/biz/ - Business & Finance

am new to stocks
what buy?

>>51656190
Buy SPY every week and retire when you're 60

>>51656205
but if i retired i'd be re-tired hahaha

>>51656179
NNDM kikes with boat loads of money that are going to start making news to pump and dump, sooner you get in most likely you are going to catch the ride

>>51656205
Kms

>>51656190
Anything. The Biden bull is going to bring generational wealth from the blood of seething chud MAGA shorts.
Just so you are in the know. Biden is also known as the "Harbinger of the Meltup". A fabled mythic hero in Wall St. lore.

>>51656190
SOXL

Dubs for SOXL

>>51656228
is this an ai image for ants?

America has 3 more years left tops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYN4t1oJ2E

>>51656239
three months you mean
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIeoWMAZTtk

Futas looking gooda

What’s a weeb?

What's with euros? Didn't the Boe say they're gonna hike? Figured they'd be plummeting

>>51656309
>euros
>BOE
anon...

>>51656253
What if we sacrifice whats left of the middle east too? sure that would buy us a little more time?

>>51656212
booooooo

>>51656316
England's up, the Nordstream is gonna crush under sea pressure, euro is down to atls, but they're pumping? I guess I can't see alternatives for their money but goddamn it's weird

>>51656224
KEK

>>51656224
i dont think wall street gives a shit about biden unless he's passing more bills that give out free money to certain industries, like CHIPS or Inflation reduction act

>>51656224
>"Harbinger of the Meltup"
wouldnt that mean he is melting the economic milkshake? wouldnt that be a bad thing?

>>51656386
>i dont think wall street gives a shit about biden

are you retarded?

>>51656224
the maga chuds would hate that

When is the next COVID booster shot purchase scheduled? Should I buy pfizer or moderna or both?

bobros... i dont feel too good...

>futes pumping after we held key support
are you ready /smiggers/

Crypto actually killed gold today. This is the end of shiny rocks forever. It's now the most memetic internet points

why are futures pumping

>Futures neon green
Bros wtf I missed the bottom again

I've been gone on vacation

What the hell happened and why are futures pumping when currencies are crumbling?

for the greedy bears, you're looking at a winter of severe losses and debt for yourselves, your families, and the bankruptcy lawyers you will soon overwhelm.

>>51656467
i sold everything and waited for moves, i know this fucking market is fake and fucking gay.
i could lietrally take towads the fukcing moon on the worst depression the world has ever seen.
i am getting ready to shoot my load in to oil, that shit got seriously over sold this week

>>51656556
Have you tried trading futures? I've adjusted my futures options a few times tonight already.

i'm chilling in bangkok while my shorts keep printing. don't forget to treat yourselves fellow bobos

>>51656605
whatcha doin there bobo

>>51656454
No one is taking boosters

fellow slurpers, how is the future looks right now, when do we jump back in?

>>51656605
That's a lot of bug chambers. I've never been in a metropolis maybe I should visit.

>>51656618
If you ever left your basement you would know thats false.

>>51656558
We're retarded

>>51656612
living the good life fren

i dont think ive ever seen futures like this wtf lol shemitah is real im sorry i doubted

Why the fuck is BoJ still buying it's own bonds

>>51656622
We're pretty close to June lows so be careful if you wanna slurp. Maybe wait for next year if you wanna sleep well at night

>>51656668
i dont even think its possible for "them" to reverse a fucking 1.5% futures what even is this

>>51656681
he bought?

>>51656681
They'll pump it until open because retail doesn't trade futures.

>>51656668
its rosh hashanah the jewish new year
we chosen people are starting anew

>>51656681
powell is talking about digital currency pre market
he could outlaw bitcoin
he could create fedcoin
never say never anon

>>51656709
i thought it didnt happen till yom kippur
did the jews flip it on us cause we're onto their tricks?

Goldman forecasts UK inflation to hit 22.4% in 2023

>>51656709
And i simply hold my shorts,
Not a single sign of any good news

Bongs are fucking worthless. You offer me 10 bongs or a tray of that fried goyslop I'd rather take the goyslop.

yields...

Shemitah is over that why its green right?

I was wrong about everything. This is the best economy we've ever had. Sorry mumu

>>51656670
Because they'll default if they don't. The US is next.

