/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51679501
i cant
the cringe too strong
kill me
i just sold 100K

>>51679501
LINKIES ARE NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS

DO THE LINKIE CLAP LINKIESSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51679501
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51679523
Look at their website. They get hired for product launches. It's literally happening.

I waited 5 years for this

im fucking done

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOHHHH GODDDDDDDD AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAA

First for epic break dancing.

I JUST NOTICED THE SHIRTS OKAY THIS IS BASED LMAOOOO

HEY!

POOOLKAA
HEY!

They didn't even bother to mic them up. This is fucking sad.

this is the literal final shakeout

>>51679523
Not Microsoft 90s cringe but still.

*CLAP*
WE
ARE
*CLAP*
WE
ARE
*CLAP
LINK
EES
*CLAP*

I... I'm not sure chainlink will ever recover from this...

>>51679557

WORTH

IT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAATT

>they added an extra 10 mins to sergeys slot for this
>this is scheduled to be 10 mins long

>>51679552
they are launching smartcon :DD

>>51679552
if by products you mean bucket merch then yeah.. they do

its not a corporate event unless you pay for a bunch of stupid unnecessary shit. this is what happens when you hire roasties and have them organize events

HAYA! One-two-three

HEY! Here we go! Let me hear you!

I'm so happy for all of us! We finally made it.

i literally took a break from work for this i dont have much time left i thought sergey was gonna speak half an hour ago

is this real bros

I'M DYING

YOU JUST GOT SERVED

HOLY SHIT A 'HEY' JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

GUYS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ARE IN THIS SHITCOIN

whoever called them “gay homeless guys” in the last thread

HOLY KEK

>>51679563
sergey is going to join them on stage soon and start breakdancing

It's actually dumping

Jesus christ I wanted to go there in person but changed my mind a few weeks ago. I'm glad I didn't go because I'm pretty sure I'd make this venue a mass shooting site after this. I didn't know betrayal this hard is even possible

My life is over. Literally the feeling when homer unveiled his monstrosity automobile to his half brother episode

>>51679610
DEAL WITH IT

>>51679614
I’m getting BitConnect vibes here. We’re fucked

>>51679610
They have zero respect for our fucking time. I'm seriously pissed off.

10 MINUTES OF BANGING DRUMS
HOW MUCH LONGER WILL IT LAST?

>crack
>snap
Uuturhghhhh-..... *blood gurgling scream and moan*

"th-thats it for today. th-thanks for coming"

>>51679640
what the fuck did you think would happen

>>51679639
I would pay money to watch this. Not even joking.

I almost recommended this "talk" to colleagues at my new job. They think crypto is a scam and I've been telling them some projects are actually very professional. Seems like I dodged a bullet

linkies are getting a sneak peak of the street performer careers that await them after this conference

ok, that was based.

HERE WE GO BROS

it's over finally
are they going to wheel out sergay's coffin now

>>51679604
yeah, this is literally what roasties go to event management university for 6 for

at least it's over

here we go

IT'S TIME NIGGERS

he cute

700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS 700K WEEKLY DUMPS FOR THIS

Sergey comes out with a double neck guitar and just does an absolutely face melting solo

I guess shows over guys, can't wait for next year!

Sergey is cute as hack and sooo cute nervous :DDDDD

chainlink price: 8.16

>the drum routine was just to stall for time while Sergey took a massive mcdonald's shit

OK I'm setting up a stoploss, never thought I would

>>51679501
oh no this is actually terrible. sergey is nervous

SAME SLIDES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>years
Lmao baggies

>our industry is now clearly being taken seriously
THIS NIGGA JOKIN

>same slides

SAME SLIDES
>SAME SLIDES
SAME SLIDES
>SAME SLIDES
SAME SLIDES
>SAME SLIDES
SAME SLIDES
>SAME SLIDES
SAME SLIDES
>SAME SLIDES
SAME SLIDES
>SAME SLIDES

SAME SLIDES!!!!

It's the exact same fucking slides.

SAME SNEEDS

>my fundamental problem

>>51679718
Oh my God the same slides

>same slides
god damn it

Oh goddamit this is BITTCOOONNNNEEEEECCCCTTTT tier. I should unironically sell everything but I wont because im an idiot.

