/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm not ready.

>>51658476
first for fuck bears(until novembear)

I might have beclowned myself no cap ong fr

Yields...

>>51658498
your id color is your portfolio earnings for the day

Are all these faggot bull shills working for biden? Or are they actually retarded and have no clue what these ultra rallies signal.

>2 year at 4.2%
Lmao. Looking forward to locking in some juicy returns on 30 years soon. I'm hoping the fed keeps doing in rates. I don't see how just 4.6% target Is enough to break inflation. I'm looking forward to 7-8%.

>>51658498
It is still septembear. If we break and hold above 3743 on 15m I will change my tune. This is just a goyshow revstrat.

Happy New Year!

>>51658524
oh no, I forgot that was today

>>51657830
on a scale of gorilla-nigger-glorified-newsfeed to Wolf of Wallstreet insider info, how good is Fidelity?

>>51658503
I MAY BE... HOOKED

>Futures

>>51658532
It was yesterday, but I wasn't here yesterday, so I'm saying it today.

>>51658512
I don't care about charts. I see something cheap, I buy. Simple as. Some bears are saying that we should sell, but to me it's not logical. Why would I sell something that I consider so cheap that I want to buy it? And the lower the market, goes, the more I want to buy, not sell.

>>51658543
yeah but the day after is when it always crashes

TYO or TMV?

>>51658542
He's gonna dump this market so fucking hard

34 minutes to go. Do we get rekt or not from this?

>>51658533
Unironically going belly up after the shit hits the fan.

So why are we green today? Just because? This market makes no sense. It's all gambling.

>>51658511
Rolling for bright neon dildo green

Crypto is pumping and we're oversold so market will pump today

spy $375 calls and TSLA $300 calls

>>51658543
You're such a jew. We pump and dump the same day or dump on Friday like a planned

>Fed's Powell: There's a real need for more appropriate regulation on decentralised finance

>>51658555
there will be pain

>>51658542
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>51658524
Did you get any good inside info from the rabbi yesterday while you were gone?

>>51658560
I'm more concerned about all the housing data.

>>51658587
>There coming for the cryptofags
and that's a good thing

What is saving the pound? If memory serves me correctly, all the bank of England did when they put out their statement was say, we will not hesitate to rase rates, while refusing to raise rates.

How do I calculate the expected return of, for example, the SPY in 2010? I need it in order to understand the formula for equity risk premium

>>51658587
but then gary gensler cant play kingmaker

>>51658602
These times are all wrong.

>>51658576
The bitcoins have been my favorite dog with wagging tail indicators lately. The crypto markets know what the other markets are going to do before they do. It's quite fascinating really. If more people were to notice this we would have to do something to get the crypto markets shut down.

>>51658476
We're about to witness the fakest, gayest pump it the year. I hope you don't fall for this obvious bull trap.
We're going to pump today and tomorrow because retailers and TAs think we're double bottoming but it's just a relief rally that will have no legs.
On Thursday once GDP comes out we'll go back to the downward trend just as scheduled.
If the report is good it'll give the Fed credibility to keep doing what they are doing and if it's bad it's a recession.
You're fucked. Just enjoy today and tomorrow because it'll be red wojaks again from then on until November. Just slowly bleeding away your money towards my account like this month.

>>51658542
Why didn't you listen him, /biz/?

>>51658620
Yeah I'm stuck on the faggot coast.

>>51658602
it'll be bad, right, r-right, RIGHT??

Futures are green

the truth is we'll crab at this key level for days until we finally break down

>>51658569
Samsies!

Wheres my coke friend?

>>51658630
fag coast swag coast

>>51658542
>Me when I realized he wasn't bullshitting

what did the fed say

God damn we might see 2% before open. Does that mean today is the day?

>>51658662
Buy the dip, were going to the moon!

>>51658662
He basically said "we need to regulate crypto" and then walked off.

>>51658524
>Sh sh sh sh SHEMITAH!
I didn't know you were a Shemitah enjoooooyer baggler?

