/biz/ - Business & Finance

double down bobo, surely you'll win

>>51687191
dont mind if i do

Shorting Palantir here AMA

I'm bobo
no longer bobostein

SAY IT WITH ME

DOUBE BOTTOM

>>51687191
I unironically did

>>51687191
>mumus pricing in another pivot already

>>51687202
kek, he just busted out a giant physical silver coin

>>51687167

>>51687202
>Shilling gold/silver
Brave

In all seriousness, what the fuck.

I need hikes wash away malinvestment it's the medicine the economy needs

Kinda funny how all it took to end the bear market was some governments making a statement that they're gonna print more money and go back to suppressing bond yields.

why are we pumping so hard? any news I missed?

To the anon buying BBBY puts be careful. You are trying to short a cult that has already dumped heading into earnings. Even I won't touch it and I'm a degenerate gambler.

feels so good knowing disgusting smug bobos lose everything

How best to short Europe?

Futures? ETFs? 2x Europe Short doesn't seem like it would deliver great gains, but would be safe.

>>51687243
>why are we pumping so hard? any news I missed?
the perfidious anglo just stopped the necessary equities drop with QE

>>51687242

>>51687228

>>51687243
Have you missed all the anons screaming about the BoE going back to QE?

BUDDY LOOK AT PUT COMPUTER

God you people are so fucking dumb. Tomorrow will be red, mark my words. This is FAKE, F-A-K-E!!!!!

>>51687242
I totally understand what this guy is feeling and/or smelling

MANNARINO IS SHILLING SOXL ON INFOWARS

>>51687250
>67 KB
> To the anon buying BBBY puts be careful. You are trying to short a cult that has already dumped heading into earnings.
Yeah those tard strength apes pumped that shit stock after the CFO jumped out of a window haha

>>51687167
DIE BOBO DIE

>>51687250
is this Max Keiser?

>>51687243
Bank of England went full retard and emergency restarted QE, because some of their retirement funds were gambling with the boomers money and were literally hours away from getting margin called.

Do you even need to ask whether this will backfire on them catastrophically?

>>51687283
not tomorrow but yes it will soon.

>>51687167
Had I done nothing today and I would have lost 120 dollars at most. I kept trying to short the top and ended up losing 500 dollars

Bought puts
You will all be btfo tomorrow

Steel is gonna pump.

>>51687271
>>51687202
who the fuck is this guy and why do I care? He looks like he wants me to buy webistics

>>51687325
no it's not CLF tranny

>>51687243
see >>51687244

but also it was a double bottom, and DXY had been on an insane rampage. Probably could've gotten any news at all and we would've been green today.

>>51687268
>>51687273
>>51687312

I missed this news... thanks frens

Do you think the bottom is in? I sold my spy at 4100 and waiting for the right time to DCA back in

ATTENTION ALL BOBOS:

Bros the down move has happened do not get fucking greedy wait for at least a retest of 4000 if you want to initiate shorts even in the worst markets the market only goes down 30% of the time

>>51687320
me but double for both numbers

>>51687323
Holy shit you're dumb.

>>51687320
thats 500 bucks of tax free earnings you can make! (assuming its not in a similar equity in 62 days)

>>51687283
>FAKE
Numbers sure look real in my account

you can just feel the copium in the air, a single green day and bulls turn euphoric

>>51687287
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>51687243
In case you weren't aware stocks are inversely correlated with DXY and bond yields

>>51687339
X is the better buy, but I have some CLF too.

Oh. People actually think the US blew up the pipelines lol. Some yuropoor ecotard did it. Or Russia did it because they figured you would all blame burgers, not knowing the US is better at manufacturing evidence than execution. Russians aren't very bright. All the smart ones moved here.

>>51687202

Ngl I used to hate him but I'm on board now.

>>51687293
PLOT TWIST: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN DAVID SOXL AND GREGORY MANNARINO IN THE SAME ROOM?

VIX kind of lagging the market desu.
Market up more than VIX is down.

Kind of annoying for me shorting vix

>>51687350
Would be careful thinking it is definitely the bottom. But DCA from here probably isn't a bad idea.

>>51687382
>Some yuropoor ecotard did it.
You think fucking Greta had a minisub plant explosives at three separate places along the pipeline?

HOLY SHIT A US10Y JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>51687375
Zoom out on the 10yr.
It has a ways to come down.

Why is QE strenghtening JPY and GBP?

havent followed markets for a few days, what news did i miss that made us pump like crazy today? why is netflix up 10% in one day like a shitcoin? is this a reddit raid?

