/biz/ - Business & Finance

how to turn an idea into a company without faceberg stealing your IP?

bababooey

>markets ramp up before the GDP print in the morning
were getting rugged tomorrow arent we

>he baked
>for free

>>51689372
ideas are worthless

*ahem* We are in tight cooperation with our partners around the world to avoid a global downturn. I will not be taking questions.

Can't tell if this was to nuke the retail puts/shorts or the reversening.

Bond niggas......

>>51689379
dont know, i went cash again after losing like 3% from not selling my HIBS yesterday and then buying KOS mid day and selling it at close for like a 2% gain

>>51689387
how to change that, its a good one
minimum of 50-100k for developing idea right?
so how to turn idea into that 50-100k

>>51689395
I just want a violent crab the rest of the week- is that so much to ask?

is melt up for midterms still a thing? or we getting heemed 2morrow? What does the shemitah chart suggest?

>>51689403
SLEEPY NIGGAS

>>51689330
"Let’s imagine that Russia is forced to use its most formidable weapons against the Ukrainian regime, which has committed a large-scale act of aggression that is endangering the very existence of our state. I believe that NATO will not directly interfere in the conflict even in this scenario," Medvedev wrote on Telegram.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Will the UK implement YCC?

Oof ba boof

>>51689372
they have your thoughts bro, its unironically over b4 it began

>>51689395
theres no way we are reversing the macros are still all irreversibly fucked, more so than they were before today. question is was today a bump or begining of a bear rally before we go back to dumping

>>51689423
>violent crab
all crabs r violent

>>51689445
lol this nigga farming yall

>>51689379
Sep 29th... GDP report... what?

whats the best way to make money right now in this kiked market?

>>51689442
>will
they already did, what do you mean?

what are the financial implications of falling in love with a coworker (again)?

>>51689454
imagine the multiple rare cancers by age 50

>>51689427
I think its still on the table, the dems will literally bankrupt themselves and fuck us all to get numbers looking good for midterms look at what theyve done to our fucking strategic oil reserves

>>51689451
>picrel

post yfw when live in Bongistan and realize it's over for real

>>51689403
*ahem*

>>51689484
I cleaned my bike brakes earlier and got a headache from the cleaner; so, yeah, I can imagine lmao.

THE DEATH OF FLORIDA IS BULLISH AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

>>51689472
both fired for not following the wagie handbook

>>51689454
I just sit idly while the tractor drives itself.

>>51689470
No

>>51689414
scaling a good business model is 1000x harder than developing a small working prototype, the fact that you're asking this question on 4chan just shows how fruitless your idea is

>>51689492

>>51689330
Risk on party coming, Bank of England folded today. This rally of course is not going to end well but its tradeable, good luck frens!

>>51689505
lotta jews in Tampa...

>>51689472
if your job has women to begin with then its not programming or investment banking
ngmi

>>51689510
what if she has no feelings for me

>>51689512
Can you testify when the next round of farm subsidy is under debate?

>>51689522
>fruitless your idea is
the idea is fantastic, its me thats fruitless, hell even a bear ate almost everything off of my apple tree this year
foreshadowing much? hehe methinks yes

>>51689544
>Thanks for playing goy, better luck next time
>picrel

everything is fine

I hate this stupid kike like you wouldn’t believe

>>51689544
healthy lookin garloid fren

>>51689484
Lol. Oh no chemicals are on your fruit. Really most fruit that comes shiny is riddle with pesticides. You think farmers abide by the harvest restrictions? Corn and onions and wheat get the Least amount of chemical. Also come from a long line of wealthy land owning farmers. They made it past 80

SOXL is going to $3 and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>51689544
That is called assault and you need to be put in behind bars, NIGGA.

I was up $30k on AAPL puts in the morning and I did not close the position. I closed the position EOD when I was getting squeezed for a measly $1.4k.

>Russia threatening nuclear war
>economy collapsing
>cities burning
>Jews fleeing
>stock market pumps

>>51689592
I believe this is what the kids call "beclowning ones self".

>>51689579
>Pro: Buy the dip?
ITS OVER MUMU

>>51689379
>>51689457
Anon is correct, BEA says so.

>>51689472
All of the worst jobs I've ever had are because of having to work with fighting coworkers who are romantically involved. Be an adult anon. Find love someplace else. Don't put everyone else through that.

>>51689602
THE APOCALYPSE IS PRICED IN

Is war escalations bullish? Jeromie will have to go back to printing surely

Every single options play I've shilled here for the last two months has been correct except for my SAVA puts that I capitulated on. I called the bottom one day early.. you guys keep calling me a nigger but you keep beclowning yourself by not following my advice.

>>51689592
had a similar issue happen. I gots greedy too.

>>51689629
As long as I can have a picrel before the sonic closes for good...

>>51689579
>dow is down 1,000!
>dow is up 500!
Wtf chop loss happens to indexes?

>>51689472
never. not even once.

in other news: why is brandon saying the way we prepare for a massive hurricane is by getting vaxxed?

