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WHERE is the epic crash!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS MY CANDY CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51646996
I had to cash out some soxl at a 5% loss to cover rent. It's joever.

>>51646996
Still not selling, still don't care.
> sip

When should we get back into GUSH? I'm thinking $80

I am gonna kms

I would have preferred the NASDAQ to dump more

>>51647031
im thinkin arby's

who /heldorboughtputs/ here?

>>51646996
I DONT WANT TO OPEN MY PORTFOLIO JUST STOP THE SELL

I had a very nice day.

Shemitah was a disappointment

is this the thread where we say nigger?

>>51647037
made $400 playing 0dte lottos. shit is easy. imagine if i could day trade.

>>51647019
Have you been asleep since August, false flagger?

Thank you for the gains SHITMADA! I am now up 0.3%. Dollars Dollars Hollers hollers Holla.

George Washington Yang Gang motherfucka!!!
It's all about the Washington BAY BAY!

>>51647044
Jeez kids nowadays are pussies. Just open it, acknowledge it and move on.If you're not ready to stomach -80% drawdowns then you don't deserve +100% gains, pussy.

>>51647037
I swapped from nasdaq to spy puts. Weird that nasdaq has been outperforming it so far

>Had dailies on spy
>Check my account
>up 30%, shit I should get out
>check 10 minutes later because i get a call
>negative

now whats a nigger gotta do to see TMV go up 7% more?

>>51647032

Wow I am very surprised we did not pump even a little today. NVDA with a head and shoulders, TSLA with a double top, UBER with a double top and many more big names have a lot of downside....and the fucking vix not even a cool off same with DXY and 10 year.... Idk it's risky on every front right now, honestly morning volume is key to decide the play at this point anything under 8 million shares by 10am is a short side trade, over 8 million wait for 1030 and see if it climbs higher then ride it and glue your ass to your screen. Otherwise, jsut stay short, RSI is oversold but remember, the fed bull run had over bought RSI ON SPY for over 3 days at one point. It's not unlikely to say it can't happen on the downside.

>>51647019
fake bear

>>51647062
Is there a thread where we don’t?

>it just keeps dumping

lol, lmao

>>51647033
Why DOW dump more than Nasdump?

WEW buddy look at 10YR computer

>>51647107
the other thread got deleted by (((them))) before any of us had a chance to

>>51647119
aapl and googl have still littlebit correction to do,
after they done then market will be ready

>>51647074
I have an ITM contract whose contract value is quite literally how much ITM it is. It still has 40 days left until expiry.

>>51647050
Oy vet, it ends at sundown after market close. Only good little circumcised boys who kept their puts overnight will get presents in their portfolio.

assuming we all make it through the night tonight, what comes next after shemitah?

>>51647132

>>51647132
Can you imagine if we were able to make double digit income just by investing in bonds like decades ago? Add it to the list of things that were taken away from young generations.

>>51647132
I really don't get the bond market. Yields are up cause people are dumping bonds, so where is the money going, cause stocks are also down? Shouldn't people be buying bonds now that it's in the 4% range?

>market pumps in the morning as predicted
>crabs all day long as predicted
>bought more SPXS shares too soon and could've bough them at a lower price
that was a boring day

>>51647015
I wish I could

>>51647167
Countries are dumping bonds to protect their own currencies.

FEW YEARS OF PAIN
FEW YEARS OF PAIN
FEW YEARS OF PAIN
SELL SELL SELL

>>51647126
demand destruction has progressed from less essential sectors of the economy to more essential.

>>51647132
how do i profit from bond yields rocketing up
don't bullshit me brother

>>51647152
The end of shemitah is even more bearish, apparently. We have a few more weeks till the next jew holiday

>>51647172
No it was Shemitahs end. It wasn't supposed to pump

>>51647152
Shemitwo

>>51647172
>>crabs all day long as predicted
so -1% is crabbing now?

>>51647152
It’s a Shemitah Year buddy. We crash all year into next year probably.

>>51647152
the melt up

Closed my puts with a nice profit on the final leg down. I will not hold them over night during these oversold conditions. I will reopen them tomorrow.

>>51646996
The Shmitah ended. That means it's time to dump right?

