/biz/ - Business & Finance

Line goes up tomorrow bobo. Get fucked

>>51670580
nigga you goofy

>VXUS down 29% YTD
but the posters on bogleheads told me international stock is good

>>51670580
And when Powell stops talking it will dump immediately

>futures neutral

https://youtu.be/ARR51SFcm5Y

BATTLE OF TSUSHIMA II INCOMING
>BATTLE OF TSUSHIMA II INCOMING
BATTLE OF TSUSHIMA II INCOMING
>BATTLE OF TSUSHIMA II INCOMING
BATTLE OF TSUSHIMA II INCOMING

>>51670580
Line keeps going down until SPX = 3000. Maybe a little faggot rally between now and then but don't worry, we'll get there. Then we can marinate in crabitude for the better part of 2023 until we get those gains back.

>>51670563
>What can you expect
>From filthy little heathens?
>Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
>Their skin's a hellish red
>They're only good when dead
>They're vermin, as I said
>And worse
>They're savages! Savages!
>Barely even human
>Savages! Savages!

crab + crab = what now mumu? say it for the homies in the back

>>51670580
lemme guess, its "oversold" so it HAS to go up now, right?

I'm desperate for some quick gains and I think the stock market is going to crash in the next 2 weeks or so.

Which "short" etf should I buy and why?

Reminder that everything is priced in now

>>51670580
Do a flip faggot.
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

>>51670647
sqqq because it's tech stocks who are doing the most crashing

>>51670647
dont go all in on any one of them spread it out but DRV will likely be the one to really rocket up. you should be buying and selling and rebuying most of the bear shares regularly because of the way they are calculated.

>>51670654
it was priced in for a bull market and cheap free money, sure. We're in a bear market and money isnt free anymore anon. Companies with cash reserves will be fine, a la AAPL. But most companies are going to be fooked.

>>51670647
>>51670619
>>51670624
>>51670606
>>51670596
>>51670659
You faggots think we are just going to keep drilling down? That isn't how things work Bobo. You had 4 days to cum. Now its Mumu's turn to stretch his legs. We will not be redeeming tomorrow sirs

>>51670665
its already on a top peak,

>>51669871
Just get high on this instead.

>>51670622
Checked. My mind's ear hears
>di-VERSE
in that song for some reason

>>51670685
Oh sweet mumutard.
https://youtu.be/k1eIHuQH64M

Predict the bottom of the market:
>when the Fed stops raising rates
>the first time rates are cut
>(other)

>>51670685
>I-it cant just go straight down
well it has before, so I guess it can.

>>51670647
>>51670665
More rationally:
>Nasdaq tends to be the more volatile index
>TQQQ/SQQQ is leveraged long/short Nasdaq
>Nasdaq is also weighted towards tech
>Concentration in tech via SOXL/SOXS and with options gives you extreme amounts of leverage

Note that the risk levels with this obscene and degenerate:
>Buy calls for SOXS
>Buy puts for SOXL

In fact, you could do a short synth future on SOXL, sell an ATM call and buy an ATM put with the money. The net entry cost is very low ($20) but you might get it wrong and get fucking clobbered. However, if the market has a drop of like 3%, then SOXL should drop about 8.5%, and you'll get about 400% returns via leverage.

>>51670699
is there a youtube video of this

>>51670722
The market has never bottomed while the fed is still raising rates.

>>51670738
I really should've sold for a small loss during the bear rally.

Anime

What part of GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS is bullish? What part of "There will be pain" is bullish? Look mumu, I arrogantly held too and lost a lot of money but jesus christ I am not catching that knife.

Looks like Green Boi summer is back on the menu

CASH BASTARDS WILL REAP THE SPOILS
A
S
H
late 2023-2024 ?

>>51670738
Funny how we barely see Kamala anymore

>>51670775
I buy SPY with my paycheck. I am buying the dip ever week. My investment portfolio is positioned for collapse though on moderate leverage.

