694342
We're all going to WAGMI it so hard that the "modern" age ends and the "gamer" age begins

>>51694552
does that guy on fit draw the funny comics every year? I used to go there religiously but then visited snap city and stopped. It wouldn't feel right even lurking the board.

>>51694639
i stopped going for the exact reason. i'm going to start lurking, and posting again when i buy my own home gym for me, and my dobes.

How are you feeling about MOASS starting tomorrow, from a 1-10, with 1 being anxious and 10 being excited?

>>51694661
about tree fiddy

>>51694605
i literally never used misc i just remember when /b/ wasn't a total porn board and we'd occasionally get board-game threads going, and it was lit.
>tfw we will never have another DBZ checkem tournament
cell saga was lit

>>51694485
Besides /biz/, which board do you think will make the most money off the GME MOASS? I could see /k/ indirectly having their wealth elevate a bit due to the increased demand for guns and ammo GME chads will be buying after the short squeeze, for instance.

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>51694737
/pol/,/k/,/v/,/x/, and /trash/. these are the people that will lead the future besides /biz/ it should absolutely terrify those in power.

>>51694737
/sci/ and /x/

>>51694784
Despite /gme/ being a /pol/ colony, the majority of /pol/ who aren't glowwies are NGMI.

>>51694803
glowies are losing their pensions whether they want to acknowledge it or not

>>51694575
Can you triforce?

>>51694788
/sci/ is in on this?

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>>51694881
Bah, got the spacing a bit wrong on my phone. Oh well, you get the idea.

Someone please give me a date to look forward to that isn't tomorrow. I have not been feeling very well these past few months. I need some concrete hopium because I am fading fast. Is there anything on the horizon to be hopeful for?

>>51694900
it was my phone, bro!

>>51694908
Yes, the day before Friday this week.

>>51694364
Why are you here then?

>>51694908
>The market will survive much longer
LOL. LMAO even.

seems like coolio died of heart problems, wonder if it was the clotshot

It’s next week

>>51694788
I could see /x/ MAYBE, but /sci/ are a bunch of insufferable math/engineering elitists who would probably overthink reasons not to invest in the rollercoaster.

Honestly, I think /fit/ seems to be the most likely, they're into self improvement and seem like the type to take on something like this.

/out/, /k/ and /x/ are definitely on the list as well, and I don't know shit about camping or guns. Do like the occasional cryptid though.

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>>51694390
He can’t tweet anymore because of what happened with BBBY. Plan is still on though, dilute next Q, then sell out in 2023.

>>51694924
If you get the spacing right the site sometimes flags it as spam.
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>>51694661
11

>>51694784
Some of the /g/entoomen that aren’t completely retarded will WAGMI also. Imagine foss shit that is independently funded to the point that there are no backdoors anywhere in the entire soft/hardware stack. That or a fully open sourced Microsoft since they claim to love that stuff lately, either one is fine with me

>>51694970
>dilute next Q
yes i have dealt with "meme stocks" before, they will certainly dilute well before they run out of cash, they won't wait until the absolute last minute and risk going bankrupt or having to dilute at a much shittier price, especially when RC is bearish on the overall economy he knows GME might drop further if he waits to dilute

>>51694971
Close enough, I haven't seen that in years

>>51694945
I've been hearing this shit for two years

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>>51695098
CONGRATS you get to witness it for real this time

>>51694788
This would be the darkest timeline

it's quite literally tomorow.

>>51694737
/g/ if they get off their high horse and into blockchain tech. After the financial collapse, companies will want oracle (people who know how to use chainlink) for their businesses. But of course, many bizraelis are already marines, and most of /gme/ will probably slurp up heavy stacks of infrastructure coins

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>>51695122
checked

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>>51694254
Some time in October WAGMI

I've been watching YouTube videos of vigilantes getting back at these Indian scammers... Then today I learned one of my best friends fell for the crypto scams.... He only lost $4,500 but Jesus I hope Pakistan nukes India

>>51695122
When it happens, I'm going to print out a picture of Ken Griffin's face and cum on it.

