/biz/ - Business & Finance

>LMAO1PIPE!!111
gaslets, when will they learn?

>>51649691
I bet it was /pol/s favorite Putin sending his submarines to sabotage it

Sanna did this herself.

>>51649691
that makes no difference at all, it's not in use

Unironically potentially Mossad.

>>51649691
In b4 MUH FOOSIL FOOLS WE NEED TO EAT THE BUGS FOR ZEE (DELICIOUS) CHILDREN. You know they can't write a script, I mean take holywood for example. Verification not required.

>>51649691
>Bend over and kiss your asses goodbye europe

>>51649691
Biden did it.

Oh no! Anyway...

>>51649905
That stream was a chad flex for sure, but imagine if he accidentally blew up his house in the process.

>>51649691
kiss your *gases goodbye

Update: It's not just NS2: according to Reuters, Nord Stream AG, the operator of the Nord Stream 1 undersea gas pipeline from Russia to Germany, said Monday it was looking into causes of a drop in pressure in the pipeline.

"Tonight, dispatchers from the Nord Stream 1 control centre recorded a pressure drop on both branches of the gas pipeline," it said in a statement. "The reasons are being clarified."

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/nord-stream-ag-operator-says-looking-into-decline-pressure-nord-stream-1-2022-09-26/?taid=633220e6fad38e0001f13859&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

price of gas is going up..up...and away

>>51649951
blew up it for only 1.44€

>>51649905
that is based

>>51649905
kek

>>51650063
most cost effective insurance fraud ever!

Operation Ivy Bells....in October 1971, the United States sent the purpose-modified submarine USS Halibut deep into the Sea of Okhotsk. Funds for the project were diverted secretly from the deep-submergence rescue vehicle (DSRV) program, and the modified submarines were shown with fake DSRV simulators attached to them. These were early diver lockouts. US Navy Divers working from Halibut found the cable in 400 feet (120 m) of water and installed a 20-foot (6.1 m) long device, which wrapped around the cable without piercing its casing and recorded all communications made over it. The large recording device was designed to detach if the cable was raised for repair.

The tapping of the Soviet naval cable was so secret that most sailors involved did not have the security clearance needed to know about it. A cover story was thus created to disguise the actual mission: it was claimed that the spy submarines were sent to the Soviet naval range in the Sea of Okhotsk to recover the Soviet SS-N-12 Sandbox supersonic anti-ship missile (AShM) debris so that countermeasures could be developed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ivy_Bells

I hope you all enjoy dying in ww3

>>51649905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbSONCdOrNs

>>51649691
Russia was cutting them off anyways

>>51649691
Eurotards had it too easy for too long

>>51649691
Send Lucas he weld that shit good.

>>51650473
Thanks man you too

>>51649691
I thought nordstream 2 was already shut off. Besides killing a bunch of sea life, how will this leak make things any worse?

>>51650610
>how will this leak make things any worse?
it is a Baltic sea. which means NS1 and 2 will not be repaired until spring. it is too cold and weather is not favorable. up until now germany had always an option to turn on NS2. in case or real emergency. now that option is one. and there will not be enough gas to last until spring. also, there is a problem with pressure. to extract gas from storage you have to put a pressure in storage. up until now russia (through NS 1 and 2) had provided pressure. there will be problem with extraction from storage.

Also, there is a problem with quality in gas. russian gas is pure. some other producers have impurity's. which is a problem when it is burned. for example, german chemical industry is configured to work with russian gas.

>>51650973
TL;DR we might see the rise of The Fourth Reich.

i thought nordstream 2 wasnt being used

>>51650973
>only way to generate sufficient pressure is through a pipeline from russia to germany
lol

>>51649905
LMFAO why are white boys so thin skinned

>>51651135
>TL;DR we might see the rise of The Fourth Reich.
pic related
>>51651175
>lol
well, let us say that (((they))) are not the sharpest tool in the shed

>>51651209
>LMFAO why are white boys so thin skinned
probably because we know what it means to live in europe without heating in winter. we were born here and we have been living here for generations. it gets cold. you will see...

A few hours after the gas leak on the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, Nord Stream 1 is also reporting massive problems. The pipelines may have been damaged by targeted attacks - Berliner Zeitung/Tagesspiegel https://berliner-zeitung.de/news/druckabfa

https://www.tagesspiegel.de/wirtschaft/druckabfall-in-beiden-leitungen-gemeldet-nord-stream-pipelines-moglicherweise-durch-anschlage-beschadigt-8687140.html

germans are suspecting it was done on purpose. it is not an accident.

