/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is this a repeat of yesterday??? Why is the SPY GREEN WHY IS NASDAQ RED AND QQQ IS GREEN....

What is this an OP for ants?!

first for fuck bobos

Heyyy bearcucks....

Reposting a premarket masterpiece

>>51681169
Why is it going up? We just blew up 2 pipelines between countries that have nukes.

The King of England should call up the Americans and order them to do QE. For old times sake

mumu bros we just cant stop winning

>>51681169
pump it

>buy long when SPY starts going up
>sell when it starts going down at that retarded inverse cup
>suddenly flips and does 180 and pumps 1%

What the fuck is this schizophrenia? Nothing makes sense.

Someone link me to Jpow

JUST BECUASE YOU HAVE A PRINTER DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE IT!

Alright then it looks like this gay pump is here to gay it up. SIGA is looking to have found a bottom?

Looks like QE is back BAY BAY! pump up those inflation numbers and DUMB THOSE POUNDS! CAUSE THEY WORTHLESS YOU BITCH!!!!!!! UK FAGS JUST GOT RUGGED HAVE FUN BRUSHING YO NASTY ASS TEETH WITH USELESS POUNDS!!! HAHAHAH

why is soxl mooning

Crude -215K, Exp. +2.00MM
Gasoline -2.422MM
Distillates -2.891MM
Cushing +692K
Production -100kb/s to 12mmb/d

BIden's weekly Strategic Petroleum Reserve drain: 4.575 million barrels, lowest since July 1984
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1575131244463104001?s=20&t=Cx8R-1fmmiiqM3RgoTw38Q

>>51681169
Reminder that trannies and bobos are mentally ill freaks and that you should have a lil bit of chicken fry

bruhs I'm about to get rekt in real life. Shit is cat 5 now. It's been nice shitposting with you all. Remember don't buy SOXL until SOX goes above the 200 day moving average

>Biden's weekly Strategic Petroleum Reserve drain: 4.575 million barrels, lowest since July 1984
Lol. They're literally going to empty it, aren't they?

how did the JP speech go?

>>51681217
Wtf does the AI know

>>51681220
Crab only eats- does not care for your logic.

>>51681210
You must filter out the voices that you hear in your head. Only some of them want to actually help you.
Me, I mastered this craft and knew this was a non-event.

>>51681210
slurpers gonna slurp. wait for the reversal.

>tfw it was a double bottom with june

bulls, post yfw you got hooked

why the fuck is dax pumping after nordstream got destroyed???

>>51681228
he is planning on it crashing so he can buy cheaper. Also to fuck with the inflation data artificially.

>>51681231
Based, hope it tanks the market

>>51681228
No wonder OIL is pumping

>>51681271
>+0.06%
>pumping
the fuck is wrong with you

>>51681270

>>51681217
>Europe in two years
Kek

>>51681285
>BIDEN: HURRICANE IAN SHOULD HAVE SMALL, TEMPORARY IMPACT ON OIL PRODUCTION

>>51681271
Because the stock market is a jewish rigged shitshow.

Gold and Oil bros. Oooooooooooooooooooo

>>51681270

>>51681301
because we are not producing any... now if it hit Louisiana- he would have been FUCKED!

>breaking news Putin sends soldiers through nordstream 2
>breaking news Putin sends soldiers through nordstream 2
>breaking news Putin sends soldiers through nordstream 2

>crab day yesterday
>red futures
>crab day today

HOLY SHIT HOW COULD ANYONE HAVE PREDICTED THIS THE MARKET IS SO FUCKING SCHIZO IM LOSING SO MUCH MONEY AAAAAAAA

FUCK
CARVANA

>>51681318
uh, how does that shirt stay on what sort of magic jew woman trick is this?

>>51681270

>>51681318
Is this clip intended to be infuriating

wow I just got fucked
gn fellow bobos

>i will NEVER sell my puts. FUCK you mumu

>>51681335
kek those sneaky Ivan's

>>51681290

>>51681290
It keeps climbing when there is no logical reason at all for why it shouldn't be deep red

>>51681270

what THE FUCK is going on!?

>>51681231
cute avocado

So I was doing my job for once and I looked away and I'm sorry what now?

>>51681224
the fact that this is german and not american makes it even funnier

>>51681408
BOE buying before Jerome dumps all holy hell on them.