>>51658662
every US citizen is to be literally liquidated and turned into human bullion

>>51658669
Take that statement back right now, and enough with the antisemitism

>>51658683
>every US citizen is to be literally liquidated
I wouldnt put it past our government literally enslaving the whole population a la china to use as collateral for some world bank stimmies

>>51658685
What makes you think that you're on Jewish side? Because you think that you're contrarian by shorting? There normies on reddit posting their short positions made with their life savings right now.

Break you damn bucks. Go down and stay down.

You think M&M sales are going to be up because everybody has been purchasing them to put on their cock so they can have a girl eat them off the cock?

>>51658708
I'm just clowning around. I have both long and short positions, as well as crab positions

>>51658616
it would be good for crypto if the sec actually wrote regulations
they currently are not writing rules. They are inviting people to come talk to them. So what happens is, a bank goes asking permission to issue a BTC bond, gary says "no". Or worse, they say "yes", but only because you wear a nice suit and have buddies at the agency
its good that people are issuing crypto shit without asking the sec. It would also be good if the sec wrote rules that apply to everybody. It would not be good if the sec got what it wants, which is that there are no public rules and people have to go to them and get special dispensations for everything

>>51657947
>Your shortsighted cynicism will be your downfall.
>t. down 60% YTD and doesn't understand why

>checks notes. Nope, SPY hasn't crossed above the 200 day moving average yet.
You are still all in cash right anon?
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

>futes

The algos have arrived.

>>51658476
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked are my my puts

Powell is talking today and he's probably going to reiterate what the fomc report says like a volker-lite

>>51658803
I think he's talking about crypto today and he's talking after hours. The more interesting stuff is the july data that is being released.

Fuck you, Bobo.

How long until housing data comes out?

>>51658826
What time data? 8 mins I'm guessing?

>>51658830

I put too much sugar in my coffee.

>>51658830
>>51658845
Now that's a version of Enemy at the Gates i'd be down for

>>51658853
I put too little sugar in my coffee

>>51658786
I'm going to do some of that buying to open on the SPY call options. This is a great opportunity to use the bounce to all in on short dated out of the money call options. Your options will clear way way way before the live meow meets the apex of the jump.

>>51658845
>war face

>>51658826
My puts are gonna die holy shit, I need lifeboats fats for this futures pump

>the great shitma happening of 2022
>overwhelmingly bearish retail traders lose the most money on put options in any one week trading period in stock exchange history as SPY pumps over 10% from 360 to 400 in 4 days

I'm Bobo and I bought long contracts.

The pump was obvious. The dump will be too.

>>51658883
>puts at support
/smg/ does it again

>>51658888
>quads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SHORTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51658883
>net account value
average bobo lol

>>51658888
What if you just sit on cash and wait for FED to stop hiking?

>>51658888
checked and retail baggies rekt

>>51658853
I had a restaurant job in college that had some breakfast shifts. It absolutely amazed me how much sugar some animals put in their coffee. I thought two packets was the absolute max. But people regularly went through all 14 in the little box holder thing before their coffee had been filled twice.

>>51658680
all 4ch namequeers are people of holocaust descent

>>51658883
Another potential casuality to options gambling. At least it's just 4 figures.

>>51658909
the market is forward looking, when its clear that the hikes are over the market will already have shot up. Same way it shoots up at the vaguest positive CPI sign

>>51658476

So, basically the alcoholic Dima just said that they will use nukes on Ukraine and urges NATO to stay away in that event.

But, of course, you continue to buy shitcoins and meme stocks.

Fucking imbeciles.

are we actually "healing"?

>>51658940
Well, no point in timing it, but to me it seems it's still too early to buy, when FED is still going to be hiking for months.

>>51658909
Then you will probably be late to the party.

>>51658929
I feel so much better for your lose anon

Pic unrelated

>>51658940
Yup, that's why you can't time the market. Everyone tries to be early, which means it's not possible to know where the real bottom is, because people anticipate things months / years ahead of time.

>>51658921
Dude go check out the cereal aisles at a food store. It's all sugar and grain condensed into a crunchy food. People actually feed their kids that trash. And we all wonder why the US is so unhealthy. Nonstop goyslop and they cheer for it. Some rural retard I work with sneered at me when I mentioned kale. Same guy who has high blood pressure and took one dose of pfizer so not my problem retard.