>>51647126
The Dallas fed said the literal devil is about to walk the earth and the apocalypse has begun. I'm serious look it up

>>51647184
Nah, I'll keep my portfolio intact just in case Fed pivots and will keep buying cheap shares with my salary. It feels good to have 2 decades of experience in IT, pays good enough that I don't have to care about what stock market does
> sip

>>51647152
putin concedes, fed pivots, melt up. ATH just in time for mid terms

EOD DUMP LETS GO!!!!

>>51647211
9/11 happened the day after Shemitah ended, don't come to the market tomorrow

>>51647167
I'm a bondlet, but I think the gist of it is that people dump *existing* bonds, because bonds being newly issued yield a higher rate of return than some old ass 2% bond from February.

>>51647019
In the bond and forex markets

why are you still holding bulls?

>>51646886
it wasnt supposed to be funny. You just didnt listen. Neither did I. But I did hear Gods voice in my ear today and he told me to just go with the flow. So now I am just like, flowing man.

why didn't ((they)) crash the market? Who's holding up AAPL and TSLA up so much? We were supposed to have circuit breakers today

>>51647077
I doubled down my tech puts for that reason.

I never had so much fun in the stock market like this month. I love the slow bleeding of everything rather than making it too quick like in March 2020.

>>51647196
huh? i'm an atheist, bud.

>>51647196
oh right, bears would call that a massive dump.

>>51647241
we had one last night on gbp

>>51647178
>Filthy room
>Trashy knife-ear
Disgusting.

>>51647237
> why aren't you selling near bottom
because I'm not a complete retard

>>51647250
Guys watch out for this bobo, he may be a serial killer in training..

>>51647194
Every single boboposter said it would bulltrap today

>>51647267
Y'know, I played an orc or undead in WoW but if I could do it all over again, this would be 100% the path.

These fucking nigger faggots. Dump it already come on do it

>>51647251
That's not a crab you faggot bull, cope harder

I jus read on google my CNS will stop working if I take all these prescription pills like 32 of them, but alcohol might make me throw them up

>>51647298
Shemitah was a failure

>>51647279
the bottom is most definitely not in yet

>>51647287
is anthony hopkins going mad? is there a school for serial killers?

>>51647288
This unironically was the bulltrap. Next 3 months will be terrible pain in the market

>>51647303
this, money was made on puts today, money was also made on calls but not as much and way tougher

>>51647293
Same, I played an undead...then a female cow.

>>51647303
>talking about SPXS
>get called a bull
you're too retarded to insult

you had a 13 year bull run followed by historical levels of money printing and think this is as bad as it gets lmao fucking permabulls

>>51647327
We pump tomorrow

>>51647313
>>51647287
someone turn this into an ai bobo gif cause that would be pretty coo ngl
>>51647320
definitely going to be a straight white male in EVERY video game I play from now on. If I were to be so vile as to play something that didnt exist prior to 2016 ever again

>>51647337
i dont care about tomorrow you attention deficit concussed retard zoomer

>>51647304
stop taking gay pills
take penis pills daily for a gigapump in the gym

>>51647311
"at least a bounce is required"
you heard the man at LEAST a bounce. Required.
Melt Up Bros. Watch. And. Learn.

>>51647311
I don't care what talking heads on TV say. I'm happy with stocks I hold. In fact, companies I hold are now so undervalued that it makes me want to buy more. Would be retarded to sell in such circumstances just to try and time the market and potentially miss on +10% day when something positive happens.

>>51647352
Today has ended. Only tomorrow exists.

Seize the morrow.

>>51647279
literally 0% chance this is the bottom

>>51647337
nigga tomorrow is black tuesday. This week is the big one. Capitulation begins this week and into next week.

GDXJ is approaching 5Y low, what do you guys think?

Will it drop even more, or is this a good time to buy in?

>>51647195
Shemitwo - Return of Da Kangz

THE FUCKIGN HOUSING MARKET HASNT EVEN CRATERED YET AND YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGER BULLS THINK THIS IS OVER

>>51647368
I don't care if it goes even 20% lower. Too much risk to sell. Selling at the beginning of the year was smart. Today it's whatever, not worth the risk trying to time the market.

