/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51677494

Yeah its a con alright, lmao

>>51677494
This is now an IMF salt thread

Nothing will happen

nothing ever happens cap this

Reportin in

Who here hopes that staking gets announced this smartcon even though they know it's not happening?

>>51677531
Why are those Ripple logos doing there? PARTNERSHIP CONFIRMED

>>51677537
based anon
fudders are subhuman and about to be btfo

Ausanon here, I knew Smartcon would be happening overnight but I didn't know when.
So all day today I've been wondering why there aren't any posts about it and why the price hasn't gone up.
But now I realise I was a day early. I'm so happy for you guys who can watch it live.

>>51677494

Nothing is happening to the price of the coin you retarded baggies.

Do you not get it? Unless you're holding eth or bitcoin your shitty token will NEVER pump again.

That's it. You missed it if you didn't sell.

Watch as other alt coins take off and get accumulated in the bear leaving you as the next dragoncoinor whatever trash garbage equivalent is.

All Bobos report in

>>51677548
Here's a fun fact: SIBOS 2017 (with the toilet memes) was literally 5 years ago.

>>51677494
They're streaming it live on youtube this year? Nice.

>>51677582
So you're saying I had two years, three years ago?

>>51677531
>>51677537
is there any security? I am literally scared something will happen.

>>51677531
So this is where those 700k dumps went towards.........

Fellas, at this very moment Sergey is probably still in bed in his Manhattan apartment, looking in disgust at the high end escort lying next to him, wondering what made him call her last night. Was it worth it? His throat and nose are still numb from the coke they did. His dick is still stinky after all the nasty things they've done. And most of all, the work he was supposed to do yesterday evening - final touches on the slides - was not done. Will he be able to update the slideshow for his presentation in less than 2 hours? Or will he just say "fuck it" and run the same slides again?

>>51677531
All iI can imagine is Klaus Schwab passing under those hexagons wearing his Swiss new world order University kimono.

>>51677531
Nice

>>51677596
Just the first day if I understood correctly, a lot of the talks will be uploaded days/weeks later.

ERC tokens are so 2017 who the fuck buys that lmao

>>51677494
if there was anything important to be annouced, insiders would have pumped the price already, get ready to get a scam pump and dump to oblivion

>>51677630
I often wonder if Sergey has some bodyguards, doesn't seem so - many anons have posted pictures of him just walking down the street minding his own business etc. It's pretty weird, I mean his company (registered at cayman island mind you) has liquid assets worth billions, seems like he'd be a prime target for some ransom, right? And he's not that elusive either, he visits dozens of conferences all around the world and he's even been doxed (can't find it now but his home address in Manhattan has been published)

>>51677700
Ethereally drifting along on his ZoG hoverboard

>>51677733
checked and this
I'm completely demoralized and I expect nothing

>>51677734
There really needs to be some security. There's so many important people in that room, all it takes is one crazy person looking for revenge against the betrayals to end CL once and for all.

>>51677734
thomas hodges is a former WWE wrestler so he would handle any situation with ease

>>51677531
>sergey dumped on us for this

>>51677506
this guy gets it

>>51677831
sirs...

>>51677862
Cool it with the racism

>>51677733
checked and this

>>51677734
sergey has the Jesuits on his side he has nothing to worry about

>>51677494
Scam

>>51677697
>will he just say "fuck it" and run the same slides again?
You know the protocol

>>51677630
Probably is, that's the responsibility of the venue typically and in a place like NYC and with closely associated Davos fags id imagine there's several professional zogbots with machine guns in the crowd somewhere.

Guys, im starting to think Link time traveler was real, only he had a really fucked sense of humor because the future is absolutely jacked.

Link is going to be 81k per linky, but thats only because a loaf of bread will be 50k.

Will they livestream the big Mac fireside chat?

>>51677582
Fuck time flies and I'm still not rich

>>51677697
Sergey will go into his usual spiel. Then about 20 mins in he'll say, And now i'm proud to announce the arrival of a feature link marines have waited years for... st..." then the feed drops out.

5 mins later its restored and Sergey is clearly visibly annoyed. The host will welcome him back and he'll ask "What was I talking about before it went out?" The host will hemm and haww but based Serge won't let him off. "No, what was I talking about specifically right before the feed went out?" The host won't be able to answer of course and a furious Serge will end the stream moments later.

No staking this year nerds, back to McDonalds you go. Nothin personnel, kids.