What sector(s) do you think are worth investing in the next 1-5 years?
For me, it's energy (uranium) and a pivot into water & agri

>>51670705
looks like it did say "Here's what you get when races are diverse"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlzuWbDHZrU
what a based disney song

>>51670738
>Um acktually sweetheart, the President doesn’t control your precious stock market!

>>51670795
How are you hedging? Puts, VIX, bonds, something else?

>>51670722
October cpi report comes in cooling surprising the market

Unless you need the money soon (next year,6 months,next week,etc) honestly why even give a fuck about this volatility? Hell if anything you should be jumping for joy cause your investment dollar gets you more cheap ass shares now than it did before.

>>51670816
when does it come out?

>>51670782
But it's autumn.

>>51670813
Short on housing and short on bonds with some long oil as a diversified asset class but with a similiar belief in direction as the housing/bond shorts. I just believe I was early on oil. 110 gush is probably a better price target, I was buying gush @ 80$ oil barrel.

>>51670818
Sure. We are. But if you think (know) the price will get lower, so why not wait?

>>51670722
JPow pivot day markets the bottom and ultimate recovery

>>51670818
Quiet you. I get an endorphin rush whenever I sell low, and I cannot stop.

>>51670770
I wish I was her brother

>>51670797
I got water and healthcare in my 401K as those are going to go way up in the next decade.

>>51670818
>>51670832
I have regular payroll deductions ($160/pay to WMT) and they match 15% contributions. This gives me a nice moat/cost basis to play around with. Once I get 100 shares (approx next spring/summer), I'm going to transfer it to a TFSA account and start writing out covered calls somewhat aggressively and treating it like a wheel strategy.
Actually if I'm wheeling, I can't sell puts in a TFSA so I'd be better off to just stick it in my margin account and never sell it, thus avoiding taxable events

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!
SEPPUKU BIATCHES!!!!!

>>51670822
Oct 13th I think, two weeks. It's just hopium at this point, but why can't inflation print a 7 handle

>>51670631
It is pretty oversold though

>>51670825
depends when you are

>>51670867
Fuck the dollar.

>>51670847
What's your thesis on those? Water scarcity seems reasonable, but it's not like we'll have a drought every year. I just know it'll be important.
As for health, is it pharma, medical REITs, R&D, something else? Do you have a broad or focused thing in mind for that? Was considering playing stuff off the biopharm link in the OP but there was little correlation with approval and big movements in price

>>51670868
>>51670822
>>51670816
I previously had a SPY spread that targeted 322 by October 12th, but I wasn't entirely confident in how it would play out and took $100 profits and moved on. There's still downward potential, but I think we'll see a little relief rally this week.

Fuck your puts

>>51670886
>implying the Southern Hemisphere matters

>>51670769
you can still sell anon, dont trap yourself mentally into bagholding for a year, sell at loss and then work to regain the loss with the money you freed up.

>>51670904
>muh meme lines will save us from massive fear and capitulation events

>>51670907
Are you sure about that fren?

>>51670894
I'm focusing on specific companies because I HATE broad market ETFs. CWCO for water b/c they do desal and I think more municipalities will need that + treatment in the future. For healthcare I am focusing on anything that could charge boomers lots of money. ADUS is what I currently have as boomers will pay out the ass to stay in their homes instead of going into nursing (seen that firsthand). I haven't done much research into other companies but that's the plan so far.

>>51670891
Fuck your portfolio.
https://youtu.be/5m7rNr91rC0

>>51670747
Plenty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tXeZMoMqE8

>>51670939
rude
>>51670914
my sticking with my oil, but goddamn my tech is utterly btfo.

>>51670801
What a relief I'm not as delusional as I thought I was.

>>51670770
this makes absolutely no sense

>>51670935
India FOR SURE doesn't matter. Goddamn I had to use an Indian call center rep to reschedule a flight earlier this month and it made me wish the British wiped the whole damn subcontinent clean.