>>51656804
Defaulting wouldn't even be that bad to be honest

what music are you guys listening too while watching the impending economic collapse unfold?

https://youtu.be/jAp6VacGjg0

>>51656818
No. Default would be ten times as bad as 1929. Look at what happened to greece. It permanently vaporized their stock market and sent them back to being a developing country, PLUS with the extra tax burden of a country like Denmark and none of the benefits.

yen is still close to breaking 145 barrier again
why aren't they intervening agin

>>51656826
damn bro i love some mallsoft
try a new floral experience if you havent yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNLhDAiI7jw
>baby theres no hurry
>we aint got to worry

>>51656467
holy shit, spuds mackenzie has gotten really old

>>51656804
>Because they'll default if they don't
what? how does them not buying bonds lead to them defaulting?

>>51656883
Yield curve control. By propping up the bond market they can lower the interest rates on their national debt (236% of GDP, the highest in the works), but only at the cost of making inflation worse.

I just had an emotional reaction to finally seeing premarket green, I'm too emotionally invested.

The US 10 year yield will be 4.5% by tomorrow afternoon. Enjoy your green day, but remember the cost.

They are desperately trying to keep this all afloat. Bitfinex and Binance had the biggest buying volume days of the whole bullrun.

Kikes trying to push spx with futures over the wykoff range. Powell speaking today. They are afraid shitless of what they have caused and senile husk party has to win elections soon.

>>51656662
Wow. That’s an awfully green city view.
What is that, DC? LA?

>>51656896
How do they have such a high debt to gdp ratio that’s insane, Britain is only 80% and the market is punishing them for attempting to increase that. How are the Japs not totally fucked

they even had to make their shabbos goy Kramer go out on twatter and say that he is sure that we are breaking the june lows.

>>51656912
looks like 2 year is currently around 4.2% and 10 year is currently around 3.7%

go be a nigger somewhere else

>>51656851

Moscow still (had) a stock market after their 1998 default.

But I couldn't imagine a US default, how that would even work.

>>51656920
Taking out debt for economic "stimulus" that didn't actually do anything to boost their GDP, so now they can't pay it back. The US is currently at nearly 130% debt to GDP because of similar policies. That's even higher than Greece's at the time of their crisis, and our bond yields are approaching the same range Greece's were when shit hit the fan for them in 2009.

>>51656761
holy shit. did not realize you were keeping this shit fairly up to date.
thanks a ton, anon

>>51656912
its not gona be 4.5%, but we could be pushing 4% on the 10YR if this keeps up

i think we'll see the plunge protection team step in here to stabilize in the short term. they might be working after hours right now, which is why we have yields falling and stock futures green

>>51656864
vaporwave and mallsoft are perfect for reading news late at night, especially financial topics. I like to mix it up with synthwave, retrowave, chillwave, and even future funk/city pop if there's other shit going down like the housing markets crashing KEK.

>>51656932
It jumps on irrational green days because that means the Fed needs to tighten harder. Tomorrow the yield curve finally uninverts, setting the stage for all hell to break loose.

>>51656761
>that 5-10 year dip
Nice

UK default risk is at 72% according to Bloomberg.

I'm waiting for the dump.

so what do you think sbout SPY end-of-the-week?

>>51656975
Under 360 for sure

>>51656975
Depends on how housing data then gdp goes

>>51656973
>UK default risk is at 72% according to Bloomberg.
how to profit? short UK gov't bonds? short the pound?

Jpow speaks tomorrow and again later in the week

>>51656990
Bonds will go to zero.

What's the catalyst for a green day today?

>>51656995
:^)

>>51656994
what are the UK govt bond tickers?

>>51656947
>>51656971
Here is Yesterday's close for Yields.

>>51656995
Short covering, retail buys, then we dump lower
Retail is so fucking dumb

>futures

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk

>>51657027
When do I buy leap puts

>>51656995
Bear market rally for the usual reasons there are always bear market rallies. I might trade this one (long) depending how it shapes up.

...what did China mean by this shit?

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1574587101642821632

>>51657134
On the SPX* / SPY?

When does global famine kick in? I was promised a shitload of dead arabs, niggers and chinks.

