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>> No.51665715

fuck your pathetic tiny green candle mumu, stop resisting

>> No.51665724
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>POWER HOUR

>> No.51665744
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CYBERPUNK TRANNIES THE EDDIES ARE COMING

>> No.51665745 [DELETED] 
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Hey, I need SOXL to get back to $10 end of day. Thanks!

>> No.51665754
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>>51665715
You're fucked.

>> No.51665755
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I paid off my remaining student loan with some of the profit from shorting this shitshow.

>> No.51665758

>>51665744
LOOK EVERYBODY HE POSTED IT AGAIN!

>> No.51665759

still on track for new low lol

>> No.51665760
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>>51665745
That's a man.

>> No.51665765
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Time to pump. We're ending green today motherbitches!

>> No.51665766

What difference does it make? Just let it close red!

>> No.51665770
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we hit the generational bottom

>> No.51665779

>>51665744
Euro will be back shitting on the dollar in no time
pound can fuck off

>> No.51665782
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primed for a sour hour dump

>> No.51665790

How can you be in finance without being antisemitic?!?!

>> No.51665796
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51665796

someone post more double bottom images featuring attractive women

>> No.51665795

>>51665779
Yeah, especially when production halts this winter. EU steel is already in shambles.

>> No.51665798

kangaroo market
I'm just gonna swing dailies forever

>> No.51665800

ALL HANDS ON DECK

10 YEAR TREASURIES APPROACHING 4%

>> No.51665803
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Numbers & we finish blood red

>> No.51665805
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51665805

LET'S GO, BICH BASTERDS

>> No.51665808
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Come on, pump it!

>> No.51665812

>THERE’S NO WAY IT COULD END GREEN, WE’RE IN A RECESSION HURR DURR
dumb nigger bobos

>> No.51665816
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>>51665796

>> No.51665825
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>>51665790
Why would we hate of oursevles?

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>> No.51665841

>>51665779
>Euro will be back shitting on the dollar in no time
I'm just curious. What exactly are you basing this on?

>> No.51665843

>>51665816
IITTSSS WOORRKING!!!!!
*hat flies off*
*sun dress whips in wind*

>> No.51665842
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51665842

Domp eet.

>> No.51665844

>>51665755
>Paying off student loans
Uh oh
Someone's about to have an accident

>> No.51665849

>>51665816
Why can't all women have this bmi? Why can't this be the norm again.

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>>51665816
thanks

>> No.51665857

>>51665816
they should be executed for being homosexuals

>> No.51665865
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Put to call ratio at extreme levels currently. AAII sentiment survey highest bearish reading all year. Higher volume of retail puts ever.

>> No.51665868
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>>51665816
This is all so tiresome bearbros. Choppy chop chop.

>> No.51665876

I will crush all Bobos under my feet.

>> No.51665877
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>>51665841
my gut feeling

>> No.51665880

>>51665796
I agree.

>> No.51665884

>>51665755
Anon, I...

>> No.51665915

>>51665692
uyhhhhhhhhhhhh.... is nuclear war priced in?

>> No.51665919

The cheetoh dust waits patiently under the keyboard.
*clack clack clack*

>> No.51665920
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>>51665849
maybe the inflation on fast food will help

>> No.51665922
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So basically stocks are just inversing the dollar

>> No.51665923

>>51665865
Can you imagine the race to the doors once meltup starts? Probably not anytime soon, but it will be glorious.

>> No.51665927
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>>51665877
Now *that's* how you trade.

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>>51665692
>october 28 2022

>> No.51665940

>>51665920
Nice. Usually swimmer girls are yuck

>> No.51665955

>>51665692
Should be 175 bppm (basis points per minute)

>> No.51665957

Long NRGU ? Im hesitating

>> No.51665960
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>>51665920
Jesus, middleones ass/waist ratio...

>> No.51665967
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From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely want to thank the MMs for answering my schizo posts, and bring SPY back up to a reasonable 363.50-364.00 range so I can live to trade another day. You guys are the real heros. Without you guys, the candlestick charts wouldnt even exist for me to speculate on. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you. This bobo (turned short term mumu today) lives to tell the tale... at least for now. back to my old boboing ways tomorrow though. Call buying right now is too hard.