BREAKING NEWS:
A RUSSIAN AGENT HAS BEEN SPRAYING HIGH RANKING AMERICAN CITIZENS WITH AN UNKNOWN CHEMICAL.

>>51681369
It's ok bobo, we still love you. By the way, someone was calling when you left for bathroom break, I told them to hold on for a minute.

$81 OIL

The BoE is pumping the GBP, say thanks to Andy

>>51681408
a pivot is imminent, yesterday was indeed the bottom

>>51681231
Why are you stupid enough to live in a shithole like florida where this happens literally every year? Do you just stand there when someone keeps punching you in the face too? Why so many retards and old people go there to live is beyond me. You guys get what you deserve

MY VIX PUTS

ARE STILL RED

CAN THIS UVXY SCAM GO SUB-$11 AND STAY THERE FOR A DAY FUCKING GODDAMN

>>51681449
>a pivot is imminent, yesterday was indeed the bottom
MEDS

Wtf it just keeps going. Where is the dump bobo? You said there would be dumps

Who needs factories to actually be powered on when you've got infinite QE
I hate central banks so fucking much

>>51681408
>Welcome to Australia, cunt.

>mumu is still fighting the fed
lol lmao

just woke up, why are we pumping?

>>51681169
BoE Pivoted!! QE is back in the menu boys, other central banks to follow suit soon. Buy the dips

bad news is now good news, the bear market is over

>>51681414
Its over BOBO. I am down 2% it's OVER. IT"S OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thank you President Biden for this pump.

>>51681483
BoE pivot is raising hopes of a Fed pivot

>>51681488
You’re still not listening to me

>>51681463
>shorting uvxy before Market capitulation
how did you mange to pick the one way to get fucked?

>>51681483
BOE reintroduced quantitative easing, buying into risk assets to sure up markets. Plus powell speech was nothingburger

>>51681488
>digits
Weimar hyperinflation confirmed

FX market:
>BOJ intervention
>PBoC intervention
>BOE intervention
US data prints:
>MASSIVE slowdown

(You):
>NOOOOOOO WHY IS IT PUMPING AFTER THE BIGGEST WASHOUT SINCE DECADES???
greedy pigs getting slaughtered

Holy shit 10Y crashed to 3.799%

>>51681522
Fuck carvana

>>51681522
>>MASSIVE slowdown

>>51681517
>Plus powell speech was nothingburger
this, that's the clue that a pivot is coming, 25 bps next meeting

>>51681504
>>51681517
Why is that bullish? QE when inflation is already high doesn't seem very logical

Cant believe DAX is green


All because of you stupid burgers

>>51681522
None of those things are bullish if you actually think about it

>>51681231
>muh 200 dma
Chop. Chop. Chop.

>>51681572
>Avg. volume 18,846
snore

>>51681571
QE = money becomes cheaper = risk assets are more appealing = pump

>>51681408
>oi fuck off were full!
>glass ya cunt!

>>51681580
>DXY down 900 points within hours is not bullish
anon, I..

>>51681522
MAN THAT IS SO BULLISH!!!! PLUS RECORD HIGH INFLATION> SHITTTTT WE GOING TO THE MOON MUMUS!!!!!. BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS. GOOD NEWS IS GOD NEWS.

GAY IS GREEN. FAGGOT IS GREEN. YOUR MOM IS GREEN. GREEN IS GREEN. RED IS GREEN. EVERYTHING IS GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51681635
Think harder before posting next time

>>51681571
Because stocks don't care about inflation, they care about money pumping in to them

>>51681619
Does your portfolio going up by 5% negate inflation going up by 20%. You're silly little pivot isn't going to fix shit.

How much longer until I can purchase a yuro mail order bride? I want a big tiddy ginger/redhead nympho gf who looks just like Faye Reagan and has an Irish accent.

>>51681635
dope. we're on the same page. you're gonna get heemed

>>51681580
>QE is not bullish
It's literaly free money bro

>>51681461
I was able to buy a foreclosed condo close to the coast in 2011 for 25k. Seemed like a good idea at the time. If I don't report back in a week come pull me out of the rubble plez
>>51681601
>just hold assets that only do well in low volatility high consecutive positive returns market environments and never sell bro

>>51681666
free money that becomes more and more worthless as time goes on, satan

>>51681653
>no argument
bobo got heemed? how much did you lose today?

