/biz/ - Business & Finance

Please get SOXL back to $10. Thanks

king bobo i hope you aren't lying

>>51663219
I kneel.

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>>51663219
I'm a stupid retard who bought INTC and RYCEY. Please laugh at me

Man this year sucks for investing, I'm down 25% and apparently this is the worst year in stocks in 50 years.

Now I have to listen to bears tell me its the end of the world, and I know that the same week I sell off my positions we will start the climb back up.

Basically screwed at this point:
I don't want to sell and lock in my losses
I cant buy any stocks because it might drop another 20%

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

remember you can make more money just not being in the stock market if all you do is lose.

>>51659674
>>51659732
I tried to warn you premarket..

>>51663230
>biden goes to the arabs asking for more oil
>gets laughed out of the room
i miss orange man

BOBO is Good
BOBO IS KIND
BOBO IS LOVE
BOBO IS SALVATION

I am beheemed

>>51663219
I nearly covered my shorts at the top today. Wew.

well well, looks like the market's gone down again, because we're in a fucking recession, and will still be in one tomorrow, and the next day too
>mfw people called me a degenerate gambler this morning for buying puts

Bobo I kneel

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>51663219
SHOOT ME NIGGA! MY PORTFOLIO IS FUCKED AND YOU'RE LAUGHING!

PLEASE SHOOT ME NIGGA!

>>51663263
Thanks for the help bobo
Still sad about Natty Catty though

>>51663268
>because we're in a fucking recession
Anon that is VERY anti semetic. Powell said we are not in a recession because Biden just redefined what a recession means.

Please stop being such a nazi

I have become bear incarnate. I will hold htese puts til I die and I dont care what jewish tricks come up between now and expiration.

Sounded so funny when she farted on the glass of the scanner

>>51663250
I'm a zoomer and this is my first year of investing

Me on the right.

Going to load up on oil

No way Russia doesn't take out one or more of your pipelines

>>51663111
>>51663199
I tried taking a 200 mg caffeine pill once at noon. Didn't do anything for at least 3 hours, but I so couldn't sleep at night that I was shitposting at incredibly hihg speed until 6 am. And it gave me IBS.

>>51663255
It would have been good to hold cash this year.

>>51663304
I thought they were natural gas pipelines

So what's with the gap in NDX and NDX futures?

>>51663293
are you the guy who fucks homeless women?

SHOULD I KEEP SHORTING OIL ?

Makes me laugh how I was sitting on cash for years and then dumped it all into the market late 2021.

>>51663253
>>51663244
>>51663240
>>51663263
>DO YOU SEE THE FRIGHT?

>>51663312
I finally realized that I make enough money to be happy and I could give a shit about being rich from stonks. If I need more money ill get a second 6 figga job but honestly im comfy. Let the jews steal money from the normies, I am content. I think I have finally discovered God.

>>51663304
Wasn't that pipeline shut down anyway?

>>51663312
There were so many signs that a crash were coming. Like so many that I can't remember them. Should have gotten out and in cash and CDs

SCHIZO MARKET

>>51663293
I wish I had a loving loyal wife that would fart and shit for my pleasure. Is that too much to ask?

>>51663230
I will proudly vote Democrat for the rest of my life.

>>51663336
Taking profits is okay anon

More of the wife’s anus

>AAAAAAAMMMMM I MMMMOOOOOORRRREEEEEE THHHHHAAAANNNNN YOOOOOOOUUUUUU BAAAAARGGGGGINNNNNEEEEEDDDD FOOOOORRRR YEEEEEAAHHHHHHH IIIIII BEEEENNNNN DYYYYIIIINGGG TO TELLLLL YOU ANYTHINGGGGGG YOUUUU WANNNNA HHHEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AMM THIS WEEEK...

WWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRE GGOOOOOOOOOOOOINNNN DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNN DOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN

why is dow doing even worse than the nasdick

>>51663304
Russia won’t do shit lmao

>>51663341
Well, I would like to make extra money from stocks, but I don't see myself becoming filthy rich or retiring early. No capital for that, sadly.

>>51663363
based

>>51663267
What would be the difference to a Bear if Bulls sell or get liquidated?

>>51663368
everything is fucked.

>>51663363
your back

got anymore?

>>51663363
Is your name Michael?

>>51663353
pretty sure I read this very same comment some threads ago.
it makes me wonder: what % of the content of these threads is generated by bot?