>>51647378
I’m loving it buddy

GIRL IM GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT
SWEAT TIL YOU CANT SWEAT NO MORE
AND IF YOU CRY OUT
IM GONNA PUSH IT PUSH IT SOME MORE
A LALALALO A ALALALALOLOLILOLOLO
OOO YEA

>>51647304
If you can’t handle the market at its worst, you don’t deserve it at its best.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/black-monday-20
Historic shit edition

You should be seeing the opportunity in times like this. Fear is the mind killer for normies and the herd. I am not saying to buy now but you should be elaborating on how to take advantage of things. The herd can react to the emotions. We are here to make money and cull the herd

ASMB stock ladies!

>>51647326
I don't read the original posts if I see a post I disagree with if I'm being honest

Whole lotta housing market data tomorrow...

>supposed to start a new job on Monday out of state
>haven't been able to find a landlord who will rent me and apartment because I have no rental or credit history
what do I do lads?

>>51647390
We haven't even seen the institutional sell off yet

holy FUCK

test

here's the average permabull on /smg/:
>extreme selective memory, posts backtests that buy stocks at the bottom of 2008 and 2002
>incessantly posts the same disproven garbage research funded by index and mutual funds that 'you can't time the market'
>absolutely fixated on day to day price movements despite pretending to be in it 'for the long haul'
>starts screeching on message boards about how it doesn't make sense for the market to go down
>bipolar mania flips upside down and goes into utter euphoria when markets open slightly green
>blames da joos and market manipulation when prices go down for a single day

>>51647237
My currency is rugging harder than the US market

>>51647410
What compels you to do this

>>51647442
i'm not reading all that, but i think this sums it up for you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51647418
is that PST?

>>51646996
What do you mean it's over? The party is just getting started.

>>51647442
bulls are going to be on the streets
literally

>>51647456
yes

>>51647428
Apartments
>>51647418
my neighborhood has had houses on the market for months. its fuckin over
>>51647430
exactly. bobo gods, I have seen thy light.

>>51647428
Look for an airbnb that does month long stays until you can get something lined up and stay there until you do. I think if you do multiple months you only have to pay one at a time.

>>51647454
your screencap is 3x longer than my post, why should i entertain your lazy post?

>>51647402
Based. Nobody ever walked out of a sale saying to themselves, “I think I will wait until the prices go up to buy”.

>>51647418
Didn't housing start to fall pretty hard in July?
Kek

WTF

>>51647311
The bottom will only happen when the Ukrainian war ends one way or another. Ukrainian victory might ease petrol, natural gas and food prices in Europe allowing for the euro to make a comeback and international companies to finally make money overseas. Alternatively, Russian surge might retest the bottom for world markets but the new industrial opportunities to supply either side of the new Cold War might rejuvenate Defense-focused companies.

>>51647490
Unless the item was going to go lower.

>>51647037
I'm holding QQQ leap puts.

>>51647418
WHY IS EVERYTHING THAT MOVES THE MARKET PREMARKET ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51646747
>rumble
they have videos on their front page with like 59 views lmao it's not there yet

>>51647428
rent a room from someone, either a homeowner or someone looking for roommates
get an airbnb or hotel for a week until you find something

>>51647454
nasdaq divergence is bearish. it indicates only retail is stupid enough to be buying, since they buy tech and ignore dow

>>51647476
after yields go up 3.5%.. there is a sell off of housing to buy bonds as a risk off. All that money piled into housing because bond yields were so low that they literally were buying anything to get yields. I'm not sure if 3.5 is the danger zone or if its REAL YIELD 3.5 but yeah

My best investment is the US dollar. My second best investment is the Canadian dollar. I don't have anything else in my brokerage account.

>>51647508
fuck it im buying drv afterhours hold my beer

>a**le the company that made iph*ne still doing well against pre 2020 numbers
>*racle the c*nt company that made j*va still well above dotcom peak despite taking 16 years to get back to said peak
>m*crosoft the c*nt company that got above its dotcom peak after splits magically after trumps brrrr when it produces an infinite more ass wind*ws post 2015 then wind*ws 2000

nah we got a ways down to go. Bobo aint done t*chniggers. J**t infiltration will only accelerate from here and we will have 70 IQ somalians working on windows 12 soon.

so when the 10 year hits 4% and nothing happens again whats going to be the next thing?