>>51695225
you better send it to him too

>>51694552
I'm was a tourist who didn't start browsing religiously until this gme shit started and all that means is the AI liked me so much that it kept me out of this shithole until exactly the right time. Oldfags are second on the overlord AIs priority list, lmao. Wagmi regardless.

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>>51695356

What did the pajeets mean by this?

>>51695203
Can't blame them myself personally, India is the closest we have to a cyberpunk dystopia IRL.

>>51695424
more like you have enough in common with us to be apart of the same list.

kek baggies

Idiots actually think god is some AI that scans all of their posts snd directs them where to go. Your intuition and karma score led you here

Idiots actually think god is some AI that scans all of their posts snd directs them where to go. Your intuition and karma score led you here

>>51695552
Idk man I just happened to be randomly browsing /pol/ for the first time in months, on the day that a gme thread showed up, and then came to /biz/ which I didn't even know existed at the time. That can't be intuition. But no, God isn't an AI.

Idiots actually think god is some AI that scans all of their posts snd directs them where to go. Your intuition and karma score led you here

>N0GYY
kek

>>51695588
>But no, God isn't an AI.
yup divine synchronicity

>>51695620
>>51695573
>>51695552
shills are scared of god and gme

>>51695641
i'm scared of God and GME

>>51695573
The first I heard of it I was in a comments section on Telegram, frick I forget who’s channel it was, could’ve been Gypsy crusader or something of the sorts, it just said buy GME and I felt something in my gut. That was probably 3-4 days before the sneeze

>>51695702
i saw dfv's yolo update

>>51695702
>>51695727
it felt like gamergate but with actual consequences

oh my fucking god;shills are bots, and every time NOBODY replies there will be a duplicate reply to fish.
DON'T REPLY AND SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN FISH THE SAME REPLY TO SCREENSHOT lmfao

>>51695778
Really makes you wonder who would go through the effort of botting the thread for the dying brick and morter video game retailer stock in the middle of the night, doesn't it?

>>51695797
they only had to fuck up once for it to be an established rule.

oh my fucking god;shills are bots, and every time NOBODY replies there will be a duplicate reply to fish.
DON'T REPLY AND SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN FISH THE SAME REPLY TO SCREENSHOT lmfao

>>51694254
How probable in your opinion is ww3?

>>51695810
anon we have IDs i can just single you out as a bored retard not understanding the consequences of his actions

>>51695817
drafts not probably since most US military is MERC tier.

>>51694342
get at me

>>51694342

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xqz0ms/ryan_cohen_on_twitter/

i need your intro theme for WAGMI

https://youtu.be/gOpAr0UiT6Q

>>51695825
consequences?

>>51695895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVUiFUJakk0

>entire UK pension fund almost completely broke today if not for the intervention of the UK central bank
how much longer can these faggots keep the charade going?

>>51695907
consequences

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51695702
I was on /v/ shitposting in a BANE thread and then some fag told me to buy gamestop and felt the same thing in my gut, was 3 days before the sneeze, spend 2 days learning how to buy stocks and setting up my account while trying to keep up with the fucking GME threads going ballistic, the crazy AH, the MEGA domp to $40 and fucking DFV doubling down. I had 20 shares at $39 and a couple more at fucking $315 kek, was fucking shooked after the dump feeling retarded but saw his testimony and sold my fucking car the same day, got a loan, got a better job and was at 500 sharedinos before the split, which is honestly a shitload in my third world shithole. This have been some fucking crazy 2 years desu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Mwt-JehOw

THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS MAKING IT SO FUCKING HARD TO EVEN CONSIDER SELLING

KEN YOUR GONNA MAKE ME DRS IF YOU KEEP THIS UP

2:40+ is the highlight

>>51695895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l69nQsEHxI

>>51695961
i was on /g/ , three days prior to the previzzle

what a fucking ride this has been

>>51695967
What does he even have to gain by doing interviews? I don't get the logic behind it

>>51695998
hes making me want to fucking drs the entire fucking boat

im sure hes stuck in the middle of being a public front man for a big time firm and needing to just shut the fuck up. egos tend to still play a part in this shit, no matter the potential outcomes

GameStop inu. 250k marketcap
https://www.defined.fi/eth/0x47dcded86ca22e70992052a52703c8126931e8a0

>>51695998
boomers and their investing plans. he's able to use them as temporary collateral while he sorts his shit out. his plans may not be correlated with the exact pension company they're associated with, but the pensions invested in other SHFs are. they rely on each other.