>>51663337
I'm so sorry anon

>>51663363
Low-rent trashy shit

Yet more wife anus

Is there anyone here who has dealt with buyback programs before? Do they tend to hold back and buy on red days, or do they buy evenly? Are they done via market operations in the closing hour, or directly with bank partners that themselves trade 24/7?

>>51663368
Nasdong has more cult-attracting tickers

>lost more money on dividends share value then gained in actual dividends

yeap, thinking there is no escape from this "great reset". We got too cocky dividend bros.

>>51663363
She has a penis doesn't "she"

>>51663368
the real economy is also in deep shit

>>51663368
because its got overvalued shit like tesla and meta

>>51663371
Ive cut a lot from my life to invest in the jewish casino only to have almost all of it taken out. I'm still up roughly 50% from what I put in but that is way way down from my all time highs.
For me, like I said, I make enough money that if I just save it and not lose it I can do whatever I want. This shit aint worth the stress and you only live once, gonna spend this shit on trips and stuff instead.

>>51663380

Market does not appear happy with the 5yr auction

>>51663386
Yes

>>51663396
How they do it is usually desrcibed by the company on the investor relations section

>>51663411
take the gains you fucking idiot

>>51663405
>>lost more money on dividends share value then gained in actual dividends
isn't that what happens on every ex-dividend day?

>>51663363
>tattoo
>loincloth

>>51663388
nope that post was made by me as well

just a lonely coomer NEET

>Goldman forecasts UK inflation to peak at 22%
It’s unironically over…

>>51663420
Not too sloppy looking, but she needs to start workingout. She's looking like she's quickly headed for ham planet status.

>>51663429
I did lol. Thats what im saying. I'm out. I have lotto puts. Thats it. I'm content where I am right now with 6 figure nest egg and 6 figure salary.

>>51663396
day of, no holding back or timing
RTFM for more info, could be different for each program

Yet more anus

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why Is The Forest Quiet.

>>51663441
wow, sauce?

>>51663391
Was this kind of crash predictable back then? I guess I should have been more careful. Oh well. Just gonna ride it out and try to average down I guess.

>>51663415
>4.20
dude yield lmao

>>51663219
Literally none of you have a single clue what you're talking about. You're all degenerate gamblers and you trade with your emotions. I would honestly be surprised if any of you ever actually did your DD before trading.

>>51663420
thats a man

>>51663461
The Fly 2

>>51663458
I finally know the answer. because the forest is about to get HEEEMED
>yes anon you are the forest.

>>51663427
>>51663449
thanks

>>51663440
>t.bot

>>51663411
I mean yeah, if you are going to day trade and shit it's not worth it, but you can still invest some. Stick it into efts after this recession is over or something like that, maybe make use of obvious opportunities (I wish I had money to invest, when Russia shit started, into gas and oil).

>>51663458
unironically because i bet a lot of fake bears sold puts and bought calls this am falling for mumu fud.

Daily reminder

The bottom is so close. I can feel it in my balls when I hold them

This isn’t her anus but a rare albino alligator we saw at gator land

I hate Joe Biden with all of my being

>>51663483
No. Look at VIX. Tell me why the forest is quiet.
>>51663488
Oh fuck this guy actually knows why the forest is quiet. Put sellers are flattening vol skew

AAAAAA MY CHINESE BLOOD COMPANY GOT TRADING HALTED! THEY'RE GOING TO LIQUIDATE ND GET DELISTED FUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOO

I thought we were recovering now, you fucking assholes. What the fuck is going on?

>>51663486
I am gonna let the 401k jews deal with it. ill invest some meager amount monthly and not give a smack and hopefully have some extra when I die. but im saving this 6 figure self managed nest egg for an emergency or when I need a midlife crisis toy.

Its the 2040s currently waiting for my bug shipment to arrive (only takes 5% of my monthly CBDC UBI)

>>51663278
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aaaaaaaaaa............hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......wwwwwww........aaaa.........................hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>51663486
>>51663411
its pretty damn easy to buy index funds and chill

>>51663478
>dd
>in this market
>BREAKING NEWS BIDEN FARTS SUPER LOUD BEFORE PRESS CONFERENCE SPY +3%

>>51663491
Depending on your timescale the bottom definitely can't be above 320 and probably not above 300 either.

>>51663505
recession

>>51663520
idk anon, I dont have a great outlook on the future. thats the other part. Keep buying index funds that keep going down is not making you money. Lol.

>>51663518

Needing another ban vacation

>>51663505
>>51663504
WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK DO YOU MASSIVE FAGGOTS NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BOND YIELD CURVE STILL BEING INVERTED

NO SHIT WE'RE STILL GOING DOWN

>up down up down
up down up down
>up down up down
up down up down
>up down up down
up down up down
>up down up down
up down up down
>up down up down
up down up down

I'm currently hedged against spy. Should I go bear mode with a bullish hedge?