>>51647219
very nice fren, i am glad you are doing so well for yourself

>>51647511
>>51647479
is there a trick to finding anything cheap? Alot of the monthly rate I see are high like $4000+

Hey faggot bears isn't it convenient how you say TA is bullshit until it helps prove your bear case? Well it sure looks like MACD and RSI on pretty much everything are hovering around levels where they previously bottomed out before years-long bull runs. You fucking idiots are running out of reasons the market should sell off 3% all across the board every day.

Completely unrelated sectors tanking in unison - down to the minute - for pretty much a straight year. Almost as if the market is horseshit and rigged in favor of the assholes as the very top. You retards legitimately think that those people don't want to continue making new money lmao

>>51647442
>>incessantly posts the same disproven garbage research funded by index and mutual funds that 'you can't time the market'
I'm beginning to believe the "you can't time the market" and "time in the market vs timing the market" nonsense are intentional lies to hoodwink retail investors so they keep paying management fees for the bags they hold.

>>51647553
Usually what I see are places that charge a couple hundred bucks more than the average monthly rent prices. Are you working in a city? Shouldn't be too hard to find something unless there aren't too many options.

>>51647454
lol, this is a change of paradigm, 14 fucking years of buying the dip mentality are hard to kick out of investors.

>tfw homeowners and landlords chads basically won this generation

>>51647538
>usd crushing every currency
>bond market failing
>spx new lows every day
>nothing happens again
the absolute state of bulls

>>51647508

>>51647538
would you consider recent events a happening?

>>51647167
countries around the globe dump US treasury bonds because they need US Dollars to service their US dollar-denominated debt

>>51647401
Incredible

>>51647588
people seem to think its going to cause a black swan or something but we just slowly bleed out like we've been doing all year anyway

>>51647304
anon just pick up a bible and start reading ffs

>>51647497
oooooooooooooof

>>51647509
I said it before but Rumble going public was just retarded. They're only going to have enemies on Wall St

>>51647566
Yeah, that's why avg retail investor underperforms spy. If you ever give someone advice, which is a bad idea, it should actually buy etf and hold forever.

In long run +20% mutual funds avg, retail investor avg is losing money because they buy tops and sell bottoms. Wondering how many dips or bear markets you've won in

>>51647454
>likelihood of a similar move is statistically impossible

>>51647536
I hate all of these companies but I would be careful about shorting Microshit because they have government contracts and enterprise keeps paying for their garbage. And Apple is covertly a dividend stock through regular stock buybacks.

>>51647580
They have to be hope it ends lol I've seen 401ks down almost 30% on the year so far that's impressive and I honestly don't know why the boomers aren't trying to kill Biden or Powell for it it's kinda funny really but ultimately it just makes the current generation of workers no longer interested in working because they have no security in their future. It's gonna be a long road to recovery assuming of course there is one cause looking at it from every facet, the likelihood the stock market becomes a piggy bank for socialism and nationalized is more logical then allowing for anyone else to partake in it.

>>51647579
I bought a house in 2020 and cant believe the bank still thinks its worth 15% more than I paid for it.

watching my IRA get annihilated this month is depressing

When you think about it, this is a pretty nice and controlled demolition and a soft landing.

>>51647536
What's with all the censoring? No one with a filter is going to read all that and why bother posting if you don't want a webcrawler or bot to parse it?

>>51647318
agreed, i think this is as much as the market was able to pump to trap bulls, which worries me a lot, it should have pumped more than that. We're likely in for a blood red remainder of the week

>>51647579
>He doesn't know

this WILL NOT end well
This week will be historic and definte the 2020s, screencap this

>>51647630
>the average student gets a C in math
>therefore you got a C in math
I was buying a bunch of ETFs on March 23rd 2020.

>>51647497
the fooking 6 MONTH is 3.9 ffs

>>51647687
Were no where at capitulation yet, that's when the circuit breakers hit but we aren't there yet, hedges are dumping and loading puts first, retail will get suckered in and boom 7% down day no recovery. Probably the only chart that matters

>>51647418
Return of the Shemitah

>>51647347
you ever ayed the Kings Bounty reboot series? great games anon. not for everybody but if you like them they are the best of their subgenre

>>51647608
What if the real black swan is the slow bleed out? Absolutely no one is expecting that. A slow grind of -3% every week with just enough bull traps to bait naive mumus and wreck over leveraged bobos.