>>51689498
bond king reign

dont shit where you eat, anon
in other news my alcohol intake is bullish for a hangover in the morning

>>51689642
>long term options plays
>leveraged VIX fund
that is where you went wrong

>>51689648
I hope for your health... it does.

>>51689626
where the fuck else can you meet women tho?

>>51689683
>where the fuck else can you meet women tho?
at a non-denominational Christian church, unironically

>>51689683
transcend the instinctive desire to procreate and funnel that energy into better posts on /smg/

>>51689577
Nobody cares.

Why are the elites so afraid of a recession these last 2 years?

Many things they've been doing suggest they're trying everything they can to prevent it even it means a worse outcome is brought about it. Rather than just the typical 2/3 year recession they're instead so scared of it that they've slapped in hyperinflation, depression, supply chain issues, and more on top just to avoid it. And should they fail, well they did add more stakes to the gambling table, it seems it'll be significantly worse than just a recession at this point. How do I come out of this rich as I don't see stocks being salvaged should they fail.

>>51689587
#HOW BRAVE
#BIG IS BEAUTIFUL
#BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL
#I HATE WHITES BUT CAN'T SPOT A JEW

Why the hell were stocks neon green today when the whole world is on the brink of collapsing?

>>51689693
don't bother going if your a piece of shit degenerate. Only a man of God will attract a women of God.

I will ask her out tomorrow, wish me luck frens!

>>51689727
because its funny

>>51689414
Start working on the idea yourself.

>>51689709
>Many things they've been doing suggest they're trying everything they can to prevent it even it means a worse outcome is brought about it.
Imagine rigging the entire complex system only to be eaten alive by a rabid pack of you know what's in the final hour. Many centuries of planning all for naught

>>51689587
imagine living in a time where so many people are obese that it's easier for society at large (lol) to try to spread propaganda saying that being fat is both healthy and beautiful and hating on fat people who actually get healthy (adele for example) than it is to just actually stop fucking eating and start exercising you fat piece of shit.

>>51689729
this nigga bout to lose his job
lmao
i mean just look at the images he posts, he's doomed
DOOMED

>>51689729
Godspeed, Romeo. I, myself, am currently starting something with a coworker, but she is very into me.

>>51689727
Big boys are letting off some steam b4 the next leg down.

>greedy pigs get slaughtered
>*points at bobo*

>>51689427
Shemitah ending is bearish
Sell Rosh Hashanah buy Yom Kippur
September is the worst month for stocks
This week is the worst week for stocks
The midterm elections bottom is around the beginning of October
Quantitative tightening is ongoing
The 10 yr yield has temporarily topped
The DXY has temporarily topped
Potential downward earnings revisions are coming out starting this week
AAII sentiment shows the highest bearish reading all year, and an all time top 20 reading
Put to call ratio at extreme levels
VIX above 30, VXN above 35
Bond volatility index at 158, one of the highest reading in decades
October is the month with the most market bottoms at 9

We are close

>>51689767
>DOOMED
HEEMED EVEN

>>51689729
Good luck.
U mis 110% ov da shots u dnt take

>>51689728
this post is so naive. all women are whores and "women of God" are no exception, anon. i've fucked many. they're actually hornier than your average whore.

>>51689778

What are you long forward to most?

>>51689671
Paying for theta is based and uvxy is going back to 8

>>51689693
lol that reminds me of the born again christian stripper i met in oregon.

>tqqq with high beta than soxl
Biggest sign of fake rally.

>>51689782
think i can get AMD at $60 or am i being too greedy?

>>51689739
>Start working on the idea yourself.
i mean even contemplating starting an LLC precludes any actual development its like you're required to get some midwit to sit in an office for 40 hours a week submitting forms and shit fuck that
its a really good idea two paragraphs and you would chuckle to yourself and say "yeah thats a good idea"

>>51689709
What if I told you they want to sow as much chaos as possible before flying off to some secluded place the masses can't reach

>>51689729
>imagine spending money on dating a coworking bitch when you can spend it on sqqq and have 5 bitches like that the next month.

>>51689764
They end up dying at 40, so I'm fine with them trying to gaslight because in the end it doesn't matter

>>51689727
Dead cat bounce

>>51689812
>the masses can't reach
polynesians got to hawaii on rafts we'll get em bro
some way or another

>>51689564
anon please don't kill yourself. think of baby jesus.

>>51689683
Dating apps work for me but I'm not a goblin or "hamchad". I like Bumble because you can send images in chat.

The trick is to not rant about jews and all women being harlots until after they get used to letting you use their holes

>>51689810
the fact that you think that's what an LLC is just shows how utterly incapable you are with starting a business, LLCs are pass through entities and can be started as sole proprietorships, jesus christ just stick to your day job man you are gonna fail

THE BULL RUN IS BACK

SHOUTOUT THE UK BRUV PUMP IT

>>51689810
you can file those forms yourself dipfuck
go ask google your questions for your shitty idea that you will never put ay effort into developing

>>51689789
>i've fucked many. they're actually hornier than your average whore.