>out of that entire /pol/ fight 2 threads
>the only post that gets deleted is the one making fun of trannies
Bearish or bullish for /biz/

>>51663502
I don't care about all your nerd shit, VIX needs to pump now. I can't buy back in until it's at least to 37

>>51663544
the crab will boil. its ogre.

kek, baggies.

kek, faggies.

kek.

>>51663539
based

>>51663520
Everything is chill until the S&P turns into the Nikkei and you have to hope that the investments you pass onto your children will maybe be green again in their lifetime

>>51663489
Printing organs thing looks kinda cool the rest is dystopian as fuck and I want to die

I fucking hate Biden

>>51663558
He Doesn't Know About The Put Sellers Quieting The Forest.

>>51663461
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/08/30/uk-inflation-could-top-22percent-as-energy-prices-soar-goldman-sachs-warns-.html

>>51663521
I wouldn't be surprised if you actually believed that.

>>51663454
Your wife has a flat disgusting ass. Stop posting it. She needs to do some squats.

SOMEBODY IS POSTING SCAT PORN IN THE BLOOMBERG TERMINAL

>Becareful what you wish for
All of you people who aren’t a real estate investor and have been hoping the housing market would crash.... What makes you think you’ll now be approved for a mortgage at a 7% interest rate?

he gets off on it, and so do I

>>51663219
The absolute state of my 401K

>>51663558
>at least to 37
with all the shit in the pipeline you think 37 is bad enough? Wait until we see some real shit, 50 or above.

>>51663570
that's why you don't invest in just the S&P 500 like a fag

>>51663576
Literally what dd is more important than Powell deciding how much to fuck us this month

>>51663544

Wow. Red day yesterday and then green futures.

Literally no one could have predicted that today would be a crab.

so we broke june lows
does that mean we will go much lower in the coming days?

What are the odds of some false flag 9/11 style catastrophe habbening near Denver on September 30th? Will I be able to redeem my puts?

>>51663570
If S&P turns into Nikkei everyone is fucked.

>damn it feels cool to be a bobo

>>51663589
okay wagie

>>51663539
A nice warm place

>>51663578
Post it post it post it topkek. Must be germans as frankfurt se is closed

>>51663573
>Part-time coworker who works full-time as a financial advisor comes in yesterday ranting about how shit everything is nowadays thanks to Biden
>All of the leftist coworkers have no rebuttal

>>51663600
nigger its red right now shut the fuck up. come back when its + / - .10%

>>51663604
w-why mention Denver specifically anon

>>51663585
check the report MoM report chud, housing sales are way up. there are no breaks, ney, not even any wheels on this train. it's a maglev and we're still at terminal velocity.

>bbby might actually go below $6
seeing all these meme stock fags get bent over the table makes me so happy

>>51663592
If the S&P goes that way, the NASDAQ is going to get delisted and DJIA will also be flat. Index funds are only as safe as the future of the American economy. That's been a winning bet for a long time, but to think that will be a winning bet forever is to open yourself up to unnecessary risk.

>>51663600
saved
let's see how much worse things get before close though

>>51663219
IS THIS THE BEST YOU BOZO BOBO CLOWNS CAN DO?

>>51663589
I've been making decent money in my individual all things considered but watching my IRA bleed everyday is gay

>>51663626
because life gets loud when your drilling to the underworld.

this was a 200$ account yesterday

>>51663587
He has been in a rehab this year.

>>51663643
Excuse me sir please stop taking my money

>>51663633
what the FUCK did you think I meant? Anyone not holding international is a moron

>>51663618
>not asking him for insider info

>>51663363
>>51663393
>>51663420

>>51663636
completly reversing a neon green day after a double bottom bounce and all that exuberance, yeah, I think we're good champ.

>>51663643
you deposit more money?

This is fucking stupid, the world is NOT ending, gas prices are pretty cheap, everyone I know has excess money and is living stress free, there's no reason for the market to be overreacting like this.

Buying calls here and I don't give a fuck, there's no way we go any lower on this bullshit inflation narrative that's severely overplayed.

>>51663629
Anybody in AMC, GME, or BBBY right now deserves to lose everything

>>51663600
>crab
>from up 1% to down 1%

>>51663670
>everyone I know has excess money and is living stress free

>>51663636
It's Death by a thousand small cuts...

