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We're boned

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzuya
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>51670563

>> No.51672310

what a low effort op

>> No.51672319
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>here i come

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>>51672296
Pick a nice thick one

>> No.51672331

TSLA $300 tomorrow

>> No.51672339
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>Finally hit 4%

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Fuck l
have less money than in the beginning of the year.

>> No.51672346
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>>51672288
Death comes for the market tomorrow morning

>> No.51672348

>>51672331
how does -8% on open sound?

>> No.51672350
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OOPSIE POOPSIE

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>>51672348

>> No.51672364

Why the DXY and 10Y climbing so fast?

>> No.51672366
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51672366

this year has been so god damn stressful

>> No.51672367
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51672367

oil and gas bros

>> No.51672369

>>51672364
because we told you not to get hooked

>> No.51672376

>>51672288
advice pls >>51671738

>> No.51672377

I can't believe I let a scam candle scare me into taking profits early on SOXS again

>> No.51672379
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51672379

>>51672364
>>51672364
>new paradigm

>> No.51672380

I initiated by Apple short last week. Why would anyone invest in apples. They spoil and go rotten? Seems like a silly investment to me.

>> No.51672383
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51672383

YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO

>> No.51672384
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>>51672288
My short just keeps going up. Today I fucked up though and I lost 200 bucks but I shall be up tomorrow again

>> No.51672386

who else is buying fngd on open?

>> No.51672387

Isn't it a good thing that bond yields are higher and the dollar is stronger, at the expense of China's currency going down the shitter? Isn't this pain worth it in the long run?

>> No.51672388

We’re all gonna be vaporized broke and ugly. Fuck this

>> No.51672390
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>>51672348
Possible China’s yuan and Apple news will ripple

>> No.51672397

U.S. 10YR YIELD HITS 4.00%

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>>51672364
Fear.

>> No.51672402
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51672402

just checked my emails and ameritrade sent me this, what are they implying?

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>>51672387
>now you're getting it. true american patriots are short equities and long king dollar

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>>51672348

>> No.51672411
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51672411

Stop, I yield!

>> No.51672415

>>51672376
Wait 6-9 months and then put 70% of your savings into a 3xLETF of your choice. You'll know we're near the bottom when people start talking about paradigm changes and how it'll take 30 years to recover and how we need to fundamentally rewrite our finance regulation to make sure this can't happen again (but it will happen again)

>> No.51672417
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51672417

Why aren't you Jewish????

>> No.51672419
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51672419

>>51672411
>I yield
Man, fuck you Carlos.

>> No.51672425
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51672425

SHEMITAH

>> No.51672428

>>51672364
Dollar milkshake.

>> No.51672429

>>51672376
If 30k/yr is good for your country 50k is a lot to try and make something out of. Or just wait 6 months and buy the bottome of anything if you don't want to work

>> No.51672431

>>51672387
Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a retard call holder. This correction was vastly overdue.

>> No.51672434 [DELETED] 

>>51672402
>YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO
schwab sent a letter to my dad saying i was flagged as a pattern day trader despite their being no logical reason why they would mail it to him or even know his address i think theyre just fucking with me

>> No.51672437

>>51672417
I'm just normal

>> No.51672438
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51672438

4% my niggas

>> No.51672441

>>51672417
Because I still have my soul.

>> No.51672445

>>51672402
Got the same, it’s them washing their hands and liability from your dumbassery trading options. They know retail told them sweet lies to gain level 2 options

>> No.51672456

>>51672415
>Wait 6-9 months and then put 70% of your savings into a 3xLETF of your choice
>>51672429
>Or just wait 6 months and buy the bottome of anything if you don't want to work
are we really that far from the bottom? I thought the bottom was near, like, a few weeks from now... :(

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>>51672383
https://youtu.be/X4bgXH3sJ2Q

>> No.51672461

circuit breaker incoming
>>51672364
because i bought the 10y today

>> No.51672465
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51672465

I'm starting to think those march on wall street hippies were right all along

>> No.51672473

>>51672465
they were, government should have never bailed out wall street. Now we will continue having these problems until the end of time on repeat.

>> No.51672482

Well if you were in the market for some oversea real estate, nice vacation home or something then right now would be the perfect time. Due to the dollar being on top and everything else in the dumps.. Kinda like those $1 dollar homes in Italy awhile back.