>>51677494
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51678033
top kek

>>51678033
This post has been debunked by Snopes already

BTW did anyone notice that they're renaming Keepers to Automation? Makes sense I guess, I think the idea is for this functionality to support any off-chain computation, eventually even running custom executables (e.g. some binary docker image)

>>51677494
its about to dump to shit

>>51677568
Stay up to watch the keynote brah

Get ready to get dumped on hard faggots. They have ZERO product. Staking still “soon” right? And you cant use the 0.1. Maybe end of end of next year eh. Linkies are the cuckolds of crypto.

>>51677494
reporting in, hail JUPITER

>>51677568
Shut up you fucking nerd. Youre happy for someone to watch a loser tech conference of enron 2.0? Go to sleep

>>51678299
check discord fren, no fudding from an hour ago

>>51678299
Checked
You're going to get assblasted if you swing this event
The only warning I'm giving

IM SO EXCITED BROS
50 mins till sergey

>>51677494
Here and ready for my annual bollocking by the fat man

>>51678332
>he actually thinks staking is coming out.

Yikes. When serg specifically says “later this year” this morning, its goin down.

last year's smartcon sergey speech
>https://archived.moe/biz/thread/40105114
>https://archived.moe/biz/thread/40217635

>>51678377
sup general
nice seeing an OG again

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST ATTACKED SERGEY WITH A STEEL CHAIR

>>51678410
Blah blah buzzword buzzword

-7%

>>51678419
thanks just sold 100k

>>51677831
KEK based matic jeet vs incel link people pleasers

>>51678430
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

>>51678430
prepare to get btfo faggot

>>51678377

>>51678316
RISE

ben cowan is in the youtube streamer chat on his anti-spam account. let him know what you think of his hairline hes gonna see it

>>51678033
:)

>>51678493

>>51677531
that looks so cool

anyone else got the jitterbugs?

surely sergey will get more than 30 mins???

>>51678501
We're counting on you Sergey, please get off /biz/

>>51678599
refresh

>>51678599
Sergey is in 4 different talks

>>51678629
ok based, anon gave him 10 more minutes

>>51678589
I'm literally shaking right now fr fr. I should probably put the heating on

>>51677531
is sergey going to be able to fit betwixt those?

surely we get a date for staking today? right?

>>51678599
The start time keeps getting pushed back. Probably the team knew he was a late-starter so they already pushed the time back before. I assume he woke up later than the new time despite this from a burger hangover or something.
>>51678605
Sorry to disappoint but it's not me.

Hello, I have officially claimed Giulia Fanti. She's mine now, thanks.

>>51678655
Kek. I wonder what it’s like from his perspective becoming the subject of the most ridiculous memes. Probably equal parts hilarious and dreadful. Probably alienating to an extent. Hope to meet him one day and ask.

>>51678656
A version of staking. December 31.

>>51677494
Strap in for the moon mission boys.

wtf I'm sure I checked yesterday and Sergey had more than an hour?

>>51678599
>>51678649
i remember last year's sergey speech where he had some similar amount of time, then he started going over the scheduled time and we were all freaking out.

and he literally went fucking IN. we're usually not used to him being fired up because he usually lays things out and discusses subjects very calmly and matter of factly. but last year's smartcon speech he went full 1933 commence the reich mode with his energy and he went over his time by a lot.

even if this year isn't like that i'll still be happy because like others said, he's going to be involved in multiple talks today. we'll see where it all goes

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Kkz3FLS1_lw
vibes

Hello I’m in the hall. The start has been delayed because CLG has burst through the door with a Tommy gun he’s holding us hostage and singing “under da sea” in a Jamaican accent?

Oh...they're making fun of me again

>>51678693
He used to have like 70mins I think. Probably he told them he was going to wake up late and so they moved it to like 9:20AM. Then he woke up even later than anticipated so they moved it back again haha. Look at Day 2, it starts at ~8:30, Sergey is just lazy to get up.

Their late!! Reeeeeee

>>51678702
ya last year was epic

>>51678709
kek

>>51678729
a genius needs his sleep.

>>51678729
based sergey up all night playing video games and absolutely ruining his sleep

Music!

I got put in timeout for saying sneed

I'm excited

>>51678702
Yeah and then the price tanked 90% after you missed the entire bullrun

I wonder if Serg is nervous / anxious before his presentation. I fucking hate public speaking

im SO excited

I just want to say this (thread) is comfy af. Was it like this previous years? Feels like event night threads on /sp/.