The way you get rich is by being ahead of the curve, not by just mindlessly gobbling up whatever you can get a hold of. Thats why innovation vs corporation is so different.
We really are only 1 or 2 news events from complete crash of the stock market. If not already there. For every one person slurping there are 5 people who are hovering over the sell button because they were planning to buy a house when the market crashes. Guess what the housing market is crashing.
Anyways just my 2 cents now.

>>51670818
Counterpoint: unless you're in all indexes or commodities you may not go green again for literally 20 years or ever. Just because at least in the US so far the line has always eventually returned to going up doesnt mean that the individual companies have and we've lost a lot really big name companies in the past 100 years.

>>51670797
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

NWPX water infrastructure
W
P
X

>>51670938
Thanks, I'll look into that for my long term plans as I get more capital to deploy.
Oh! I remember seeing a thing, maybe by the head of JPM(?) said candidly that Mexico has cheaper labor than China and a secured supply chain. I saw that a broad Mexican etf is EWW and I was going to throw a few hundred at it this year

>>51670918
You need momentum for capitulation, market is sluggish when it's locally oversold.
Needs to reset, lines up with 2008 analogues as well.

trips and today was the bottom

>>51670978
its the calm before the storm. We also have our own memelines showing to get the fuck out

>>51670978
Why would Jan/Feb be significant for the market?

i have 140k in cash

>>51670801
>drive them from our shore

But its our shores. You all fled here because we believed in keeping the natural beauty of the land after you all chopped down every tree in your ancestral lands.

>>51670950
yeah that's fine oil will probably go back up after elections, but get out of tech tomorrow anon, use that money to recoup your losses over time with bear shares as we continue dumping long term then use that money when we start going back up long term. you wont make the most money that way but you will make decent gains with relatively low risk

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>51671046
that would be bullish desu

>>51671046
Does this mean I still have to report $600 deposits?

>>51670950
Oh, im sorry, anon. I didnt know whores had emotions.

>>51671070
I got on a call today with a client and he said his bosses name was something Zelensky and I definitely chuckled

>>51670972
When I was more of a schizo over the winter I was shilling that VIXchads would inherit this poopy scorched earth. I stand corrected

>>51671046
I'm gonna be honest I don't even know what she does in the government.

DXY is doing that thing again.

>>51671046
bullish or bearish?
>>51671045
I just feel like if I sold, it'd be the bottom then I'd be bagholding a bear etf.

>>51671113
THE DXY RISES

The market is not going to go up as long as Biden is President. The illuminati wants to teach normies a lesson about what happens when you elect Democrats and therefore they wont let it go up until Trump is back in.

>>51671108
Shes just a hyper partisan Democrat. So naturally she does nothing and at the same time just fucks shit up.

>>51671126
>NOOOO you cant keep rising
>>51671140
and will be replaced with an equally retarded Democrat, so this is definitely not bullish lol.

China is about to lose control of the yuan. They have put in another capital control process to prevent its sell off. They just put in the giga one over the weekend.

All my future European serfs, you may pay pre-emptive homage to America in this thread.

Kek you can forget that comfy image of batman as a hero..https://www.lex18.com/news/crime/it-hurts-batman-burglar-targets-multiple-small-lexington-businesses

is the bond market collapse bearish because us treasury default? Or bullish because it would force them to pivot

>red day
>green futas
so another crab day huh?

>>51671126
Can I make it shorting USD with leverage at just the right time?

>>51671160
they might be referring to the 20% reserve requirement? I dunno this seems new or its just a lot of jargon

>>51671160
So how does that work? I heard they were instructing their banks to buy [thing] and turned off the ability to sell equities?
Does this basically mean that the Yuan is about to lose confidence and that Chinese equities will do poorly? How would this affect ADRs? Safest play might be YANG or something

>>51671192
>at just the right time
sure dude just let us know what that is

>>51670797
Oil is the only right answer

if jpow says poo, im gonna pee. if he says pee, im gonna poo. simple as.