>>51663670
idiot

>>51663670
>This is fucking stupid, the world is NOT ending, gas prices are pretty cheap, everyone I know has excess money and is living stress free, there's no reason for the market to be overreacting like this.

The MSM is a hell of a tool

Fuck me why did I close my shorts today AAAAAA

Yom Kippur? I barely even know her!

>>51663670
>gas prices are pretty cheap, everyone I know has excess money and is living stress free

>>51663670

cope and seeth mumu fag

get fucked and go back to ribbit newfaf

>>51663670
>there's no reason for the market to be overreacting like this
this is why the old boomers sound so fearful when they talk about inflation, it's the great killshot and bobo's strongest weapon

>>51663670
Hedgies are trying to honey dick JPow into that 50 basis point rate cut come November instead of the 75 or 100 point ass whooping they deserve

>>51663643
A month from now will it be a $100 account?

>>51663665
YOU WILL DROP NO FURTHER

Get ready for the bounce. It's our turn now. DOUBLE BOTTOM ACTIVATE

>>51663670
>eyyy listen buddy take it easy, why don't you head home for tonight.

>>51663663

>>51663670
>everyone I know has excess money and is living stress free
>mommy is still buying his tendies, so everything is chill
Lol you beclown yourself for thinking people aren't piling up debt, as their asset values drop.

>>51663670
this is what liberalfags actually believe

oh dear.

>>51663219

crash baby crash. crash baby crash.

>being optimistic while also being aware of current world events
lol. lmfao even.

>>51663687
THE MSM ARE THE GOOD GUYS, CHUD! THEY CARE ABOUT US. THEY SAID INFLATION WAS TRANSITORY AND SO YOU ARE DEBOOOOOOOOOOONKED!

>>51663658
Said part-time coworker is a woman with a negative balance in her bank account, three fucked-up children, and an ex-husband who's now a tranny. I just observe her in the wild like Attenborough.
>>51663713
"Why don't you shut the fuck up"

>>51663737
Neither optimistic nor pessimistic, just waiting, desu.

>>51663707
how do women function in daily society with nails like that. I've wondered since I saw 12 and saw this mexican lady in the atlanta airport with 6 inch long nails trying to push the buttons on the cash register for my gameinformer magazine (demo disk included)

>>51663755
where do you work? I know a family that fits that description

>USDJPY about to hit 145
>Again

Reminder that no matter good or bad things look the world always cycles

>>51663618
>>Part-time coworker who works full-time as a financial advisor
>>51663755
>coworker is a woman with a negative balance in her bank account, three fucked-up children, and an ex-husband who's now a tranny.
she must be a great financial advisor
top fucking kek

get some legs mumu's, SPY to 364 fopr just a lil bit

This market is quite tiresome

>>51663782
all world index chads dont have this problem

>>51663629
>>51663669
>B-Buying more. Already took a third mortgage to buy more AMC. See you at $100000000k per share
God, I may be stupid, but at least I'm not this retarded

>>51663737
It's all priced in. Sorry bobo.

>>51663809
Absurdly based

>post bait to get a general /smg/ sentiment
works every time

>>51663755
'da fuck did yous say?

>>51663781
That last intervention cost $3 trillion and it's almost erased.

IT'S OVER

>>51663780
Small business where we mostly hold corporate meetings and events and cater to the clients without having to go off premises. We get all the fucking loonies and scumbags working for us.
>>51663789
Yeah, I know. One of her daughters calls her a bitch because mommy won't buy her a new Jeep Grand Cherokee (in white)

>>51663825
The forbidden technique

>>51663802
Is thas the gookfu?

>>51663782
>everything is the same
Cycles only apply to biological things. economy is fake that can be uprooted by any major happening

>>51663837

>>51663781
I can't believe Joe Biden isn't going to the funeral for Abe. How would fucking Joe Biden like it if some lunatic with a ghost gun took him out and nobody showed up to his funeral?

>>51663670
Dont worry, having a different opinion is a good thing.

Everyone is going through fear/panic right now, my guess is the market will continue to drop but at a slower rate - I wouldn't buy calls just yet but most of the damage has happened already.

If you intend on buying and holding for 3-5 years, you will make money.

>>51663604
seems very likely considering today's event

>>51663830
3 trillion *yen*. So like $25b. They've got at least like 4 times that in repo cash and 60 times that in treasuries.

Bad but not "Lehman overnight" bad.

>Jim Cramer explains why a potential U.S. recession would start in the West

Ok what does this actually mean? We are already in a recession before the definition was changed so does he mean we are coming out of one?