>> No.51672486
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51672486

see that green candle? that's me buying the dip, watch and learn

>> No.51672491

>>51672434
It’s their version of the casino sending you get help and stop gambling letters to every address you’ve been associated with

>> No.51672495
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>>51672465

>> No.51672497

cuba is entirely without power
not saying much since half of their power was turkish powerships who sailed away but florida might die

>> No.51672501

i invest exclusively in leveraged etfs on margin

>> No.51672506

>>51672364
Non meme answer:
Euro, GBP, et al are dumping ass because the USD is the world reserve currency. That means to trade on the world market, you need USD. Because JPow is raising rates, and treasury yields raise with it, the dollar follows. This causes goods to become more expensive for funny money currencies, since they have to convert their money into the ever stronger USD. This causes inflation, which causes rates to go up, which causes funny money sell offs into USD, which causes DXY and the yields to raise, and so on goes the cycle.
We're in a big fat ass yield and DXY pump that isn't stopping until the fed pivots or every country that holds US treasuries sells them as hard as they can (and I'm still not sure that'll help, witness Bank of Japan).

>> No.51672513

>>51672456
Look at the charts for the housing crash or the dot com crash. Takes around 18 months for shit to actually bottom out.

>> No.51672518
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>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING
BREAKING
AAPL production to slash back 6 MILLION units in Iphone production, roughly 7% of TOTAL production
https://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/status/1574947775816798208

It's unironically over if true

>> No.51672519

no seriously, will it be too late to buy FNGD on open? surely this will cascade into next week too.

>> No.51672522

/leanhogs/ bros... There is no bottom. Putin destroyed our hog feed pipeline.

>> No.51672526

>>51672344
Only a few bobos have made it, but they will get greedy and lose everything.

>> No.51672529
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>>51672518
nothingburger, we're opening and closing green tomorrow

>> No.51672533

>>51672501
Try doing synthetic futures on levered ETFs

>> No.51672535

>>51672522
Now how the fuck are we gonna get laid? I'm not going back to fatties

>> No.51672536

>>51672288
I SHOULD HAVE HELD MY PUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>51672522
As if to compound my misery

>> No.51672542

>>51672445
well to be fair, i did lose all my profit of the last year and a half in 2 weeks because i tried timing the market. made a small recovery and now just sitting on a few SPXS shares. i think the next big momentum move will be the FOMC meeting again, so i'm holding off on options right now

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51672543

>futures

>> No.51672552
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51672552

There is no way this many bobos can be right.
Anyone holding puts should be scared shitless.

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>>51672518
I was just waiting on Apple or Tesla to shit the bed.
The whole index has been supported on that because most other companies are below June levels already. Tomorrow we dump hard and Thursday we dump harder even because of GDP. It's 15 percent down from here friends. Time to Wake up lol

>> No.51672556

>>51672541
them hogs gettin leaner and leaner

>> No.51672565
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>>51672552
God's plan.

>> No.51672568
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LOOK AT THE FUCKIGN FUTUERS
SPY -1%
NQ -1.2%
THIS IS IT BOYS THIS IS THE BIG ONE
ALL HANDS ON DECK
RED ALERT
RED ALERT

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>>51672543
>inb4 jobe brandon tweets "short the rip comrades"

>> No.51672579

>>51672529
bless you anon, such a nice young man

>> No.51672583
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51672583

lol, lmao even

>> No.51672584
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51672584

>>51672543

>> No.51672585
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>futures
Okay, I'm gonna need a reason for this bullshit. NOW.

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BHENCHODS REDEEM

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>>51672364
Don't worry. They're about to reverse.

>> No.51672595

Bloody futures? Finally a green day tomorr

>> No.51672603
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>I only have $20k loaded and a transfer probably won't hit before a retard pump

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>>51672518
Duh China is dead.

>> No.51672607

>>51672402
It's a boilerplate email they are required to send when documents related to things you agreed to change. I got it, nothing to worry about.

>> No.51672608

>>51672535
>I'm not going back to fatties
You will when you have to pay thousands to heat your house. A fat chick will keep you nice a warm.

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>>51672367
We're up. Just gotta price in gold or Euros or Yen or Pounds.

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51672610

> a single company has slightly bad news and the entire world economy decides to shit the bed
Sigh

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>>51672552
>Anyone holding puts should be scared shitless.
I bought TLT puts near close and theyre going to print at open so im going to sleep like a lil baby tonight.

>> No.51672614

>>51672603
be thankful. we're about to break records shortly and not in the way you would be betting.

>> No.51672616

>>51672533
*and leveraged etf options

>> No.51672617
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Ouch futures
>51672501
Same but without the margin. And also i don't "invest".

>> No.51672618
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>>51672552
I'm to stubborn to be scared

>> No.51672625

>>51672465
Only on bailouts, the larpers were cringe and were always a joke

>> No.51672626

>>51672610
? Apple is the market and global economy.