>>51657161
yeah

>>51657171
I dunno you have to ask holocaust people, try /pol/ it's full of them

>>51657134
>When do I buy leap puts
not right before a bear market rally. also leap puts might not actually make you any money if the market crabs for too long and you lose to theta decay

>>51657171
Cats protecting his water melons

What a fake fucking pump.

i am still dcaing
is this what it feels like to become reddit?

>>51656995

i told you the bottom was in but you didnt listen. now you are priced out forever

Bobo, fuck you

>europe dumping
>futas lower
>pm lower

>>51657248
we all have our roles to play

>>51657142
it means their country is about to implode

>>51656995
We're crabbing tomorrow dummy

>>51657173
Any time the SPX* is upove 4180, the last rally was 40 trading days and 17% rebound.

So in Nov 20th

or when it touches the 50 SMA

>>51656995
us economic data

Hi folks, I adjusted the cheat sheet for the recession. The original poster used an average from the last 50 years, which is hardly applicable in downturns. Explanation:

Green Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow

>>51657264
I hope so. I hate commies so much you guys have no idea.

>>51657285
Why would that be positive

>>51656761
is high yields good or bad im financially illiterate

>>51657272
The next local top is at 390 but not before we go to 350. Your TA is extremely embarrassing

>>51657296
cos democrats need votes

War is about to break out with Russia. This is just one last attempt to pull in retail in order to ruin as many people as possible in the catastrophe to come.

>>51657250
Once you realize nothing makes sense, up is down, and left is right everything will become clear. Inflation has been caused by a huge supply of cheap money, increasing the interest rate reduces the supply of money, the stock market is betting that the government will change its mind about trying to reign in inflation. The stock market believes this because that is what happened the last 3 times we crashed (dotcom, housing, covid) but those policies are what got us to the inflation problem we have now. These stocks have nothing to do with the economy, this is all a guessing game about government policy and the probability of further government intervention to keep cash flowing freely, regardless of actual production.
>>51657311
this guy gets it

>>51656912
That's a good news. Finally it will make sense to invest in bonds..

>>51657320
inflation is double that you twat

>>51657325
Wow you're smart, thanks for pointing that out. I guess I should just keep cash then.

how do i view european natural gas futures? trying to look a the price action following this Nordstream pipeline sabotage

based italy voted in a god, country and family woman in.

>>51657329
Or you could think about the implications of 1 million barrels of oil a day being removed from the US market starting in mid November.

>>51657312
Wars are bullish for jewish/oligarch profits.

>>51657319
QE has not lead us to inflation. the biggest cash injection of all time did, shh

>>51657345
especially when combined with the fact that the SPR is ~220 million barrels low (which is where the 1 million barrels/day came from) and that will have to be replenished if we have any delusion of national integrity

A five year bull run just started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qTghUgMOeY

>>51657345
I think about lots of things, some of them are diversifying portfolio and risk management. But I'm sure you have 100% profit guarantee, bulletproof, risk-free strategy to outplay the market. Never heard one like that before, for sure.

hold on
did someone bid up futures just to dump on europe for a better price before it tanks more?

>>51657370
no

>>51657356
the us uses 20 million per day, so... 5% of the total supply? i dont know enough about the next few steps to say if 1 million barrels a day is significant or not

>>51657383
but it started tanking exactly at 3am when euros opened
seems like you could game it higher pretty cheaply if you had enough money

>>51657398
it's the primary driver behind gas dropping in price before the midterm election

Had a vivid dream last night.
Everything was frozen. My whole house iced up walls, stacks of ice and snow on the stairs heading down from waking up. Everything, everywhere, frozen wastelands.

Do with this information as you will and yes, of course, Im from Europe how did you guess.

>>51657349
https://www.investors.com/news/best-defense-stocks-to-buy/
Time to out-Jew ZOG

>>51657417
>europoors getting apocalyptic stress dreams
Yeah I’m thinking we’re ready for a bear market rally

>>51657406
This isn't a penny stock man, like that avtc or whatever some retard was shilling that has zero volume

>>51657409
Seems like if china was going to make a play for taiwan they'd do it soon so we don't have the capability to respond

>>51657302
The SPX* will hit 4100 before it it hit 3900

got a work shift starting soon. gonna miss moshes pump day.

feels good to get some distance from the markets again.

>>51657458
not enough boats, at all
not possible

>>51657417
just gonna be an average day for us yuropeans

SVIX is where da money at.