You are a degenerate and clearly not a leader. If you didnt corrupt them, than they were not women of God either.

>>51689849
what i was referring to a bear market eating my apples (gambling brokerage account)

>>51689764
This is due to the culture of tolerance. Ironically, this only creates more assholes because they don't get called out on their shit.

>>51689802
TQQQ didnt even fucking budge today. It was the lames t fucking pump and SQQQ fucking crashed.

>>51689799
i hope you make it anon, I don't have the stones to hold anything but my long ETF bags which will be held until i die. You really wanna take a guess at where we end up tomorrow? Cuz that is all it is, a guess... heeming deserved

>>51689852
i got banned from bumble because i came to quick with the rape roleplay fantasies. I fucked up i know, but there's no second chances

>>51689802
..... Yeah we getting heemed soon

>>51689816
I dropped 25k on SQQQ today. Am I going to be okay?

>>51689559
Won’t be heavy farm subsidies until after 2023 at this point

>>51689865
>SHOUTOUT THE UK
love those cheeky bastards

>>51689856
the single lowest IQ post on /smg/ in an entire day even considering the guy asking for advice to date a coworker

>>51689905
you need to believe

>>51689602
>>51689602
>live in houston apartment
>wake up one day, catalytic converter gone
>month later
>window smashed and glovebox pried open

Please drop ten nuclear bombs on this city.

>>51689870
>you can file those forms yourself dipfuck
no you can because you're a sad sack dipshit who wants to spend a week learning shit from google
ill pay you 20 dollars an hour to do it for me btw

>Dating coworkers
>Not waiting until they inevitably get fired or quit and they reach out to you in a moment of desperation

>>51689852
>The trick is to not rant about jews and all women being harlots until after
no can do anon, its just not in me, not when Chuck Schwab is out here enticing goys to play 0 DTEs and making ALL OTHER OPTIONS CHAINS not functional until after lunch

>>51689883
TSLA and APPL never dumped like they were supposed to.
facebook & amazon & google will pump while those two just crab

>>51689917
I bought gold and silver back in 2015. Silver is literally the same fucking price 8 years later. Gold is up 500 bucks more than where it was... I am so tired of being a bobo. Can we finally collapse this clown world and get it over with?

>>51689929
>dipfuck
>>51689929
>dipshit
part of my idea revolves around suggestion influencing current thought by the way, its such a great idea kek

>>51689883
Apple would have crashed the QQQ if not for the BoE pivot. A bit of patience fren.

>>51689922
lets cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>51689852
I need to clean up my stovetop and fix my kitchen lighting for a "candid" cooking photo

>>51689905
Yes but you can see significant losses if another bear market rally occurs this next couple of weeks. Be patient fren

>>51689445
incredibly based anon, too bad you don't have a field full of cotton pickin moon crickets to chase around

I just finished watching Trading Places, and I must say, it was most racist and anti-semitic thing I ever seen. Person that recommended it to me should be ashamed.

why are some people such doomers?

you know when the crash happens they will just come up with another fake and gay method to restart the circus.

>>51689957
100 bucks an hr, 300 dollar minimum charge. 650 dollar deposit due up front.

>>51689885
I held 12/16 DRIP calls for two months and averaged down. At one point they were -$1700 went green multiple times and I stuck to my thesis and held them while retards like Rocker were shilling GUSH. Sold them for +$4000 wayy too early.. should have been a +$10000 play if I was more patient. Paying for theta is the correct way to do options, retards all buy 0dte shit and then blow up their account and say options are Jewish scams (I mean the whole market is but buy 0.05 delta weeklies is fucking retarded)

>>51689592
Remember >>51646450 two days ago? Here's what the redditnigger bragging about that was down to today. The closing price was 2.46 so he's down a lot more now.

>>51690006
it's different this time.

>>51689951
I hold PMs too, 20% of my wealth right now. Although to me the idea is to have a backup when system reset occurs, so that I can exchange it for neo-cyber-trans-dollar. So yeah, I don't care what its price does in the era of old dollar.

>>51689872
ever hear of No True Scotsman?

>>51690005
you're welcome

>>51690022
was that really two days ago? oof

Honest question:
I have been buying 3 shares of TQQQ per week for the last 3 months and I plan on continuing this until the market reaches a new peak. The amount im spending per week is low enough that i can afford to lose all of this or just keep it in TQQQ indefinitely. Even if we slip into a real recession, i can just keep buying. Am I retarded? I get that TQQQ has 3x the volatility of the Nasdaq-100 but I simply intend to buy and hold until the market makes it to new highs, even if it takes years.

>>51690051
thanks, on serious note, it's astonishing how much has changed in few decades to what's considered acceptable. I can't imagine such movie being made today

>>51689877
i hope i live to see the day (soon) that we swing back (HARD) into conservatism. overturning roe v. wade was just the beginning. imagine literally the opposite of wokeism. imagine shit like netflix and disney being literally anti-woke. imagine it, just for a moment. savor it.