>>51663782
There are more international ETFs than there are ones for the US market. Also ADRs give access to hundreds of international stocks. There are also futures where you can buy contracts for the European, Australian, Indian, Hong Kong, Japanese, and so on markets. The Indian Nifty 50 has outperformed every single market worldwide this year for example. Stay agile anon and avoid home bias

>>51663846
>economy is fake

I've been all in cash since December 2021. When will the market finish crashing? October?

>>51663837
Who the fuck is kashkari

>>51663600
Here is more accurate one. I adjusted the cheat sheet for the recession. The original poster used an average from the last 50 years, which is hardly applicable in downturns. Explanation:

Green Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow

>>51663869
come back in at least a year

>>51663781

>IWM below its pre-covid highs
really makes you sneed doesn't it chuck

>>51663863
Large cap growth domestic stocks are on the longest historical run in history. Ever since the 2008 QE printer turned on.

>>51663860
He means the buck stops here and the rest of the world will always rely on our burger shit exports.

>>51663888
>leftypol has to use pigs instead of Jews

>>51663876
Some FED guy.

>10 year dinged 3.99
Nice

>>51663855
they only have cash for 3 more and they only last a week tops. So yes its bada

>>51663892
>interest rates literally 0% for all of obama's presidency
>raise rates while trump is in office
>immediately back to zero when the next democrat president comes in
I hate the fed so much

>>51663643
WHY DIDN"T YOU PUT IN 20000

Why OIL is RECOVERING ?

>[Verse 1]
>Standin' on the corner in a white godfather hat
>He drives a long black gangster Cadillac
>He can steal a bull's mind, man, three or four minutes
>It's not how long you talk, bruh, it's what you put in it

>[Chorus]
>Look out for Bobo the pimp (Yeah)
>He walks with a limp (Ooh, man)
>Bobo the pimp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T86-lkbcHhM

>>51663902
>being this ignorant
hope this is bait

>>51663929
were you the should i still short oil anon?

>>51663916
Did you notice the part where they have several times more dollars parked in 10 year computer? Them running out of dollars by November would be a *bull* catalyst.

UH OH ZOOMIES IS THIS THE NEW PEARL HARBOR???
Whose going to war?? ZOOMIES ARE GOING TO WAR!

/cashgang/ right now

>>51663902
I’m not good at design buddy

>>51663855
>*yen*
Ok, that's not quite as extreme as I thought. They did say it was larger than all their other official interventions from the 90s.

>>51663950
https://japan.postsen.com/business/29213/The-source-is-4-days-worth-%E2%80%A6-Yen-buying-intervention-for-the-first-time-in-24-years-is-not-sustainable.html
>There are also limits to the scale of interventions. The dollar-selling intervention is funded by the Japanese government’s foreign currency reserves, which amount to approximately 200 trillion yen. On the other hand, the trading volume of the Japanese foreign exchange market is about 54 trillion yen per day, which is less than four days’ worth of funds.

>>51663619
>>51663674

>SPY moving directly horizontal

NOOOOOOOOOO

REAL CRABBING HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

>>51663965
Chad AF

U.S. 30-YR FIXED MORTGAGE RATE JUMPS TO 7.08%, HIGHEST IN OVER 20 YEARS

UH OH ZOOMIES IS THIS THE NEW PEARL HARBOR???
Whose going to war?? ZOOMIES ARE GOING TO WAR!

>>51663855
>>51663979
Japan also has what is essentially a money market fund at the american fed so they won't have to liquidate treasuries to pump their country

>>51663380
because the whole market is fake and gay and the world would be better off if it failed and ceased to exist

>>51663945
Yes , and im down 3% kek

>>51663253
>thaaat
hahaa

>>51664001
this feels like an extremely unconvincing false flag

>>51663965
I'm still mostly in cash

>>51663986
But whats it all mean bazzel?

>>51664001
>>51663962
can you turn down your autism enough to tell us what happened? An explosion in sweden? that's a tuesday anon

GET SOME LEGS MUMUS

Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts
Flash crash waking me up
I get drunk, but it's not enough
'Cause the morning comes and you portfolio is down
You look through the windows of this hell
Even though you boarded them up
Chandelier's still flickering red
'Cause I can't pretend it's ok when it's not
It's death by a thousand cuts

Trying to find a part of you didn't kill
Gave you too much gains but it wasn't enough
But you think you'll be alright, it's just a thousand drops
You get drunk but it's not enough
'Cause you're not going to make it
You look through the windows of this hell
Even though we boarded them up
Chandelier's still flicking you off
'Cause you can't pretend it's ok when it's not
No, it's not


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTEFSuFfgnU

>>51663990
Nigger we took 10$ off spy in an hour and a half what the fuck are you talking about

>>51664002
> U.S. home prices cooled in July at the fastest rate in the history of the S&P CoreLogic Case-Shiller Index
Housing crash incoming

I TALKED to Jerome.