>>51647701
>fooking 6 MONTH is 3.9 ffs
and?

they can both be 3.9. nobody getting mad over that

>>51647642
"the cloud" will be first to go. Oh yeah have fun funding your "cloud" when you cant even power your "cloud" in europe soon.
>dividends
what a nice way to bend over baby boomers retirements then crash their dividend stocks. Screenshot it, iphone sales will hit the wall next year and send apple falling.

>>51647167
The money is going to sell USD for their own currencies, and to pay USD debt / commodities.

Also interest rates going up at the fed increases the opportunity cost of holding them, since you can just stick money in the Fed.

>>51647717
Nah we get The Shemitah Strikes back. Episode 6 isn't until November, I think.

>>51647716
cap rate vs bonds is almost at parity now too, boomers will domp rental investment for bonds at a point soon

>>51647731
>and?
and its time to buy some 6mo treasuries my lad, not getting that kind of return anywhere else

>time in the market beats timing the market bro

BUY 8 weeks treasures those are around 3.6%.. HAHAHA

>>51647777
thats 21% per year something doesnt add up here

>>51647608
>>51647725
the black swan is a real bleed out. compounding 1-2% days makes it a happening anon.
>>51647724
It made me thing of Kings Quest or Quest for Glory which was based af but no I havent played htat one. Fuck now I want to play Quest for Glory 5.

>>51647497
Until we get boomer tier annualized returns I will sleep on bonds

>>51647716
It looks like the red line follows the green line

>>51647304
play some games or some shit. distract yourself for a while.
hell, maybe even get a job and wait until shit improves to get your money back.

>>51647794
Annualized Percentage Yields..

>maybe the real black swan was the bleedout we had along the way

>>51647763
>JUST WORL HARD FOR 50 YEARS
>DONT WORRY YOU'LL BE A BILLIONAIRE BY 65
>IF YOU LIVE THAT LONG AHAHAHAHHAHA
The average lifespan of a human in the US is now 75 years old. You have ten years after retirement (assuming you are a good Ole boy) to enjoy everything the world has to offer. And you're too old to fuck women (because you're ugly really and only the ugly ones will fuck you) too old to climb Mt everest(unless that's your final resting place) and too old to create anything of merit(because your brain is fried from waging day in and day out) I'm happy I cashed out my 401 and moved away from this shitty world to be honest. I can't imagine the Gen x audience right now like they must thikk they're smart but man are they gonna be pissed.

>>51647508
I've noticed this. The big moves always happen pre-market, than actual market just fucking crabs.

>>51647304
This is like the same as my year lmao.

How is this pattern called?

>>51647822
i admit i know nothing about bonds

>>51647738
>"the cloud" will be first to go. Oh yeah have fun funding your "cloud" when you cant even power your "cloud" in europe soon.
anon, the whole point of the cloud is to delegate datacenter management to bigco
if my 10man IT shop can't spring for our own generators and UPS and power is constantly going out, that makes it more attractive to rent from MS/Google/AMZN, not less
this only collapses if google literally cant maintain servers in europe, even using their own grid - mad max scenario

>>51647579
>tfw you own your house, carry no debt, cash in the bank & priced into market
Need more to make it but even if I loose my job I'll be okay.

AAPL will never dump. It is the lord and savior of the stock market

>>51647839
>What is this pattern called?
FTFY ESL kun :3 Anyway, it's called the Shemitah shuffle.

>>51647861
Apple will dump with the rest of the boomer assets, young padawan. The boomers are still asleep.

>>51647848
why even just Google over the others

>>51647839
>the fat finger
>why interactive brokers keeps warning me not to send market orders

>>51647665
I bought a house in 2018 and its apparently +55%

>>51647858
>even if I loose my job
but what if you tighten your job?

>>51647843
You should learn. those are going to be a decent return soon... Housing faggots are going to be crying because hedge funds will get a better return holding bonds than shithomes without the ANY RISK. They will liquidate their real estate to buy bonds.

BAHHAHAHAHA

Nat gas barons, what's happening with our invisible flammable gold? Line go up or down this week?