While we're waiting, I highly recommend this underappreciated piece of art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3kRd9HtV1s

GLOBOHOMO BEATS

The music alone is going to pump the price

>>51678830
Sergey can probably present about Chainlink even if you woke him up in 4am mid sleep without stuttering once

he's literally doing this non stop for a decade, same slides bro

>>51678830
he just needs to imagine himself in his underwear

>>51678830
This is true. He hasn't really done it in so many years because it was all virtual for a while. I know he gave a brief presentation at a uni not too long ago but that's different to presenting at the biggest Web3.0 conference for your life's work.

>>51678845
live sergey events are always comfy because enough anons get on here and in the threads to outweigh the 4 paid fudders constantly posting

>6 mins into stream
>Sergey still hasn't appeared
Holy shit he's shitting and farting his pants backstage too scared to come out.

HOLY SHIT JESUS CHRIST ON THE FLESH IS WITH CLG

>>51678830
I know one of the smartcon lighting guys and he said half the team is coked out all the time so that probably helps.

>>51678849
keked.

>>51678849
>you could always get a job
>get a job

>>51678830
he's just praying that his blood sugar is stable today

>>51678851
this kek
>you are now listening to Generic Electro-Pop radio
Sergey should have gotten involved and made them play some classical pieces

here for it

Chances that DTCC or Swift guy will announce anything?

>>51677571
reporting in, so far it looks like only 10 people actually came to SmartCon

>10 MINUTES

Holy shit it’s starting (in 10 minutes. Please silence all cell phones. Thank you)

TAKE A SEAT AND FUCKING SILENCE YOUR PHONES HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>51678931
0
They would announce shit at their own events. This is just the regular future of the industry talk.

just saw sergey in the bathroom. said good morning and he body checked me into the wall, laughed, then left. fucking asshole.

Just for the record, at this point in time, we were at $8.2

>>51678931
IMO it's quite low, like 30%. It still needs another year for the space to mature and for tradfi adoption to actually gain some traction. I hope they make a big announcement though.

Beats to own nothing and be happy to

Edit: This slaps!

big macs are absolutely disgusting goyslop

do you guys think sergey has been playing wrath classic

>>51678990
dude, how did you edit your post?

Edit: oh cool

>>51678990
Have some Gold, stranger!

Edit: Thanks for any future replies!

>>51678992
just image I green texted that and posted a disgusting soijack

5 MINUTES UNTIL EVERYTHING CHANGES!!!

>>51678992
Kys goyslop tastes great and anyone who says otherwise is purity spiral larping next to a pile of McDonald’s wrappers

>>51679021
based

>>51679030
>EVERYTHING CHANGES!!!
>-0.5%

>smartcon?
>more like...
>FARTcon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

60k link anon reporting in. the price tripled following mainnet. i expect nothing less.

>>51679036
based McDonalds spokesperson

>>51679030

lets go bros

>>51679050
desu once staking and ccip is released/announced i think Chainlink will continuously go up until at least $100.

>>51678992
>big macs are absolutely disgusting goyslop

not today they're not. its the traditional smartcon meal of choice

this beat slaps

We are so fucked, I just know it.

Wen moon sirs

Guys serious question, have you ever really considered the possibility we're in a cult? I've spent some time trying to be critical and skeptical and still arrived at the same conclusion, but there's a small part of my brain that says - that's exactly what people in cults tell themselves

I am so happy today guys. We love Sergey and chainlink!

>>51679076
sounds like major lazer

>>51679081
yes we are and every big thing is one.

Sergey's talk is beginning just as the US markets open. Wouldn't surprise me if the economy collapses while he's on stage.

>>51679081
of course we're not in a cult now eat your big mac and drink your Flavor Aid

>>51679089
love life
love link

>>51679081
>have you ever really considered the possibility we're in a cult?
I've considered it.

>>51679108
kek, that would actually be par for the fucking course

>>51679081
kek, I know I'm in a cult and I don't mind, get with the program fellow cultist

>only 1k people watching a free stream
Kek. Smartcon must be a ghosttown.

>>51679112
I don't eat meat friend, I consider it morally abhorrent

>sergey walks on stage
>"uh, hey guys. super excited to be here. should be a great event."
>hands mic to random person not even on the agenda and walks off the stage
>full day of nothingburgers

>>51679081
successful tech startups are generally cults

>>51679142
Faggot.