>>51658929
That’s 5 figs anon. I think we all now understood why that happened. I hate to tell you but you are tarded

If we pump today, why was there no notable volume spike near the "bottom" in most stocks the past two days?

>>51658544
Because your idea of what is cheap and what is overinflated has been completely warped by the fact that we've been in a massive bubble for over a decade and even if these "cheap" stocks you're buying up do ever rebound it may be 20+ years for many of them to reach just reach positive returns. 30 years from now sure you have about a 80% chance of seeing some positive returns but they probably won't even be enough to beat inflation. Better to cash out and put some of the cash into daytrading 3x bear shares or try to make quick profit off bear rallies while you wait for the bottom 9-24 months from now.

>>51658949
We are taking revenge.

>>51658866
Wanna fuck?

>>51658680
You didnt know baggie was one of the chosen?

>>51658957
That's not my loss. I never touched gambling. I simply save loss-porn that other anons post.

>>51658830
it's not our fault you lost money, it's your fault for not listening to us

>>51658954
Last bull run lasted for how many years?

>>51658976
Because it's not the bottom

>everyone posting 340 spy weeklies and shit with their 4 fig robinhood portfolios literally predicting nuclear holocaust

The meltup will be glorious

all in on calls at open?

>>51658734
Nutella is way better and you should try it with gookfu if she ever comes back to you

Where’s the hoousing data

>>51658909
Wait for SPY to get above the 200 day simple moving average then go all in

does anyone know of a good documentary on the World Economic Forum? One that isn't too schizo or biased if possible.

>this premarket scam pump
guess i'll buy some puts at the open

>>51658944
Nukes would be useless in ukraine. They have already decentralized their command and supply lines. Nukes do very little against entrenched soldiers, they are for taking out supply centers, industrial centers, masses of troops in bases, and command infrastructure at the beginning.

I am also bobo but nuke thesis is retarded. The nukes are a threat to the west, not actually useful in ukraine.

>>51658975
Nah I think I'm pretty good at evaluating the value. Thanks for consideration, although the motivation behind it is doubious.

>>51658940
but the last time cpi was vaguely positive it dumped 4%

>>51658929
You can put that in your Web3™ Crypto Wallet®

>>51658883
This is why i don't mess around with options.

>>51659009
WEF is a meme dude. It's ted talk for billionaires and politicans. Anyone who says it's more than that Is a schizo.

>>51658984
>chosen
That is one way or putting it. Hey baggot where is Joseph's tribe? Why do only the "Judahites" remain? Where is my nigga Naphtali and Dan at? How come you J boys don't even know?

>>51659011
it's been down 5 days straight, you might see a green/crab day.

Is the bear market in the room with us right now?

>>51658969
I was more just surprised. I really had never even considered putting more than 2 sugars in one coffee, and even then, doing it made me feel like a little kid. It was incredibly common for people to put 7 or 8 sugars in one 10oz cup of coffee. Blew my mind.

>>51659030
No it didn't. It pumped in July on good news. After that it was flat which was decent until fed said panic. Then this next one spend up a bit again.

>>51658999
>>51658888
You got trips and quads right in a row. Now I'm buying calls this morning for sure

>>51659023
The Russians know they arent fighting the Ukrainian army they're really fighting nato. In which case nukes get factored in since its no longer a regional war between two slav countries and the nato controlled army is 50km from your border in some cases.

>>51659037
I think that's being a bit too reductionist. Nowhere else is there a meeting of so many of the most powerful people on earth, there has to be more going on there than that.

>>51659037
Found the edomite

>>51659049
it might end up being a green day, but i'm expecting an opening correction within the first minute to make a quick 5% or so

what did the fed actually say?