>> No.51665972

>>51665865
>Even the proles know everything is fucked
>Take the graph and shill it to make retail look stupid and try to get people to quit going short
Sad part is it'll work. Any other time I'd go long in the face of this but this is one of the rare few times the normgroids are also correct. Damn it feels good to be a bobo.

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>>51665920

>> No.51665977
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>>51665923
Unironically the bottom may be close. Buy Yom Kippur.

>> No.51665978

>>51665849
Monsanto

>> No.51665985
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>>51665967

>> No.51665993

>>51665974
>"He's ogling her ass and not my tits."

>> No.51665999
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>Intel Launches New Processor Family; Shares Dip

>> No.51666000

>>51665977
I'm 1% cash, already bought last week. Still can go debtmaxx at fixed rate if needed, so all is good.

>> No.51666004

>>51665977
>Buy Yom Kippur
does this mean buy ON or the lead up to?

>> No.51666006

>>51665972
Look I'm the biggest Bobo out there, but even I know it's time to be in the calls here.

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>>51665974
same

>> No.51666009
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What are the implications of this

>> No.51666016

i'm going all in ief

>> No.51666017
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lol

>> No.51666021
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Bulgaria urges citizens to leave Russia "immediately" using all possible means of transport.
>https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1574767956512342018

nukes soon. Sell this week or forever hold bags

>> No.51666028

>>51666004
Buy ON three.
>(((They))) buy a microsecond before three.

>> No.51666033

>>51666017
lmao even

>> No.51666035
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51666035

buy the dip (for now), too much capital chasing momentum without any conviction

>> No.51666037 [DELETED] 
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Pump it up please

>> No.51666036
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>>51666017
its just going to be another nothing burger just like it was when it hit 3% and 3.5%.

>> No.51666051

>>51666037
>when the bear market hits

>> No.51666055
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>>51666017
>source: trader
so just some fucking guy

>> No.51666063

>>51666006
I'm staying net short although I've hedged with enough calls that if I'm retarded I'll still be okay.

>> No.51666064

>>51666037
what is he huffing?

>> No.51666070

>>51666037
What happened in that webm?

>> No.51666083
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>>51666055
Source: I made it up

>> No.51666085

>>51666070
died on her livestream

>> No.51666084
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>>51666064
NO2

>> No.51666087

>>51666064
Your moms pussy fart

>> No.51666093

>>51666021
The whole war is fake and gay.

>> No.51666094

>>51666070
>>>/gif/23661259

>> No.51666095

>>51666017
fuck it bought friday TLT puts

>> No.51666099
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>>51666004
Watch the market, watch 10 yr yields if it's peaking, see if vix spikes, lots of earnings coming out this week and next, layer in slowly if you can. But yes, buy on October 5th

>> No.51666102

>>51666055
>trader
>just some guy
>bond trader
I bet he's a real nigga if he's out there dipping his toes in bond trading

>> No.51666109
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>>51665692
confirmed

>> No.51666111
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puts on world cup

>> No.51666116

>>51666095
thanks to trader joe for his advice

>> No.51666121

>>51666021
Nobody is going to give a flying fuck about money if there is a nuclear war.

>> No.51666126

>>51666121
that's why you will stay a wagie. cannot think ahead

>> No.51666129

>>51666111
>no world cup
maybe for his group of mongrels. The samba must commence no matter what

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Hello yes is there any way I can get antisemitism options?

>> No.51666136
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>>51666021
Unironically bullish. If nukes fly, stocks will be the least of your worries

>> No.51666137

>>51666111
Isn't it in Qatar? Or is there some Ruskie qualifying cup?

>> No.51666143

>>51666111
I'm sick of Russia's shit.
I say we strike first.

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You're going the wrong way!

>> No.51666158
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>>51666134
Since you posted a quality Jerome pic, I'll let you in on a secret: IZRL puts.

>> No.51666160

>>51666136
nukes fly -> bond yields go down -> stocks go up
simple as

>> No.51666161

>>51666064
>>51666070
nerve gas

>> No.51666166
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>>51666143
>unironically blaming russia
Kek go back

>> No.51666170

>>51666017
Lol per shit posting trader on /biz/

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>>51666111
Come on Putler, cause a VIX spike and a generational bottom.