>>51679081
define 'cult'

>>51679108
they absolutely will tank it as soon as he announces good news. will be like that scene in the Big Short

>>51679145
:(

whelp YT chat already shadowbanned me

>>51679138
In-person sold out.

>>51679160
monitoring btc/usd

It’s starting!

PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS THE PROGRAM WILL NOW BEGIN

The beginning of the biggest betrayal of our lives. Get ready boys.

>>51679195
it will never begin will it?

here we fucking go. 5 years of waiting. Don't disappoint us Sergey!

soon TM

Sergey will shit himself on stage
90% dump incoming

>>51679175
Yeah it is busy. And this is 65% of the audience

WOOO literally waving a glow stick rn

>>51678410
>Now one concrete example of this that I’d like to walk through is our work with Celsius, so we’re very proud to be working with Celsius, who has over $16 billion in total value locked in their systems and, you know, close to a million users, using them to generate yield on their cryptocurrency. Now Celsius is an interesting organization and an interesting company because with our help and with our collaboration, they’re actually combining certain centralized systems with certain decentralized systems on a progressive and more rapid basis. So generally speaking what you’re gonna be seeing with the CCIP implementations is people like Celsius sending both commands and tokens to a CCIP enabled programable bridge.

OOGA BOOGA

>The program will now begin
>Globohomo beat grows louder

>bongo music
I'm gonna kill myself

its already over.

wtf is this shit

Guys wtf is this

what the fuck are they playing party rockers

SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

kek this is like a Bizonacci skit

>>51679212
I believe we are the parasites

wtf

holy shit I want to sell

KEK.
African drums. I'm selling this shit.

SELL SELL SELL

Just sold

and thats a sell signal

Holy fucking cringe

oh no

the sense of dread has arrived

WHAT THE FUCK

cringe drumming holy

KEEEEK

what in the fuck.

WTF I'M SELLING EVERYTHING

i think green day is playing the opening act

im down with the beat

OH NO NO NO NOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUCKET DRUMMERS?

sergey is just soooo fucking us now.

>>51679222
CHECKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST MARKET SOLD 100K, THE HOMELESS MEN BEING GIVEN SURPLUS TICKETS WAS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL SELL SELL WHAT IN THE FUCK IN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51679145
>>sergey walks on stage
>>"uh, hey guys. super excited to be here. should be a great event."
>>hands mic to random person not even on the agenda and walks off the stage
>Sergey returns on stage
>Haha yeah guys that was a funny joke am I right
>*silence*
>uh yeah so a joke is something people make to make others laugh
>uhm okey ... so yeah... sorry for that...
>violently farts
>runs of stage
>btw staking + ccip live now
>God candle to 1K

Bucket drums??????! Dump it

OH FUK

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA STINKIES AHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IT IS FUCKING OVER FOR YOU

MAKE THEM STTTAAAAHHHHHPPPPPPPP!!!!!

>the shirts

>drums

I solded

Based drummers

very cool Sergey, I sold

OH NONONONONONONO

Incredibly bullish.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

SELLLLLLLLLLLL

>cryptocurrencies

It is hard to drum with them as we don’t know when they are going to stop

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>51679296
fucking hell

This is going to be memed into eternity kek

its fucking over...

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP 5 YEARS FOR GLOBOHOMO DRUMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

THE FLANNEL SHITS

WAITED A WHOLE YEAR FOR THIS

WHY DOES THIS LAST SO LONG WTF

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

is this green day?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHHA THE SHIRTS
I FUCKING LOVE IT

>sergey isn't taking the stage until 8:30.
>literally have mins of this shit.

flannel shirts

you all better clap along anons

This is my life savings Sergey!!!

KEK

This is fucked

Just kill me please

What the FUCK is happening

i have never fudded but....

>people paid to be there

>>51677494
>turn on stream
>see this trashcan musical performance
we are gonna dump real fucking hard

we are so fucked...

Those are cute little buckets you've got there linkies.... *pssh*

>>51679356
Oh I'm clapping alright

>>51679345
Some roastie for sure

DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHY WE WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HR ROASTIES. LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT THEY'VE DONE.

WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSAUPPP

BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECTTTTTTT

Is this the thread for laughing at Link bag holders? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA

I'm crying from laughing so hard, I actually needed this so much

IT'S THE PICK UP ARTIST DUDE

/BIZ/ WE ARE GROUP NUMBER 3 LETS GO WOOOOOOOO!!
1 2 3

KEK I'm laughing so hard right now thank you frens

this is unironically the worst possible opener

Sergey is still shitting in the bathroom and they pulled these guys out of the subway to stall.