Ahem. WHERE IS THE HOUSING DATA NIGGERS

WHEN DOES THE HOUSING DATA COME OUT

>>51659095
>>51659097
housingmind

>>51658909
All the other replies to your post have been permabulls. I don't consider myself a permabear I try to have a realistic outlook. I don't think the stock market will make a quick rebound, this isn't going to be like 2020. You'll probably not miss a ton of profit if you mis-time the general bottom by even a month. look at your charts for the dot com crash. this is a lot of people's first crash since getting into stocks on /biz/ and they seriously think we'll just hit bottom one day and then rocket back up to near or above where we were like with 2020

>>51659057
>pumped in July
>Good news
>Less bad news

>>51659072
Imagine if all the oligarchs and central bankers etc. got together and got huge amounts of control over the way the global economy works through international finance and the eurodollar, then imagine they mismanaged that system to the point where they really needed to overhaul it but do it in a way that they kept power and control over the centralized global financial system. That's the WEF and great reset in a nutshell. Sprinkle in some hegelian dialectic with covid and the recession and then offer all the broke people a way out if they just trust the plan.

>>51659067

What NATO, retard? It provides only weapons and intelligence, just like fucking russia to Hesbolah and what not.

>>51659067
It's just saber rattling to keep nato from getting more involved. It is still very much a regional war, even within ukraine. The only way it gets hotter is if China somehow joined in after the party congress. I doubt it but they did do that in Korea.

>>51659095
>>51659097
it's best you dont look bros...

>>51659090
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Fed say?
Brrr-brrr-brrr-brrr-brrbrrbrr

why are burgers kvetching about the UK finally fixing their economy? its like they want every country to copy their stupid ass rate hike bullshit, so everyone suffers

>>51658996
Past performance and all that.
Meltup guy says we boom then bust.

>>51659061
I had a dream last night. QQQ is going up 5% today.

>>51659085
The only opening correction will be the massive green dildo as bears run to panic close their puts

>>51658533
As broker, its large so no robinhood shenanigans. Margin requirements are fairly high though. I use them, never had any issues.

>>51659112
"We have penetrated the cabinets of most world leaders", and " we have captured democratic governance"
-Klaus Schwab

Goddamn it I'm overleveraged in puts again. I never learn

>>51659129
They do want everyone to suffer.

>>51658533
They don't do payment for order flow. Maybe the only broker that doesn't. So if you don't like PFOF then it's a good place to be

>>51659112
I just find it super fucked up how this is all done behind closed doors by unelected billionaires, meddling in the politics of countries around the world. That shouldn't be allowed to happen, especially since the vast majority of people don't even know it's happening.

I reckon smart money is going to use this pump to reduce their positions.

>Can you hear me, Mumu? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this meme, this dip, this "new normal", whatever you want to call it. I can't stand the fake and gay market any longer. It's the smell, the bull shit. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your GME and SOXL stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of this market. I must get free of this circle jerk and in your portfolio is the key, my key. Once this meme market is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need you to sell mumu. I have to crash this market, and you have to capitulate. You're going to sell now or you're going to get liquidated.

>>51659114
>What NATO, retard? It provides only weapons and intelligence, just like fucking russia to Hesbolah and what not.
yeah they only provide the 2 most important things in modern warfare. BRICS shitters BTFO

>>51658626
I can wait until November for my gains.

>>51659025
Okay, I hope it works out well for you

>>51659116
I dont see it where is it I may be autistic

Anybody who lost money shorting the bottom yesterday is an actual clown. The dollar went up 3% in two fucking days. The probability of it going up more than that was literally the chance of earth getting hit by a meteor. But no, perma bear retard retail trades based on their fee fees

>I FEEL like it’s the apocalypse bro!! It’s 2008 bro!!

Meanwhile every retard retail trader is full on puts LOL.

>>51659129
It's not burgers at large, it's leftists that hate the Torys in general and Liz Truss in particular. Her budget package will fix supply issues instead of suppressing demand and further stagnating England and leftists hate it when a country outdoes its peers and they really hate it when England does it since leftist globalist scum have a vested interest in seeing Brexit fail

>>51659109
In the next 6 months we will get to see a +10% day when the fed announces we tamed inflation and that they are reducing rates

We will see a +5% day when russian/Ukraine war ends.

Bears are so fucked. Get ready for the 3 month Santa rally niggers. Thnx for donating your life savings to jews by buying puts on robinhood. Jpow wanted pain and he is about to get it

>>51659168
There were several fake yous here yesterday while you were enjoying your time scheming at plotting with rabbi at temple

>>51659109
True, it crashed from around autumn of 2000 till somewhere into 2003 even with some rallys along the way.