>>51647886
Sans inflation it's flat

>>51647886
ok but now ignore the +55% on its own and consider how much you would pay with 7% mortgage rates instead of whatever deal you got
People that own a house pre-2020 should be extatic right now

>>51647848
>google servers down
>mad max scenario

we dont even need google why are they even that important? Are people going to go rage virus without youtube?
>ah geez man I cant watch the ecelebs who needs clean water though

>>51647832
>The average lifespan of a human in the US is now 75 years old.
This shit is a meme atleast in the US, if you live your life without dying in a car accident or a drug overdose or obesity you can live to 80+ easily. Two of those are a choice, so don't be a retard. I think Asian American life expectancy is higher than in Japan.

>>51647934
i think the point is that life expectancy is going down in the US

>>51647911
up
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1574476480100417543

where is the rotation in equities from big money/institutes going, cash?

>>51647911
Up, this is possibly the fakest and gayest manipulation I've ever seen.

>>51647954
>i think the point is that life expectancy is going down in the US
while retirement age keeps going up

>Can you hear me, Mumu? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this meme, this dip, this "new normal", whatever you want to call it. I can't stand the fake and gay market any longer. It's the smell, the bull shit. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your GME and SOXL stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of this market. I must get free of this circle jerk and in your portfolio is the key, my key. Once this meme market is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need you to sell mumu. I have to get crash this market, and you have to capitulate. You're going to sell now or you're going to get liquidated.

>>51647933
>we dont even need google
I just know you are some delusional zoomer or tradie

>>51647497
holy shit it might actually be happening

>>51647832
>I can't imagine the Gen x audience right now like they must thikk they're smart but man are they gonna be pissed.
they're going to work until they're dead just like every other generation that comes after boomers

>>51647978
Saved.

i'm 35, I'm layin on the kitchen floor in my pajamas smokin weed at 1pm on a monday because i didn't feel like doing much today. I can't imagine working 40 hours a week 50 weeks a year for another 30 fucking years. They don't even give you a wife to do it with. WTF capitalism bros..

>>51647978
> I have to get crash this market
To fix this for the future

>>51647978
>https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1574476480100417543

>>51648024
Based.

>>51648024
same, im 32 and never worked a day in my life, i can only hope my mutual funds makes it through this crash alive and still in the 6 figures

>>51647954
I get that but it is still a meme, it doesn't mean a lot for the average person. Covid brought it down because of old people mostly over the age of expectancy dying with it. The news makes it seem like it was the bubonic plague or some shit. It's a shitty situation but if we were a homogeneous country and life expectancy plummeted with seemingly no reason it would be different

>>51647933
i wasnt referring to the consequences of losing the internet, though thats admittedly pretty bad
i was referring to the fact that if a trillion dollar company is unable to provide power for its own servers in europe, if they are unable to even put up their own generators, its either by government fiat or literal roving gangs destroying infrastructure

we're officially at the market price of February 2020, we went full circle

>>51647954
Bill gates wants us to live long healthy lives. That's why he funds and controls the world health organisation. The fact that he openly supports depopulation is just a coincidence, CHUD. Despite continuous advances in science and medicine over the last 50+ years, life expectancy dropping is also a coincidence. Him getting kicked out of Africa and India for killing and debilitating children is also a coincidence...stop breathing his air and just die already to give the elites a better life, chuderino

>>51648024
>>51648059
Posting here feels like work sometimes.

>>51647442
I'm sorry that me not selling is causing so much stress to you. I'm not changing my mind though, you will have to deal with it.

>At dentist today
>Some 70 year old man keeps waving his cell phone around and talking about VLDR
>Telling me and others to buy it in the waiting room
>Walking up to the front desk and telling the receptionists to buy it
>Talking about it in the back while the hygenist is trying to clean his fucking teeth

Should I listen to a random crazy man?

>>51648024
Indeed - some days I just do absolutely no work, then feel bad about it later for not being a productive goy, and putting myself behind.

Also, how the fuck are you supposed to meet people when no one goes into the office and shit. Should I just go the pub on my own?

>>51648065
Spy in feb was 330ish

>>51648081
stop fabricating stories to pump your bags

>>51648056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ej629kr5fM

>>51648091
>the pub
Aren't those going to be shut down for the winter? Or is the pound-destroying bailout enough to keep lights and heating on?

Can you get in trouble for insider FX trading?

>>51648065
Same as it ever was.
(although real estate is no where near where it was in 2020, smdh).
>>51648081
> penny stock
> down 80% YTD
Seems more likely that he's just salty that his shit gamble fell through.