>>51689905
Yes but you will suffer two weeks just wait my boi

>>51690058
If you're asking this question, that means you're not comfortable with losing what you've invested.

AHAHAHA GET FUCKED BOBO NIGGER!!!!! 100 YEARS BULLRUN EAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!

>>51689930
this anon fucks.

>>51689960
I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ (dont ask)- I was planning on this pump after shmatah but this pump fucking flopped.

>He said that the security of Washington, London, and Brussels was "much more important to NATO than the fate of a dying Ukraine, even if it is abundantly supplied with all kinds of weapons". According to Medvedev, supplying weapons to Kiev is nothing more than business for Western countries, even if it is "densely mixed with hatred" towards Russia.

>"The overseas [the US] and European demagogues are not going to die in a nuclear apocalypse. That is why they will swallow the use of any weapon in the current conflict", Deputy Chairman of Russian Security Council stressed, "It would be good if the authorities in Kiev realized this sad conclusion at least a little bit. Alas, this is almost unrealistic," the politician concluded.

hohols btfo!!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!

>>51690029
>it's different this time.
i was here when bobos said that during the covid crash, anon. you can't fool me.

im not getting tricked again. im averaging into AMD and hodling until we hit ATH's again. might take a while but easy way to double my money for sure.

>>51690116
how do i profit?

>>51689793
Everyone else on the planet becoming as miserable as me because my non-monetary woes are now on the same level as their economic harship

>>51689977
>picture of me laughing at Duke gardens my ex took
>picture of me in a suit and tie with some bros
>picture of me with my cat
>semi normie bio, funny/cute, doesn't really say much

Start chatting, be nice
>what are you hobbies
Send pictures of the mushrooms I grow and shirtless /fit/ photos. Fuck on the first date every time. Work in redpills later. Find out all she does is watch TV and eat cookout.. jading reinforced but urge to coom is satisfied. It's all pointless fren just enjoy the ride instead of being a bitch about it like most people here

>>51690058
lmao you would do better putting that money in a savings account rather than riding this down with a leveraged ETF

>>51690132
DFEN

shit like raytheon, i don't fucking know. damn raytheon is a cool name btw.

Let me make myself perfectly clear mumu. Enjoy your victory today because it will be the only one. You will be heemed.

n00b here. Options question. What happens if I literally don't have the funds in my account to buy all the shares at contract deadline?

>>51690058
I think we won't hit ATH until like 2024 or later. You should just wait for really fucking red days (this last week) and buy TQQQ and sell covered calls at +20% or whatever and just average down if it goes the wrong way until your +20% fills if you want a low risk giga leverage strategy. Buy and hold longterm right now is a fucking scam. Just bag the rallies and buy the dips

>>51689728
true
>>51689803
>born again christian stripper i met in oregon
lol no you didnt

>>51690113
> I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ
I thought this was just a meme fren, what the shit?

>>51690186
lol you're fucked

>>51689729
bring her flowers when you ask her out. women love that.

>>51690179
It's hard to lose as bull, especially divvy incesting one
lower stock price = you can buy more with every paycheck
higher stock price = numbers look nicer in portfolio I guess

>>51690085
2 more weeks

>>51689729
also be sure to make sure you ask her out when there's a lot of people around like at the cafeteria.

Message that someone on Twitter I follow got from a Scotsman re. the GBP losing value

>>51690136
>It's all pointless fren just enjoy the ride instead of being a bitch about it like most people here

as a megabrained high IQ intellectual who has been cursed with fixating on answering the big questions (existence of God, meaning of life, etc) for the past 2 decades: this is basically the conclusion i came to after all of that, so feel free to agree with it and save yourself the time.

there's no real evidence for God or an afterlife btw, all evidence points to the contrary. i wish that weren't the case but it is, so just enjoy the ride and don't be a little bitch about it because that won't change anything. just enjoy it for the limited time you've got. if you're not currently enjoying it, get your shit together and change things until you're enjoying it.

>>51690136
My personality is the type that attracts brats that want to argue and be fucked.

>>51689433
>Bobo niggas
>Mumu niggas
>Schizo niggas
>Janny niggas (free)
>Gold plated niggas
>Oiled up niggas
>Cryptographic niggas
>Indian niggas

We made it, boys.

>>51690193
i know i usually larp but really tho, she wouldnt whore out to me because of jeebus. Anyway christianity is a religion of weakness, for sheep. Pass

>>51690198
Its netted me big gains, but when the market doesn't act as i predicted/timed it gets all fucked. Like if Great Brittons pension funds GET FUCKIGN MARGIN CALLED!

>>51690210
You can win on both sides but it takes a lot of experience and losing a lot of money (:

>>51690186
You can sell the contract at deadline. Most times if you lack liquidity to execute your broker automatically settles trades at 3:30.

>>51690021
This is actually really informative as I am just figuring out how to calculate the Greeks & have never bought itm calls before. Thanks.