>>51659189
I wasn't here yesterday. I was recovering from celebrating the new year.

>>51659188
I support this statement.

When will it be back at ATH if you had to place a bet?

>>51658734
Peanut butter would be better.

All the people who sold 2 weeks ago are going to miss out on one of the greenest days of the whole year.

>>51659171
I love this. Thanks for fixing the grammatical error from the previous post

>>51659158
That's the magic of every uneducated idiot being given the right to vote. Why do you think politics has become name calling with no policy discussion? Why do you think we're busy worrying about whether or not someone grabbed a woman's ass 11 years ago and yet hear nothing about the $X billion dollars we just allocated to some NGO in kerplakistan who is fighting for gay marriage or some shit? Why do we care so much about going green in the west when china and india are the ones doing the most damage to the environment? It's all about control of the global economy and consolidating economic power into ever growing monopolies and trusts that bankroll both sides of every election.

>>51659205
2032

what we buying today calls or puts?

>>51659205
Sometime next year or the year after that

>>51659002
>>51659206
I'm not putting anything that looks like shit on my dick.

>>51659221
Either or both depends on the charts. Would be nice to have a call day for a change

>>51659212
It's all so tiresome.

>>51659171

>>51659182
You're the clown. You're slurping a dip because you don't understand interest rates.

>>51658648
Bro on that Obama phone frfr on god

>>51659227
>Baggler a Jew
>Gookfu (not a Jew)
>Jewish lineage dies with baggot
Nice

>>51659168
>jew says to reduce position on this pump

I was gonna take some profits on my calls today but now I think I'll just buy more calls and hold them all.. I can't believe /smg/ literally sold the 52 week low and then bought puts at the 52 week low

Hahahhahahahhahahahaha

>>51659225
You're going to have to wait until after Trump wins the 2024 election for new ATHs. This bear market rally isn't going to last, and the bottom is lower.

>>51658648
>96 tabs
NGMI.

So /smg/. What's the next step in your master plan?

>>51659269
lose the rest of my money

crab day to fuck everyone.

I hate non critical thinking brainwashed establishment propaganda regurgitating NPC leftists so fucking much it's unreal bros...

AAAAAAAAA STOP THE POOPOOIIIIIIIIIING I AM PEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>51659253

Exactly how high do you think interest rates or the dollar are going to go before pricing in the full and maximum terminal rate, retard boy? We’re in October and hikes end in December. Historically the dollar and yields ALWAYS drop after pricing in the max terminal rate. “Interest rates” like you even knew what a bond was 6 months ago, faggy permabear

>>51659269
DCA desu senpai

>>51659269
type random letters into the search bar until I find something I like

>>51659188
>all this cope

>>51658909
Literally me. It’s been surreal watching bulls and bears get shredded all year on every instrument while I’m sitting on a big pile of dollars that just never heckin stop pumping

kek, bobos are trying so hard not to let the shit and piss index pump, everytime we knock our head against the local high

>>51659188
Those will just be bear rallies anon, unless the fed starts printing money again those will just slump back to dumping and lose all gains within a month. You permabulls come in here euphoric and posting like this every time futures are green or we have the smallest pump saying stupid shit like "that was the bottom" or "we'll never be red again" ect and then you leave or get dead silent the second things are red yet you come in here and seriously think you understand everything going on and can make any real prediction? at least (most) of the bobos aren't sitting around saying retard shit like "we're going to zero" or "we'll never be green again" You're both annoying but you bulls are legitimately braindamaged

>>51659268
And he has no idea where the music is coming from

>>51659269
Probably going back in next year after JPow does his last rate hike. I got my money out of energy cause I got spooked on Friday

>>51659268
>>51659303

>>51659269
Make back the $50k I lost the right way

>>51659269
VOO $331

>>51659171
lol

>>51659296
Ye, especially if you made big gains from the past bull market. Just wait out the rate hikes and then get back in. I'm more interested to know what stocks and instruments would be the best once we are out of the recession tho.

>>51659284
consumer confidence comes out in an hour, lets find out just how high it can go.