>> No.51672631

>>51672618
nothing to be worried about. we're right.

>> No.51672637
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Best economy ever. Most inclusive president ever. 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!

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>>51672552

>> No.51672649

>>51672541
>volatility, cocaine and orange juice (for vodka) the only greed futures

Sounds correct. Fuck America and fuck liberals for cheering for covid debt and lockdowns. If the Russian nuke doesn't hit tel Aviv i hope it hits nyc

>> No.51672650

>>51672552
sorry buddy sub 3000 spx is programmed

>> No.51672654
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JUST

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>>51672637
6uild
6ack
6etter

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>>51672583

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>>51672552
>Its gone down for a while
>surely it must go up now!

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i m so happy....i can get 4% on yield during 8% inflation.....biz

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>I cant be wrong, the bobos are the ones out of touch!

>> No.51672680

>>51672579
i'll be proven right at open and close, mark my words

>> No.51672685
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51672685

>>51672552
I'm not the one fighting the fed

>> No.51672684

>>51672519
Lots of the P/E repricing has happened on the P side. Downwards earning revisions are what's really gonna hurt FAGMAN next, so I'd play FNGD based on their calendars.

UUP, TMV, AAPD/AAPL puts... that kind of shit is closer to the current collapse dynamics.

>> No.51672686

>>51672568
NQ has climbed a bit.

>> No.51672687

>>51672610
apple is SPY you stupid dumb fuck know nothing retard

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>>51672585

>> No.51672696

>>51672552
TSLA will hit $300 tomorrow cap it and check em faggotty bobos

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>>51672592
BENCHOD BLOODY BASTARD! DO NOT REDEEM OR ELSE YOUR MOTHER IS A BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

>> No.51672699

>>51672541
>Ian saving orange juice
G*d bless you, hurricane.

>> No.51672705

well at least market is re-testing june lows properly.

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>>51672585
Apple is kill. See >>51672302

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>30k unrealized losses
>market value still 20k above book
Idk what in doing anymore lol, lmao

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51672722

You knew about Shemitah. You knew September was the worst month for stocks. That the midterm election bottom occurs at the beginning of October. That the worst week for stocks was this week. That a 10 year at 4% yield was devastating for risk assets.

You should be celebrating, at how much you've prepared, how you are going to buy a generation bottom.

>> No.51672723

>>51672552
bitch i've been holding mostly puts and cash for years at this point. you ever hear about "one good trade?"

>> No.51672731

What was the recent AAPL news that caused a drop in futures?

>> No.51672735

>>51672722
Yeah I am unwinding a significant amount of my portfolio start of next week. Jewish coincidences are kinda based.

>> No.51672738

>>51672583
All the bears reply to this post with "Thanks Jeff!" and your puts will go to the moon.

>> No.51672743

>>51672731
Everyone's spending their money on food and rent inflation instead of iPhone #whogivesafuck. See >>51672714

>> No.51672750

>>51672731
No one wants the iphone 14, so they are slowing down production. Almost 7% of total production will be stopped

>> No.51672756

>>51672610
AAPL is 7.24 fucking percent of SPY.

>> No.51672760

>>51672738
Fag with fag (you) harvesting. Fuck yourself redditor

>> No.51672762

>>51672756
No fucking way. Really?

>> No.51672764

Tell me the realistic chance for ww3 or your portfolio will go to the negatives if you don't reply

>> No.51672767

so we pumped billions into jewkraine and my defense stocks are still low do I have to wait for earnings or what?

>> No.51672775

>>51672767
>Buying companies that cant even make a hypersonic missile

>> No.51672781

>>51672743
Apple is carrying the stock market kek

>> No.51672782

>>51672731
iphone production reduction of 7%

>> No.51672784
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>>51672738
Danke mein Jeffrey

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>>51672762
Aapl is 14% of qqq my niggers

>> No.51672786

>>51672764
Fag with fag (you) harvesting. Fuck yourself redditor

>> No.51672787
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>>51672767
>priced in

>> No.51672789

>>51672762
They're worth like 2.4 trillion dollars bro. It's absurd.

>> No.51672801

>>51672767
What part of the Federal budget will Democrats cut to afford rapidly increasing interest expenses?

Outright healthcare nationalization and budget slashing can only go so far.

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>>51672688
son ?

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I'm still not buying a put

>> No.51672838

>>51672781
>>51672785
>>51672789
Yeah I just...I dunno, a phone with eight cameras and a period tracking watch don't really strike me as the products of a market titan.