>>51681691
i just shorted the top lets see how it goes

>>51681684
Bulls don't care, that's not at the forefront of their mind

>>51681653
um sweaty, dollar go up, assets go down. dollar go down assets go up.

>>51681745
>i just shorted the top lets see how it goes

>>51681745
i shorted OIL at the literal bottom FML

>>51681653
he's right tho

>>51681437
Good to see the pump maintain momentum. It better not pull back now I'm going to sleep

Kindly go fuck yourself anon.

>>51681745
You got balls, son

How far can the can be kicked?

DON'T WORRY MUMU PFFF FFF FF IT'S NOT A TRAP THIS TIME PFFF FF FF I PROMISE BFFFFF

>>51681815
They are all in to make it to midterms.

just sold some naked spy 380 calls expiring friday to pay for a couple of new 128gb microsd cards. they're cheap as it is but i just dont want to pay for them is all.

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little cow
That lives in a green world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just Green
Like him inside and outside
Green his house
With a Green little window
And a Green corvette
And everything is Green for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm Green
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

QE infinity has started, by the brits of all people

>>51681276
They also always do whatever it takes to get gas prices down in the month or two before an election where the dems are in control. as soon as elections are over gas will correct way up to where it should be all things considered then about 6 months before presidential elections they'll start on this shit again. it's like clockwork

I

TOLD

YOU

PEOPLE

NOT

TO

GET

INVOLVED

IN

THAT

>>51681844
Sad. Right in the feels..

The market is entirely compromised of retards and algos

>>51681815
Until we all agree that the can always gets kicked, and always has been. Anyone who says otherwise is a schizo who needs to cool it with the remarks

>>51681844
well done.

>>51681844
not coo bobo!

Why is VIX = market now?
Market up = VIX down.
Market down = VIX up.
Why? Isn't it meant to be volatility?

>>51681872
I think most SIGA sisters have roped by now.

>>51681437
god is great

>>51681822
It's comfy to be a mumu. Price going down only means I can buy more shares with each salary. In the meantime bobos risk everything, praying that market won't decide to go up suddenly. Basically as mumu I win both ways.

POWELL PLEASE SAVE ME WTF IS THIS

>>51681844
I want to go back bros...

So if we were counting on "dollar milkshake theory" to export our financial problems to other countries, does that mean inverse dollar milkshake theory also applies where everyone fucks over the dollar to save themselves?

>>51681878
Welcome to the future anon.

>>51681889
The market is inversing the dollar. VIX is just options pricing on SPX. When VIX goes up it means options prices go up because people are hedging/gambling to the downside. Since general trend of market is to go up this means VIX spikes when people bet against that trend.

and just like that the markets recovered, recession is over, inflation peaked

oh my god

>Robinhood is displaying options pricing from 10 minutes ago with no updates
>website states options trading is fully operational

Thank you literally retarded “software engineers” making 300k a year to learn how to code using a production trading system

>>51681912
>does that mean inverse dollar milkshake theory also applies where everyone fucks over the dollar

Yes. Google "Plaza Accord" from 1985. Anyone that thinks the US is going to benefit from this is QTard mode.

>Florida getting fucked
>market is bullish
Can we nuke Florida?

I hate the globohomo so fucking much. Knowing some diversity hire tranny or woman is making 6 figures to send out "hip newsletters" for Google let's me know we are still so far away from the botton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVueEr6GnHI

>>51681953
wtf is this ssaying?

>>51681981

>nuking the only state with a functioning economy

>>51681953
What mean?

>>51681981
Of course not anon, that would be anitsemitic.

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

>>51681981
No, florida is the most based state in the union atm.

bobo lied

>>51681888
checked. That's pretty good

go SOXL
go SOXL
go go go SOXL

>>51681681
sounds comfy anon, very nice. I hope you and your comfy condo come out of this alright.

>>51682035

You are just hopelessly low IQ dude.

>>51681340

The BoE just spent £65bn

Fucking lol - our country is done.

Good job Mr Nigg

dont tell me, after the terrible news of last night, the market is still green.

>>51682070
why is every country putting them into positions of power when they can't ever make a successful country of their own?

The market is literally pumping because the UK is committing suicid and America hopes to follow because of their short sidedness...