New bottom found, let's go!

>>51664019
They're talking about the Nord Stream pipelines.

>>51664019
"something" happened to the nordstream pipeline. I think it's just shoddy engineering but others are claiming foul play. If it is foul play you can expect someone to retaliate and it'll be the war time move

>>51664019
someone bombed nordstream 2. likely to be USA since they want europe to be dependent on them
nordstream 2 is fucked beyond repair and is leaking gas into the ocean

I just... wanna make it. And I don't even have to make it make it, I just have to make it a little bit, yaknowwhaddimean?

Why can't it just be made

>>51664029
Is that you Poem Anon?

Fucking dumb shit bobo retards. We’re going to end green today, just wait for power hour.

>>51663979
Yeah. And we've seen how autistic they've been controlling the 10 year JGB yield, so I don't think they'll give up that 145 level all that easily.

>>51663986
Well they don't need to replace the entire volume of FX trading every day. Yet.

I'd say collapse of this peg is on the order of "several weeks to a few months" rather than "days" or "years". But treasuries will get heemed in the meantime.

>>51664064
GET SOME LEGS MUMUS!!!

>>51664047
>>51664052
It's just a small leak. Nothing to worry about....

>U.S. 10Y 3.968
Pimp on, Bobo

>>51664005
Right, but that money market fund is what I'm referring to when talking about the $100b? $200b? in cash.

The wildcard here is of course the Fed extending credit through that account. Jerome Powell has literally infinite dollars so if he needs to intervene, well...

>>51664081
Imagine if you threw a lighted match in there

how much onions milk has been consumed by slurperinos who don't understand what the word recession means? i can't believe these people exist. the sell button is right there!

If Apple misses earnings later this quarter the market will be limit down.

>>51664047
>>51664052
I'm not sure why they are surprised. If the linchpin for the european economy is this gas then no shit they would be targets. Why the fuck aren't europeans protecting them? They should have ships patrolling those waters

>>51664017
delete this

>>51664064
>no

>>51664092
that's the plan since they cancelled the livestream of the russian guy running his stove 24/7

>>51664052
If it was the USA what in actuality are the ramifications? I love thinking war is going to happen but could this seriously be the trigger if it was?

>>51664083
>3.968
Old news, friend. 3.976.

>>51664093
I haven't used sell button in 9 years

>>51664029
based taylor poster

>>51664064
>Fucking dumb shit bobo retards
Yes dumb bobos always being right lmao they're not as smart as the mumus always losing money

>>51664096
>mfw this is a real possibility

>>51664081
I guess EuROPE retards shoulda listened to Trump instead of snickering like little girls

>consumer confidence highest since April 2022
>so they rug the market
>to try to force capitulation even though the economy is fine
>because old rich guys are grumpy inflation is high
>even though it's their fault for printing the money to begin with

Honkhonkhonk

We're so close to those "US 10 YR YIELD HITS 4%" headlines I can just taste them already.

>120-250$ 1 day lift pass for skiing in North America
>250$ 1 day
>Alpe d'Huez 53€ for day pass
>Les2Alpes 56€
>chamonix-montblanc 60€
>lesgets-morzine 36€
>12€ at my "beginner" station
Wtf, with this gay economy, gay presidency and gay prices how tf do you manage to ski? All your gains gey btfo. Is it to filter niggers? But thats redundant as niggers don't go to the mountaons even if its free. How do I short Vail Globohomo Corporate buying all resorts?

>>51664081
Yea dude totally just a tiny hole

>>51664038
Tell JPow that he owes me an apology and a lot of money.

>>51664137
Hot

>>51664116
Why did they cancel it? It was so comfy.

>>51664140
Ski? More like SKEET. Because skiers are little cummies commandos.

