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Comfy ass gray hurricaine week. Going to sit around and smoke bowl after bowl. Live on the east coast directly across from the lake O so I’m only projected to get some wind and rain. Kind of upset I won’t be able to put my new genny to use. This is stock related

>>51662154
first for fuck bulls

Nukes are about to go off and y'all are still here talking about y'all's dumbass stocks šmh frfr

what did powell say this morning and why arent we greener

fuck baking, I aint no faggot

happy Rosh Hashanah goy

>Rosh Hashanah 2022 began in the evening of Sunday, 25 September and ends in the evening of Tuesday, 27 September

BUDDY

>stockmarket plunges 2% for lunch
>hedge fund managers say "BRB I don't trust holding these bags for 2 hours while I go to get a pizza"

Ahhhhhhh. Everything is a shitcoin ahhhh

>>51662186
beclown'd

The forest was quiet. But now VIX is getting high.
The forest isn’t quiet anymore.

Why the fuck is it always green when I sleep, but red when I awake? Should I commit Sudoku? Green days for ever...

>bobo is excited for halloween

We crab

>>51662199
the only thing I bake are kikes

>>51662180
"crypto is gay because it's too open and we can't manipulate it"

>entirety of Europe still getting heemed
Jfc

Lmao what is the market doing?

bros... i can't believe skunktember is ending... what's for next month?

Why haven't (You) listened?

Jpow needs to apologize. Now!!!

>>51662214
oh yeah I'm sure you do big boy

bobo time

Beclown posters you beheem yourselves

>>51662225
I've been trying to tell them for weeks brother bear

>>51662154
SHEMITAH 2.

>>51662181
>He still thinks nukes are real
Lmao what is it like being sub 75 IQ?
>>51662234
Honestly can see him not being Fed chairman for much longer.

>>51662222
checked, impressive, very nice
it's downsizing
we've been in a recession since Jan

>>51662154
Thank you for your services based baker

keep baking for us dear slave nigger

All those retarded bulls from last night just suckered in as exit liquidity.

Literally get raped by puts for weeks from volatility, say fuck it and buy some ITM calls, immediately dumps. K

>i fell for the fake pump at open

FUCK. I deployed 50% of my cash ~100k this morning to buy back in but seems like we are still dipping. Going to keep the remaining dry powder for when we hit -30% ATH. I sold all my index funds in june and went 100% cash so I'm still make any okay profit. anybody else waiting on sidelines with big cash reserves to buy back in? when are you timing your purchases?

>>51662223
We all join Hardiman and all partialism posters are dead too (heaven).

I donated $200 worth of baby food to my local food bank today /smg/
The market has been very kind to me this year
I hope that you too are paying forward the gains you have made
For each $1 you donate 100x will come to you in the market
>Oh, the best charity is to give and not let other people know.
>But what if your example encourages others to give?

>>51662222
What it always does every Shemitah

>>51662265
This is why I sold SPY call spreads expiring in October instead of buying puts

Volatility was a bit high for any of those put options to be worth it

>>51662260
I do it for fun

post yfw you didn't fall for the scam pump

Fuck nigger bears, let me just break even on my SOXL while I'm awake, stop being SUCH A GAY NIGGER BEAR!! LET ME MAKE MONEY FUCK!!! FUCK YOU BOBO!!!!!

>>51662273
don't feed the wildlife, they will become dependent

Please pump it

>they got played by the kikes again and willingly sold their generational puts because of a scam futures pump

i'm sure thats what some slaves said too. Thats how you became a house nigger back in the day.

>dollar starts climbing again
>stocks dump

>>51662222
apparently my truck is the standard for large vehicle lol

It’s time

>>51662283
Figured we get at least two green days here after all the dumping. If it doesn’t pump tonight/tomorrow I am fucked

DO

NOT

REDEEM

STOP FUCKING SELLING. RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW!!!!