>>51687191
But ive only done it twice back in january and a few weeks ago. Both a friends suggestion. From mid 5 figures to nearly half a million. You act pretty cocky but youre probably not even at 5 figures. All while this is done in under a years time. Granted all of it was thanks to following a friends advice. I wanted to buy calls on spy at 480 lmao. Wouldve lost all 57k i had but instead i bought puts thanks to my friend

>>51687381
she cute

>DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP?
YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!
>DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP?
YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!
>DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP?
YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

>>51687381
That's a woman

>>51687410
Yeah it's not like ecoterrorism hasn't been an issue ever.

WORKIVA CHADS what is happening?

>>51687375
Why does UK's QE make the dollar weaker? it should make it stronger no?

Are my US dollars about to get heemed?

>>51687355
Nah you are

>>51687382
>Some yuropoor ecotard did it
>calls Russians stupid
Lol okay, pal. This shit was encased in concrete and over 70m below the surface.

SPY 370.50 so I can get out of my puts please, thanks frens

>>51687312
Sauce on this? Sounds juicy

>>51687396
SVIX is a good play. I almost bought it yesterday.

>knock knock testing 11600
Why yes, I'm home.

>>51687396
30 will be the new floor on VIX for 4Q of 2022. I know this because it came to me in a dream.

>>51687453
People are taking as a sign that all central banks will now back off because it's essentially a world wide cartel with groupthink

>>51687446
Seattle pothead slashing SUV tires? Sure.

Natives chaining themselves to Keystone pipeline construction equipment? Definitely.

Fucking James Bond shit in the middle of a nuclear standoff? No shot.

Keep in mind the Baltic Pipe is perfectly untouched. If their enemy was natural gas qua emissions, they'd've take that out as well instead of double tapping the NS1 line.

>>51687418
read the thread, faggot

The sources I'm readying are indicating the following.

>Pro-Russian separatists have overwhelmingly voted to join the Russian Federation.
>Putin will let them join. This will create a situation where the conflict is no longer only in the borderland, but on Russian soil as well.
>Putin will tell the hohols to get off his lawn.
>Hohols are not expected to listen.
>Putin will nuke the borderland.

All of this is going to take place within the next 36 hours. Hope you guys got your popcorn ready. Also my sources are as follows.
>>>/pol/397397961
>>>/pol/397398112
>>>/pol/397390949
>>>/pol/397385320

>>51687453
People were selling their UK bonds and buying USD with the GBP from the sale. BoE came in and stopped the bleeding on bonds so people didin't need to keep selling.

>>51687457
>>51687488

Governments or terrorist networks (or anything that falls in between) have the resources and motivations to do this, is what I'm saying.

Lot's of yuropoors fall into any of these categories. So people need to stop assuming the Biden admin is smart enough to do this.

You guys need to stop assuming ecoterrorism = treehuggers. No lmao, it could be the opposite of treehuggers.

It's just any effort to violate international law by attacking energy infrastructure and harming the environment.

Stop assuming its the USA

>>51687350
>Do you think the bottom is in?
Anon. The entire british pension system was hours away from imploding into nothingness and they saved it by throwing wads of dosh on the market in a panic while already having one of the worst inflation rates in Europe. It's not even winter yet.

Today was an irrational pump based on a le epic option market squeeze and a major economy restarting QE without warning while hyperinflating. If only you knew how bad things really are.

>Millions of AAPL phone users have been sent inappropriate push notifications through Apple News by hackers.
Lmfaoooooo

>>51687162
What's fucking insane is that international is losing to long term bonds. Like, this doesn't even include corporate or extended duration which would push it even higher

IDK if this pump will last 48hrs holy shit

hope you initiated some shorts on this green day baggies

Bear market counter rallies have quite the reputation. Check any previous cycle.

>>51687517
>>Putin will nuke the borderland.
I don't buy this shit for a second
I think India and even China at that point would stop supporting Russia if they used nukes and they would be fucked without them.

>>51687555
Great ecosystem they have there.

>>51687555
Unequivocally based

Shouldnt gbp pound be printing?

LADS I finally did it!!!!!! I made back my 30% loss this year!!!!

>>51687382
It was the Rothschilds probably

Where are my TMF bros at? We made it today and probably tomorrow.

>>51687517
>/pol/
arn't you jewish? go down the the synagogue and report back with the secret plan for greater Israel.

>>51687517
>all my sources are /pol/
filtered lol

>>51687527
>Stop assuming its the USA
Nice attempt to obfuscate and misdirect, but occams razor dictates things so fucking easily, here.
Eat dick redditkike.

