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51682445 No.51682445 [Reply] [Original]

>bought car for $35k last year
>went to sell it today and dealership offered me $28k

is this normal or am i getting goyim'd?
I did put alot of miles on it 42,000 because I Ubered kek

>> No.51682463 [DELETED] 

>>51682445
>bought a $35k car to uber
>doesn't mention what make/model/year/total # of miles
>andrew taint pic
you're a minority, aren't you?

>> No.51682471

That's actually really good, if the used car market wasn't fucked at the moment and there was no chip shortage for new car production you'd be getting far less.

>> No.51682478

>>51682445
>wtf my car went down in value?

>> No.51682507

>mask profile pic

>> No.51682517

>>51682507
>green shrek ID
what did i mean by this?

>> No.51682542

>>51682445
>buy depreciating asset at highest possible price
>use it to fucking Uber retards around and speed up value deprecation
>wtf why am I losing money?
Idiots deserve to drive taxis and deliver pizzas while constantly losing money until they become homeless.

>> No.51682560

>>51682507
>>51682517
nice shrek

>>51682463
I only worked for like 4 months, it was almost 10k miles every month working Uber

>> No.51682623

>>51682560
Shrek is love shrek is life anon, wealth is meaningless when you dont have his holy eshrektion inside you

>> No.51682639

>>51682517
hi shrek

>> No.51682641

Was it new ? New cars usually take a 10 percent hit straight off the lot. 1 year and put 40k miles on it. 7 grand loss seems reasonable. 1k for every 10 thousand miles plus 2-3k for every year.......vehicles are depreciating assets but there are exceptions to the rule.

>> No.51682657

>>51682560
you didn't answer my question. you're a minority, aren't you?

>> No.51682685

>>51682507
>>51682517
shrekt

>> No.51682688

>>51682560
That's why it's better to lease a car for Uber......you depreciate your vehicle quicker by turning it into business type of asset.

>> No.51682689

>>51682471
yeah I figured it would be in the high 20s and when I looked online it said new cars lose 20% value after the first year

>> No.51682711

>>51682688
>That's why it's better to lease a car for Uber......you depreciate your vehicle quicker by turning it into business type of asset.

this is the most retarded thing i've read this week. also leases are typically 10-15k miles a YEAR after which they charge you like $0.25/mile.

>> No.51682716

bait thread

>> No.51682725

>>51682445
don't sell it to a dealership, they will rip you off. used cars are still hot items, sell it privately or check carmax or other dealers if you must

>> No.51682738

>>51682445
You should have bought a 15 year old German shitbox as those are already at rock bottom prices
They then will only increase in value from there
Trust me bro :^)

>> No.51682791

>>51682657
I'm white and I like Andrew Tate. I think he's based and red pilled. I just KNOW you're a seething sour grapes unironic chudface incel because literally NO ONE seethes over the man other than fat ugly women and chudface incel autismos. LOL. LMAO even.

>> No.51682795

>>51682725
The same used car is like $33k in Carvana but it only has 15k miles so it makes sense.

The dealer offered me $28k but I could probably sell it for $30k privately, I dont want to deal with any other BS though so I will just go sell it today I guess

>> No.51682803
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>>51682542
probably a nissan too

>> No.51682826

>>51682791
Shalom fellow white man

>> No.51682836
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>>51682791
i don't idolize other men. i'm sorry you were raised by a single mother and are desperately seeking out a male role model to give you guidance.

>> No.51682843

>>51682826
Shalom my fellow goy. Happy New Year.

>> No.51682861

>>51682517
that shrek is dreck

>> No.51682872

>>51682711
In Australia they literally have lease/rental companies that focus solely on Uber drivers, from what I read some of them have unlimited KM contracts but you most likely pay a higher premium. In Australia there is also tax benifets with leasing.....I haven't looked to far into it but I would rather not thrash my personal car if I could lease one get servicing, insurance etc all included in the price.

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>>51682542
I looked at used cars for Uber and they all cost like 18k-23k

>> No.51682891

>>51682872
there has to be a catch. there's no such thing as a free lunch and someone will take the hit for depreciation -- on top of the profit margin that the lease/rental company will be extracting from you.

>> No.51682912

This is how they make their money. They lowball hard on trade-ins and most will take it because it's "easy money" and they value convenience over that additional 30% they could make selling it themselves.

Dealer takes the car at a discount, freshens it up, and resells it for that 30% more.

>> No.51682915

>>51682445
>Buy a new car
>Surprised it deprecated

>> No.51682922

>>51682891
its all priced in

>> No.51682932

> add 42000 miles
> get surprised when the value drops
I swear this board gets dumber by the day.