>> No.51672839

>>51672805
Stay poor

>> No.51672840
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51672840

STOCKS ARE OVER

SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS

>> No.51672854

>>51672840
Thank you for sharing your thoughts here, Mr. Kuroda.

>> No.51672859
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>>51672838
exactly

>> No.51672861

>>51672668
Lots of reasons to go up ahead and not many to go down.
I bet we are green until March.

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>>51672804
Dad?!

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>>51672838
The rate of improvement of all electronics is so fucking flat.

t. oldfag

>> No.51672867

>>51672417
>Why aren't you Jewish

Well I am, at least according to Mormons. Or Amish. One of those dumb fuck religions

>> No.51672871

>>51672697
>>51672592
I fucking hate pajeets

>> No.51672882
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51672882

TSLA mumus. Want to see a scam?
>AH spoof up until market makers shut down at 8pm ET.
8:01pm ET, MM gone, futures RUGGGG
>top Kek

>> No.51672883

>>51672497
wish I kept my vix calls open

>> No.51672884

>>51672838
Now you're thinking like a bear.

>> No.51672886
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51672886

Sell. Yes, you reading this. Sell. Capitulate. It is over. Stocks will never go back up again. You were never going to make it. Better to leave with what you have than to lose everything. Save yourself. Get out. Sell.

So that I may buy the bottom.

>> No.51672890

Good luck to everyone who's gonna hold for the next few months. The stress would kill me

>> No.51672893

>>51672882
the tesla dump is going to be glorious

>> No.51672905

>>51672890
Its easy just don't look.

>> No.51672906

>>51672886
ill buy the bottom in 6 months. gov. hasnt even officially recognized a recession. when they do, we can finally let it happen.

>> No.51672913

>>51672883
vix is being heavily manipulated so perhaps you're better off. VIX at this low in the summer was >40.

>> No.51672915

Kek baggies

Imagine owning anything with Joe Biden in office

>> No.51672916

>>51672583
so then line go up?

>> No.51672917
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51672917

I warned you. All you had to do was listen. Go short. We haven't even begun to drop.

>> No.51672925

>>51672893
Heavily even. I’m think $160 minimum. Nice little treat from Santa.
>also hilarious, monday is Elon deposition w Twatter
>5 day trial likely ends on Oct 21, OPEX.
You can’t make this shit up.

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>>51672583
wait if they're buying bonds then what are they selling?

>> No.51672941

>>51672906
>when they do
They won't

>> No.51672945

>>51672931
Jeff Gundlach? His clients' futures.

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>>51672288
>sold my SPY puts at the new top

>> No.51672950

>>51672583
Gundlach carried out by African casket bros.

>> No.51672952

AAPL stocktwits are on damage control. calling the bloomberg article a hit piece. thats how you know its bad.

>> No.51672956

>AAPL and TSLA prop up the entire market
>Mumus shit and piss themselves when AAPL goes down

Friendly reminder that we’re down to a literal Ponzi scheme owned by a con artist who will likely lose a massive lawsuit forcing him to overpay for a shitty social media company. Good luck because it only gets worse from here

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>>51672594
how is this a free market if everything is manipulated by the government? who usually does everything wrong?

>> No.51672963

>>51672865
Exactly. Look at this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKMoT-6XSg

Give me an iPhone 1 and I'll take dick pics just fine.

>> No.51672972

honestly we could use a little nuclear war to light a fire under people's asses, just a little nukes

>> No.51672974

>>51672764
Not probable, but more likely than you'd think.

>> No.51672977

/smg/ got nothing on the AMC schizos lol

>> No.51672979

did you hear that? theres something in the forest. we're not alone

>> No.51672980

>>51672972
A little nukes is fine, as a treat

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>>51672864
let s wait until mom finish and go all together home

>> No.51672997

>>51672962
What, you want some kind of free market determination of interest rates? Get the fuck out of here, Adolf.

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>>51672931
A partisan narrative and malarkey

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>we were in a 3 month bull trap all along

>> No.51673009

Jamie Dimon bros...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ9ycHsXOls

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Bros....
bros...

>> No.51673032

i just realized uranium is only my 3 biggest holding :( NGMI

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>>51672979
Oh really? What is it, fren? I can hear something growling.

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>>51672963
>Look at this shit
I remember.

>> No.51673050

>>51672865
Yeah I'm literally growing bearish on humanity. Except theres no humanity to be bearish on anymore, two boomers are retiring for every one of their grandkids entering the workforce.

We're like getting filtered as a fucking species

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Go. Short. This is still the top compared to the absolute shitshow that is coming when the US defaults.

>> No.51673061

>>51672906
>when they do
They don't even have to recognize your vote kiddo. Do you feel in charge?