>>51687599
I'm still down 60

>>51687599
why dont you fucking scumbags post positions so anyone else can get some actual information instead of just HURR DURR I MADE MONEY IM COOL no you arent nobody cares this isnt facebook

>>51687599
GOOD JOB ANON
i managed to double my 30% loss to a 60% loss!

>>51687555
kek

>>51687617
Meds

>>51687577
Why would India and China stop supporting the Russians for nuking a 3rd world shithole to protect their own territorial integrity? My sources are 100% accurate.

>>51687434
When was the last time you guys have seen a $50 bill?

>>51687535
Yes I know it is pretty bad, that's why I sold my entire portfolio at the end of August.

If governments are going to forfeit the battle against inflation and pump up the economy, we are all fucked

We did that during covid and look at where we are now, If we do it again imagine how bad inflation will be next time lmfao

>>51687609
/pol/ is always right, my anonigga.

market is up over 2%
i missed the bottom
i can't risk investing now
it's over for me

>>51687382
Clearly this was a repercussion because twitch banned the stove streamer

>>51687599
grats

>>51687517
The nukes are the glownigger part. I bet they deliver a Khinzal & vaporize the government & military bases.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

l o l at the fight to close AAPL below $150
they managed to get it done

>>51687653
It's ok. You'll get em on the 2029 gigadump.

>>51687668
im losing everything

>>51687625
Because I don't hold the positions. Primarily used index funds so that I don't get fucked by unsystematic risk.

AAPL closed below 150

Tomorrow we dine in fucking hell, brothers. SPX will come down like 9/11

Crab day tomorrow. Don't forget to buy Yom Kippur calls on the next down day. If we don't go down buy them anyway before next Wed

>>51687641
>Meds
Filtered.

>>51687527
you suggesting a schizo can get through NATO waters, literally next to an US base and bomb 2 piplines with drones? this must be bait nobody can be this retarded

>>51687653
If an uptrend really did begin today, there's still time to get in on it.

>>51687462
Thanks MM's for answering my call yet again. My apologies for the mean words regarding your religion and heritage. I know you rely on smelly jeet coders who sometimes let you down. Thanks for allowing me to continue playing this wonderful beautiful game known as scalp trading. See you algos in the morning

Today is a good day to sell CC’s on OIL. I hope you locked in some easy gains today Barons

>>51687668
up $30,937

I am getting heemed and I do not like it

>>51687668
My bags are still too heavy

>>51687668
-3.95%
I'll get you next time gadget

>>51687517
>/chug/
They've been consistently wrong during this entire conflict though. /chug/ and /uhg/ are both blatant propaganda threads that are full of shilling and divorced from reality.

>>51687651
>imagine how bad inflation will be next time lmfao
We don't have to imagine, the Britbong surpise QE was such a shock to the credibility of the entire fiat system that it somehow caused DXY to nosedive even harder than the pound in response kek

>>51687700
>>51687699
I'm not suggesting that some fucking treehugger group did this, im suggesting its ecoterrorism exacted by some European country or Euro based group

>>51687712
i like how chug got infested with tranime to drive off anyone who might want to read it for information, real organic

Bond niggas really bought the shit out of 10 year at 4%. This could legitimately be the bottom if the 10 year yield tops out.

>>51687555
>its real
Lol

>>51687462
Why the fuck did you buy puts on SPY?
That had to be the dumbest fucking thing imaginable.

>>51687382
Brandon literally told you he would blow the pipe

>>51687359
Post em

fuck these gay markets

>>51687725
sure

>>51687625
A lot of them larp from what I can tell, its probably why. Would make it very obvious if they posted their portoflios.

>suckers rally

>>51687555
>Thrax caused the AAPL dump
Based.

>>51687733
>Bond niggas
sleepy-ass-niggas

>>51687733
I am going to pivot narrative is literally back

>>51687167
>Bank of England starts up the printer again
>DXY tanks

Can someone explain how that would increase the value of the GBP?

>>51687625
>>51687620
>>51687653

Best portfolio for 2022:

Pay off your house and your loans, and keep plenty of cash for the dip. Consider everything else a high risk gamble

I see a lot of people losing money when the best strategy is wait for the next bull run, and collect the free cash $$$

>>51687725
>by some European country or Euro based group
Say that instead of being a vague asshole.
Regardless of that, it was definitely not a Russian attack. 100% done by a NATO country.

>>51687764
This rally will fail like all the others.