>>51679698
yeah he cute.
Protec him at all cost

BRING BACK THE DRUMMERS

Y^2=x+7 what did he mean by this

>>51679501
>Fundamental checked
>Mathematical guarantee checked
>Truth checked

sell

SAME SLIDES
SAME SHIRT

Stuttering Sergey!

hes talking about messaging apps again

>>51679743
Thank God I didn’t talk to a lot of people about this. I’m literally a BCC baggie

is it over?

i still love sergey desu

is it just me or is he breathing funny?
either his arteries are getting clogged up from the big macs or the whole drum thing was just buying time for sergey to get his dick sucked in the "VIP room"

holy fuck this is the same presentation from that 30 min presentation 3 months ago

>"Hey guys, we appreciate all your support over the past years. I know you're all super excited for staking so im happy to announce, its NOT happening!"

Wow I cant believe Sergay said that wtf

i have to say, sergey has god tier grooming though. his beard and hair is really on point

>>51679769
Might be slightly concerned for his safety considering he's allowed a 95% drop for his investors this year.

dump in 3.. 2..

>>51679779
Wassa wassa wassa WASSSUPPP!!!

Are you finally independently financially independently?

arr time row

kind of a chad moment to step in after the most cringe moment ever and just give a normal presentation

ARR TIME ROW
ME SATOSHI NAKAMATO ME INVENTO BITCOINARU

ALL TIME ROW

SERGEY MAKING FUN OF ASIANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

all it takes is now a cringe biztard to disrupt the presentation for it to be cemented

>>51679830
Same slides is more cringe

>>51679830
he's definitely one of us
massive troll

>lehman brothers in slides
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>51679817
I can’t believe that they managed to accomplish in a few minutes what 5 years of FUD had never accomplished. I’m unironically ready to sell while I still break even.

>>51679857
and fucking ENRON LITERALLY WTF

deadass these slides look cramped up and why do they have this piss color wtf, at least the slides were always clean af

gotta get the shared context section out of the way

>>51679830
it's true, sergey always signals that he tolerates all this shit as a necessity to appease normies etc, but that it's a waste of his time

>some guy in the audience
"Hey! It's the same slides. Everyone, it's the same damn slides!!!"
>entire audience starts murmuring
>guy stands up
"BOOOO! Everyone, BOOO!!"
>entire crowd starts booing and throwing drum sticks at sir gay

it really was a smart con all along

Hahahahhahahahah. We told you delusional cult faggots. He is a horrible horrible speaker. No one knows wtf hes talking about. ZERO effort just repeating the same slides.

>>51679871
Doesn't look like that for me anon, think the piss filter is something on your end.

God damn if staking isn't announced we're dumping so hard when he finish his speech.

I still cannot believe they did the drum thing
jesus christ

>>51679881
we got got

>I have an announcement to make. All the rumors are true. I am in fact Satoshi Nakamoto. Suck my slav cock Craig Wright you fraud.
>Takes out phone, sends .0001 BTC from SN wallet to Ari Juelz live onstage.
>Points to Live chainlink price feed.
>"Send it niggers."
>Link pumps to 89 gorillion

How hard would you pop?

>>51679897
He's trolling us

>2023+
>+
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51679889
Stfu and get out only we can make fun of Sergey

>>51679897
that was definitely Adelyn again. She somehow always finds a way to mess everything up

Check the minute candles

>>51679897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ_joicK8S4

>>51679871
Turn off your blue light filter retard

they could have paid me 5 link to do a better opening performance
i would just go on stage and start yelling "sergey" and make the crowd join the chant
shit would be hype as sergey walks out to a crowd screaming his name

What did I miss? Did they really have people break dancing on the stage for Smart Con??

>>51679907
Stop it I can only handle so much

>>51679864
I know most here are fucking around but that drum shit literally pushed me over the edge and now Sergey is samesliding yet again.

Weirdly I feel a sense of peace after the past 2 years of stress and doubt seeping in, because a part of me died when the electrocuted emo started bongoing a fucking paint bucket.

>>51679941
Yes. It was the opening act

>>51679941
yes.. also using buckets for drums...

>>51679897
>>51679923
A part of me thinks it was done on purpose, they know it's cringe and it generates engagement on social media.

it felt like i could smell the new york hobo smell of these drummer breakdancers

>>51679897
Is it a full day? If it is 6-8 hours it makes sense to do a pump up thing with the audience. Get the blood flowing sort of thing.