What world of greedy idiots do we live in?

>>51682073
the printers are back on so of course we're up

>>51682070
Country collapsing is bullish

>>51682070
This is what happens when you put niggers in charge of your finances.

>>51682073

Kek it's like you people just enjoy losing money.

>>51681340

>>51682103
Not in America you dumb fuck.

So sick of you niggers spamming Pivot.

what's the last white country to move to?

>>51682118
Argentina

>>51682118
Vermont

>>51682070
>UK
>Roody poo
>diversity is strength
>Country collapses

Like pottery

>>51682118
The one you build yourself.

Attempting to place a buy order in streetsmart edge crashed the program... nice... Thanks Klaus!

>>51682118
Isn't Switzerland where all the EU traitors are fleeing to now? I'm guessing that one

Print baby print print baby print, I can’t wait to get back to the days of buying every dip and making money regardless of any economic reality. Turn that printer back on Powell

>>51682100
>What world of greedy idiots do we live in?
Checked.
This one, you live in this one.
>Not taking advantage of said suicide
wouldn't be me.

Jay "Fuck Your Puts" Powell is going make the bobos wish that they were never born.

>>51682127
he said white

>>51682127
No.

>>51682145
switzerland is full of hijabis. Ever been to geneve, bern or basel?

>>51682118
Russia

>>51682116
refer to >>51681204

>>51682160
>Jay "Fuck Your Puts" Powell is going make the bobos wish that they were never born.
>

Mumu, this is honestly just getting sad.

>>51682160

>>51682118
Aussie

>>51682167
Nah I dont leave mom's basement

>>51681963
sir sir calm down sir. code very good sir, very fast.

>>51682118
Canada is still 70% white.

>>51682110
im gong to filter your stupid meaningless picture.

>>51681169
What are some relatively safe US stocks to buy? Apple? I want to offload some of this soon to be worthless £

>>51682205
NONE

>I'm going to filter your stupid meaningless picture

>>51681963
Schwab coders only have the 0 DTEs functional on their platform... TOP KEK levels of fuckery

>>51682198
Yet 100% controlled by globalist shills

>>51682198
blackrock said 100 million shit skins for canada. so not for long.

>>51682160
No No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Please don't do it. NO!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51682205
Filename

>>51682205
Buy TLT or TMF

>>51682198
Canada whites will be a minority within 10 years min

Fuck carvana

>>51682183
>double bottom

>>51682233
>>51682235
Those places you speak of are not "Canada". They're eastern shitholes, filled with faggots and trannies.
>>51682256
Won't happen in that time. The west will leave before that ever happens, anyway.

Lets not forget about every bear market have face ripping rallies that all eventually fade. Stay the course.

is this the october midterm meltup?

>>51682289
those charts are not even overlayed and posting this every thread is just cringe, anon

I wish Gerard butler would make a movie about the collapsing financial markets

His political movies are always vengeance kino

Double bottom still in play, it’s normal to overshoot a little bit

>>51682205
Filename

>>51682317
Fake cum

>>51682289
>stay the course
will do, just bought more

Any Schwab options bros ITT? you guys using the website today to trade or spending the day jerking off instead?

>>51682327
somewhat of a cum expert are you?

>>51682160

no no NO PLEASE STOP NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51682298
Only a matter of time until some Polish fisherman chucks a cigarette over the side and we end up with a Mexico situation.

>>51682198
>>51682280
>west
lol
what west are you talking about? Alberta/BC is full of immigrants and from what I understand, even Vancouver Island is going from WASPs to a pajeet and filipinos hellhole

>>51682336
I’m at work. I usually use Robinhood for options

>>51682324
now thats what i call a slurpable market
mmm orange juice

>>51682336
>>51682359
fuck Carvana

That was the top

I went short so we can poompa today

well this is boring

Crab today

oh sweet mumu, Jerome will not let any rally go unsold. when will you learn? This man is about to destroy BOE with the click of a button.

>>51682394
......holy shit!
I do business with some of those companies!