>>51687772
They bought bonds with the printer. Essentially suicide but eh

>>51687772
people aren't scared of UK bonds going down anymore

>>51687758
>Would make it very obvious if they posted their portoflios.
i dont care about the portfolios just the positions so I can log it into the memory bank as a vehicle for a 30% gain on a fake and/or gay UK QE poomp it because he bought kind of day

>>51687772
Many anons have asked. No one knows.

>>51687712
the part from chug was
>>Over 90% of Donbass, Zaporozhye and Kherson vote to join Russia - observers from Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Germany, Serbia, Mozambique, France, and the Central African Republic reported no violations

They're headlines at the top are pretty accurate and comfy as fuck. Just put all the pieces together, and position yourself so when they post the headline that the nuclear launch has been detected you've positioned accordingly.

just went all in with 6900 shares of SOXL
see you guys next month

>>51687571
Most of the world doesn't have the same culture that allows companies to remain profitable. The largest international companies are all run for the benefit of their executives, and the benefit of the corrupt governments they operate under.
Shareholders aren't even an afterthought.

>stock craters during day
>pumps in AH
Name a more iconic duo

>>51687758
I made 6 gorillion dollars today. Proof? Why are you asking for proof?You're not one of those antisemitic holocaust deniers, are you?

>>51687775
>wait for the next bull run
Considering all growth in the entire western world post-2009 was on artificially suppressed low interest rates and fiat creation out of thin air which can't be done anymore because of debt-to-gdp ratio and runaway inflation
exactly where is this next bull run coming from

Six figures on the sidelines since Nov. Longed gold, BTC and shorted RE, USD here this AM.

>>51687574
>Short the bottom.
Fuck off with your moronic bullshit.

>>51687646
China is supporting Russia because they're a good candidate to buy their exports and resources, doing something that wreckless and stupid would turn them off. India is technically neutral but I wouldn't be surprised if it leads to a vague condemnation of them using nukes.
Inb4 jannies ban us

feeling spicy. gonna grab some fngu.

>>51687831
aftermath of ww3

>>51687834
25% allocation each all in to clarify

>>51687788
>Say that instead of being a vague asshole.
Lol relax, time to change your diaper already?

>Regardless of that, it was definitely not a Russian attack. 100% done by a NATO country.
Nope.
Russia has been in breach of contract for a few months now by not delivering gas.

These contracts are set until the 2040s. These are take or pay contracts, meaning we pay them regardless of use or delivery. Them not delivering is a breach of contract, giving us a legal way out. Them not delivering due to a broken pipe does not void the contracts. A broken pipeline can be fixed, a broken contract can not.

apparently both lines of NS1 have been damaged. But only one of NS2. This might be incompetence, or they plan on applying some pressure to open the remaining line of NS2. A huge propaganda victory.

those lines need to be fixed, or forever abandoned. Russia is calling Germany’s bluff on never ever ever ever buying Russian gas again.

Those lines need to be fixed. You need money for that...and someone to do it...so some sanctions will need to be lifted right around the time the annexation will be announced.

>>51687739
I intraday swing trade them, and had the chance for a quick $30 but let it ride and the algo pump kicked in, then my TA cope and hope had me needing SPY around 370.50 to exit a martingale position with a small profit.

>>51687652
hasn't been true in years

>>51687857
either that, jesus 2.0, or cold fusion
possibly aliens

>>51687712
They are both bizarre globohomo theater you can tell aren't inhabited by real people.

>>51687668
>Only +5.96% after daily inflation

>>51687797
Shouldn't they, though? They chickened out, their whole country is fucked now

>>51687839
India has already condemned Russia for a lot of things now, because it is convenient for them to do so as the world realizes that Russian military tech, which India buys gargantuan amounts of, is dogshit

How come no one mentions GDP tomorrow in financial media?

>>51687668
niggers tongue my anus

>>51687864
what chart platform do you use to keep track of movement and indicators in real time? all the free shit posted in the OP is delayed by 30 seconds

>>51687896
STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME MORE YELLOW FEVER FUCK

>>51687758
post your portfolio fren. i remember you btw, some retard sperg that only friend in the world was a teacher lmao

>>51687831
Emerging markets and innovative technology will get the next boom. Don't forget you can diversify with stocks in different countries, some countries have great deals in specific sectors and they aren't looked at by many.

For example, Australia is a AAA credit rated country with strong bank and mining stocks, but not much else. There are some big players like JP morgan as major shareholders, but you never hear about it

>>51687896
it's a revision / finalization of the Q2 numbers, so it's not viewed as important
if it were Q3 numbers they would be reporting on it
PCE on Friday as well another big catalyst

>>51687668
Up 5% thanks to oil. Probably sold too early but oh well. $500 is $500.