>> No.51666177

inverse baggie indicator
>>51665526

>> No.51666178
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will they actually launch a nuke to dump it down the last 30%?

>> No.51666192
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>>51666158
>IZRL
Oy vey.

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>>51666178
don't worry about it
just get your radiation pills

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>>51666178
Hopefully, imagine THE CHEAPIES, 1 dolla soxl

>> No.51666215
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Anyone shorting is a Jew.

>> No.51666220

>>51666178
Nah. Nobody actually wants their shit pushed in. Instead you just talk mad shit and feint while continuing to be nigs, this way you can fuck around for as long as possible before it all inevitably gets stopped when someone somewhere finally gets mad enough about it.

>> No.51666222
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Say you want to stop losing money every week in the markets. How do you achieve this?

WHEN BUYING

See the little picture at the top of the window when you're looking at a stock or ETF? Looks like a zigzag line going from left to right, like a series of deep mountains and valleys. Try to buy at the bottom of the hills, not the top.

WHEN SELLING

At the bottom of the page, there will be some little numbers, one is the share price, one is how many dollars you're up or down, the other is the percentage you're up or down. If the number is red, DO NOT SELL. And the further down it is, the more important it is NOT TO SELL even if you really want to. When you sell in the red, you lose money! Only sell in the green.

>It's more complic-

No. No it isn't.

>> No.51666224

>>51666202
>get your radiation pills
>only works if you preload your thyroid
Can you tell me what time the nukes fly?

>> No.51666229

>>51666215
shorts are heros
its patriotic for stocks to become cheaper

>> No.51666238
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AND we're pumping again. Strongest economy in history and you retards thought traders wouldn't notice? lmao. If you really want to blame someone on these dips blame Russia. once they've lost their silly war we'll be going to the moon, DOW 40k eoy

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>>51666143
based Von Neumann enjoyer

>> No.51666247
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I have an annoucement to make.

>> No.51666252

>>51666247
>fuck your housing equity

>> No.51666254

>>51666222
>sell put
>if assigned sell call
>repeat

>> No.51666256

>>51666247
Is this about African American Betty?

>> No.51666259

>>51666208
>Hopefully, imagine THE CHEAPIES, 1 dolla soxl
Every brokerage app switches to close only while hedge funds load up on all the cheapies
Nothing personnel goys

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>>51666224
you'll know when the time comes

>> No.51666272

>>51666247
Ahem...

Dear

>> No.51666277

Sold everything, im back to 100% cash

feels great man, lets keep dumping until February 2023 yeah? sweet - thanks man

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>and i'm proud to be a bagholder
>where at least I know i'm free
>and I wont, forget, the boomers
>who sold that bag to me
>and I gladly stand up next to you
>and buy more amc and gme
>cause there aint no doubt, I hold this baggggg
>until 10k USD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>51666111
Checked. Serves them right for banning Russia when the World Cup is in their sphere of influence.

>> No.51666295

>>51666247
>I can only get hard by looking at pictures of dead nogs

>> No.51666296
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>>51666238
>AND we're pumping again. Strongest economy in history and you retards thought traders wouldn't notice? lmao. If you really want to blame someone on these dips blame Russia. once they've lost their silly war we'll be going to the moon, DOW 40k eoy

>> No.51666304

>>51666109
I FUCKING KNEEL

>> No.51666305

Congrats you survived the biggest bear trap in history

>> No.51666308

>>51665779
Cope

>> No.51666321
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>>51666278

>> No.51666322

>>51666305
>the biggest bear trap in history
those 400 pt green futures fucked me all up today bro not gonna lie

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>Hey, anon. Do you invest in stocks?

>> No.51666327

Are those new convulsor and anal pain inflictor implants?

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>>51666215
>ANYONE SHORTING IS A JEW
>ANYONE LONGING IS A WELL DISCIPLINED JEW

>> No.51666340

>>51666215
anyone got that hanging tranny mumu pic? i seem to have lost it in a drunken stupor last night

>> No.51666341

Feels like the DEEP URETHRA PAIN INFLICTOR is back again too.

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Are you capitulating?