>yearly lows
Nice

>>51662263
>its just money

FUCK BOBO's I sold my SQQQ at 55 this morning. I fell for the BULL TRAP. FUCK YOU MUMUS YOU FATASS FAKE ASS BULL YOU ARE A COW NOT A BULL!!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Instead of making 16%+ return i only made 10% return........ It's OVER..

NEW BOTTOMS
BETTER SPANK 'EM
>September 27 Tuesday = Rosh Hashanah ends
>September 30 Friday = PCE
>October 4/5 Tues/Weds = Yom Kippur
>November 8 Tuesday = Midterm election

soxl holders you beheem yourselv's

>>51662309
I think you might be fucked

WE BREACHED IT ON SPX

>>51662300
Have there been instances where inverting Cramer didn't work?
Because the track record is impressive so far

>>51662208
do it. Songs will be sang in your honor eternally

Getting pretty tired of all this red. For Christ's sake "priced in" is a meme at this point. This dump is just never going to end at this point. We're going to eventually have one green day and Powel is going to open his whore mouth and with some more fear mongering and we will dump agin for the next three weeks straight.

BUDDY LOOK AT VIX AND COMPANY

>>51662273
>he gives money away for free

well not much i can do, i already sold soxs yesterday. gotta wait for cash to settle and by then it will probably relief rally for real.

WTF THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>51662329
It’s certainly looking that way. Last time I sold when it dumped like this it pumped later that day and I locked in -$600. Kind of don’t want to do that again, but might have to I guess.

it's almost as if no one heard what jerome said. he will not fucking stand for green markets. he's not done until millions are unemployed. he literally said this word for word.

>>51662267
The fuck? Every time you see a marketwide pump in this environment you should be thinking of a short covering rally. You know you only have a few minutes to skim profits before you get BTFO.

>>51662295
>let me just break even
no, why? you need to learn the lesson

Can they just go ahead and close the euro markets for the day so we can rally again.. I'm so sick of those niggers dumping at lunch every day

mfw x20 nasdaq inverse ETF
you guys almost scared me this morning!

UH OH STINKY THE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY 100 SMA LINE HAS BEEN BREACHED ON SPX

>>51662177

I'm in Clearwater and I'm about to get fucked (and not in a good way)

>>51662286
>there are still green tickers

>>51662324
>you were told to hodl YOU WERE TODL

>>51662154
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I'm shorting but this is scary

Thank for this >>51660999 anon. It's really nice. My mood shifted and did a complete 180 since I started playing it.

the economy is strong and the market will recover from this blip as it always has.

the fuckin SPY is literally drilling.
gonna break 360 then really start free falling.

How many of you are just shitposting long term investors and how many of you are degenerate day trading gamblers?

>>51662273
As someone who's just one bad day away from being homeless, you're doing gods work anon. people don't realize how bad it's gotten recently and every little bit helps.

schizos were right once again

mumutards BTFO

I hate women.

REDEEM BHENCHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MOTHER A GROUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!

Why didn't you listen?

>>51662351
Just locked in -$900 today on my $2k position, fuck this gay market.

bros this line that hasnt broke since 2008 is gone

>>51662390
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAA

FUCK BOBOS I CAN'T DO KEEP WATCHING SQQQ GOING UP. IT"S DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shorted the bottom and got rewarded.

>>51662390

>>51662154
Look at this retard

NEW 52 WEEK LOW MADE. BOBROS HOW WE FEELING?

We told you not to buy til Yom Kippur, goyim. We tell the goy what we are going to do ahead of time so we are absolved of karma, and they still fall for our kikery every time anyways

>>51662371
Burry always said that we would reach the COVID lows. You still have lots of opportunity to make quick profit if you either go short or sell and buy back in later.

>>51662390
how does a -5% day sound?