>>51664135
Consumer confidence is like a thousand businesses surveyed it has no bearing on the real economy. Data is fake and has been proven as such

>>51664135
Cope

someone is really trying to keep spx in this specific 10$ range

>>51664117
idk. lets wait and see
its very likely not russia doing though for two reasons
>they can shut it off without damaging their shit they spent billions on. Like they did previously for nord 1 . and its already shut anyway
>TransGas. a gas actively supplying europe through ukraine would have been a better target since its actually supplying shit
Maybe germany was about to capitulate to russian demands and the USA really didn't want them to do so. Maybe its something else? idk

>>51664137
Damn right, we're on 10Y 4% watch now, get in here and waatch
https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/u.s.-10-year-bond-yield

>>51664167
because he was being mean and that's not allowed, slawa ukrini whatever we do we cant let putler get the nuclear codes or else ukraineworts will be taken from the avengers and baby yoda will die and all your funko pops will break

>>51664042
>>51664047
>>51664052
Excuse me, bigots. If you listen to Black voices, you'll know it's actually Nordstrom 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0LrQ3CEZw0#t=12s

>>51664174
>>51664171
>we have maximum employment, increased wages, consumer confidence
>RUG EVERYTHING
>increase fud to maximum
>we need people to lose their jobs

Honkhonkhonkhonk

>>51664192
>>51664137
>10Y yield hits 4%
>inflation is still 8% so the real yield is -4%

>>51664204
noooooooooooo not baby yoda someone has to avada kedavra putler RIGHT MEOW

>>51664213
It's not that they want to reduce employment, they want to nuke inflation, but you can't do it without at least some people becoming jobless.

>>51664098
Why would Europeans Navies have seafaring ships?

look at that bear flag its actually gonna drop

help I'm still all cash

>>51664219
explain please

>doomers BTFO
Higher for LONGER

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>>51664219
How do you think we'll "pay back" the debt?

People never really ask themselves that when doing 60/40 or longing bonds as a "safety play".

>>51664098
https://www.offshore-technology.com/news/gazprom-shuts-down-nord-stream-1-pipeline-indefinitely/
It doesn't matter anyway.

>>51664219
you're unironically retarded. annual inflation is at 8%. yield is about what the bond is going for at this very moment. mathlets get what they fucking deserve.

>>51663304
>Implying it wasnt NATO

Euros cant capitulate on the sanctions when theres no gas flow period.

THE US 10 YEAK KEEPS FLYING OVER MY HOUSE

>>51664258
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>jpow
>bond rates
>inflation

Imagine thinking any of that matters lmao.

>>51664229
Inflation isn't going anywhere. They doubled the money supply in two years for a nothingburger coof and instead of saying "my bad" they want to take a gigashit on the world economy and start global famine and war just so boomers don't have to pay 20 cents more for potatoes

>>51664220
because putin is hitler but he's fighting the nazis who are really the good guys because they want gay marriage in ukraine and hunter biden was there in 2014 to help them be free of hitler putin and we even called it the revolution of dignity when it was really a civil war that ended in the permanent military occupation of eastern ukraine along russias border which was never going to end any other way than russia kicking them out but yeah, lets talk about how heckin cute this wooferino is NAFO gang

>>51664229
Tech workers are fucked and good riddance they add absolutely jack shit to this country and do nothing but jerk off to porn and sing kumbaya they have NOTHING to offer. Fire them all.
>>51664186
Hmmmm

>>51663368
FAGMAN is the new flight to safety now that treasuries are shitcoins

HOLY FUCK THEY DONT WANT IT TO GO BELOW 360

Too many /pol/ schizos here.

LOWER LOWS
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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/swedish-seismic-network-registers-blasts-near-baltic-natgas-pipeline-leaks-01664292442
>Anders Puck Nielsen, a researcher with the Center for Maritime Operations at the Royal Danish Defence College, said the timing of the leaks was “conspicuous” given the ceremony for the Baltic Pipe. He said perhaps someone sought “to send a signal that something could happen to the Norwegian gas.”

>“The arrow points in the direction of Russia,” Puck Nielsen said. “No one in the West is interested in having any kind of instability in the energy market.”

>The extent of the damage means the Nord Stream pipelines are unlikely to be able to carry any gas to Europe this winter even if there was political will to bring them online, analysts at the Eurasia Group said.

>“Depending on the scale of the damage, the leaks could even mean a permanent closure of both lines,” analysts Henning Gloystein and Jason Bush wrote.

>They noted that undersea pipelines are designed in a way that they are not accidentally damaged and leaks are rare.

>“Leaks of this size are a severe safety and environmental hazard, especially should Russia not stop pumping gas into the system,” the analysts said.

>Puck Nielsen said of possible sabotage that “technically speaking, this is not difficult. It just requires a boat. It requires some divers that know how to handle explosive devices.”

>“But I think if we look at who would actually benefit from disturbances, more chaos on the gas market in Europe, I think there’s basically only one actor right now that actually benefits from more uncertainty, and that is Russia,” he said.

insert flag of the US and someone rubbing their hands while pointing their eyes to the russian flag.