When's the bottom for emerging markets? Holding dollars isn't gonna work forever

>>51657598
I think when the dxy hits 120. Source my ass

>>51657591
un(o) número tres para mí por favor

Can any euro bros here explain to my why there is a Euro Stoxx 50 index and also a Stoxx Europe 50 index both of which are about the same price and both have 50 stocks in them despite the fact the stocks are different and the two indexes are indeed distinct products from each other. It's hard to Google since the names are so similar. What's the big difference and which one should I buy?

timed my bobo exit pretty well. yesterday was -.60% and missed gains but today is +1% already which would mean bigger losses than the gains from yesterday.

The entire global economy is heading towards another crash, and fast

>>51657655
try these keywords (i dont use euro ETFs so one of us is gonna have to read the factsheets either way)

>>51657655
maybe they are different countries same overall eu stoxx product. not sure

>>51657669
Okay thanks bro. I'm obviously Google retarted
>>51657675
Yeah I think one is eurozone only so no loicense for Bri'ish stuff. Maybe that's the main distinguishing characteristic. The thing about European stocks is since the union seems to lurch from crisis to crisis there are lots of opportunities to buy really big oversold dips. The US market obviously goes up higher in the long term and has lower volatility but an event like when Putin invaded in March caused a nice opportunity and there will be more I'm sure of it

i made $500 today, bros!
we're gonna make it!

>>51657294
based

>>51657142
That means you should probably dedicate at least 5% of your portfolio to YINN cuz it's about to explode. Maybe. Commies can be sneaky

>>51657629
She's mine.

>>51657598
learn how to go short. its actually pretty easy... you short-sell the stock, wait for it to go lower, and buy it back for cheaper and keep the difference as your profit

i think part of the problem with /smg/ is not many people know how to go short, so they start freaking out in bear markets because they dont know what to do

Wtfwt

>>51657769
most people here are trading from some fisher-price smartphone "broker" with the most useless ui imaginable

should i short oil ? Thoughts ?

>>51657287
Kek

>>51657620
it could actually get to 120. that was the highs from 2001

We are heading towards the biggest financial collapse in centuries. Millions will lose their jobs, thousands will starve. There will be blood on the streets.

>>51657713
yeah true. sucks that all countries have their own data packages and nothing is free. they are losing a lot of retail with that imo. should be way more combined market products and some for free.

Bobo just wants to ride a fat wave. Give bobo a solid week of bullshit rallies

im heading of to the wagie cage. gl on the market bros

>>51657787
well dump robinhood and get a real broker. schwab, fidelity, e*trade, IKBR, TD Ameritrade will all work. the broker doesn't matter that much

can you even short-sell stocks on robinhood? you need to be able to do that if you want to trade

>>51657794
as long as it allows me to escape ever having to be this guy, >>51657808, i'm happy

>>51657458
The major problem that countries are facing right now in terms of miltary operations is populations are a lot higher than they were 100 years ago, wars of conquest and slaughter are no longer allowed, the 24 hour news cycle means everything you do is broadcast worldwide, and if you take over an area, you are now responsible for its civilians. This wasn't such a problem in the past because most places had their own agriculture and the local population was relatively self sufficient. Now, everyone relies on imported everything and disrupting the logistics of the civilian world means they're going to starve to death. In terms of taiwan, the whole thing is only valuable because of semiconductors, so if you accidentally kill all the people who know how the plant works, you just fucked yourself. This is why we are now in the era of cuck warfare, the US only got away with bombing the shit out of civilians because that was the unipolar era and muh 911. Civil wars are going to be the name of the game in the 21st century because they lack the accountability of real wars in terms of nuclear deterrent usage. These will of course be proxy wars, but we already know this from the arab spring and ukraine in 2014 and now again in 2022.

My UNG calls from yesterday will make up for all the money I lost on BLUE

>>51657814
you have the assumption that most people have any interest in utilising the additional tools you get from using an actual broker and desktop application; most people (normalfags) just want everything done from a phone with the least amount of effort needed, which is why they use these

it is why /smg/ is so braindead regarding the bare fundamentals when it comes to actual investing and most just run the same options gambling strats without it ever going beyond mere speculation

>>51657814
Robinhood is unironically the future and faggots like you will be left behind.