>>51695998
WHY DOES THIS DUDE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY PORTFOLIO AND IF I CAN HANDLE A SHORT TERM DIP

ARE YOU OK KEN

>>51696017
youreanigger.finance

>>51696017
What the fuck is this

>>51695998
seems like hes learned to deal with the stress better at least. there was a time there where he was a discheveled mess everytime he appeared on camera. He seems more humbled now, but his isnt having weight problems as badly anymore, doesnt seem benzoed out etc.

>>51696033
.finance is so 2020 gramps

>>51696055
He still looks like complete shit to me.

>>51696055
>Ken we are gonna need you to keep it under 10 Xanax until after the interview

>>51696055
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/24/well/the-mystery-of-end-of-life-rallies.html

>>51696132
made me laugh

you know what? i'm done. i'm selling tommorow at market opening. i've been holding since January 2021 and I refuse to baghold this shit stock ang longer.

>>51696055
I rated Ken's outwardly appearance "Neutral" (5/10) from the last interview he did. No better, no worse.

Questions were much softer and easier at this summit. This was the closest he got to the subject of retail.

>>51696150
could you imagine leaving now? just the thought of someone waking up and being like "todays the day to sell!" brings tears to my eyes

see you tomorrow :D

drunk as fuck so bear with me, I've been thinking reason why I had so much fun, even during the worst of days, this is like one more raid for me, I've been on this shitsite for half my life, was on SA before that, saw the fucking birth of it all but ignored it until 2007, boxxy posting and motivational posters kek and ANONDsomething shit spam on every fucking goddamn board, went to 420chan as my main, went to shit, came back here was shit too but stayed because of baneposting. For me, this is just one last retarded adventure with my friends.

>>51696174
he said, loading up the war for 180 simulation for the 10th time

>>51696174
>last
Anon, you are never leaving

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1575110576723968001?s=20&t=-9fFcQFCTVI1lGAa_bOK0A
The stage is set for politicians selling as market implodes. They get to pull out their money (lol, lmao) as gme rockets and absorbs financial markets

>>51696152
every interview he does is 100% prewritten. Its more like theater than it is an genuine question and answer. I love to listen to how he tries to make it seem casual, but hes not that good at it so you can always watch his akward pauses and faces he makes as he tries to search for the lines he practiced 100 times before he got there.

>>51696174
>last
it's going to be habbo all over again but with billions of dollars funding it.

>>51696167
yep, two more weeks, bro. i'm done. i've sucked up your hopium bullshit and fake catalysts for far too long.

>>51696219
I’m fucked if this doesn’t happen by mid November. Like totally

>>51696205
knowing the questions before hand, unfortunately does NOTHING for authenticity. he's obviously a notably better speaker when talking about issues of passion (himself, crime, political outlooks)

as his official armchair PR person, i'd glance at the questions, maybe prep him on a few, and let him go out and see what his "authentic" answers looked like. it couldnt be worse than this

>>51696219
It's literally tomorrow. please sell asap then kill yourself when it happens

>>51695961
I shit you not I was playing Minecraft on a server and some guys were spamming $GME in chat so I looked it up. Been holdin ever since. GameStop comes to us all in an infinite fractal of ways, yet the road ends the same place: MOASS

>>51696239
>It's literally tomorrow.
yep, totally. just like with the votes, the split, the dtcc rule changes, evergarden etc. two more weeks indeed. and when nothing happens you and all of your ilk will gaslight everyone into saying those dates or catalysts were never hyped up

>>51696268
It started already sneed we are all going to be rich and you’re still going to be shilling for free

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>>51696268
dont forget shmita and hilariously shmita + t+2

>>51696299
>shills have now saved, and reposted two different shitposts of mine

WHERE IS THE MONEY KENNETH?

luke warm take:

The closer we are, the quieter /JewishShitPoster/ will CONTINUE to be on twatter. (1)

(1) For comparison, please note how chatty AA became the closer to the $APE release and subsequent dilution. File name.

