/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51679218
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty,wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended functions of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

Who gives a shit about England?

4 MINUTES

>>51679230
Okay zoomer

>tfw I sold BP and bought TMV just two hours ago and have <$25k and no daytrades left

On a scale of 1-10 how stupid was this?

>>51679230
Get some new material pasta-kun

Sneed

Daily reminder

>>51679218
I kneel for bobo at open

>>51679230
Cool it with the anti-Semitism

>futures

>>51679230
Not sure what you're trying to say. Is any of those things a bad thing?

>QE does not cause inflation
Is dis wat dey be teachin dem yt folx in dem scools n shiet? Stoopid mufugin honkeez.

>>51679256
I like how mad people get over Brexit so I'm rooting for England

>LLY at ath
man I remember shilling it here back when it was around 260 several months ago. kek.

>>51679328
Buy SPXS

Reminder that this happened last night

WWII is transitory

>>51679320
It's those families fault that they thought they can compete with megacorporations. The future of the world is them working for my KO dividends.

bros i don't know how much more of this I can take. btw has scoops anhero'd?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>Shitty companies will default,

because those are American lives and families, and a bunch of corrupt 1%ers put them and the market in that position. So yea, its fucked, and if you cared about fixing the economy you wouldn't spend 400 billion on debt forgiveness without a single vote from the American people. All so Biden could buy votes even though he was the most popularly elected president in all time and might run against the same person that he "slaughtered" at the polls last election. How long will people be able to be distracted with their grill when they wont be allowed to afford or have meat to grill?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51679320
It's those families fault that they thought they can compete with megacorporations. The future of the world is them working for my KO dividends.

also, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrEUzKTt7j0&t=0s

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>51679393
https://www.reuters.com/technology/fast-companys-website-shuts-after-apple-news-feed-hacked-2022-09-28/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51679429
BASED BANG BANG POSTER

Piles of cash standing by. I want a stockmarketcrash so badly :)

>>51679429
>consistency is key
What a legend

>>51679406
Wish I could help. You have to find some way to forget your portfolio exists or cut losses if they're small enough so you can sleep at night.

>>51679450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS5NF2WWOik

>that limp, light green open

>>51679464
Classic

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>SPX can't even get up to 0.25% at open

Okay mumus. You've had your 2 minutes of hope. Let's go back to reality now

TSLA and AAPL dumping ass. Down we go.

>>51679393
What a legend. Winds of the old days.

Bro what’s going on with BOE?

QRD?

REDDIT WE NEED TO SELL THE MARKET SELL SELL SELL

Why is Jim Cramer so cringe

>>51679520
SPY up 0.06%
VOO down 0.45%
WTF

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

GUESS WHO SOLD THE BOTTOM!?

>>51679587
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>BBBY

>fake pump at open
>still red

It's over

We’re all gonna die

>>51679623
>QRD
Bongland becomes the colony

>>51679684
Yeah everyone does eventually.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPL

>>51679684
So?

Put the market in the bag Mumu and no one gets hurt

what did jerome say?

>>51679765
He hasn't spoken yet

Is Amazon the most nigger stock of all time? How can any of this shit, including FedEx crashing, be good in any way for them?

>>51679765
That he needs to take a dump

Why is at always poomped at open?

buy the dip, bitch

>>51679765
He wants a million jobless and everyone savings depleted. he wont stop selling until he gets there

>crapple

KWAB

Can't wait until the chinks seize all of you property faggot fucking virtue signals fucks

I don't habeeb it.

I've never seen /smg/ so dead.
Capitulation is close

>>51679790
to hook slurpers

Is there any chance of me finding a drinkable COFF in Statesboro?

Gooooood morning, /smg/!

I'm going to remember you promised me a crash today.

>>51679790
Cruelty

>>51679825
apple is delivering

>>51679790
Pretty sure it's jews bidding it up in premarket. Happens every day at 8, 830

>>51679218
These are my gains today. Sold my MNMD puts as soon as the market opened. I’m going to take shrooms and jerk off today.