>>51681169
any dutchguys here?

what broker do you use?

degiro?
binck ?

my brother just has a binck account that invests for him and he deposits part of his earning into that each months

>>51682357
>fag flag
French are not Canadians, and need to leave. What's stopping you losers?
>Thinks the west includes BC
It's a lost chinese colony. They will be *redacted* when the time comes.
The only provinces that matter are Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

SCHWAB STREETSMART EDGE LITERALLY ONLY LETTING OPTIONS CUSTOMERS TRADE SPY 0 DTEs TODAY. APP CRASHES WHEN PLACING ORDERS ON ANY OTHER EXPIRATION DATE. ON BEHALF OF ALL RETAIL GOYIM TRADERS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO SWING FROM THE GALLOWS FOR THIS

>>51681210
You have to understand the nuances of the markets in pissearth. Nordstream was sabotaged yesterday ensuring long term turmoil for europe's energy sector and is a huge indication that the Ukraine fiasco is only going to escalate. In normal world, this would cause even more uncertainty (fear) in a market where inflation and rate hikes are already causing fear. This would lead to stocks going down as multinational companies profits are likely to be impacted by a european energy shortage that will require new infrastructure to recover from which takes years to build.

However, in pissearth, this is bullish because it may indicate that we will get even more government intervention in the market, allow for higher deficits to send money to companies as "energy relief" or myriad other labels. You see, the best customer of the pissearth economy is the government which can print as much money as it wants. Simultaneously, the government can also increase the interest rate to lower inflation by making sure the pressure is only felt by the consumer rather than the business, the business is getting "emergency relief aid" and the average person is unable to afford loans which will reduce the velocity of money and make it look like inflation is going down even though we are printing money to prop up a failed economy. Of course this is unsustainable and everyone's quality of life will deteriorate, but the past 22 years of economic policy shows that we will kick the can down the road as long as we can rather than deal with a real economic recovery based on productivity and innovation.

>>51682426
just like what they did to RH when GME was going to clean the market of corruption.

>>51682426
Hahahahahahahaha
Thanx for playing goy :)
Did you think we were going to let you win?

>>51682324
OJ Squeezing
Lumber trading like a shit coin
Hawgs eating shit

... all is well in the world today

>>51682424
So essentially india/somalia/pakistan, nothing and a bunch of natives is going to be the new white west

what is this pattern called?
>>51682426
I think they're hiring Indians to code for them or something. I used to get crashes using their strangle builder. Did you try using the site?

>>51682447
>mfw you realize they can lag/crash/fuck with any or all traders software at any moment
we never stood a chance did we

>>51682444
checked

>>51682467
Pattern is called
>going to $100 by the time Santa comes

i guess ill be productive today since theres shit going on in the market.

>>51682467
false breakout/ consolidation

>>51682467
The site appears to work but you dont get the live option prices to swing trade based on current data. So NO MAS FOR YA BOY!!! 0 DTES IT IS TODAY LADS

Absolutely SCHIZO market the tick count is completely useless now given the speed some of these fuckers are going at holy fuck.

lots of exuberance for a few hours in the green.

>BOE Says It Purchased About £1b of Gilts, Less Than £5b Limit; received £2.588 in offers: BBG
Explain this to me like Im'm retarded (I am).

Eurobros we can't stop winning

>>51682532
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
GOES BIG BEN

>>51682347
would be better for the environment to let it burn off than let it out into the air, you know, except for the explosion, but it'd be cool anyway

>>51682532
>Gilts
What Are gilts in the UK?
UK government bonds are also commonly referred to as gilts. Bond yields represent the amount of money an investor receives for owning the debt as a percentage of its current price

>>51682458
Lol cope all you want, frenchie.
Western Canada is the backbone of Canada, and I cannot wait until our secession crumples this piece of shit country.

>>51682416
depends on what type of inveting you want to do, DCA montly boomer style is good on degiro. Daytrading and options are kinda shit

>>51682394
Earnings season isn't until November since Q4 for most companies ends in September and October will be when all that data gets compiled.
Some spicy days in mid-October though (14th with Banking, 18th with Netflix/IBM/J&J/Goldman Sachs).

>>51682504
Works on my machine. Use SSE for quotes and get good with alt-tabbing and quickly punching in your limits. It's not like you're trying to scalp right?

>>51682575
>It's not like you're trying to scalp right?
you got a problem with that?

>>51681169
Why does the market follow the advice of Indians?