>> No.51682947

>>51682891

It's just like renting a house vs. owning one. Yeah you save on some maintenance and all, usually a minimal amount especially for newer vehicles. You're paying a premium to the rentier, once your term is up you haven't even built up any equity.

>> No.51683025

Why not just keep Ubering to make more money?

>> No.51683085
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>>51682445
>>51682932
I just did the bluebook thing and carmax and it says $27k is a good deal

>>51683025
>why not add 40k more miles
I'm just gonna get a wagie job at amazon or buy a cheap used car to Uber

>> No.51683101

>>51682517
Checked and Shreked

>> No.51683156

>>51683085
In a normal car market your vehicle I worth 25k.......5k vanishes for just driving off the lot plus 5k for that 42k miles. I don't know why you needed to make a thread about this.

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>bragging about material possessions
>complaint about something being “cringe”
Oh the lack of self awareness is fantastic. He’s either coping about something or he’s just a Gaylord.

>> No.51683549

>>51682560
How much money did you make from Uber

>> No.51683638

>>51683549
One single anon on the biz board asked the right fucking question. W, are NOT AGMI. Act accordingly.

>> No.51683673

>>51682517
check and shrek

>> No.51683899
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>>51682507
>>51682517
Hi Shrek im a big fan

>> No.51684182

Why would anyone ever sell to a dealership? Sell privately and make more money instantly.

>> No.51687278

>>51682507
>>51682517
Shrek 5, checked and shreked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xEmYUPNjk

>> No.51687404
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51687404

>>51683899
hi a big fan it's nice to meet you
i'm shrek

>> No.51688350

>>51682517
someBODY

>>51682445
You're getting goyim'd because you're selling it back to a stealership, sell it yourself dumbass.

>> No.51688756

>>51682445
I think they are overpaying you

>> No.51688837

>>51682517
Insane get

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>>51682517

>> No.51688864

>>51684182
Convenience probably

>> No.51690206

>>51682445
so what's the deal OP?
if you paid 35k and selling for 28k.. did you make more than 7k profit from uber?

>> No.51690239

>>51682836
KEK

>> No.51690251

>>51682517
Hey Shrek!

>> No.51690484
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>>51690206
yeah I made around $4k uber each month for 5 months thats like $20k

>> No.51690545

>>51682507
>>51682517
Put me in the screen

>> No.51690602

>>51682445
Yes buying used through dealerships is one of the dumbest financial decisions you can make, and not inspecting a dealership before buying is even worse you should absolutely see the condition they keep their stored cars.
t.worked at a dealership
>Mazda comes in
>we bought it for 7.5k
>mark it up to 34k
>allow people to come in and "haggle" us down
>part with it at 28k, and act like we got hustled
rinse and fucking repeat.

>> No.51690620

>>51682445
>buying a car, the most depreciating asset in the world
>instead of buying low-cap utility tokens
NGMI

>> No.51690625

>>51682445
>I'm never home

People say this like its cool or something

>> No.51690639
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>>51682507
>>51682517

>> No.51690684

>>51682445
if this is a recent post, that is not the newest Bentley convertible. he would have had to buy it used.

>> No.51690712

Takes photo of a car outside a dealership with a clearly take plate.
Must be a legit ownership of car, nothing to see her goys just consume muh product.

You mean its not like just anyone can test drive a used car and pay the sales goy $20 to let you stand there and admire the car on your own...

>> No.51690729
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>>51682517
Very impressive. What's up bb?

>> No.51690734

>>51690684
Yep any car guy and or person with wealth heck even working around legitimate wealth knows taits exagerating if not 100% scamming.
Its like these pooftas that think their standard Teslas a flex "wow your totally saving the earth with your unique electric shit box, just like everyone else.

>> No.51690932

>>51682517
Hi Mr. Shrek.

>> No.51690949

>>51682445
goyim'd. sell it on your own. start at $45k and give yourself plenty of room to haggle

>> No.51691720

>>51682507
>>51682517
lmfao please put me in the cap

>> No.51691788
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51691788

>>51682517
>OP capturing this moment

>> No.51691796

>>51682445
That jew nigger is cringe af himself

>> No.51691812

>>51682507
>>51682517
Kek’d and Shrek’d

>> No.51691831
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51691831

>>51682507
>>51682517

>> No.51691959

>>51682507
>>51682517
posting in shrek thread

>> No.51691989

>>51682507
>>51682517
PLEASE SHREK GIVE ME KIDS

>> No.51691998

>>51691831
kek

>> No.51692051

>>51682836
It is only okay to idolize another man if he is dead. I idolize Teddy Rosevelt.