>yfw this drumming goes on for the entirety of the first day

>pls clap

This is nightmare mode

I'm going to off myself. Can someone play this bongo beat at my ("anon's") funeral.

DO THE LINKIE CLAP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY DOES THE AUDIENCE HAVE DRUM STICKS?

are these drummer retards paid in link tokens?

this is what we invested our life savings into

> "sold out"
> auditorium is literally 30 seats in a backroom
fucking kek

it is unironically over for chainlink. what a fucking joke. holy fuck. how. how does this get the OK from anyone

why is this happening

WHY ARE THEY WEARING BLUE PLAID BUTTON DOWN SHIRTS

it's over

I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thank you Sir Gay for betraying me

jesus fucking christ what the fuck i was thinking holding this piece of shit for 4 years

fuck you all

>>51679407
>WHY DOES THE AUDIENCE HAVE DRUM STICKS?
The Big Mac sponsorship fell through, it's KFC now

bahahaha this is so hilarious

this is insane

5 years led to this... fucking amazing

FASTER

>Dumps 500k tokens a week
>Can't afford to give them a proper drum set

take me back to when they were just autistic genius being stinky senpai

I AM GOING INSAaaaaaaaaaaNE

FASTER
FASTER ONE TWO THREE BABABA

FAAAASTER!!!!!

Lmfao by far the most bearish thing in chainlink history

why do conventions always embarrass themselves with shit like this? every fucking time. who is it that thinks this is a good idea

>you want... bucket drums???

So this is the power of smart contracts...

>>51679405
Kek. But for real did I confuse timezones or wtf is this? Wasn't Sergey supposed to be speaking?

for some of us today is life or death

this can't be happening...

i legit get anxiety from this cringe i turned it off, please tell me when sergey speaks

Guys I'm not even joking, I'm going to kill myself if this goes on for another 5 minutes

>>51677494
Do i still have time to accumulate?

*clap clap BOOM*
*clap clap BOOM*
WE ARE
WE ARE
CHAINLINK

>>51679421
Unironically this

This is amazing holy kek I bought in 2018 and have been DCA'ing whole summer for This :D:D:DDDDD

HOW IN THE FUCK IS SERGEY GOING TO WALK IN AFTER THIS AND START TALKING ABOUT CRYPTOGRAPHIC TRUTH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

theyre going to suck each others dicks LIVE IN FRONT OF ALL OF US!!!!!!! YEAHH

I'M LOST FOR WORDS

the asian guy from 3AC is dancing

Fucking Sergeys done it again

WHY DID I NOT SELL??? WHYYYYYY???????? FUCUAKt6<msogoa 5k1ioq

What the FUCK is going on just give us Sergey already

>>51679470
after this performance you still have years to accumulate

>>51679477
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

please tell me this is a joke?

>>51679477
kek checked

SERGEY GONNA BUST A MOVE

How have we not dumped yet???

>>51679470
you certainly do after this

no refunds

>>51679445
bro, roasties go to college and study event management for 6 years to organize this shit

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA

>>51679469
GIMME A RHYTHM FOR ANON OVER HERE'S SUICIDE

GROUP 1, ONE TWO THREE

GOYCLAP TIME

Insane break dancing.

they are all wearing the shirtXD
this is a good timeline

>>51679445
Without fail. Remember Vitalik dancing and rapping. And the Ethereum pony furry thing. Fucking hell. Do they think this is a joke?

NEW BREAD

>>51679501
>>51679501
>>51679501
>>51679501
>>51679501

OOOOOHHHHH INTP-IIIEESSSSSS!
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>51677494
i'm literally rolling on the floor laughing
i'm fuckin financially ruined
5 years

STOOOOOOP THIS IS MY LIFWE SAVINGS

I'm literally sure I'm going insane and i've imagined everything for the past 5 years. This can't be real. Was it all in my mind?

LITERAL MONKEYS BANGING AT TRASHCANS

send it to ZERO

This stage is to small to be the main stage, surely?

>>51679502
At least we can laugh
PEAK CLOWNWORLD

I havent laughed so hard in a long time LMAOOO

The plaid shirts... They are moving on their own!!!!!

this is Sergey's badger badger badger moment like Vitalik had. it makes perfect sense now desu.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

imagine one of the dancers breaks their neck on the stage in some freak accident and dies in front of everyone. "IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?" ari says "Yes I am Dr. Ari Juels." everyone just watches a gay homeless alcoholic man die in front of them gagging for his last breath

sergey walks on stage "Th-thats it for today... Thanks.."