>>51679947
i'm dead inside
i'm laughing, but dead inside

>over a decade
kek satoshi slipping up again

>>51679959
>>51679969
Wtf

ccip is going to be anounced in minutes guarenteed

Over a decade…. SN confirmed

>>51679947

>WELL ER NOT EXACTLY A DECADE

HE
DID
IT
AGAIN

L O L
O
L

>over a decade
SN=SN

OOOOPS OVER A DECADE HE DID THE SATOSHI SLIP UP AGAIN BROOOOOOOOS

>>51679947
don't want to add insult to injury, but goddamn I feel like a genius for selling at double digits

sergey "accidentally" dropping the 10 year crumb again

>>51679976
satoshi confirmed

its been a great decade+ for sergey. hopefully it gets to be a good decade+ for us too.

>>51679995
caught him

OMFG SERGERONIMOUS IS SPEAKARINOS I FEEL LIKE A REDDITOR ON FUNKOPOP DAY

>>51679970
Hahahahahahahah cope harder. Remember when this was muhhhhh serious investment not for retail. Youve been played

>>51679976
Exactly. But saying that, I've wanted to drop this all through 2021 but 4 years of obsession wouldn't let me. Now I can finally do it with peace of mind.

>>51679999
CHECKERINO I THINK THAT LINE SOU

>>51679999
holy checked

>>51679998

Keepers rebranded automation

>>51679552
yes they're launching more LINK tokens into circulation

>>51679999
Um...

>>51679941
Deadest of asses family:
>>51679939
>>51679743

>>51679941
sirgay

Is he seriously eating a big mac and giving this talk with his mouth full?

I...just can't anymore...

>>51680023
SOUNDED REHEARSED.*

>child chains

eric schmidt and the other NWO members tuning in perked up to that one

>>51680029
https://automation.chain.link/

child chains.... bruh

>Child Chains

>>51680018
>>51679976
imagine being this S O Y

>bucket drummers pumping the price

420000000 HE'S TROLLING US

>>51679970
same thing as when eth did the badger dance/rap. normies must love that sort of thing. at least sergey didn't join in like vitalik did.

now the crowd is laughing at him
its over

>>51680052
Everyone is this s o y nigger, we're just pretending we aren't.

announcement innit

This is the second time Sergey chuckled.
I don't think I've ever seen him chuckle even once.

It's about to happen, isn't it.

heehee sergey said thousand

something is about to happen

>>51680042
Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how anyone can take this project seriously at this point.

>staking slide soon

MORE ZEROES!!!!

I missed the start.
Were the drums really that bad?

>>51680089
yes

>>51680082
this would be so fucking kino

>90% OF ALL INDUSTRIES THAT OPERATE ON THE INTERNET.

>>51680082
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

chainlink 2.0

>>51680089
yeah

>>51679999
Checked!

>>51680039
Motherfucker how am I just noticing they all were wearing the Sergey shirt. None of them can come out and speak on it but they're /ourguys/ through and through.

>>51680089
i think it was mostly the long waiting screen, and then instead of sergey we get fake hyped hobo looking breakdancers who are trying to hype up some tech autists with fucking drumming and clapping

>>51680089
yes

>>51680089
It was absolutely awful. It surpassed by expectations on just how bad things could be. It's amazing, really. The drums just kept going... the Asian guy just kept doing his bad breakdancing...
>FASTER

>>51679640
are you watching this shit kek of course it is

>>51680113
literally credits scamcoin founder

staking innit!!!!!!!!!!

>>51680120
this >>51679563

I want to have sex with sergey

>>51680129
>>51679640
sirs its dumping upwards

>>51680050
Ok what the fuck? Did they change the timeline again, that's not the original Sergey plaid.

FUUUCK why cant I rewind and watch the drumshow

>>51680089
Homeless hippies were drumming on buckets while hooting and hollering as hundreds of mentally exhausted holders were crying out for merciful death.

It was great.

leaked

https://decrypt.co/110725/chainlink-aims-to-be-aws-of-web3-as-staking-plans-announced

>>51680099
>>51680109
>>51680123
>>51680126
>>51680128
Now I'm afraid to go back and see for myself.

>tokens
project whitney
>messages
swift

HISTORY IS MADE HERE FUCKERS.
SCreencapo this shoittto

>>51679947
I’ll ride this through the end of Smartcon, accepting my fate like a little sheep. I have never felt so demoralised.