>>51687883
What do you mean? The bank literally came in and put a floor on bond price. Only place left to go for them is up

>>51687794
no way you actually believe this is the bottom lmao

And just like that, I'm stuck holding UNG calls I bought today that are almost a 2x in one day that I can't close out til tomorrow because of stupid PDT rules

>>51687831
Simple, same as every other time this last century in the US
>people forget and the same thing is done using fancy semantics that really just toss things around to circumvent laws they made to prevent it from happening the same way again

>>51687831
Honestly the elites are so fucking retarded when it comes to anything long term I wouldn't be surprised if they're just banking on AI and automation to carry everything in the future

>>51687863
>says its some ecoterrorist. maybe from EU
>10 reddit lines on how its DEFINITELY Russia
Lol
Lmao
You're pathetic, you just want to spread anti-Russia agitprop. I should've actually filtered you when I said I was going to.

>>51687794
negative

>>51687772
My theory is that the increased forex value of GBP is purely a statistical illusion, because that move showed that nobody is in control of the clown show anymore and other currencies dropped even more in response. Britain essentially committing sudoku by turning on the printer and just how close the pension funds were to blowing up were a massive shock to the markets.

>>51687932
I am unironically Russian by descent, I know the tricks of my own people

>>51687899
Zoom out

Was that the bottom? I'm afraid I missed it

>>51687927
>>people forget and the same thing is done using fancy semantics that really just toss things around
thats LITERALLY what just happened last night with the bank of england's fuckery

I'm not buying until the fed breaks this market, they're not panicking about how shits all fucked up they're just doubling down, Powell flashed a diving watch to warn everyone that he's going to crash it. When he flashes an aviation watch, its time to buy.

>>51687903
I use Street Smart Edge which is the free retail trading platform for Charles Schwab account holders. I'm not sure if there is a minimum requirement to use the platform or if it is free for all Schwab account holders. But it has everything you need except there was some fuckery with the platform this morning which is rare but does happen occasionally, as with any software at some point.

>>51687183

>>51687970
>Powell flashed a diving watch to warn everyone that he's going to crash it. When he flashes an aviation watch, its time to buy.
Now this is some next level due diligence.

You did buy bonds today, didn't you anon?

>>51687794
This but unironically

>>51687916
Till they can't pay their interest and default

>>51687668
+2.7%, so not great, but not bad.
Basically just a normal day.

>>51687970
>Powell flashed a diving watch to warn everyone that he's going to crash it. When he flashes an aviation watch, its time to buy.

>>51687958
For this month maybe

>>51687958
Yes

>>51687970
>>51687983

You misinterpreted the signal.

The diving watch means he's going to flood the market with unlimited QE

>>51687997
No because every time I chase a trend I lose money

>>51687958
Local bottom

>>51688005
kek

>>51688001
The BoE prints money, they don't borrow it. They don't have any kind of interest to pay

shemitah has ended the dump is OVER

>KWARTENG TO ASK FINANCIERS NOT TO BET AGAINST POUND: SKY

words fail me

I expect to lose it all. It would be too easy to switch from bear market to bull that qucik.

>>51687997
no but i shorted a treasury fund correctly predicting the 4% 10 year and was doing well a mere hours before the PERFIDIOUS BONG torpedoed my logic and wisdom with one fell swoop

>>51687733
I'm thinking we are back into bull territory by March.

>>51688043
Truss is doing a TV tour tomorrow. Will be interesting to see

>>51688039
september isnt over yet which means there is still time for a disaster that dwarfs 9/11 to hapen

>>51687970
Powell is giving me vibes that he is mad his position is not being respected. He was all doom and gloom back in June and then they pumped 70 dollars on spy. The way he came out at them makes me sus he wants respect and will crash the market for it

>>51687958
You missed the bottom by 2%. It's over for you

>>51687517
>invade country
>make occupied territory part of your country
>why are you starting a war with me?
>why are you killing my people?
>you are invading ME
>nuke them
That would be the most Jewish thing ever to occur

>>51688053
already happened

>>51688036
>inflation ruins your currency
>print money to buy bonds to save your currency
>inflation gets worse
>print more money
When does it end?