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51673063

few will understand

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Hello PPT. Please take your buying elsewhere

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>>51673052
>when the US defaults
maybe if we're lucky we can build something better

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>>51673052
>when the US defaults
or when aliens arrive. Trust me it will be the end of the world !

>> No.51673090

>>51673009
okay boomer

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>>51672992

>> No.51673103

I'm doing a stock trading simulator thing for a class, I gotta do 5 shorts, what should I do?

>> No.51673107

And DXY continues to rise
>>51673063
im about to go get a milkshake in honor of our lord and saviors:
>George
>Abe
>Andrew
>Benjamin

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>>51672886
> I know it isn't personal Mumu, neither is this. Now, time to meet God.

>> No.51673114

>>51673103
We're not doing your homework for you

>> No.51673121

>>51673052
>US defaults
Man how are you gonna cash out at that point

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>>51673103

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>>51672518
>cutting plans of projections of anticipations

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>>51673085
The US has higher debt to GDP than Greece did during the beginning of their debt crisis, and we're now entering their same interest rate levels.

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>>51673161
Only 3% of us treasury debt is variable. 90% fixed. No debt crisis, sorry doomer.

>> No.51673195

>>51673121
You don't, you just go short to posture intellectual superiority

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>>51672592
Not so fast, pal

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51673214

>>51673003
Kek

>> No.51673232

>>51673107
>Andrew
Whatever happened to that Tubman 20 idea? Switching to that ought to knock at least 5 points off DXY overnight.

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>>51672997
>What, you want some kind of free market determination of interest rates? Get the fuck out of here, Adolf

Wait did he do that? how would it work if the central banks don't tell us what to do? who would determine it?

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>>51673185

>> No.51673249
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>>51673185
Yeah but we need to borrow be a we have no money

>> No.51673281

>>51673232
maybe that will be bidens strategy to fix the economy

>> No.51673290
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51673290

OK. Who was the dipshit responsible for this? Who's the MOST likely suspect? Who done it?

>> No.51673301
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51673301

You guys need to be more interesting. It's Tuesday and I have hardly any notes for the next video.
Also
>futures
Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.51673309

>normies talking about buying bonds
A stock market crash just brings out the Warren buffett and classic literature quotes from overleveraged idiots.
A bond market crash would be actual financial Armageddon.

>> No.51673319

>>51672696
Tesla is the most overvalued company in the world by far, it's going to crash so incredibly hard during the depression you have no idea

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>>51673290
How terrible is the editors in the news these days. Its not the nord stream, it's the Nordstrom pipeline.

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>>51673290

>> No.51673333
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>>51673309
Normies in my office today were crowded around one guy who was teaching them about options and the greeks and making fun of gme baggies. But then he said he was buying december 2023 spy 490 leaps, and said
>i dont want these to just hit 490, i expect them to be deep within the money by then
Its fucking over

>> No.51673345

>>51673333
Based quads. The top is in. Glad I bought SPY puts today.

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>>51673290
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Ukrainian_Navy_ships#Auxiliary_fleet

>The Seafox is an anti-mine remotely operated vehicle (ROV) manufactured by German company Atlas Elektronik to locate and destroy ground and moored mines. There are two versions and a training version. The orange Seafox-I "inspection" variant has sonar and an Inertial navigation system, and the black Seafox-C "combat" round has a 1.4 kg shaped charge warhead.

>> No.51673351

>>51673301
make a video on the dxy rising

>> No.51673357

>>51673301
Are you going to talk about the chart?

>> No.51673363

>>51673301
>ww3 ramping up
>entire market is a dumpster
>please gib video advice

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>>51673092
USA 2022

>> No.51673384

>>51673351
Noted
>>51673357
What chart?

>> No.51673391
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>>51673161
ok you short the US and i long the US and the looser eat bugs in the future....

>> No.51673392

>>51673351
This. Express order a Confederate costume off Alibaba and talk about the reinstatement of negro ownership once DXY hits 120.

>> No.51673393
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>>51673290
https://youtu.be/-5L2sfWAmSI

It was Trump obviously. Wish I held my vix calls. Would have been a millionaire after Russia, Germany, Dutch, and all of Europe nukes us.

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>>51673384
>What chart?
Everyone's been really excited about it for a few weeks now

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>>51673246

>> No.51673413

>>51673364
Fucking kek. I'm actually more impressed she was able to piss with that many people watching.
>>51673392
Regardless I'll pump out an entertaining video no matter what.

>> No.51673415

>>51673346
So, once again it was the Germans.