DRV AND SRS CHADS RIDE UP

>>51671236
Don't shart the Fed.

>>51671187
we need to figure out what exactly crab means. I assume it means on closing, but I also would think it means combined indices less than +/- 1% deviation.
so like picrel is less than 1% combined = crab

>>51671236
Ok, but what if he says "cum"?

>>51670631
markets going down in value is a feature of capitalism, not a bug.

>>51671262

Shemitah will be over

doomers BTFO

>Daily SPY
>20 period Mean with Bollinger Bands overlay

>>51671201
This is ANOTHER way to prevent the collapse. It is unrelated to the 20% reserve requirement
>>51671214
They just increased reserve requirements for forex plays involving the yuan to 20%. This adds another layer to try and create a floor to prevent the yuan from going wild like the pound etc by limiting free-market adventures.

>>51671270
>markets going down in value is a feature of capitalism, not a bug.

when will you grow out of your AOC phase anon

>>51671179
Hello fellow kentuckian, want to go fishing?

>>51671301
possibly the most retarded reply possible, congrats

>>51671303
How's the fishing out there?

>>51671251
bought drv at 45. Feeling pretty good. Even have a 10% portfolio in further leveraged action. I have puts that are completely ITM against the bull instrument.

I'm so ready for the upcoming bounce.

>>51671187
>judging futures at 9pm

>>51671285
now post prices month/month
go ahead
I dare you

>>51671328
Maybe I'll be back in the black.

>>51671285
That just gives the fed more room brainlet

>If I were running my business, I'd fire Rosie, I mean, I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers and say, Rosie, you're fired
Things were so comfy back then

>>51671332
am I the only one who always sees 'nigger' in that?

>>51671334
I was posting my local market prices and pretty much every house has already drilled by 5%. DRV has rocketed up 20% since.

>>51671317
terrible honestly, fishing pressure is way high relative to all the states around us.

yea im thinking im gonna buy soxl

>>51671375
Fish creeks. In my area there's a lot of pressure but you can go to random parts of a creek and find places never really fished much if at all. I've been almost only fishing creeks all summer and it's been great.

Any GEObros on the thread buying the dip?

>>51671358
>implying i don't know that
obviously FAGGOT

>>51671360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkegObkJIeo

>>51671384
AYO DIS NIGGA BUYING SOXL
LMAOOOOO

Is now the Time to slurp the following on margin -

META
JPM
FDX
ADBE

>>51671387
Yeah the problem is i got bored of the really good creek near me and none of the others have good access without trespassing. feels bad bro i just wanna catch smallmouth

>>51671315

>>51670775
Without crashes there wouldn’t be great entries. I’m not saying we are close to the bottom but the bottom will come eventually

>>51671408
kek bro do you have some kind of alert set up for when soxl is mentioned?

Can the markets pump while rates are hiked?

or will they only pump in anticipation of rate cuts

>>51671413
Try the river too. I caught a nice 2 pound smallie this year and a bunch of others. Been fun. Also our creeks have a good amount of largemouths too so that's been fun.
Biggest fish so far this year was a 4 lb 2 oz pickerel though out of a small lake lol.

>>51671408
think about it this way -- there are people who bought soxl at 50 who sold at 20. that same drop would only be a $4-5 per same movement.

>>51671426
So how does this actually work? Do you put a reference image and then say "I want it made out of xyz" or something?

>>51671328
When you say bounce you mean some hodlers bouncing off the pavement window jumping r-right anon?

>>51671182
The Treasury wouldn't default. 90% of treasuries are fixed rate, and only 3% is variable. In addition, the debt is paid over decades, and isn't all due at the same time. So the doom scenario of America defaulting because bond yields went too high isn't actually possible.

>>51671285
its depressing seeing that corpo's are still buying up houses. you just know these aren't retail buyers for the most part...

>>51671459
What it does cause is new government spending becomes increasingly more expensive. Which isn't bad, current government is going to spend until there is a tax revolt.