>>51664293
/pol/ schizos have been consistently right on market direction though

>>51664290
they refuse to listen, but they will submit to the inevitable sooner or later

>>51664293

Uh the market is down 30% ytd. I think you lost the right to call them schizos lmao.

>>51664312
I have been too, since like this spring at least. And I'm not a /pol/ schizos for like 5 years now.

JUNE LOWS BREACHED

>>51664293
coping mechanism for voting for a geriatric pedophile, ACTIVATE!

>>51664293
And that’s a good thing

>>51664331
not yet
$360.69 SPY

>>51664307
That's what's so fucking weird about this. Apart from one of us flying out to the area how the fuck does a pipeline BUILT TO WITHSTAND PRESSURE AND UNDERSEA ACTIVITY just blow up? Like what the fuck is that?

>>51664307
>“No one in the West is interested in having any kind of instability in the energy market.”
Mmmmm i dunno about that.

How do we celebrate today bobros? A rally reversed, new lows, 4% yield, damn it's time for a party.

>>51664307
What's the matter? I thought allllll those European storage tanks were full? Euros secured infinite LNG shipments too.

I mean, why else would they be shutting down nuclear plants and continuing to ban fracking on the continent?

guys jim brandon said he is monitoring it. what are we worried about? He's been great at everything else hes monitoring so far.

>>51664283
It's like chosing between africa and weimar germany

One is shit and will always be shit, and is full of assorted satanic degeneracy, but at least they throw gay people off buildings. Based?
The other is super shit but has been good before and might be good again if people get sick of it. On the other hand, it could be a tipping point where it descends into africa tier pema-shit, due to demographic replacement and mass brainwashing.

There are no good options, just a possibly bad option and a definitely bad option.

mfw SOXL is still green

>>51663848
Is that a knocking at your door Baggie? See what the nice men want.

>>51664322
The schizos are those calling for end of the world depression.

It’s over

>>51663670
Markets are forward looking dumbass.

>>51663669
How the hell is GME of all things green today?

>>51664373
yes.. go on

>>51663848
LOL imagine if an American had the balls to do that in roblox

>>51663848
boo hoo some fucking jap faggot died

>>51664350
My country has their own LNG terminal, built after 2014 when Russia started to mess around, problem is that even if have it the gas price is still going to be high because Germs and some other Euros consume even more gas now and inflating the price for everyone.

keep selling lol, i am buying.

>>51664307
>no one from the West would benefit
Damn that's a good joke

>>51664312
it's a curse, we're just so fucking deep into shit that the world has been lying to everyone about that it's almost impossible for people to get we're actually serious when we're begging them to read and see that shit is fucked up. the big problem now is all the well poisoners have shown up so we have to try to put out good info while simultaneously dealing with flat earth retards, nukes brought down the twin towers bullshit, space isn't real, nukes aren't real, and remember how during covid they tried pushing "germs aren't real" I'm so sick of having to argue against paid shills it's unreal.

>>51664373
Imagine thinking America doesn't deserve it after all the cancer caused by Covid being overblown lol what's your 401k look like buddy?

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>>51664376
this is how the moass starts faggot. the entire financial world has to end for my 1 share to be worth a trillion

>>51664375
This hits really close to home, was a OG Ron Paul campaign supporting libertarian in 2006-2007

Take a good look at 29k and try to remember it, boys

>>51663670
It's called risk repricing. With higher yields there is less willingness to stay in stocks. It has nothing to do with recession and societal collapse forecasting.

>>51664404
based

>>51664356
Russia was actually starting to do better before we sanctioned them in 2014, in the 2000s they were growing rapidly. All of this is fallout from disastrous foreign policy decisions America made trying to rule the world as the king of global finance and the gatekeeper to fossil fuels.

SPY needs to be at 364. That is reasonable. simple as

>>51664406
I've been all cash since november last year, fren.

>>51664404
>shills
bro a literal gpt-3 bot made by some retarded youtuber was able to derail threads
CIA can do like 100 of them and own the board

>>51664456
Socially, they remained africa with snow. Supporting russia is a retarded way to be against globohomo. They are part of globohomo.
>you can have trannies now or trannies iran style later when benevolent great leader extends his compassion to the LGBTs like he did to muslims and jews

why is soxl mooning

>>51664252
4 - 8 = -4

>>51663600
confirmed

>>51664047
yeah sure 4 days ago a united states fleet passed by that exactly spot...