>>51679801

uhhh futes broke

>>51679825
the real crash is the friends we made along the way, and that's a good thing!

>>51679842

LABU BROS IT IS OUR TIME

holy moly orange juice

Oh look, the BoE pivoted and restarted unlimited QE. The Fed will follow suit VERY soon. SPX 6000 soon, bears will be in absolute disbelief.

@51679853
>6pbtid
>only reddit bear posts

Buddy look at Apfel computer

quick 20% on my apple puts :3

The fact that japan and England are already kicking the can down the road with QE is promising

>>51679886
Ja ist kaput

I think I'm a schizo

>>51679873
Nah- look at the dollar... We watch the rest of the 1st world burn while we starve a little slower.

>>51679873
>SPX 6000

No one cums

>>51679873
David Hunter pls

>>51679643
REDDIT WE NEED TO SLURP THE MARKET BUY BUY BUY

>>51679906
short sided fucking zoomers- they just started a fucking panic sell.... what can you expect from a government that celebrates no white people.... in a native white land. RFOL.

>>51679873
yeah, 6000 funny money. at that point, you better see the PM fags and start converting your shit into gold or platinum. at least they can't be printed out of thin air

Fucking KangaCrab market

>>51679906
pivot soon

>>51679920
Investors will flee the UK, Eurozone etc. into safe assets like USD, US bonds, blue chip tech, etc. How can people not see the biggest face-melter in history is imminent?

LMAO GET FUCKED BOBO

>>51679807
>Can't wait until the chinks seize all of you property faggot fucking virtue signals fucks
Vghhh. Don't make me coom

Today of all days deserves to have decent gains after what the BOE did

>market pumping
>/smg/ muted, most likely net short

>>51679873
This is literally a game of who blinks first. And America has really good eyedrops.

Once everyone else blinked Jerome doesn't need to do shit anymore. Everyone else starves.

>>51679953
>Gold
I prefer things with real value like AAPL, TSLA, and AMZN.

>>51679964
Because it wont melt up- it will make us melt down slower. At a rate that gets us to the midterms... Are you starting to see the picture?

>>51679982
>0.15%
>pumping
Euphoric mumus about 0.15% is a strong signal.

>>51679982
I'm the only bull left urging people to buy literally every day. Literally we are DAYS away from the pivot and UNLIMITED QE in the US.

>>51680030
>days away
try next summer at the earliest

>>51679986
Explain it to me like I'm retarded

>>51680030
If the Yom Kippur schizos are right...

All Bobos will feel unbearable pain.

>pre powell fake and gay pump

i'm sure he'll pivot this time mumu and you won't get hawed

>>51679968
I had apple puts cunt

Wait Jerome is showing us his groundhog today? Wtf why does he do it so often

>>51680030
>Literally we are DAYS away from the pivot and UNLIMITED QE in the US.
Do they give people smart phones in psych wards?

>>51680045
Not going to happen. The US economy is extremely strong right now and Apple will have great earnings which will propel the market higher. Plus, UNLIMITED QE is coming. Fundamentals don't matter when the printer is back on.

>>51679786
It isn't. If the economy goes belly up, Amazon business is going to run deep in the ground. They are nothing more than a glorified global logistic company for entertainment gadgets that millenial coomsumers eat up, nobody actually buys essentials from them. Microsoft, Google and Facebook are the only FAANGs that will wade through the shitstorm due to nature of their business (high margins, low operating costs, little to no debt, monster cashflow and predictable revenue).

>>51679986

>the international society is going to allow the United States to be prosperous

This isn't 1960 kiddo.

>>51680097
You're going to be in a psych ward for suicidal tendencies when you see the biggest green candle in history after the Fed announces unlimited QE next month.

>I drink your milkshake!

>>51680045
It ends in November and then we get a 2 year bullrun. Screencap this faggot.

Dont get _HOOKED_

Financial illiterate here.

Why are people so against QE move by BOE? Does that mean they are merely stalling the inevitable by another months?