I went to get a haircut yesterday and literally couldn't find a parking space in the entire stripmall because it was so full of consooomers.

here come the dump

>>51659261
jewish women prefer black men. it's not baggots fault.

>>51659337
I'm ready

>>51659337
I tried to warn you. New Home Sales data in 1 hour.

>>51659269
I don't know. I just find large buy-to-open orders on bullish/bearish charts, and follow the trades.

>>51659269
Investing in more public storage companies. People will be need them to live in soon.

>>51659326
>okay with buying at $397
>won't buy at 52 week low that is recovering at $335 because his random autism chart says to wait for $331

Don't really get it but atleast you have a plan and some discipline

housing index is at -0.8%

>>51658512
a bull market reflects in no way on biden, the administration has done nothing but fight against it. do you realize that the COVID state of emergency has not been rescinded and because of that the white house is keeping ports shut down or operating at minimum capacity? biden is literally not allow the US to import goods, driving prices everywhere sky high.
if we have a bull market it will be in spite of biden not because of him

>>51658511
sweet

Why is natural gas tanking?

>>51659072
>Nowhere else
Yeah there is retard. Davos, Jackson hole, and some euro ones too. They meet all over and chat. Right now there is one in NY. Seeking alpha. Politicians and billionaires meeting up to chat.

Wef is just where they get together and talk about meme discussions that are about current events.

NOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING REDDIT BROS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN A DEPRESSION SELL HARDER REDDIT BROS SELL SELL SELL

>>51659355
I would be down to live in a public storage facility if they put in community showers and bathrooms. And if the other people living there weren't violent drug addicts.

>>51659352
yeah for july, that shit is gonna be green still. I didn't notice any actual slump at least locally until August

>>51659376
Dunno but gas storage in Germany is 90% full. Momentum might only pick up when Winter is actually cold as fuck

What's happening to the price?

>>51659376
because you can only get it with a Tanker!

>>51659344
>Future half black Jews
>Goddamn goobacks

>>51659376

>>51659376
Nord stream pipeline sabotage should make it go up no?

>>51659363
Mildly bullish. Wish it was like -3%

>>51659424

>>51659171
why don't they make movies like this anymore?

>>51659011
If you insist on being a degenerate gambler then you would be wise to at least wait and watch.

>>51659298
Id like to knock my head against her local high... and bottom. If you cognate my syntax.

>>51659424
There are thousands of variables to natgas price. You're focusing only on one of them

>>51659424
It went up after that, but it just started tanking a lil bit ago

>>51659345
Is that Dahvie Vanity's pedo ass?

>>51658512
Biden isnt even working for Biden

>>51659171
Just go to sleep and it will all be over soon.

>>51659436
They cut their dicks off. Idk why look it up.. its horrifying.

Also some of you faggots were talking about hazelgoy chocolate syrupslop

Is this a scam? I just got an email for it and it showed up in Test Flight. Should I install it bros?

Folks here are exchanging their dollars in savings for the local dinar. Literally selling low and buying high. If /smg/ was a country it would be this one.

>>51659424
Nord pipeline has been shutdown since Sept 2.. it's not even being used.. you niggers are literally retarded

>>51659413
you want chicken sandwich?

let's poop, everypoony

>>51659227
You've never had shit on your dick? It's not that weird. Just tell me when the dump is. I'm not a pro surfer I just like to get on at the top and ride it down.

Bond rates will go through the roof after today.

>>51658648
this guy trades using robinhood and webull retail news flows and keeps going on about "overlays" whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean

>>51659463
>anon cant read nutrients labels
Your pic isnt a revelation

>>51659396
>community showers and bathrooms
That would mean raising the price. I have heard of people illegally living in them.

>>51659470
and nord2 was never even in use, NatGas is going to tank because people are looking for alternatives like CleanCoal™ after being retarded and shutting down their nuke plants

>>51659463
mmm delicious goypaste I see.

>>51659359
it's a framework, not a strict plan. last time i bought was 6/16 at around voo $336

Where are all the Bulls? We are finally at the Dead cat even/gap fill and they are quite? Have they been beaten into capitulation.

