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Invest in yourself

>> No.51670902

just shorted you

>> No.51671531
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>>51670842
this but unironically

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>>51670842
You should ask my parents how that investment's going :)

>> No.51672596

>>51670842
I'm about to crash tho.

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>>51670842
Invest in other people instead. Thanks slaves I mean subjects

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>>51670842
>asset prices tanking just as I begin a new career after too long treading water in a dead-end position
>all my surplus-income investments tanking in the near-term while the things I actually do with my time and attention have reinvented my life in a scant few months' time
so basically
>>51671531

>> No.51672989

im investing in BIT meaning that im literally investing in myself lmao. i mean what can i do more than holding the token that's giving me access to BitDAO's treasury, the largest and most liquid decentralized treasury in the market?

>> No.51673860

>>51670842
No.Gotta consoom. Without my wealth and friends, i am nothing.

>> No.51673874 [DELETED] 

>>51671531
what game is that

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>>51670842
Done, bought 15 k on VINU, participated on the scramble app and the nft whitelist event. Once im in the 7 figures heaven ill let you all remember this moment and tell you "i told you so"

>> No.51674330

>>51670842
go fuck yourself

>> No.51674409
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No but seriously - skills, knowledge, relationships, likeability, and gardening are the best hedges against inflation and recession.

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myself
>Kidneys - $200,000
>Liver - $157,000
>Heart - $119,000
>Corneas - $30,000
>Bone Marrow - $3,000 (legally)
>Eggs - $5,000 - $50,000
>Bones And Ligaments - Up To A Few Thousand Dollars
>Coronary Artery - $1,500
>Small Intestine - $2,500
>Skulls With Teeth - $1,200
>Spleen - $500
>Scalp - $600
>Gallbladder - $1,200
>Stomach - $500
>Shoulder - $500
>Blood - $337 Per Pint
>Skin - $10 Per Square Inch


BitDAO
>more than $2 billion

i think its an easy choice here

>> No.51674984

>>51674116
>>51674876
>loses all money and dies
oh poor you

>> No.51674988

>>51674116
>>51674876
so, how does it feel to be so down the line?

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>>51674409
or you could just, you know, get rich and get all your problems solved

>> No.51675003

>>51671546
Having a child isnt investing in yourself. Its tsking on responsibility and investing in someone else

>> No.51676809

>>51675003
>and blaming someone else

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>>51670842
I have bad ROI

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>>51674876
>Eggs
hey there

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>HEYYYY BOYYYY

>> No.51678102

>>51670842
tell that the normalniggers retard maybe they will finally start noticing the jewish tricks