What movies about investing can you guys recommend?
Obvious ones that come to my mind are:
- Wall Street + Wall Street: Money never sleeps
- Boiler Room
- Margin Call
- Eyes Wide Shut
- The Big Short

>>51688054
>and will crash the market for it
daddy bobo likes

>>51688076
when you run out of ink

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRADE CRYPT-oh never mind lol.

>>51687976
not that anon but yeah nah there's no minimum bal req for SSE. its bretty gud, but keep in mind that Schwab bought out TD Ameritrade and that includes Think or Swim (a more powerful tool) so it might be wiser to just learn ToS long term

>>51688084
I recommend watching the documentary Princes Of Yen right now, you can find it on youtube.

>>51688048
They're correlated. Once a certain level is reach the debt system breaks down so that 4% in the US had more to do with Britain tapping out before breaking. Desperation is setting in.

>>51688076
I dunno. I've only read Dying of Money, The Mandibles, and the Mammon series to get an idea.

>>51688111
Great rec

So the UK just had a mini bailout. The fire rises brothers

>>51688112
>Desperation is setting in.
yeah and seeing charts like this
>>51688101
just make me think shits unraveling before our very shitposting eyes

>>51688076
It's a vicious cycle yes.

>>51687912
But will it move the market?

Groceries continue to get more expensive

>>51688084
Boiler Room is absolute garbage and Eyes Wide Shut isn't even remotely about investing
Add Trading Places to your list

>>51688111
Watched it already, really opened my eyes to the possibility that financial systems can be used as a weapon. And USA seems to have mastered it.

>>51688022
that's a desperate reach, diving has nothing to do with flooding. there is no such thing as a flood watch.

>>51687970
Can any autistic anons dig around to verify?

>>51688030
It's a bottom for the history books.
New ATHs by March and then another crash.

>>51688043
>govt act irrationally and was warned, BY A PAJEET, during leadership campaign

NOOO YOU CAN'T REACT TO OUR IRRATIONALITY

>>51688076
>>51688117
Wait, no, there's also the outcome from The Struggle to Save the Soviet Economy. An oil shock, collapsing workforce, entrenched interests, and a dying currency are some fun stars to align.

>>51688134
Jungle 2 Jungle lol

>>51688121
There was intervention in Japan and China as well.
>>51688153
We are not seeing ATHs for a decade

>>51688134
thanks for recommendation. As for Eyes Wide shut, I think it depicts the life at Rothschilds trading desks pretty well.

>>51687312
Big if true, unironically

>>51688163
>govt act irrationally and was warned, BY A PAJEET, during leadership campaign
Lol what? What is the rundown on a pajeet warning them about this? Like one of those schizo shitskins?

>>51688134
One could argue that eyes wide shut has loose ties to wall Street. With the Jewish secret illuminati sex club and all.

And there it is!

>>51688084
Eraserhead

>>51687668
Having a hard time with Tesla, hard time shorting it. It just won't crack

>>51688193
?? But we're not in a recession, we're in a vibecession. At least that's what it feels like.

>>51688193
>wtf i love recessions now

>>51688130
>fact check: mostly false
biden said groceries are the cheapest they've ever been chud

>>51688134
>Boiler Room is absolute garbage
GOD DAMN IT, YOU FUCKING GUYS

>>51688107
>Think or Swim
i really like the setup I have created with SSE so I will be reluctant to change even though I have heard Think or Swim is basically the same thing but newer and better but the way I have my charts setup with all the indicator overlays and where everything is on my tabs I have set up for optimal execution speed since I am scalping and need to be quick with my orders. I will learn Think or Swim if forced but not a moment sooner. Me dad used SSE and showed it to me as a teenager so it really is what I grew up knowing about. I'm guessing they all do the same thing though more or less. But the way I customized the options chain tab with all my greeks and ITM/OTM/Touch Probability %'s and the way I monitor my open positions in SSE is second to none IMO (but I have only ever known SSE so what do I know, I'm a retarded pol schizo)

>>51688216
>biden said groceries are the cheapest they've ever been
he never said this

>>51688039
Rosh Hashanah Fren , black Monday inbound

>U.S. Border Patrol said on Wednesday that 23 people were missing off the coast of Florida after a Cuban migrant boat sank due to Hurricane Ian.
Did these guys not look at the forecast?

>>51687382
>Or Russia did it because they figured you would all blame burgers
ah, yes, always blaming other people who blame you, always twisting reality...
go back to eating your burger and sharting in 'mart, fatty

>>51688130
This has always been true.

>>51688240
They were trying to outpaddle it. Classic mistake.