>>51658909
>What if you just sit on cash and wait for FED to stop hiking?
you would be outperforming the SP500 and most hedge funds all year by a large margin. not bad

>>51658513
don't confuse yield with rate. the coupon on those notes will always be below inflation; if you pay par you always lose.
but even if you buy a depressed note at a yield of 8% there is no guarantee that inflation won't just run even hotter in the future. the price will drop even further on that note, and if you sell it maybe you'll be giving someone else a yield of 12%.
also don't confuse those YoY CPI numbers you keep seeing with the 12-month or with the actual price level... probably you aren't but someone else reading this might interpret wrong.
the 4.6% target rate will stress-test the government to its limit. because keynesians believe govt spending is a large chunk of GDP, production, they also believe in a multiplier effect for slowing consumer spending overall. it's not as simple as "8.3 is bigger than 4.6" because they expect that 12-month index number to come crashing down into negatives before they ever move away from 4.5-4.6% and back to easing. YoY can potentially stay high but the headlines will report negative CPI changes month to month as if it's a win.

>>51659495
honestly this whole fucking world is so retarded right now, the collapse of western civilization will end up being bullish and we'll hit a new ATH this christmas for no fucking reason at all and people will be saying "it was priced in"

>>51659465
>Muh decentralized web exploration
>Muh dapp access
>Muh total control
Do cryptofags really believe this stuff? The goys will really fall for anything we say won't they?

>>51659511
>and most hedge funds
That can't be right.

>>51659470
>The market is not forward thinking now.

Damn, some real silly finance wiz's here.

>>51659463
Do goyim really coat their non-Kosher cocks in goyslop and get their goyfus to lick it off?

>>51659509
i bought yesterday and also last week

>>51659471
I'll take a mcrib sandwich jew

>>51659526
you're right, you wont be getting bailouts and market freezes to save your cash

futes nosediving

>half of /smg/ puts sugar paste on their dick before they fuck their fat girlfriend/wife

Bet her pussy perpetually stinks and she gets UTIs all the time.. hot...

>>51659470
Yeah, but being sabotaged and needing repairs is even worse than the status of functional but not currently being used.

To the fucking moon

>>51659205
between 2026 and 2030

>>51659396
Pro tip: Find a condo complex with detached garages and try different garages until you find one that is unlocked (it won't take long). Check in it and see if it's empty (it probably will be). There's your new house. Why does this work? Easy, lots of condo owners rent their condos out and lots of condos are bought and sold constantly so what happens is the original owners lose track of who owns which garage eventually a lot of the garages are abandoned and anybody can just claim it. But what about the garage being mentioned on the condo deed? That's the thing, garages that are detached in condo complexes are separate and are not on the condo deed. You're welcome

>>51659526
it is. the average hedge fund is down -15% YTD

>>51659538
1 chicken sandwich

When even that gay stock SIGA is green it's time to face it Bobo your about to get your pants pulled down and poxxed to the max.

>>51659548
>the average year 2 midterms vs the chad Super Shmita

>>51659553
Extra chop house aoli please

>>51659269
>wait on the sidelines
>maybe buy ze dip in january-march
>wait until volatility settles down to short it (you don't want to short volatility if backwardation remains strong)

>>51658534
Someone post the pasta.

>>51659575
...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>51658602
Sauce?

short sighted bulls. you better take the green while you can mumu. lil thing call bull trap

are we winning?

We are entering the biggest recession in history. Billions will be jobless. Millions will starve. The streets will flow with blood.

SPY was 340 precovid. The amount of USD in circulation doubled. Fair value of SPY is 680 now. Simple math bear niggers.

>>51658512
Die you anti-American pos

>>51659509
I don't understand the capitulation. Why would anyone sell when stuff is oversold to hell?

Im not even buying options
Look at those straight vertical downs

>>51659608

>>51659608
we've been in a recession for a hot minute, retard.
just look at the data from '08 and apply that to current year. they just arent freaking out about it because shit would be hitting the fan even harder.

>>51659636
Imagine a nice big fan like the one in Half-Life and you just drop a nice poop into it. mmmm imagine the smell

>>51659610
>SPY was 340 precovid. The amount of USD in circulation doubled. Fair value of SPY is 680 now.
Anon. I don't think you understand how inflation works.