>> No.51666343

Why the hell is YM drilling more than ES and NQ?

>> No.51666344

>>51666304
>>51666109
nigga you cant confirm it til close.

>> No.51666348

>>51666278
wow based

>> No.51666349

>>51666325
you can all disrobe and come in but leave the nog outside

>> No.51666358

>>51666336
lel

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crab day after big swings. the problem is market drive Aapl havs not completed its correctino yet, so need push lower nasdaq. googl, msft and
amzn likely have close to being completed and fb ofc is a finished company so they are out from faang pretty much at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olaqthsSRpA

>> No.51666366

>>51665754
I bought calls just now to cover my puts. I guarantee those calls will be worthless by tomorrow now

>> No.51666367

>>51666342
bitch im not even capitalizing

>> No.51666368
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>>51666247
.25 no more questions

>> No.51666372
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NO MORE CRAB NO MORE CRAB

>> No.51666377

>>51666344
didn't stop anons in the last thread from calling bullshit on it by 2pm. let's see how this plays out.

>> No.51666380

Remember, rates will continue to increase until spring.

Sell now and have more money to buy later

>> No.51666391
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Hurricane Ian is going to piss on the East Coast

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>>51666305
It doesn't have to be like this. All you have to do is sell.

>> No.51666403

>>51666392
Damn, Marco is pretty /fa/.

>> No.51666407

This is when we should be buying, you guys are dumb.

>> No.51666408

>>51666391
what category is is expected to be?

>> No.51666411

ERMA GERD ARE YOU A NEW BERG HERLDER? DID YOU BER THE DERP?

>> No.51666419
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51666419

>>51666391
Fact check: True!

>> No.51666423
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>>51666363
>smug animefag
>META is finished! I-it just is okay??

>> No.51666424
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51666424

>>51666368
>.25 bps
guy who made that gif doesn't understand what a basis point is. i can't enjoy that

>> No.51666431

>>51666408
Maybe cat 4.

>> No.51666436

>>51666407
>Baggot is bullish now
Still haven't hit the bottom

>> No.51666439
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>>51666166
Fuck Russia, fuck China, and fuck anyone else who is coming for my tendies.

>> No.51666442

>>51666407
rule #1 always inverse this name fag retard

>> No.51666444
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51666444

Pivot soon??????

>> No.51666446

>>51666436
>>51666407
Post positions bagholder

>> No.51666447

ERMA GERD DID YOU FERGET ABERT THE ERND OF THE DER DERPERINO

>> No.51666450

Big shoutout to all the Joe Brandon voters out there

>> No.51666463

>>51666439
Bidens been after your tendies since day 1

>> No.51666466
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51666466

what vidya we playin tonight /smg/? for me its fallout 3

>> No.51666467

SELL
AND
THE
TORMENT
WILL
END

>> No.51666473
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>>51666173
>cannon fodder tactic isnt working sir
>then we will try nukes!
>s-sir...nukes aren't real. we dont even have fusion power yet you think in 50's they had "hydrogen bombs". we only have few experimental warheads and they arent more powerful than tnt bomb. hiroshima was firebombed and usa has actually good du-warheads unlike us
>....

putin is more interested in staying power he will co cccp cocoon mode soon. close
borders and north korea 2.0 coming.

>> No.51666476

>>51666466
Warhammer Chaosbane

>> No.51666477
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51666477

Still waiting for the bottom it should be this week. Watched the 200wma/50mma

>> No.51666481

>>51666419
I live directly in that path and I don't like it

>> No.51666482

You will own nothing (but USD) and you will be happy, kek.

>> No.51666483
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51666483

>>51666407
>>51666446
This you baggler?

>> No.51666485

>>51666466
Astral chain and get my first win on splatoon 3. finish three houses dlc yesterday

>> No.51666486
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51666486

>>51666444
> checked
Well as Fed said, you need to wait few months to see effects. Obvious conclusion is that hurry is not needed, as it's easy to overdo when you don't see the results instantly.

>> No.51666489

>>51666466
Probably some Earthbound Randomizer

>> No.51666493

If Russia is so badly losing the war why doesn't Ukraine simply take back the 25% of it's country that was just annexed?