Idolizing a man who is currently alive is gay AF.

>> No.51692086

>>51682517
DONKEH WHAT THE F U C K

>> No.51693078

>>51682507
>that ID

Shrek 5 Sissy

>> No.51693147

Probably bait to piss off losers whose only hobby is playing the latest endless online interactive goyslop. But good for him for bettering his situation and leading by example.

>> No.51693185

>Looked the dude up on twitter
>He's posting clips of Destiny 2 and talking about how he hopes to not be single by christmas
God dammit I was rooting for this guy

>> No.51693534

>>51682517
>>51682507
Holy fuck Shrek is on biz!

>> No.51694051

>>51682445
How much did you make on uber?
Thought about trying to doordash on the weekends for extra cash

>> No.51694083

>>51682445
The vehicle market is coming off its peak. To the point where a new 2023 vehicle is barely above the cost of a low-mileage used.
A $7k drop for 42k miles and nearly a year is pretty good all things considering.
Sell private or compare quotes if you want to eek out an extra grand or two.

>> No.51694318

>>51682791
Imagine being over 18 and posting this

>> No.51694576
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>>51682517
ShreeeeeKk

>> No.51695311

>>51682445
>you must consume
>you must spend your money
>you must boost the economy goy
Lol I'm just going to stay in my gamer cave

>> No.51695346

>>51682517
based

>> No.51695447

>>51682445
If I fix up the body of my car and give it a fresh paint job, my car will be worth more than I paid for it. Don't know how to feel about all that. Didn't think my car would become an investment. but hey, no complaints. I like it anyways.

>> No.51695463

>>51682517
nice

>> No.51695559

>>51682791
hello andrew

>> No.51695978

>>51694576
I would run that faggot over with my car and steal his Jays

>> No.51696418
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>>51682517
checked

>> No.51696472
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>>51682507
POSTING WTF>>51682517

>> No.51696478

>>51682445
>I'm buying a house
>I'm never home
keen business sense

>> No.51696517

>>51682463
>minority
why did I read that with tates voice and british accent?

>> No.51696527

>>51682507
>SHREk
ffs I'm in this topic.

>> No.51696602

>>51690484
What? You made 4k a month as a fucking Uber driver? Damn, Americans really are fat pigs. What was your take home pay after tax?

>> No.51696631
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51696631

At least OP isn't this goy

>> No.51697226
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>>51682507
>>51682517
the chosen one

>> No.51697782

>>51682517
muh swamp

>> No.51698437
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51698437

>>51682517
>(USER WAS SHREK FOR THIS POST)

>> No.51698490

>>51682507
>>51682517
Based and Shrek'd

>> No.51698557

>>51682517
heil shrek

>> No.51698658

>>51682517
Witnessed. The Bogs have spoken from beyond, you will make it based shrekroller. Godspeed.

>> No.51699179

>>51682507
Why does he mask the shrek?

>> No.51699213

>>51682517
INSANE PROFITS AND 10X WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU RESPOND TO SHREK WITH “THAT’LL DO DONKEY. THAT’LL DO”

>> No.51699221

>>51682517
posting in shrek thread

MODS = GODS

>> No.51699233

>>51682507
>>51682517
BULL RUN SAVED BY SHREK

>> No.51699251

>>51682478
>green shrek
Yep, that’s going in my rare folder

>> No.51699256
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>>51682517
based

>> No.51699262
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>>51682517
Shrekpilled and based beyond belief.

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51699415

>>51682517

>> No.51699502
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51699502

>>51682517
holy fuck holy fuck

HOLY FUCK IT HAPPENED

>> No.51699605

>>51682517
good morning shrek
put me in the screencap

>> No.51699606
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>>51682517

>> No.51699657

>>51682517
Holy shrek

>> No.51699737
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>>51682517
It's ogre

>> No.51699892

>>51682507
IS LOVE
IS LIFE

>> No.51699971

>>51682507
>>51682517
The wait is ogre

>> No.51700017

>>51682517
It's all ogre now

>> No.51700036

>>51682517
I share a site with redditors holy shit

>> No.51700114

>>51700036
This is a colony of r wsb isnt it?

>> No.51700393

>>51700036
Or oldfags. Remember where the Shrek meme came from?