>muh recession muh recession
take your meds

I would like to take a minute to laugh at the guy who bought a thousands shares of soxl at $10.50, rode it up to a good profit and held it all the way back down and then sold it all at $9.50

KWAB

>>51671460
nah its people draining accounts etc. Housing always faces a time lag. Give it 2 weeks to 2 weeks x 12 weeks

>>51671472
The fuck is this? Why do you post obscure garbage only retard permabulls would look at?

>>51671472
>That fucking asymptote

Sigh, might as well face it. Days of getting a decent sized sandwich for 1 is over.. Unless you want golf ball sized items that is. RIP decent dollar menu.

Are we close to the bottom?

>>51671484
*a thousand

>>51671472
surely the fed is joking then I guess right anon?
>>51671489
>>51671490
its the unemployment rate. retard doesnt even know or wont acknowledge that jpeezie said he wont stop until that rate is trending up.

>>51671494
uncharted waters. Feds hiking. Retards are losing money. Rest of the world is in even deeper shit.

>oooohh nooo the economy is slowing down!!!
Still growing, take your meds

>>51671422
No just autism

>>51671500
OH I'm sure after midterms a whole slew of unemployment "miscalculations" is gonna be released

>it is decided then. tomorrow.

>>51671494
That means that institutions are writing more puts than ever.
Actually very bearish.

>>51671516
that is at least a few bepi hikes from now
>>51671494
zoom out anon, anon would you buy this chart?

>>51671494
>chart only goes back to 2011

I hear you say the safe word Pooh, im cutting your fucking tounge out.

>>51671459

what the FUCK is happening to futures?

LETS BUY SOME FUCKING STOOOOOOCKS

>>51670939
The monkey actually does look cool, I can admit that now

>>51671504
>>51671524
>>51671525
>>51671528
It could be close

>>51671553
hmm? what do you...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>AQB

Bahahaha fuck your mutant fish. You get what you deserve.

>>51671553
exactly what we told you would happen
>>51671517
tis decided then.
>>51671563
so you're going to use 1 indicator to try and prove your theory? Bold strat anon. I guess you never understood macroeconomics then.

>aaaaaa stocks are going down!!!!That means people expect a recession!!!
Nope just risk repricing. Take your meds

Any short ETF that hasn’t mooned already that I can buy? All the ones mentioned here are at tops, and I’m too scared of getting rugged

>>51671571
Here's some bear hopium. 220 sp500 earnings x 13 PE ratio = 2860 sp500

>>51670647
huge buy signal

no respite for the Mumus

>>51671578

>spy was barely red
>my account went up 10% total value
i love being a degen

>>51671494
s and p at 3000 seems like a fair regression

>>51671578
>>51671578
>noooo we're not in a recession

>>51671517
>>51671553
>>51671567
>>51671524
>>51671571
>THE HOUR IS UPON US
>THE END IS NIGH>>51671597

>>51671524
>>51671563
https://thelastbearstanding.substack.com/p/the-volatility-squeeze
https://thelastbearstanding.substack.com/p/the-volatility-squeeze-part-2

I recall this being in the OP at some point. Basically MMs writing OTM puts en masse is very bad for the market. It creates a negative feedback loop and can crash shit when it has to unwind

>futures

how many mumus do you think are shitting bricks in this thread right now? That was a pretty hard drop in like 3 minutes. DXY rising too. Oof. Not looking good mumu.

kek baggies

>>51671612
Ummmmm, sweaty. They changed the definition like a month ago. Fucking nazi.
https://youtu.be/sqBotgzETss

>>51671658
I know you're trolling but for those who dont know, my cap is the definition used for literally every other presidency except this year.

>people are still getting paid to do nothing but stream themselves playing video games all day

How hard is the streaming/'content' industry going to get heemed by the market crash

>>51671652
>>51671649
>>51671635

>>51671672
have you actually watched the streams? the video game is just background noise, they're the new reality TV

>>51671187
Uranium was green.