>> No.51666494
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>>51666446
I'm in cash fag

>> No.51666498

>>51666481
Unless you're in Tampa about to get rekt by the storm surge or unable to handle a couple feet of rain, big whoop.

>> No.51666502

>>51666466
I've played a ton of Fallout 4 VR lately, its good practice for what's to come

>> No.51666504

>>51666446
i'm not posting shit, some asshole reported me and once the mods get to my post I'ma get a 3-dayer. so basically fuck you guys, do what ever you want. ima sit long the rest of the week and collect shekels.

>> No.51666513

Anyone shorting NATGAS ?

>> No.51666517

>>51666481
Take care anon! It is going to be the biggest storm in generations to hit the area...

>> No.51666525
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51666525

The more people panic about a crash, the less I think one will actually happen. Everyone is terrified. People are dumb. Therefore, I keep buying. i actually dgaf

>> No.51666526

baggie bout to lose some serious cash lol

>> No.51666529

>>51666466
Smash Ultimate, getting all my challenges done

>> No.51666536

>>51666493
they've been trying for months, they're getting close at Liman but everywhere else like Kherson has been met with failure and thousands of dead Ukies

>> No.51666539

>>51666466
>fallout 3
Checked.
Very based choice, anon. I'm nearing the end of MGS5, myself.

>> No.51666541
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>>51666466
Not vidya, movie.
The Vanishing of Sydney Hall
I feel like crying till I fall asleep tonight

>> No.51666546

>>51666536
Sounds like they aren't winning anything to me

>> No.51666549

>>51666504
SPY is due for a bounce. But oversold doesnot mean buy. I was shaken out of my calls today. best of luck in your longs fren. I will reassess the charts tomorrow

>> No.51666554

>>51666539
>nearing the end of MGS5
The mission in OKB Zero is so fucking good.

>> No.51666563
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>>51666444
Media trying to apply pressure to the Fed.... they’re all on a full court press from the parent companies that own them, it’s hilarious how Wall Street is calling for Jpow to resign since Jackson Hole

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>Gawrsh. The memelines do say its time to buy but the entire world is going to shit, ahyuk. I guess Ill buy.

>> No.51666577

>>51666546
ukraine most certainly isn't winning, Russia on the other hand would be winning much more decisively if Putin ended cuck warfare 5 months ago

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51666578

SHY calls expiring December for free money

>> No.51666580
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51666580

im never gonna sell my 1 spy share

>> No.51666584

>>51666466
elden ring. I have a lvl 50 wretch that dual wields +5 Keen Falchions

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>>51666580

>> No.51666594

uh.. guys. The 10 year. Its doing that thing again.

>> No.51666598

>>51666578
For me it's HYG and JNK puts.

>> No.51666603

>>51666539
>MGS5
that game was awesome. I loved stealthing entire villages

>> No.51666606

>>51666577
Wonder if NATO will quit the bullshit façade and actually put their own ground forces into Ukraine, considering its just a complete puppet country

>> No.51666609

>>51666565
dont listen to bearcunts. the markets are how the jews stay rich and get richer. You think this is the end of the market? Im literally never going to stop buying.

>> No.51666610

SOUR HOUR LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51666613
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MCD Yikes!

>> No.51666615

>>51666563
He's going to pivot tomorrow. If he doesn't the Republicans are going to sweep the house and senate and make a bill of rights for unborn fetuses.

>> No.51666616

>>51666466
fornite

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>>51666594
>yields

>> No.51666621

>>51666565
i just dont get it there is nothing positive at all period even GDP is coming in brown and runny with red chunks

>> No.51666627

>>51666606
The 5head play would be for Zelenskyyyy to hold a bunch of counter-referenda to join Poland, oblast by oblast.

>> No.51666629

>>51666109
>>51666304
But today is red, not crab. This did not hold up.

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>>51666609
>Line going up is the only way to make money, ahyuk.

>> No.51666637

>>51666466
Not tonight cause my eyes feel a little sore. But I've been playing splatoon 3, xenoblade 3, and recently gotten addicted to 7 days to die. Also working on my sanctuary island in ffxiv

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>>51666466
There has quite litterally, been nothing even remotely playable released on steam in months. If I see one more 2d roguelike card battler in the "top sellers section" I am going to publicly commit sepuku in a TJMAX.