>> No.51700412

>>51700393
That shit was gay as fuck duuuude shrek fucked meee

>> No.51700751

>>51682517
Put me in the screen cap

>> No.51701001

>>51682517
Shrek'd and kek'd

>> No.51701343
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>>51682517
thank you Shrek
WAGMI

>> No.51701572

>>51682517
I’M MAKING WAFFLES

>> No.51701791

THAT’LL DO DONKEY. THAT’LL DO

>> No.51701949

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>> No.51701971

>>51682517
impressive, very nice

>> No.51701987

>>51682517
Swamp tier post

>> No.51701996

I did something just as retarded as OP. Spent $40k on an Accord. Yes. $40k. It was the 2022 accord sport 2t. Sold it for $34k. At least I got to drive an OKAY car for a few months. I'm glad to be carless. Cars are a meme.

>> No.51702002

>>51682517
based and shrek pilled

>> No.51702003
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>>51682517
Shrek will save the economy. We're all going to make it, lads.

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>>51682517

>> No.51702102

>>51699415
I’d give her a little of the in-n-out, if you catch my meaning.

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>>51682517

>> No.51702931

>>51682445
You probably profited from this. The fact that you only lost 7k from this, rather than 15,000+ is pretty impressive
>>51682517
Posting in epic bread

>> No.51703083

>>51682560
How retarded can you be dude. Has to be bait.

>> No.51703273

>>51682517

>> No.51703306

>>51682791
Bait

>> No.51703343

>>51682517
shrek is DREK

>> No.51703349

>>51682517
put me in the cap

>> No.51703379

>>51682517
SHREK!!!!!!!

>> No.51703428

>>51682517
god I wish that was me

>> No.51703461

>>51682517
SOMEBODY

>> No.51703552
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51703552

>>51682517
Es shrek

>> No.51703628

>>51703461
>>51682517
Once

>> No.51703687

>>51682517
DO THE ROAR

>> No.51703718

>>51682445

That's selling at a loss. Sure thing the price will depreciate. Maybe you should sell it at that price or use it more for Uber services. I'd have said you should keep up with it and await the holoride product launch by EOY but that's a Bentley you got there bruv. However, its product development is ongoing for late next month and damn, it's gonna be all thrilling for car rides and could really get you some good star ratings, but yet it would be pulling up with Audi cars first, then Porsche, Mercedes dunno about wen Bentley cars though.

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>>51682517

>> No.51703777

>>51682517
>(USER WAS SHREK FOR THIS POST)
what does this mean?

>> No.51703835

>>51682517
gay. you got my hopes up thinking I was witnessing a public execution

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>>51682517

>> No.51703934

>>51682517
put me in the screencap

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>>51682507
>>51682517
high put me in the screncap

>> No.51704126

>>51682517
Is this it? The sign of the epic golden bull run?
Me thinks yes

>> No.51704181

>>51682517
Shrek is love shrek is life

>> No.51704385

>>51682445
its crazy how proud people are to announce what a consumer they are

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51704550

>>51682517
better out than in hehehe

>> No.51704707

>>51682517
shrekkekked

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>>51682517
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.

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>>51682517
incredibly based get

>> No.51705365

>>51682517
shrek is love, shrek is life

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>>51682517

>> No.51706515

>>51682445
Man, actually less cringe when he was making gaming a career, what a cringe flex

>> No.51706535

>>51682517
Very shrek sir! To 1000x moon gems!

>> No.51706570

Considering that a new car, as soon it comes out of the car dealer it lose a good 30-40% of its value, I would tale the $28k, especially with 42.000 miles.

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>>51682517
>>51682507

>> No.51706878

>>51682507
Very nice

>> No.51707250

>>51682507
>>51682517
very based on all counts

>> No.51707269

>>51703777
he can't post or lurk on /biz/ ever again. once you've been here long enough to get an ID like that it's time to leave. he's in a better place now.

>> No.51707304

>>51682507
>>51682517
where were you when shrek saved crypto?

>> No.51707604

>>51682507
>>51682517
Kekd and shrekd

>> No.51708610

>>51682517
You are hereby awarded 1 shrekel

>> No.51708656

>>51682463
most likely

>> No.51709401

>>51682517
No more! I yield! I yield!

>> No.51709560

>>51682517
What is the probability of this happen?

>> No.51709626

>>51682517
holy based shrek post; wagmi

>> No.51709666

>>51682517
Mods, you know what must be done
embed All Star into the thread or you're a pack of fags.

>> No.51709704

>>51682517
today shrek /=/ dreck

>> No.51709740

now that I'm here, do you guys actually use checked to reply to posts and not when someone gets dubs?

>> No.51709758
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51709758

>>51682517
The only funny ID I ever got said GAY in it

>> No.51709785

>>51682517
but how can I profit from this?