>>51690116
Russians may be crazy enough to use nuclear weapons but dont forget who was the first to use them and who have actually used them in combat. If they are used in Ukraine the west will immediately responded with total full all out strikes. Just think about it from a strategic point of view, if your enemy is prepared to use nukes, do you do nothing in response or do you make a total all out first strike against them and neutralize that threat?
if the russian are going to fuck around then they are going to find out

>>51690219
DOLLAR MILK SHAKE, BABY

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX-9wXFQRgA

>>51690226
>Bobo schizo niggas

>>51690113
>hold both TQQQ and SQQQ

Nigga wtf LMAO

>>51690021
>0.05 delta weeklies is fucking retarded
in case anyone in here doesn't know - the delta is the market's assignment of the probability that the option will finish in the money

so if you're looking at an option with .05 delta, the market is giving that option a 5% chance of finishing in the money

>>51690237
Not shorting, not timing the market. Simple as. I have too much money in my portfolio to gamble like that. I noticed that every bobo that posted so far has max 4 figures. Kinda makes sense, because you're probably young and $2k is nothing. Even if you lose it, you will make it back. And potential winning prize is big. But once you have $70k for example, your perspective changes a little.

>>51690235
Yep, I was 100% SQQQ but sold everything today, This stupid market is going to assume the BoE pivot is bullish. TQQQ tomorrow, want some more confirmation.

>>51689330
Can anyone give me financial advice? How do I access this link? https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata

I'm expecting either UK or Japan to collapse completely soon, they only delayed the inevitable imo.

Maybe both will happen, lets see.

>>51690136
Some of us need clean souls so the MMs move the charts in ways that don't get us heemed. But you take shirtless /fit/ pics for dating apps, so I wouldn't expect an NPC like you to understand the real struggle

>>51690222
Voltaire is my favorite philosopher and Candide is my favorite book. It's a short read but basically it's what you are talking about but at the end he just marries a whore and moves to the country to tend a garden while the cities burn.

You aren't the first person to think about life fren and it's not "high iq" (tips fedora) to sit around and be a mopey bitch all day

>>51690058
the problem in long leveraged etfs that go against you or crab before going up is you lose some in between shekels.

dunno im think im sick so dont know if im right or make any sense. short term swing trading them is better

>>51690292
So if we have another 30% drop in indices u ok with it? Troubled times this are for being a permabull.

>>51689330
i feel like this is what bobo would look like personified

>>51689472
Getting fired. Getting sued. Knocking her up on accident where upon you'll be paying for your mistake for 18 years. (or not an accident, some Women will let themselves get knocked up on purpose cause they know the dude's loaded). Now if this is some bullshit side job your doing then by all means fuck all the co-workers you want.

>>51690308
Ser did you try turning it off and on again?

>>51690292
Bagholding longs in a bear market is just retarded. Should have joined cash gang and rebought your original positions for 30% off if you don't wanna trade

>>51690198
This is the easiest way to make money. This is all I do. I just went heavy into sqqq today

Fucking hell. I did well today. LABU and BTU. Quick in and out intraday and made out with 10% gains on each. Is it really this easy?

>>51690348
nobody knows which direction it will go. I positioned myself in preparation for recession by switching over to value + dividends last year. This way I can still stay in the market while reducing the risk.
To me though indices going down 30% is not something stresful. I have stable income that I use to buy more every month, so 30% discount is fine with me. And longterm, who knows what will happen.

>>51690379
SQQQ long term right?

>>51690222
>he thinks hedonistic nihilism is big brain

>>51689929
The way you do one thing is the way you do everything

>equities rally because of the dollar weakening
>commodities immediately blast higher
buy that dip mumu, I'm sure it's gonna pay off

>>51690308
buy 1000 shares of soxl

>>51690376
It's always to say in hindsight. To make decission in the moment is another thing. You could of course that it was obvious to you, which is also a dangerous mindset. Because what if your assumptions were wrong, but you got lucky? You're then at risk of repeating the same move in future, but with opposite outcome.
That's why I focus on what I can measure in stock market, value and returns on companies that I buy. Rest is just noise.

>>51690401
Either we drill through spy 360 and or we bounce off it again. Im betting we drill. So yes, long term. Once that happens its a free fall

>>51690404
It's called Jew cope because they know they already killed the moshiach

>>51690444
I just play trends. Macro is still bearish as fuck and I think we will go lower eventually.. but not until this fake and gay rally blows up retail puts

>>51690210
>especially divvy incesting one
stop watching porn.

>>51690222
Typical under man thoughts, do yourself a favor and read some REAL philosophy like Nietzsche.

>>51690455
Im bullish right now because the market is THIRSTY as fuck for bullish news, and England just delivered them. I mean they fucking bailed out pension funds, but I think this is all we need for another bounce.

US treasury eyes UK turmoil with growing alarm...

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1575242074340966400

What did they mean by this?