They’re pooing in the fields while telling us not to buy

>>51682556
https://youtu.be/c4COfl8DMB8?t=356

APPL down 3.5% but the market is up

>>51682532
Good question anon
When I google gilts I only get pictures of pigs

>>51682575
Looks like they just added SOME functionality to your specific 9/30 Put, the options chain is still all fucked up, nice try JEW

>>51682584
What's wrong with 0DTEs then?

lol schawbfags btfo?

>local slumlord is now on the board for the non-profit hospital in town that also runs a bunch of private pay nursing homes
KEK. They're not even trying to hide that medicine has become a home stealing operation anymore, are they?

Stay in cash a little longer?
...or was that the multi-generational bottom, and this is the time to go all in long?

>>51682575
show me a buy order for a 10/14 SPY 360 P or 370 C on SSE

>>51682613
What're you trying to buy? Also what OS are you on? Margin?
>>51682621
Always

https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/boe-buys-just-1025-billion-in-emergency-qe-operation-20220928/
>BOE buys just £1.025 billion in emergency QE operation
>Buying was was focused on July 2051 bond, with about two thirds of the buying there.
>That £1 billion has gone a long ways. At the peak of covid-QE, the Fed waw buying $300B per day.
>You can look at that two ways: 1) They didn't do much or 2) There wasn't as much forced selling as feared
>Of course, the massive long end rally today would have made people a lot more reluctant to let go of the bonds.
the emperor has no clothes, the wolf has no teeth
let the true path resume
£1 billion will not even plug one hole in this dike, and will in fact spring more holes as the 'ocean' sees that after big talk they did 1/5th the amount

>>51682636
capybara!

>>51682653
Yes!

>>51682636
wish i had today shit.

>>51682617
by 1pm est, the theta burn kills it, then if you hold late into the day your broker will force close it at 3pm est

>>51682636
>>51682653
>Okay I pull up

>>51682205
Dividend paying consumer staples, healthcare, and oil/gas
KO, MCD, PG, XOM, BMY, PFE, ABBV

>>51682636
Ok I pullup

>>51682645
10/14 SPY 40 Delta Puts and Calls, you retards already know, look at my trade history faggots

Christ. It's over for bongland.
>NEW
>On the @bankofengland intervention: Am told the BoE were responding to a “run dynamic” on pension funds - a wholesale equivalent of the run which destroyed Northern Rock.
Had they not intervened, there would have been mass insolvencies of pension funds by THIS AFTERNOON.

>>51682649
>£1 billion will not even plug one hole in this dike
Please take it to >>>/gif/23608873

>>51682680
lol imagine buying now

>>51682606
And we all know what happens to pigs

>>51682649
Pretty funny watching these currencies rally on this news.

Gold is up more than S&P500

Explain yourselves

>>51682649
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/boes-bond-buying-was-due-to-liability-driven-investment-and-links-to-pensions-report-20220928/
>What it sounds like isn't direct pension bond holdings but a pension (or pensions) with investments in a fund that would have blown up today without a BOE bailout.

>>51682705
Wasn't it yesterday or Monday that the Pound was down more than the Nasdaq?

>>51682680
preview of things to come for the entire world, all of those boomer pensions are a fraud promise anyway

>>51682662
THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY. SCHWAB JEET CODERS AND JEW OVERLORDS DESERVE THE ROPE

>>51682680
by the time i have a job and can afford to visit england it will be inexpensive like visiting south america

what do i buy?

its all a jewish casino lol

My Cornelius Schizo Indicators (CSI) levels say buy puts now to scalp

>>51682594
Thats pretty normal anon. Haven't you heard of the century-old 50/50 strategy? You hold 50% in risky assets like equity or government debt, and 50% in apple. During recessions, there is a flight to safety and your apple stock goes up. After, capital leaves apple and goes back into risky instruments such as bonds and crypto.

>>51682736
Rope

>>51682705
dollar strong = gold weak
dollar weak = gold strong
DXY is literally in free fall right now

>>51682737
Always has been

SAY IT WITH ME NOW

DOUBLE

BOTTOM

>>51682737
have a casino meme

>>51682680
There is not stopping whats coming. Insolvency or hyperinflation. The keynesian problem cannot longer be kicked down the road.

>>51682742
What’s your smooth penis indicator say about the XHB?

>>51682760
Lol I made that meme

>>51682736
I've just been patiently bagholding energy stocks. Who knows when they'll pullback over the next month before mooning though.