>>51679528
>>>51679501
thanks baker

>>51679470
About a day per a second this performance goes on

at least i'm getting paid to watch this since waging

Never laughed more this year, its great

>Sergay walks to the stage with drum sticks
>'Thats all folks'
>Does a 360 and starts running
>No refunds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51679547
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
my sides
they're breakdancing
i can't wait to see sergey follow this up

Can I take a moment to talk to you about the 4th Industrial Rhythm?

one question: why?

please make this end

>>51679403
You cunts are so funny. man it catches me off guard

I mean, at least its better than Vitalik badger dance....

Who convinced me to stay up for this?!

they obviously have nothing to say if they start with this cringe

>>51679477

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

>all of the Davos and corporate fags just sitting in silence

ALREADY DUMPING ON BINANCE WHAT A DISASTER.

this is so fucking funny
im financially ruined

I’m literally sick to my stomach that my life savings is invested in this

With the dryest voice ever, after that

"welcome to smart- con"

>>51679667
*nigbraps on ur investment*

>shit, sergey the fat bastard is still on the toilet...
>send in the drum autists

that room looks like 100 people at most

SAME SLIDES SAME SLIDES SAME SLIDES I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING WHAT THE FUCK I AM KILLING MYSELF

save me Sergey

>crypta- cr cryptographic systems

>BREAK DANCING
>SAME SLIDES
kill me now

>>51679625
I told you to go to sleep bitch. Have fun sleeping now when you’ll be visualizing niggers beating on drums and sticking their crotches in your face

HE'S A NERVOUS, STUTTERING MESS FUCKING HELL

> *makes us watch globohomo drumming*
> *delivers the same slides*
Thanks

OH NO NONONO ITS THE SAME EXACT SLIDES AHAHAHA

Only 10 minutes in and already giving us another year's worth of meme material.

>>51679803
I'm starting to think they're literally fucking with us

Nice that they unveiled CCIP, Cut Costs, Increase Percussionists.

All time row

>>51679761
HE NEEDS TO RAMP > LET HIM RAMP UP

>this is at an all time row, er uh low, an all time low

>>51679835
BANK OF JAPAN PARTNERSHIP INCOMING

>>51679809
bust a move, yo

2023+ Confirms delays of all features

>>51679819
>starting

Youre a quick one arent ya…

Satoshi slipped again

>>51679980
kek, this! over a decade ummm i mean under a decade i mean eh whatever
kekekekek brilliant

why does he need to do this generic shit, besides it doesn't work that way because consumers of services never look under the hood they follow marketing. Another muh superior Betamax.

>>51679980
10 years

>>51680014
Because they have ZERO product. This is a grift. There is no staking. Enjoy your street drummers you cucks, dont forget to tip

>>51680063
>ZERO product

>>51680100
Oh WOW an infographi—ACK

How are you making money off that graph dumbass? Make sure to tip the street drummers

I don't think he's going to talk about shit at this point

There are a large number of fellas new to the Web3 industry in attendance. This is why he is going over all their current services.

>>51680176
https://decrypt.co/110725/chainlink-aims-to-be-aws-of-web3-as-staking-plans-announced

>>51680157
>How are you making money off that graph
By not losing money in oracle failures, for one.

Price is mooning, wow!

>>51680355
So fuck all coming.... they somehow fail my hopes every time

Well i bought some before the talk and just sold so thanks for letting me skin $400 i guess.

He's literally confirming pur year old breadcumbs deriviatives market photoshops

>>51680614
This aged badly kek

why didn't he announce clearly when staking is released? or did i miss something?

>>51680734
He's going over the three parts of the 2.0 economics, staking was the third part so it's coming.

>>51680176
Staking will be released in December

CRINGE

>>51678692
Kek. Haven't seen this one before. Cheers.

Museum of Ice Cream! Oh, why can't i be there? I hate being in Europe. And DJ Dustin! Oh God!

Sold.

>>51678830
They're having trouble getting Serg into his size 7XL ballistic vest this year

Whoever is mixing the sound for the YT feed needs to fade the crowd mic out when people are doing presentations it's distracting

>>51680927
for long term investors and in a very limited way
investing now will yield you nothing for probably a year.

i wonder what this will do for the price