>> No.51666644

>>51666609
>You can't make money when stocks go down
Do bullfag subhuman slurpers really?

>> No.51666648

>>51666627
I always assumed Poland would carve out a big piece w. Ukraine for themselves when it's all over

>> No.51666650

>>51666629
>I didnt hear no bell

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>>51666613
>It's one of my top holdings

>> No.51666654

>>51666606
I doubt it *officially* but anyone who thinks that NATO forces aren't already there is a naive retard. They're there, but not officially if you catch my meaning

>> No.51666662 [DELETED] 

>>51665795
Buy when there's blood in the streets

>> No.51666664
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Bros I got an interview this Thursday for an oil job. Pays $750 a day...I'm scared. Any advice from socialable anons here?

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>>51665796
>post double bottom images
I'll do you one better.

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POWER HOUR

>> No.51666675

>>51666639
Now for what it's worth, Monster Train is pretty polished as far as that genre goes.
But I've been playing Factorio as well

>> No.51666677

>>51666654
Nah, they don't need NATO forces when we're supplying them with both US weapons and espionage/satellite intelligence, we're literally just telling them where to shoot the missiles at, it's the perfect proxy war

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>>51666627
>>51666648
the Poles will probably be tempted to snag back the piece of Ukraine that got partitioned to them awhile back

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>I just wont buy it
>The stonks
>I know I know
I dont have the copypasta at hand

>> No.51666695
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>>51666466
Microsoft Flight Simulator.

>> No.51666697

>>51666525
Yeah, my theory is that crash can only happen if people are caught with their pants down. Recession fear has been slowly dosed by mainstream media for months, inflation was reality for over a year. Most people already adjusted their habits in preparation for the worst, which means the crysis can't be as deep.

>> No.51666699

>>51666680
Yeah this is what I was referring, the new rump state Ukraine will be worthless anyway especially if the Russians land lock it

>> No.51666705

>>51666664
look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake

>> No.51666707

>>51666466
EU4

>> No.51666712

Why would anyone buy the "dip" when its obvious the market has tipped over? Its going to slide at minimum for a few more months just on known information alone

Why would anyone actually hold or let alone buy anything in this environment? What am I missing seriously?

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51666716

>bulls euphoric to be closing at new lows

>> No.51666722
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>>51666664
Just show up late, say that you're an oil man, and apologize that you couldn't be there sooner because you had a new well coming in at Coyote Hills that you had to see about.

>> No.51666724

>>51666699
>implying Russia isn't going to take the whole thing.

>> No.51666725
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51666725

>talking heads shitting themselves over retail buying dips
Lmao

>> No.51666727

>>51666705
It's a phone interview...

>> No.51666737 [DELETED] 

added some brk.a shares here

>> No.51666745

>The best stocks I own today were all nuclear related
Very comfy

>> No.51666747

imagine how much of a fucking goldfish you have to be to have forgotten about the last 5 days of scam pump and dumps into closing. lmao even.

>> No.51666752

>>51666724
Nah, eastern part is worth way more economically and is closer culturally. Maybe they take 1/2 or something and install their own puppet regime

>> No.51666755

>>51666644
>>51666636
Cool tiktok financebro analysis guys. Very advanced stuff.

/smg/ is in full blown apocalyptic doom mode.
this is a buy signal if I ever saw one.

>> No.51666758

>>51666666
lmao

>> No.51666764

>>51666637
>7 days to die
>early access since December 13, 2013
ive about mcfuckin had it with this shit 9 YEARS IN EARLY ACCESS ARE THEY TAKING THE PISS MATE?

>> No.51666768

>>51666716
Bobo, I'm cutting all my spending to have as much money as I can to buy this dip. You don't know what you're dealing with.

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>>51666727

>> No.51666772

>>51666758
isnt the guy who made that on the run from the korean police?

>> No.51666780

>>51666609
>Rich people never sell stocks

:/

>> No.51666781

>>51666752
>implying they won't round up and execute every zelenski supporter for "war crimes" and take the whole fucking thing

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>>51666755
>Cool tiktok financebro analysis guys. Very advanced stuff.
>/smg/ is in full blown apocalyptic doom mode.