>> No.51709810

>>51709785
buy dreamworks stonks

>> No.51709827

>>51682517
I am in the screencap and thread
T. British Paki

>> No.51709879

>>51682517
I shrekked irl when I saw your ID

>> No.51709899

>>51682517
Shreked, checked and keked

>> No.51709922

>doesn't explain what he did in 8 fucjing months to do all that.
Lol. Lmao.
Faggot had daddy money to begin with and stopped trying to stream for pennies and just asked for a million to do some scam.
He's larping. He's going to try and do this as a scam to get subscribers because people are idiots and think he's successful. Like that Tay faggot H3H3 busted before they turned into mega shit jews.

>> No.51710053

>>51682517
Based and Shrekpilled.

>> No.51710140
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51710140

>>51682517

>> No.51710170

I'm just here for Shrek hey big green fella

>> No.51710213
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>>51682517

>> No.51710270

>>51682517
DONKEH!!

>> No.51710650

>>51701949
Shrek posts deserve a reply but I aint clickin that shit

>> No.51711058

>>51682507

You are so big and green that there is no way you dont make it

>> No.51711753
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51711753

>>51682507
>>51682517
Legendary

>> No.51711778

>>51682445
>trading in a car at the dealership
ngmi

>> No.51711897

>>51682517
first and last true shrekpost

>> No.51712047
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51712047

>>51682517

>> No.51712140
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51712140

>>51682517
This one's going in my Shrek compilation

>> No.51712304

>>51682517
toasting in an epic bread

>> No.51712335
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51712335

>>51682517
Some BODY once told me the WORLD was gonna roll me

>> No.51712344

>>51682517
>>51682507
MLP FIM SEASONS 2-9 ARE The Room TIER BAD. ONLY SEASON 1 IS DECENT and it still had room for improvement.

>> No.51713560

>>51682517
Shrek pls don't let the prince escape justice.

>> No.51713590

>>51704709
Anecdotally this is true.

>> No.51713609

>>51682517
kek

>> No.51713876

>>51682517
MARTIN SHREKALI

>> No.51713919

>>51682517
holy based

>> No.51713958
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51713958

TOASTING IN A MOTHERFUCKING STICKY HOLY SHIT

>> No.51714286

>>51701949
Don't worry shrek, I'll give you a (you) for your all-star post

>> No.51714479
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51714479

>>51682517
Shreked

>> No.51714618

>>51682517
SHREK 5 CONFIRMED 2022

>> No.51714647

>>51682517
based kek

>> No.51714690
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51714690

>>51682517
yes
YES

>> No.51714770

>>51682517
Pretty sure the chances of this happening are literally so small its nigh impossible.
meme magic is real

>> No.51714808

>>51682517
PUT ME IN THE SCREENIECAPPIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51714817

>>51712140
lmao

>> No.51714827

>>51682517
MODS = GODS

>> No.51714887
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51714887

>>51682517
Hey sexy

>> No.51714903

>>51682517
kek based modd

>> No.51715020

>>51698437
>BOG id
this thread is blessed

>> No.51715334
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51715334

>>51682517
based shrekposter

>> No.51715864

>>51682517
Baste mods

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>>51682507
>>51682517

>> No.51715891

>>51682542
>Car
>Asset
Pick one. Cars are liabilities, not assets.

>> No.51716318
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51716318

>>51682507
>>51682517
greenbros we won

>> No.51716374

>>51682517
don’t put me in the screen cap

>> No.51716390

>>51682507
Based swamp enjoyer.

>> No.51716419
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51716419

>>51682517
Posting in a legendary thread

Screencap me

>> No.51716429

>>51682517
Based

>> No.51716583

>>51682517
SHREK'EM

>> No.51716653
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51716653

>>51682517
postin in ebin bread

>> No.51716710
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51716710

>>51682507
>>51682517

>> No.51716744

>>51682445
>>bought car for $35k last year
>>went to sell it today and dealership offered me $28k

take the deal, you wont get a better offer.

>> No.51716750

>>51682517
Green IDs always make it btw

>> No.51716792

>>51682517
into the screen cap I go

>> No.51716794

>>51682517
Thanks for the good hearty kek this morning.

>> No.51716901

>>51682507
>>51682517
Toasting in epic bread

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51717177

>>51699415
>>51702102
I'd even drop a little surprise present inside.

Fuck... imagine how hot she would look with a pregnant belly. Hnnng, I can't take it anymore biz bros.

>> No.51717342

>>51682517
put me ina screencap

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>>51682517

>> No.51718081

>>51682517
bullish