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Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:52:01 2022 No.51659229 [Reply] [Original]

Many newfags on /biz/ always ask "how do I become rich"
Just follow this 10 steps to become a millionaire, 100 % success rate.
10 commandments
to become official millionare
1. have patience
2. trust the process
3. have faith in project
4. believe the impossible
5. work together
6. stay positive
7. never fear fud
8. stay strong always
9. positive vibes only
10. stay diamond hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:20:08 2022 No.51659601 File: 48 KB, 640x478, 1655120512871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51659229 Fuck off oprah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:33:29 2022 No.51659805 >>51659229 11. in case you ever doubt: wait 14 more days

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:35:14 2022 No.51659831 >>51659229 you could just have said "buy and hold my worthless bags"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:09:58 2022 No.51661240 >>51659229 1. pretend to know how this meme market works 2. lure idiots in with vague advices 3. sell them your bag or make them pay for your subscriptions

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:17:11 2022 No.51661344
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>>51659229
the entire point of /biz is to get rich
1. quickly
2. without working
3. jump to the next scam that pumps
4. pull out before the rugpull
5. shill the scam you're invested in
6. expose scammers and shills

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:18:14 2022 No.51661361 File: 267 KB, 736x721, check_em.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To become a trillionaire; however, >lie >steal >kill Satisfaction guaranteed or go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:19:05 2022 No.51661372 >>51659229 NEWFAG >>51661344 THIS is how biz works

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:21:09 2022 No.51661395 >>51659229 >10. stay diamond hands doesnt always worked. i diamond handed down 95%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:22:53 2022 No.51661426 >>51659601 LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:23:22 2022 No.51661437 File: 3.34 MB, 640x358, 1642048276401.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51661395 It will work. Just dh up again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:23:29 2022 No.51661439 File: 1.49 MB, 600x354, R8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51659601

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