>>51657832
i guess that's why institutions still use desktop clients and create their own services instead of trading from a fucking smartphone like the retail plebs they extract value from

>>51657832
Future headline 2 years from now: Robinhood buys tradingview. Now you can have 6 gorillion charts, memelines, and indicators on that magic rock you carry on your pocket

News flash faggots. GDP gonna come in good and we double bottom at 3620-3640 range

what platform do you think warren buffet uses? direct hotline to the NYSX underground command centre?

>>51657830
Use your bloated suit and tie broker to notice trends for you then lazy fuck. Then use Robinhood to buy/sell its vastly easier, faster and cheaper. Being pretentious doesnt make you look cool.

>>51657860
he uses the US postal system

>>51657264
>>51657741
>>51657794

Wonder what the official theme should be for China sending the entire world into an economic depression?

https://youtu.be/2VPnkqLVJYA

>>51656179
>Post some fucking RECENT MAINSTREAM FINANCIAL NEWS HEADLINES FUCK YEAH!!!

>>51657854
tradingview already has an app, the problem again is that doing any of this from a shit phone screen where data is very limited is not wise; why limit yourself when you can blow up all of these things on a screen or more?
>>51657867
>pretentious
you're not an investor, you're a gambling zoomer that refuses to put in any effort to understand what he's doing

we ready for this pump?

>>51657171
Winter, fren

so what DO you guys use to invest?
i use a broker through my bank but it sucks so i want to change brokers but i'm not sure which are the best ones here in ozland

>>51657882
K but we are beating faggots using 30 overlays so there is that.

>>51657849
Trading on computers is for plebs. Personally, I exchange my share certificates in person only. In fact, I should be going already or I'll miss my plane. I'm flying to Paris where I'll meet a buyer for my Coca-Cola shares at Café Joyeux Opéra. See you later guys, or should I say, au revoir, à la prochaine

>>51657882
>t. boomer who didn’t grow up using an iPhone

>>51657882
Maybe will have 3d virtual reality trading with 50 charts floating and spinning in the air all over your living room

>>51656179
I hope you don't fall for this obvious bull trap. We're going to pump today and tomorrow because retailers and TAs think we're double bottoming but it's just a relief really that will have no legs. On Thursday once GDP comes out we'll go back to the downward trend just as scheduled. If the report is good it'll give the Fed credibility to keep doing what they are going if it's bad it's a recession. You're fucked. Just enjoy today and tomorrow because it'll be red wojaks again from then on

>>51657655
Okay the definitive answer here is the STOXX Europe 50 and the EURO STOXX 50 are essentially the same other than the latter index not including UK companies meaning companies like Shell, HSBC, AstraZeneca, UniLever, BP, etc. are not there. Incidentally the STOXX Europe 50 index has outperformed this year since it includes British stocks seeing as the FTSE100 has been stronger than its European counterpart indexes like the Stoxx 600, CAC 40, Dax, etc. main reason being British markets didn't take quite the huge nosedive in March the other indexes did. So there it is. I'm sure everyone has found this very informative

>>51657898
>

when will line go up again?

>>51657934
today buddy
we are going to pump up today

>>51657934
Well since Shemitah ended yesterday it might go up today before bobo comes out to play again

>>51657921
Bears when the market is going up: Retail doesn't move the market this is just whale manipulation!!!!!!

Bears when the market is going down: lol see, retail is selling off and tanking the market!!!!!!

Absolute faggots, all of you. Your shortsighted cynicism will be your downfall.

>>51657417
>my subconcious dictates stock market prices
fucking schitzo

>>51657950
What in the great cornholio is that?

Looks like that was the bottom time to buy in

>>51657794
>We are heading towards the biggest financial collapse in centuries. Millions will lose their jobs, thousands will starve. There will be blood on the streets.
TWO MORE WEEKS. meanwhile futures are blowing up and I'm in at the bottom. hope you're ready to cover bobo

>>51657958
https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion

i hopped on the AI bandwagon, heres another from the same prompt. i think it was "skeletor pink wojack parade"

>>51657947
I did mention TAs. There are plenty of money managers who rely on TA for entry and exit points. Or hedging when buying options.

Bill's greediness and delusion will be your downfall. There's nothing good right now. National Politics haven't even made news yet.