>>51680053
If everyone's falling then point of relation changes. Whoever falls slower is rising.

bulls. exit now or forever be heemed in peace

WHY IS VOO -0.09% and SPY +0.40%
AHHHHHHHHH

>>51680030
I can tell by the price action that you're the only bull left

>>51680179
beheemed? is like like beclowned?

>>51680172
pound parity incoming

>>51680172
You can't do QE forever, inflation will get out of control.

how cum the GDP did no move to much this morning was the QE priced in?

>>51680030
Based. My target is 3737 for short term upside.

>>51680030

>>51680156

This milkshake shit is worse/ more of a cope than the meltup autists lmao. Don't you ever get sick of being wrong?

>>51680156
Nigger. I'd love to see Japan, Europe and Asian dumping your fucking dollars for Gold just to see your economy turning to shit.

>>51680172
It's going to send inflation even higher. Br*ts have already had 10%+ inflation this year not including energy alongside a 30% devaluation of their currency.

It's unironically over for them.

WHAT THE FUCK WA STHAT

>>51680172
Because they're doing it at 9% inflation (Truflation has the real number at like 16% iirc KEK). It's a disaster for society but it's good for the stock market. The simple reality is that developed economies can't handle rates far above 0%, they may not even be able to handle 2%.

>>51680178
Arbitrage it

>>51679218
which one of these should I buy?

>>51680172
Money printer goes BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

>>51680124
if the economy is strong, the fed will keep tightening you retard

>>51680206
gdp is tomorrow dingus. thats why we arent mega red right now. Today is unironically pic related

>>51680156
I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!

>be Bongistanian pension fund
>gamble boomer money on margin
>incoming call from bognanoff
>get bailed out by central bank whose currency is already hyperinflating before the bailout
>kickstart the collapse of the entire global fiat currency system
Fucking anglos lmao

>MUMU. BUDDY. LAST CHANCE

>>51680172
Bulls aren't against it, it's good for stocks

>>51680243
They'll pivot because they're risking breaking the bond market and inflation is already rolling over.

OMG le .05% green BIGGEST BULL RUN IN HISTORY

>>51680246
fuck I meant GPD/USD

>>51680206
Gdp is tomorrow

This is it, last chance to buy

>>51680258
I was thinking this. How the fuck does a pension fund get margin called on fucking government debt?

So it's BOE vs Jerome in a buy/sell competition now? lol this will be good.

what do people buy when they sell apples?

>>51680258
The eternal Anglo and the ruinous Hun truly are plagues on this world

Imagine thinking the WEF or UN would not want crash every currency for a digital one they own and control... enjoy the ride, everyone shorting will have all their earnings stolen when Fed Coin in introduced.

EU PIVOT EU PIVOT EU PIVOT!!

ALL IN YURO STOCKS BRUV

>>51679920
The dollar’s contrast to other currencies is not good for the US economy.

Uh, so, um, congrats on your 11 S&P points bulls, that's uh, great man, really great.

>>51680299
Well
Google and Amazon are both up ~1.8% in an hour so

>>51680320
fuck that im gunna hit my goal and go cash gang fuck this ride.

>>51680277
>GPD
Anon, are you high, drunk or retarded? Bong pound is GBP. It's not a Great Pound Dollar. It's a Great Britain Pound.

>>51680314
>this anon gets it. we ruined jpows cred w the BRR memes. he's out for vengeance

>>51680309
>eternal Anglo
I'll never forgive them for stealing my ancestral land and then inviting the entire world to live on it

>>51680314
They already have XRP for that.

The one day I buy puts, it pumps. Holy fuck this is unreal

SOXL BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>51680320
pivot from what?

AHHHHH Why is UK 10Y going up again?

Andy, print faster mate.

>>51679652
why?

>no ASMB stock ladies!
>no rocker
>no SMALL CAPS
>no OILfags
>no SOXL c.ucks
Did everyone kill themselves?

>>51680178
maybe VOO is less weighted with Apple

>>51680331
go buy goods with your dollars and tell me that doesn't help counter inflation... People are devaluing their currency cuz their market is weak and want to stimulate it...