>>51688193
The gas lighting never ends, does it? They probably get bonuses to see who can write the most ridiculous piece with a straight face

>>51688193
The audacity for someone to even write an article like this is astonishing. You really have to be a shameless shill to write that. Pretty sad what people will do for a paycheck.

>>51688254
>always
Starting from when

>>51688084
seen all of these and that right there is a solid list

>>51688084
check out the show Industry on HBO
most of it is dogshit drama focused on sex
but the moments when they're working the trading floor / stuff about trading is fun to watch
when Harper fucks up a trade on USD/GBP it's brutal and relateable
only downside is that there isn't a single character that you can really root for, they're all faggots
it's a show about 4 traders graduates in their first year working for a big banking firm's prop trading desk in London

ASMB stock ladies!

>>51688193
>It's real

>>51688193
for me its number 6
>6. Your used car is worth more. If you’re looking to upgrade to a newer car, and your car is in fairly good condition, you’ll get more for your trade-in.

>>51688228
clearly a joke ya rube

>>51687925
Sometimes I'll sell one strike above same exp. Basically turn it into a pmcc

>>51688264
bro if it was Trump in office, they'd be screaming at what a terrible person he is and how he should be impeached for a 3rd time.

>>51688152

>>51688193
>5. Unemployment is still relatively low.
For now...

>>51688289
I've heard good things about Succesion

>>51688319
You're the jew Bagglet, it is entirely your people doing it (and brown skinned people that your people have bamboozled)

>>51688313
well yeah because when he was a kid he remembers when you could get 2 cheese burgers and french fries for like 15 cents.

>>51688319
At least it would be funny

>beclown
Ok, who's the FOX reporter?

>>51688193
If her article doesn't mention swing trading SPY puts then its LARP

>>51688314
Yea a ghetto spread is what I call it. I didn't even think of that for some reason

>>51688365
wrap it up beclown bros
its over

>>51687704
I got 16% on my GUSH and then bought some SPXU. I'll buy more oil in October.

>>51688340
Look if I could get them to stop I would, but these fuckers aren't even zionists, they're just selfish conniving kikes who are doing it for their own enjoyment because of how retarded and easily manipulated liberals are.

>>51687668
/cashgang/ waiting for the next trade

that was the bounce, now it's going to be the crash

>>51688338
Succession is funny but it's not about investing.
Billions is more investing related.

I always try to help you guys... but you never listen. You always hate making money. You always just call me a retarded nigger

thats it im going to try and scalp a rally. lots of red days, so it will probably be green for a while. BOE might have kicked the dollar in the shin to slow it down for a while. people are gonna think powell will pivot too, and GDP numbers will be a nothingburger. always pumps on GDP numbers because we cant scare anyone with a red day that might insinuate that GDP is bad.

>>51687244
this isnt an end to the bear market anon its a bear rally.

>>51688408
>that was the bounce,
there is more... get ready

>>51688398
>how retarded and easily manipulated liberals are
that oddly sounds a lot like Protocol #1 of the Protocols of the meetings of the learned elders of Zion. My ass they aren't zionists...

>>51687911
>innovative technology
isnt that what ark invest is all about

>>51688365
Next we will see a fox news report with the word heem in it you just watch

GDP will be
>not that bad
so it will pump

Nothing on the calendar for a while, are we pumping til the next fomc?

>>51687535
this anon has a good head on his shoulders. im not even a bear, i wish it was the bottom, making money in a bull market is so much easier. >>51687555

>>51687417
Sudden demand from investors getting their hands on them to move wealth back into stocks. Won't last.

>>51687599
congrats anon. thats fantastic, keep it up

>>51688408
i just went all in on there being further bounce left in these titties

>>51687535
but if every individual day's price movement is just options driven, then I am confident that the real niggas (options traders) out there will keep the markets in check.

>>51687652
hello larpfag i see you

>>51688193
I used to read Michelle Singletary's columns regularly. She usually has pretty practical and normal advice, like don't take on too much debt, don't spend more than you can afford, save money every month...
But I guess after writing columns repeating the same basic shit, and having no one listen, for 15 years will make you insane
I also found out she's very religious and tithes like 10% or something

>>51688289
Thanks

>>51688441
this is just the first revision of the 2nd quarter gdp, so basically they'll cook the numbers so it looks better than it did, #RecessionCancelled.

>>51688297
I missed this picture :)

welp going to go punish my liver for losing 200 bucks on treasury plays today see you suckas later

>>51688418
You're right. I merely meant the current downtrend. I assume the selling will continue in October.

>>51687836
>Short the bottom.
>Fuck off with your moronic bullshit.