Crab day + red futures means crab tomorrow

>>51671667
Yup, found the fascist.

>futes
Did some news break just now? Whatd I miss?

>>51671695
it's funny how you can change the definition of "crab" to suit that shitty god awful chart

>>51671553
apple dumping tomorrow. they just said they halting production

>>51671710
the larper is back

>>51671718
I literally bought lotto puts for their earnigns last night. I love you bobobros.

My local CU has 13 month cd for 3% now. That's like an online bank account. Wow.

>futures
here we go again bros...

>>51671710
get the fuck out of here nigger

>appl dump
the straw that will break the camels back
>people arent buying iphones so now we know we're in recession

>>51671726
oh shit, pissed off a bot.

I'm so sick of this shit

iphones are for NPC faggots anyway, dump this shit

>>51671753
I literally was goign to go buy a Goywatch Ultra until 3 or 4 days ago. Now ill jus wait til they are on steep discount.

>>51671612
>muh 2 quarters!!! muh 2 quarters
nope meds.

Apple was the necessary domino to fall... right?

>>51671750
(You) bottom right.

>>51671765
Apple is the biggest faggot globalhomo company in the world hope the chinks just take their factories and apple can fuck off to 0

>bulls actually thought they were going to get away from the impending dump
DXY making a new 52 week high is going to shitter slam equities so fucking hard from the bond yields going up.

>>51671770
>say the line shill.jpg

>>51671717
>it's funny how you can change the definition of "crab" to suit that shitty god awful chart

>>51671753
>>51671765
AAPL dumping means that shit goes down, right? That and Tesla have been the only ones really holding out

hey mumu. how's that "bear market rally" going.

>>51671695
>Crab day
it pumped while everybody was asleep then just went down.

honestly you're right shill. We arent in a recession. We're in a GLOBAL RECESSION retard nigger.

yea im thinkin im gonna buy soxs
or maybe fngd

>>51670838
Will it happen this decade?

>>51671588

I mean SPY is being held up by Apple and Tesla right now. SQQQ has room to run imo.

>>51671801
Cope

f-f-f-fuck you guys i cant afford to keep throwing 10k chunks at soxl and immediately lose it

>>51671788
yes aapl is the biggest company in the market and the largest holding in every single normie 401k funds

if aapl go down, the indicies go down

YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP

>>51671782
>say the line shill!!
seethe cope dilate

>>51671834
you're gonna have so much fun tomorrow. Hahaha. If I were you I would NOT open your portfolio.

>>51671807
give it 3 more years and it will be a globL depression

> anxiety from layoffs at work
> Nth in a lifetime recession
> grandma has lung cancer
It's all falling apart.

Can we ramp up the bobo posting bobros? I need more

>>51671825
i hope apple's day in the limelight is almost over i cannot stand their products or their fans or their practices

>>51670580
can someone please post the version of this with the cow I forgot to save it

>>51671837
Why not? my folio is doing pretty good right now

>>51671848
stay strong bro

>>51671848
https://youtu.be/iLgOTErq2rM

>>51671856
Best I can do is literal bears.

>>51671856
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, HARBY IS A JEW

>>51671848
spend time with gram anon, everyone dies. Have good experiences, share stories, make sure she feels loved. Recessions happen every ten years. and theres plenty of jobs out there considering most people are fucking idiots.

>>51671848
KWAB

>>51671877
nice job, keep it up

>>51671867
>>51671856

>>51671877
if you're all cash right now then you unironically believe we are in a recession

>futures

>>51671856
We like to have fun here.

any news sources for this aapl manufacturing halt? Nothing comes up when I google.

>>51671773
nobody likes you

>>51671856
Fear not, the cavalry has arrived

>>51671920
they're making a lil stinky lol oopsie

china is dumping AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51671929

Surf the kali yuga boys
>>51671937
yeah that was a MEGA dump. it went from 0 to -.65% lmao

THE CHINESE YUAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

fuck me, not again. im done

>>51671922
You know, bears might not be so bad after all.

seriously what the fuck is going on?