>21 pbtid in a barely over 135 post thread
You talk too damn much

>>51696334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xqwppo/ill_probably_be_banned_for_this_mainstar_trust/

uh oh

Today's the last chance for Cohen to fulfill the retarded 741 tweet prophecy, baggies. How will you cope if he stays quiet, realizing you were wrong all along, again?

>>51696370
clearly a desperate fud attempt. not even a good one

>>51696373
29 days in september?

>>51696374
id agree if it wasnt for the mod response

seventeen

>>51696383
He can't legally tweet on Schabbath (tomorrow), so it's either today or never.

>51696268
I hype dates on my PC and call myself a retarded shill fuck on my phone, sometimes for 2 or 3 threads, it's a form of meditation

>>51695950
You too, comfy chuuba in a comfy blanket comfy poster

>>51695950
nice blankey

I swear the ican'thearyou cringelord is the same faggot who was posting all those laughinginsplivy shit

>down a dollar in german markets
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggiiiiieeeeessssss

>>51696408
i believe this

Here's my take. Jews are sneeky sneeky. They put string around their cities and call it a wall. They have automatic elevators and ovens so they can get around doing work on the sabbath. Where has that lead us to now? The Algorithm. Do they have to follow shemitah? Yes of course, but the algorithm is not them doing work/cancelling debt. They have to let it run however, if something puts it In a death spiral it's over. And oh let's say t +2 cos it's behind a fireWALL

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>>51696660
pathetic retard. shmemeta came and went. your t+2 schizo string wall theory would have been up on eod wednesday. fucking stupid loser baggie kek.

Kek algi, the Algorithm is in motion, it is how (they) got around closing. It is however all up to the algorithm now, otherwise yaweh will see through their tricks

Seriously though, why are people excited about tomorrow? I've been holding since Jan 21st and I legit don't check for news anymore

>>51696732
Tomorrow is THE day

I’m a black gay trans woman and I hold GameStop

>>51696745
Selling at open

>>51696758
How much are you losing? Is it a lot?

>>51696732
Just desperate copium because there are literally no hype days or catalysts left. It's always tomorrow until it's today

>>51696732
he doesnt know its today

>>51696905
Back to buying and ignoring then

>>51696940
Moass literally started yesterday.

∞

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>51696988
I've heard that before, like when GME ran up to 200 and got halted. OMG THAT WAS MOASS YOU GUYS! IT STARTED! And then we fucking dumped and haven't stopped since

What's the end date of shemita again, guys? I can't take this any longer.

>>51697086
It was the 26th, but the happening almost never falls on the exact day. You have to wait until Yom Kippur

>>51697086
26th, but it’s +35 trading days now, the Jewish god also respects American trading holidays.
>WOLOLOLI

>>51697095
Who's that?

>>51697095
>oct. 5th
this will be my last line of copium. I will quit. Not just for my health or family but because i have grown really tired of using it.
I will quit, well not tomorrow, the time isnt right to quit. but in october i will start quit. its not like im addicted or anything. i can quit.

easily

Premarket is off to a choppy start. Still not selling until my piddly mid XXX stack is the GDP of Lichtenstein.

>>51697133
on days where things get a little too close to the edge, the next day is always followed up by a giga doomp. see last time we almost broke 50, see mar10 day 150 dollar drop on no news, etc.

>>51697129

Trade can be facilitated outside the sphere of fiat.

For example, I am absolutely a man of my word.

I will sell you this Infernal Lance named Kytau AND (1) One GME share for a lot of currency in a video game.

I'll wait until the tides come up. Really fast.