>>51680265
There are zero reasons to sell. Maybe if you record yourself begging on your knees I will sell 1% of my portfolio.

LAST CALL

MUMU ARE YOU GONNA BOARD?

God damn I just got beheemed

I dont get this price action even a little bit

>>51680391
markets are a motherfucker. only the strong survive.

Anyone got a link for the Powell speech?

TALK ME OUT OF FOMOING INTO PUTS ON XHB

What did they mean by this?

Perfidious Albion kicks off the collapse kekek

Who has the Jerome link?

>>51680294
UK's retarded greedy financial sector probably has fuck all rules so they're allowed to yolo with huge margin or something.

>>51680379
Stop spamming this every thread

>>51680415
>>51680396

>>51680363
THE CURRENCY PAIR
BRITISH POUND STERLING TO THE UNITED STATE DOLLAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51680395
External revenue streams will collapse for the US. That along with rising interest rates spells disaster for all

>>51680172
>Inflation is high because of excessive moneyprinting
>Prices go up
>"Oh hey, you know what we should do to deal with the prices going up? Print even more money and hand it out to people so they can afford to buy things"
>Prices go up even more
It's the same mistake Latin American countries keep making. Even former US Treasury secretarues and former UK finance ministers are calling them out on it, saying that it's the most retarded monetary policy any major country has enacted in a long, long time

>>51680258
I want to understand how this even happens

Good morning folks. Coffee?

>>51680178
I love cutter chicks.

>BOSTIC: NO EVIDENCE OF DYSFUNCTION IN TREASURY MARKET AT THIS POINT

>UK celebrates first ruling party with no whites
>UK economy collapses

Orwell was right but forgot to add the line "diversity is strength" to his war is peace....

>>51680444
Ch-ch-checked

>>51680408
>News from my fund

>market sells off 20%+
>0.20% to the upside
>hurr that was the bottom
>durr so much for the crash
you guys need to look at the bigger picture. you're all so simple minded.

>>51680480
SELL SIGNAL!

>>51680458
Just poured my second cup my man.

submit bobo, you had a year of fun

>>51680408
nobody know what to do because there's a ton of conflicting info, so it's basically chaos

>>51680519
>no we haven't. not yet

>>51680480
Can you imagine getting paid to go on stage and say this shit with a straight face?

>>51680515
I like the animes

You may be hooked.

>its another dxy day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I got more puts, this shit's still got a ways to go.

WOOP WOOP

WOOP WOOP

PULL UP

PULL UP

TERRAIN

TERRAIN

And here.

We.

Go.

>>51680444
The BoE isn’t the one making a mistake. The reality is they needed to start buying long term bonds because pension funds were at risk of collapsing. The inflationary affects are simply secondary to that greater risk.

On the face of it, simultaneously selling bonds and buying them back sounds retarded, but I believe what the BoE is doing is selling short terms to combat inflation while buying long terms to steady the market. In the circumstances it could be a smart move, the only problem is the circumstances are completely fucked anyway. This was all avoidable if the government hasn’t announced the most retarded budget in centuries

The market stands on the edge of a knife. Dive but a little and it will fail to the ruin of all."

>>51680531
I'm bullish equities and bonds at least today and tomorrow, maybe Friday as well. Waiting for the VIX to get back under 30 before I go short so I'm hoping for some green for a change.

It's another episode of pump to liquidate shorts then proceed with the dumping

>>51680484
to be fair it was collapsing before

>*VON DER LEYEN: TO RAISE PENALTIES FOR SANCTIONS CIRCUMVENTION
AHHHH I'M SANCTIOOONING

>>51680574
welcome back dude

Jerome gonna dump even harder now that BOE is buying. Never telegraph your positions.

>>51680568
Short hand.
The only thing to short.

>>51680569
.

>>51680574
Baggie you might want to rethink that.

any minute now the "bull rally" will end and we'll go back down to retesting the june low.