>"it's just INFORMATION"
>laughs like a creep

what the fuck

>>51680166
>Homeless hippies were drumming on buckets while hooting and hollering as hundreds of mentally exhausted holders were crying out for merciful death.
>Price: +2%
Mind boggling

>>51680170
HOLY SHIT

>We're TAKING OUR TIME

Steaking is not coming out

>>51680170
> december

>>51680170
Holy fuck. It really is going to be 31st December 2022 11:59.999PM, isn't it? AND this is for v0.1 nothingburger staking... it is fucking over.

>we're taking our time
NO SHIT SERGEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SOLD 100K

>>51680170
>Chainlink staking arrives in December

Sergey's revving up

>>51680170
>plans

its over

these fucking slides topkek
sergey is not just Satoshi. he is a chad as well

SUPER DUPER ORACLES

I'm going super duper bananas frens

LETS FUCKING GOOO

HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS

just two more weeks

>>51680170
Nice. Per my expectation, date not feature release.

BASED
I KNEW SERGEY WOULD DELIVER

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EARLY WE ARE

>>51680170
bump

wen steak?

Sergey is berating us now for being ignorant consoomers too dumb to understand the framework the world is built on, you only want your netflix and twitter and mindless cumsoomption.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Sergey. No wonder he partnered with Schwab he hates you fucking plebs.

>>51680170
legitimately just sold a bunch lmao

>>51680228
he's expecting everyone to be on his level and just absorb the information in a second

>>51680170
HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THE SCALE THING

>>51680259
december

>>51680259
december

>An eligibility app will be released on October 3, which will rank applicants according to various metrics—the LINK they hold but also their degree of community engagement.

networks to provide secure access to real-world data for Web3 apps, has unveiled that its long-awaited staking rewards are set to go live in December, together with two new programs designed to increase the economic sustainability of its services.

>>51680170
holy fucking shit

>>51679999
Holy fuck

>>51680274
so fudders were yet again right
I'm selling my shit

>>51680291
based, don't let these stinkers mislead you. biggest sell the news event of the century, without a doubt

>>51680170
what the
>An eligibility app will be released on October 3, which will rank applicants according to various metrics—the LINK they hold but also their degree of community engagement.

Weird they had the big man say his piece while half the nation - and all of Silicon Valley - is still asleep

>blockchain gaming

WE MADE IT BROS

fun fact: they actually used the verifiable randomness function to write the current season of rick and morty

>>51680291
Nobody cares, faggot.

NEET NODES: ONLINE

>>51679998
As a scammer would

>>51680311
you seem to care though

>>51680302
>also their degree of community engagement.

Shill for free goy. You want to steak don't you?

>>51680170
“Staking is going to distribute the value the system accrues to the relevant participants—the nodes and the stakers,” said Nazarov. It’s an “early kind of experimental v0.1 version,

Kek v0.1 released at absolute end of year lol

Sergey needs to be coached on public speaking. He needs to slow down. Seems nervous as fuck.

>>51680302
nolinkers not allowed into the citadel confirmed

CHAINLINK PUMPING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm actually getting dangerously aggrieved at his total lack of progress

Super duper cool

greetings to my friends in the make it zone

EVERY TIME SERGEY SAYS SUPER DUPER WE JUMP 0,10$!!!!

S U P E R D U P E R

>>51680303
>while half the nation - and all of Silicon Valley - is still asleep

hardly surprising, average wallstreet "investor" or "economist" is legit retarded

>>51680339
>+2.47%

>>51680327
No, I don't. Nobody cares if you sell your few thousand Link.

https://blog.chain.link/chainlink-scale-program/

>wait literally 5 years
>learn about staking date via some random article that a roastie published 30 minutes early

fuck this gay shit

look at the fucking chainlink twitter

BONGO GUYS PUMPED THE PRICE I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE

>>51680170

See? See? I pee!

SUPER DUPER

>>51680373
keep giving me (You)s, that will show me how much you don't care retard

>>51680378
life is suffering fren.
yeah not based wuth the decrypt stuff.

>>51680378
Barely. We had "staking this year" in january. Now we just have "experimental v0.1" by december. Literally no further information given.

