/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51645955
>3-5 years experience

>>51645955
wait people here actually work jobs? I thought everyone who came here made their money off investments and shit without having to wagecuck

>>51645955
>and can wwork flexibly, including holidays and weekends

>>51645955

oh wagie!

>>51645955
>describe a challenging work situation you were in and how you handled it

>>51645955
At the interview as if that means you get paid overtime to have sex with the boss

>>51645955
>you must have a proactive approach to dealing with customers and the ability to think outside the box

>>51645955
>thats me!
>SORRY WE'RE NOT HIRING

I applied for a couple of jobs. I hate interviews questions.
I suck at them and they are awkward

How can I better prepare for them.

>>51645955
>WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN ANTISOCIAL PARANOID IMAGEBOARD ADDICT WITH SCHIZOID TENDENCIES, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND REALLY COOL RACIST TAKES

>Can you name a time when you were responsible for implementing new processes in a previous job?

Ok great! Well I’ll be of the office for the rest of the week but you can expect to hear from us, umm, most likely sometime mid next week!

>>51645955
i was not the first pick for my position
>interviewer was a woman
>would-be coworker is a woman
>100% of other workers in the vicinity of that department were women
>they hired a woman
>new hire calls in 2 weeks out of the first month of employment because "i have kids and no babysitter"
>they fire her
>hire me
>coof happens
>100% wfh
>mfw

>>51646234
nah, people come here to part with their money repeatedly

>graduate during peak covid
>company needs people asap
>high turn over rate position
>employees often quit within 2-3 weeks
>dont really care accept the wfh job
>able to see statistics about all employees in company
>notice im doing above average with my work compared to others
>1 year later get fired
>"work quality wasn't constantly 90 scores"
>notice other employee stats were half the amount of what i was doing
>"we need you to return the wfh equipment to our corporate office"
>"i cant"
>they have to send two vice presidents to my place
>pretend i was sleeping or didn't hear them knock
>they leave
>email the hr roastie they can come get it now
>both the vice presidents half to come to my place again to take all the stuff
>can literally see the salt on their faces for making them come back twice
That's when I realized it was all fake

>>51646409
go back

>>51646291
That's the kind of cringe inducing questions that make me hate the process of applying to new jobs. It's so retarded, so humiliating.

>>51646514
Kek, best post in this thread

>>51646509
Cool but now you work with women

>>51645955
This is why I'll NEVER assimilate with this society. I mother fucking hate interviews and all interviewers in existence. They all deserve to be sent to concentration camps and then [redacted] to then be thrown into literal hell fire.

>>51648035
The fact that survival is concentrated into needing to be an employee is fucking RETARDED as shit.
Imagine if a fucking lion needed to go to interviews in order to be allowed to hunt for its food. Giving this power to employers if fucking cancer. Society was a mistake. FUCK mammals and the way these brains are wired.

>>51647980
now that it's WFH that doesn't matter. I don't have to to listen to roasties prattle on about bullshit in the office and coworker lady is cool.

its 2008 all over gain

>>51645955
Check

>>51645955

>>51646409
I am all of those things but I also already have a job, sorry