>>51690525
>US treasury eyes UK turmoil with growing alarm...
perfidious albion ruining the world for the 10th time? hahaha like pottery

>>51690292
$70k isn't enough to live off of divies.

Regardless of whether you're a bull or bear or your time frame, you're still gambling.

>>51690525
It means pivot. Bull bros... It's our turn

>>51690253
>I am just figuring out how to calculate the Greeks
The puter does the calcutations fren, you just need to know how to interpret them and be fast above all else or get heemed

>>51690514
>Unlimited QE is bullish.

>>51690222
You existence was never really conscious. You are a reactive matter that responds to past stimulation. Imo you do have an existence in afterlife and that is the only true existence until some flesh thing uploads you again.

I fucked Yellen in the ass. Gave her a pap smear.
>>51690525
Translation: Yellen listens to Lord Jacob dictate the next step of the plan.

>>51690379
Yes with caveats. If you keep making good decisions. My example is this. I sold 1 share TSLA today. I'm tempted to go long XOM $100 calls. But I already bought one of those XOM $100 calls. If I thought it was a good idea to buy 2 at the time, I would have bought 2, but I only have the confidence for 1 at this time.

Maybe I decide to sell all my TSLA. I thought about what it would take for me to put it all into SOXL. See, now that's maybe a bad decision. I'm still learning, but, it's avoiding greed.

>>51690479
trends change pretty fast. And as retail we're always late to the party. You might think that macro is bearish because you're fed doom and gloom by media, but what if institutions are already going long because they know that soon the trend in mainstream will be bullish again? Or even better, what if they control the trends by being in bed with CNBC, Yahoo, etc? Timing the market is dangerous game in my mind.

>>51690455
>yes, long term
How long term are we talking?

>>51690222
>as a megabrained high IQ intellectual
lol

>>51690544
>traded 20k portfolio all summer
>withdrew 10k realized gains
>boomers bagholding 70k divvy portfolio that's down 30% because it's "safe"

It's all a pump and dump casino and will be for the foreseeable future. Being long in anything is dumb as fuck

>>51690563
Clownworld as fuck, but the market do be like that.

>>51690595
Being long is great if you're longing the right stuff (for example: DRV).

>>51690389
Yes with caveats. If you keep making good decisions. My example is this. I sold 1 share TSLA today. I'm tempted to go long XOM $100 calls. But I already bought one of those XOM $100 calls. If I thought it was a good idea to buy 2 at the time, I would have bought 2, but I only had the confidence for 1 at this time.

Maybe I decide to sell all my TSLA. I thought about putting it all into SOXL. See, now that's a bad decision. I'm still learning, but, it's avoiding greed

>>51690544
Of course it's not, but it's enough that I don't want to gamble with options. Your idea of what is gambling could be different of course. To me it's avoiding options and risky meme plays, or investing in "growth" stocks like the Don's secret formula, that changes shares into diesel

>>51690525
It's like visiting your senile parents in a care home and watching powerlessly as they take a foul alzheimer shit on the floor, then start playing with said shit

>>51690590
Long term for me is weeks. I will average down if we go into the low 40s. All these rallies are bear market rallies. I am just going to buy TQQQ tomorrow. Then sell it when SQQQ hits 45. Put all my TQQQ winnings into SQQQ to average it down. Then hold SQQQ through the inevitable meltdown.

>futas

fuk u guys yellen's going to announce qe tomorrow and my 6300 shares of soxl are going to do 20% in a day and shut that margin call down

>>51690525
>what does it mean??
I love lamp

>>51690389
As usual, "it works until it doesn't". We've had countless anons over the years shill their "mad skillz" at daytrading, posting their daily trades, analyses and results. Every single time they suddenly started losing one day, losing the day after, then no longer posting ever again (i.e. almost certainly blew up their account).

My favorite part of Horton Hears a Who is when Horton yells "It's Horton time!" and horts his Who Goo all over the guy from Blue's Clues

>>51690136
My monotub has green trich growing in it I saw today. I think it's too cold in my house it's taking forever. I just switched the masking tape for microphone tape 3 days ago. It's my first time I hope they still fruit

>>51690622
Flip-flopping between the two bear/bull sides of the same coin can be quite the ride, anon.

>>51690587
>but what if institutions are already going long because they know that soon the trend in mainstream will be bullish again
>AIEEE SAVE ME CENTRAL BANK -SAMA EVERY BOOMER IN THE COUNTRY IS A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM LOSING THEIR RETIREMENTS
The institutions are fucking retarded
The central banks are fucking retarded
Retail is fucking retarded
This is what clown world looks like

>>51689449
>what happen when BOJ did this?
Reversed in literally one day kek

>>51690290
If you dont play those odds on 5% of your weekly play dough then you're never going to make it. If you actually watch the market and have a gut feeling then go for it. Everyone selling options is playing ABC poker. Problem is if I only have 4 bb I'm going to all in the bb with ace8

>>51690587
Play with a small portfolio of house money you already won off previous gambling wins and you have no fear anymore. Leverage the tits out of it with .7-.8 delta options on 2-3x etfs. Pay for theta and have a thesis on the direction. Sell the grenade to some follower after it goes that direction. Repeat

it's over

>>51690595
Once again, hindsight. Events could play out completely different. And I'm happy with my portfolio, so it seems to me like you constructed yourself a strawman.