>> No.51673416

I'm thinking about taking out a personal loan, not even to gamble with, just to have more cash.

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>>51673364

>> No.51673420

>>51673319
TSLA going to $100 by March. Sup mumus?

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>>51673399
>backtested to 1975

>> No.51673425

>>51673415
Or the devious Danes.

>> No.51673428

>>51673399
Oh yeah I saw that. I saved it and will include it.

>> No.51673429

>>51673416
in 2008-2009 credit became very difficult to acquire

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>>51673399
Is it a troll? Or is it being called a troll as a troll?

>> No.51673446

>>51673384
goofy poster was pretty funny. Also lol about the chart so many gullible retards.

>> No.51673448

>>51673245
>>51673245
Basic Econ anon. When consumers save more, (supply) interest rates go down. When consumers spend more - less capital available - they go up. This coordinates entrepreneurs on when to expand and when not to - it coordinates production across time. The fed raising rates isn’t the problem - the problem was the manipulation of rates downward. Most people here only half understand and think “fed wanna crash market!” - the fed lit the fire and now it’s trying to put it out.

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>>51673425

>> No.51673458

>>51673433
I doubt that guy really backtested it all the way to 1975 but who knows

>> No.51673459

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelshellenberger/2022/09/27/us-blew-up-russian-gas-pipelines-nord-stream-1--2-says-former-polish-defense-minister/
WW3 confirmed

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>>51673421

>> No.51673467
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Should I add DRV to my inverse folio?
Have a cute bear pic in exchange

>> No.51673475

>>51673197
>pro Green
Fucking lmao

>> No.51673490

>>51672288
>boned
Naw, this is the beginning of the bull run. Ruskies bombing their own pipes means Europe will finally go all in on making commitments to their own markets, industry, etc. Which means good for euros and america. asia is decline and the cracks are showing. Hope you didn't invest in it.

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>futures

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>>51673459

If it was Biden, I doubt he did it without Merkels permission. This is bad all the way around though.

>> No.51673495

>>51673459
STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>> No.51673500

>>51673446
I'm just surprised nobody is really shilling stocks anymore, it's just people longing or shorting the indices.

>> No.51673502

>>51673491
We're back to levels not seen since an hour ago

>> No.51673508

USD is about to break parity with swiss francs again.
Hope you're all aware of what this means.

>> No.51673515

>>51673494
>>51673495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5L2sfWAmSI
biden basically said
>If ukraine gets invaded
>I will make sure nrodstream 1 and 2 are yeeted

>> No.51673516

>>51673490
Soon but we have a ways to slide first. It'll take the governments months to decide how to reinvest locally

>> No.51673521

Damn biz is being dramatic, let’s check the futures for comfy feels

>WHY GOD WHY

Oh well I just wish I had more than 10k in unleveraged eventual win Tesla inverse etf

Tesla and apple are all that’s holding the market at this point. Just pile in unleveraged etf of it and wait. Easy way to “see” this is simply invert the Tesla chart. Does this look like a tasty dip you’d buy? If you time to load the boat on shorts but no options the vol and premium just isn’t worth it as burry learned

>> No.51673526

>>51673508
Something about Nazi gold?

>> No.51673527

>>51672518
>I bought 3000 dollars of apple literally yesterday
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck

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>>51673495
Kek

>> No.51673531

>>51673508
I am not, anon. What does this mean?

>> No.51673535
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YALL NIGGAS NEED TO STOP ROBBING NORDSTROM THEM GERMANS GOT NEED GAS FOR THEIR KIDSSSS... WAT THESE GERMAN ASS NAZI NIGGAS GONNA DO WHEN THEY AINT GOT NO GAS TO HEAT THEIR FOOD> NO GAS TO HELP THEM POOP> GOT NO GAS TO FEED THERRRRRR KIDS??

>> No.51673541

>>51673515
But why

>>51673508
I dont explain it to me like I'm retarded

>> No.51673546
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>>51673459
>they called it russian propaganda
Yup, it was Brandon

>> No.51673547

>>51673531
Spoiler: nothing

>> No.51673565

-15% month
>drilled thru 52 week low
>nuclear holocaust on TV

Haha a atleast cnbcs fear/greed index is neutral!!

>> No.51673581

Hello fellow anons, I am looking for a futures broker, I've heard TD's commissions are high, so I want to ask, what platforms do you guys use? Would you recommend your current platform?

>> No.51673582
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Umm bros the bottom for oil is in right? I can't afford to be burned twice.