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>>51697095
Schmita is just for the crash/people redeeming hedge funds, it would need a knock-on effect from that to start moass, so probably two more weeks.

>>51697466
336 more hours to go, we are in the endgame now, this is the way.

>>51694262
>>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>>NFT marketplace beta launched
None of this shit matters if you believe that the math means GME has to moon. But of course, it's all bagholder cope.

>>51697466
It’s already started with WWIII, Nord Stream 2 and whatever happened in China. To say that we’re not coming out of an absolutely biblical Shmitta is disingenuous. The happenings are so large that they can’t be processed in real time

Women bore the fuckin shit outta me. That is all.

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>>51696291
https://www.dextools.io/app/ether/pair-explorer/0x47DcDed86ca22E70992052A52703C8126931e8a0
It hit 550 k MC. Good job on missing out, bagholding retards

>>51697590
sort yourself

>>51696150
that's the wrong pasta with that jpg anon

>>51697584
if you stop craving pussy you become a free man

Uuuuuuuggghhhh I'm so fucking bored. Why does everything money related in jewnigger world have to take so long. I want my money, money me now. Me money give now money yes.

Kek hedgies

Gamestop is positioned to receive a significant portion of these revenues once nft based in game items become the norm. This is a fantastic long term value play in addition to moass.

>>51697619
Have patience young szechuan, our time will come...

>>51697736
how exactly does gme profit from this when IMX has its own marketplace for this shit?

>>51697753
inshallah

>>51697736
Yeah that’s great, where’s my money though?

Moass is today
9-29-2022
Screen capture this

>>51697777
alhamdulillah those digits

price of gme is tied to the price of crude somehow, at least for the time being. The nordstream incident followed by the iranian missiles seem to have shaken up energy markets and in turn boosted gme somehow.

>>51697774
In my opinion gme should buy them out

hello guys is this the BBBY moon waiting room?

>>51697841
Need to destabilise the oil & gas to MOASS a game store stock, got it.

>>51697787
It’s either in 30 minutes, when Ryan Kohlen will fulfill the prophecy, or it’s been postponed to 2029 (next schemitah).

again, this is just my take, I don't know shit about shit.

the link are shorted energy stocks.

political clusterfucks -> energy destabilization -> higher crude prices -> shorted energy stocks shoot up -> other shorts shoot up as well (GME).

as crazy as it sounds, it's all connected. It's all connected way too much for something on one side to not affect everything else. Today will be a day like yesterday, moreso if there is more saber-rattling and fireworks in the middleeast/ukraine. It makes sense as to why kenny is bothered by the whole ukraine conflict (remember his 'giant unforced error' line?).He hates this destabilization because it is going to fuck over everything he had in place.

NOT SAYING OR SUGGESTING YOU SHOULD BUY IT, but one of the shorted energy stocks is BRY which I am observing to track this theory.

before market open, vix will shoot up to 35, the spike in crude will lead to a spike in shorted energy stocks which in turn will lead to a green day for GME just like yesterday. Calling it now.

>>51694390
if he's being investigated or serving as a witness, he wont be able to use any social media

>>51698098
lol show me that law

Real talk, did Uncle Ryan get backroomed bad ending style? The corpse was not a splatter from the Jenga Tower.

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>>51696055
it was probably cocaine last time.

I hope MOASS is today because it is my birthday and that would make me happy.

>>51698141
people love a good martyr

>>51698219
Happy birthday
Moass is today

>>51698229
Tis an old story. It bores me. Let's add some colour back to the WB screens.

>>51695424
>until exactly the right time
To get dumped on

>>51698219
Happy birthday anon
Moass is not today, but the chairman will tweet a purple circle

>>51698283
>>51698397
WAGMI

13 minutes fagtards. Verification not required.

>>51698532
Hydrogen bombs in 20 mins. Around Manhattan. In Minecraft. Hehehehe...