>>51690622
Interesting hedging you got going on.

>futuras

>>51690667
It's not hindsight at all in this case, retarded boomer. Not a second since the 90's or earlier has your retardedfolio ever worked.

>>51690624
>green day + red futas = ???

>>51690665
We were down 1.5% at one point last night. The only thing that matters any more is central banks deciding to blow up their countries or their retirements

>>51690672
Very interesting

>>51690544
I dunno. 70K in KO stock is 1228 shares @57 per. Drip x 30 years. 29,165.00 yearly. Or VZ, 1777 shares. Drip x 30 yrs. $286,000 yearly.

>>51690672
for (you)

>>51690667
DRIP is down 15% today because people are gambling on a fucking hurricane.. anyone that thinks this market isn't a casino is the retard. Longing anything is a boomer scam. Take realized gains and wait for reentry

>>51690675
>>futuras
haha my bbby puts (the anti-reddit play) are now in the money despite /smg/ (reddit junior) telling me not to
i shall feast many beefy beasts on their pilfered shekels this 'morrow
verily

>>51690663
> Play with a small portfolio of house money you already won off previous gambling wins
right, just win and then keep winning with proceeds. Sounds like a dream mate. I'm glad that you're able to pull it off though.

>>51690709
Both of you are wrong. Boomerretard on one hand only cares about diviscams, while you're too retarded to understand how to trade on longer timeframes (and will invariably end up bankrupt as a result when you start repeatedly trading wrong).
The point you're right about is that you can't be market-long constantly, and you can't keep the same play alive forever in most circumstances: you're supposed to take the money and move on to greener pastures once the time is right.

I tradeuch better since I stopped trading drunk as fuck. What a shocker, I know

>>51690740
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ncqvLktdT8

>>51690562
That's what I meant. I try to swing options over a few days sometimes and am wildly inconsistent. Even if the stock moved the way I thought it would sometimes I still lose bc of not knowing how to do the numbers on the Greeks. Like I've held profits too long to watch theta burn them up bc I didn't know how to calculate the price movement. I have since just been paper trading trying to get more accurate with my timing.

>>51690752
Just follow the screenshot rule if it's too complicated

Yes, I can keep the same play alive forever, and that play is PSFE.

Ehh you guys are really on edge. Throwing insults around, being so confident of your own ways. I've seen it and I did it all already and I'll stick to my own ways. Things you say, phrases you speak tell me that you just started investing and got lucky on your trades. Now you got so self-assured, that you know how to beat the market, that I know what's going to happen next. Take care.

>>51690646
Bro you better scrape that green trich out now before it spreads. If you don't have any pinheads and already have Trich the batch is fucked.

>futes totally flat

What’s this mean

>>51690646
>trich
I have PTSD from this shit, like
>>51690779
said it's almost certainly too late

>>51690774
Haven't heard that name in awhile. I fell for that scam as well last year or whenever that was. Dumped that shit at a loss a long time ago and never looked back

I lost 25% on Zim please help me get my money back

>>51690788
I don't know but we better dump tomorrow so I can recover some of my losses.

>>51690788
markets waiting for the fed announcing QE starting immediately tomorrow

>>51690793
If you're in the UK buy a battery warming pad for a caravan off Amazon, they use very little energy and can be ac or DC powered. Keeps anything you grow warm.

>futures

>>51690793
But the mycelium seems really strong under the soil where I accidentally peeled off some of the black spray paint. No pins yet but looks close. Should I really scrape the little bit of green out?

>resume using your central bank to inflate your currency
>currency pumps
???

>>51689379
Nope.

>>51690682
PUUMP

>>51690827
Fuck yes you should. Sterilize a spoon with alcohol pad. Scoop all the green+1" perimeter surrounding it. Get that tub warm and wait a week. If the trich regrow, toss the batch

>>51689793
Everyone thinks there will be a recession, so there won't be one.

>>51690831
because their economy will do better

>>51690646
Man desu you are probably fucked. Cut out the whole section that has trich and trash it/pour salt around the edges. You can probably fruit some of the tub this way but the trich will keep spreading eventually.

If you got trich it's probably not because of heat of your home.. that would just influence how long it takes to fruit. Gotta be giga sterile growing mushrooms

>>51690857
What u mean get the tub warm? How to warm it and how warm?

>Futures

>>51690871
Yea it been growing real slow. It's like 69 degrees in my house. Spawn bag took forever too. I just tried to initiate fruiting few days ago and now green pops up

You can tell the market wants to pump. Only a matter of time.

>>51690857
>>51690871
This guy knows.
>>51690873
I mean have it at whatever temp your stuff needs to fruit. If it's too cold the trich will outgrow the fruit.

So at what price does the Shit & Piss actually bottom?