>>51680600

>>51680613
Take that putler

>>51680576
RETARD RETARD

RETARD RETARD

>>51680613

MY PUTS HAVE BEEN SAVED

>>51680632
yeah maybe I should have put Burry instead of Jpeezie

>>51680574
which one of these should I have gotten
>>51680240
I stepped away to pet my cat and missed the top for today

>>51680331
Powell is a retard that's going to run the economy into the ground for no reason other than muh inflation (when likely the top has been reached for now - supply chain is back to normal but it won't be if he continues down this path and blows up asian and european industries since he is exporting inflation to their countries). I want to see what the US fucking A is going to do when the dollar is so strong that no other economy is going to buy their goods, their biggest company revenues plummet and their trade deficit goes to shit.

How is the SAVA shorter holding up?

>>51680590
>The reality is they needed to start buying long term bonds because pension funds were at risk of collapsing.
This is why being a doom bull is the right position right now. Restarting the money printer at 9% inflation (but really 16%) because boomer pensions are down is a disaster. Great for stocks, but a disaster. They're ponzi schemes.

$80 OIL starting to look sexy

>>51680666
>when the dollar is so strong that no other economy is going to buy their goods
lol

>>51680590
>The inflationary affects are simply secondary to that greater risk
In here lies the problem. They are buying themselves a few months of time because the inflationary effects will come back to bite them in the ass a lot harder than the immediate implosion of pension funds would. This is the kind of shit that ends empires

>>51680666
>Implying we give them a choice on whether they can do business with us or not

>>51680668
I was up bigly on it last friday then got fucked 2 days ago. We don't talk about it

>>51680655
you're better off just writing credit spreads when you're this close to expiration.

>>51680666
wait until crop yields for this year are shared on MSM lol. The ride just started- hope you guys know a trade.

I think they're going to pump the market now, it was falling much recently.

>omg you mean apple really is le economy??? oh noooooo

>>51680713
I'm not Jewish I don't know what that means.

>>51680666
Powell and Zogarde are retards who ran the economy into the ground by printing money in 2020. They should've let the market sort itself out, and let the zombies and ESG moneyburners die out. Instead they chose uncontrollable inflation and complete global financial chaos.

How's dow gonna end? I'd say up about 0.3%

>*BOE SAYS GILT BUYING OPERATION WILL NOW START AT 3.30PM BST

CHARLES SCHWAB FUCKERY

>>51680744
all for a fake "pandemic" that was nothing but a PR tool by the dems and their MSM lap dogs to get Trump out.

"By any means necessary they said" well they got what they wanted...

Anyone got the link for today's meeting?

CHARLES SCHWAB FUCKERY PART 2

>>51680744
lol we were already heading to complete global financial chaos they just kicked the can again in 2020. If there was a time to let markets sort themselves out it was the 2008 GFC. Shoulda bit the bullet then.

WE TOLD YA'LL NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH APPLE COMPUTER BUDDY

>>51680766
>>51680784

>Schwab
Thanks for playing.

>>51680701
I’m not sure if the inflationary affects will negate each other though. The net quantitive affect could still be tightening

Mr. Snibby wins again!!
*snibs at you*

>>51680782
Already over and was literally nothing

>>51680784
Get the fuck out of here

>>51679230
T.

>>51680784
ah yes, the always surprinsigly well-timed undefined "issues"
Hate this rerun

>>51680764
KEK GILTIES

>>51679230
N

>>51679218
So the Bank of England is buying it own bonds back with QE whilst raising interest rates at the same time? Makes no sense to me why not just lower rates duh

>>51680724
LINE GO DOWN TOO MUCH IT HAS TO GO BACK UP AHYUK

CHARLES SCHWAB FUCKERY PART 3
>THEY HAVE THE GREEKS ON THE 0 DTE's ONLY TOP KEK

>>51680784
You will eat the bugs.

>pretty sure there can't be any buyers left here the pivotooors can't have that much cash left

>>51680853
Diversity in strength bigot

the iphones are just the start. how many people do you think want the new goywatch ultra? im betting next to nobody right now at least and certainly not for 700$

>>51680875
FORGOT TO ATTACH THE IMAGE

WTF WAS THAST

>>51680853
BOE consulted the muslim groomer rape gangs and decided they needed access to cheaper financing.