>>51682759
DOUBLE

QE

>>51682745
i knew it,

>>51682759
damn brah, thinking bout scalping some tendies for lunch ngl

PIVOT

>>51682744
Apple is down because they had a data breach and someone sent out texts saying "niggers tongue my anus" to millions of apple customers... I'm not joking at all lol

Today is the most crab day i've seen in ages, even smg is all mixed messages

>>51682675
I don't know who you are.
It's fucky. The greeks are absent and open orders/positions aren't showing up on the trade tab. It works though, idk what your problem is.
>>51682662
not an issue if you're scalping except literally EOD

>>51682772
no you didn't. I did. stop stealing my important anon internet clout.

>>51682772
noice.

>>51682761
>51682761
just was

>>51682775
give me youre fav and ill join u

>>51682781
Im not a clever man

>>51682787
They're down because they cut back production due to slumping demand, i'm sure that didn't help anythign either though.

fuck you mumu im going all in for the intraday post-powell swing

>>51682787
I'm going to sue to racism and hurt feelings. Class action when?

I HAVE PTSD NOW

Thanks Tim Apple

anything i buy today would be a gamble. maybe it will pump again tomorrow or maybe it will dump. to pivotal of a moment at the double bottom, before midterms.

>>51682802
Well BPT pays you for drilling oil in baby seal nests or whatever.

>>51682787
That was probably a real text from their faggot CEO to one of his 12 year old Thai sex slaves

>>51682768
I have that one turned off right now. No more than 7 meme line overlays at max should ever be used the week before Yom Kippur

>>51682793
SSE crashed thrice for me while trying to load up on 10/14 360 Puts, NO MAS while scalping. I guess that is my que to take the day off... going to contemplate how to get JEW overlords swinging from gallows

>>51682820
How do things usually go during the midterms? You know what must be done.

>>51682736
aapl puts

>>51682830
Nah it was some dude from /x/ named Thrax. He did a ama on /pol/ and said next time he's gonna redpill people on jews

>>51682787

>>51682838
Now you’re just making things up

Fuck carvana

>>51682789
>not an issue if you're scalping except literally EOD
you must not be very good at scalping. it most certainly is an issue JEW

>>51682787

> He baked?

>>51682839
Lots of the chains are missing their greeks, at least deeper OTM. Idk why it's not letting you execute though.
OS?

>>51682849
kek, is this true?

>>51682875
WINDOWS FUCKING 11 JEW. TOO LATE ALREADY 30% DOWN ON MY 0 DTE PUTS. COCK SUCKING FAGGOTS

Next
>>51682892
>>51682892
>>51682892

>>51682875
HAVING A GAMME 9X THE 10/14 OPTIONS DOESNT MATTER IF YOU ARE SCALPING. FAGGOT RETARD. MMS WANTING TO BE POITION FREE ON EXPIRY DOESNT MATTER HUH?

kek he upgraded
you fool
the pop ups to upgrade were a massive red flag

>>51682853
Everything is just made up...money, interest, usury, shares, etc. Get with the program, goy, and grab some of those made up numbers from other goys trading accounts

>>51682842
a part of me thinks there is going to be a midterm meltup and that a bear rally is soon. i want to buy soxl im a dirty boy.

>>51682914
so why today of all days is it a problem JEW?

>>51682963
You tell me. I'd guess the combo of needful coding between Schwab and Microsoft finally came to a head.
>Windows 11
lmao

>>51682849
>>51682880
the thrax part is I know that but idk about the rest of it. based as fuck if true.

>>51682999
I didn't hear you mention Jews once so that is how I know your name is Shlomo

>>51682999
>>Windows 11
lemme guess you trade with your own OS called faggotjew22 shemitah edition

>>51683062
you shoulda stuck with 10 since it just werks
but thanks for bug testing for me :)

>>51683198
It's Jew manipulation, had nothing to do with OS. If you think it's the OS you utterly and ironically are NGMI. Exuberance will get you killed jew

Nobody on here will believe me but I'll say it anyway. I have a nw of 160k or so. I'm so fucking tempted to drop $100,000 us dollars into a stock/crypto. Can I make it, bros? Can I escape the cycle?

>>51683372
Migrate, anon; this thread's autosaging
also if you have to ask, you're gonna get heemed