>> No.51673583
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SOMEBODY BETTER FIX THESE GODDDAMN NORDSTROM PIPES I AINT PUTTING MY KIDS IN NO WAR NIGGA YOU AINT GONNA TAKE MY KIDS OVER TO SOME SHITTY ASS EUROPE COUNTRY AINT NOBODY EVER HERD OF SO YOU CAN FIX YO GODDAMN NORDSTROM NIGGA WE GOT NORDSTROM IN OUR CITY YOU CAN TAKE OUR CITY NORDSTROM AND FIX THE GODDAMN NORDSTROM PIPELINE YOU BITCH

>> No.51673588

>>51673535
there is something hilarious about germans not having enough gas

>> No.51673599
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>>51673515
Oh fuck the schizos were right

>> No.51673600

is it true if you sell in September, you'll be a transgender?

>> No.51673604

>>51673541
>But why

Because we still haven't forgiven Germany for the rise of Hitler so they all must freeze this winter. Also fuck the fish near the gas line breaches. Those fish had it coming too.

>> No.51673607

>>51673588
All we can hope is the socialist policies of Europe bring them to their knees and bring back the axis powers like Italy is trying to do.

>> No.51673614

>>51673588
10/10 comment with appropriate digits

>> No.51673616

>>51673467
Did they just have good numbers come out? Maybe if it retests 40-50

>> No.51673621
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JOE BIDEN GET YO WHITE BALDING FLAT ASS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE. YOU AIN'T YOU TAKING JERMAINE TO NO GERMAN TO FIX YO NORDSTROM WE GOT PLENTY OF NORDSTROM IN OUR OWN BACKYARD. I VOTED FOR OBAMA NOT YO CRACKER ASS OLD ASS. GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU BITCH

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Yom Kippur.

>> No.51673624

>>51673599
"Schizos" are right all the time but the government locks it up under the 50 year rule... just wait for the 2051 9/11 story to get unsealed

>> No.51673631

My only regret is not going all in on SPY puts when I had the chance.

>> No.51673637

>>51673616
the new home numbers were better than expected but I would use any pumps to make a position or go in harder

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>>51673588
Night gut

>> No.51673656

>>51673631

I highly doubt this is the bottom. Biden is going to fuck this up bad. NASDAQ is 100% tech companies that can't produce anything in the event of a war. No one gives a fuck about iphones if there is a world war. AAPL might go out og business because all their shit is made in China lol

>> No.51673660

>>51673631
take your stack before the spx reaches 3600 flat. and we have reason to belive the market open will be red dead.

>> No.51673661

>>51673637
All the fear will hit the housing market at some point but no one knows when for sure. Maybe protect to the downside once you build a position worth protecting

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>>51673637
Those numbers are trash open the report and look at how many (((adjustments))) were made

Here is a home close to me down 200k plus on the year and no bid

UK bank just flat out stopped all mortgages yesterday.

The music is over anons

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>>51673301
I just went all in TQQQ today. Will be dumping it off before Jpowell speech. Ez fucking money.

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>>51673661
Real estate is going to ZERO if US land gets bombed by CHYNA or RUSSRIA

>> No.51673682

futes

>> No.51673684

>>51673663
trust me anon, I know, but theres a reason why they have these kikish 'estimates' and 'actuals'. It has to break the estimates and today it didnt so it was better than expected. Thats all that matters. Just wait until August, because like you nothing around me has sold and it was on the market since late september.

>> No.51673685

>>51673631
Kek this

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>>51673678
Are you flirting with me?

>> No.51673696

>>51673672
There will be no Jerome pump this time anon. I'm sorry....

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>>51673684
sorry switch those am tarded >>51673663

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>>51673003

Yes I know I literally told you.

You could have made alot of fucking money lol.

>> No.51673711

someone make a new thread. I have a post I want to make.

>> No.51673716

>>51673704
nobody called the july fake and gay pump or the reversal
its all gambling

>> No.51673730

>>51673711
you have a post thats so good you can't put it in the about to close thread?

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I agree now with the oil bull run coming. WW3 is bullish for oil.

>> No.51673738

>>51673684
I sold all my rentals last year and was called a retard by fb normies when I tried to warn them. Then when FB dropped by .25 BILLION dollars in 1 minute I tried to warn them in February

Oh well I stayed in cash and have been adding to physical gold. It’s been a meme for a while but honestly with the shit happening now I wouldn’t be surprised if gold bugs finally get to cum. There are none left and they have been cucked for so long.

Good luck anon

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>>51673716
>nobody called the july fake and gay pump

I've been posting that screenshot here for 3 weeks kek. I made a fuckton from SPXS. It literally did exactly what I said.