>>51662409
lol baggie called 375 earlier today too

>Tfw larped about buying puts yesterday
Now I wish I had

>>51662419
very cummy on my tummy

>>51662365
Jacksonville here. It's ogre

HOYL FUCKING SHIT MAKE IT STOP

PLEASE BUY THE DIP SIRS

>FRESH LOWS
Mumu’s exuberance was palpable today

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

Y'all fighting DXY like it's Petersburg when it's really Chancellorsville.

>>51662324
go back to /mu/, brown "person"

10y yield new high, poor little guy's hungry for that 4 handle
S&P below mid June lows

>dxy

>>51662215
So they're going to co-opt stablecoins and make non-custodial wallets illegal?

Guys its only Tuesday. imagine the selling as we come to the weekend. ogre. Its quite literally and unironicaqlly OGRE

Hahahahahahhahahah

>>51662273
based
reminds me of the one time i gave $350 to a guy who couldnt afford surgery for his daughter's arm, idk if he was lying or not but I came back to +$11,000 in crypto

>jews on holiday market rallies 2%
>jews back at work next day drill right through 52 week low

Interesting.

>>51662447
What's 4% of 30 trillion? No reason, just curious.

reminder to trust in the bollinger bands

>>51662412
I told the mumus like an hr ago. DXY and 10yr going to fck you up. We tried bearbro. Hate to see it

I warned them. I warned them and they laughed. Go short if you want to live.

Goddamnit I overslept and forgot to buy SPY puts. Maybe I'll buy them anyway

Just like that. No more green days.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOOK AT THAT SQQQ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51662476
>TA fag shitting up the thread

Show yourself

>There's also a hurricane
Oh

I am up 56% on the SQQQ but only 9% on the SRS
I sold DRV too early

>>51662489
>zoomer robinhood gambler

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51662504
I am up 40% on DRV. haha I sold my SQQQ like a little bitch ass mumu

You were warned.

IM TIRED OF LOSING MONEY

i was dooming cause it pumped why did it dump??

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

what the fuck

the village will go hungry

bottom.

the F.E.D. simply MUST pivot now

any SQQQ or SPXS in here?

terrain terrain
pull up

no refunds

Better luck next time

>>51662500
OJbros are blessed by God.

>Why didn't you listen Mumu...

FUCK OFF BOBO!

>>51662540
REK/UUP here
Where is that retard who said the dollar popped?

>Leave my computer for a bit
>Come back
>S&P has shit itself down to a new 52 week low
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS

SPY is down 25% now from its high

also the 50 month average :( its over

if you think it's bad now, wait till vix hits 40

>>51662527
Wonder if he looked twice before crossing the street?

>>51662476
could you explain it then?

Lol even Blackrock is saying it's over. I guess this time it really is over wow.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51662521
don't worry about it too much. I sold my DRV for the same reason you sold seem to have sold SQQQ

>>51662222
>small trucks are needed to carry overweight americans
kek

Bottom wont be till spy hits around 320 - 200

I FUCKING WARNED YOU MUMU LOLOLOL I FUCKING WARNED YOU AND YOU STILL FELL FOR IT LOLOLOL

why is it dumping? I don't mind it if Jerome is pumping my SQQQ bags, but did some new piece of news come out?

why must I always close my telsa puts early? I'd be up 70% by now.

>>51662582
same

lmao, what happened Mumu? Now DJIA and S&P are at 2+ year lows. Nasdaq needs to catch up tho.

>>51662578
>focus on credit
Nah.

>>51662578
>hedgies capitulating
this just means the bottom is close
>no position

literally LITERALLY your last chance to buy the generational once in a lifetime dip

Brian Belski is the ultimate coping bull

KEEP BUYING UVXY PUTS IT WILL GODOWN EVENTUALLY

lol line go down :DDDD

I’m just so happy to hear that normies opened shorts last night and closed them this morning and then bought calls thinking that was it.

>There are people in this general who are probably still buying SOXL today

>Fed: THERE WILL BE PAIN
>bu bu but teh fed MUST PIVOT NOW NOOOOOOOO

>ITS HABBENING

>>51662553
You could have joined us, you had a choice, it was never too late to change course

>>51662608
No.