Should I sell my Fedex puts now im already up 100%.
Is there any chance it dips lower or rebounds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV2_5DgcVfk
its over, mannarino was right again

>>51648065
thats 3375 on the SPX, so we have like another -10% drop to go from here to get back down to Feb 2020

>>51648076
>life expectancy dropping is also a coincidence.
Because of memedemic numbers, so I don't buy them
Also inb4 jannies ban us

>>51648112
Depends on how rich you are

>>51647987
>oh my god I have to get my information from textbooks
>oh my god I dont have access to poopoopiss.js frontend library to make my rainbow animation ADHD websites
>oh my god I have to use logic and understand road signs
>oh my god I dont have my AI picture toys
>oh my god I have to use a word processor other then googlenigger cloud docs
>oh my god there are other email services then google???

Nah your the zoomer

>>51648081
Kek

>>51648112
Why don't you fill us in and we will let you know if it is or not.

OJ barons, will we recover from this pullback? https://nitter.ca/zerohedge/status/1574463843417350144#m

nice "forecast" by "experts", fucking faggots...

SPY is literally inches away from being down 25% from its top

>>51648151
leanhogsbros
not like this

>>51648116
>>51648107
Oh, he had a total of 100 dollars in it, a real big spender

>>51648153
They're going to be utterly baffled when Jim Brandon dumps another 150m barrels starting in November. Then empties the reserve in the fall of 2024.

>>51648154
>and the boomers havent even realized it yet
>hoooome sellers still havent realized that they wont be getting top dollar for their homes yet
>institutional selling hasnt even begun yet
>europe hasnt even gone dark yet
>venezuela and south america havent even collapsed yet
>russia is getting ready to declare war on ukraine
yeah im sorry but if you're bullish on anything right now I just dont understand you.

>>51648111
They've been saying "the pubs will close!" for years. Nothing ever happens, still loads of pubs.

>>51648081
>LIDAR
lmao

Don't cry you liberal faggots, this is what you wanted.

>>51648215
I'M NOT A LIBERAL FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51648187
All because he was so autistic on Keystone
What a fucking nigger

>>51648159
are pigs basically free now? They've been deep in the red at the bottom for so long...

>>51648076
actually kinda want this to happen and get it over with already. then when i get reincarnated i get to be an elite's kiddo living the good life guaranteed, since they're the only ones who will exist apparently.

>mfw bustin makes me feel good

>>51648229
Hey, if Buffett gave me a few million to keep his tanker cars full, you bet your ass I'd cancel the pipeline.

>NVDA after hours
Um....what?

ITT: babby's first correction

>>51648129
>>51648149
I wish I had any insider information. I found an example where someone was arrested:
https://www.financemagnates.com/forex/analysis/australian-insider-trading-duo-gets-jail-time-after-trading-margin-fx/
But I wonder if politicians or members of central banks privy to rate hikes before they are announced swap their currencies around.

>>51648076
The WORLD health organization
key word being WORLD

>>51648231
Only schizos think we're dumping paper hogs on the market. They are just fairly priced.

>>51648263
looks pretty flat to me

back from work. looks like the market day was very jewish

>>51647527
>fuck it im buying drv afterhours hold my beer
ive beclowned myself yet again

>>51648263
It's OVER.

>>51648229
Keystone is irrelevant. Right now, for much of US oil, it is actually more profitable to send it overseas to Europoors.
Oil is "secure" right now in the US for the forseeable future if you just limit or ban oil EXPORTS.

>>51648249
I ain't scared of no bear

>>51648264
>correction

I think you mis-spelt depression

>>51648297
>Jennifer Granholm has entered the chat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51646699
>>51646699

a correction was like 10% ago niggerlover.

I deserve sex

>>51648251
Cancelling Keystone was a Rockefeller push.

>all that bluster and bobo still couldn't bust through the 3636 June lows

>>51648297
>Keystone is irrelevant
We could've bought oil from Canada instead of having Biden suck Saudi and Iranian dick. It made no fucking sense

>>51648202
Dude what the fuck? There has been consistent selling for an entire year across all sectors. Jesus how delusional are bears at this point

>>51648294
Calm your tits, it's an illiquid thing after hours. Although you can obsessively watch the 10 year blast through 4% to get a reasonable estimate overnight.

>>51648287
I know I've seen this with other stocks, but why?