DUDE what are you doing? are you macro unaware? you a fucking tourist? i'm giving out free alpha and you're sperging out

>>51688545
>sperging out
I exclusively come here for that

>>51687794
yeah except there are actual euphoric mumus in here every time we've been green 1% the past 2 weeks except oddly today, almost no euphoria today, mostly confusion which to me is a big red flag

might invest in developed europe fund cause of the usdgbp exchange rate. All the markets are correlated at this point anyway

ive noticed thinking and trying to anticipate situations where they can fuck over retail the most is pretty good way to stay safe.

like these two bobo weeks when i saw the historic put number i was thinking if it was this easy everyone would be rich.

>>51688560
Where is all the volume on that pump? I know algo bullshit when I smell/see it

Check the volume.

>>51688365
this is how i know that was a reddit term by how quickly the media snatches it up

>>51688557
If you're here for any reason other than loss porn and autism you're here for the wrong reason.

>>51688560
It is- question is how long does this confusion last? I am not even convinced it will happen tomorrow...

>>51688621
>non schizo detected
the loss porn here is it even real? I'm the autist you come to see

Something that may be of concern to Europe and UK is that the dollar and oil were inversely correlated today. Doesn't matter that their currency gets some breathing room if energy prices increase also. Someone made the same point in a much better way on a Space today

>>51688598
im trying to turn the volume up but the forest wont not stay quiet

>>51688687
We don't use double negatives in /smg/, anon.

>>51688673
>the dollar and oil were inversely correlated today
>today
????
they have always been this way..
green dollar = red commodities
red dollar = green commodities
not just oil too
you beclown yourself

>>51688708
dont tell me what to not do nigger

>>51688708
But....... why is your portfolio always double negative??

>>51688310
>completly disregarding WHY a used car is worth more and that a new car is... also more expensive

>>51688736
Hey, it's only single digit percentages.

>>51688708
>>51688728
you're both double niggers

>>51688754
Yeah, well, you're a jew so...

what was the volume anyway
was it good
we're pumping tomorrow right?

>>51688795
The volume was TREMENDOUS. Absolutely beautiful.

>>51688795
if you consider >>51688592 "pumping"

>>51688795
you'd be wise to ignore all volume posters

Bake you pussy

>>51688890
i'd be wise to avoid 4chan alltogether homeslice

>>51688858
i do

>>51688891
I'm not baking my pussy, anon.

too many of my people baked, i'm not baking.

>>51688964
fucking stoners

There are 3 threads in the catalog. We could still be posting in the one from four hours ago and have it at 1000 posts. This thread will be good for 2 hours more. We are not hiring bakers. Its time for austerity in these times of financial hardship.

>>51689006
i was talking about jews

baking

>>51689024
>austerity
You mean QE infinity?

>>51689042
dont

>bobo with snip-snip mask on

Bulls are getting too confident, we're going to rally for a week. Cash gang rise up

Guh

>>51689057
ok
getting baked instead

>>51688581
Avoiding short term plays is best way to stay safe.

>>51687696
It’s real

>>51689055
All I'm gonna say is, we're working together with our partners around the world to avoid a global recession.

>AAPL shitting farting

>>51688598
>knock knock knock
>...
>BANG BANG BANG

>one green candle
stop calling it a rally

>>51689183
Call it a giga pump

we're back

>>51689183
One green candle is all it takes. You just know. It's like a dog and a white woman. Mumu is irresistible. Yes, the central bankers tried to listen to bobo and his rational arguments. But in the end, they cannot live without the bullcock. You just know.

>>51689228
BoE pissing away their country for the benefit of the USA. Very needful of the bongs to pass the mantle to their former colony

>>51689106
or be a life long bagholder but i suppose that is what makes it all fun

No really look at the 10 year. Even if the market is wrong about a pivot in October, it is a potential threat that must be priced in.
We're going neon green and Vix will be crushed.

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>>51687167

Maybe I'll bake.

>>51689301
baked

Won't be me

>>51689261
probably some behind vlosed doors agreement that we'll bail the UK out with priority over EU if they do stuff like this for us. Wouldnt be suprised if UK and US have it planned that they scratch out backs a bit now and we'll help them and give them an advantage over the EU so they can have economic dominance set up after the global recession/depression

>>51689301
>https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata
attention there is an attempted bamboozle afoot

New
>>51689330
>>51689330
>>51689330
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>>51687312
>>51687474
>>51687535
found something: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-two-reasons-the-bank-of-england-had-to-step-in-and-buy-bonds-11664378907?