>this is a buy signal if I ever saw one.

>> No.51666787

>>51666629
nasdick is coming in at an almost perfect crab. what range is considered crabbing anyways

>> No.51666792
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51666792

Last 10 minutes power dump

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>>51666745
based noticer

>> No.51666802

>>51666787
.10% +/-

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51666806

why gas is down ? isn't supposed to be up until winter ?

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>>51666768
>>51666697

>> No.51666811

Why doesn't jerome stop being a cuck and raise rates by 1000 basis points like the chad Volcker?

>> No.51666822

>>51666725
where?

>> No.51666824

>>51666806
An entire pipeline just got Hiroshima'd

>> No.51666823

>weak ass pump into close
>futures go green
>big ass dump once the big boys start trading
I'm tired boss.

>> No.51666831

>>51666806
Is pretty comfy outside still 2 more weeks

>> No.51666837

Why do people buy anything in this market?

>> No.51666843

>>51666824
Which made TTF moon: https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/TG*1

But US LNG export capacity is maxed out, so Henry Hub prices/BOIL/KOLD follow US weather and production patterns.

>> No.51666848

>>51666768
>10 yr goes to 4% tonight...

>> No.51666846

>>51666712
>Why would anyone actually hold or let alone buy anything in this environment? What am I missing seriously?
a lot of zoomers and women made braindead easy money buying literally any equity or shithole hovel house anywhere in the country since 2020 and so this is all they know, line go up
>>51666755
>this is a buy signal if I ever saw one.
so get to slurping, slurp slurp
soxl is a generational buying opportunity right now

>> No.51666850

>>51666809
Being "right" isn't satisfying when it means everything gets worse and most normalfaggots are brainwashed into thinking you were wrong because they can't distinguish between your views and well-poisoning psyops

>> No.51666851

>>51666824
So less oil should make the rest of it more expensive

>> No.51666857

>>51666824
thats an argument for gas to go up, not down

>> No.51666864

>>51666837
Because TMV is making me money

>> No.51666872

>>51666824
should i short gas then ?

>> No.51666883

>>51665977
I think the bottom is right before the midterms and the uncertainty they will cause.

I have 42k in and 115k cash but I'm down 5k on current positions.

>> No.51666884

>>51666848
> more discounts
how is this a bad thing?

>> No.51666885

>>51666809
kek

>> No.51666886

>>51666848
the trader known as 4chan has spoken

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>>51666851
Do you think oil was in that pipeline?

>> No.51666890

>>51666864
this + DRV

>> No.51666894
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>>51666811
Cus Nancy is still buying the dip, he goes over there and tells madam speaker to stop buying the fucking dip so he can dunk on the normies but bitch is too greedy, she must slurp

>> No.51666896

>>51666850
It's satisfying because normalfags deserve to suffer. I will not suffer because I have prepared mentally/physically. Even if I starve it will be worth it that normalfags and spicniggers starve as well.

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>>51666896

>> No.51666908

>>51666848
Nah, gonna sell off a few times and then break through soonish.

>> No.51666912

>>51666848
Source: Trader

>> No.51666922
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Just close the fucking thing.

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>>51666809
hey man just because you were accidentally right doesnt mean you have to gloat about it -ACK

>> No.51666926

lmao we're going to end at 0%. Day wasted.

>> No.51666931

>>51666846
I am slurping baby. never stopped

>> No.51666935

>>51666887
There was till the pressure dropped and it's prolly ruined now. They weren't using it regardless though

>> No.51666946

>>51666926
CrabApparentWinner.jpg

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>>51666931
You meant to put a comma in that sentence, right?

>> No.51666957

LOOK AT THAT DUMP

>> No.51666958

>>51666712
let me give you some basic bitchboy boomer tier advice.

You can't time the market.

>> No.51666959

>>51666952
he's a slurping baby

>> No.51666963

>>51666463
Biden isn't after my tendies.
He's just trying to stay out of prison.

>> No.51666968

>>51666935
nigga it's natural gas not fucking petroleum you retard

>> No.51666973

>>51666680
If you go back 100 years, or 450 years its harder to find a list of countries that haven't changed borders in that time.