>>51657830
>>51657832
>most people (normalfags) just want everything done from a phone with the least amount of effort needed

which is why these people never make any money. you think you can meme your way to financial independence? good luck, reddit

if you're using robinhood - you ARE the product. it is set up to drain money from your account and they sell order flow to hedgies who can just inverse you

How is spy at like 365 while apple is nowhere near its 52 week low,?

>>51657979
>a broker with a literal subscription service
yeah it's a fucking meme and any retard that falls for it deserves to lose their money

>>51657979
No fucking shit you dumb nigger. I cant believe you just figured out consumers can be products. Robinhood and webull tell you what news is being pushed to them and their current emotional level. Getting an idea of how retail thinks and feels is vastly more important than all your faggot overlays.

green day if post ends in even digit

>>51657978
God you are completely fucking delusional

>>51658005
What do you mean by they tell you what news is pushed to them? Qrd?

Retest of yesterdays high into gigadump imminent

before i go back to lurking here's a good argument why today/tomorrow may have a dead cat bounce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A2uUn8H3Zc
skip to 6:20. BTW if anyone can tell me what those red and green bands/indicators are on his chart, major props and thanks.

>>51657934
Perhaps today, the bull thesis is just to tempting not to scalp.
Consider this thoguh:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/xourk8/ive_lost_most_of_the_money_ive_invested_in_the/

This is pretty much the normal consensus view, and why were a long way from the bottom. We have to shake these people out before we get to the bottom.

>>51658028
the rugpull doesn't happen until midterms are over, we're going to be on a slightly downward crab until then

its going to go up because its been going down for the past week and so it has to go up

>>51658005
Sir, you seem to have anger issues. I'm no psychologist, but usually it indicates suppressed homosexual desires. If you let me know where you live, I might help you hook up with some gay-friendly establishment. There is no need to be scared, gay community is very welcoming. Just let me know, alright? It might take me some time for me to reply, as I'll be checking in at the airport soon.

>>51658024
They have headline news for the general market and also news pushed for individual stocks.

It's a shit ton of advertising and it definitely influences retail. Knowing how people think is superior to any overlay.

Nice try, Jews, but I'm not touching this market with a 10ft pole.

>>51658028
>skip to 6:20
No thanks not going to listen to some fucking basedjak talk.

Everyone is literally dumber than me and there's no need for me to listen to opinions or arguments of retards.

>>51658044
Faggot you sound like baggot.

>>51657264
>China will implode any time soon!

I hear this shit every day, for the last 10 years. 2 weeks amiright?

>>51658060
It's ok sir, if you're not ready then there is no pushing alright? Have a great day and all.

>>51658036
you can't shake out someone who plans on just buying and holding, anon. it's one of the few keys to success for normies in the markets. outside of paying the bills, basically i have half my money going into the 401k and ESPP the corporation i work for offers (a major SOXL holding, i won't say any more than that), and the other half i make my own gambles with. currently just loading up on all the shit that's on sale with a 10 year view at a minimum that involves scaling in and scaling out through the noise.

>>51658047
Well I have td Ameritrade and Robinhood. Are you just talking about those 'cards' underneath your buying power that you swipe away? I'm asking because I got some notification recently about them doing something about sentiment or what people are buying or something new but I didn't pay much attention. I'm wondering if it's something new besides those things I swipe away

>>51658005
>Getting an idea of how retail thinks
you can do that from /smg/, youtube, or CNBC though and still execute trades on a real broker
>this anon is making trades based on webull sentiment calculators and robinhood news flows
good lord, lmao even

>>51658005
>vastly more important than all your faggot overlays.
you have access to many more financial instruments at a real broker, like fixed-income, currencies, futures, baskets, etc. you dont only trade just stocks do you? uh-oh stinky...

you can't even short-sell on RH; you have to use a 3x bear etf or buy puts - that is not the same fucking thing. you need to be able to short-sell shares as part of a bear market trading strategy. fucking hell you are the definition of a retail memer

This is one of the largest futures wave I've ever seen. We really are heading for a depression arnt we

>>51658078
what do you mean? Green open means its going to go up anon

>>51658069
401k: newb

>>51657822
Good take faggot

>>51658075
Sorry but tldr. Those real brokers are going out of business and it makes me happy.