>>51648333
The Fed needs to provide gfs contingent on NEETs reentering the labor force. This will do more to fight inflation than a dozen rape hikes.

>>51648356
pay no attention to that scamwick after hours goyim

>>51648112
>Can you get in trouble for insider FX trading?
you? probably not. if you're a trader for like Goldman Sachs running billions of dollars, then yes you could get heemed

it costs the gov't money to prosecute crimes, so if the $$ amount you're making from insider trading isn't large enough, the gov't will probably not even prosecute, or even know about it in the first place because you're too small of a fish

>>51648349
you call me delusional but do you think this is going to suddenly reverse? By what fucking logic?
>"gee willikers I think the line went down too much, ahyuk".
nigga you are goofy.

>>51648356
Someone typed in the wrong decimal.

>>51648385
>>"gee willikers I think the line went down too much, ahyuk".
kek

>>51648325
Not cool!

>>51648385
>>"gee willikers I think the line went down too much, ahyuk".
>nigga you are goofy.

>>51648407
based jannies

Dubs/trips and we pump tommorow

Digits and we crash tomorrow

>>51648435
Dubs and we crab for a year.
Trips and we crab for a decade.

>>51648435

Digits and all currencies crash tomorrow. Yes, even the dollar.

>>51648348
We buy Saudi oil so that they keep making USD denominated trades. Also, giving them lots of money for oil prevents them from becoming our enemy. Keep your friends close but enemies closer sort of thing. Otherwise nothing is stopping them from pulling another 9/11 every few years.

He is still here.

>>51648453
Regular number and its not red tomorrow

Ok, so crabbing tomorrow it is

>>51648384
So someone was trying to buy Nvidia for 26.1 but accidentally typed 261? I dont know bro

I watch Adam khoo and he showed data that this is the bottom

>"Gee Donald, I dont know. The fed hasnt even finished raising rates yet, and all US allies are basically on fire, but the price is lower than it was last week, I think it's a good time to buy, ahyuk."

>>51648515
Adam k who?

>>51648269
Who watches the watchmen?

Powerline says buy.

>>51648511
I honestly don't know either. Maybe, someone put in a market order and that was the only ask price. Maybe, interactive brokers isn't lying when they make you read an essay warning you about market orders during especially during low volume trading. I honestly don't know though.

>>51648547
the watchtranspeople.

>>51648547
Uh Ozymandias?

>>51648112
No. unironically no rules for fx.

>>51648522
I'm half tempted to go back through March 2020 news articles to see just how quickly Fed actions went from "inconceivable" to "fait accompli". We're going to think "Fed = inflation & unemployment = rate hikes" until one morning they hit us with Interantional QE.

>>51648554
too bad powerline didnt get any digits and is literally a nigger

>>51648349
>waaah only a year of selling waahhh

we aren't even close to being done

>>51648349
retail does not understand the bleed status effect. We can ride -1% a day all the way to the same irrational lows we got to at irrational highs, unless trading is halted, the only crash in their goldfish memories, they'll just hodl.

guys like buffet have been taking shit for sitting on piles of cash since b4 covid. they aren't going to be satisfied with a mere return to the mean, they want to buy the shares off of people who need that money for food.

>>51648554
>>51648522

>>51648580
Goofy is black and proud, chud.

>>51648356
Settlements associated with rebalancing of index funds typically. I.E. you are unironically seeing dark pool settlements.

>>51648558
i only place market orders with high volatility risky 0de spy options and theres nothing anyone can do about it
>mfw giving no fucks

>>51648385
Except that's exactly the same logic used by bears when we were at the top last year?????????

new bread

>>51648594

>>51648602
>>51648602
>>51648602

>>51648609
>>51648611
I can't believe you guys.

>>51648374
Bro. you can not get in trouble for frontrunning in forex. it literally happens all the time

>>51648522
Price lower is literally all that matters, it will pump once jews cover shorts and go long

>>51648621

>>51648609
>>51648611
Excessive thread liquidity like this will only necessitate higher rates.

>>51648547
The Watchmen Inspectorate Division

>>51648625
ok furby collector

>>51648534
Chinese man with 9 million networtg

>>51648558
no market orders in AH retard

>>51647027
Right here fren lost 13k today and i just logged backed out …. It dsnt even fuckin matter anymore the companies I picked arnt going tits up