>>51698532
13 more minutes !
nothing really happens anon. doubt they'll let it run judging by yday's volume

Thinking about ordering some Indian today. Tikka Masala, butter chicken or vindaloo? There’s also the house special, which is just a worse Tikka Masala

red baggies

>>51698565
The volume is zero 0
I'm scar3d k3k

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>51696132
pottery

>read number 7
Did gme get reach a goal for market launch I don’t understand lol

>>51694342

>>51698908
imx and gamestop have a clearly defined goal metric that is stated and has been posted. sorry i dont have it on hand. its a multistep goal, they are like 60% thru the goals? thats a rough estimate, it could be more or less

>>51698908
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA literal nothingburger

>>51698991
Least helpful post

So that means they made a shitton more than what they were fined. That being said, only adds fuel to my confirmation bias. WAGMI

https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/28/shadow_it_hedge_funds_wall_street/

Checkmate, hedgies.

If covid x4 was a signal, what does this signal indicate?

>>51699334
They tried to give him COVID 4 times as an old fart and didn't die.

>>51699334
WHERE'S JESSICA HYDE?

gm frens i jus woke up. but in mi dreams today was the day. digits confirm. WAGMI

>>51699357
>>51699374

Heres the twist: "Where's Jackie" isnt dementia joe talking. That's a direct threat from JB. He's reminding people of what happened to Jackie when they didn't listen. Joe is asking the room if they want to end up where Jackie is, which is where they will be if they dont close these short positions.

Shocking stuff.

>>51699395
forgot digits

>>51699400
I choose to believe this

>>51699400
kek dark biden

>>51699395
>>51699411
c-checked

its really quiet

>>51699395
>>51699411
hmmm

>>51699442
>>51699537
read it and weep boyos

>>51699504
...too quiet

Welcome to #kings county

does anyone feel trapped in a body that isnt quiet yours? like you have an eternal feeling inside that you need to be paid, post haste, for a winning wager that you placed in the world most corrupt casino? I am tired of living this lie that Im not filthy fucking rich, because I am. I am patiently waiting for the collapse of the system. Embarassing that it had to get to this point, but when you know you know. Tick tock.

>he will pay for the reassignment

So when do I become a quadrazillionaire?

>I’m a totally real person. I dress like this because I play by my own rules like you guys

>>51699395
>>51699411

>>51699607
im comfy as hell anon

i cant wait to see the flat corpses of jewish hedge fund managers lined on the pavement after the jump off the ledges

>>51699721
It will be interesting how many whisk off to Israel once the ponzi implodes. I bet they will have a Bane moment, where some are told to stay behind in the wreckage while the true elites make their escape.

>>51699769
Nobody cared who anyone was until they put on the masks.

>>51699769

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

kek baggies

I feel it deep in my bones, MOASS started Sep 19th but we should finally start seeing some real movement today. Enjoy!

>>51699908

>>51699931

Uh oh dumb fuck gamestop baggies to -50% their entire net worth by eow. Ahahabahahahahahahahahaha

Sell you dumb fucking baggies.

>>51699949
>>51699958

>>51699958
Nah.

>>51695949
will they ever be the same?

>Not sold by GameStop
>Not relevant to business and finance
/GME/ is not the place to discuss plastic.

all this intense shilling really confirms is that we're close and wagmi

>>51699958
You can have 1 share for $250,000. Take it or leave it.

>>51699984
baggie is short for bagholder you ESL gump. go look up what bagholder means.

>>51699984
im not allowed near plastic because i put the bag on mi head and cant breev

>>51699984
butthurt baggie bitch
kek

>>51694820

>>51700007
>S/he knows

i wonder what quints says about this
>>51700000

>>51699997
Dude, what if you had a big bag full of blins. With a little bit of butter and syrup on the side and your fuzzy friend to watch you eat to your hearts content, that would be so amazing.

>>51699928
i hate my life

This poor algo.