AAPL below 149 eod

>>51662630
SHUT UP

>>51662540
Even better. All in on various TSLA puts.

>>51662589
that's pretty retarded, even for a permamumu

Sup faggots?

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>51662608
Weird how once in a lifetime happens every week.

this dump is unironically fake and gay would not surprise me if we end +1% green. that housing slowdown is big for mumus

>>51662655
underrated post.

>USD about to break the 145 Yen barrier again
Bros...

LINE IS GOING UP
I REPEAT, THE LINE IS GOING UP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP

using some cash to buy calls right meow

>>51662608
You will NEVER be a woman or have 8 figures
>>51662662
Housing numbers were good you gigaretard

Fucking hell why did I close my shorts on Apple and Teala today, I thought we were getting a mini pump but it's almost over already

>>51662578
Whatever Blackrock says they are publicly doing, they are doing the opposite in secret.

Closing green

>>51662578
>hedgies are just trying to help by telling us what they really think and what their intentions are in the market

>>51662676
Here anon you dropped this

>>51662640

FUCK

AM I TOO LATE FOR XHB PUTS??

>>51662578
extremely bullish

>>51662689
but they know thats what we think- so they are actually right this time. I dont even know anymore... but Cramer was bullish so maybe they are lieing.

Have the big 3 indices ever all closed at 0%? That's what I'm expecting, dubs demand it.

Bearphoria. But no retards asking "how do I buy puts" so we've got roughly one more leg down.

>>51662706
Nevermind.

SPY will never hit ATH again. This is America's Nikkei moment. America is in obvious decline and is about to be surpassed by China. I hope boogerheads understand this.

They didn't trust in shemitah and kikes nuking everything like they have been doing since recorded history of the stock markets

>Stock market crash directly correlated to the amount of bullshit articles talking about fascism
Hmmmmmmm.

>>51662721
I know mechanically how
Just not how to account for Vix/IV and how to time it

>>51662719
Cramer was bearish ytd

>>51662676
Buy the dip sir. Stock great pump. Tight vagene with gains.

>>51662721
it doesn't matter if you're a bull or a bear, there is still a lot of buy high sell low on all sides

If spy doesn't rally to 365 by close I feel like I really beclowned myself today

>>51662721
we will keep dumping until retards like you are nothing but a dried up blood stain on the streets

>>51662734
>is about to be surpassed by China
If you think American stock market is doing bad, you haven't seen China's have you?

>>51662689
Not really they do that becuase they’re a public company who has to disclose what they’re doing like Goldmaan and the SEC would open an investigation if they were out there telling people to hodl or buy when they have massive shorts open... The only faggots that get away with blatant open market manipulation is the faggot ass analysts, private hedge funds and family offices who don’t hold positions

So all of this "spy is gonna break X level and then it's over!!" shit is just insane speculation right? Self fulfilling prophecy? What the fuck is the actual logical reason for these arbitrary levels being dump points? I'm guessing there probably isn't any

SHEMITAH STOP

>>51662740
This reminds me of the video where the guy working for Vice is throwing dildos at the wall to come up with article ideas

>VIX

>>51662642
we know, but they will try any trick in the torah to pump it above

Mmmmmmm. Feelin so comfy. I'm finally getting the hang of this after all these years. I was never worried, not even last night with that neon green. Feels like the first time I finally started to get good at poker. Feels good. Finally get how this game works.

line going up

>>51662762
Blackrock didn't become one of the biggest asset managers in the world by "playing by the rules"

>>51662762
Analysts who don’t hold positions*

>>51662749
And we will moon the second a black dude in a car gets 10k Youtube views for explaining "How you can actually profit from a market decline! Whoa!"