>>51680875
lel are you a gambling man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwXHDs1R6Y

>>51680874
Yes

lol
>Due to a technical issue, some clients are currently unable to place options trades on our StreetSmart platforms. Our teams are working to resolve the issue as soon as possible. Alternatively, clients can place trades on http://Schwab.com.. We apologize for any inconvenience
https://twitter.com/CharlesSchwab/status/1575124431692709890

>people actively trade in crab markets and is consistently successful at doing it more so than simply being a bear or bull

how does that even work? thats like being able to exist between dimensions between 1 and 0 where it shouldn't be possible

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51680943
Those crypto exchanges are crazy man.

>>51680943
Also lol they hyperlinked the http version

>>51680822
You sure? What happened?

Is/did Powell speak today? Where's the link/transcript?

PUMP IT

>>51680943
more like Charles Shit amirite bro.

Pump before powell speech

dump after powell speech

>>51680923
I think I will go play some vidya. Havent seen this level of fuckery since all the options bid/asks went upside down on all platforms back in june. WTF MATES? I'm no 0 DTE faggot, that was sooooo 6 months ago

>>51680985
He talked for like 2 minutes about literally nothing.

>>51680853
Politics, including monterary policy, is 90% theater. Raise rates to make the plebs think you are trying to fight off inflation while you leave the printer running in the back room.

There are hundreds of examples of countries doing this throughout history and it never ends well. The UK is finished on the world stage

>>51680985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>>51680944
with options? probably with spreads, or straddle positions, or butterfly spreads. with stocks? probably swing trading and scalping.

look at SPY go, recession cancelled

>>51681005
Link?

I wonder if that Florida anon bought NAIL like i said. I should have listened to my own advice.

Umm I bought zim at $33 a month ago and I've taken a ~20% loss on it, but luckily oil has gone down the exact same amount. Thinking about selling zim and buying Canadian small cap oil and holding until Poilievre wins. Thoughts?

>>51681022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-cKJhfLo2Y
Don't even bother.

>>51680944
It's just buying after a couple weeks of a downtrend when markets oversold, goes up 1 or 2% and then sell one or two days later

I TOLD YOU BOBOS WOULD GET RAPED

we aren't bottoming for the year until october

What uh
What happened in-between 8 and now to cause this pump?

Bobo why you growing manboobs?!

>>51681016
These digits say SPY $380 EOD

bull trap

>>51681073
Front-running the Fed's analogous pivot.

if at first you don't succeed...

>>51681073
you know what

>>51680172
Because everyone bought puts and want it to crash

Ooooo OOOO WE ARE MOONING BOIS

>>51681073
a pivot probability is very high now after BOE decision

>>51681073
They think the FED will QE now like England... i don't believe this to me true.

>>51681084
It'll go to 375 at the most I think. Maybe tomorrow. I don't expect this pump to last longer than the week if that. check em.

OIL FAGS WE'RE BACK

EIA (wk ending 23 Sept)
Crude: -0.215M
Cushing: 0.692M
Gasoline: -2.422M
Distillates: -2.892M

>>51681073
There is no reason for dump chud, get on with it. America is the strongest country, best economy in USA history, lowest unemployment, most inclusive politics. I could go on

$81 OIL soon

>>51681125
It's happening.

I am heemed.

>>51681128
>$80
>BACK

are y'all really that desperate in Arabia?

>>51681128
i regret shorting oil yesterday... I was sure we hit 69 a barrel.

let me ask you...if nobody thinks theres been a happening...does the fed pivot? lol. careful bulls. the fed has told you their goal and you keep thinking they are going to pivot. We arent in the same situation as england or europe. yet.

>>51681128
see you dorks at sub 70 in winter

>>51681169
>>51681169
>>51681169
new
>>51681169
>>51681169
>>51681169
new

Sold my tmv and drv. If Powell follows England because our bond yields are fucked the money printers will resume and yields will collapse

>>51680978
Literally nothing. Was a generic event opener.