>>51699958
>P-P-Please sell, bencho- I mean, good sers

>>51699949
>Ahahabahahahahahahahahaha
Dumb, reliable pajeet laugh

its time

TAKE A SEAT

its time to enjoy the show

AND WITH THAT SAID
kek fracties
kek kathies
kek failures to deliver
kek to the $fee princes
kek to the ill wishers and jansoftran

TOP OF THE FUCKING MORNINGx5

>>51699978
never

red baggies

>>51700079
Look again NIGGER

Shorts are getting obliterated by their own algorithm. Fascinating to watch.

>clinging desperately to the same "insults" spammed daily
>trying (and failing) to push a false sense of urgency
>insisting that every GME holder somehow bought at the ATH
>telling GME holders to sell
>wanting GME holders not to sell so the price will still somehow go down
>getting angry at complete strangers investing in a video game store
It's laughable how inept you "people" are.

the computer is trading with itself again mom
yes, i told it to stop

If digits hedge fund manager suicide makes the headlines

and THAT, my baggy boys, is what you call a "rug pull".

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The fuck kind of start was that

another day
another bag cope

guys please be patient, we have a failure to deliver the proper pump mixture (new pump magistrate, hadn't subscribed)

we have a few people on the way over to check it out. should be fine.

>>51700197
kek

Why is VIX still closed?

>>51700197
yeah its an emergency. Ok you can stop for tendies but dont fall asleep in the truck after eating them like you did last time. No I know theres a Carvel next to Wendy's. Just make sure you get to the site today. ok thanks

>>51700197
We don't deserve you pump engineers. Tyfys.

>>51700244
its at 32 and "its open"

>>51700023
What is a blinn?

>>51700197
WHAT ABOUT THE PERCOLATOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

...Ah...I see...

MUH SHMITA
MUH STRING WALL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU STUPID, FUCKING, REPUGNANT NAZI LARPING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGOTS AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51700024
Just remember most people who you see "loving their lives" also hate them. Life is suffering.

>>51700277
I actually really like real jews.

>>51700297
You also like really shitty fucking stocks baggot

>>51700277
>NAZI
we're actually more Anarcho-Capitalists than Nationalist Socialists

Intradesting...

Kek faggot crypto baggies

>4% drop
>1% volume
STRAP IN BOYS

>>51700338
Kek reminder that they borrowed almost 2 million shares yesterday

>>51700347
and the volume yesterday was just a little over 2 million.

>>51700277
>

>>51700347
have they borrowed any more today?

Gonna take the pump offline for a bit. To newer holders, this might be a moment of trepidation for you. Lean on your fellow Pajeets and utilize them as resources. When you see "Rajesh's and other "Top Men" in the thread, you should feel immediate comfort to the impacted area.

If you find yourself experiencing residual negative symptomology found in the pump being temporarily offline (Price drop, I'm Tired Posting, When/Where/How is RC Posting) DCA as hard as you can.

Will be back online ASAP.

god damn 450k already, they are going hard, but running low fast

HKD dropping boys, GME spike incoming

>>51700264
Polish pancake like in cat pic

>Vix up 8%
kek

tactical WAGMI inbound, sending our most special operator to help with the situation

I’ve started approaching women with the confidence of a rich guy. It is amazing

550k now with the price crabbing. VIX rising. Today is the last day before they have to put in the numbers for their next 13F. going to be interesting as fuck.

>>51700524
Mmmmmm. I do love pancakes, and would like to try one of your blinns

GM sers

kek the green momentum the first two minutes after open
SHUT IT DOWN

>>51699984
Baggies were common in ancient hieroglyphics. Cohencidence?

That’s it, I’m selling. I’m sick and tired of Cohens antics. He’s supposed to run a tight and cohenerent ship and this is what we’re rewarded with?

>QUICK, PUMP HKD WE NEED COLLATERAL
>USE THE BORROWED SHARES
>DEPLOY THE SHILLS

It's only a matter of time.

>>51700672
>>51700672
>>51700672
Threaded, frens!

crude is creeping up, want to see what effect it has on shorted energy stocks and by extension, GME

>>51700692
The most gut wrenchingly obvious greedy selfish pump and dump ever.

>>51700636
I never tried making pancake, don't have a sweet tooth. Ask the other anon

>>51698219