>>51662774
Buy signal

>>51662685
>Housing numbers were good you gigaretard
check house prices and tell me it's not a slowdown little monkey brain

>jews do a small pump and that's enough to convince people to buy
>they pull the rug just a few hours later
I won't blame the jews. the goys are too dumb and easily controlled

>>51662764
people hide their stop losses below prior lows. so once you hit that level you trigger a bunch more sell orders & accelerate

>>51662774
random government intervention and irrational interpretations of data and current events driving nonsensical trends?

>>51662774
Fuck, time to offload

>>51662634
No way. I'm not selling the bottom. Not again.

>>51662768
Yup, and those writers probably get paid more than I do.

>>51662785
That’s what Aladdin is for since it’s AI and it’s algos can’t be considered manipulation

>>51662796
Great so it's just market makers manipulating everything as usual, got it. Fuck all this shit man.

BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

There is nothing bearish happening at all. The only reason people are panicing is because they've watched too much CNBC and doomers on youtube. Economy is strongest it ever been and I'm optimistic about near and far future.

I just can't be super bearish when "everyone" is expecting everything to go to shit, no one can know exactly where the bottom is but I don't think it's too far away

>>51662769
Leading indicator. Shorting it is free money until armageddon.

What the fuck happened? This morning it was almost 2% up and I look again and it's red.

>>51662211
I need the website name to make stuff like this.

Greg bros. ...

>>51662832
The economy has been contracting for the past 2 quarters and will show negative growth for this next quarter.

>>51662837
Because every once in a while what people think is going to happen, and what actually happens, match.

>>51662791
>>51662804
>>51662798

Technical. Bounce. :) I'm gunna go make a smoothie.

>>51662837
I've been saying that for months. I've been "buying when there's blood on the streets" this entire year.

the selling will continue until morale improves

>another crab day
where's the blood

>shitpost

>>51662861
Not a recession.
t. White House

>>51662861
Uh, wrong. Economy and job market is the strongest in the history of the USA. Jest because number went down a little means nothing when you're this good.

It’s hard to explain the superior feeling of just being from florida. When there is a hurricaine coming that feeling of superiority is tripled for some reason.

Shemitah bros, we won
It's gonna dump so hard, mumu won't make a post for around 7 quarters
He won't even post bears because he only thinks line goes up
We truly won

>>51662861
What is the cope gonna be when we have THREE quarter of red GDP data? Last time that happened was 2008

>>51662883
why is it bobos vs mumus why is there no crab

>>51662832
>There is nothing bearish happening at all.
Biden just blew up Nordstrom you idiot

>>51662887
>>51662889

>>51662908
They'll simply redefine what recession means again

364 for just a lil while please, thanks fren

>>51662876
>world economy theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xdzra7fuJc

>>51662915
At least men's warehouse is safe

>>51662908
>Economic numbers come in a few percent low
>Hahahaha it's the end of the fucking world I told you!
Bears are so fucking stupid. See you in a year or two when no one even remembers all of the red this year.

>>51662908
uh, the economy is crashing, that's a good thing here's why (spoiler: it destroys the patriarch and white male employment!)

>>51662837
Don't worry mum, there will eventually be a green day. The record is 12 red days in a row, we're at 7 right now. I'm not *THAT* greedy.

>>51662909
because bobos and mumus fight on the back of the crab, when bobo pushes mumu back, the crab scuttles down, when mumu pushes bobo back, the crab scuttles up, such is the great mythology of the market

It’s anudda’ Shoah

>>51662417
holding vix so I'm making no money

>>51662819
kek thanks. I'm downloading it for future shitposting purposes

>>51662908
>i-it's not a real recession, the "experts" haven't said so

>>51662915
>Biden just blew up Nordstrom
Holy fuck, I know someone who works there. Do you know which location was hit?!

I WAS UP HUNDREDS ON SOXL THIS MORNING
NOW I AM DOWN HUNDREDS
STOP THIS AT ONCE

>>51662915
Oh this is new to me.