>>51681161
every central bank says that until they say something else

>>51681161
Everything is connected, everything

>>51680240
I'm waiting till tomorrow or Friday afternoon to load poots for next week, personally. So my answer would be none of those. But I swing, not daytrade, so...

>>51680666
Inflation hasn’t topped when real rates are still negative. You’re an idiot

>>51679825
You have to understand the nuances of the markets in pissearth. Nordstream was sabotaged yesterday ensuring long term turmoil for europe's energy sector and is a huge indication that the Ukraine fiasco is only going to escalate. In normal world, this would cause even more uncertainty (fear) in a market where inflation and rate hikes are already causing fear. This would lead to stocks going down as multinational companies profits are likely to be impacted by a european energy shortage that will require new infrastructure to recover from which takes years to build.

However, in pissearth, this is bullish because it may indicate that we will get even more government intervention in the market, allow for higher deficits to send money to companies as "energy relief" or myriad other labels. You see, the best customer of the pissearth economy is the government which can print as much money as it wants. Simultaneously, the government can also increase the interest rate to lower inflation by making sure the pressure is only felt by the consumer rather than the business, the business is getting "emergency relief aid" and the average person is unable to afford loans which will reduce the velocity of money and make it look like inflation is going down even though we are printing money to prop up a failed economy. Of course this is unsustainable and everyone's quality of life will improve, but the past 22 years of economic policy shows that we will kick the can down the road as long as we can rather than deal with a real economic recovery based on productivity and innovation.

>>51679825
You have to understand the nuances of the markets in pissearth. Nordstream was sabotaged yesterday ensuring long term turmoil for europe's energy sector and is a huge indication that the Ukraine fiasco is only going to escalate. In normal world, this would cause even more uncertainty (fear) in a market where inflation and rate hikes are already causing fear. This would lead to stocks going down as multinational companies profits are likely to be impacted by a european energy shortage that will require new infrastructure to recover from which takes years to build.

However, in pissearth, this is bullish because it may indicate that we will get even more government intervention in the market, allow for higher deficits to send money to companies as "energy relief" or myriad other labels. You see, the best customer of the pissearth economy is the government which can print as much money as it wants. Simultaneously, the government can also increase the interest rate to lower inflation by making sure the pressure is only felt by the consumer rather than the business, the business is getting "emergency relief aid" and the average person is unable to afford loans which will reduce the velocity of money and make it look like inflation is going down even though we are printing money to prop up a failed economy. Of course this is unsustainable and everyone's quality of life will deteriorate, but the past 22 years of economic policy shows that we will kick the can down the road as long as we can rather than deal with a real economic recovery based on productivity and innovation.

>>51680784
SHUT IT DOWN

>>51681412
>Nordstream was sabotaged yesterday ensuring long term turmoil for europe's energy sector
But didn't Russia already cut off energy to Europe?

>>51681539
This means that there's a lot less possibility for a compromise. No one's gonna admit they did it and turning on the gas was an olive branch

>>51681539
Yes but they could have turned it back on if sanctions were lifted, what happened here is whoever sabotaged this just took away Russia's biggest bargaining chip and doomed europe to an energy crisis this winter.

>>51681620
>sanctions were lifted
lol lmao
as if west didn't go balls deep into "fuck Russia" decision

>>51681539
the current situation is that

Germany stopped buying in February due to sanctions, but Russia kept turning it off until the german reserves were >90% full and then they blew it up, because they demanded payment in Rubels back in April and Germany never agreed to it because the turbine wasn't returned to russia, which gives Putin the legal basis for force majeure to break contracts, so that the US has to sell more LNG to europe because that hurts them in the long run, I mean Putin. And India is a rogue state now.

>>51681710
only the most braindead can possibly believe russia blew up their own natural gas pipeline that they had the ability to turn off or on at will without damaging it

>>51681128
the jihad in my portfolio is strong