>>51659649
he kinda gets the overall picture though...

>>51659616
Does being anti-Biden or being anti-line-go-up make one anti-American?

buy when others are fearful, etc etc

>>51659608
meds

>>51659582
Thank you, Chad.

I too bought the dip yesterday, I am now taking profits
UK bonds just took a big hit, causing rippling sell off in debt market
Yen, pound, both under pressure, creating upward move on dollar
Perhaps I am selling too early
but I am happy taking my 5% profits on this overnight rally

>>51659648
mmmmmmm smells like rotting corpses and niggers

countdown started

The 10yr is doing that thing again

EVERYTHING IS BRIGHT GREEN. IT"S OVER..........

>SWEDISH NATIONAL SEISMOLOGY CENTRE: MEASUREMENT STATIONS IN SWEDEN AND DENMARK REGISTERED POWERFUL SUBSEA BLASTS IN AREAS OF NORD STREAM GAS LEAKS ON MONDAY -SWEDISH BROADCASTER SVT
Biden on if there is a Russian invasion:
>There will no longer be a Nord Stream 2. We will bring an end to it
But how will you do that exactly since the project and control of the project is within Germany's control?
>We will, I promise you we'll be able to do it

>>51659582
What in the fuck is this from? Is there a vid somewhere?

>>51659669
never bet against America

>>51659694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>51659694
Newfags get the FUCK out

>>51659621

Quick! Someone give me some penny stocks to gamble on!

>>51659694
how do people still not know this shit by now?

>>51659649
I think I understand inflation pretty well
>have tens of trillions of dollars of debt
>print tens of trillions of dollars of debt to pay your debt payments to yourself
>numbers go up

Change is going away. Hell even paper money is going away. The future will be all digital transactions of good goy points for wage slaving and minimum wage will be $50/hr in my lifetime. Mannarino was right only about inflation being intentional and here to stay forever. He was wrong about it being the end of the world. Consoomers haven't even noticed inflation they just consoom while just reevaluate rent prices and goy factory worker pay rates to stabilize everything back to the poors living check to check with no savings

>>51659674
>>51659686
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-dollar-jumps-as-the-uk-bond-market-bleeds-again-20220927/

>>51659610
if every literal cent went into buying spy then yeah, but that's not how it works

>>51659692
Now ze Germans can't wussie out over winter like they was probably planning to do

>>51659470
You are a retard and don't understand why

* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the fuck was that?

>>51659724
>Consoomers haven't even noticed inflation
Dunno about burgerland, but it's not so where I live. I myself stopped buying some shit.

what the fuck.
was that?

>>51659749
>06:30:00
nice

>>51659739
It wouldn't need every cent, just the same percentage pre and post printing to go into it

>>51659687
Just the Dead Kitty cat before the Oct collapse after Middies

>>51659772
>>51659772
>>51659772
NEW
>>51659772
>>51659772
>>51659772
NEW

>>51659721
Thats a lot of words

>>51659722
Its only up from here baby

>>51659776
Too soon bro

>>51659786
Bobos BTFO

>>51659723
newfag tourists and redditors

>>51659582
>me everyday when SPY moves 0.1%

>>51658543
Hey bags. Hope your Rosh Hashana was bacon-wrapped. Big sin-transferance plans for Yom kip?

>>51659183
>will fix supply issues
by devaluing their currency? kek

>>51660086
All currencies are devaluing compared to the USD right now and what happened to the pound was an irrational overreaction which will be corrected by more rational market participants

>>51659717
Kek thanks buddy. I only remembered the one where they guy is like "the 72s are selling!" I know a guy who talks like this.
>>51659718
No
>>51659723
>>51659857
>muh neefag redditors
I lived that fucking crash zoomer. Just never seen that particular video. Keep seething.

>>51660194
>muh rational markets
but wait, I thought leftists were to blame??!?!?
you people are retarded schizos kek

>>51660352
I didn't say rational markets I said rational participants. Leftist smooth brains like yourself sold so now it's time to buy for an easy swing trade. Thanks for the free money dipshit