Tinnitus sucks, I could make so much more money if I could just wake up earlier

>>51662926
Inb4 "An entire year of GDP isn't a recession goy, our cooked unemployment numbers are too high"

FUCK THIS BITCH
FUCK YOU BIDEN

>>51662946
but on what does the crab stand on anon?

>>51662908
There doesn't need to be a new cope, they already redefined a recession to be "whenever we feel like calling it". It's future-proof.

DXY finally getting bid. There may be a little panic if it really starts breaking above the Sunday night highs.

>>51662951
real recession has never been tried

gonna celebrate today by getting a mcdouble meal and then going to a asian massage parlor

BUDDY NORD STREAM 1 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>51662908
Dunno, and I don't care, not the first crash. Too much melodrama over all of this.

>>51662967
The Yankees won't expect us at 115. Charge, boys, charge!

>>51662915
their clothes are overpriced, deserved it tbqdesu

my td and robinhood accounts are both up 80% bless

>>51662908
>fack check: false

>>51662941
Hi Yellen

>>51662963
the turtle

Dubs decide what I buy.

>>51662858
I shouldn't be laughing

>>51662837
>fear and greed index
back to lebbit basedcuck

>>51662975
I might brave the rain here and go get burgers too, tasty AND comfy

>>51663006
SOXS

>>51662915
How is that a bad news?

>>51662858
the better index is fucking PEGGED to the MAX

>>51662908
Its a transitional period of negative economic growth chud.

>>51662982
It's almost as if the mainstream media needed a new narrative to scare everyone with after the pandemic fizzled out and the war turned out to be another nothingburger

>>51662941
>No one is gonna remember almost an entire year of red

>market bagholds to -25% all year
>panic sells the bottom because ???

>>51662941
you mean by the time everyone kys themselves?

>>51662989
DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKED!

>tfw holding over 1000 soxl shares..

Does anyone here have experience smoking weed every day and then not smoking weed anymore.

>>51662837
>a meteor just crashed into NYC!
>yeah but everyone is bearish on that I'm buying calls

>>51663027
Yeah? Just wait. It'll happen.

>>51663020
What does this even represent?

>>51663048
I'm still in the smoke weed every day phase

>>51663045
You weren't supposed to buy SOXL until SOX goes back over the 200 day moving average. That's gonna be a while

>>51663045
>tfw holding over 1000 soxs shares..

>>51662975
What a fucking Chad

>>51663045
I have beclowned myself, I didn't sell this morning

>>51662941
>he doesn't know about japan
>he thinks economics is a "science"
>he hasn't read a history book since highschool
>he doesn't know the inevitable fate of debasing currency
>he sleeps with a warren buffet body pillow even though Buffet is now bearish on America

>>51662286

Why OIL is still GREEN ?

>>51663048
yea
you'll survive

>>51663020
lmao

>>51663045
Good one, now post yfw they 20:1 reverse-split.

>>51663048
Delta 8
Gets you so high the first couple of times, you instantly want to stop
Then you realize weed is a tool like anything else
You don't take aspirin daily, do you? Well, you shouldn't be smoking weed daily either

>>51662953
Near a Denmark territory island apparently. It's in the catalog somewhere.

>>51663048
Yes. I just took a three week break after smoking pretty much every day for like ten years. Absolutely no noticeable side effects, other than my dreams coming back pretty intensely after about a week. Your experience may vary.

>>51663048
yea its like booze- it sucks first few weeks. If you give your self shit to do and responsibilities it gets easier.

>>51663048
Yeah. Had withdrawals for about a week so I picked up caffeine. Never felt better in my entire life

>>51663074
Nordstream went down

>>51662286
We warned them...

>>51663074
Temporary pump because of the hurricane I guess

>>51663074
OPEC threatened cuts.

>>51663055
>Yeah? Just wait. It'll happen.