Really does sound like there's a massive liquidity crisis brewing in banks worldwide, especially in UK.

Could this be it, the key ingredient for the Great Depression 2.0?

>>51690867
That doesn't make any sense.

>>51690919
Oh boy, you really dont understand the great reset.

>>51690872
>dow down 1k
>later that week
>dow is up 500!

>>51690923
Actually yeah I don't get it either
Print 10 pounds to buy bonds which buys 10 pounds to pump your shit, doesn't it just cancel out?

FUTURES ITS oVEr bOBo...

>>51690936
well I do have this great reset meme

>>51690904
I want it to pump preferably up until 3rd week of October so I can buy puts for November rate hike and midterm dump
>>51690923
Yes it does, everyone is destroying their economies to tame inflation, so a country that's getting ahead of the curve and printing money to keep their economy going makes a currency more valuable since there's economic activity behind it.

Sept 29, 2008 was the stock market crash.

>>51690958
But that's a zero sum game. It's just exporting the inflation somewhere else. If multiple countries do that then they'll get hyperinflation.

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1575240877932482573

Fed will pivot because of the BoE.

Say something nice to Andy.

>propane futures up 17.61%
bearish for casual home barbecue lads

>>51690902
Stocks and mushrooms are similar hobbies. Patience and thoughtfulness required to be good at both. I don't know what you mean by "tried to initiate fruiting" but you basically shouldn't fuck with them at all and any time you open the tub you are risking mold spores in the air getting in the tub. I like to do lots of shoebox tubs instead of risking the whole batch on a monotub (just like stocks

>>51690975
they can't fight the inevitable

>>51690958
>midterm dump
iirc it's about to end based on the cyclical chart

>Bank of England buying bonds today to keep pension funds from collapsing

>>51690986

>>51690958
But there isn't any economic activity
They just fabricated new money. Most of that type of activity should be purely sentimental, right? Cat is out of the bag at this point... I know we've all been doing it for 50 years, but it's finally caught up. They can't afford to print new money anymore, shouldn't it be bearish?

This winter is gonna SUCK for a lot of people. Especially for wagies who will need to rely on payday loans. So that's what I'm gonna invest in: payday lenders and pawn shops. So far I've found these tickers:
CURO
ELVT
ENVA
EZPW
FCFS
OPFI
WRLD
Scumfuck move but what do I care, someone is gonna make money from this and it might as well be me. Are there any other usury tickers you know about that are missing from my list anons?

>>51690991
Yea I put all my eggs in one basket like they say not to do with investments. I don't want to have to start over but if I do I guess lesson learned

>>51690989
THE BANK OF ENGLAND AND THE JEWS ARE HOARDING PROPANE THEY HAVE PUSHED SHIT TOO FAR WITH THIS EGREGIOUS POLICY DECISION

>>51690113
>I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ
Based knower

>>51691016
> CURO
> Debt / eq at 19
> CEO's name is GayHardt
Is there any upside to this company? I didn't go through the rest of the list because it seems like waste of time

THE BANK OF ENGLAND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>51690919
3200 is best case scenario

it's over

>>51691027
Cut that shit out asap and salt around it if it's just in one part of the tub. You should be able to get a flush out of the rest before the trich takes over. Learn and do better next time (revenge trade mushrooms)

>>51691082
did you catch any money?

>>51691101
Based fly poster

>>51691101
based ibc enjoyer

>>51691012
Sure they can "print money" all they want. Only they don't print anything. They go to a computer and tell it "hey create 4 trillion extra dollars" and poof there you go. Same thing with your bank account and d.d from your workplace. Your workplace payroll computer says to "citizen shat show bank"; Mr Fat Shat's checking account is credited $10,000 this coming friday. Who's gonna question it? Certainly not you..

>>51691075
LOL I honestly didn't even look at the fundamentals of any of these scumfuck kike usurers. I looked at the technicals, which looked ok, and jumped in and I'm going to jump out either right before the next rate hike or right before Christmas (wagies will need the money the most at that time).
Clown DD for a clown market in a clownworld.

>>51691160
Well good luck. Personally I would be careful with anything that has lots of debt when interest rates are going up.

>Clown DD for a clown market in a clownworld.

>>51691148
But I actually produce things at my work. It's actually concerning, I work at a food factory. Waiting for this place to burn down too.
But by pressing zero a few times don't they deflate their currency by the same amount they inflate it? It's a zero sum game, nothing actually happened.

>>51691170
>>51691170
>>51691170
>>51691170

GDP more like poop and pee.

my covered calls got fucked

>>51690986
This is retarded. JPOW going to say the same

Soooo, the boomer tier Vanguard ETFs that invest 20% + in bonds are pretty much dead right?

Should i short OIL ? feels like its gonna dump tomorrow

>>51691102
Ok I scraped it out. There were two spots, and I just put a heating pad under tub. So I might be able to get a batch, like selling covered calls to salvage some money out of bad stocks? Just one flush if I'm lucky?