>>51658080
All waves come down

>>51658086
>Sorry but tldr.
lol you're going broke zoomer and it makes me happy. we need to flush faggots like you out of these markets

>>51658095
not this time
I see a good potential for a lasting green day (maybe two)

>>51658071
https://robinhood.com/us/en/investor-index/

>>51658082
what?

>>51657934
When you manage to keep JPow away from the mic. JPow talking causes the market to go down

>>51657655
>and the two indexes are indeed distinct products from each other.
indexes aren't products that you can buy. indexes are licensed to market-makers. so for example, "euro stoxx 50" is the name of an ETF product sold by SPDR ("spider", state street) on the NYSE under ticker FEZ. so perhaps you buy FEZ, but not the euro stoxx 50.

>>51656179
this thread need more mumus

So the formula for equity risk premium is (expected return on stocks) MINUS (treasury bond rate)
what is the formula for expected return on stocks, where do we get that value?

>>51658100
Duh and I agree. I'm following your lead. Tidal wave up tidal wave down. God I wish I had a real broker to help me out. This is so confusing. I just want be smashed all day and drool on a pillow

Tell me the next play. Are we just going to keep getting bigger and shorter waves? What do your faggot overlays tell you? Over sold, right? But actually we arnt but everyone needs to buy back in because RSI drooling coke heads need to slurp. When does the wave break? Before this Friday or next?

>>51658108
Yeah fair enough. I have a futures account though with access to Eurex so I can buy/sell futures contracts on the different European indexes. Also, wtf is wrong with FEZ, the chart for the ETF vastly underperforms the index especially year to date. The slippage must be massive. Or the fees or something holy shit fuck that noise

Isn't Powell speaking this morning and a housing data report coming out as well? If so, what time?

Mommy is going on CNBC
ARKK bags are heavy , mommy

HOW CAN SHE POMP

>>51658105
Do robinkiddes really have that much Ford (F)?
Do the hit F on the search bar and see Ford at the top and just buy it?

Why are futures so green???

>>51658149
kek, I think for a while Rabbihood was giving away free F shares for signups

>>51658152
cheapies

>>51658071
Ita 90% advertising and I love it.

>>51658170
2

Fed's Evans sees interest rates at 4.25-4.5% by year end

>>51658069
>cant shake out long term retail
But we can. We can absolutely shake out long term retail.

>>51658152
Because inflation fears and war fears are comically overblown by mainstream media asshats that ran out of something to scare people with after everyone got tired of hearing about the pandemic

whats going to happen is that close to open its going to dump, then when it opens its going to crab, then its going up, up, up

>>51658177
If you guys only knew how much "dd" retail likes to slurp

>>51658145
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

Powell speaks in 12 minutes.

>>51658162
near 52 low
lol
Lmao even
10.61<--|------------------------------------->25.87
12.00

Yep, I'm feeling exuberant bull bros. Absolutely nothing could go wrong today. Yep, I'm feeling like a bull run to ATHs is in order.

>>51658190
>apple pay
>apple watch
>apple tv
>airpods
this counts as 'innovation' in 2022

>>51658195

>>51658201
he is friendly why didnt he pierce the guy recording

>>51658207
>Apple [x] is not innovation to anon

>>51658201
It's a two day rally at most bull. Don't get ahead of yourself. You ain't that great

>>51658219
Apple is the biggest scam on the market atm.

>>51658187
This. Bear market is over.
We pump for five years.

>>51658226
next great product? how about 5 cameras on the back of your phone? it's revolutionary

>>51658226
I keep buying aapl and msft and I do not use their products

>>51658010
you roll the roulette green number

>>51656205
>this is what Mumus actually believe
lmao

market will dump today. BULL TRAP

>>51658263
last two days were red, today will be 0.48% green

>>51656228
nice thumbnail

>>51656467
It literally doesn't mean anything anymore, look at all the times the market went down hard, you'll see super green days sandwiched between terrible red days. It's been red for 5 days straight, a green day is practically due. And yet it doesn't mean the end of pain, if anything, it marks the middle.

>>51658100
I'm sorry that I implied you're a coke head. I actually dont care if you are or aren't

>>51657794
Millions will starve*

>>51656662
>thailand
>not china, japan, or korea
anon im disapointed.