>>51671816
>Still believes SPY is a basket of America's top 500 companies and not entirely driven by option volume

If this thing is right then we're green tomorrow.

>>51671947
>>51671951

Ahhhhhhh!

>>51671970
collapse

good night. kinda hope I die in my sleep

>>51671970
Market is pricing in a Jim Brandon presidency

>>51671970

>>51671974
I wonder what happens in a futures limit down red day lol. 100% on the table.

give me one reason why TSLA won't pump to $300 tomorrow

High af rn yeeeeeeaaaaa

the volatility is nuts bros

>>51671915
no. I'm just smart enough to know that rising yields = stocks go down >>51671578

>>51671970
return to the mean

3577 is the 200 Week Moving Average

Could be the next place we bounce

>>51670563
Alright anons should I fuck 3 different girls on birthday(separate time). Or should I get a high tier escort($600). Of course since I'm spending money I would like to hear financial advice from you anons

>>51672006
alright turd burglar, I dont give a shit anymore. You are a mindless nigger who has big brother tell you what the definition of something is. I bet you even got your 16th vax like a good little faggot.

>>51671997
The bell rings and the prices update then it immediately closes for 5 minutes or whatever

>>51671971

I meant to say nasdaq but you're right. SQQQ should still be OK tommorrow.

>>51671997
Are you trying to short the bottom?

>>51672016
you should fuck a dude

>>51671974
I wrote this is as a fucking joke and I can't believe it's become a meme for like 3 weeks now

>>51672016
japan is opening back up soon. take a vacation there and get a escort there

>>51672042
its amazing how many people take what people say here for absolute word.
>97.3% accuracy
>not a single person tried to verify it

>>51672049
bro you got to spill your secrets how do i get nip whores without speaking nipper

>>51672042
just goes to show how utterly stupid and gullible the average 4chan user is these days

>>51672042
Heretic.

who has a source for these AAPL rumors? production halt would be an instant -5% NDQ circuit breaker tomorrow

>>51672059
>He doesn't remember how that autist named Pimple trolled a bunch of people on /biz/ into buying penny stocks back in 2016

>>51672058
they have whole ones set up for tourists that have girls that speak English too. look up places like tokyo hentai club. its literally legal there. this is financial advice

>>51672006

more complicated than that. Recession probability, availability of liquidity, you have a 2s10s at their highest spread, ever. Investors are not doing much, they are either long and parked. you have algorithms and liquidity providers trying to put a multiple on the market conditions.

SPX was trading 35PE during huge expansion and earnings growth. usually PE goes up when earnings go down, face it, 2021 was the most overpriced the equity market has EVER been

>>51672042
It's been more accurate than sheer chance so maybe you're right

>>51672042
no you didnt because I wrote it and it and its over 97% accurate after backtesting

>>51672042
What's funny about it is that you don't even define what "crab" means. You just use it like it's a term of art that everyone understands. Nice work!

>>51672042
Nice troll anon!

>>51672049
Yeah I don't have enough time to plan one out for my birthday. Once I get older I do plan to travel and fuck some whores. For now I'm sticking to local ones

>>51672093
Sure, maybe I'm a secret genius with profound pattern recognition abilities at such a subconscious level that even I don't know it myself....
>>51672109
It also doesn't even define "tomorrow". Is it talking about the open? Or how tomorrow will close? Someone else added the CFO chart on the left

unironically probably bankrupt a couple retards in here lmao.

>>51672135
anyone long on china right now is playing with fire since the Chinese have already used targeted surgical bombing and it still can't control the yuan volatility.

>>51672135
>33pbtid
take a break bro

>>51672059
>He doesn't know you can meme things into being reality
Bet you think shemitah was wrong too fag

futures are getting even worse

>>51671970
David SOXL just got caught licking ass in the parking lot when he was supposedly "working late". This is bullish for gaysex which is bearish for index futures.