>> No.51666979

big reds big nothings i guess the only other thing that can happen now is more big reds because 75 basis points

>> No.51666980

>>51666935
Nordstream (or Nordstrom as our extremely black press secretary calls it) is natural gas, which is different from oil.

>> No.51666982

>>51666957
yeah and lets see if we get another +400 pt futures like last night haha that sure was funny not being able to sleep haha
haha

>> No.51666983

scene
you 6 months from now, the room is dark, blinds filter the late afternoon sun
all those cheapies gone, slipped through your fingers, you'll never see those prices again...
but you'll catch this bottom you think, tensioning the rope in your hand

>> No.51667002

>>51666716
>new lows
>excluding anything from Jesus getting his first blowjob to December 2021 of course

>> No.51667004

>>51666980
Kareem Jean-EBT

>> No.51667005

can I buy SOXL yet

>> No.51667012
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>>51666983
i just hope i wont have to catch a bottom this year anon

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>>51666811
I'm bearish on his hawkishness, but they're already locked in for the next month or two so the line goes down for now.
You already see fedlets making retarded comments about being "worried" or "concerned" like
>>51666444
These niggers can't be stupid enough to believe a soft landing is possible with 8% inflation and a 1.25x debt-to-GDP. The only way out is a recession. So if they're saying this shit they're preparing to sell out America on inflation.

>> No.51667018

DING DING DING
GAWRSH

>> No.51667024

this market is extremely fake and incredibly gay

>> No.51667033

JUST LOOK AT IT GOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US10Y

>> No.51667034

>>51666517
Thanks anon. Preparations are being made. Hopefully I'll be alive to shitpost next week

>> No.51667040

>>51667024
no that's you!

don't respond after getting btfo this hard bro

>> No.51667041

>>51666980
lol does she really call it nordstrom?

>> No.51667044

>>51667033
what the fuck is that nigger doing

>> No.51667048

where is our resident slave / baker

>> No.51667050

>>51667033
bullish!

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>>51667018
>-3.66% after daily inflation

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>>51666321
Yeah it's wierd here about 50% of the looked at here did not have AC.

WORSE STILL ONLY 30% HAD DRYERS.

I opted for a house on the far edge of
Budapest with shitty internet. I guess I'm getting starlink rather than deal with .25mb up and 5mb down.

Here's some wierd lesco cook off.

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>>51666890
I wildly regret not fucking with TMV...

>> No.51667066
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what the hell was that

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>>51667033
what the fuck is the fed doing

>> No.51667075

>>51667048
the thread will stay alive for at least 30m after hitting 300 posts, on some boards its even rude to bake before hitting page 10

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>>51667056
Shit that's the band, here's the lesco

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>>51666968
Natural gas pipelines need to be kept pressurized or else you get pockets of negative pressure which crumple the pipes from the inside. It's not as bad as exploding, but it's still a really bad form of structural failure to deal with.
>t. Unemployed chemical engineer larping as a daytrader

>> No.51667091

>>51667075
ok but i have new OC that I want to post and I don want to post it here reeeeeeee

>> No.51667093

>Russell +.15%
>Nasdaq +.25%
>SPX -0.21%
>Dow -0.4%
Yup I think we crabbed

>> No.51667102

I made a thread, first time in months. No bully
>>51667094
>>51667094
>>51667094

>> No.51667108

>>51667093
Anyone play the Russel? I never touch it because I don't understand it.

>> No.51667116

>>51667093
>crab
>up 1.4% to down .8 in an hour
Literally what is the definition

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>>51666467
All you have to do is buy SOXL and refuse to sell it for less than 150% of what you paid for it.
It really is that simple.
Just make sure the last lot you buy is cheaper than what you paid for the previous one and use a LIFO algorithm.

>> No.51667131

>>51667102
How much did you get paid to do this?

>> No.51667137

>>51667075
i haven't seen pages on my 4chan since 2016

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>>51667033


It was fun shitposting with you lads.

>> No.51667176

>>51667131
As CIA agent I'm in no position to disclose that.

>> No.51667177

goodbye dxy
americans get what they deserve

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>>51667139
The gift of nuclear war.

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>>51667088
Czech’d