364 for a lil while is super reasonable fellas. just a lil while thanks MMs

>>51663058
I smoked weed (potent dabs) every day for a few years nonstop and my withdrawals were so surprisingly mild. Like 2 days of poor sleep, some boredom, and low appetite then youre back to normal

But the thing is the drug just makes you so fucking lazy and content with being lazy
>>51663088
Also like this guy says the dreams are fucking crazy thats a big one everyone has on weed withdrawals
>>51663091
Is caffeine a good replacement for cannabis?

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>>51663081
>You don't take aspirin daily, do you?
I do, /fit/ told me I should to reduce the risk of stroke from my preworkout stimulant mix.

>>51663062
Except by that point anyone buying now will be up bigly. All these rules are so fucking arbitrary if you just plan to buy and hold.

>>51663048
Yeah, it sucks. Get a hobby to keep you busy, or you'll go right back.
>>51663086
>>51663095
Why would brandon attack the pipeline? Media is blaming Russia (obviously)

>>51662363
Where to buy? Is that real?

>>51663006
KNEEPADS

>>51663055
some schizo's market risk index

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMmZwyN_aM

>>51663070
Hahahahahahahaha EVERY TIME someone compares the US economy to Japan and it really gives me a chuckle. How fucking stupid.

>>51663111
>Is caffeine a good replacement for cannabis?
take theanine and some st johns wort to help with anxiety if you want, other than that just chill out and have a beer

>>51663048
Yeah, it sucks, you'll basically keep thinking about getting high all day for a few weeks, so you'll want something to do to keep your mind occupied. The withdraw from weed is just constantly being bored. It's not that bad.

>>51663006
spy 350P 10/18

>>51663119
Dunno, 8D infinite clean energy by forcing eurozone into cold theater 2.0.

No take backsies on the pipe. You oilfags are worse than soýchuggers.

>>51663116
Fellow pseudo ephedrine Chad, I see you.

>>51663146
the fuck is saint johns wort lmao

>>51663118
>Except by that point anyone buying now will be up bigly. All these rules are so fucking arbitrary if you just plan to buy and hold.
Have you considered the possibility we get a repeat of the dot com crash in semiconductors? If you buy "right now" and extrapolate what happens to your SOXL if we keep crashing you will see just how not arbitrary that 200 day moving average really is.
Read this paper: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

>>51663116
Taking aspirin every day can give you a sensitivity to salicylates which are in lots of enjoyable things like fresh beer. Happened to my dad and now he breaks out in hives when he eats or drinks random shit.

Buttcorn

>>51663161
some kind of herb or spice given to us by colonel sanders I think

>>51663134
You won't forget anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

>>51663081
I hear aspirin has cardioprotective properties

Here we go again
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51663111
Worked wonders for me. Caffeine is used in some migraine medicine and that softened the blow. The productivity boost was certainly a fantastic plus.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51663152
I see, so the best way to get over weed withdrawals is just basically keeping your mind busy?

>>51663119
>Why would brandon attack the pipeline?
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1490792461979078662

>>51663174
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

50VOO/50JEPI
i name it plan JOO

>>51663095
*Nordstrom. Spetsnaz stole a bunch of our luxury clothes.

>>51663134
>it's different this time
yeah because there are no corollaries at all
i almost want to call you a paid shill but they would be better at it

Cheeky little 5yr bond auction in 5 minutes

ppt started their shift apparently

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BAKE SLAVE NIGGER

>>51663116
that is going to fuck you over so badly in a few years, for the love of god don't fall for the daily asprin meme

>>51663227
>>51663228
niggers

>>51663174
What's happening? Other cryptos are dumping too

>>51662825
REEEEEEE
HOW DO YOU PICK LEVELS

>>51662504
Fuck me I sold drv in the forties I feel it

>>51663174
buttbort

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>>51663227
>threads both 1 post off
>link posts both 1 post off

>>51663174
lol it did a bart

>>51663204
yep, I used to smoke an ounce a week like a decade ago and just stopped cold turkey after my dealer got raided.

>>51663205
Intredasting. So you really think dark brandon did it, huh? Isn't Germany an ally?