>> No.51673755

>>51673716
>nobody called the july fake and gay pump or the reversal
I did

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>>51673730

>> No.51673769

>>51673716
To be fair, this is just infinite monkey theorem where we post every fucking retard idea and whomever happens to be right puts on a tripcode and chimps out.

>> No.51673771

>>51672785
Bought a QQQ Put just today, wish I would've gotten a few more

>> No.51673773
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if you havent closed your bullish positions tonight anons, I am so so sorry.
Slurpers keep saying 'ill just slurp'
until you see it
>-30%
>-35%
>-40%
>-45%
>-50%
youll sell. Its psychological. Most of you cannot iron dick this.

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>>51673755
>>51673716
I unironically fuxking did because I knew we were in a RECESSION and loaded up on PUTS but all you niggers kept spamming PIVOT.


there was no PIVOT and all you niggers now are finally agreeing with me

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>>51673769

>Y-YOU WERE JUST ACCIDENTALLY 100% CORRECT

delicious cope

>> No.51673786

>>51673531
Means they're gonna have to rename credit suisse to debit suisse.

In all seriousness though, it means they'll likely start dumping some of their stock holdings to raise dollars and prop their currency back up. Unlike the EU, switzerland is not broke, yet.

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gosh I wonder who blew up nord stream

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>>51673786
>Means they're gonna have to rename credit suisse to debit suisse.

>> No.51673825

>>51673811
why would putin blow it up when he can just turn it off you fucking liberal retard. >>51673393
your precious warmonger party did it.

>> No.51673829

>>51673811
I'm still not unconvinced it wasn't Urkaine's idea

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the gme megathread is bearish for humanity's collective IQ

>> No.51673834

>>51673811
IT WAS CHINA

>> No.51673847

>>51673811

>should I turn the pipeline off?
>no ill just explode it in the middle of the ocean instead

Msm. Not even once.

>> No.51673866

>>51673832
i unironically have 1(one) share of GME in case of meme magic. its down 30%.

>> No.51673867

>>51673811
Probably the guy who threatened to do it in Feb
https://youtu.be/FVbEoZXhCrM

>> No.51673871

>>51673866
I might unironically buy one just in case its the final straw of the financial clownworld

>> No.51673875

>>51673866
you're better off holding basically any other small cap, what made GME blow up in 2021 was the element of surprise

>> No.51673890

>>51673867

Yeah. But did he do it with Germany's permission beforehand?

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>>51673769
>>51673769
gang

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>>51673890
Why would they ask for permission from a vassal state of yes trannys not even yes men?

>> No.51673908

>>51673535
>THEM GERMANS GOT NEED GAS FO THEY KIDSSSS

fixed

>> No.51673913

New >>51673905

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>>51673290

>> No.51674165

>>51672402
>If you or someone you know has a gambling addiction, please call...

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Well?
And you were right /smg/, thin mints girl ghosted then unmatched me lol

>> No.51674265

>>51673825
What benefit would the US get from destroying it? It was already turned off, so there was no market competition. The EU has compromised energy already because they were boycotting Russian energy anyway. The US needs the EU to continue helping Ukraine, if they don't have energy, how will they create more weapons and help Ukrainian refugees? Most weapons come from the US but Europe still supplies a material amount of them too. If things get harder on the EU or there is finger pointing about sabotage of energy sources, Putin benefits. He's already using this pretending he's a victim of international sabotage. It's clear he's behind it. Thing was being phased out anyway, he's trying to leverage what he can before that happens.

>> No.51674305

>>51674265
the US has far more to benefit from it than Putin does, I can assure you that. Putin can just turn the switch off. The US can destroy it to destroy his leverage and force a war. You didnt forget about the military industrial complex did you?
at this point I would put some calls on DFEN 4sure

>> No.51674343

>>51673948
Now the full quote: "If Russia invades Ukraine, there will be no Nord Stream 2".

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>>51674305
>The US can destroy it to destroy his leverage and force a war
If you destroy someone's leverage then you destroy their ability to make war. Putin started this war, no one can invade Russia and no one is going to. Don't be an idiot.

>You didnt forget about the military industrial complex did you
Who's military industrial complex? Russia spends a greater percentage of their money on the military than the US does.

>> No.51674671

>>51672767
Because that money isn't even going to Ukraine, it's going in some glownigger's pocket

>> No.51674689

>>51672805
Uhh ok if you don't like money then you do you

>> No.51674756

>>51672906
This is why puts are the way to go. We're already in a recession regardless of what the government says so it's time to act appropriately

>> No.51674790

>>51673103
- SPY, SPY, SPY, SPY, and mix it up with a put on SPY

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>>51673588