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Zuckerberg: "b b but I thought we were going to sit in haptic massage chairs with vr headsets while I harvest your consciousness?

OH HEY EVERYONE LOOK! WE DELETED THE BAD RUSSIAN AND CHINESE ACCOUNTS! THATS WHAT THE ISSUE WAS! THE STEREOTYPICAL BAD GUYS! NOT THE ADS AND ALGORITHMS THAT MAKES FACEBOOK UNUSABLE!

COME BAAAAAACCKK!!!

>> No.51668255

>entire business model is infinite growth to target people with more useless ads
>even tribesmen in the Congo have Facebook now
>pivot from business model that's a decade outdated to VR which is two decades too early to do anything
Kek

>> No.51668293
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>>51668255
Hey kid. I do MMA now. I will destroy you if you talk shit about facebook.

>> No.51668326

>>51668221
um sweetie facebook is still a massively profitable company

>> No.51668345

>>51668221
Just like a crypto shitcoin

>> No.51668354

>>51668221
Zuck the crook.

>> No.51668361

>>51668326
Joos gonna joo

>> No.51668383
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>>51668221
>back to early 2017 levels
oh no no no zuckbros...

>> No.51668745

>>51668293
I think my wife could beat him in a fight, unironically

>> No.51668883

>>51668745
Your wife would leave you for him in a heartbeat

>> No.51668914

>>51668293
why's he have a boner

>> No.51670213
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>>51668383
>he's not adjusting for USD inflation

Yikes

>> No.51670408

>>51668293
Why is he (I presume fully) erect?

>> No.51670445

>>51668221
This bad boy looks like it's ready for another big drop

>> No.51670503

>>51668914
Why wouldn't he?