>>51679923
Just like at the spelling bee

>>51680403
LOLLLLLLLLL

>>51680380
Fuck

>>51680380
>chainlink twitter

>we're gonna
>what's coming
>cross-chain
>off-chain
>gonna take our time
this faggot just makes slides and dummy bot wallets to simulate activity. Their wagon is so inescapably hitched to evm frameworks that their fate is already sealed.

>>51680401
Keep enjoying my (you)s as the only interaction you get with another human you sad, poor bastard.

>other people can do that, we're not going to do that
HOLY

>>51680403
kek.
Sergey the Super Dupe-er

>>51680268
checked, it is bullish but it would be even more bullish if there were more networks than just those
ie Solana, BSC or ETH

>>51680404
it's still very welcome news. i was 70% expecting that staking wouldnt be announced.

>>51680335
who cares, let the days of suits and great speakers that do not know shit about the product disappear.
if wozniak was ceo of apple, it would have taken over microsoft 10 years earlier

>>51680382
BONGA BONGA

>>51680427
imagine getting so buttblasted over a complete stranger's negative sentiment
just sold more into this pump, does that make you seethe?

>>51680417
> gives it a like
what a good little rumpgoy

>announcing new projects when they haven't even finished staking
Lmao, staking will never be finished if they keep getting sidetracked.

>>51679947
Tell me he didn't fucking sameslide that fucking fat slavnigger
Youtube was blocked at work so this will be a slow ride home

>>51680404
It's only a year with zero production. No big deal.

>>51680268
>premium chainlink

B-b-bros....?
Are we unironically being left behind??

>>51680445
>does that make you seethe?
I already told you I don't care lol. I will let you bait me into giving you a dopamine hit this one last time, because I'm a good person.

>>51680438
How is it welcome. By deduction we knew staking would have to be here by december in the worst case scenario.

why does he giggle so much?

NEW BREAD

>>51680466


NEW BREAD

>>51680466

lmao sergey is shitting himself laughing at his jokes

>>51680440
Bull fucking shit dude. You need sales guys and Jobs was among the best. Wozniak was brilliant, but Apple was brilliant because they had brilliant technical skills in Woz and brilliant sales skills in Jobs.

>>51680470
"premium chainlink services"
read the whole fucking article.

>>51680478
retards already moving the goalposts

>>51680485
he knows what's about to happen

>>51680452
This. Feature creep, feature creep, feature creep. Year after year.

>>51680470
I think they meant being paid premiums in the form of Link tokens

>>51680478
i get what you are saying, but i will take anything that isnt a direct scam at this point

PLAID SHIRT ACKNOWLEDGED

>>51680473
sold at $8.50! enjoy holding all the way back down

LMAO
hes so kawaii. he got so nervous when they cheered for him

>I'd like to use todays platform to announce that I've become a standup comedian

>>51680517
It's not even really feature creep, this is just more subsidization at the expense of token value. We've been "bootstrapping" for 5 years now.

>We respect privacy
>WEF
fuck this tone deaf faggot

>>51680550
should have waited for the short squeeze to $14 first.

>why are they clapping???
>Im dumping on them and theyre clapping???

>>51680637
KEK

Thank you plaid king SN

>>51680637
kek. was kinda telling when he said he's "thrilled and doesn't matter which way this goes".

HERE WE GO!!!!!

STEAK

>Speaker makes an awkward joke
>Crowd laughs nervously
>That one faggot in the crowd whoops and claps loudly
>The whole crowd breaks into cheers and whistles for a full fucking minute
>Speaker laughs along nervously, thanks the crowd
This shit right here is why I hate public conferences

Neet nodes confirmed, Bulgaria is burning

>>51680604
this is your brain on paint bucket drummers

>>51680677
Thought that was fucking hilarious, he really doesn't give a fuck and is genuinely amazed at the retards obsessed with him.

how much does this shitcon cost?

>>51679501

fundementally

is this a new slide?

Token is NEEDED?!?

holy shit new slides, yeah i'm thinkin we're back

>>51680777
And I'm thinking checked

>>51680762
that chainlink network looking very kabbalah

>>51680777
checked

staking in december. can't believe fudders were right

lol invites to staking aka vc scam

>>51680777
Checkd

>>51680777

so checked

even the WEF stamp on one of the slides doesn't bother me anymore

chainklink 2.0 will get the same pump as eth 2.0 did when it was announced in july.

buy now, and sell in november