>>51672158
no thanks, i'm witnessing history here

what are the market implications of niggers tongueing apples anus?

>>51672174
go away thrax

BOXD?????????

>>51672042
I was the one that made the silly chart to make it more easily shareable
I also made this image more popular

THE MYSTERY OF THE SHEMITAH!!

>>51672165
if shemitah was right why are we still dumping

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>bobo saves

We did it reddit

I sold all my apple weekly puts today except 1, was holding 10 of the 148 puts

10 year reached 4% noice

>>51672216
End of shemitah is bearish, only people that say it's bullish are slurpers

>>51672042
>>51672206
lmao fucking love this place

>>51672234
It’s over!

Thats am oopsie poopsie

>>51672216
Shemitah ending is bearish. This week is the worst week for stocks historically. Sell Rosh Hashanah. Buy Yom Kippur.

>>51672216
Only bulltards said it would reverse after. Fucking dumb retard nigger

>>51672227
CRACKUP BOOM ON YIELDS

>>51672066
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-28/apple-ditches-iphone-production-increase-after-demand-falters

>>51672227
>>51672234
10yr reaching 4% and AAPL dumping on the same night is cause for concern

>>51672227

>>51672066
>mumus literally cannot google
>>51671926
>>51671970

>>51672234
>>51672227
Damn first time since 2008

>>51672234
>>51672227
Yeah......... It's literally over. Hope you have cash.

>>51672258
>>51672272
This is it bois they’re coming for the 5 star general of the NYSE

>>51672227
looked like "a trader" was right after all
thanks trader you made me some money

>>51672288
>>51672288
>>51672288
>>51672288
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5167228851672288
>>51672288

now it's really over guys, where's my rope?

>>51672227
Well, shit.

>>51672258
Full story from bloomberg terminal

"Apple has given up plans to increase production of the latest smartphone model "iPhone 14" on the grounds that demand has not grown as much as expected. This was confirmed by several people familiar with the matter.

The company had initially planned to increase production by up to 6 million units in the second half of the iPhone 14 series, which will go on sale in September, according to a person familiar with the matter, who asked not to be identified because the plans have not been made public. However, due to poor initial sales, the company has no choice but to maintain the second half plan of 90 million units.

China is the world's largest smartphone market, but the slowdown in the economy has hurt sales of domestic manufacturers, and the iPhone has been similarly affected. According to a Jefferies Securities memo dated 26th, the number of purchases in China for the three days after the release of the iPhone 14 series was higher than that of the iPhone 13 released in September last year. decreased by 11% .
Apple Releases New iPhones and Apple Watch
iPhone 14 and 14 Pro for sale at Apple stores in Sydney, Australia
Photographer:Brent Lewin/Bloomberg

An Apple spokeswoman declined to comment.

Rising inflation, recession fears and Russia's invasion of Ukraine have affected demand for personal electronics globally. of the research company IDC data show that the global smartphone market is expected to shrink by 6.5% year-on-year to 1.27 billion units this year.

"While supply constraints that were a problem last year have eased, demand constraints are emerging," said Nabila Popal, research director at the firm. She added, "Seeing a lot of inventory in distribution and demand that won't pick up anytime soon, original equipment manufacturers (OEMs) are panicking and have significantly reduced orders this year." analyst.
"

>the imminent buttcoin dump will really put the writing on the wall

>>51672240
lol that kid looks like a middle aged man

>>51672227
SELLL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

SHEMITAH

Shemitah schizos were right.

Kneel to the chosen people.

>>51672227
THE END IS HERE

>>51672166
It's a very strange year.

>>51670984
trips and today was the top

>>51672272
i warned you about shemitah bro
it just keeps happening

>>51671260
no one knows what crab means. Anyone who thinks they know, doesn't know.

>>51671192
Wait..
We're back in the cornucopia timeline again?