Thoughts and prayers German sisters

Maybe fucking freezing half to death will finally wake up the retarded normalfaggots

The masses don't seem to wake up from their slumber until death is slapping them on the face

>>51649846
this but unironically

>>51650973
>Germs can't cuck anymore
How is this a bad thing? Sounds like whoever sabotaged this bitch did Germs, and the world, a favor

>>51649691
>building a gas pipeline underwater
What the fuck were they thinking, if anything goes wrong and needs to be fixed it's kilometers underwater

>>51649691
And nothing of value was lost

>>51651785
Ok apparently it's only 500 metres deep but still what the fuck were they thinking? Everything leaking will just pollute the water

>>51651135
>Rise of 5th (4th was EU) Reich
>Still no natty gas and poor and cucked
Good luck with that Hitler cock lovers.

>>51650055
>>51651524
Neither pipeline is in use, though, right?

>>51651785
It was probably cheaper that way since they don't have to worry about muh heckin drinking water or some lithu fags' land rights.

>>51651823
Having performed countless simulations against the Russians in Command and Conquer: Red Alert, I can tell you that environmental damage is a price they're willing to pay.

Also what happened to the Syria pipeline?
Did the U.S. destabilize Syria for no reason?

>>51651903
Now you know who blew up the nords

>>51651887
>>51651875
>muh climate change
>muh greta thunberg
>muh green energy

>let's build this pipeline underwater to transport natural gas, which is mainly methane, a greenhouse gas
>what could possibly go wrong

>>51651854
>Neither pipeline is in use, though, right?
there was no gas flowing through them in last couple of days.

>>51652013
>Now you know who blew up the nords
everybody knows. eve a german government

>>51652013
Who?

>>51652029
They were both still pressurised tho.
Those pipelines are designed to always be pressurised 24/7/365 - which is why NS2 was pressurised despite not being in use. Usually a tiny section would be emptied (and the gas released collected) by need of repair. The consequences of the pressure in both basically dropping to null are unpredictable. It also suggests massive damage/breach, or Russians talking shit again.

>>51649691
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51649691
Damn. If only there were some radiation based cheap reliable alternative.

>>51649905
even as a euro i find this hilarious

>>51651853
This board is whites only

>>51649809
The pressure in the pipe was lowered enough for the water pressure to crush the pipes, now shit is leaking. Repairs could take over a year and no one is going to bother. Gas from Russia will never flow again.

>>51652577
Why are you here

>>51652019
No offense, but the same things that could go wrong on land too, desu. Water was just politically easier to sell probably and also they don't even necessarily need to bury them.

>>51650610
Burgers made sure Germs will not resume NS2 behind their back

>>51652019
it was probably logistical, either go through ridiculous terrain to build it or go straight underwater. Underwater probably cost less.

>>51652577
K retard. Tell me how your shitty natsoc larp will go without literally anything. Hell maybe Yurope and Russia will scapegoat you literal retards and Poland, bongs and France will get their natty gas while they kill you, rape your women and occupy your land yet again. Hitler was a retard. You're a retard.

>>51649786
why would he sabotage his own pipeline when it's new, has never delivered gas, and he could easily just turn it off?

>>51652136
The Russians lowered the pressure to collapse the pipes on purpose.

>>51652781
Two possibities:
1. He didn't do it and this is sabotage by others
2. Big dick power play and Putin did do it
Bonus. Natural freak accident(unlikely since both have issues)

>>51652781
Just in case some shit happens to Putin, a coup or whatever, he doesn't want the to be able to turn it back on easily.

>>51649806
Fuck off freak schizo pedo faggot we saw you samefagging this morning.

>>51649691
The West is doing this so they can claim it’s fair play when they sabotage Euro-Asia pipelines.

>>51649786
You don't need to send submarines, nor anything else, to blow it up. When you got an undersea pipeline at 500m depth and you let the internal pressure drop low enough, water pressure will take care of crushing the rest for you. It's probably accidental/Russians being retarded and letting the pressure drop too low when trying to shut off the Germans. Or they could easily fuxor it themselves deliberately, just by emptying it and watching the pipeline implode like a coke can under a tyre truck. tldr, regardless who/what happened, it was Ivan. As per.

>>51652825
Yeah, whether by accident, or deliberate. Ivan is (always) the likeliest answer.

>>51649786
My bet is the neobolshevik jews running the west did it

>>51650973

Didn't Trump point out all of these weaknesses in some NATO meetimg and they all scoffed at him?

>>51650137
How exactly did they steal data if the actual cable was wrapped in metal? Another one of those "hehe are rech is actually far more advanced then we're letting on we actually has wifi back in the 70s"?