>>51657794
Stop taking financial advice from youtube schizoarino

>>51658152
Technical oversold, the pain will resume shortly

>>51658307
If we all believe it then it will come true... I'm down for believing it. Fuck the rich ;p

What do you guys think about a big variety of food retail stocks in your portfolio? The stock prices from Kroger, REWE, Spar Group Inc, Metro Inc, Walmart Inc, Costco Wholesale Corporation and others have gone through the roof during 2020 and especially 2021. They are the true profiteers or at least untouched by every crisis in the last couple years (elections, inflation, pandemic, Ukraine,...), even going back to 2008.
Go look at the charts yourself and lets discuss this.

>>51658247
t. picrel

>>51658298
are you on adderrall or something

>>51658332
Consumer staples in general are safe to keep your money in during recession. SP might do anything spectacular during that time, but dividends alone might be worth it. Although bonds might be even safer if yields keep going up

>>51658301
>>51657794
billions will lose their jobs, millions will starve, there will be poo in the streets**

>>51656923
>shabbos goy
>Kramer
He is a Jew though

>>51658332
Buy Yum! and McDicks

>>51658346
Not atm

>>51658351
>muh consumer staples
>muh inferior goods
>muh pirce competitive retail with 10,000 step supply chains that are in complete disarray
>muh zombie divie stocks

>>51657252
>we all have our roles to play

>>51657252
>>51658390
well said

>>51658378
Are you for real? Or is this bait?

>made $1300 on tsla puts the other day
feels good being a bobo sometimes

how much money have you guys lost in the past 2 years

be honest

>>51658390
that we do

>>51658389
I must say, I imagined you saying this in real life and it gave me a chuckle. If this actually happened I would probably start looking for a guardian of people with special needs, because clearly one got lost.

>>51658413
biggest one off loss or total?
down $113k from ATH

>>51658413
A lot, but not as much as I gained. Even YTD I'm up, but barely before I went cash.

We're gonna sell a bunch of calls to the goyim on open. We gotta make up for lost shekel gains from taking the Shemitah off

We've had so many insane intraday swings lately, I may be HOOKED into holding my bags

>>51658416
buying up dead retail stocks is not a formula for surviving this recession anon. finally we have some REAL financial stress to put those aging fucks out of their misery.

>>51657830
>(normalfags) just want everything done from a phone with the least amount of effort needed, which is why they use these
Which is why they lose regularly

>>51658442
this is not a buy and hold market. it's a scalp the swings and gtfo when you profit market

>>51658407
willing to bet .00000000000000000001 BTC that if shit hits the fan the Biden admin will print a gorrillion dollars to keep fast food afloat to pad the transition to bug food.

>>51656179
Test

someone bake

>>51658476
>>51658476
>>51658476
new
>>51658476
>>51658476
>>51658476
new

It was red on friday and futures are green, so crabbing today?

>>51658474
congrats your VPN works Moshe!

>>51658413
This year sent me from $210k to $160k but two years ago I was at $120k so I'm still up overall. The 2021 bullrun made me unheemable

Where the fuck is the baker

>>51658456
Oh right, the horror of 5% interest rates. I can't imagine any company surviving that. As for dead companies, it's the strawman that you yourself are trying to defeat. You're doing great job though, so I won't interrupt you any longer.

>>51657898
>Personally, I exchange my share certificates in person only
Based

>>51657830
yeah and worse yet, they make zero effort to understand why anything happens, they unironically only look at graphs and try to guess what will happen next. If they understood what's going on in the markets and the world they'd stop being so bullish.

>>51657978
>greediness and delusion
Exuberance can make up the difference in one night!

>>51657995
People sell their other stocks to hide out in Apple because it's a risk-free asset

>>51657794
TWO
MORE
WEEKS

>>51658470
Like I posted about a few days ago, and like what has been posted in the last two days in comments on plebbit et al, supply chain issues have made fast food irrelevant.

It's no longer fast, it's no longer cheap, and it was never food.

>>51658553
>>It's no longer fast, it's no longer cheap, and it was never food.
thats besides the point, goyim want their slop and they want it fast (relative to cooking) and cheap.
also willing to be the gov would pull some "Affordable Food Program" out of their ass to make sure fast food stays supplied

>>51658414
Based. Mumus must be high

>>51658226
TSLA wants you to hold their beer.

>>51657921
Never bet against the USA.

>>51657794
If true then I am glad I don't live around basketball Americans